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Oh, robin,
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You’re all over that
Indonesia thing, right?
Yes, sir.
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I’ve got, uh, calls coming
In at 3:00 in the morning,
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But better them
Than the drunken
Heavy breathing
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Of my ex-boyfriend.
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There goes
The cruller.
Hmm.
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Seriously though,
Everything’s fine...
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With the deal.
There goes the
Boston cream.
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Do not touch
That cheese bagel.
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Don’t touch that
Cheese bagel!
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Fuck!
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You know,
You shouldn’t
Skip breakfast.
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Most important
Meal of the day.
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This is supposed
To be my breakfast.
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And now captain
Picard over there
Is going to eat
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My chocolate
Almond croissant.
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I think the captain’s
More of a raisin man.
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You think?
Yeah.
Yeah,
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You want that
Raisin bagel,
Don’t you?
Mmm. Oh yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah.
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Nice!
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Yes, but it’s
All for naught.
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Murray’s next.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What’s he doing?
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"Sconehenge".
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Murray!
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Don’t you want
To tell everybody
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About that new tax
Loophole you found?
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You mean the one
Where you get six
Or more cats,
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You can claim
Deductions as
An animal shelter?
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Uh, yeah, that one.
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Well, you see
Society’s come
A long way
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In their
Recognition
Of animals
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As dependents
Or employees.
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Uh... 20 years ago...
Oh... Oh.
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Mmm mmm mmm!Delicious.
One, two, three, four!
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ he’s got the world
In his hand ♪
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ the work is never done
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-ho
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Huh!
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♪ I am the working man
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♪ through the night
Till the morning sun ♪
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♪ I am the working man
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♪ the work is never done
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♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
♪ way-oh-way
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♪ pray for
The working man ♪
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♪ always there
With a helping hand ♪
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♪ pray for
The working man ♪
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♪ the work is never done
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ another day
Has just begun ♪
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♪ all hail
The working man ♪
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♪ it’s never friggin’ done
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Okay, listen up.
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There’s a tv show
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Called "The right
Side of business"
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That’s approached us
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About a new on-screen
Legal expert.
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Uh, I... I really
Can’t, sir.
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I’m just swamped.
Work thing.
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Well, of course
It’s a work thing,
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We’re at work.
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But I... I really
Can’t, sir. Sorry.
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That’s too bad.
It’s too bad.
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Anybody interested,
Drop by my office.
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And no uglies.
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You know who you are.
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Well, I think
We all know who
Should be the guy.
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You practically
Have a unibrow.
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Yeah. You look like
A romanian gymnast.
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Boy, he’s
Thin-skinned.
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He’s running after
Kaplan, you idiot.
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Well, with
His little legs,
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He deserves
A head start.
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Yep.
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Well, if it isn’t
Heckle and jeckle.
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What do you want?
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Tv...
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Tv show.
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So, you both want it.Okay, let’s
Do this quick.
Uh, pick a number
Between one
And ten. Clark?
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Uh, three.
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Oh! I had seven.
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What was your number?
I had seven.
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Well, it looks
Like we’ve found
Our legal pundit.
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No, no, no. Th-that’s
That’s hardly fair, sir.
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What?
Look, you’ve got
To write it down.
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No, no...
Oh, fine.
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Freaking cry-baby.
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All right, what have
You got now, wussy?
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Eight.
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Mmm. Caponelli?
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Seven.
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Oh! Seven it is.
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Seven it is.
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Pundit.
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God damn it. I
Should be the one
Doing that show.
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I’m more
Telegenic than sam,
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I have a larger
Vocabulary
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And I don’t
Have the hands
Of a werewolf.
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Hey, why didn’t you
Want in on this, huh?
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You’re the queen of
Shameless self-promotion.
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Not everybody’s
Desperate
To be on tv.
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Anyway,
I’m swamped.
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Yeah. Not buying it.
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You’re hiding something.
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No, I’m really not.
Yes, you
Really are.You’re playing
With your hair.
You always do that
When you’re lying.
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Maybe I’m
Flirting with you.
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Okay, now I
Know you’re lying.
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See you later.
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Hey, rod.
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Look, I need you to
Get me robin howland’s
Employment records.
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For the millionth time,
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It’s roderick.
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Look, I could have
Made it rubberdick,
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Dickrod, rotordick.
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Just be happy
With rod, okay?
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Given you’re a
Lawyer, I shouldn’t
Need to remind you
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There are privacy laws
In this country.
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All right, what
Do you want?
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These dusty catacombs
Play absolute mayhem
With my sinuses.Get me transferred
Out of here.
Look, I’m a lawyer,
Not a miracle worker.
Give me something else.
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You’re right. I do
Have another tithe
Of great importance.
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Use your influence
To make that ingrate,
Murray, apologize.
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Apologize for what?
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Two nights ago, we
Were in the elderwoods
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And he was camping,
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And he totally
Fucked me.
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Murray raped
You in a tent?
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No!
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We are ravenclaw.
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An online clan
Of some repute.
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Last time
We were playing,
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Murray hid in
The lower dungeon
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And he kept slaying
Me with his trident.
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Now, in
The community...
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The gay community?
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The gaming community...
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That’s called "Camping".
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It’s not the way of
An honourable man.
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Bring me
Murray’s mea culpa
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And the key to
Robin’s vault is yours.
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Leave it to me,
Rod... Erick.
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Murray’ll come crawling
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And then you can, uh...
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Fuck him in a tent
Or whatever. Huh?
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Erudite...
Commodification...
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Patriarchy...What are you doing?
Oh, I want to sound
Smart on the tv show
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So I’m shoving
Big words into my
Short-term memory.
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You know, you should
Stop worrying about
Your vocabulary
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And start worrying
About that unibrow.
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Looks like your
Bandana slipped down.
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I know. Okay?
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But every time I
Try and shave it,
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I go too far and
End up with, like...
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Two little hitler
Moustaches
Over my eyes.
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Yeah. See
You later.
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Philanthropy...
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Murray.
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Hey!
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Huh?
Hey...
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Uh, look, I heard
What you did to
Roderick, you know.
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You should
Be ashamed.
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No. No, it’s
His fault.
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He’s always making
Fun of my player
Name, trinity.
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What? Like
The chick from
"The matrix"?
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So what?
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No, nothing. It’s a
Great name. Solid.
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Look, uh, how
Much for you to
Apologize to him?
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I cannot and will
Not be bought.
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Look, murray,
This is serious.
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Ravenclaw is
Falling apart
Without you.
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They miss you.
No, they need you.
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Roderick himself
Said no one works a
Trident like trinity.
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Lord minty
Said that?Yeah, sure.
Why not?
Look, your
Clan’s future is
In your hands.
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Ravenclaw forever!
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Caw! Caw!
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Actually our clan call
Is "Ca-caw! Ca-caw!"
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Really?
But close.
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Yeah? Well,
Why don’t you
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Ca-call your fellow
Ca-clansmen, hmm?
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Why are you doing
This anyway?
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Are you thinking about
Joining ravenclaw?
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No. I’m already
In a clan, murray.
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It’s called
Rich people.
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All right, let’s see what
She’s hiding, rotordick.
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All right, here we go.
Robin howland. Uh...
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Oh, managed
A dairy queen
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In red deer
For six years.
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I’m lactose
Intolerant.
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No talking. Thank you.
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Special skills, uh...
Skeet shooting,
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Barrel racing and
Plays the tuba.
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Huh.
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Wait a minute.
Here we go.
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Birth name,
Robin straker.
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Straker? Her last
Name’s howland.
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Robin straker? Oh yes.
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All this time and
I never realized.
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I guess I didn’t
Recognize her
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Without all the blood
And oozing sores.
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Okay. Now you can talk.
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We go now, live,
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To our new legal
Correspondent
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From the respected firm
Of fagen and harrison,
Sam caponelli.
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Salutations, jim.
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It’s astounding
To be here.
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Sam! Let’s lock it down!
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Sam caponelli.
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Straight from
The t-dot,
City of guns.
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Let’s play
The blame game!Immigrants or pot?
Introspectively,
I must say that...
Moving on!
Gay marriage
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Or people
Marrying dogs?
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What’s worse?
Well, one
Would infer
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That gay
Marriage is...
Exactly.
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But try telling that
To those liberal
Goose-steppers.
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Sam! Let’s
Lock it down!
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Indian restaurants
Harbouring terrorists.
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Is it time to
Boycott chutney?
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Hey, I know why
You didn’t want
To be on tv.
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You didn’t want
Your old life
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Coming back
To haunt you.
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Pun intended.What are you
Talking about?
You know what I’m
Talking about,
Robin straker.
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Oh! Or should
I call you
"Soccer mom zombie"?
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That’s wrong!
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Sam caponelli!
Let’s lock it down!
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There’s been drastic
Cuts to education, sam.
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One question.
Is this the best
Government ever?
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Well, I... It would be
Disingenuous to suggest
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That this administration’s
Policy on education
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Is anything
But niggardly.
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Did sam caponelli
Just say the "N" word?
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Oh, no. No,
No, no. No, no.
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Uh "Niggardly."
It means cheap.
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Nig-gard-ly.
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There you
Have it, folks.
Sam caponelli
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Thinks black
People are cheap.
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Okay, wait! No,
No, no, no. I
Didn’t say that.
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That’s it for "The
Right side business."
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Lock it down! Is out.
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I didn’t say that.
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Well, that was fagen.
244
00:09:04,330 --> 00:09:05,626
I just got called
To his office.
245
00:09:05,627 --> 00:09:06,923
You’re looking
At a dead man.
246
00:09:06,924 --> 00:09:09,164
I can’t believe
They fired me
From that tv show
247
00:09:09,165 --> 00:09:10,362
For saying the
Word "Niggardly".
248
00:09:10,363 --> 00:09:12,494
I-I-it’s a completely
Legitimate word.
249
00:09:12,495 --> 00:09:14,692
Uh, if you’re living
In a dickens novel.
250
00:09:14,693 --> 00:09:15,560
What were
You thinking?
251
00:09:15,561 --> 00:09:18,395
Hah! I won’t
Even say jujube.
252
00:09:18,396 --> 00:09:19,296
Yeah, me too.
253
00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:20,494
And I hate
The black ones,
254
00:09:20,495 --> 00:09:22,197
But I’ll eat them
Just so it looks
255
00:09:22,198 --> 00:09:23,923
Like I’m not
Excluding anyone.
256
00:09:23,924 --> 00:09:25,527
Oh! That reminds me,
257
00:09:25,528 --> 00:09:27,033
I have soup on.
258
00:09:28,528 --> 00:09:29,725
Soup?
259
00:09:29,726 --> 00:09:30,923
Black bean?
260
00:09:30,924 --> 00:09:33,065
God. I thought
She’d never leave.
261
00:09:33,066 --> 00:09:34,329
You got to check
This shit out.
262
00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:36,296
All right.
So, robin,
263
00:09:36,297 --> 00:09:37,329
She told me
To keep it quiet
264
00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:39,461
So I quietly
E-mailed it
To everybody.
265
00:09:39,462 --> 00:09:41,032
All right,
So this is
The no-budget,
266
00:09:41,033 --> 00:09:44,131
Straight-to-video
"Zombie chicks".
267
00:09:44,132 --> 00:09:45,956
All right, so
In this one,
A zombie virus
268
00:09:45,957 --> 00:09:48,626
Only reanimates
Women, 90% of
Whom, apparently,
269
00:09:48,627 --> 00:09:49,999
Are strippers
And cheerleaders.
270
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:50,758
Of course,
Of course.
All right.
271
00:09:50,759 --> 00:09:52,857
It gets better.
See this blonde
One here?
272
00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:54,197
Mm-hmm.
Right there.
273
00:09:54,198 --> 00:09:57,230
That’s robin.
No!
Yeah.
274
00:09:57,231 --> 00:09:59,363
Yeah!
Oh, my god!
275
00:10:00,264 --> 00:10:02,131
Oh, she’s so bad.
I know.
276
00:10:02,132 --> 00:10:05,131
She’s so bad!
Oh, I know.
277
00:10:05,132 --> 00:10:07,395
Did she just
Look right into
The camera?
278
00:10:07,396 --> 00:10:08,329
Yes. Oh yes.
279
00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:09,197
And check this out.
280
00:10:09,198 --> 00:10:11,659
Have you ever
Seen a zombie
Sneeze before?
281
00:10:19,462 --> 00:10:21,726
Hmm.
282
00:10:23,264 --> 00:10:26,626
Soccer mom zombie
Wouldn’t eat
Cream of mushroom.
283
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,924
Perhaps
Cream of brains.
284
00:10:31,462 --> 00:10:32,924
’scuse me.
285
00:10:37,231 --> 00:10:40,032
Awesome. I can’t
Wait to post this
On my website.
286
00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,296
Miss straker,
We were wondering
287
00:10:41,297 --> 00:10:43,560
If perhaps you
Might answer some
Of our questions
288
00:10:43,561 --> 00:10:45,659
About the production
"Zombie chicks".
289
00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:46,362
Fucking clark.
290
00:10:46,363 --> 00:10:47,857
Actually, we all
Have questions.
291
00:10:47,858 --> 00:10:50,098
We were wondering
If you could do
A group q&a.
292
00:10:50,099 --> 00:10:51,395
Jesus. I don’t
Have time for this.
293
00:10:51,396 --> 00:10:52,263
Ah. But I
Already booked
294
00:10:52,264 --> 00:10:54,527
One of
The boardrooms for
This afternoon.
295
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:55,395
So, un-book it.
296
00:10:55,396 --> 00:10:58,164
Un-book. Un-dead.
I love it.
297
00:10:58,165 --> 00:10:59,230
How about
Tomorrow then?
298
00:10:59,231 --> 00:11:00,230
Or the day
After that?
299
00:11:00,231 --> 00:11:01,692
Or the day after
That? Or the day...
300
00:11:01,693 --> 00:11:03,032
Okay!
301
00:11:03,033 --> 00:11:03,890
20 minutes.
302
00:11:03,891 --> 00:11:05,593
If you promise me
None of you will ever
303
00:11:05,594 --> 00:11:07,725
Bring up
"Zombie chicks" again.
304
00:11:07,726 --> 00:11:08,999
Ever!
305
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,329
Deal.
306
00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:11,999
Disembodied voice:
Ca-caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
307
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,428
We were not overly
Impressed with your
On-air performance.
308
00:11:16,429 --> 00:11:18,593
Yeah.
It’s okay, stan.
309
00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:19,626
Public speaking
310
00:11:19,627 --> 00:11:22,263
Is the number two
Fear in the world.
311
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:26,725
Number one is
Alien invasion.
312
00:11:26,726 --> 00:11:28,857
I say let
The bastards come.
313
00:11:28,858 --> 00:11:30,560
Right. Well, anyway,
314
00:11:30,561 --> 00:11:32,362
The good news is
That the publicity
315
00:11:32,363 --> 00:11:34,428
That’s been
Garnered from this
Has brought us
316
00:11:34,429 --> 00:11:36,824
A big new,
Rich client
317
00:11:36,825 --> 00:11:37,923
Heritage industries.
318
00:11:37,924 --> 00:11:39,791
And they’d like to
Meet with you, samuel.
319
00:11:39,792 --> 00:11:41,999
So, uh, I’m not fired?
320
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,165
Not today.
321
00:11:44,198 --> 00:11:46,131
I don’t know what
Action figures
They’ll make
322
00:11:46,132 --> 00:11:47,527
And I’m unlikely to
Appear in the sequel
323
00:11:47,528 --> 00:11:50,527
Because, as you all
Know, my character
Was decapitated.
324
00:11:50,528 --> 00:11:52,824
And I’m a fucking
Lawyer now.
325
00:11:52,825 --> 00:11:53,362
Yes, murray?
326
00:11:53,363 --> 00:11:56,131
You played the part
Of soccer mom zombie?
327
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,890
What kind of minivan
Did she drive?
328
00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:58,659
Aerostar.
329
00:11:58,660 --> 00:12:00,758
Hoo-hoo-hoo.
Sweet wheels.
330
00:12:00,759 --> 00:12:01,560
Next question?
331
00:12:01,561 --> 00:12:03,527
What if a vampire
Bites a zombie?
332
00:12:03,528 --> 00:12:05,296
Does the zombie
Become a vampire,
333
00:12:05,297 --> 00:12:07,362
Or does the vampire
Become a zombie?
334
00:12:07,363 --> 00:12:08,858
And how does it
All work with
The werewolves?
335
00:12:10,495 --> 00:12:13,329
Zombies trump
Everything.Except mermaids.
Next.
I have a two-part
Question.
336
00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:14,098
No two-part
Questions.
337
00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:15,428
How come the zombies
Kill people
338
00:12:15,429 --> 00:12:16,329
And then continue
To eat them?
339
00:12:16,330 --> 00:12:18,098
If the people are
Dead, then aren’t
They zombies?
340
00:12:18,099 --> 00:12:21,164
And, if so, why
Wouldn’t the zombies
Just eat other zombies?
341
00:12:21,165 --> 00:12:24,956
Because zombies
Aren’t that solid
A concept. Okay?
342
00:12:24,957 --> 00:12:26,263
Last question.
343
00:12:26,264 --> 00:12:27,329
Can a zombie
Have coitus?
344
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,494
How do you think
She got the part in
The first place?
345
00:12:29,495 --> 00:12:31,131
Can a zombie
Get pregnant?
346
00:12:31,132 --> 00:12:32,626
Uh, would the baby
Be a zombie?
347
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,131
Would the baby
Eat its way out
Of the womb,
348
00:12:35,132 --> 00:12:37,527
And if so, would
You still love it?
349
00:12:37,528 --> 00:12:40,165
Umm, yes to all
Four questions.
350
00:12:40,429 --> 00:12:43,164
Would you be able
To breastfeed
The zombie baby?
351
00:12:43,165 --> 00:12:44,032
We’re done.
352
00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:46,494
If any of you mention
"Soccer mom zombie" again,
353
00:12:46,495 --> 00:12:48,363
You get a throat punch.
354
00:12:51,099 --> 00:12:52,065
I’ll remember
This, claxton.
355
00:12:52,066 --> 00:12:54,659
No, you won’t.
Like roderick
Noted in the q&a,
356
00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:57,395
Zombies have no
Short-term memory.
357
00:12:57,396 --> 00:12:58,230
Hilarious.
Yeah.
358
00:12:58,231 --> 00:12:59,593
Hey, why are you in
This movie, anyway?
359
00:12:59,594 --> 00:13:02,725
Uh! I entered miss
Beef jerky alberta
To win a scholarship
360
00:13:02,726 --> 00:13:04,494
To get the hell
Out of red deer,
361
00:13:04,495 --> 00:13:05,164
And I got first
Runner-up,
362
00:13:05,165 --> 00:13:07,362
So the prize
Was a part in
"Zombie chicks".
363
00:13:07,363 --> 00:13:09,999
So that’s why you
Changed your name?
364
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,527
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
365
00:13:11,528 --> 00:13:12,659
Yeah, fresh start,
All that, yep.
366
00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:13,923
Hey, I got
A question
For you.
367
00:13:13,924 --> 00:13:16,131
How do you feel
Now that you’re
Jerk-off fodder
368
00:13:16,132 --> 00:13:17,758
For those losers
In the boardroom?
369
00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:19,329
Like I
Wasn’t before.
Hmm.
370
00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:21,131
Ahhh!
371
00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:23,362
I just got us
A new big client.
372
00:13:23,363 --> 00:13:26,099
Oh!
Big, big client.
373
00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:29,923
Did I say
The word "Big" yet?
Yeah.Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Did I mention I’m
The new golden boy?
374
00:13:29,924 --> 00:13:30,692
Mmm.
Mmm.
375
00:13:30,693 --> 00:13:31,758
What company’s
This?
376
00:13:31,759 --> 00:13:32,692
Heritage industries.
377
00:13:32,693 --> 00:13:34,362
Yeah, I think they
Make those little
Historical movies
378
00:13:34,363 --> 00:13:38,098
About, like,
The railway and who
Invented basketball
379
00:13:38,099 --> 00:13:39,692
And, anyway,
I’m awesome.
You guys suck.
380
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,527
Hey, hold on there,
Big man. Uh...
What?
381
00:13:41,528 --> 00:13:44,890
You do know about
Heritage industries,
Right?
382
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,395
Uh, yeah. They
Make little movies
383
00:13:46,396 --> 00:13:47,461
And they love me.
No, no, no.
384
00:13:47,462 --> 00:13:48,494
They don’t make
Movies, sam.
385
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,494
They’re
The legitimate
Business wing
386
00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:52,462
Of a white
Supremacist group.
387
00:13:52,924 --> 00:13:54,725
Shut up!
Yeah. Yeah.
388
00:13:54,726 --> 00:13:56,065
Heritage industries.
389
00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:58,329
They’re from alberta.
Need I say more?
390
00:13:58,330 --> 00:14:00,263
Back me up here,
Prairie princess.
391
00:14:00,264 --> 00:14:02,857
Yeah. Yeah,
Everybody back
Home knows them.
392
00:14:02,858 --> 00:14:03,923
They’re neo-nazis.
393
00:14:03,924 --> 00:14:04,692
Okay. Whatever.
394
00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:07,890
As if fagen would
Represent nazis.
395
00:14:07,891 --> 00:14:08,296
Fine.
396
00:14:08,297 --> 00:14:11,692
Remember, you’re
Supposed to heil with
Your dominant hand.
397
00:14:11,693 --> 00:14:12,725
So why we
Fucking with him?
398
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,098
I don’t know.
I was trying
Something there.
399
00:14:15,099 --> 00:14:15,692
I think I lost it.
400
00:14:15,693 --> 00:14:18,725
Ohh, qu’est-ce
Que c’est?
401
00:14:18,726 --> 00:14:20,527
Must be from
Your fan club.
402
00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:22,230
I’m officially
Creeped out.
403
00:14:22,231 --> 00:14:24,033
Yeah, what is it?
404
00:14:28,726 --> 00:14:31,131
Eww. That’s nice.Ohh.
Let’s see what
The card says.
Here we go.
405
00:14:31,132 --> 00:14:33,494
Ahem. "My dearest
Queen of the undead,
406
00:14:33,495 --> 00:14:35,758
I can’t get you out
Of my head." huh.
407
00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:37,527
"Your knight,
Roderick."
408
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:38,791
That’s nice.
See? It’s a pun.
409
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,923
Head, brain,
Zombie. It’s funny.
410
00:14:40,924 --> 00:14:43,593
I foresee a
Night of romance at
Ye old spaghetti factory,
411
00:14:43,594 --> 00:14:46,560
Followed by
A subway ride
Back to his lair,
412
00:14:46,561 --> 00:14:47,659
A.K.A. Mommy’s
Basement.
413
00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:50,890
Have a good time.
Enjoy the spumoni.
414
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,132
God.
415
00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:54,395
You got 1%?
416
00:14:54,396 --> 00:14:56,428
I can’t do
Anything without 1%.
417
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:59,428
Well, they got 2%
And half-and-half.
418
00:14:59,429 --> 00:15:00,692
So you want
It black?
419
00:15:00,693 --> 00:15:01,593
Hell, no.
420
00:15:01,594 --> 00:15:02,692
I like
Milky white.
421
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,560
I can’t
Do black.
422
00:15:03,561 --> 00:15:05,494
It makes me sick
To my stomach.
423
00:15:05,495 --> 00:15:07,065
What about homo?
Oh, shit.
424
00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:08,791
Don’t even get
Me started.
425
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:10,528
Sorry, sir.
426
00:15:10,957 --> 00:15:12,560
Well, hey,
There, partner.
427
00:15:12,561 --> 00:15:14,230
Hi.
428
00:15:14,231 --> 00:15:16,692
Gee, where
You going to?
Jeez, you know,
429
00:15:16,693 --> 00:15:17,725
I’m sorry to
Hear the network
430
00:15:17,726 --> 00:15:19,362
Isn’t going to let
You back on the air.
431
00:15:19,363 --> 00:15:21,131
Yeah, it’s just...
They had to
Take you off,
432
00:15:21,132 --> 00:15:22,923
Because you
Were telling
It like it is.
433
00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:24,857
Too smart for
Tv, I guess.
434
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,659
Damn network doesn’t
Know their asses
435
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:28,560
From a hole
In the ground.
436
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,824
Makes me just want
To grab my shotgun
437
00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:32,890
And do what
Needs to be done.
438
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:36,857
Yeah. That’s how
I feel... As well.
439
00:15:44,099 --> 00:15:46,825
Give him your hat.What?
Give him your hat.
Give that boy your hat.
440
00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:50,923
Come on, now.Give him your hat.
I’m good.
I don’t...
No, no, no, no.
Put it on, now.
441
00:15:50,924 --> 00:15:53,395
That looks
Good on you.
442
00:15:53,396 --> 00:15:56,725
Okay, norman bates.
We need to talk.
443
00:16:13,957 --> 00:16:15,857
Huh.
444
00:16:20,891 --> 00:16:23,132
Ohh.
445
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:29,594
It would appear
As though
446
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:35,494
You’ve stumbled
Upon my homage.How embarrassing.
What are you doing
With all these
Pictures of me?
447
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,999
And why did you
Give me a brain
In a jar?
448
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,494
I thought you
Might be hungry.
449
00:16:39,495 --> 00:16:40,494
I’m not a zombie,
Roderick.
450
00:16:40,495 --> 00:16:42,659
It was a character
I played for, like,
A week of my life.
451
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:46,659
A character you
Might play again,
In the boudoir.
452
00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:49,329
Uh, did you
Put your brain
In that jar?
453
00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:51,824
Because you don’t
Have a hope in
Hell with me.
454
00:16:51,825 --> 00:16:54,263
Look at me.
I’m a nine.
455
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,098
You’re a one.
456
00:16:55,099 --> 00:16:57,264
Together,
We’re a ten.
457
00:16:57,495 --> 00:17:00,660
Okay. You know,
This is going to
Stop. Excuse me.
458
00:17:04,264 --> 00:17:05,296
Hmm!
459
00:17:11,627 --> 00:17:12,890
Okay. I’m in
Freaky-doodleland.
460
00:17:12,891 --> 00:17:15,230
Yeah. Apparently,
You’re the sheriff.
461
00:17:15,231 --> 00:17:17,593
First, I get fired
From the tv show
For being a racist,
462
00:17:17,594 --> 00:17:20,032
And now I’m being
Forced to work with
A bunch of them.
463
00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:21,329
What?
You were right.
464
00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:23,429
Heritage industries.
They’re nazis!
465
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,461
Son of a bitch.What do I do, clark?
What do you mean,
What are you
Going to do?
466
00:17:27,462 --> 00:17:29,428
You took an oath in
Law school, partner.
467
00:17:29,429 --> 00:17:31,725
Defend the guilty,
Blah, blah, blah,
468
00:17:31,726 --> 00:17:32,890
Make lots of money.
469
00:17:32,891 --> 00:17:34,956
So man up and be
A good little bigot
470
00:17:34,957 --> 00:17:35,956
Till you close
The deal.
471
00:17:35,957 --> 00:17:38,296
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stay cynical.
472
00:17:38,297 --> 00:17:40,395
Yeah! Thank you!
473
00:17:40,396 --> 00:17:40,725
Giddy-up.
474
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,627
Normally I don’t
Get involved
In this shit,
475
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,231
But this is
The third sexual
Harassment issuein the past month.
Unfortunately, I’m
Personally involved
In one of them,
476
00:17:48,132 --> 00:17:51,494
But that’s
Another story.Well, this
Is pretty
Cut and dry.
Sir, roderick...
Sir roderick!
477
00:17:51,495 --> 00:17:54,297
This freak has
Been stalking me.
478
00:17:58,066 --> 00:17:59,791
Take a look at this!
479
00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:03,758
What did you
Do with all
The pictures?
480
00:18:03,759 --> 00:18:05,560
I’m quite sure
I have no idea
Of what you speak.
481
00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:07,098
What is all
This shit?
482
00:18:07,099 --> 00:18:10,329
In my spare time
I’ve been brushing
Up on my wpms,
483
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:11,725
E.G. Words per minute.
484
00:18:11,726 --> 00:18:13,758
Okay, it’s not "E.G.",
You idiot. It’s "I.E."
485
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,230
"E.G." means
"For example."
486
00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:16,758
If I might interject,
Mr. Kaplan,
487
00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:20,362
In actuality, a
Certain robin howland,
Nee straker,
488
00:18:20,363 --> 00:18:21,824
Has begun
Stalking me.
489
00:18:21,825 --> 00:18:24,098
What? No.
That’s insane.
490
00:18:24,099 --> 00:18:26,264
Look at me.
Look at him.
491
00:18:26,429 --> 00:18:29,429
Okay, sir, I’ve got
Proof in my office.
492
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,726
Take a look at
This, mr. Kaplan.
493
00:18:33,099 --> 00:18:34,791
But...
I’d say
It was sad,
494
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:36,956
But I think
Sick is more
Appropriate.
495
00:18:36,957 --> 00:18:38,527
I cannot be
Expected to work
496
00:18:38,528 --> 00:18:41,527
With this woman any
Longer, mr. Kaplan.
497
00:18:41,528 --> 00:18:42,890
Howland, you
Disappointment me.
498
00:18:42,891 --> 00:18:43,824
But...
Ah, ah, ah.
499
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:46,032
Look, roderick,
What would it take
500
00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:47,659
To make this little
Problem disappear?
501
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,560
Yeah, maybe a
Vacation in the sun.
502
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:50,890
This problem
Could disappear
503
00:18:50,891 --> 00:18:52,098
If one
Roderick stirmacki
504
00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:55,758
Were promoted
To... Assistant.
505
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:56,758
Well, that’s
No good.
506
00:18:56,759 --> 00:18:58,560
Then we’d still be
Working together.
507
00:18:58,561 --> 00:19:00,462
What about
Night assistant?
508
00:19:01,396 --> 00:19:02,593
Suits me just fine,
509
00:19:02,594 --> 00:19:04,263
For I am a creature
Of the night.
510
00:19:04,264 --> 00:19:05,197
Done, and done.
511
00:19:05,198 --> 00:19:06,857
This is what turns
Your crank, howland?
512
00:19:06,858 --> 00:19:08,758
I took you
For a lesbo.
513
00:19:08,759 --> 00:19:10,428
I don’t think that’s
Appropriate, sir.
514
00:19:10,429 --> 00:19:12,890
Neither do I.
A woman should
Be with a man.
515
00:19:12,891 --> 00:19:14,594
Or a few of them.
516
00:19:15,825 --> 00:19:18,263
I was talking
To a black guy
Earlier today.
517
00:19:18,264 --> 00:19:19,758
Didn’t like him.
518
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,065
Was it that
Guy, morris?
519
00:19:21,066 --> 00:19:22,890
Maxine said he was
Kind of a dick,
520
00:19:22,891 --> 00:19:24,593
But he... He seemed
Like a swell guy.
521
00:19:24,594 --> 00:19:27,792
Well, if by "Swell
Guy" you mean fag.
522
00:19:28,231 --> 00:19:30,065
Guys, come on,
Look at me.
523
00:19:30,066 --> 00:19:32,759
I-I-I’m your
Poster boy. I mean,
524
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:37,032
I look like
One of them.I’m actually
One of you.
I’m like ben kingsley.
Look at my colouring.
525
00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:37,923
"Oh, oh, oh,
Is he ghandi?"
526
00:19:37,924 --> 00:19:40,528
"Oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh. Is he an
Auschwitz victim?"
527
00:19:42,693 --> 00:19:47,296
What the hell are
You talking about?You know what
I’m talking about?
The queer zionists
Who are controlling
The media. The world!
528
00:19:47,297 --> 00:19:50,329
Boy, I don’t think
I’m getting your
Sense of humour here.
529
00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:51,560
You know what
I’m not getting?
530
00:19:51,561 --> 00:19:52,857
I’m not getting
The towel heads
531
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,395
Who get to control
All of our oil.
532
00:19:54,396 --> 00:19:57,461
And they’re
Making our cabs
Smell like hummus.
533
00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,329
Towel heads!
534
00:19:59,330 --> 00:19:59,890
Yeah!
535
00:19:59,891 --> 00:20:01,725
You know, I think I’m
Starting to get it,
536
00:20:01,726 --> 00:20:02,626
And I’m not
Liking it much.
537
00:20:02,627 --> 00:20:06,296
It’s great! Isn’t
He funny, boys?
538
00:20:06,297 --> 00:20:08,263
Yeah, hah! Whoo!
539
00:20:08,264 --> 00:20:09,428
Fellas, you
Just witnessed
540
00:20:09,429 --> 00:20:12,032
Another one of
Sam caponelli’s
Classic impressions
541
00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:14,395
Of a bigoted
Right-winged fascist.
542
00:20:14,396 --> 00:20:17,329
Sam, you still
Got it. That
Falafel stuff?
543
00:20:20,198 --> 00:20:23,032
Thank goodness.
Hoo! Yee haw!
544
00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:24,197
You really
Had me going.
545
00:20:24,198 --> 00:20:26,593
You were rubbing me
The wrong way, boy,
I’m tellin’ ya.
546
00:20:26,594 --> 00:20:28,494
You know, the only
Reason we wanted
To work with you
547
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,890
Is because you
Seemed smarter
Than most of the...
548
00:20:30,891 --> 00:20:33,098
The chumps we see
On tv. Am I right?
549
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,725
You’re right.
Goddamn right.
550
00:20:34,726 --> 00:20:37,395
Sam figured you
Guys were smart,
Too, so, uh...
551
00:20:37,396 --> 00:20:38,923
Yeah, I figured
You’d get a
Kick out of me
552
00:20:38,924 --> 00:20:39,593
Pretending to
Be a racist,
553
00:20:39,594 --> 00:20:41,560
Because, you know,
The whole stereotype.
554
00:20:41,561 --> 00:20:43,065
Well, he got us
Goin’ real good!
555
00:20:43,066 --> 00:20:45,098
You know, you two
Make a real good pair.
556
00:20:45,099 --> 00:20:46,065
Hell of a pair.
557
00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:47,461
They remind me
Of the... The...
558
00:20:47,462 --> 00:20:48,857
Them two magpies.
What are they called?
559
00:20:48,858 --> 00:20:50,791
Heckle and jeckle.
Heckle and jeckle.
560
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,065
Heckle and jeckle,
That’s it.
561
00:20:52,066 --> 00:20:54,692
Siddown. Siddown.
Take a load off.
562
00:20:54,693 --> 00:20:55,824
Why not?
Siddown there.
563
00:20:55,825 --> 00:20:56,659
I have
Nowhere to be.
564
00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,999
Hey, give him
Your hat.
What?
565
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,131
Give... Give
Him your hat.
566
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,296
I just bought
This one at lunch.
567
00:21:00,297 --> 00:21:01,923
Give him your
Goddamn hat.
568
00:21:01,924 --> 00:21:03,362
Give it to him.
569
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,329
He looks just like
A young gene autry,
Doesn’t he?
570
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,923
The singing cowboy.
Hoo, hoo, hoo.
571
00:21:19,429 --> 00:21:21,429
You ladies look hungry...
572
00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:23,197
To die!
573
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:43,329
Gesundheit.
574
00:21:46,825 --> 00:21:49,197
One, two, three, four!
575
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:58,363
Closed captioned by
Stancon video
576
00:22:01,264 --> 00:22:04,032
♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh
577
00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:08,230
♪ way-oh, way-oh-ho
578
00:22:08,231 --> 00:22:09,462
Huh!
579
00:22:15,099 --> 00:22:17,428
♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh
580
00:22:17,429 --> 00:22:18,692
♪ way-oh-way
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