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Uh, the guy
Following us,
His name’s vic.
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He’s a new
First year.We’ve already met.
No, we haven’t.
Uh, don’t you remember
The hurricane benefit?
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What are you,
Retarded?
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Winds over
200 miles an hour.
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A lot of suffering.
He’s always lying.
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Why are you
Always lying?
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All right,
Smart ass.
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It’s initiation time.
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Right, sam?
Let’s haze him.
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All right,
So what should we
Make him do?
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Fake a seizure?
Nah.
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No, somebody’ll
Stick a pencil
In his mouth.
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Yeah.
It won’t
End well.
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Uh...
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Fake words.
Mmm! I like it.
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I like it.
All right. We’re
Going to play
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A hot little game
Of makie-upi-o’s.
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So, give us
A word, new fish.
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Um, newfish.
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No. A made-up
Word,
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Not something
I just said.
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Uh, grantatious.
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Ooh. I like it.
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All right, so
Here’s the game.
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You got to go
In there and make
Those clients
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Say the word
"Grantatious".
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And then
You’re in.
Gentlemen,
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Od morning.
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Good to see
You again.
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So, we’ve reviewed
Your file
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And actually our
New associate, vic,
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Has something he’d
Like to say about it.
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Vic, tell them
What you think.
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I think that
The deal
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Is extremely
Grantatious.
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How do you feel
About it? Be honest.
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I... Uh...
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Don’t you feel
That it’s...
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Grantatious?
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What in god’s name
Are you saying?
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I’m talking
About the deal!
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And for my money,
It’s very grantatious.
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What the fuck are
You talking about?
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Do me a favour
And just say the
Word "Grantatious".
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Grantatious.
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I’m in.
Very nice.
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Lunch?
Yeah.
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We’ll send you
An invoice.
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Thank you.
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One, two, three, four!
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ he’s got the world
In his hand ♪
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ the work is never done
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-ho
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Huh!
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♪ I am the working man
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♪ through the night
Till the morning sun ♪
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♪ I am the working man
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♪ the work is never done
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
♪ way-oh-way
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♪ pray for
The working man ♪
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♪ always there
With a helping hand ♪
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♪ pray for
The working man ♪
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♪ the work is never done
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ another day
Has just begun ♪
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ it’s never friggin’ done
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Why am I laughing?
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Hey, clarky!
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Are you ready
For this?
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I’m at work at
7:00 a.M. On a saturday.
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I should be kicking
Your sister out of
My bed right about now.
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Come on. You’re
Going to have
A good time.
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You had a good
Time last year.
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No, I didn’t
Have a good time.I had alcohol.
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And this year,
I’ve made similar
Arrangements.Woman:
Here you are, sir.
A variety pack for your
Weekend escapade, sir.
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Heavy on the vodka.
Wait a second,
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You made millie
Come to work
On a saturday
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Just to bring
You booze?
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Her sister’s
A stewardess.Got me these special.
Yes, sir.
And there is going
To be one unhappy
Red-eye to calgary.
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Good work,
Millie.Now just, uh,
Put my bag on
The bus, then
You can go home.
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Thank you, sir.
You’re welcome.
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Have a good
Retreat, sir.
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Yes. And have
A good, uh...
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00:03:04,891 --> 00:03:05,890
Whatever-the-hell
You do.
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Well, my
Dressage lessons...
Oh, wow,
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What a shock.
More horse stuff.
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Here, let’s get you
To the elevator.
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Bye, millie.
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Never really been on
One of these before.
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Really?
Actually, I’ve
Been on three.
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Well, either way,
You stick with me.
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I’m the life
Of these things.
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You know what
They call me?
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Waffle face.
Waffle face?
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They call me
The glue.
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What the hell’s
Waffle face?
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Sorry. I was
Thinking of
Somebody else.
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Listen up, folks.
Listen up.
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In three hours,
We’ll be in collingwood.
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You’ll have enough
Time to check in
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And then get changed
For the luau.
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Fucking retreats.
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"Hey! We spend every
Waking hour together,
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Why not an entire
Weekend, huh?
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We can do
Trust exercises."
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"Yeah! I’ll put
The blindfold on
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And you can
Catch me!"
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Was that you doing
Two characters
Or was your first
Character doing a
Character of his own?
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Ooh. Lady’s got
A pretty big bag.
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Not as big
As mine.
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Just kidding.
Just kidding.
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It’s small.
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Where do you
Think we’re going,
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The gaza strip?
Gaza strip.
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Been there, done that.
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$10 lap dances.
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Mmm mmm...
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Ugh.
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This might be the first
Time I actually enjoy
One of these things.
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Hunting season started
Four days ago.
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I’m going to bag
Me a white tail.
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Ooh! Boy,
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You can take
The girl out
Of the bush,
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But you can’t
Take the, um...
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Uh, I don’t know.
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Something
About pubes.
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Okay, listen guys,
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The only way
We’re going to
Survive this weekend
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Is if we
Stick together.
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What, should we
Hold hands and pray?
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No, she’s right.
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We should sit on
The bus together.
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Yes.
Hey, I never argue
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With anyone carrying
Loaded weapons.
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Good. Because
Last year I was
Stuck next to murray
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And every time
He shifted, he smelled
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Like old spice
And kitty litter.
Mmm.
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All right, everybody,
Retreat rules.
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Hand over
Your cell phones.
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Give your tumours
A rest until tomorrow.
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And the other one.
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Don’t fuck with me.
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Thank you.
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Company...
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Now hear this!
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All aboard
The fun bus.
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And if I don’t
See you smiling...
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You’ll be on
Latrine duty.
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Oh, latrine duty.
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Dude, that’s
So money!
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Don’t leave me
Hanging, bro.
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Yeah!
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We got to
Stick together
This weekend.
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God...
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Look out!
Okay, clark,
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Pull my finger.
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New guy,
Pull this shit.I don’t think
The new guy
Should be pulling
Someone’s finger.
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Why not?
I want to earn
That right.
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I don’t want it
Handed to me.
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Life’s not
Like that.
Your loss.Mr. Fagen, you
Want to pull this?
General patton once asked
Me to pull his finger.
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That was an honour.
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This, not so much.
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Look, why don’t
You just fart?
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No. No, but
The finger.
It’s funny.
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Maybe when
You’re seven.
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No, no, no.
It’s always funny.
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Guaranteed laughs,
All ages, all the time.Okay, you know
What, murray?
I’ll pull your
Fucking finger.
Okay.
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Just like you
Said, murray,
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Guaranteed laughs.
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Oh boy.
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Aren’t you
Coming, big guy?
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That one kind of
Got away from me
A little bit there.
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Oh, wow.
I’m sorry to
Hear that.
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I’m just going
To go back upstairs.
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Yeah?
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Hey, nice bag.
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Oh, this sucks.
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Why are we using
A school bus?
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’cause fagen thought
The ad said "Cool bus".
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Ugh!
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You know how to
Drive one of these?
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I drove c.C.R. Around
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On their
"Proud mary" tour.
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I gave john fogerty
The clap.
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Just saying.
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Yeah!
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Hey, hey, hey,
Hey hey, hey!
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I thought
We were all
Sticking together.
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Well, there’s
Nowhere else to sit.
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Sam, be a gentleman
And give her your seat.I don’t want to
Give her my seat.
Yeah, come on.
I want to sit at the
Back with the boys.
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Fuck the both
Of you.
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Oh...
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We love you too.
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See you
At the luau.
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00:07:10,165 --> 00:07:12,593
Hey.
Hmm?
"Mele
Kalikimaka".
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Uh, you guys
Always like this?Nah, nah.
Everybody acts like
They’re in high school
On these things.
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Clark was a... Lush
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And robin was raised
In bear country.
Yeah.
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Uh, what were
You like in
High school?
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Me? Well, I don’t want
To brag but I was...
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Out, boy!
That’s my spot.
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But, sir,
I was here first.
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No girls in the
Back of the bus.
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Is this seat taken?
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Too late,
Fair-weather fuckwad.
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You’re not
Sitting here.
Okay.
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Hey, sammy. Sammy.
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You get to navigate.Oh, no.
No, no, no, sir.
You don’t want me
To navigate.
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Aw, suck it up,
Dough boy.
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First, I don’t get to sit
At the back of the bus,
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Now I’ve got to navigate.
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Good.
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Guess what time
I go to bed.
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Hmm. 11:30.
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Wrong.
Ooh.
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Hmm...
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So, where to,
Magellan?
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Okay, you go
Up this, uh...
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Thick black line
For about an inch
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Until you get to
These little red
Squiggly bits.
Oh, god.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Oh, I would so
Like to hit you
Right now.
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Yeah, baby.
231
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It’s hammer time.
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Jesus christ.
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Uh, uh, uh!
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Just kidding.
Just kidding.
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Hey, is this
Seat taken?
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Oh, I need to change
My shirt already.
237
00:08:45,363 --> 00:08:47,791
So how many cats
Do you have?
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Six.
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How’d you know?
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Lucky guess.
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You know what
Covers up the smell
Of cat pee?
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Old spice.
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No, it doesn’t.
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♪ I’m goin’ up
To the country ♪
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♪ baby, don’t
You wanna go? ♪
246
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♪ I’m goin’ up
To the country ♪
247
00:09:05,033 --> 00:09:08,231
♪ baby, don’t
You wanna go? ♪
248
00:09:10,627 --> 00:09:13,528
♪ I’m goin’
Someplace where... ♪sam:
So what?
I got us lost. Big deal.
People get lost.
249
00:09:15,099 --> 00:09:17,924
It’s not the end
Of the world.Okay. Well,
Maybe if you
Sat with me
Like you promised,
None of this would
Have happened.
250
00:09:19,495 --> 00:09:22,329
Okay. There were no
Seats back there.You saw.
Okay, quit whining.
I just had murray
Drooling on me
For two hours.
251
00:09:22,330 --> 00:09:24,792
And then I chipped
A nail punching him
In the throat.
252
00:09:25,495 --> 00:09:27,923
I need a volunteer.
Oh, I’ll do it.
I got to take a dump
253
00:09:27,924 --> 00:09:29,824
And I need someone
To hold my pants.
254
00:09:29,825 --> 00:09:30,461
Oh...
255
00:09:30,462 --> 00:09:31,659
No matter how
Hard I try,
256
00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:34,626
I can never predict
What that man’s
Going to say next.
257
00:09:34,627 --> 00:09:35,857
Sand?
Yeah.
258
00:09:35,858 --> 00:09:36,857
Come with me.
259
00:09:36,858 --> 00:09:38,594
I need a pro.
260
00:09:40,198 --> 00:09:42,231
He just called me sand.
261
00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:43,791
See you later,
Ass wipe.
262
00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,593
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
263
00:09:45,594 --> 00:09:46,824
Just joking.
264
00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,263
Hey, I’d like to
Introduce myself.
265
00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,594
My name is william.
266
00:10:01,858 --> 00:10:03,890
I... I thought
It was vic.Yeah, it is.
So, why did you call
Yourself william?
267
00:10:03,891 --> 00:10:06,890
I guess that’s
A real weird thing
To do, now, isn’t it?
268
00:10:06,891 --> 00:10:08,198
Yeah.
269
00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,659
Man, you need
To get laid.
270
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,032
Or shoot something.
271
00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:21,890
Hey, guys.
272
00:10:21,891 --> 00:10:23,692
Hey.
Where’s fagen?
273
00:10:23,693 --> 00:10:24,824
Right, fagen.
274
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:25,494
Fagen.
Yeah.
275
00:10:25,495 --> 00:10:27,527
You know, the guy whose
Pants you were holding
276
00:10:27,528 --> 00:10:29,363
While he took a
Crap in the woods?
277
00:10:31,429 --> 00:10:34,164
Yeah, I, uh,
I lost him.
You lost the
Namesake of the
Firm in the woods?
278
00:10:35,198 --> 00:10:36,494
In his gitch?
279
00:10:36,495 --> 00:10:37,131
No. No.
280
00:10:37,132 --> 00:10:38,692
Uh, he gave me
Those too.
281
00:10:38,693 --> 00:10:40,032
I thought it
Was "Gotch".
282
00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:40,857
No.
283
00:10:45,330 --> 00:10:47,527
Listen up,
Everyone. Listen up.
284
00:10:47,528 --> 00:10:49,593
Now we have to
Form a search party
285
00:10:49,594 --> 00:10:50,956
To find
The old geezer.
286
00:10:50,957 --> 00:10:53,494
He’s only been gone
About, uh, 20 minutes,
287
00:10:53,495 --> 00:10:55,494
So, I’m sure he couldn’t
Have gotten very far.
288
00:10:55,495 --> 00:10:58,428
I’ll do it, sir.
I’ve taken masters
Level orienteering.
289
00:10:58,429 --> 00:11:00,362
So I’m...
Save it, pocahontas.
290
00:11:00,363 --> 00:11:01,461
Just find the old fart
291
00:11:01,462 --> 00:11:03,593
And then bring him
Back into the bus.
292
00:11:03,594 --> 00:11:05,065
Okay. I’m going to
Need a flashlight,
293
00:11:05,066 --> 00:11:07,296
A couple of rescue flares
And some rope.
294
00:11:07,297 --> 00:11:09,032
We’re also going to
Need some soda water,
295
00:11:09,033 --> 00:11:11,626
A couple of limes and
Some cranberry juice.
296
00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:13,527
All right,
Robin.
297
00:11:13,528 --> 00:11:14,759
I’m going with you.
No.
298
00:11:15,462 --> 00:11:18,791
You stay hereand try not
To get lost.
Wait a second.
What about the whole,
Like, we have to
Stick together thing?
299
00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:20,758
Oh, sorry, sam.
300
00:11:20,759 --> 00:11:22,659
Survival of
The tallest.
301
00:11:23,198 --> 00:11:24,593
Okay, people,
It’s hunting season.
302
00:11:24,594 --> 00:11:26,164
Everyone put on
Some bright clothing,
303
00:11:26,165 --> 00:11:29,593
Unless you want to
End up strapped to
The hood of a pickup.
304
00:11:29,594 --> 00:11:30,692
Let’s roll!
305
00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:33,626
Sorry, kid.
306
00:11:39,957 --> 00:11:41,197
He’s going this way.
307
00:11:41,198 --> 00:11:43,758
And he’s probably
Moving faster
Without his pants.
308
00:11:43,759 --> 00:11:45,593
I know I do.
309
00:11:45,594 --> 00:11:47,461
Pants were invented
By the aztecs.
310
00:11:47,462 --> 00:11:49,461
They wore...
Yeah, like we
Didn’t know that.
311
00:11:49,462 --> 00:11:51,296
Hey, how long we
Been out here?
312
00:11:51,297 --> 00:11:52,857
Two hours? Seven?
313
00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:54,164
Oh, suck it up,
People.
314
00:11:54,165 --> 00:11:57,065
We’ve only been
Searching for
10 minutes.
315
00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:57,593
15.
316
00:11:57,594 --> 00:12:01,197
Oh, yes, thank you,
Drunky mcplastered.
317
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,923
Though I am impressed
You can still tell time.
318
00:12:02,924 --> 00:12:04,890
Yeah, and I’m not
Even wearing a watch.
319
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,999
I just set one of these
Little babies down...
320
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,857
And I use it
As a sundial.
321
00:12:09,858 --> 00:12:11,593
Right now
It is, uh...
322
00:12:11,594 --> 00:12:15,098
It’s approximately,
Uh... 3:23.
323
00:12:15,924 --> 00:12:17,395
Yeah, I’m laughing. I
Don’t know why, but...
324
00:12:17,396 --> 00:12:19,263
All right. I
Think it’s time
We turned east.
325
00:12:19,264 --> 00:12:21,131
Fagen’s got a cataract
In his left eye,
326
00:12:21,132 --> 00:12:25,659
So his tendency would be
To veer to the right.
327
00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:26,824
East?
328
00:12:26,825 --> 00:12:28,593
That’s bullshit.
I’m heading west.
329
00:12:28,594 --> 00:12:30,428
And I bet you find
Him before I do...
330
00:12:30,429 --> 00:12:32,099
The other way around.
Like hell you will.
331
00:12:34,198 --> 00:12:36,956
You don’t even know
Which way west is.Sure I do.
It’s the opposite
Of the way you’re
Going to go, stupid.
332
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,659
Okay, fine.
333
00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:41,296
Whoever wants to go
With dudley moore
Here, be my guest.
334
00:12:41,297 --> 00:12:45,230
For those of you
Who want to survive,
Come with me.
335
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,791
I got your
Back, robin.
336
00:12:48,132 --> 00:12:49,231
Great.
337
00:12:50,066 --> 00:12:52,527
Guys, I will make
Your lives a living hell
338
00:12:52,528 --> 00:12:53,329
On the durasonic merger
339
00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:56,296
If you aren’t standing
Next to me in five seconds.
340
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:57,626
One...
341
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:02,230
Go, team.
342
00:13:02,231 --> 00:13:03,329
Follow me.
343
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:04,999
Have fun.
344
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,494
Send a postcard!
345
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,263
Well, which way
Do you want
To go, sport?
346
00:13:08,264 --> 00:13:11,032
Oh, we’re not
Going anywhere.
347
00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:12,329
Fuck the search party.
348
00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:14,065
Let’s have
A bush party!
349
00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:14,890
Yes!
350
00:13:33,759 --> 00:13:36,627
Hey, you know there’s,
Like, 2000 kinds of
Mushrooms in ontario?
351
00:13:37,924 --> 00:13:42,032
And most of them
Are poisonous.Yeah. Well,
This one’s not.
I know these things.
My neighbour’s
A scout master.
352
00:13:42,033 --> 00:13:43,296
You want me
To eat it?
353
00:13:43,297 --> 00:13:44,725
Why would you
Want to do that?
354
00:13:44,726 --> 00:13:46,131
Try and
Impress you.
355
00:13:46,132 --> 00:13:48,296
Oh, you’ve
Impressed me
Enough already.
356
00:13:48,297 --> 00:13:49,824
Yeah? Well,
Watch this.
357
00:13:49,825 --> 00:13:52,858
Hey, I’m going to
Impress all of you!
358
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,626
What’s it
Taste like?
359
00:13:58,627 --> 00:14:00,329
It tastes
Like shit.
360
00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:01,923
They always
Taste like shit.
361
00:14:07,165 --> 00:14:10,131
And when the policeman
Returned to the phone
362
00:14:10,132 --> 00:14:11,626
He had
Chilling news.
363
00:14:11,627 --> 00:14:14,593
He told the woman
The calls were coming
364
00:14:14,594 --> 00:14:16,999
From inside the house!
365
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,560
What the fuck are
You talking about?
366
00:14:19,561 --> 00:14:22,264
The calls were
Coming from inside!
367
00:14:24,726 --> 00:14:27,890
So there were
Two phone lines in
Her house? Is it...I don’t know.
All I know
Is that he was in
There and he was
Going to kill her!
368
00:14:27,891 --> 00:14:29,032
Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa!
369
00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:30,197
If he was going
To kill her
370
00:14:30,198 --> 00:14:31,857
Why didn’t he
Just do it in
The first place?
371
00:14:31,858 --> 00:14:33,956
You know, just...
Just get in there
372
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,164
And bwa-bwa-bwa!
373
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:38,461
You know?
Why stall with a
Stupid phone call?
374
00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:41,032
Well, maybe he wanted
To terrorize her.
375
00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:43,725
She’s not even
Going to remember
Being terrorized.
376
00:14:43,726 --> 00:14:45,395
Her life’s about
To be over!
377
00:14:45,396 --> 00:14:46,395
Oh, will you
Leave me alone?
378
00:14:46,396 --> 00:14:47,791
I never even saw
The fucking movie.
379
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:49,065
My sister told me
The story.
380
00:14:49,066 --> 00:14:50,626
Aw, that’s
A shitty story!
381
00:14:50,627 --> 00:14:52,461
It’s the worst ghost story
I’ve ever heard!
382
00:14:52,462 --> 00:14:54,032
What the hell! Is
There booze in there?
383
00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:55,098
Yeah.
You ass!
384
00:14:55,099 --> 00:14:57,999
Oh, vic. Ah...
385
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,395
Ah, let me
Tell you, pal,
386
00:14:59,396 --> 00:15:00,999
These are
The good times.
387
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,131
Huh? Huh?
388
00:15:02,132 --> 00:15:03,725
Who needs a luau?
389
00:15:03,726 --> 00:15:05,329
Who needs
A lu-oww...?
390
00:15:08,957 --> 00:15:10,065
Come on. Come on.
391
00:15:12,231 --> 00:15:13,197
Everybody!
392
00:15:31,924 --> 00:15:34,164
Sir, where the hell
Have you been?
393
00:15:34,165 --> 00:15:35,923
I was
Standing up there
394
00:15:35,924 --> 00:15:38,098
Watching you
For half an hour
395
00:15:38,099 --> 00:15:40,065
And you didn’t
Even see me.
396
00:15:40,066 --> 00:15:41,395
Ah... That’s creepy.
397
00:15:41,396 --> 00:15:43,560
Everybody’s out there
Looking for you.
398
00:15:45,561 --> 00:15:48,296
Oh, those
Poor bastards.
399
00:15:48,297 --> 00:15:49,725
I heard wolves.
400
00:15:49,726 --> 00:15:50,923
Sir, why did
You run away?
401
00:15:50,924 --> 00:15:51,890
I was having a crap
402
00:15:51,891 --> 00:15:54,032
And suddenly I hear you
Telling me to run.
403
00:15:54,033 --> 00:15:55,791
I asked if
You were done.
404
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,693
Well, I wasn’t.
Okay.
405
00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,857
You want to put
Your pants on, sir?
406
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:00,230
Nah.
407
00:16:00,231 --> 00:16:01,923
Once you’ve
Run through
Mother nature
408
00:16:01,924 --> 00:16:03,131
With your tackle
Swinging free,
409
00:16:03,132 --> 00:16:04,824
There’s no
Going back.
410
00:16:04,825 --> 00:16:06,725
Can we compromise on
The underwear then?
411
00:16:06,726 --> 00:16:08,660
No deal.
Okay.
412
00:16:14,759 --> 00:16:15,461
Hey, hey, hey,
413
00:16:15,462 --> 00:16:17,956
Hey, hey,
Did you ever
Schmakaldielasha?
414
00:16:17,957 --> 00:16:20,626
Uh, once in
College... What?
415
00:16:20,627 --> 00:16:22,956
What?
Shh, shh,
Shh, shh!
416
00:16:22,957 --> 00:16:25,593
Oh, don’t
Tell anyone,
417
00:16:25,594 --> 00:16:28,297
But the stars
Are crying.
418
00:16:33,099 --> 00:16:35,032
Ah! Get it away!
419
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:37,396
Ah! Ah!
420
00:16:37,759 --> 00:16:39,923
He’s fine.
Keep moving, people.
421
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,197
Wolves must have
Gotten one of
Them, stan.
422
00:16:46,198 --> 00:16:47,230
I better get
Robin’s gun.
423
00:16:47,231 --> 00:16:49,296
Okay, you know what?
I don’t think
That’s a good idea.
424
00:16:49,297 --> 00:16:53,659
Ah! It’s just
Like 1952 in
The old days.
425
00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:55,164
Were you wearing
Pants in 1952?
426
00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:57,296
If you’d ever
Held a gun,
427
00:16:57,297 --> 00:16:59,791
You wouldn’t be
Wanting me to
Put my pants on.
428
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:00,791
Okay. I’ve never
Held a gun,
429
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:03,329
But I’m going to
Disagree with you
On the pants thing.
430
00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:04,065
Come on.
Nah.
431
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,230
Do it.
Nah. Nah.
I can’t.
432
00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:07,264
Come on,
Sure you do!
433
00:17:08,396 --> 00:17:12,066
Okay, look.
There.I held it. Okay?
Take it back.
No. Not till
You like it.
434
00:17:14,429 --> 00:17:16,032
Look, I’m
Liking it.
435
00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:17,923
Oh, my god,
This is awesome!
436
00:17:17,924 --> 00:17:18,999
Ah!
437
00:17:24,066 --> 00:17:26,857
You know what I wish?What?
That your shirt
Was six inches longer.
438
00:17:26,858 --> 00:17:28,494
And it’s even
Cold outside.
439
00:17:34,297 --> 00:17:37,065
You knew that I
Was on that bus.
440
00:17:37,066 --> 00:17:39,758
I fell out of my seat
And hit my head.
441
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,659
I could be
Concussed.
Sir!
442
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:42,857
It was
An acthident.
443
00:17:42,858 --> 00:17:43,999
What?
Accident.
Accident.
444
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,065
Don’t worry. I’ll
Have this baby changed
Out in no time.
445
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,065
We can still
Make the luau.
446
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,099
Damn right, we’re
Making the luau.
447
00:17:50,726 --> 00:17:53,923
Yeah!
Yeah!Lu-oww!
People, come on.
Move out of my
Way! I’m going to
Change that tire.
448
00:17:53,924 --> 00:17:55,065
Out of my
Way, missy.
No...
449
00:17:55,066 --> 00:17:58,495
Sam. Really...
Get out! Out!
450
00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:01,197
Come on, people.
So I got us lost.
451
00:18:01,198 --> 00:18:02,131
Big deal.
452
00:18:02,132 --> 00:18:04,428
So I lost fagen.
I mean, there he is,
453
00:18:04,429 --> 00:18:05,560
He’s in one piece.
I’m in one piece.
454
00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:08,857
So I couldn’t get fagen
To put his pants back on.
455
00:18:08,858 --> 00:18:11,098
Maybe he likes clark
Better than me.
456
00:18:11,099 --> 00:18:12,659
And so I shot the bus.
457
00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:14,165
Well, that’s
Pretty bad, but...
458
00:18:16,297 --> 00:18:19,791
People, who
Makes you laugh?Huh?
Huh? Who... Who
Can turn the world
On with a smile?
459
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:22,230
That’s
Mary tyler moore.
Vic, shut up!
460
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,923
I’m the glue, people.
461
00:18:23,924 --> 00:18:26,396
Come on.
I’m the glue!
462
00:18:27,462 --> 00:18:30,164
He’s jacking that
Bus up pretty high.
463
00:18:30,165 --> 00:18:30,999
Oh, yeah.
464
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,890
This isn’t going
To end well.
465
00:18:32,891 --> 00:18:34,329
Most things
Don’t end well.
466
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,890
I know.
Isn’t it great?
467
00:18:38,066 --> 00:18:39,363
Sam!
468
00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:48,065
Wow.
469
00:18:48,066 --> 00:18:49,428
What a retreat.
470
00:18:57,231 --> 00:18:59,593
Now that’s
A muffler.
471
00:19:01,462 --> 00:19:04,098
So this is what
Homeless people
Feel like.
472
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,197
You’re all
A bit nuts,
Aren’t you?
473
00:19:06,198 --> 00:19:08,297
Who the fuck
Are you?
474
00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:11,858
I’m going to fit
In really well.
475
00:19:12,231 --> 00:19:13,560
Start walking,
Caponelli.
476
00:19:13,561 --> 00:19:15,329
I don’t care how far
You have to walk,
477
00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:16,791
You keep walking
Until you die
478
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:19,395
Or you can bring
Somebody back here
Who can help us.
479
00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:20,296
Oh... Oh... Okay.
480
00:19:20,297 --> 00:19:22,164
Um, look, but no,
Just look...
481
00:19:22,165 --> 00:19:24,792
Shush! You have
No friends here.
482
00:19:25,528 --> 00:19:26,792
Okay.
483
00:19:28,231 --> 00:19:30,296
Sam! Sam.
484
00:19:30,297 --> 00:19:31,098
Okay, I...
485
00:19:31,099 --> 00:19:34,032
I figured out
What you were
In high school.
486
00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:35,792
You were a loser.
487
00:19:36,462 --> 00:19:38,527
It’s okay.
So was I.
488
00:19:38,528 --> 00:19:39,560
You were?
489
00:19:39,561 --> 00:19:43,263
No. I was
Assistant captain of
The badminton team.
490
00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:45,264
Oh.
491
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,330
One of us should
Go with him.
492
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,692
Damn!
493
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,560
Have fun.
494
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,197
Yeah...
495
00:20:01,198 --> 00:20:03,956
I’m going to go
Get some more booze.
496
00:20:03,957 --> 00:20:05,759
Oh, good. Good.
497
00:20:06,528 --> 00:20:07,263
Ahem.
498
00:20:07,264 --> 00:20:08,725
Wait up,
Miss ellie.
499
00:20:08,726 --> 00:20:10,791
Ha-ha.
Nice night
For a stroll.
500
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,461
Yeah, the air
Has a touch
Of rum in it.
501
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,131
Ooh.
Oh, nice.
502
00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:15,725
Yeah.
503
00:20:15,726 --> 00:20:17,230
I hate this
Fucking retreat.
504
00:20:17,231 --> 00:20:18,032
Why?
505
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,197
Well, because.
506
00:20:19,198 --> 00:20:20,527
I did a lot
Of bonding.
507
00:20:20,528 --> 00:20:21,692
Did you
Do bonding?
508
00:20:21,693 --> 00:20:23,692
Oh, everyone did
A tonne of bonding.
Yeah.
509
00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:24,659
I mean,
Look at them.
510
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:25,999
We have you
To thank, sammy.
511
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,131
I mean,
Nothing brings
People together
512
00:20:27,132 --> 00:20:29,758
Quite like
Ganging up on a
Complete idiot.
513
00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:32,725
Thanks, but all anybody’s
Going to be talking about
514
00:20:32,726 --> 00:20:34,890
For the next three months
Is what a loser I am.
515
00:20:36,396 --> 00:20:39,956
The crickets
Are lying to me!
516
00:20:46,165 --> 00:20:46,395
Ooh.
517
00:20:46,396 --> 00:20:48,725
Well, I think
You’re in the
Clear now, buddy.
518
00:20:48,726 --> 00:20:50,065
Yeah.
519
00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:50,923
Hmm.
520
00:21:02,132 --> 00:21:04,197
Hey, how you doing?
521
00:21:04,198 --> 00:21:05,197
Sorry about
The odour, man.
522
00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:07,659
I was going for a
Laugh and I sharted.
523
00:21:09,429 --> 00:21:10,329
I guess...
I guess you guys
524
00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:11,659
Don’t have a word
For that, huh?
525
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:16,065
Yeah, I know that
Eskimos have, like,
100 words for snow.
526
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,461
But us white guys, no,
527
00:21:17,462 --> 00:21:19,891
We got tonnes of words
For body functions.
528
00:21:20,462 --> 00:21:22,527
Sharting is,
Uh, essentially
529
00:21:22,528 --> 00:21:23,758
When you go for a fart
530
00:21:23,759 --> 00:21:25,230
And you shit
Your pants.
531
00:21:25,231 --> 00:21:27,857
A combination of
The words, uh, "Shit"
532
00:21:27,858 --> 00:21:29,395
And "Fart".
"Shart".
533
00:21:30,726 --> 00:21:32,164
Yeah. I don’t even know
Who coined the phrase,
534
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,923
But he probably
Sharted himself.
535
00:21:33,924 --> 00:21:38,263
The history of
The whole thing is...
Is fascinating.
536
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:40,197
Kind of smells
Like burnt pork.
537
00:21:47,693 --> 00:21:49,758
♪ I’m goin’ up
To the country ♪
538
00:21:49,759 --> 00:21:53,495
♪ baby, don’t
You wanna go? ♪
539
00:21:54,033 --> 00:21:56,098
♪ I’m goin’ up
To the country ♪
540
00:21:56,099 --> 00:21:59,033
♪ baby, don’t
You wanna go? ♪
541
00:22:17,099 --> 00:22:20,924
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