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Oh, man...
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Foie gras.
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How am I going
To get that out?
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Hey, robin!
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Do you know how
To a stain out...
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Hello!
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Ah, the perks of letting
Women in the workplace.
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Hmm...
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You ever hear
Of knocking?
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No, I never a knocker.’cause you
Never know
When there’s a
Hot topless woman
On the other side.
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Or in this case...
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You.
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Whoa.
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Jesus!
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We could
Use that arm
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On the firm softball
Team, howland.Oh...
Especially after
The steroid scandal
With gladys.
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Oh. You should
Have known.
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She grows a
Better moustache
Than murray.
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Well, she was a
Handsome woman.
True.Yeah, I don’t know,
Mr. Kaplan...
Oh, everyone else here
Sucks at pitching!
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Please. I’m so tired of
Losing every season.
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Just once I’d like
To sniff the sweaty
Smell of victory.
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Don’t waste
Your breath, sir.
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Robin’s always
Going on about
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How firm sports
Are for losers.
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No, I don’t.
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No, I never...
I never say that.
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I l firm sports.
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Good! Then
It’s settled.
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First game’s
At lunch.
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Okay.
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Thanks for selling
Me out, clark.
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And thank you
For the peep show.
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You know, you go
Bottomless next time
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And I’ll double it.
Mmm-hmm.
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Huh.
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One, two, three, four!
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ he’s got the world
In his hand ♪
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ the work is never done
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-ho
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Huh!
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♪ I am the working man
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♪ through the night
Till the morning sun ♪
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♪ I am the working man
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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♪ pray for
The working man ♪
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♪ always there
With a helping hand ♪
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♪ pray for
The working man ♪
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♪ the work is never done
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ another day
Has just begun ♪
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ it’s never friggin’ done
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Hey! You’ll
Never believe
What I just saw.
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I know, the
New urinals
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Are way too
Close together.
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But I’ve got
Bigger problems.
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Youtube is down.
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Ah! It’s the
New firewall.
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Everything
From facebook
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To teen vogue
Is blocked.
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Most importantly,
No more porno.
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It’s a fucking
Outrage.
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Eww. You look
At porno at work?
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Of course.
What do you do
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When your office
Door’s closed?
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I just cry.
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How do they expect
A lawyer to work
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Under these
Conditions?
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I’m useless
Without youtube.
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Well, that explainsthe first 30 years
Of your life.
What am I going to do
When unicorngirl28
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Posts another video of
Her cat yawning bach?
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I’m going to I.T.
To get the
Firewall password.
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All right. So I
Guess you don’t care
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That I saw
Robin’s tits?
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Start from the top.
Don’t leave
Anything out
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And using fruits
In reference
To breast size
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Would paint a
Very vivid picture.
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Nah, forget it.
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You were too
Busy whining
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About your
Insomniac cats
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To hear my tale
Of two titties.
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Yeah, but, clark,
We share everything.
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If you’ve seen
Robin’s boobs
And I haven’t,
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You’re going to destroy
The delicate balance
Of our triumvirate.
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Wah, wah, wah.
You’re...
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Look, you’re
Totally killing
My boob buzz.
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Get out of here.
Well...
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Ah!
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Hmm... Guavas maybe?
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No, no,
That’s not it.
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Got to get
My porn back.
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Oh, yeah!
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Well, if it isn’t
Chesty morgan.
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I knew he’d
Tell you.
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Yeah, well he
Shouldn’t have
To tell me.
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If you’re going to
Show them to him,
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You should show
Them to me.
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What... What
Are you doingchanging in your
Office anyway?
Oh, my spin class
Gets out the same time
As seniors’ yoga.
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Those ladies,
They just let it
All hang out.
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This is all about
The balance of
The triumvirate.
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Does nobody get
This but me?
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What are you...
What are you doing?
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Oh, I’m pitching
For the firm’s
Softball team today.
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Oh.
Yep.Apparently
All those years
As the red deer
Five-pin bowling champ
Really paid off.
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Do you have
Any pointers?
Yes. Pitch topless.
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Yeah. Sure.
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Yup.
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Hey, how do you say,
"Happy birthday,
Grandma" in klingon?
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Qoslij dativjaj, sos.
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That’s why
I love you, stacey.
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Hi, ladies...
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Greetings,
Fellow humanords.What’s new in
Middle earth?
The shire called.
They want their
Hairy feet back.
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Oh, guys,
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I thought
We were tight?
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What’s his name?
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Vivian.
No.
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Leslie.
No.
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Sasha.
No!
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It’s stacey.
Get lost, bilbo.
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Look! Just give us
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The firewall
Password,
All right?
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Can’t. Against
Firm policy.
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Puh-lease!
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Please! I need
The youtube.
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All right, I’ll
Tell you what.
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If either of you
Can figure out
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What stacey
Here is saying,
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The password
Is yours.
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Paqit pol.
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Wow!
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You two are bigger
Losers than I thought.Let’s get
Out of here.
Not even close.
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Clark, you
Remember when
You made fun of me
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For going to
Klingon fantasy camp?
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Yeah.
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Paqit po.
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He who smelt it,
Dealt it.
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Ding ding.
We have a wiener!
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Yeah!
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The password...
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The password
Is "Vaggina".
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Be sure to spell
It with two "G"S."Vaggina"?
The second "G"
Is for gordon.
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He died in a
Snowmobile accident.
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It’s our tribute.
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That’s
Beautiful, guys.
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Tangelos.
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Her boobs were
The size of tangelos.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho!
I don’t even
Care anymore.
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I’ve got me
A water-skiing
Squirrel to watch.
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The most important
Thing for a pitcher
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Is to trust
The catcher.
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Trust you.
Got it.
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The most important
Thing is the ritual.
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You... You just
Said the most important
Thing is to trust you.
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And you’re
Not doing that
Now, are you?
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Oh, touche.
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Now, listen
Closely.
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The secret
To baseball
Is the ritual.
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Just find
Your groove.
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All right...
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Now, the ritual
Is your friend.
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When you throw a strike,
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Remember every
Little thing you did
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And then repeat it,
Each time you pitch.
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Each time.
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Okay.
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Come on!
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Now, how many times
Did you blink?
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Um... Three.
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Remember it!
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Okay.
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All right.
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What do you say
We dispense of
The, uh... Klingon
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And speak a more
Universal language?
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500 bucks
Do it for you?
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Get lost,
Beanpole.
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You can’t buy us.
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Were there seven
Of you before
He came along?
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Did you just
Call him fat?
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No.
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He was fat
100 pounds ago.
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That’s it.
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No one picks on
My best friend.
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This is war,
Claxton.
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You and me?
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That’s hardly
A fair fight.
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So my reputation
Precedes me.
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Yeah...
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All right, 650?
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That’s my
Final offer.
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Fine. Game on.
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Let me get
That for you.
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Oh! So sorry,
My bad.
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Oh! So sorry.
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My finger slipped.
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Oh! So sorry,
His bad.
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Incredible, robin.
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A no-hitter!
Ho-ho!
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And you did it
Without wearing
A slutty top.Yeah!
Keep that up
And you’ll start
Going places.
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Well, thank you, sir.
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Oh, look at this.
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It’s the mod squad.
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What are you
Doing here?
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You know we’re not
Supposed to fraternize
Before our game.
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I’d hardly call it
A "Game", would you?It’d be more
Like, what?
Picking on
The short bus
Kids at recess.
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Those were
The good days.
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The driver let me
Sit up frontaway from
The poo stink.
You don’t have
A chance against
Our new ace.
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Howland, here,
Just tossed
A no-no.
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Yeah. So
I’ve heard.
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Oh! Excuse me.
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Of course, our
Line-up won’t include
Any paraplegics.
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Oh, come on,
It was one guy.
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Oh, I’m sorry.
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The hell was that?
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Death curse.
Good luck tomorrow.
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You, too!
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Millie!
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Millie! Didn’t you
Hear me bellowing?
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I’m sorry, sir.
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I’m a little
Distracted.
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Huh, trying to make
Your own glue?
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Oh, I could
Never do this, sir.
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It was that monster!
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Ah, monster, no.
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Munster, maybe.
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See those tears?Uh-huh.
That’s right,
It’s what we
Call a "Keach".
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As in me.
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What are
You doing?
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Everyone knows
I don’t give a shit
About millie.
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This won’t be over
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Until I completely
Destroy you.
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And then some.
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And maybe even
Some more.
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Whatevs!
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Hey, nice work
On the tears.
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You ever do
Summer stock?
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These tears are
Genuine, sir.
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Although I
Did play rizzo
Four years running
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In my high school
Production of "Grease".
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This is
Psychological warfare.
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Clark sr.
Wants to mess
With your head.
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What? You’re not
Really buyinginto this curse
Thing, are you?
Oh, this reminds me of
When I was a shaw-man.
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I think it’s pronounced
"Shay-men".
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Are you arguing with
Me at this dark hour?
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Look. What are we
Going to do about
This, howland?
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The firm’s pride
Is at stake.
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00:09:10,858 --> 00:09:11,758
Your future
Is at stake.
250
00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,131
Okay, look,
There’s nothing
To worry about.
251
00:09:13,132 --> 00:09:15,692
Okay, clark’s dad
Can’t voodoo-
Curse people,
252
00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:17,164
He’s a white guy!
253
00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,396
Watch.
254
00:09:21,825 --> 00:09:22,857
Oy!
255
00:09:22,858 --> 00:09:24,692
I’m so sorry,
I’m so sorry.
256
00:09:24,693 --> 00:09:26,494
I’m just nervous.
257
00:09:26,495 --> 00:09:28,560
Cobwebs, nothing
More than cobwebs.
258
00:09:28,561 --> 00:09:29,956
Cobwebs.
Take another one,
259
00:09:29,957 --> 00:09:30,725
Stick to
Your ritual.
260
00:09:30,726 --> 00:09:33,065
Blink three times,
Step to your left,
261
00:09:33,066 --> 00:09:34,131
Step to your right,
262
00:09:34,132 --> 00:09:36,659
And then shake
It all about.
Got it!
263
00:09:45,066 --> 00:09:46,461
Hey!
264
00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:47,494
J...!
265
00:09:47,495 --> 00:09:49,066
Maybe it’s
Four blinks.
266
00:09:54,759 --> 00:09:56,197
What’s going on?
267
00:09:56,198 --> 00:09:57,296
Are you crying?
268
00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,527
Are you crying?
There’s no crying
269
00:09:58,528 --> 00:10:00,263
In co-ed office
Slow-pitch softball!
270
00:10:00,264 --> 00:10:03,098
Actually, when you say
It out loud like that,
271
00:10:03,099 --> 00:10:04,560
There probably is.
272
00:10:04,561 --> 00:10:05,725
No, I’m not crying.
273
00:10:05,726 --> 00:10:08,032
It’s these stupid
Scented candles.
274
00:10:08,033 --> 00:10:10,032
I feel ridiculous.
275
00:10:10,033 --> 00:10:11,395
You look ridiculous.
276
00:10:11,396 --> 00:10:14,231
Sea-foam green
Eye shadow? Yee!
277
00:10:20,726 --> 00:10:23,428
What are you doing?
My grandmother was a
Voodoo high priestess.
278
00:10:23,429 --> 00:10:26,593
I’ll have you know
That she raised grandpa
Zombie from the dead.
279
00:10:26,594 --> 00:10:28,494
Hmm.
He and I used to
Play this game
280
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:29,560
Called "Pull my finger"
281
00:10:29,561 --> 00:10:32,032
But actually, we only
Played it ten times.
282
00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:33,758
And the... Uh,
Chicken wrap?
283
00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,197
For the sacrifice.
284
00:10:35,198 --> 00:10:36,626
If you’d only given
Me ten more minutes,
285
00:10:36,627 --> 00:10:37,923
I could’ve got us
A live chicken.
286
00:10:37,924 --> 00:10:39,560
Okay, okay,
Okay, okay.
287
00:10:39,561 --> 00:10:40,791
Just get on with it.
288
00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,099
My password
Stopped working.
289
00:10:42,924 --> 00:10:45,956
What’s
The new one?Well, it’s
Still "Vagina"
But now there’s
A silent "K" at
The beginning.
290
00:10:45,957 --> 00:10:47,824
Who died?
291
00:10:47,825 --> 00:10:48,659
It’s for keach.
292
00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:49,692
Oh, ’cause
He’s fighting
293
00:10:49,693 --> 00:10:51,626
The un-winnable
War against clark.
294
00:10:51,627 --> 00:10:54,032
Aw! You miss
Your little buddy,
Don’t ya?
295
00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:55,032
He ditched me
This morning
296
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,329
Before our
"Wham!" performance
297
00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:57,758
At the children’s
Hospital.
298
00:10:57,759 --> 00:10:58,626
I play
Andrew ridgeley.
299
00:10:58,627 --> 00:11:00,593
You’ve no idea
How disappointed
The kids were
300
00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:01,461
When I said
"Jitterbug"
301
00:11:01,462 --> 00:11:03,428
And stood there
For five minutes.
302
00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:06,098
All I’m saying is,
Don’t travel anywhere
303
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,791
That requires
A passport.
304
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,395
And all
I’m saying is,
305
00:11:08,396 --> 00:11:11,923
Your girlfriend,
Stacey, has got
Some nice tits.
306
00:11:11,924 --> 00:11:14,098
Oh, there he is!
307
00:11:14,099 --> 00:11:15,725
Hey, clark! Keach!
308
00:11:15,726 --> 00:11:19,000
Regar what I’m
Going to do now.
309
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,329
Whoa, hey, hey!
310
00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:22,098
That’s my nudie pen.
311
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,692
Have you no decency?
312
00:11:23,693 --> 00:11:24,824
Oh, so sorry.
313
00:11:24,825 --> 00:11:27,627
Here, let me
Clean it for you.
314
00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:40,396
Let me just
Put it back.
315
00:11:41,495 --> 00:11:42,659
The king is dead!
316
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,593
Ah!
Long live
The king!
317
00:11:45,594 --> 00:11:46,890
Yes!
318
00:11:46,891 --> 00:11:48,395
Ahh!
Burn!
319
00:11:48,396 --> 00:11:50,726
Oh! Loser.
320
00:11:51,264 --> 00:11:52,726
You okay, man?
321
00:11:53,066 --> 00:11:54,890
That was my
Pearl harbour.
322
00:11:54,891 --> 00:11:55,230
Yeah.
323
00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:57,494
Now I’m going
To have to go
Ben affleck on his ass.
324
00:11:57,495 --> 00:12:00,164
By the way, are
You giving me
My dvd back?
325
00:12:00,165 --> 00:12:01,197
No.
326
00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:13,197
Still not naked but
Just as interesting.
327
00:12:13,198 --> 00:12:14,858
Huh!
328
00:12:15,264 --> 00:12:18,692
Robin, I’m three feet away
From you, and you missed.
329
00:12:18,693 --> 00:12:20,132
Huh!
330
00:12:23,396 --> 00:12:25,165
I’m just going to...
331
00:12:25,726 --> 00:12:27,198
Ah!
332
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,956
Oh!
333
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,528
Hmm... "Slayer".
334
00:12:38,264 --> 00:12:39,693
Why not?
335
00:12:50,396 --> 00:12:52,066
Holy shit!
336
00:12:54,396 --> 00:12:55,461
My bumper!
337
00:13:00,693 --> 00:13:03,659
You claxtons
Have wreaked havoc
In this firm!
338
00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:06,462
First your father
Ruins my ace pitcher
339
00:13:09,099 --> 00:13:11,824
And then you cripple
Our best I.T. Guy.Well, to be
Fair, sir,
The doctors said
The paralysis
Is only temporary.
340
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,791
We could be facing
A massive lawsuit.
341
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,857
Too bad we don’t
Have any lawyers
Around here.
342
00:13:15,858 --> 00:13:17,461
Oh! Don’t fuck
With me.
343
00:13:17,462 --> 00:13:18,527
Everyone
In the firm
344
00:13:18,528 --> 00:13:20,957
Heard about
Your plot to
Destroy keach.
345
00:13:22,198 --> 00:13:25,065
Oh! Vicious
Rumours, sir.You know how
These things works.
People think
You’re a total...
Ah! Ah! Ah!
346
00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:27,065
Enough already.
347
00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:28,923
Look, goliath,
348
00:13:28,924 --> 00:13:31,362
Time to make
Nice with david.
349
00:13:31,363 --> 00:13:34,296
Do whatever
The little guy
Wants you to do
350
00:13:34,297 --> 00:13:35,824
Or else.
351
00:13:35,825 --> 00:13:36,494
Or else what?
352
00:13:36,495 --> 00:13:39,428
Or else I’ll
Throw you through
The fucking window.
353
00:13:39,429 --> 00:13:41,296
Oh, my!
354
00:13:41,297 --> 00:13:42,131
Oh, mercy.
355
00:13:42,132 --> 00:13:46,363
If only I could
Wheel myself over
This tiny gap.
356
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:48,363
Uh-huh.
357
00:13:50,099 --> 00:13:51,956
Hey... Buddy.
358
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:54,264
Let me help
You out there.
359
00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:55,857
There you go.
360
00:13:55,858 --> 00:13:57,956
It’s really
Big of you to up
And volunteer
361
00:13:57,957 --> 00:13:59,197
And be my
Wet nurse.
362
00:13:59,198 --> 00:14:01,131
Uh, nobody said
Anything about wet.
363
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,890
In due time, claxton.
In due time.
364
00:14:03,891 --> 00:14:07,593
But right now, I have
To go to the bathroom.
365
00:14:07,594 --> 00:14:09,659
You’re holding
The magazine.
366
00:14:15,099 --> 00:14:16,725
This is
Getting ridiculous.
367
00:14:16,726 --> 00:14:18,098
And why am I
Buying into it?
368
00:14:18,099 --> 00:14:18,857
A stupid curse?
369
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,494
I’m supposed
To be the rational
One here.
370
00:14:20,495 --> 00:14:22,857
You’re the one
Who always falls for
The idiotic schemes.
371
00:14:22,858 --> 00:14:24,792
Yeah well,
We all have to
Play our part.
372
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:29,032
Ooh, you think
I can be the onethat gets sucked
Into the future
And returns with tales
Of our robot masters?
373
00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:30,098
Yes.
Wait a second!
374
00:14:30,099 --> 00:14:31,296
If this thing’s
All about ritual,
375
00:14:31,297 --> 00:14:32,659
Then maybe what
You need to do
376
00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:34,032
Is go back to
The beginning.
377
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:35,395
The dinosaurs.
378
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:36,461
Maybe what
You need to do
379
00:14:36,462 --> 00:14:39,296
Is re-live this
Whole experience
From square one.
380
00:14:39,297 --> 00:14:40,494
Didn’t all
Of this start
381
00:14:40,495 --> 00:14:41,956
With somebody
Bursting into
Your office
382
00:14:41,957 --> 00:14:42,923
And seeing
Your breasts?
383
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,593
Well, uh...
I’m somebody.
384
00:14:44,594 --> 00:14:47,131
I can burst
Into your office.
Show me them.
385
00:14:47,132 --> 00:14:48,296
Okay, let it go.
386
00:14:48,297 --> 00:14:48,725
Okay? They’re...
387
00:14:48,726 --> 00:14:51,197
They’re just
Slightly bigger
Than yours.
388
00:14:51,198 --> 00:14:52,462
What?
389
00:14:54,132 --> 00:14:55,164
Pomegranate?
390
00:14:55,165 --> 00:14:56,462
Avocado.
391
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,197
Go check
Your e-mail.
392
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,461
Sweet. The new
"Marmaduke"?
Better.
393
00:15:01,462 --> 00:15:03,032
Better than
"Marmaduke"?
394
00:15:04,099 --> 00:15:06,560
I told you, when
I blow in your ear,
395
00:15:06,561 --> 00:15:07,659
You turn.
All right!
396
00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:11,098
This could only be
Better if you were a
Strapping german woman.
397
00:15:11,099 --> 00:15:12,923
This could only
Be worse if you
Had a boner.
398
00:15:12,924 --> 00:15:14,560
Oh, oh,
Prepare for worse.
399
00:15:15,462 --> 00:15:16,428
Son.
Father.
400
00:15:16,429 --> 00:15:17,923
Think you’ve got
Something on
Your back there.
401
00:15:17,924 --> 00:15:19,230
Oh, yes, it’s
My new backpack.
402
00:15:19,231 --> 00:15:20,527
It’s all the
Rage in japan.
403
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,857
My gym clothes are
Stuffed up his ass.
Mmm-hmm.
404
00:15:22,858 --> 00:15:24,593
There’s a very simple
Explanation, sir.
405
00:15:24,594 --> 00:15:25,164
No, no,
No, no, no.
406
00:15:25,165 --> 00:15:26,857
I didn’t say
Anything when I
Found little clarkie
407
00:15:26,858 --> 00:15:28,626
With his dick
Stuck in the
Vacuum cleaner,
408
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:29,692
I’m not going to
Say anything now.
409
00:15:29,693 --> 00:15:31,923
But, I do have a
Cursed woman to taunt.
410
00:15:31,924 --> 00:15:33,296
So, if you’ll
Excuse me.
411
00:15:33,297 --> 00:15:35,263
Good to see you.
412
00:15:35,264 --> 00:15:36,329
Clark! Office! Now!
413
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:39,032
Mine! This one. The one
I’m standing in front of.
414
00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:41,033
Ah! Ah...
415
00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:42,824
Millie, keep
Him entertained.
416
00:15:42,825 --> 00:15:46,098
Will it be the robot
Or the neutron dance?
417
00:15:46,099 --> 00:15:46,659
What?
418
00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:48,527
I don’t have the time
To watch teenaged girls
419
00:15:48,528 --> 00:15:51,428
Dancing in their
Pyjamas to pop hits.
420
00:15:51,429 --> 00:15:52,032
Or do I?
421
00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:53,824
Stacey emailed me
This youtube link.
422
00:15:53,825 --> 00:15:55,527
I think he really
Wants his keach back.
423
00:15:55,528 --> 00:15:57,263
Ah!
Yeah, no! No, no,
Second link.
424
00:15:57,264 --> 00:15:57,791
Second link.
Yeah?
425
00:15:57,792 --> 00:15:59,593
Yeah, okay,
No, no, no,
No, no, no, no.
426
00:15:59,594 --> 00:16:00,824
Hit the
"Back" button.
Back?
427
00:16:00,825 --> 00:16:01,857
Yeah, scroll up,
Scroll up.
428
00:16:01,858 --> 00:16:03,000
There it is. Make
It bigger. Yeah.
429
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:07,494
Yeah?
No! Don’t accept
That cookie.No! What did you...
What are you doing
To my toolbar?
Nothing.
430
00:16:07,495 --> 00:16:09,362
Okay.
431
00:16:09,363 --> 00:16:10,792
Ah!
432
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:28,429
That son of a bitch.Per square inch,
I think he
Could be eviler
Than you, clark.
433
00:16:31,132 --> 00:16:34,065
I admire the
Little guy.Well...
I mean,
I’m not going to
His funeral, but...
434
00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:35,527
I admire him.
435
00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:43,560
You’re awesome.
436
00:16:43,561 --> 00:16:44,759
Millie!
437
00:16:46,825 --> 00:16:49,131
Gather as many
People as you can
In the lounge
438
00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:50,494
And prepare
For bloodshed.
439
00:16:50,495 --> 00:16:51,890
I say rip him
Lengthwise
440
00:16:51,891 --> 00:16:53,890
And shit down
His throat, sir.
441
00:16:53,891 --> 00:16:56,131
Metaphorically,
Of course.
442
00:16:58,858 --> 00:17:01,923
And why do people
Call it a tuna
Fi sandwich?
443
00:17:01,924 --> 00:17:03,560
I don’t know.
Of course it’s
A tuna fish.
444
00:17:03,561 --> 00:17:06,495
What, is there
A tuna bird,
A tuna pig?
445
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,528
Oh. Hello.
446
00:17:12,528 --> 00:17:13,230
Huh.
447
00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:15,263
Hmm. I just got
To second base
448
00:17:15,264 --> 00:17:17,495
And the game hasn’t
Even started yet.
449
00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:19,230
Everyone, your
Attention please.
450
00:17:19,231 --> 00:17:22,098
Mr. Claxton has
Something to say.
451
00:17:22,099 --> 00:17:22,999
Thanks, millie.
452
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,527
I just wanted
To apologize to...
To keach.
453
00:17:26,528 --> 00:17:29,131
And, well, to everyone.
454
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,164
You know?
I’ve, uh...
455
00:17:30,165 --> 00:17:32,857
I’ve recognized
The error of my ways,
456
00:17:32,858 --> 00:17:35,164
And, uh... I’m
Sorry, keach.
457
00:17:35,165 --> 00:17:36,956
You’ve... You’ve
Taught a...
458
00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:39,428
A hardened man a...
A lesson in humility.
459
00:17:39,429 --> 00:17:41,263
So... Yeah, let’s
Get in there.
460
00:17:41,264 --> 00:17:44,032
I know what you did
To me in the parking
Garage, you charlatan.
461
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:45,395
I saw the
Security video.
462
00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:47,560
Yeah, you want
A little top-up?
463
00:17:47,561 --> 00:17:49,230
Yeah! Have
Some more coffee.
464
00:17:49,231 --> 00:17:50,164
It’s good
For you.
465
00:17:50,165 --> 00:17:52,791
I’ve, uh, learned
A lot about myself,
466
00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:53,428
A lot about life,
467
00:17:53,429 --> 00:17:55,791
Throughout
This entire,
468
00:17:55,792 --> 00:17:57,164
Entire ord...
469
00:17:57,165 --> 00:17:58,098
Oh my god!
470
00:17:58,099 --> 00:18:00,263
Oh! Oh!
I’m so sor...
471
00:18:00,264 --> 00:18:01,032
I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
472
00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:02,692
Oh, thank goodness
You’re paralysed.
473
00:18:02,693 --> 00:18:04,329
Can you imagine
The pain?
474
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:06,461
You know what,
I’ll get the
Dry cleaning.
475
00:18:06,462 --> 00:18:07,264
Cheque okay?
476
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:12,593
Yeah, of
Course it is.All right, well...
I’ll just,
Uh... I’ll just
Leave it blank.
477
00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:14,890
You can
Fill it in.
478
00:18:14,891 --> 00:18:17,858
Whoop. Ah. Forgot
To dot the "I".
479
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:25,164
I’m never getting out
Of this fucking chair.
480
00:18:25,165 --> 00:18:26,065
Yeah, we’ll
See about that.
481
00:18:26,066 --> 00:18:29,428
Let’s get you out
Of those soiled
Chinos, all right?
482
00:18:29,429 --> 00:18:31,131
Thanks, millie.
Thanks, everybody.
483
00:18:31,132 --> 00:18:35,999
All right. Let’s
Play a little game
Called "Stairwell".
484
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,264
Ah!
485
00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:39,824
Sir!
486
00:18:39,825 --> 00:18:41,626
Out of my way!
I’m fine!
487
00:18:41,627 --> 00:18:42,890
Sir...
I’m fine!
488
00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:49,858
You’ll never
Catch me, fucker.
489
00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:53,528
No.
490
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,999
No, it’s not
Right, is it?
491
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,725
Hmm?
492
00:18:56,726 --> 00:18:58,362
The left one’s smaller,
Than the right.
493
00:18:58,363 --> 00:18:59,758
Isn’t it?
494
00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:01,527
Well, am I
Even close?
495
00:19:01,528 --> 00:19:02,957
Fuck off.
496
00:19:03,693 --> 00:19:04,659
Yeah, you’re right.
497
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,098
I’m going to
Start all over.
498
00:19:06,099 --> 00:19:09,395
Maybe hire a
Professional or
Something. Hey!
499
00:19:09,396 --> 00:19:11,000
Oh!
500
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,330
Oh my god.
501
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,527
What an amazingly
Fantastic day.
502
00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:22,759
Oh, look.
My nudie pen.
503
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,792
Vic!
504
00:19:29,957 --> 00:19:30,725
Whew.
505
00:19:30,726 --> 00:19:32,461
The curse is gone.
506
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,758
Let’s play ball!
507
00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:35,824
Hey, can you
Autograph this
For me?
508
00:19:35,825 --> 00:19:37,659
Absolutely!
509
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,461
Aw!
Aw!
510
00:19:42,462 --> 00:19:43,626
They’re back
Together again.
511
00:19:43,627 --> 00:19:45,461
Yes, but the
Important thing is
512
00:19:45,462 --> 00:19:46,395
He’s actually
Hurt this time.
513
00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:47,263
Yeah. And robin, who
Would have thought
514
00:19:47,264 --> 00:19:49,758
You would be
Responsible for
Winning the big game?
515
00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:52,956
Well, clark sr.
Had two broken ribs
And a collapsed lung.
516
00:19:52,957 --> 00:19:54,395
He couldn’t pitch
Worth shit.
517
00:19:54,396 --> 00:19:55,428
It’s still winning.
518
00:19:55,429 --> 00:19:56,692
And winning
Is everything.
519
00:19:56,693 --> 00:19:58,999
Oh, they’re
Both from my mom.
520
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,197
Yes, clark
Got rid of a
Temporary nemesis
521
00:20:01,198 --> 00:20:02,999
And regained
His footing
Among the pack
522
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,197
Mm-hm.
And robin, you...
523
00:20:04,198 --> 00:20:07,692
You proved yourself
As a team player
To the big brass.
524
00:20:07,693 --> 00:20:09,395
Yeah, you’re right.
525
00:20:09,396 --> 00:20:10,131
Thanks, sam-o.
526
00:20:10,132 --> 00:20:11,890
You’re a
Good friend.
Ah...
527
00:20:11,891 --> 00:20:13,725
And once again,
Sam wins nothing.
528
00:20:13,726 --> 00:20:15,362
Robin, you’ve got to
Show me your boobs.
529
00:20:15,363 --> 00:20:16,758
Seriously, it’s
All I think about
530
00:20:16,759 --> 00:20:18,659
When I go to
The grocery store,
The dentist,
531
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,791
When I’m
Masturbating.
532
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,494
Enough.
All right?
533
00:20:21,495 --> 00:20:22,395
Come on,
Drinks on me.
534
00:20:22,396 --> 00:20:25,198
Sounds good. Let me
Just drop this off.
535
00:20:27,198 --> 00:20:29,527
Jeez! Don’t
You ever knock?
536
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,330
Sorry, sir.
Yeah!
537
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,923
That ought to
Wipe my boobs
Out of your brain.
538
00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:40,297
And what’s weird
Is that’s pretty much
How I pictured them.
539
00:20:55,198 --> 00:20:57,792
All right,
Don’t panic.
540
00:20:58,264 --> 00:21:00,198
Just follow protocol.
541
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,164
Sam caponelli.
542
00:21:03,165 --> 00:21:04,626
Sam!
Clarkie!
543
00:21:04,627 --> 00:21:06,032
Listen, sam, uh...
544
00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:07,999
I need you to
Meet me down on p3.
545
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,725
Yeah. Bring a hacksaw,
Two sharp knives,
546
00:21:10,726 --> 00:21:12,956
A bag of lye,
And ten feet...
547
00:21:12,957 --> 00:21:15,857
No, actually make that
Six feet of heavy chain.
548
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,659
We’re headed to
My father’s yacht
On georgian bay.
549
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:20,065
Oh, clark, not another...
550
00:21:20,066 --> 00:21:22,494
Homeless guy.
Line’s not secure.
551
00:21:22,495 --> 00:21:23,857
Okay, I got it.
552
00:21:23,858 --> 00:21:27,197
But I’m bringing my
Sudoku book this time.
And I want to pick up
553
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:29,890
Some of that maple syrup
On the way back.
554
00:21:29,891 --> 00:21:31,428
Sure. Fine.
555
00:21:34,033 --> 00:21:36,693
No... Never mind.
556
00:21:37,858 --> 00:21:39,593
Actually...
557
00:21:39,594 --> 00:21:41,363
Nah, never mind.
558
00:21:45,165 --> 00:21:47,725
♪ one, two, three, four!
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