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And this is
Little oswepe.
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Oh...
Yeah.
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You know, for the
Price of a cup
Of coffee a day,
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He now has pants,
Powdered milk,
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Oh, and I just sent
Him a boxed set of
"Mad about you".
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Oh, that’s
So sweet.
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Yeah. He doesn’t
Have a dvd
Player yet,
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But, uh...
Christmas.
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Aww.What time friday?
Mr. Claxton will
Send a car to pick
You up at 8:00.
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If you have any
Food allergies,
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Let me know a.S.A.P.
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He doesn’t expect sex
On the first date.
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Although a handjob
Is standard.
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She’s just dazzled
By the suit.
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I’ve got a suit.
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With suspenders.
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Ugh.
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Oh!
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I’ve been
Off my game
All week, sam.
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Something’s not
Right around here.
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Think maybe it’s
Lady problems?
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No. I haven’t
Had my period in,
Like, two months.
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I don’t think that’s
A good thing, robin.
Hmm?
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I love it when
They hire new meat.
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Uh, daphne has
Worked 22 feet away
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From your office
For three years.
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What?
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Don’t you remember
The nickname
You gave her?
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That’s kleenex?Sam:
And by the
Way, clark,
I’m not so
Impressed with
Your pick-up skills.
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I just rented this
Independent film
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This weekend
Called "Swingers".
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I don’t know
If you guys
Have seen it.
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Anyway, I can
Pick up anybody,
Anywhere, anytime.
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I am so money.
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Yeah...
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So the, uh, the girl
In the food court
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With the hare lip
Will finally be yours.
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I told you. That
Scar came from
A knife fight.
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I can’t believe you
Didn’t rag on him
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For discovering
"Swingers" ten years
After it was released.
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It was a split-
Second decision.
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I can live
With my choice.
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All right, "Playa",
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You think you got
Some pick-up skills?
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I want you
To prove it.
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500 bucks if
You can pick up
The next woman
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Who comes off
That elevator.
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Ho-ho, I am so all
About the action.
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In vegas, baby,
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They give daddy the
"Rain man" suite, baby.
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I’ll take half
That action.
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And you have to
Actually go on
A date with them.
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And not
The staff lounge.
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Deal.
Please be a supermodel,
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Please be a supermodel...
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Oh, there is a god.
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Yeah. And she loves
Us more than sam.
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Fuck off!
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One, two, three, four!
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ he’s got the world
In his hand ♪
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ the work is never done
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-ho
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Huh!
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♪ I am the working man
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♪ through the night
Till the morning sun ♪
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♪ I am the working man
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♪ the work is never done
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
♪ way-oh-way
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♪ pray for
The working man ♪
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♪ always there
With a helping hand ♪
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♪ pray for
The working man ♪
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♪ the work is never done
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ another day
Has just begun ♪
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ it’s never friggin’ done
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What is it, sir?
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I’m kind
Of hungry.
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Yep. Oh hey!
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Where’d you get
That muffin?
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Oh yeah, she’s
A beaut, huh?
Yeah.
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Yeah, I stole it
From mmmuffins.
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Oh. Well,
I’ll give you
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A m-m-million dollars
For that muffin.
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Psht. No deal.
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You’ll make it from
Some foreign country.
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And by the time I fly
There to cash it in,
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It’ll be worthless.
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True. Well, hey.
Take millie then.
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What do you mean?
Like... In the
Biblical sense?
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No, as your
Assistant, moron.
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Assistant moron?
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Yeah, all right.
You got a deal.
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Great. Millie?
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Best deal you ever
Made, stipple.
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Yeah?
Yeah. Oh yeah.
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Oh, she needs to be
Walked twice daily
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And, uh, don’t feed
Her after midnight.
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Nice working
With you, sir.
You too.
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Oh, you walk
Ahead...
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Mmm.
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So... Smoking, huh?
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That’s a pretty
Fun thing to do.
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You ever thought
Of chewing tobacco
At the same time?
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Really speed up
That mouth cancer?
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Your face is giving
Me eye cancer.
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Oh, there’s that
Sultry voice.
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Do your burgess meredith
Impression for me.
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What do you
Want, asshole?
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I’m going to level
With you, maxine.
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Robin and clark
Bet me 300 bucks
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I couldn’t pick you up.
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You couldn’t
Pick up a hooker
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If you had $5000
Shoved up your ass.
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Maybe so, but if you go
Out on a date with me,
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I’ll split
The money with you.
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You’re a shitty
Liar, caponelli.
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I heard the bet
Was for $500.
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Ha-ha...
Yes! The lady
Hears things.
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For lying,
I get four.
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Fine, but you’re
Paying for dinner.
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Deal.
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What the hell?
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Five, four,
Three, two...
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Oh hey! How was
It toiling in
Murray’s lair?
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Typical, sir.
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He kept accidentally
Brushing up against me.
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Boy, you run
Fast, huh?I was just
Kidding
Back there.
Now come on. Clark sold
You to me for a muffin.
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I can’t be sold for
A muffin, mr. Stipple.
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It’s not a
Recognized currency.
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Clarkie, come on.
We had a deal, bro.
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Did you really think
You could claim a
Human being, murray?
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For a muffin?This isn’t
The "Amistad".
Okay... Point taken,
Lesson’s learned.
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I want my muffin
Back, though.
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Mmm. Come back
In six hours.
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No wait, there’s bran
In it. Make it two.
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You know what?
You’re an indi...
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Native peoples giver.
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Mmm. Politically
Correct racism.
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Good for you.
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Thanks a lot.
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Hey, beautiful babies.
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What’s going on
With murray?
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He didn’t look so
M-m-money, baby.
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Well, "Baby"...Let me tell you
A little story.
My great-grandfather
Started the claxton
Fortune
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With a single
Bluetick hound.
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Best hunting dog
In the county.
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Anytime my grandpa
Needed something,
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He just traded
The dog for it.
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But he also trained
The bluetick
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To always come
Back to him.
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Ah...
Just like I’m doing
With millie here.Bluetick...
Is that, like,
Some kind of
Big breed of dog
Or something?
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So not the point
Of the story.
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Anyway, what do you want?
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Oh yeah!
Come with me.
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Be amazed.
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Ah!
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Watch where you’re
Going, fuck-f...
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Eyes.
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"Fuck eyes!"
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Is that what
The kids are
Saying these days?
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Yeah, like, what’s
Wrong with you?
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You’re a total
Clod lately.
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Shh, shh.
Listen.
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Do you hear that?
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It’s the silence.
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I just figured it out.
The hum is gone.
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The asian guy
From h.R.?
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No, the building hum.
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You know that
White noise that’s
Always there?
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Now I can hear
Everyone on this floor
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Shuffling their phlegm.
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Th-there used
To be more of a...
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Of a...
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But now there’s nothing.
Yeah.
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Hey! Maybe that’s why
I can hear the ladies
Peeing in the bathroom.
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Well, I need
That hum.
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The silence
Is killing me.
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Oh! Get your wallets
Out. It’s time
To pay the piper.
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Hey there,
Baby-doll.
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We still on
For tonight?
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You bet we
Are, kid.
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Va-va-voom.
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I’ll meet you back
Here in five minutes.I have to
Powder my nose.
And by that she means,
"Change her diaper".
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You bought her
Off, didn’t you?
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Yes, I did. There’s
No rule against it.
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I’m awesome,
You guys suck.
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How much do you
Think it cost him?
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Oh, carton of
Cigarettes,
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Five-dollar
Jug of perfume,
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Some, uh,
Scratch-and-wins...
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His dignity.
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Yeah, okay.
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His, uh, he-man
Action figure.
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What is it, sir?
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I think I’m
Thirsty. Yeah.
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Mmm.
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Ugh!
Whoa, hey,
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Is that, uh,
Strawberry sensation?
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Uh...
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Yeah, I...
I think so.Hmm, you know what?
I’ll trade you
Millie for
That smoothie.
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What’s wrong
With her?
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She didn’t fall off
Her horse, did she?
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No, she’s still the
Same, great assistant.
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Could you, um...
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You know
My fickle ways.
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I need change and, hey,
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You look like you
Need some help.
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God, yes.
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This silence is
Making me crazy.
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You got
Yourself a deal.
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All right.
Millie?
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To the garage.
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I haven’t been able
To find my car
In three days.
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Mmm!
Aha!
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Finally caught
You, clark.
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Hey, that homeless man
Set himself on fire.Ask the cops.
No, no, I’m talking
About your trading
Millie scam.
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The whole office
Is ready to revolt.
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George humm is
Walking around
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Without his
Snakeskin boots.
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I think you mean
Fake snakeskin.
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So who’s the
Real victim?
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Well, it all
Ends here.
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All right,
No harm no foul.
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Hey millie,
Get back here.
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No dice.
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You already
Took a sip.
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That consummates
The deal.
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Swallowing is nine-
Tenths of the law.
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Millie is robin’s
Assistant now.
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She can do with her
As she pleases.
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Sadness.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hey there,
Handsome.
Hey!
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There’s the sweater
I promised you.
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Wear it tonight
At bingo...
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They crank up
The a/c in there
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Like they’re
Storing meat. Thank
You very much.
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Hah-hah.
Storing meat.
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Is that
A euphemism
For fucking?
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00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,065
Hey, you know
You only had to
Go on one date.
246
00:08:40,066 --> 00:08:42,495
Uh-huh.
So you really like
The old ladies, huh?
247
00:08:44,231 --> 00:08:47,098
Which, uh, which one
Of "The golden girls"Would you go for?
Easy. Blanche.
She’s slutty.
Ah, yes.
248
00:08:47,099 --> 00:08:48,230
Clark, me
And maxine,
249
00:08:48,231 --> 00:08:49,725
We played euchre
All weekend long.
250
00:08:49,726 --> 00:08:50,999
Is that a euphemism
For fucking?
251
00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,131
No, I’m winning
At old-people games.
252
00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:54,956
I’m kicking ass
And taking names.
253
00:08:54,957 --> 00:08:57,362
Hey, wouldn’t it
Be cooler if you
Didn’t take names?
254
00:08:57,363 --> 00:08:58,527
Actually,
It would.
Yeah.
255
00:08:58,528 --> 00:08:59,890
Ah, I’m going to be
Like zelig on this, clark.
256
00:08:59,891 --> 00:09:03,726
A gnarly chameleon
Hamming it up like an
Old vaudevillian...
257
00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:08,923
See, the thing about
Grifting old people,is you got
To blend in.
Yeah. Yeah, you
Got to get right
Up inside them.
258
00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:13,099
Ah-hah! Now
That’ a euphemism
For fucking!
259
00:09:14,231 --> 00:09:14,999
Zoltan!
260
00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,758
Zoltan, what the
Hell did you do?
261
00:09:16,759 --> 00:09:17,923
Uh, if it was
Good, it was me.
262
00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,956
If it is bad, I had
Nothing to do with it.
263
00:09:19,957 --> 00:09:22,362
Listen!
The noise is gone.
264
00:09:22,363 --> 00:09:23,197
Oh yes, yes!
265
00:09:23,198 --> 00:09:25,461
I finally fix!
Is amazing.
266
00:09:25,462 --> 00:09:26,659
No, is not amazing.
267
00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:28,362
Now I can hear
Every loser
On this floor!
268
00:09:28,363 --> 00:09:29,560
It’s making
Me crazy.
269
00:09:29,561 --> 00:09:32,428
Look, my job is to fix.
270
00:09:32,429 --> 00:09:34,197
It wasn’t broken.
271
00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:35,197
No one likes
Silence.
272
00:09:35,198 --> 00:09:38,923
Except for monks...
And... Deaf people.
273
00:09:38,924 --> 00:09:40,263
Deaf people don’t
Like silence,
274
00:09:40,264 --> 00:09:42,197
They have no choice.
They are deaf.
275
00:09:42,198 --> 00:09:43,461
Okay, just undo
Whatever you did
276
00:09:43,462 --> 00:09:46,329
Or I’ll have you
Sent back to wherever
You came from.
277
00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:47,296
Scarborough?
278
00:09:47,297 --> 00:09:50,164
Oh, okay, okay!
279
00:09:50,165 --> 00:09:52,824
I try... I try.
280
00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:53,923
Hmm...
281
00:09:53,924 --> 00:09:55,362
Nice death-
Grip, millie.
282
00:09:55,363 --> 00:09:56,197
When I was a child,
283
00:09:56,198 --> 00:09:57,296
They called me
Lobster-girl.
284
00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,561
Mostly because
I wore a bib.
285
00:10:00,264 --> 00:10:01,561
Uh-huh.
286
00:10:02,264 --> 00:10:03,528
Okay.
287
00:10:03,891 --> 00:10:04,857
Yep, no, I’m
Looking for it.
288
00:10:04,858 --> 00:10:06,461
I... I’m looking for it!
289
00:10:06,462 --> 00:10:07,692
Hold on. Hello?
290
00:10:07,693 --> 00:10:10,329
I don’t know...
I don’t know, okay?
291
00:10:10,330 --> 00:10:11,999
She’s just gone,
Get off my back.
292
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,362
Hello!
293
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,725
No, she’s not here.
294
00:10:14,726 --> 00:10:16,263
I don’t care if
You’re her doctor.
295
00:10:16,264 --> 00:10:20,230
Well, that’s hardly
A disease. Just
Hold on one sec.
296
00:10:21,825 --> 00:10:25,263
Hello, you’ve
Reached the offices
Of clark claxton.
297
00:10:25,264 --> 00:10:27,164
I’m unavailable to take
Your call right now.
298
00:10:27,165 --> 00:10:29,527
Please leave a message
After the fuck.
299
00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:32,461
Fu-u-u-u-u...
300
00:10:32,462 --> 00:10:35,825
U-u-ck!
301
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,197
Try humming higher.
302
00:10:42,858 --> 00:10:44,494
No, still not
Right. Shut up.
303
00:10:44,495 --> 00:10:45,890
Oh, for
The love of god,
304
00:10:45,891 --> 00:10:47,098
It’s madness
In my office.
305
00:10:47,099 --> 00:10:48,032
There are
Stacks of paper,
306
00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:50,956
Phones ringing, no
Coffee, no water...
307
00:10:50,957 --> 00:10:52,230
It’s fucking darfur.
308
00:10:52,231 --> 00:10:53,999
What do you want
Me to do about it?
309
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,032
I want you
To put millie
310
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,263
In some kind of
Dance program.
311
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:57,329
What do you
Think I want?
312
00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:58,263
Why would I ever give
Her back to you?
313
00:10:58,264 --> 00:11:02,890
Well, look. Because
I promised a kid
With bone cancer
314
00:11:02,891 --> 00:11:04,956
Millie would
Hit a home run
This weekend.
315
00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:07,560
Hmm. Can you
Ever be genuine?
316
00:11:07,561 --> 00:11:08,164
No.
317
00:11:08,165 --> 00:11:11,659
I tell you what.
You go one full week
318
00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:14,857
Without being sarcastic
And millie is yours.
319
00:11:14,858 --> 00:11:16,395
A week? Fine!
320
00:11:16,396 --> 00:11:19,066
Yeah. Oh, but...
This week?
321
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,659
You realize sam
Is dating maxine.
322
00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:23,395
And as such I know
You don’t have
A hope in hell.
323
00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:24,197
Oh, please.
324
00:11:24,198 --> 00:11:25,395
Like it’ll be
So-o-o hard
325
00:11:25,396 --> 00:11:28,197
Not to say anything
Sarcastic. For a week.
326
00:11:28,198 --> 00:11:29,956
You want to
Start again?
327
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,825
Yeah, I want
To start again.
328
00:11:32,297 --> 00:11:33,494
You want to
Start again?
329
00:11:33,495 --> 00:11:36,627
Yes...
330
00:11:37,594 --> 00:11:39,924
I mean... Yes.
331
00:11:49,132 --> 00:11:50,197
It’s terrible.
332
00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:55,362
I’m a pancer’s
Man myself.
333
00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:57,999
The smoked meat’s
A little stringy,
334
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,296
But the pastrami’s
Spiced just right.
335
00:12:00,297 --> 00:12:01,999
And you get
Some portion.
336
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,197
Like nobody’s
Business.
337
00:12:03,198 --> 00:12:04,131
Say, did you hear?
338
00:12:04,132 --> 00:12:05,758
They shut down
Steiners’!
339
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:06,428
No!
340
00:12:06,429 --> 00:12:07,296
Yeah. He was
Showing porn
341
00:12:07,297 --> 00:12:09,197
To high school students
In the back room.
342
00:12:09,198 --> 00:12:11,065
No!
Porn!
343
00:12:11,066 --> 00:12:11,999
Oh, clarkie,
Last night,
344
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,329
You should have seen
The euchre game.
345
00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:14,362
It went like
Gang busters.
346
00:12:14,363 --> 00:12:16,098
Ah... I... I notice
347
00:12:16,099 --> 00:12:17,428
You’re still wearing
That cardigan.
348
00:12:17,429 --> 00:12:20,362
Yes. I am.
It’s maxine’s
Dead husband’s.
349
00:12:20,363 --> 00:12:23,428
In the pockets,
There were hard
Candies.
350
00:12:23,429 --> 00:12:24,560
Hard candy...
351
00:12:24,561 --> 00:12:25,999
Oh! Oh,
Oh, oh, oh!
352
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,560
Look at what I won
My girl at bingo.
353
00:12:28,561 --> 00:12:29,824
$300, that’s
Worth!
354
00:12:29,825 --> 00:12:33,560
I know a wholesaler
Could get that
Bracelet for 150.
355
00:12:33,561 --> 00:12:35,032
Never that
Bracelet!
356
00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:37,197
That exact same
Bracelet, stan.
357
00:12:37,198 --> 00:12:39,065
Fucking sweet
Sweater, sam.
358
00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:42,527
I love the feel
Of sheep’s fur.
Aah...
359
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,528
I’ll save you
A seat, clarkie.
360
00:12:44,957 --> 00:12:48,000
I think... Uh...
361
00:12:48,363 --> 00:12:51,561
What... What... What
I mean to say is... Uh...
362
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:58,164
Where am I
Going with this?Who cares?
You’re on
A slow train to
Nowheres, howland.
363
00:12:58,165 --> 00:12:59,296
Murray, you
Want to tell us
364
00:12:59,297 --> 00:13:01,329
About the tax shelter
Ramifications?
365
00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:03,230
Yeah, well, it’s pretty
Straightforward.
366
00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:05,725
Keep the money in
Madagascar, yadda-yadda.
367
00:13:05,726 --> 00:13:07,461
The only thing,
I need someone
368
00:13:07,462 --> 00:13:09,296
To keep me from
Screwing myself.
369
00:13:09,297 --> 00:13:10,758
And I mean
That literally.
370
00:13:10,759 --> 00:13:11,428
Okay.
371
00:13:11,429 --> 00:13:13,758
Who’s going to monitor
Murray’s movements?
372
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,066
Anybody?
373
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,593
You’re killing him.
374
00:13:17,594 --> 00:13:19,197
If he dies,
He dies.
375
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,098
Clark? You want to
Bring up the rear here?
376
00:13:21,099 --> 00:13:25,561
I... I-hi believe
I can do that, sir.
377
00:13:26,132 --> 00:13:28,890
I’m really glad
You got my ass
On this one, bro.
378
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:37,131
A-a-a-a-and...
379
00:13:37,132 --> 00:13:38,230
Done!
380
00:13:39,594 --> 00:13:41,956
Hey, sam. Got a sec?
381
00:13:41,957 --> 00:13:43,428
And you thought
I wouldn’t use
382
00:13:43,429 --> 00:13:45,725
The whittling kit
I won at bingo.
383
00:13:46,594 --> 00:13:47,923
Okay, we got
To talk.
384
00:13:47,924 --> 00:13:49,857
All right, but
I don’t have
A lot of time.
385
00:13:49,858 --> 00:13:51,890
I got some wood that
Needs shellacking.
386
00:13:51,891 --> 00:13:53,131
All right, let’s
Cut to the chase.
387
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:58,627
I got some womanly
Needs that also
Need shellacking.
388
00:13:59,198 --> 00:14:00,692
Knock yourself
Out, kid.
389
00:14:00,693 --> 00:14:04,032
Okay, god knows I’m
Not dating you for
The conversation.
390
00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:04,725
Aw, jeez.
391
00:14:04,726 --> 00:14:08,065
Always with the
Conversation. Can’t
We just be together?
392
00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:11,659
Pay attention. I
Want me some action,
393
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:14,099
And I want it now.
394
00:14:16,264 --> 00:14:17,560
Ohh.
395
00:14:17,561 --> 00:14:19,164
Mmm.
396
00:14:19,165 --> 00:14:20,197
Ohhh.
397
00:14:20,198 --> 00:14:21,759
Ooh.
398
00:14:21,924 --> 00:14:24,428
Well, would you
Settle for a duck?
399
00:14:24,429 --> 00:14:25,890
It rhymes
With "Duck".
400
00:14:34,759 --> 00:14:37,428
Hey! What
The hell are you
Doing with millie?
401
00:14:37,429 --> 00:14:39,065
It doesn’t concern
You anymore.
402
00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:40,956
Millie’s new
Mandate is to help
Get my hum back.
403
00:14:40,957 --> 00:14:44,527
I’m sorry I’m not
Very mechanically
Inclined, ms. Howland.
404
00:14:44,528 --> 00:14:45,692
If zoltan gets
Sucked in,
405
00:14:45,693 --> 00:14:47,032
Don’t grab
For his legs.
406
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:48,329
I can’t afford
To lose you both.
407
00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:50,428
Ah, there you
Are, clark.
408
00:14:50,429 --> 00:14:52,428
What’s everybody
Else doing here?
409
00:14:52,429 --> 00:14:53,131
Yeah, clark.
410
00:14:53,132 --> 00:14:56,131
What are we all
Doing in the boiler
Room together?
411
00:14:56,132 --> 00:14:57,066
Well...
412
00:14:58,132 --> 00:15:00,791
Don’t do it, sir!I’ll be
Robin’s forever!
And then who will
Tell you the cigarette
In your mouth
413
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:03,000
Is backwards when
You’re drunk?
414
00:15:03,099 --> 00:15:06,362
Yeah, whatever.
Uh, listen, clark,
I need some advice.
415
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,197
You know, I’ve
Been hanging out
With maxine lately.
416
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,461
We’ve been having
A really good
Time together.
417
00:15:10,462 --> 00:15:13,560
Well today, she came
Up to me and she gave
Me the ultimatum.
418
00:15:13,561 --> 00:15:14,923
And what
Ultimatum is that?
419
00:15:14,924 --> 00:15:17,395
She said if I
Don’t fulfil her
’womany needs’...
420
00:15:17,396 --> 00:15:18,659
Womany!
Womany...
421
00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:20,164
Then our
Relationship is over.
422
00:15:20,165 --> 00:15:21,857
Which is "Whatever",
But I really think
423
00:15:21,858 --> 00:15:24,494
We have a chance
At winning that
Euchre championship.
424
00:15:24,495 --> 00:15:25,725
Be strong, sir.
425
00:15:25,726 --> 00:15:27,065
Well, clark?
426
00:15:27,066 --> 00:15:31,329
Sam, who’s been
"Dating" the 60-
Something maxine,
427
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,593
Has now encountered
The classic dilemma
428
00:15:33,594 --> 00:15:35,428
Of having to put out,
Or lose his gal.
429
00:15:35,429 --> 00:15:38,098
Don’t you have
Anything to say?
430
00:15:38,099 --> 00:15:39,098
Run, sir!
431
00:15:39,099 --> 00:15:40,395
No, no,
It’s fine...
432
00:15:40,396 --> 00:15:43,263
Uh... Well, sam, my
Advice... Ahem...
433
00:15:43,264 --> 00:15:46,692
Is to, uh, do what
Is in your heart.
434
00:15:46,693 --> 00:15:49,395
Oh, gee, clark, I
Thought you’d have
More to say than that.
435
00:15:49,396 --> 00:15:51,395
I mean, isn’t it
Always wrong
436
00:15:51,396 --> 00:15:52,999
To be pressured
Into sex by someone
437
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,131
Your grandmother’s age?
438
00:15:54,132 --> 00:15:57,395
Actually, maxine
Does look a lot like
My grandmother.
439
00:15:57,396 --> 00:15:59,791
Only hotter, obviously.
440
00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:04,362
I say go for it!
Yeah, I think
It’s a great idea!
441
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,560
This way, you’ll
Be able to brag
442
00:16:05,561 --> 00:16:09,527
You put your penis
In the same place
General macarthur did.
443
00:16:09,528 --> 00:16:11,065
But you know
What? I bet
444
00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:13,527
You don’t even
Have the balls
To do it. No!
445
00:16:13,528 --> 00:16:14,461
So double or nothing!
446
00:16:14,462 --> 00:16:16,098
I bet you’re not
"Old man" enough
447
00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:18,263
To lock lips with
Whistler’s mother.
448
00:16:18,264 --> 00:16:20,230
Whoa, whoa!
You are on!
449
00:16:20,231 --> 00:16:21,659
Yeah?
You hear me?
Yeah?
450
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:23,527
Because I’m not
An age-ist, clark.
451
00:16:23,528 --> 00:16:24,428
I don’t see age.
452
00:16:24,429 --> 00:16:25,791
I’m just going
To follow this
Thing through,
453
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:26,923
We’ll see
Where it goes.
454
00:16:26,924 --> 00:16:28,131
All right.
Yeah!
455
00:16:28,132 --> 00:16:29,296
At least through
The gin rummy trials
456
00:16:29,297 --> 00:16:30,758
And into the summer
Bocce ball season.
457
00:16:30,759 --> 00:16:33,197
Thanks for your
Sincerity, clarkie.
458
00:16:33,198 --> 00:16:35,362
And thanks for
The sarcasm, clark.
459
00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:36,527
Millie’s
Mine now.
460
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:37,758
So fuck off and
Leave us alone.
461
00:16:37,759 --> 00:16:39,098
I have to take
Care of this hum
462
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,362
Before I stab
Myself in the ears
With a nail file.
463
00:16:41,363 --> 00:16:43,164
I don’t care what
Robin says, sir.
464
00:16:43,165 --> 00:16:44,923
I will still mail out
Your christmas cards,
465
00:16:44,924 --> 00:16:46,593
Whether you send
Me one or not.
466
00:16:46,594 --> 00:16:48,593
Oh...
467
00:16:48,594 --> 00:16:49,890
There you go.
468
00:16:49,891 --> 00:16:51,263
Yeah! Aah.
469
00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,923
Ah, zoltan
Does it again.
470
00:16:58,924 --> 00:16:59,461
Does what?
471
00:16:59,462 --> 00:17:02,858
Whoa! That...
That’s a totally
Different sound.
472
00:17:03,462 --> 00:17:04,428
No, it’s the same sound.
473
00:17:04,429 --> 00:17:05,791
What? What are
You talking about?
474
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,857
That sounds like a
Broken washing machine.
475
00:17:07,858 --> 00:17:08,923
Get back up there.
476
00:17:08,924 --> 00:17:11,297
Aah. Goodbye.
477
00:17:12,528 --> 00:17:14,230
Huh. Someone
Shoot me, please.
478
00:17:14,231 --> 00:17:16,164
What the fuck am
I going to do now?
479
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,362
Wha... Hey, hey...
480
00:17:17,363 --> 00:17:18,362
What if I
Fix your hum?
481
00:17:18,363 --> 00:17:19,329
Yeah, what
If I do that?
482
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,396
Would you give
Me millie back?
483
00:17:22,165 --> 00:17:22,428
Deal.
484
00:17:22,429 --> 00:17:24,329
Just get it
Done before I
Have a seizure.
485
00:17:24,330 --> 00:17:26,890
All right.
Get up there.
486
00:17:26,891 --> 00:17:28,495
Yes, sir.
487
00:17:30,594 --> 00:17:31,495
Come on...
For god’s sakes,
488
00:17:33,957 --> 00:17:37,164
What’s your
Hurry, caponelli?Well...
I got something really
Important to tell you.
489
00:17:37,165 --> 00:17:38,527
Oh, shit.
490
00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:40,560
You’re coming out
To me, aren’t you?
491
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:41,692
Uh, no, maxine.
492
00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:44,428
I’ve decided
That I am ready
493
00:17:44,429 --> 00:17:47,164
To fulfil your
Womany needs.
494
00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:48,230
Oh.
495
00:17:48,231 --> 00:17:48,956
Oh!
496
00:17:48,957 --> 00:17:50,362
Well, then I forgive you
497
00:17:50,363 --> 00:17:51,725
For pulling me out
Of the coffee line.
498
00:17:51,726 --> 00:17:54,923
Get ready for
Some sugar...
499
00:17:54,924 --> 00:17:57,132
Honey.
Ooh.
500
00:18:02,462 --> 00:18:03,758
Okay...
501
00:18:03,759 --> 00:18:05,296
Double or nothing.
502
00:18:05,297 --> 00:18:06,593
What?
What?
503
00:18:06,594 --> 00:18:08,725
Less talking,
More smooching!
504
00:18:08,726 --> 00:18:10,857
Okay...
505
00:18:10,858 --> 00:18:13,891
All right, just
One... One little...
506
00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:16,164
Oh...
Yeah.
507
00:18:16,165 --> 00:18:17,263
All right.
508
00:18:23,165 --> 00:18:25,560
Sir, I seem to have
Uncovered some
Sparking wires.
509
00:18:25,561 --> 00:18:27,890
Do you think they
May have something
To do with the noise?
510
00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:31,395
Hmm, yeah, live
Uninsulated
Electrical wires.
511
00:18:31,396 --> 00:18:32,857
I think you need to
Put those together
512
00:18:32,858 --> 00:18:33,824
With your bare hands.
513
00:18:35,099 --> 00:18:37,462
Oh, someone
Take your photo?
514
00:18:40,462 --> 00:18:41,824
Sarcasm!
515
00:18:41,825 --> 00:18:44,362
It was sarcasm!
516
00:18:44,363 --> 00:18:45,494
Huh.
517
00:18:45,495 --> 00:18:46,593
You got a little, uh...
518
00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:47,999
Something on
Your face.
519
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,626
Did I get it?
520
00:18:49,627 --> 00:18:50,560
Oh yeah. Yeah.
521
00:18:50,561 --> 00:18:52,593
Goddamn it,
What a week, huh?
522
00:18:52,594 --> 00:18:54,428
I mean, first robin
Screws me over,
523
00:18:54,429 --> 00:18:55,956
Then I... I got
To stop being me,
524
00:18:55,957 --> 00:18:58,725
Now I’m stuck in
The boiler room
With al jolson.
525
00:18:58,726 --> 00:18:59,725
Goddamn it!
526
00:19:04,165 --> 00:19:06,164
Huh.
Ohh!
527
00:19:06,165 --> 00:19:08,065
My hum.
528
00:19:08,066 --> 00:19:09,857
My hum is back!
529
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,099
Yes! Thank you!
530
00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:16,693
You did it, sir.
531
00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:18,890
Yes, I did.
532
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,527
Now get your filthy
Hands off me.
533
00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:21,791
This is a
$4000 suit.
534
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,999
I’ll pay for the
Dry cleaning, sir.
535
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,956
All right.
536
00:19:28,957 --> 00:19:30,098
What did you
Do that for?
537
00:19:30,099 --> 00:19:31,626
Well, it’s
Our first kiss.
538
00:19:31,627 --> 00:19:32,263
I wanted to
Remember it.
539
00:19:32,264 --> 00:19:34,956
I think I’m going
To need another
One for safety.
540
00:19:34,957 --> 00:19:36,494
No fucking way!
541
00:19:36,495 --> 00:19:38,131
I know...
542
00:19:38,132 --> 00:19:40,263
Yeah, what were
You doing with
Your tongue?
543
00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:40,956
I don’t know!
544
00:19:40,957 --> 00:19:42,593
Those lips are
Like sandpaper.
545
00:19:42,594 --> 00:19:44,956
My tongue was
Just looking
For moisture.
546
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,461
You know, I’ve been
A chain smoker
547
00:19:47,462 --> 00:19:50,758
For 30 years, and
You tasted like ass!
548
00:19:50,759 --> 00:19:51,725
And you know
What else?
549
00:19:51,726 --> 00:19:54,659
You’re a lousy,
Shitty euchre player!
550
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,692
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
551
00:19:56,693 --> 00:19:57,494
You take that back!
552
00:19:57,495 --> 00:19:59,527
I’m carrying this team
And you know it.
553
00:19:59,528 --> 00:20:03,857
I cannot believe I let
You get to second base!
554
00:20:03,858 --> 00:20:05,099
Ugh!
555
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:08,890
That was a breast?
556
00:20:15,198 --> 00:20:16,659
...Two, three...
So you’re
Telling me
557
00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:18,857
That only after
You kissed
These gnarled,
558
00:20:18,858 --> 00:20:20,098
Cigarette-
Stained lips,
559
00:20:20,099 --> 00:20:21,791
You realized
You should try
To have sex
560
00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:22,527
With young women?
561
00:20:22,528 --> 00:20:24,824
Aw, you’re growing
Up right before
Our very eyes.
562
00:20:24,825 --> 00:20:26,329
But in the future,
When someone says
563
00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:28,263
They’ll dump you
If you don’t give
Them your flower,
564
00:20:28,264 --> 00:20:31,197
Remember... You’re
Worth more than that.
565
00:20:31,198 --> 00:20:32,923
Thank you, robin.
566
00:20:32,924 --> 00:20:35,264
Hey, millie,
Get in here.
567
00:20:35,891 --> 00:20:37,956
Millie, we’re
Celebrating
Your return.
568
00:20:37,957 --> 00:20:41,329
So, uh, can you
Get us some glasses
For this champagne?
569
00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:43,362
Oh, and a bison
Steak for me, rare.
570
00:20:43,363 --> 00:20:45,956
Uh, a side of
Potato rosti
For robin.
571
00:20:45,957 --> 00:20:46,758
And sam?
Anything?
572
00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:50,494
Ooh, ah, I would like
A bowl of... Cereal.
573
00:20:50,495 --> 00:20:51,263
Cereal.
574
00:20:51,264 --> 00:20:52,461
It’s what
I feel like!
575
00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:55,363
Sir, I want to
Thank you again for...
576
00:20:55,957 --> 00:21:00,098
Ooh.
You’re, uh, probably
Going to feel that
In the morning.
577
00:21:00,099 --> 00:21:02,197
Yes, sir.
578
00:21:02,198 --> 00:21:04,197
You should
Get some ice.
579
00:21:04,198 --> 00:21:06,693
For the champagne.
580
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,461
To sarcasm! Huh?
581
00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:16,890
500 bucks if
You can pick up
The next woman
582
00:21:16,891 --> 00:21:17,890
Who comes off
That elevator.
583
00:21:17,891 --> 00:21:20,956
Ho-ho, I am
So all about
The action.
584
00:21:20,957 --> 00:21:22,857
In vegas, baby,
They give daddy
585
00:21:22,858 --> 00:21:24,527
The "Rain man" suite, baby.
586
00:21:24,528 --> 00:21:25,659
I’ll take half
That action.
587
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,626
And you have to
Actually go on
A date with them.
588
00:21:27,627 --> 00:21:30,264
And not
The staff lounge.
589
00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:33,626
Deal.
Please be a supermodel.
Please be a supermodel.
590
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,330
Please be a supermodel.
591
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:39,164
Oh, I forgot
My cellphone.
592
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,032
We got to go
Back down.
593
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,098
Out of my way.
594
00:21:42,099 --> 00:21:45,165
Hot stuff
Coming through.
595
00:21:45,957 --> 00:21:48,032
One, two, three, four!
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