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Do you have any...
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Queens? How was
Your vacation?Go fish.
Fantastic.
I learned how to
Say, "How much for
A happy ending?"
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In four different
Languages.
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Welcome
Home, clark.
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Oh, goody,
You’re here.
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Time out.
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It’s vacation
Present time.
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Oooh!
Ooh.
Yeah.
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Well, sam, I know you
Love, uh, seashells
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And I know you
Love crabs...
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Love crabs?
I have crabs.
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Ah. So,
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I got you a crab
Made out of seashells.
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Ohhhh!
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It’s got
Googly eyes.
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Yeah...
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Robin, for you,
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Something a little
More practical.
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Oh.
You guessed it,
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A beach towel!
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Oh.
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It says "Hotel
Property" on it.
Mm-hmm.
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And it’s
Full of sand.
Yep.
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Great.
Thanks a lot.
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That’s not
Very grateful.
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Should’ve got you
The one that read
"What a beach".
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Back on the
Home front,
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I see you
Made sure
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Your quest for world
Domination continued
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While you were
On vacation.
What?
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Hey, this guy
Looks just like me.
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Apparently
You’re running
For city council.
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Ward 12?
Tsk, ooh.
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You’re up against
Robert bluebird.
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Good luck.
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You follow
Local politics?
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Tshh, yeah.
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Man, you need
A girlfriend.
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Bluebird?
Robert bluebird.
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Why do I know
That name?
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Oh, shit.
It’s a friend
Of my father.
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Ah.
Ow!
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Here.
Fine.
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Any 4s?
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Go fish.
Arrgh!
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Ah, I fished
My wish.
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Mmm, congratulations.
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Thank you.
Here, have a
Beach towel.
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ he’s got the world
In his hand ♪
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ the work is never done
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-ho
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Huh!
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♪ I am the working man
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♪ through the night
Till the morning sun ♪
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♪ I am the working man
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♪ the work is never done
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
♪ way-oh-way
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♪ pray for
The working man ♪
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♪ always there
With a helping hand ♪
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♪ pray for
The working man ♪
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♪ the work is never done
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ another day
Has just begun ♪
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ it’s never friggin’ done
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Why am I 11
And dressed as
A thundercat?
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Oh, it’s the only
Picture I had
Of you smiling.
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Besides the one
Of you in tijuana,
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Except you have cocaine
All over your face.
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I told you, that
Was powdered sugar
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From the fried
Ice cream.
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Look, son, I really
Need this ward.
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Okay? And this time
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My shill has a real
Shot at losing,
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So I’m rigging
A three-man race
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Where you can
Split the vote.
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Mm-hmm. And you didn’t
Think to just ask me?
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I couldn’t get you
On the phone.
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I was on vacation
The last two weeks.
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I took your jet.
I stayed at
Your resort.
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Really? That was
You at the pool?
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Okay, you know
What, dad?
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I’m going to have
To humbly ask you
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To go fuck yourself
On this one.
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Whatever you need, son.
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Actually...
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I’m going to stay
In this election.
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Yeah. And I’m
Going to win it.
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Don’t make me laugh.
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I just did.
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See you at
The polls.
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Hey, mr. Claxton.
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Oh. Hey... Silvio.
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It’s sam.
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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Hey, silvio, hit
"Lobby" for me
There, will you?
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No.
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So where are
You going?
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I am going
To the lobby.
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For breakfast.
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Well, second
Breakfast.
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Goddamn, you
Are a hobbit.
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Come on,
Hit "Lobby",
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I’ll buy you
Some sausages.
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I’m not pushing
The lobby button.
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Out of principle,
No matter what kind of
Sausages you offer me.
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Hit the lobby
Button, son.
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This is not
A request.
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You guys were talking
About me, weren’t you?
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Hmm?
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Not going to say
Anything, huh?
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Cocksuckers.
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You’ve dated what,
Three cabinet
Ministers,
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Two senators...
Oh, why don’t you
Just cut to the chase
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And call me
A whore?
Yes, and you’re just
The whore I need
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To get me to the
Promised land! Come on!
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I need you as my
Campaign manager.
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This is our chance
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To right the wrongs
Of this cruel world.
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Okay, you’re only
Doing this to
Spite your dad.
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True, but,
If we actually
Win this thing,
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Ward 12 will
Be ours.Think of the power.
We can do anything!
We could... We
Could ban babies
From public places
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So no one will have
To endure the sight
Of breast-feeding.
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Yes! Babies
Are so stupid.
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"Get a job, baby!"
That’s what I say.
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I love it.
Jobs for babies.
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Yeah, no more,
Uh, free rides for
Those bastards.
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Those toothless
Tit-suckers.
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Yeah. You know,
You’re right, clark.
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I’m going to be
The puppet master
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And you’re going
To be my puppet.
Yeah.
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With my hand
Up your ass.
Deal.
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But let’s start
With a finger.
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We’re going
Up again.
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Just press
The button.
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You press
The button.
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Are you trying to fuck
With me, salvadore?
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Trying? I believe
I a fucking with you.
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Hey, could you
Push the lobby
Button for me?
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Well, uh, you
Can’t do that,
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That would be
Just like pressing
It yourself.
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Wait! Wait!
Wait! Don’t.
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That would be
Nothing like me
Pressing it myself.
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That would be
Exactly like
Pressing it yourself
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Because she’s an
Extension of you.
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No, she’s not!
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Sure she is,
She’s your minion.
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Oh!
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All right, I have
Another idea.
Mm-hmm.
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Why don’t we both
Press the button
At the same time?
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This way we
Both win. Huh?
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Great idea,
Teamwork and
All of that.
Yeah. Teamwork.
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Count of three.
Here we go.
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One...
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Two... Three!
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You pressed
"Door close"!
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You pressed
Nothing!
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Hi. Vote claxton.
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So bluebird’s
A conservative
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And your dad
Wants you to split
The left vote.
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Duh.
But my research shows
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You can fuck up
Your father’s plan
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And actually win
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If you speak to the
Far left constituency.
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What do I say to
Those scumbags?They’re not
Even human.
All we have to
Do is put out
A press release
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Saying you’re
A vegan.
Uh-huh.
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And an
Environmentalist.
Yep.
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And a communist.
Yeah, why not?
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I look good
In a moustache.
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And that you’re gay.
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Ah-h, I don’t
Look that good
In a moustache.
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Forget it. I
Can’t do anything
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That’ll prevent me
From getting laid.
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Then how do you
Explain your
Haircut?
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Touche.
Come on,
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Just imagine
The look on your
Father’s facewhen he finds out
Bluebird went down
To his own dummy
Candidate-slash gay
Vegan commie son.
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Hmm, I like it.
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Okay. Let’s fly
The unicorn flag.
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Okay, for
The last time,
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There’s no unicorn.
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It’s just
A rainbow.
Rainbow. Okay.
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Hey, vote claxton.
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I hear
He’s a homo.
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Look, big clark.
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The lady
Pressed "Lobby".
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I take it you’re going
To get off, then?
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Oh, yes I am.
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I’ve got a plate
Of fish nachos
Calling my name.
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Fish nachos?
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It’s a caponelli
Original.
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I get the kids over
At nacho grande
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To make it up
For me special.
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The brine just...
Sets it off.
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Oh. Oh, if
You’ll excuse me.
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Sure. Loser.
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Excuse me?
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What, you lose,
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Thus you’re a
Loser? That part?
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Uh-uh!
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Nobody pushed
The button,
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We’re at the lobby,
I need to eat,
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The contest
Is over.
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Oh. Well,
The contest,
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Seeing as we’re
Now referring
To it as such,
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Was to try to
Get the other guy
To press "Lobby",
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Something neither
Of us has done.
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So, you leave,
You lose. Whatever.
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Male voice:
Throughout
The generations,
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The world has
Enjoyed great leaders
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Like the peace-loving
Jesus christ,
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The freedom-loving
Joan of arc,
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And the fun-loving
Genghis khan.
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What do all these
People have in common?
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If they lived
In ward 12,
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They’d vote for
Clark claxton iii.
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Shouldn’t you?
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I had the I.T. Guys
Put it together.
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What do you think?
What do I think?I think it’s
Time for me
To start practising
My victory speech.
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You want
To hear it?
Okay.
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Ahem.
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Fuck you, dad!
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Too long?
A little.
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Lose the "Dad".
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Thank you, sir.
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Mmm.
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Ah!
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That is one
Refreshing beverage,
You know that?
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I can’t believe you
Paid 500 bucks for
A bottle of water.
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Yeah, I know.
The guy was a
Shitty negotiator.
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I would have gone
Up to a grand.
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Sip?
Yeah.
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Press "Lobby"
For me.
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I’m never going to
Push that button.
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You’re not going
To break me.
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Suit yourself.
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Did it ever occur
To you, geppetto,
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That I really don’t
Want to break you?
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That I actually
Want to spend more
Time with you.
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Maybe I’m
Falling in love.
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Looking into
Your eyes...
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Is like looking
Into hell.
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I’m not the devil,
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I’m just
His broker.
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00:09:14,759 --> 00:09:15,461
Hi, there.
250
00:09:15,462 --> 00:09:16,858
Clark claxton
For city council.
251
00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:22,263
Good to know you.
Ooh, love the tie.Is that
Tomato sauce?
Nope, aids ribbon.
Love it. Love it.
252
00:09:22,264 --> 00:09:23,329
Pleasure to
Meet you.
253
00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,395
Eager to
Lead you.
254
00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:26,263
Robin & clark:
255
00:09:26,264 --> 00:09:27,263
God, I love
The people.
256
00:09:27,264 --> 00:09:29,395
You sure about
This gay thing?
257
00:09:29,396 --> 00:09:31,263
Nice to meet you.
Vote claxton.
258
00:09:31,264 --> 00:09:32,660
I’m not going
To do that.
259
00:09:33,726 --> 00:09:36,758
Okay, you
Slept with me,then sent me
A text message
Saying I was
The worst lay
You ever had.
260
00:09:36,759 --> 00:09:37,957
You used the
Word "Corpse".
261
00:09:41,495 --> 00:09:43,098
Well, maybe I meant it
As a cute nickname.No.
And while we’re
Talking about
Nicknames,
262
00:09:43,099 --> 00:09:46,494
I heard you
Call me "Kleenex"
Behind my back.
263
00:09:46,495 --> 00:09:48,693
Vote claxton!
Ugh.
264
00:09:48,924 --> 00:09:51,363
Aah! That’s a pin,
Not a sticker!
265
00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,032
Thanks, kleenex.Ah...
Ew. What’s that
Thing doing here?
266
00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:57,164
Oh, sorry, I had
To bring jody in
To work today.
267
00:09:57,165 --> 00:09:59,791
There was an outbreak of
Legionnaire’s disease
At my daycare.
268
00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:02,065
I’m going to
Kiss the baby.
In front of everyone?
269
00:10:02,066 --> 00:10:03,230
Yeah, it’ll be
A great photo op.
270
00:10:03,231 --> 00:10:05,494
Here, get it on
My camera phone.
271
00:10:05,495 --> 00:10:06,131
Hi, there.
272
00:10:06,132 --> 00:10:08,428
Clark claxton for
City councillor.
273
00:10:09,264 --> 00:10:11,362
Oh, what an adorable
Little girl.
274
00:10:11,363 --> 00:10:12,329
He’s not a girl.
275
00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:13,428
And he’s
Not adorable,
276
00:10:13,429 --> 00:10:15,197
But let’s not
Split hairs.
277
00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,999
Come here,
Big guy.
278
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,197
Mmm-mwah!
279
00:10:18,198 --> 00:10:19,527
Yeah.
280
00:10:19,528 --> 00:10:21,494
Did you just kiss
My baby on the lips?
281
00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:23,230
Why, where am I
Supposed to kiss him?
282
00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:24,494
Well, not
On the lips!
283
00:10:24,495 --> 00:10:26,858
Well, I didn’t
Use my tongue.
284
00:10:27,231 --> 00:10:29,626
You thought about
Using your tongue?
285
00:10:29,627 --> 00:10:31,527
No...
286
00:10:31,528 --> 00:10:33,428
Vote claxton.
287
00:10:33,429 --> 00:10:34,825
Gotta go.
288
00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:55,891
What’s up?
289
00:10:58,462 --> 00:10:59,923
Holy shit.
290
00:10:59,924 --> 00:11:02,296
Is there a panty
Shortage I’m
Not aware of?
291
00:11:02,297 --> 00:11:05,428
What you did
Just there was
Very wrong.
292
00:11:05,429 --> 00:11:07,527
Could you email
That to me?
293
00:11:07,528 --> 00:11:08,956
Yeah, sure.
294
00:11:08,957 --> 00:11:11,825
Press the lobby
Button and
It’s yours.
295
00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,065
Bad news.
296
00:11:19,066 --> 00:11:21,065
Bluebird started
A smear campaign.
297
00:11:21,066 --> 00:11:22,527
Son of a bitch.
298
00:11:22,528 --> 00:11:26,428
Male voice:
Clark claxton
Says he’s a vegan.
299
00:11:26,429 --> 00:11:29,098
Clark claxton says he’s
An environmentalist.
300
00:11:29,099 --> 00:11:32,626
Clark claxton says
He’s a homosexual.
301
00:11:32,627 --> 00:11:34,527
Clark claxton
Is a liar.
302
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,527
Can we trust him to
Take care of our ward?
303
00:11:36,528 --> 00:11:38,890
This advertisement
Paid for by the concerned
Citizens of ward 12
304
00:11:38,891 --> 00:11:41,999
And incumbent
Robert bluebird,
The greatest man
Who ever lived.
305
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,494
Hey...
306
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:46,264
I’m still
Chewing here.
307
00:11:50,528 --> 00:11:53,999
Wow, dodged
A bullet there.What are you
Talking about?
Well, they totally
Missed the fact that
She’s my cousin.
308
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,758
Oh, well then, the
Ball’s in our court.
309
00:11:55,759 --> 00:11:57,131
I’m thinking
A press conference
310
00:11:57,132 --> 00:12:00,593
Where the ward gets
To meet your partner.
311
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,758
Ah. All right.
312
00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:02,758
But he better
Be hot.
313
00:12:02,759 --> 00:12:04,791
I’m not dating
A troll.
314
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:05,692
Millie!
315
00:12:05,693 --> 00:12:07,725
Send in our
Secret weapon.
316
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,296
Clark, say
Hello to the man
317
00:12:09,297 --> 00:12:11,791
Who’s going to win
You this election.
318
00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:13,792
Hello, lover.
319
00:12:14,231 --> 00:12:14,890
Uh-huh.
320
00:12:14,891 --> 00:12:16,461
Well, at least
It’s not sam.
321
00:12:16,462 --> 00:12:17,131
Yeah, I couldn’t
Find him.
322
00:12:17,132 --> 00:12:19,758
But I think vic
Here will be
Even better.
323
00:12:19,759 --> 00:12:21,164
I’m your
Secret weapon.
324
00:12:21,165 --> 00:12:23,263
I am so good at
Pretending to be gay.
325
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,923
I once dated a man
For two years.
326
00:12:28,297 --> 00:12:30,999
Claxton is
A total pig.
327
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,560
But the entire firm
Is just dying to
Vote for him.
328
00:12:33,561 --> 00:12:35,494
I hear he’s actually
Going to win.
329
00:12:35,495 --> 00:12:37,891
Bye, sam.
Bye, daphne.
330
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,692
That son
Of a bitch.
331
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,065
He’s trying to take
His old man down.
332
00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:43,428
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Where are you going?
333
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,527
I’m calling
A time-out.
334
00:12:44,528 --> 00:12:46,098
I’ve got to stop
Clark from winning.
335
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,395
No time-outs!
336
00:12:47,396 --> 00:12:48,857
You leave, I win.
337
00:12:48,858 --> 00:12:50,032
Fuck off,
Scorsese!
338
00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:52,065
I make the rules
Around here.
I’m getting off!
339
00:12:54,198 --> 00:12:56,066
I don’t think
That’s fair.
340
00:13:00,132 --> 00:13:01,824
You son of a bitch!
341
00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:02,999
Now we’re stuck.
342
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,264
Oooh.
343
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:08,197
Do you realize
That now
My son is going to
Beat me for the
First time ever?
344
00:13:08,198 --> 00:13:10,659
And so am I.
Going to beat you!
345
00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:11,956
Obviously
Not physically.
346
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:12,758
Or in the election.
347
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,131
Although I do
Follow politics.
348
00:13:18,363 --> 00:13:19,824
You ready to go?
Yep.
349
00:13:19,825 --> 00:13:21,297
Got my hemp suit
And everything.
350
00:13:23,396 --> 00:13:26,923
Going to smoke the
Lapels after I win.Ladies and gentleman,
I present your next
Ward 12 councillor,
351
00:13:26,924 --> 00:13:28,461
Clark claxton.
352
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,725
Thank you.
353
00:13:32,726 --> 00:13:33,692
Members
Of the press,
354
00:13:33,693 --> 00:13:35,329
I’m very happy
To be here today
355
00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:36,999
To address some of
The hurtful rumours
356
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,032
Whoa, whoa...
Surrounding
My campaign...
357
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:41,396
Sorry
I’m late. Whew!
358
00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:43,560
What’s with
The chair?
I don’t know.
359
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:46,065
Somebody parked in
My parking spot.
360
00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:49,065
Better move
My car.
361
00:13:53,627 --> 00:13:55,758
Nice angle, vic.
I never thought of
The handicap vote.
362
00:13:55,759 --> 00:13:57,296
I’ll do anything
For my man.
363
00:13:57,297 --> 00:13:58,791
Ladies and gentlemen
Of the press,
364
00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:00,428
Thank you for
Coming today.
365
00:14:00,429 --> 00:14:03,032
Mr. Claxton,
Tawny port,
City rush news.
366
00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:05,494
How do you respond to
The opposition’s claim
367
00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:06,527
That you are
A woman-loving,
368
00:14:06,528 --> 00:14:08,999
Meat-eating,
Smog-producing
Conservative?
369
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:09,659
Well, tawny,
370
00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,857
At the time that
Video was shot
371
00:14:11,858 --> 00:14:13,098
I was living a lie.
372
00:14:13,099 --> 00:14:16,626
All I did was
Hurt the one
I love the most.
373
00:14:16,627 --> 00:14:19,528
This is victor,
My life partner.
374
00:14:20,825 --> 00:14:22,429
He’s crippled.
375
00:14:23,693 --> 00:14:24,494
A lot.
376
00:14:24,495 --> 00:14:26,164
Oh-h...
377
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,131
What do you
Have to say
378
00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:30,065
About the
City’s proposed
Recycling program?
379
00:14:30,066 --> 00:14:31,230
Good question.
380
00:14:31,231 --> 00:14:32,362
I love recycling.
381
00:14:32,363 --> 00:14:33,230
I recycle
All the time.
382
00:14:33,231 --> 00:14:35,395
You know, just because
Something’s broken,
383
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:36,956
You don’t just
Throw it away.
384
00:14:36,957 --> 00:14:39,363
I mean, look
At victor here.
385
00:14:54,132 --> 00:14:56,461
Huh?
386
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,362
Oh, hey.
387
00:14:58,363 --> 00:15:00,956
You still mad at me
For getting us
Stuck in here?
388
00:15:00,957 --> 00:15:04,527
Nah. Anger is
For poor people.
Oh.
389
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:07,065
When I was a kid
And my dad used
To get mad at me,
390
00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:08,230
He would always
Say he wasn’t.
391
00:15:08,231 --> 00:15:10,395
But then
He’d disappear
Into the shed
392
00:15:10,396 --> 00:15:11,956
With a litre
Of gin and a...
393
00:15:11,957 --> 00:15:14,956
A stack of old
Muscle mags.
394
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:19,231
I’m starting to get
A much clearer picture
Of you, serpico.
395
00:15:20,231 --> 00:15:21,263
Hey.
396
00:15:21,264 --> 00:15:25,197
I’m sorry if I
Ruined your evil
Election scheme.
397
00:15:25,198 --> 00:15:25,725
Nah.
398
00:15:25,726 --> 00:15:27,824
It’s safe to say
There’s somebody
On my payroll
399
00:15:27,825 --> 00:15:29,230
That can handle
A rigged vote.
400
00:15:29,231 --> 00:15:31,494
Hey, do you know
I’ve got a guy whose
Only job it is
401
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,494
Is to take
My colonoscopies
For me?
Wow.
402
00:15:33,495 --> 00:15:37,363
You know, you don’t
Want to be cheating
On a test like that.
403
00:15:38,165 --> 00:15:39,230
Huh.
404
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,824
God, I’m...
405
00:15:40,825 --> 00:15:43,066
I’m mad thirsty.
406
00:15:45,132 --> 00:15:46,230
Here.
407
00:15:46,231 --> 00:15:47,626
How much?
408
00:15:47,627 --> 00:15:49,065
Nothing. Take it.
Free?
409
00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:50,362
What the hell’s
In it, pee?
410
00:15:50,363 --> 00:15:52,956
Yeah, I carry a flask
Of piss in my pocket.
411
00:15:52,957 --> 00:15:54,923
Take it.
All right.
412
00:15:54,924 --> 00:15:56,999
Thank you.
Yep.
413
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,330
I was carrying
A spare.
414
00:16:02,957 --> 00:16:05,296
Styrell hill,
"Coming out" weekly.
415
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:10,066
So how do things work
For you two sexually?
416
00:16:11,462 --> 00:16:13,956
Umm...Styrell:
Can you do it?
Or is this more of a
Companionship thing?
417
00:16:13,957 --> 00:16:15,725
Let me field
That question.
418
00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,999
First off, we
Don’t use a chair.
419
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,263
Secondly,
Our kitchen...
420
00:16:19,264 --> 00:16:21,263
Okay, I think
We’re getting a
Little sidetracked.
421
00:16:21,264 --> 00:16:22,791
Can we please
Focus our questions
422
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:24,329
On mr. Claxton’s
Platform?
423
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,527
Mr. Claxton, why
Are you so reluctant
424
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,065
To talk about
Your partner?
425
00:16:28,066 --> 00:16:30,692
Uh, I’m not
Reluctant, styrell,
426
00:16:30,693 --> 00:16:34,791
I-I just want
To focus on more
Relevant issues.
427
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,065
So I’m not relevant?
428
00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:38,065
No, you’re...
You’re... You’re...
429
00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:40,263
Really
Important to me.
430
00:16:40,264 --> 00:16:43,429
I... I love you.
431
00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:45,065
You don’t
Sound too sure.
432
00:16:45,066 --> 00:16:46,791
No you don’t,
Clark.
433
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:48,660
What’s happening
To us? Hmm?
434
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:53,230
It’s this goddamn
Chair, isn’t it?
Okay, what
Are you doing?
435
00:16:53,231 --> 00:16:56,890
It’s called a
Lovers’ quarrel.Makes us
Look legit.
But you’re ruining
Everything.
Oh, so I’m
Ruining everything.
436
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,362
Everything
Is vic’s fault!
437
00:16:58,363 --> 00:17:01,065
Blame it on the
Cripple again!
No, no, no, no!
438
00:17:01,066 --> 00:17:02,230
Damn this chair!
439
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:04,164
No, I’m, I’m-I’m
Sorry, baby.
440
00:17:04,165 --> 00:17:05,758
I’m-I’m-I’m
So sorry.
441
00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:06,791
Oh, you should be.
442
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:07,923
Now why don’t you
Come over here
443
00:17:07,924 --> 00:17:10,065
And give me a kiss,
You big lug.
444
00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:12,032
Give us a kiss
For the cameras.
445
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:12,999
Oh yeah,
Do it, do it.
446
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,363
It’ll be a
Good photo op.
447
00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:21,824
Oh god! Ugh!
448
00:17:21,825 --> 00:17:23,692
Oh-h!
Oh, god!
449
00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:25,230
Oh!
450
00:17:25,231 --> 00:17:27,032
Fuck it.
451
00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:28,593
I’m not gay,
He’s not crippled.
452
00:17:28,594 --> 00:17:31,396
This is all... This
Is all just stupid.
453
00:17:32,462 --> 00:17:33,792
Ugh!
454
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:40,494
Thanks, folks.
You’ve been great.
Mr. Claxton, what’s
Going to happen when
We get out of here?
455
00:17:40,495 --> 00:17:41,791
Are you just going to
Pass me in the hall
456
00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:43,032
And pretend not
To know my name?
457
00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:45,098
Yup, that’s the way
It’s got to be.
458
00:17:45,099 --> 00:17:47,098
Natural order
Of things.
459
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,824
Ughh. You don’t see
Sharks hanging around
With fish, do you?
460
00:17:49,825 --> 00:17:51,659
What about the fish
That clean the sharks?
461
00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:53,824
Pfft. Exception that
Proves the rule.
462
00:17:53,825 --> 00:17:56,494
I am so not
Cool with that.
463
00:17:56,495 --> 00:17:58,560
And so you know what?
Every chance I get,
464
00:17:58,561 --> 00:18:00,362
I am going to
Smother you
465
00:18:00,363 --> 00:18:03,032
With... With handshakes
And high fives.
466
00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:03,659
High five!
467
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:06,362
Sorry, can’t do it.
468
00:18:06,363 --> 00:18:07,362
It’s too pedestrian.
469
00:18:07,363 --> 00:18:08,857
Best I can do
Is a cold nod,
All right?
470
00:18:08,858 --> 00:18:12,999
You are a hard man.
471
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,396
Hard.
472
00:18:15,693 --> 00:18:17,197
Shut up.
473
00:18:17,198 --> 00:18:19,164
I’m serious.
474
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:23,329
Oh man...
475
00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:26,693
Do you know
What it’s like
Being a claxton?
476
00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:30,594
I’m sorry...
477
00:18:31,033 --> 00:18:34,527
Every day, I just
Screw people.
478
00:18:34,528 --> 00:18:36,758
That’s what I’m
Fucking supposed to do
479
00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:40,263
Every goddamn day!
480
00:18:40,264 --> 00:18:43,461
Well, I have
Feelings.
481
00:18:43,462 --> 00:18:44,296
I do.
482
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:44,890
I want to be moved.
483
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:49,164
And I want to love
And I want to be loved.
484
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,890
Stupid...
485
00:18:52,891 --> 00:18:54,891
Fucking lonely.
486
00:18:55,924 --> 00:18:57,164
I’m so sorry.
487
00:18:57,165 --> 00:18:59,923
Awww, it’s
Okay, buddy.
488
00:18:59,924 --> 00:19:01,626
It’s okay.
489
00:19:01,627 --> 00:19:03,494
You know...
490
00:19:03,495 --> 00:19:07,824
You are like one
Of the many sons
That I have
491
00:19:07,825 --> 00:19:08,824
I don’t know about.
492
00:19:08,825 --> 00:19:11,230
Oh, that is
So weird!
493
00:19:12,726 --> 00:19:16,230
Oh! I think we’re
Moving again.
494
00:19:17,495 --> 00:19:18,725
Yeah.
495
00:19:18,726 --> 00:19:20,363
Victory!
496
00:19:21,429 --> 00:19:23,429
That is so cheap!
497
00:19:24,165 --> 00:19:25,956
Hey, a win’s a win.
498
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,197
You don’t get
To be a magnate
499
00:19:27,198 --> 00:19:28,758
By being
Honourable, sam.
500
00:19:28,759 --> 00:19:30,999
Oh, I think
This is you.
501
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,428
Oh, that’s right,
I also have
Your wallet.
502
00:19:34,429 --> 00:19:35,330
Ugh!
503
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:40,758
He and I, we
Had a really...
504
00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:42,065
Would you stop yakking
About yourself?
505
00:19:42,066 --> 00:19:43,065
I’m trying to
Watch the tv.
506
00:19:43,066 --> 00:19:44,725
Well, you’re not
Winning, are you? No!
507
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,692
Looks like
Bobby bluebird isn’t
Going to win either.
508
00:19:46,693 --> 00:19:50,494
Some nobody named
Esmerelda sanchez
Is in the lead.
509
00:19:50,495 --> 00:19:52,957
No, not in the lead.
510
00:19:55,231 --> 00:19:56,230
Oh, hey, son.
511
00:19:56,231 --> 00:19:58,263
Ah! And how
Perfect is this?
512
00:19:58,264 --> 00:19:59,494
I don’t even
Have to call.
513
00:19:59,495 --> 00:20:01,725
I can gloat
Face to face.
Heh-heh-heh.
514
00:20:01,726 --> 00:20:04,824
Uh-huh. Well,
I just wanted
To come in here
515
00:20:04,825 --> 00:20:06,164
And thank you again
For helping out
516
00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:07,791
With this whole
Election thing.
517
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:09,263
Ah, no need
To thank me.
518
00:20:09,264 --> 00:20:11,131
Didn’t you hear?
Bluebird lost!
519
00:20:11,132 --> 00:20:13,527
So? He’s
Not my guy.
520
00:20:13,528 --> 00:20:14,626
I backed sanchez.
521
00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:15,999
But bluebird’s
Your old buddy.
522
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,857
Why, because we played
Golf once or twice?
523
00:20:18,858 --> 00:20:20,659
I actually hated
That son of a bitch.
524
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:23,164
No, no, sanchez is
My new "Green" shill.
525
00:20:23,165 --> 00:20:25,594
I mean, come on, don’t
You recognize her?
526
00:20:27,297 --> 00:20:32,065
Holy shit.
527
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:34,659
That’s your housekeeper.
She used to make
Mm-hmm. The empanadas
528
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:35,626
Mm-mm-mm. Good
Ones, remember?
529
00:20:35,627 --> 00:20:38,593
Yeah.
Yeah. Well, she holds
Political office now.
530
00:20:38,594 --> 00:20:40,263
Anyway, I’m going to
Fly her daughter in
531
00:20:40,264 --> 00:20:41,362
From panama
To vacuum.
532
00:20:41,363 --> 00:20:43,131
Get your fucking
Hand off me.
533
00:20:43,132 --> 00:20:44,693
Hasta la vista son.
534
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,593
Get your fucking
Hand off me.
535
00:20:50,594 --> 00:20:55,890
Ugh.
536
00:20:58,594 --> 00:21:00,296
He’s never kissed
Me on the lips.
537
00:21:00,297 --> 00:21:02,230
Or looked me
In the eyes.
538
00:21:02,231 --> 00:21:03,494
Hey! Robin.
539
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:04,923
Would you mind
Watching the baby
For a second?
540
00:21:04,924 --> 00:21:06,791
We were just going
To run down to
The food court
541
00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:10,495
And get a coffee.
542
00:21:11,495 --> 00:21:12,395
Fine.
543
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,858
Thanks.
544
00:21:16,759 --> 00:21:19,330
Wait, how long you
Guys going to be?
545
00:21:22,957 --> 00:21:24,659
Okay, you listen to
Me, you stupid baby.
546
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:26,560
You enjoy this
Life of leisure
While you can
547
00:21:26,561 --> 00:21:28,230
Because when
Clark claxton
Gets elected
548
00:21:28,231 --> 00:21:29,461
You’re going to work.
549
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:30,890
Yeah, that’s right,
You’re getting a job.
550
00:21:30,891 --> 00:21:33,131
Yeah. Try sucking
On that teat for
A change, huh?
551
00:21:33,132 --> 00:21:36,131
In your face,
You stupid fu...
552
00:21:36,132 --> 00:21:38,395
You’re so cute.
553
00:21:38,396 --> 00:21:40,758
Oh-h-h...
554
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:42,890
What the hell
Am I doing?
555
00:21:44,231 --> 00:21:48,429
You stink.
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