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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,495 --> 00:00:05,065 Hey, how’s your New office art, sam? 2 00:00:05,066 --> 00:00:06,131 Sucks the bag. 3 00:00:06,132 --> 00:00:06,725 They gave me A painting 4 00:00:06,726 --> 00:00:09,164 That’s the exact Same colour As my walls. 5 00:00:09,165 --> 00:00:10,692 Maybe they just Gave you a frame. 6 00:00:10,693 --> 00:00:11,857 Stop that man! 7 00:00:11,858 --> 00:00:13,890 Oh! Stop him! 8 00:00:13,891 --> 00:00:16,264 Nice one. I’ve got him! 9 00:00:17,099 --> 00:00:18,429 Okay. I’ve got him! 10 00:00:19,429 --> 00:00:21,758 See what I Did there?See? Yeah, I got him. 11 00:00:21,759 --> 00:00:26,263 Whoa, is That casamari? Yeah.Robin: What do you Think he did? Scuffed up a $1000 Pair of snakeskin shoes, Is what he did. 12 00:00:26,264 --> 00:00:27,593 Probably won’t be Seeing him again. 13 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:30,296 Oh! You should go Check out the art In his office. 14 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:31,593 That’s a Good idea. Yeah! 15 00:00:31,594 --> 00:00:32,956 One, two, three, four! 16 00:00:38,396 --> 00:00:39,659 ♪ all hail The working man ♪ 17 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:41,428 ♪ he’s got the world In his hand ♪ 18 00:00:41,429 --> 00:00:42,725 ♪ all hail The working man ♪ 19 00:00:42,726 --> 00:00:44,923 ♪ the work is never done 20 00:00:44,924 --> 00:00:47,791 ♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh 21 00:00:47,792 --> 00:00:50,494 ♪ way-oh, way-oh-ho 22 00:00:50,495 --> 00:00:51,857 Huh! 23 00:00:51,858 --> 00:00:53,032 ♪ I am the working man 24 00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:54,890 ♪ through the night Till the morning sun ♪ 25 00:00:54,891 --> 00:00:56,395 ♪ I am the working man 26 00:00:56,396 --> 00:00:58,032 ♪ the work is never done 27 00:00:58,033 --> 00:01:01,032 ♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 28 00:01:01,033 --> 00:01:02,791 Hey! Hey! ♪ way-oh-way 29 00:01:03,660 --> 00:01:05,197 ♪ pray for The working man ♪ 30 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:06,659 ♪ always there With a helping hand ♪ 31 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:08,395 ♪ pray for The working man ♪ 32 00:01:08,396 --> 00:01:09,659 ♪ the work is never done 33 00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:10,923 ♪ all hail The working man ♪ 34 00:01:10,924 --> 00:01:12,494 ♪ another day Has just begun ♪ 35 00:01:12,495 --> 00:01:13,923 ♪ all hail The working man ♪ 36 00:01:13,924 --> 00:01:16,297 ♪ it’s never friggin’ done 37 00:01:17,528 --> 00:01:19,692 So did you put That peterson Memo to bed? 38 00:01:19,693 --> 00:01:20,725 No, robin’s Working on it. 39 00:01:20,726 --> 00:01:22,593 You got robin to do Your work for you? Mmm-hmm. 40 00:01:22,594 --> 00:01:24,693 Did you take that Hypnosis course Without me? 41 00:01:26,561 --> 00:01:29,560 Pickles. Nah, I just flatter her by asking Her to proof something 42 00:01:29,561 --> 00:01:30,956 And her ocd Does the rest. 43 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:32,824 You see? I’d put That in my office 44 00:01:32,825 --> 00:01:34,527 But that also Sucks the bag. 45 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:35,461 That’s a Mark rothko. 46 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,165 Yeah. Fagen paid three Mil for that baby. 47 00:01:40,660 --> 00:01:42,824 Wow. Remind me to Stop wiping my Boogies on it.Hey, clark. Hey. Here’s your memo. Uh-huh. 48 00:01:42,825 --> 00:01:43,999 You hit a lot of The major points, 49 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,428 But I just added A bunch of things 50 00:01:45,429 --> 00:01:46,494 And really Brought it home. 51 00:01:46,495 --> 00:01:48,197 Helvetica? Nice Font choice, fraulein. 52 00:01:48,198 --> 00:01:51,593 Yeah. It says You’re serious, But sexy. Yeah! 53 00:01:51,594 --> 00:01:53,396 Like Dakota fanning. 54 00:01:54,792 --> 00:01:55,626 Due to the Embezzlement scandal, 55 00:01:55,627 --> 00:01:59,263 That culminated in This morning’s rather Dramatic take-down 56 00:01:59,264 --> 00:02:01,626 Of casamari in The east hallway... Thank you. 57 00:02:01,627 --> 00:02:02,197 Thank you Very much. 58 00:02:02,198 --> 00:02:03,593 But the real heroes Are the fire-fighters. 59 00:02:03,594 --> 00:02:06,494 The management committee Has decided to be proactive 60 00:02:06,495 --> 00:02:07,999 By asking All employees 61 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,032 To take a Lie detector test. 62 00:02:10,033 --> 00:02:11,197 Lie detectors? 63 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:12,131 Isn’t that illegal? 64 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,692 So is charging Bad dye jobs 65 00:02:13,693 --> 00:02:14,329 To the company Credit card. 66 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:17,659 Besides, we’re Not calling them Lie detector tests. 67 00:02:17,660 --> 00:02:20,164 We’re calling them Trust exercises. 68 00:02:20,165 --> 00:02:21,461 So, check The board outside 69 00:02:21,462 --> 00:02:24,428 To see when your Interrogation is scheduled. 70 00:02:32,231 --> 00:02:34,065 Close your eyes. 71 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:34,692 No! 72 00:02:34,693 --> 00:02:35,692 The last time I did that, 73 00:02:35,693 --> 00:02:36,626 You open-mouth kissed me. 74 00:02:36,627 --> 00:02:38,890 Ah, you were choking. It was cpr. 75 00:02:38,891 --> 00:02:40,395 I was chewing gum. 76 00:02:40,396 --> 00:02:41,857 Well, we got it Out, didn’t we? 77 00:02:41,858 --> 00:02:43,956 Anyhoo, got You a present. 78 00:02:43,957 --> 00:02:45,098 Oh! Why didn’t You say so? 79 00:02:45,099 --> 00:02:46,692 Come on! 80 00:02:46,693 --> 00:02:47,725 Give it over! 81 00:02:47,726 --> 00:02:49,329 Open your eyes. 82 00:02:49,330 --> 00:02:50,032 Mama! 83 00:02:50,033 --> 00:02:50,791 Yeah... 84 00:02:50,792 --> 00:02:51,923 I overheard that You weren’t happy 85 00:02:51,924 --> 00:02:53,890 With your firm- Allocated artwork. 86 00:02:53,891 --> 00:02:55,065 I don’t know If you know, 87 00:02:55,066 --> 00:02:56,791 But I’m somewhat Of a sculptor. 88 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:59,032 Oh, you don’t say? Yeah. Hold this. 89 00:02:59,033 --> 00:02:59,824 Oh no. Yeah. 90 00:02:59,825 --> 00:03:03,131 It is a portrait Of my grandfather. 91 00:03:03,132 --> 00:03:04,923 He was a Circus performer 92 00:03:04,924 --> 00:03:07,197 Until they Banned pinheads. 93 00:03:07,198 --> 00:03:10,956 Anyhow, I call it... 94 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:11,692 "Honesty". 95 00:03:11,693 --> 00:03:14,065 Oh... I see you Have his eyes. 96 00:03:18,594 --> 00:03:19,428 What’s vic doing here? 97 00:03:19,429 --> 00:03:21,758 He’s our resident Expert on lying. Ah. 98 00:03:21,759 --> 00:03:24,032 White lies, fibs, Half-truth whoppers, 99 00:03:24,033 --> 00:03:25,428 Tall tales, Horse feathers... 100 00:03:25,429 --> 00:03:26,230 Enough already! 101 00:03:26,231 --> 00:03:27,791 Okay! First 102 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:30,395 Is your name Clark claxton The third? 103 00:03:30,396 --> 00:03:31,098 Yes. 104 00:03:31,099 --> 00:03:32,692 Well, that Makes no sense. 105 00:03:32,693 --> 00:03:34,164 Machine says You’re lying. 106 00:03:34,165 --> 00:03:35,593 Uh, all right, How about, um... 107 00:03:35,594 --> 00:03:37,461 Do you work For fagen & Harrison? 108 00:03:37,462 --> 00:03:38,494 Yes. 109 00:03:38,495 --> 00:03:39,065 What? 110 00:03:39,066 --> 00:03:40,824 The machine says You’re lying again. 111 00:03:40,825 --> 00:03:41,725 Uh... How About, um... 112 00:03:41,726 --> 00:03:44,593 Okay, did you Build the great Wall of china? 113 00:03:44,594 --> 00:03:45,593 Yes. 114 00:03:45,594 --> 00:03:47,758 He’s telling the truth. 115 00:03:47,759 --> 00:03:50,857 It says you’re Telling the truth? 116 00:03:50,858 --> 00:03:51,824 Clark’s immortal. 117 00:03:51,825 --> 00:03:53,329 I always had My suspicions. 118 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:55,362 No, either This machine Is broken, 119 00:03:55,363 --> 00:03:57,362 Or you’re some Kind of sociopath. 120 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:58,230 Believe it. 121 00:03:58,231 --> 00:04:00,231 Get a load of this. 122 00:04:01,363 --> 00:04:02,494 Oh! 123 00:04:02,495 --> 00:04:04,528 What’s going on? 124 00:04:06,429 --> 00:04:07,692 The rocky mountains 125 00:04:07,693 --> 00:04:09,065 As seen from the Presidential suite 126 00:04:09,066 --> 00:04:10,999 Of the banff Springs hotel. 127 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,528 Oh... Is that A mountain goat? 128 00:04:17,231 --> 00:04:20,329 Hey, you... Oh! You’ve Commissioned A portrait. 129 00:04:20,330 --> 00:04:21,065 I like. 130 00:04:21,066 --> 00:04:22,956 It makes you Look... Thinner. 131 00:04:22,957 --> 00:04:24,263 No, vic gave It to me. 132 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,857 Oh. He made It himself. 133 00:04:25,858 --> 00:04:27,263 Eech! A Self-portrait. 134 00:04:27,264 --> 00:04:28,099 Are those Real eyes? 135 00:04:29,264 --> 00:04:31,527 I don’t want to Talk about it.God, you better Take it down Before you go Home or the Cleaning staff 136 00:04:31,528 --> 00:04:32,824 Will be too scared To come in here. 137 00:04:32,825 --> 00:04:35,263 Like I’m going To let some Cuban doctor 138 00:04:35,264 --> 00:04:36,231 Dictate how I live. 139 00:04:37,957 --> 00:04:39,560 What?What? Look, why don’t you Just throw it out? 140 00:04:39,561 --> 00:04:41,956 No, better yet, Carry it as I.D. Yeah. 141 00:04:41,957 --> 00:04:44,890 I can’t even Go near it. It Freaks me out. 142 00:04:44,891 --> 00:04:46,396 Aw, sweetie. 143 00:04:47,264 --> 00:04:49,099 Mmm. Yeah. 144 00:04:50,033 --> 00:04:51,362 Oh! There you go. 145 00:04:51,363 --> 00:04:52,329 You’re welcome. 146 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:53,659 Oh, hey, uh, You’re next 147 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,065 For the lie Detector test. Yeah. 148 00:04:55,066 --> 00:04:57,923 Don’t tell them The secret location Of the ewok village. 149 00:04:57,924 --> 00:05:01,197 What am I saying? You’d never Give that up. 150 00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:05,461 Claxton, where’s That malone memo? 151 00:05:05,462 --> 00:05:06,263 I need it yesterday. 152 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,692 I’ll get my time Machine, sir. 153 00:05:07,693 --> 00:05:08,999 Thank god for H.G. Wells. 154 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,362 There is no god. 155 00:05:11,363 --> 00:05:11,858 Oh, hi, fraulein. 156 00:05:14,066 --> 00:05:18,923 Look, I’m working On this memo for The malone file.Do you have Time to take a Quick look at it? Uh, this topic deals With three supreme Court decisions 157 00:05:18,924 --> 00:05:20,131 And you only wrote Half a page? 158 00:05:20,132 --> 00:05:24,428 Well, we can’t all Be cracker-jack Lawyers like you. Oh. 159 00:05:24,429 --> 00:05:26,362 Come on! I’m really Struggling with this. 160 00:05:26,363 --> 00:05:28,890 Fine. I’ll get to it After my polygraph. 161 00:05:30,957 --> 00:05:32,296 Swim, nemo! 162 00:05:32,297 --> 00:05:33,230 Hey there, Art lover. 163 00:05:33,231 --> 00:05:34,956 I just wanted To say again 164 00:05:34,957 --> 00:05:37,131 How excited I am That you like my work. 165 00:05:37,132 --> 00:05:38,626 And to show you My appreciation 166 00:05:38,627 --> 00:05:41,362 I want to give you Another creation. 167 00:05:41,363 --> 00:05:42,626 I call this one 168 00:05:42,627 --> 00:05:44,494 "The truth". 169 00:05:44,495 --> 00:05:46,428 No... Way! 170 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,263 That’s awesome! 171 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,395 Thank you. 172 00:05:50,627 --> 00:05:52,957 What happened To "Honesty"? 173 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:54,956 I know! Huh! 174 00:05:54,957 --> 00:05:57,263 The world is Going to hell In a hand basket, 175 00:05:57,264 --> 00:05:58,032 Isn’t it, vic? 176 00:05:58,033 --> 00:05:59,626 Huh, you mean the Other "Honesty". 177 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:02,296 Mmm-hmm. Oh! Somebody Stole it. 178 00:06:02,297 --> 00:06:03,296 Something that good? 179 00:06:03,297 --> 00:06:05,956 What’s it doing in The garbage can? 180 00:06:05,957 --> 00:06:06,890 Garbage can? 181 00:06:06,891 --> 00:06:09,231 That’s... That’s My art basket. 182 00:06:10,396 --> 00:06:12,263 I’ve seen art baskets. 183 00:06:12,264 --> 00:06:14,428 And this, sir, 184 00:06:14,429 --> 00:06:15,725 Is no art basket. 185 00:06:15,726 --> 00:06:16,395 Ahh... 186 00:06:16,396 --> 00:06:19,395 All right, Listen. Vic... 187 00:06:19,396 --> 00:06:20,890 I threw it Away. Okay? 188 00:06:20,891 --> 00:06:22,230 It was freaking The shit out of me. 189 00:06:22,231 --> 00:06:23,395 I couldn’t Concentrate with it... 190 00:06:23,396 --> 00:06:25,263 Watching me All the time. 191 00:06:25,264 --> 00:06:27,230 It wasn’t Watching you. 192 00:06:27,231 --> 00:06:29,032 It was gazing Down upon you 193 00:06:29,033 --> 00:06:31,858 With the loving eyes Of a grandfather. 194 00:06:33,495 --> 00:06:35,528 My grandfather. 195 00:06:42,099 --> 00:06:44,330 So those Are real eyes. 196 00:06:49,561 --> 00:06:51,593 What’s the matter With you, vic? 197 00:06:51,594 --> 00:06:53,065 Yeah, I don’t Want to talk much. 198 00:06:53,066 --> 00:06:54,692 Just do The damn test. 199 00:06:54,693 --> 00:06:55,659 Is your name Robin howland? 200 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:57,758 I said I don’t Want to talk about it! 201 00:06:57,759 --> 00:06:59,627 Oh, you’re Talking to her. 202 00:07:00,891 --> 00:07:03,329 Oh... So is it?Yes. Are you a young Cracker-jack lawyer? 203 00:07:03,330 --> 00:07:04,032 Yes, sir. 204 00:07:04,033 --> 00:07:04,999 Are you single? 205 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,692 Yes. 206 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:07,428 Oh... 207 00:07:07,429 --> 00:07:08,032 Says You’re lying. 208 00:07:08,033 --> 00:07:11,098 Oh, that’s probably High blood pressure. 209 00:07:11,099 --> 00:07:12,527 Pizza for Breakfast. 210 00:07:12,528 --> 00:07:13,890 Oh! Liar! 211 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,923 Young lady, your Pants are aflame! 212 00:07:15,924 --> 00:07:18,197 All right, Four easter cream Eggs and a beer. 213 00:07:18,198 --> 00:07:19,230 Oh yeah, That one’s true. 214 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:21,395 Okay, let’s just try This one more time. 215 00:07:21,396 --> 00:07:22,527 Are you married? 216 00:07:22,528 --> 00:07:23,428 No, sir. 217 00:07:23,429 --> 00:07:25,164 Sweet lord! 218 00:07:25,165 --> 00:07:27,131 I can’t believe It, howland. 219 00:07:27,132 --> 00:07:28,230 You’re married? 220 00:07:28,231 --> 00:07:30,560 Oh! I’m Afraid so, sir. 221 00:07:30,561 --> 00:07:33,429 Well, I’ll be. 222 00:07:34,198 --> 00:07:35,594 To a guy, right? 223 00:07:37,726 --> 00:07:39,659 Ugh! So I’m married. Big deal. 224 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:40,660 Married? Robin, 225 00:07:42,957 --> 00:07:46,197 This is a whole other Level of deceit. Yeah.Okay, I’m going To say this once And then I don’t want to Talk about it any more. 226 00:07:46,198 --> 00:07:47,626 It was my first job. 227 00:07:47,627 --> 00:07:49,428 He was the red deer Dq manager. 228 00:07:49,429 --> 00:07:51,065 Drag queens Have managers? 229 00:07:51,066 --> 00:07:52,395 Dairy queen. Brazier? 230 00:07:52,396 --> 00:07:53,231 Just ice cream. 231 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,659 Oh, and you Spiralled into lovelike a soft Serve cone. Eating crushed Oreos out of Each other’s navels. Mmm! 232 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:01,626 So if you broke Up, why didn’t You get a divorce? 233 00:08:01,627 --> 00:08:02,923 I... 234 00:08:02,924 --> 00:08:03,692 Can’t. 235 00:08:03,693 --> 00:08:06,329 He’s such an ass. Every time I try, 236 00:08:06,330 --> 00:08:07,857 We fight like Cats and dogs. 237 00:08:07,858 --> 00:08:09,527 Just fight, Fight, fight. 238 00:08:09,528 --> 00:08:10,956 Ah! Red deer Romance. 239 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,692 Anyway, I haven’t Seen him in Five years. 240 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:15,197 Well, that’s why You can’t have A relationship, 241 00:08:15,198 --> 00:08:16,395 You emotional retard. 242 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,197 You have to get A divorce first. 243 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,791 Okay, I told you, I can’t. 244 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:21,999 Every time I try To bring over The papers, 245 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:26,000 They get destroyed In the ensuing Fisticuffs. 246 00:08:27,264 --> 00:08:28,230 What’s a brazier? 247 00:08:28,231 --> 00:08:30,791 You know, they Serve, like, Hot food there. 248 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:32,461 Burgers, fries. 249 00:08:32,462 --> 00:08:33,164 Right. 250 00:08:33,165 --> 00:08:35,230 But what’s A "Brazier"? 251 00:08:35,231 --> 00:08:36,131 I have no idea. 252 00:08:36,132 --> 00:08:38,494 Really. Bra-a-zier. Let’s look it up. 253 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,659 Careful. It’s Hot, okay? 254 00:08:48,198 --> 00:08:49,032 Dude, he’s in Rough shape. 255 00:08:49,033 --> 00:08:50,924 What did you Do to him? Well, nothing! 256 00:08:52,330 --> 00:08:59,429 I mean, I threw his Art in the garbage,but other Than that...That was a portrait Of his grand-pappy!No wonder he’s So "F"-ed up. Well... I haven’t seen him Like this since the Croc hunter died. 257 00:09:02,825 --> 00:09:04,231 Ugh... 258 00:09:06,561 --> 00:09:08,428 Hey, vic. 259 00:09:08,429 --> 00:09:10,296 Hey, man. 260 00:09:10,297 --> 00:09:14,131 Listen, I am So sorry. 261 00:09:14,132 --> 00:09:15,924 I take Everything back. 262 00:09:16,429 --> 00:09:18,527 So, you like My art? 263 00:09:18,528 --> 00:09:19,824 Ye... No. 264 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:22,693 But I take Everything else back. 265 00:09:23,099 --> 00:09:25,230 So you... You came All the way over here 266 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:28,032 To tell me that My art sucks... Again. 267 00:09:28,033 --> 00:09:28,999 No-o-o! 268 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,527 I came here To apologize 269 00:09:31,528 --> 00:09:33,164 For saying that Your art sucks. 270 00:09:33,165 --> 00:09:35,725 Ok-okay, no, no, No, no, look. 271 00:09:35,726 --> 00:09:37,230 Um... Uh... 272 00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:40,461 Your art sucks And I’m sorry About that. 273 00:09:40,462 --> 00:09:42,923 No! No, no, no! Okay, no, no, no. 274 00:09:42,924 --> 00:09:43,923 That came out All wrong. 275 00:09:43,924 --> 00:09:46,428 Some art is sucky. I thought that Was sucky. 276 00:09:46,429 --> 00:09:48,263 I-I... No. Okay, Look, look... 277 00:09:48,264 --> 00:09:50,230 I... No, dude! Dude! Dude! 278 00:09:50,231 --> 00:09:51,461 Let-let me... Let me... 279 00:09:51,462 --> 00:09:53,726 Let me say... Oh! 280 00:09:55,231 --> 00:09:57,066 So, we good? 281 00:09:59,396 --> 00:10:00,428 Hey! Oh, wow! 282 00:10:00,429 --> 00:10:01,999 Didn’t take you Long to cave. 283 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,098 It’s back up On the wall, 284 00:10:03,099 --> 00:10:03,923 Now with A spotlight. 285 00:10:03,924 --> 00:10:05,791 Yeah, I’m trying to Make it up to vic. 286 00:10:05,792 --> 00:10:06,329 If this doesn’t work 287 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:08,890 I’m going to have To play laser tag With him again. 288 00:10:08,891 --> 00:10:09,758 Uh-huh. 289 00:10:09,759 --> 00:10:12,494 Anyway, cake is in The staff lounge. 290 00:10:12,495 --> 00:10:13,164 Ooh, yummy! 291 00:10:13,165 --> 00:10:14,527 I hope it’s pineapple 292 00:10:14,528 --> 00:10:15,494 And upside down! 293 00:10:15,495 --> 00:10:16,296 Delicious, but no. 294 00:10:16,297 --> 00:10:18,692 Cake is robin’s Ex-husband. 295 00:10:18,693 --> 00:10:19,923 Cake? Yeah. 296 00:10:19,924 --> 00:10:21,164 "Cake’s" his Actual name. 297 00:10:21,165 --> 00:10:21,999 It’s almost too easy. 298 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,197 You might say It’s a cake-walk. 299 00:10:24,198 --> 00:10:25,890 Yeah, maybe it’s Not that easy. 300 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:27,296 Mmm. Well, what’s He doing here? 301 00:10:27,297 --> 00:10:30,329 Well, I told him I was Robin’s divorce lawyer 302 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,758 And had him come Up to the office 303 00:10:31,759 --> 00:10:33,395 To sign the papers Once and for all. 304 00:10:33,396 --> 00:10:35,296 Oh, there you Are, ass-wipe. 305 00:10:35,297 --> 00:10:36,032 Ah! 306 00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:36,923 How’d you find him? 307 00:10:36,924 --> 00:10:38,197 I could get you A human hand 308 00:10:38,198 --> 00:10:40,263 In 15 minutes, No questions asked. 309 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:43,230 Finding cake Was as easy as... 310 00:10:43,231 --> 00:10:44,329 Cake? Pie. 311 00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:45,395 I was going To say pie. Pie. 312 00:10:45,396 --> 00:10:46,659 But why the hell Would you do that? 313 00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:49,164 Well, what if you need A hand transplant? Yeah. 314 00:10:49,165 --> 00:10:50,626 Okay. I told you I hate the guy. 315 00:10:50,627 --> 00:10:52,362 Why would you Bring him to the Staff lounge? 316 00:10:52,363 --> 00:10:54,197 Robin, you Need closure. 317 00:10:54,198 --> 00:10:55,296 Doesn’t she? True. 318 00:10:55,297 --> 00:10:56,461 Come on, Look at her. You need clo... 319 00:10:56,462 --> 00:10:58,560 And I wanted to see You go ten rounds 320 00:10:58,561 --> 00:10:59,560 With this Rodeo clown. 321 00:10:59,561 --> 00:11:00,890 Who now, Incidentally, 322 00:11:00,891 --> 00:11:03,065 Rents out beer league Hockey goalies 323 00:11:03,066 --> 00:11:04,659 Out of a coffee shop In little italy. 324 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:06,231 Ooh! Successful! Yes! 325 00:11:08,264 --> 00:11:11,890 Come on, robin. You can do this. Yeah!You’re going to Go down there,you’re going to tell Him you want a divorce So that you can move On with your life. 326 00:11:11,891 --> 00:11:13,032 And then we’re going To have a piece 327 00:11:13,033 --> 00:11:14,626 Of this cake clark Keeps talking about. 328 00:11:14,627 --> 00:11:16,131 I hear it’s Pineapple. 329 00:11:16,132 --> 00:11:16,725 That’s right, Sister. 330 00:11:16,726 --> 00:11:19,659 Now oil up and go Claw the face off This evil bastard. 331 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:20,999 Give us a good show! 332 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,297 Come on! 333 00:11:28,825 --> 00:11:29,725 There he is. 334 00:11:29,726 --> 00:11:31,362 Holy shit, There he is. 335 00:11:31,363 --> 00:11:32,890 Holy shit, There he is. Yeah! 336 00:11:32,891 --> 00:11:35,263 He looks like that Loser from sugar ray. 337 00:11:35,264 --> 00:11:36,857 Yeah! Sugar Ray leonard. 338 00:11:36,858 --> 00:11:38,362 What? What? 339 00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:40,890 Oh! Ho! Ho! 20 quarters! 340 00:11:40,891 --> 00:11:43,626 That is the most amazing Thing I’ve ever seen! 341 00:11:43,627 --> 00:11:45,692 Except for that Video I saw 342 00:11:45,693 --> 00:11:47,890 Of that farmer Getting back-doored By a pig. 343 00:11:47,891 --> 00:11:50,924 Clark & sam: 344 00:11:57,165 --> 00:11:59,461 Sweet! 345 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:07,923 Hey, baby. 346 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,660 Mmm! 347 00:12:13,693 --> 00:12:15,132 God, I miss you! 348 00:12:17,198 --> 00:12:18,758 Not exactly the Kind of fighting 349 00:12:18,759 --> 00:12:19,824 I was hoping for. 350 00:12:19,825 --> 00:12:21,626 Oh, I got to get me Some of that, huh? 351 00:12:21,627 --> 00:12:23,164 Which one are You talking about? 352 00:12:23,165 --> 00:12:25,032 Does it matter? 353 00:12:26,825 --> 00:12:29,329 Anyway, I wanted To tell you how Truly sorry I am. 354 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:30,890 That’s mighty big Of you to admit. 355 00:12:30,891 --> 00:12:32,593 Well, I never Meant to hurt Your feelings. 356 00:12:32,594 --> 00:12:35,725 I appreciate Your remorse. Aw! 357 00:12:35,726 --> 00:12:38,099 And you know what? To prove how Sorry I am, 358 00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:44,296 Check it out, huh? Oh! Ooh! I didn’t Mean for that To happen. 359 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,824 Oh, I’m really, 360 00:12:45,825 --> 00:12:48,395 Really sorry. Enough! 361 00:12:48,396 --> 00:12:49,395 That’s it. 362 00:12:49,396 --> 00:12:51,923 You and me After work. It is on. 363 00:12:51,924 --> 00:12:55,065 We’re finally Going to get Smoothies together? 364 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,692 No. I’m going to Kick your ass. 365 00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,891 I’m going to Kick your ass. 366 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:04,164 Well, could we go get Smoothies after that? 367 00:13:04,165 --> 00:13:06,758 Probably not. 368 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,659 Oh. Hi, clarkie. 369 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:18,692 Hey... Look, uh... 370 00:13:18,693 --> 00:13:21,956 Mr. Kaplan’s really After me about that Malone memo, so... 371 00:13:21,957 --> 00:13:23,198 Oh, sorry! 372 00:13:25,627 --> 00:13:28,626 I haven’t gotten To it yet.Yeah. Okay, look. I don’t mind you Making out with Some old flame 373 00:13:28,627 --> 00:13:29,791 Who you lied About hating, 374 00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:30,692 But when it Starts affecting 375 00:13:30,693 --> 00:13:33,230 Our productivity, it... What’s up? 376 00:13:33,231 --> 00:13:36,527 All right. I’ll be Back in a bit, sug. 377 00:13:36,528 --> 00:13:38,560 You look tired. Oh? 378 00:13:38,561 --> 00:13:40,857 You want a coffee? No, thanks. 379 00:13:40,858 --> 00:13:42,363 Okay. 380 00:13:47,099 --> 00:13:50,032 Please tell me You were just trying On each other’s Shirts for fun. 381 00:13:50,033 --> 00:13:51,461 Huh! We were. 382 00:13:51,462 --> 00:13:53,428 And then We had sex. 383 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:04,263 You lied to me!Robin: Well, of Course I lied!I didn’t want To have to deal With him. But you know what? We’re back in love. 384 00:14:04,264 --> 00:14:05,362 He said He loves you? 385 00:14:05,363 --> 00:14:06,725 No, but I Know he does. 386 00:14:06,726 --> 00:14:08,725 He says it with His soul patch. 387 00:14:08,726 --> 00:14:10,692 Oh, his Soul patch! Oh, 388 00:14:10,693 --> 00:14:12,164 And how long have You been in therapy? 389 00:14:12,165 --> 00:14:14,626 Mmm, you sound Like one of My shrinks. 390 00:14:14,627 --> 00:14:15,857 Uh-huh. 391 00:14:15,858 --> 00:14:17,065 I don’t know, He’s just... 392 00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:18,428 He’s got this Irresistible force 393 00:14:18,429 --> 00:14:20,032 That just radiates Off of him... 394 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,857 That’s the smell of Coffee grounds and Soiled hockey gear. 395 00:14:22,858 --> 00:14:24,999 I figure maybe We’ll move to The country, 396 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,692 Open up a Coffee shop, 397 00:14:26,693 --> 00:14:27,494 Sell our own jam. 398 00:14:27,495 --> 00:14:29,065 And then he can Rent goalies On the side, 399 00:14:29,066 --> 00:14:31,593 And then I can defend The local farmers Against the bank. 400 00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:34,197 God, you Watch too many Jimmy stewart movies. 401 00:14:34,198 --> 00:14:35,692 And if you go, Who’s going to Do my w... 402 00:14:35,693 --> 00:14:37,395 Proof my memos? 403 00:14:37,396 --> 00:14:38,659 Uh, I don’t Know. Sam? 404 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:41,230 I let him try once, He gave it back to me 405 00:14:41,231 --> 00:14:42,131 And there was A pube on it. 406 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,725 I didn’t eat For two days. Oh. 407 00:14:43,726 --> 00:14:46,593 I couldn’t Masturbate For a week. 408 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,099 Oh no! 409 00:14:48,627 --> 00:14:50,296 What is this, Junior high? 410 00:14:50,297 --> 00:14:51,999 Wha... What’s vic Going to do? 411 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,593 He’s going to beat Me up after school. 412 00:14:53,594 --> 00:14:55,131 Yeah, well, You had it coming. 413 00:14:55,132 --> 00:14:56,923 And better that than Shitting your pants 414 00:14:56,924 --> 00:14:59,428 In front of the Girls’ gym class. 415 00:14:59,429 --> 00:15:00,857 Who did that? 416 00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:03,527 Aw, dude. 417 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,758 Well, whatever. 418 00:15:04,759 --> 00:15:06,395 We’re grown-ups, Right? 419 00:15:06,396 --> 00:15:07,363 Grown-ups Can’t fight. 420 00:15:08,726 --> 00:15:12,758 When grown-ups Fight, they die.Yeah, don’t Worry about it. The brass isn’t going To allow fighting in The office anyway, bro. 421 00:15:12,759 --> 00:15:13,857 Sammy! 422 00:15:13,858 --> 00:15:14,956 Good luck with The fight. 423 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,164 We’re rooting For ya. 424 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,395 But you should know I Put five large on vic. 425 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,494 I mean... Look at you. 426 00:15:21,495 --> 00:15:23,032 I... Pfft. Well... 427 00:15:23,033 --> 00:15:25,198 You... You see? 428 00:15:27,495 --> 00:15:30,923 You see, I was Always too small To fight.Even when I was a kid. The bullies were Always, like, "Caponelli! 429 00:15:30,924 --> 00:15:32,857 Come back here, You pussy!" 430 00:15:32,858 --> 00:15:34,032 And I was, like... 431 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,098 Well, I’d run. 432 00:15:36,099 --> 00:15:37,659 And I’d cry. 433 00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:38,626 It’s a funny story. 434 00:15:38,627 --> 00:15:42,329 Look, I’ve seen vic Fight, all right? 435 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:43,560 You’ve seen Him fight? 436 00:15:43,561 --> 00:15:44,560 Yeah! Tonnes Of times. 437 00:15:44,561 --> 00:15:45,692 We’re members at The same dojo. 438 00:15:45,693 --> 00:15:48,462 He once took on Sensei goldstein. 439 00:15:51,528 --> 00:15:54,999 And nobody takes on Sensei goldstein.Well... What Do I do? Well, first you’ve Got to maintain your Precious bodily fluids. 440 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,923 So, just don’t jerk off Before the fight. 441 00:15:56,924 --> 00:15:58,692 Oh, well, that One’s gone. 442 00:15:58,693 --> 00:16:01,099 Anything else? Yeah. 443 00:16:01,825 --> 00:16:02,560 Watch this. 444 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,329 This just says "Me playing ’streetfighter ii’". 445 00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:06,428 Yeah. I played As chun li. 446 00:16:06,429 --> 00:16:09,527 Mostly so I can Pause it when she Does the splits. 447 00:16:09,528 --> 00:16:11,957 Watch it and learn. 448 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,924 Enjoy, ladies. 449 00:16:23,891 --> 00:16:24,197 Oh, hey! 450 00:16:24,198 --> 00:16:27,164 I’ve got a bone To pick with you, Cheesecake. 451 00:16:27,165 --> 00:16:28,725 Offside, lurch. 452 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,659 Besides, I’ve Heard them all. 453 00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:31,692 Oh, really? 454 00:16:31,693 --> 00:16:32,758 Fruitcake. 455 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,428 Yup. 456 00:16:33,429 --> 00:16:34,659 Bundt cake. Heard it. 457 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,428 Yellowcake. 458 00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:36,824 That’s uranium. Correct. 459 00:16:36,825 --> 00:16:38,197 Look, I didn’t Ask you up here 460 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,857 So you could get Your rocks off With robin 461 00:16:39,858 --> 00:16:42,659 And plan your little Country bungalow Paradise, all right? 462 00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:44,428 You’re going to sign Those divorce papers 463 00:16:44,429 --> 00:16:46,132 And you’re going to Break up with her. 464 00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:50,461 Damn right, I am.Thanks. 465 00:16:50,462 --> 00:16:52,824 You’re getting A divorce if it’s The last th...What’d you Just say? We need to make A clean and Final break. 466 00:16:52,825 --> 00:16:55,296 Oh! So you’re thinking Of killing her. 467 00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:56,923 Well, love does Strange things To people. 468 00:16:56,924 --> 00:17:00,065 Mmm! Damn, That’s good. 469 00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:01,725 Can I be honest With you? 470 00:17:01,726 --> 00:17:02,395 Yeah! All right. 471 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,890 I like robin a lot, She is a great girl 472 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,791 And I really enjoy Hooking up with her 473 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:07,890 Every four to Five years. 474 00:17:07,891 --> 00:17:09,362 But as soon as I do, you know? 475 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:10,626 Like that. 476 00:17:10,627 --> 00:17:11,626 She gets all clingy, 477 00:17:11,627 --> 00:17:13,791 And talking about Settling down 478 00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,560 And making Our own jam. Yeah. 479 00:17:15,561 --> 00:17:17,362 Yet you let her Believe you were game 480 00:17:17,363 --> 00:17:19,626 So you could Bang her twice in The last two hours. 481 00:17:19,627 --> 00:17:21,362 You know, I’m Starting to like you. 482 00:17:21,363 --> 00:17:23,956 You know what? She... She told me 483 00:17:23,957 --> 00:17:25,659 That whenever you Two get together 484 00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:26,593 You fight like Cats and dogs. 485 00:17:26,594 --> 00:17:29,560 Ah, that’s probably ’cause we do some Things like dogs. 486 00:17:29,561 --> 00:17:31,693 Plus I can lick My own balls. 487 00:17:32,825 --> 00:17:36,296 You know, I-I just Don’t know what to Do with her anymore. 488 00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:38,197 Leave it to me. 489 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:40,527 Mmm! Wow! 490 00:17:40,528 --> 00:17:41,824 I guess there Are some things You can do 491 00:17:41,825 --> 00:17:42,527 With a grade eight Education. 492 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:45,923 Sichi! Hachi! Kyu! 493 00:17:45,924 --> 00:17:47,461 Ju! 494 00:17:47,462 --> 00:17:49,033 Okay. 495 00:17:49,264 --> 00:17:52,131 Yeah, can we go Over the rules again? Yeah, no hitting Above the neck, Below the belt, 496 00:17:52,132 --> 00:17:54,099 And around the kidneys Because of that Problem you had 497 00:17:55,429 --> 00:17:58,428 Going to the bathroom When you were a kid.Yeah, you don’t want Me peeing on you. So basically, The only place That I can hit you 498 00:17:58,429 --> 00:18:00,923 Is that small area Below the solar plexus. So, here. 499 00:18:00,924 --> 00:18:02,956 Yeah. But that’s good Enough for me. 500 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,065 Okay. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 501 00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:05,857 So, you agree with All the rules? 502 00:18:05,858 --> 00:18:08,296 Yes, I agree! Let The beating begin! 503 00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:11,363 Okay. I just needed Some clarification. 504 00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:13,627 Sammy, it Was nice... 505 00:18:17,099 --> 00:18:21,461 I call this Mask, "Anger"! 506 00:18:21,462 --> 00:18:23,429 One second. 507 00:18:25,561 --> 00:18:26,759 Oh! 508 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,594 Coward. 509 00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:32,923 Still, I made Five large. 510 00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:37,857 All right! 511 00:18:37,858 --> 00:18:39,296 What’s your Full name? 512 00:18:39,297 --> 00:18:40,561 Cake. 513 00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,329 Mmm! Says You’re lying. 514 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:46,231 Please state your full Name, for the record. 515 00:18:47,066 --> 00:18:50,065 Mark lechandelier Straker. 516 00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:51,858 Wow! 517 00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:57,560 Wow! Mmm. Moving on. Uh, are you married To this fraulein, Robin howland? 518 00:18:57,561 --> 00:18:58,362 I am. 519 00:18:58,363 --> 00:19:00,428 Truth. Mmm-hmm. 520 00:19:00,429 --> 00:19:03,230 Uh, a question From sam, actually. 521 00:19:03,231 --> 00:19:04,593 What’s a brazier? 522 00:19:04,594 --> 00:19:06,923 Mmm, it’s Like a grill. 523 00:19:06,924 --> 00:19:08,032 Oh! 524 00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:09,329 Truth at last! 525 00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:10,197 Now then, 526 00:19:10,198 --> 00:19:12,098 Mr. Lechandelier, 527 00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:13,659 Do you intend To settle down 528 00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,230 In the Norman rockwell horror 529 00:19:15,231 --> 00:19:18,165 That robin Here envisions For you both? 530 00:19:19,297 --> 00:19:21,032 No. 531 00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:24,032 Ooh! That’s true? 532 00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:25,758 Huh! Well... 533 00:19:25,759 --> 00:19:27,395 Do you love me? 534 00:19:27,396 --> 00:19:28,725 No. 535 00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:30,626 Have you ever Loved me? 536 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:33,165 No. 537 00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:37,330 Wow. Um... 538 00:19:38,165 --> 00:19:39,329 I’m-I’m sorry. 539 00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:41,131 I, uh... 540 00:19:41,132 --> 00:19:42,297 No, fuck that! 541 00:19:43,066 --> 00:19:45,999 I’m not sorry!This isn’t The first time I confused sex And love and it Won’t be the last. 542 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,065 And you know what? Fuck you! 543 00:19:47,066 --> 00:19:49,593 I never want to See you and your... 544 00:19:49,594 --> 00:19:51,792 Impish good Looks again. 545 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:55,857 Uh... We had sex Three times today! 546 00:19:55,858 --> 00:19:56,527 I thought It was two. 547 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,164 Oh, in the elevator To a from lunch. 548 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:02,923 So, same location. I only tallied once By mistake. 549 00:20:02,924 --> 00:20:03,626 True. 550 00:20:03,627 --> 00:20:05,825 Okay, just give me The divorce papers. 551 00:20:08,528 --> 00:20:11,791 And... Done. Oh, I left something On your desk to proof, 552 00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,363 When you have a chance. 553 00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:16,032 Oh, I’m going To miss her. 554 00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:16,560 Yeah. 555 00:20:16,561 --> 00:20:18,693 She’s a hell Of a goalie, eh? Oh! 556 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:25,098 Thanks for Subbing in for me There, clarkie.I was falling For her again And I do not want To live in a bungalow Made of jam. 557 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,956 Yeah. Good luck With that. 558 00:20:27,957 --> 00:20:29,495 Thank you. 559 00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:31,692 Oh, clark, it Was a real fight. Uh-huh. 560 00:20:31,693 --> 00:20:32,890 You should have Been there. Yeah, you know, 561 00:20:32,891 --> 00:20:35,032 I’m told that No punches were Actually thrown. 562 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,197 Don’t know, but I was knocked out, 563 00:20:36,198 --> 00:20:39,197 And then I got Up again just a Few hours later. Uh-huh. 564 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:40,999 I always wanted to Confront my fear Of fighting. 565 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,065 Well, I don’t know What you remember, Concussion-boy, 566 00:20:43,066 --> 00:20:44,032 But reports Are that vic 567 00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:45,527 Never even physically Touched you. 568 00:20:45,528 --> 00:20:47,065 Well, I am that Good, millie. 569 00:20:47,066 --> 00:20:48,999 Uh, robin. Hey, robin! 570 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:49,824 Happy divorce! 571 00:20:49,825 --> 00:20:51,362 Yeah, good to Be divorced. 572 00:20:51,363 --> 00:20:52,263 Oh, by the way. 573 00:20:52,264 --> 00:20:53,999 I left that memo on Your desk, clarkie. 574 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,296 And I got that Memo, fraulein. 575 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,923 I didn’t realize You just wrote "Fuck you" 700 times 576 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,362 Until after I gave It to kaplan. 577 00:20:59,363 --> 00:21:01,527 But, hey! He didn’t Notice either, 578 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,923 So fuck you. 579 00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:12,923 Okay, sammy... Okay, in the Last five years 580 00:21:12,924 --> 00:21:15,131 I’ve stolen Two boxes of pens, Three staplers, 581 00:21:15,132 --> 00:21:17,230 A ceiling tile for Reasons I don’t Want to get into, 582 00:21:17,231 --> 00:21:19,626 I’m the one who Wrote "Caponelli has All the right moves" 583 00:21:19,627 --> 00:21:20,758 In the women’s Washroom... 584 00:21:20,759 --> 00:21:22,362 And I killed Lipsitz’s budgie. 585 00:21:22,363 --> 00:21:25,032 But you shouldn’t Be allowed to have Birds at work! 586 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,329 You’re not hooked up To the machine yet. 587 00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:29,297 Mmm... 588 00:21:30,099 --> 00:21:33,099 Oh.So, you guys can’t Prove anything? Yes, we can. We’re Going to hook you up To this machine 589 00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:37,561 And find out if You stole that stuffand killed that bird. We’re going To double team You, sam. 590 00:21:41,396 --> 00:21:42,660 Hah. 591 00:21:43,132 --> 00:21:44,726 That’s the printer. 592 00:21:45,363 --> 00:21:47,098 One, two, three, four! 42207

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