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Why are you standing?
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I got a fuckin'
pain in my back
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that I'm starting
to hope is a tumor.
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Aw, again?
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Maybe it's just kidney failure.
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Yeah, but there's a shipment
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of brand spanking
new chairs supposed
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to be coming in today.
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Yeah, and I'm looking forward
to some lumbar support.
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Yeah, good luck
getting one of those.
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Partners care more
about their chairs
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than they do about
their children.
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Well I made a few calls,
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used some of the old
Claxton charm, yeah?
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I'm feeling pretty good.
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Good, I'm glad.
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I, too, am feeling pretty good.
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Ask me why.
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I don't need your
shit today, Caponelli.
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There's a 12-hour "Star
Wars" marathon at the Capitol
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on Saturday and I'm not
doing a stitch of work
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for a whole day, baby.
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I'm thinking it's a
good time to break out
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my Darth Vader outfit.
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You wanna hear my
Darth Vader impression?
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Nope.
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Skywalker,
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I am your mother's
cousin's neighbor's
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best friend's father.
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What do you think?
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Terrible.
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You sound like Sean Connery
jerking off in slow motion.
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Doofus.
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Did you call me?
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What do you want, Gilligan?
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Robin's just about
to do her presentation
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on income trust for
some of the lawyers.
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- So?
- So?
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Well, Robin's not
feeling very confident
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about her presentation,
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so I was wondering if you
guys could come with me,
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'cause she gets really abusive
when she feels insecure.
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Stu, where
the hell are you?
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Hide me, seriously.
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He's in here!
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♪ One, two, three, four
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♪ All hail the working man
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♪ He's got the
world in his hand ♪
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♪ Well, all hail
the working man ♪
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♪ The work is never done
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♪ Way-Oh-Way-Oh
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♪ I am the working man
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♪ Through the night
'til the morning sun ♪
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♪ But I am the working man
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♪ The work is never done
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♪ Way-Oh-Way-Oh
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♪ Way-Ho, the working man
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♪ Always there with
a helping hand ♪
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♪ Way-Ho, the working man
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♪ The work is never done
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♪ All hail the working man
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♪ Another day, it's
just rehashed ♪
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♪ All hail the working man
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♪ It's never frickin' done
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Yeah, and then she was all
like, that's not Boba Fett.
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I mean I was like,
I know Boba Fett.
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You do, yes.
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There she is.
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Yeah, she's a killer lawyer.
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But make her speak in front
of more than five people?
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Hey Stu, why don't
you go say hi.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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Go say hi
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Stu!
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I wanna talk to you when the
stupid thing is over with.
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Robin, come on.
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You're smart, you're prepared.
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Let me give you a
piece of advice.
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I'm fine Sam, I
don't need any help.
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Okay.
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Motherfucker!
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Hey, the new chairs are here.
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New chairs, new
chairs, new chairs.
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New chairs, new chairs.
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Oh nice.
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God, these are so comfortable.
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- Comfy.
- Good.
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Certainly wouldn't
mind getting pushed
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around the halls in
one of these babies.
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My chair's coming, okay?
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I called and I checked.
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It's coming.
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All right people.
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Robin Howland on income trust.
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Okay, oh, crap.
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Just, uh, talk amongst
yourselves for a minute.
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Corporations and their
consultants have had
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difficulty analyzing the ass...
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The ass...
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The ass...
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Liquidity?
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The ass, fuck!
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I'm so sorry.
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The asset.
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Right, okay, all good.
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Here we go.
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And of course, the availability
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of other investment
opportunities to consider
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and... and that's actually it.
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Oh, oh.
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Thank you.
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Thank you Robin.
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That was even
worse than usual.
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I know.
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It was awesome.
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Poor kid's gonna get lambasted
in her peer evaluation.
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I'll take care of our
girl, don't you worry.
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Well, it doesn't
look like Robin's
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going to stick around
to take questions,
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so let's take care of her
peer evaluation right now.
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Who wants to start?
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Wow, wow, huh?
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Robin really knows
her income trust.
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She was a bit nervous, but
she really knows her stuff.
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She did a great job.
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Yeah, Robin did a great job.
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Yeah, uh, Robin
did a great job.
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Clark, I want you to know,
I consider myself blessed
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to have witnessed your
amazing powers of persuasion.
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People are sheep, Sam.
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Say pretty much anything
with confidence,
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they'll just go with it.
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Oh my God.
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You know what you
just did in there?
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You used the Jedi mind
trick on all those people.
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Clark, you're a Jedi Master.
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Look, I'm not getting trapped
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into one of your stupid
nerd fantasies today.
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I'm not in the mood.
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You too, Jar Jar.
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Teach me the ways
of the force, Master.
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Sam, Byron Kaplan has
requested you specifically
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for a deal he's working on.
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Well done Sam, the
managing partner.
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The emperor
himself.
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Yes, Mr. Fagen, I understand
this is your law firm,
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but Mr. Lipschitz is
entitled to a chair.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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All righty then.
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Maple Orchard.
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This deal is being headed
by Kaplan, starts pronto,
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and the good news is you'll
have to be in all weekend.
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Uh, Cam, I'm gonna
be honest with you,
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I got a "Star Wars"
marathon this weekend.
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Pardon me?
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People are sheep, Sam.
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Say pretty much anything
with confidence,
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they'll just go with it.
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You don't want me
on this deal, Cam.
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I'm already busy
with the Deraxo IPO.
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You can get another
associate to handle this one.
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Cam Belter.
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Mr. Lipschitz, can you
hold for just one second?
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Ugh, fine, I forgot
about Deraxo.
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I'll get Kaplan somebody else.
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Yes Mr. Lipschitz.
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Yes, well, I suggest
that you tell Mr. Fagen
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to give the chair back to you.
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- Hey Sam.
- Yeah?
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Have you seen any of the help
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with the new office chairs?
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No.
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Hey, I just used the
Jedi mind trick on Cam
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and I got out of a shitload
of work this weekend.
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Do you ever stop being a geek?
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You know something Clark?
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"Star Wars" was the
cultural phenomenon
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of our youth and whether or not
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that means anything to you,
it's a part of who I am.
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You know what the cultural
phenomenon of my youth was?
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- What's that?
- This.
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See you around.
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You're a sad man.
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Zoltan.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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No, no, no, you, you stay
away from me. You crazy man.
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You make me push you on dolly
cart at Jamboree Barbecue.
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I didn't make you push me.
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They gave me probation
for five months.
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Listen, who's, uh,
who's chair is this?
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Why I should tell you this?
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Don't make me tell Cam
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who spilled bleach
on her velvet bolero.
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Okay.
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I take to Clark Claxton.
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Zoltan, you want me to
deliver this chair to Clark.
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You're busy enough as it is.
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Why you talk like this?
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You wanna leave this
chair with me instead.
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Okay, I leave chair
with you instead.
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Nice.
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Well then I suggest you
keep an eye on Mr. Fagen.
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Oh, I gotta go.
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Hey Cam, listen, I've uh,
I've heard that you're looking
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for an associate to put on
Maple Orchard with Byron Kaplan.
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Kaplan said he doesn't
want you anywhere
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near the deal, Robin.
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Okay.
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I know why he's saying that.
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It's because of this incident
when I was a first year
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and he asked me to make
a client presentation.
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He said you swore at
the CEO of Standard Bank.
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Oh, I didn't swear at him.
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I just swore.
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I was nervous.
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Well, judging by your
presentation this morning,
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you've maintained your X-rating.
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Look Cam, how often does
a corporate lawyer really
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need to speak publicly, hm?
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- Fair enough.
- I would chew my leg off
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to get a second
chance with Kaplan.
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He's a managing partner.
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I can't afford to
be in his doghouse.
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All right Robin, no
need to lose a limb.
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I like you.
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You're a hard worker.
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Yeah.
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Let me think about
what I can do for you.
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Yeah.
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Cameron Belter.
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Set her down
behind the desk, R2.
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May the force be
with you, my child.
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Stu, out, now.
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So Darth Connery, what's up?
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If you're referring to
my new top of the line
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462 Series Steelcase
Leap Chair with live back
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and natural glide system,
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then I suppose the force has
grown strong in me, Master.
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Yeah, so, uh, that's my chair
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and we both know it.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Where does it say on
it that it's your chair?
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Whoa.
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Ah yes, release your anger.
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Strike me down
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and then your journey
to the dark side
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will be complete,
Miss Moneypenny.
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Zoltan.
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Zoltan, it's Sam.
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I need you to come to
my office right away.
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Okay, sure.
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Help me Zoltan,
you're my only hope.
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Help me Zoltan,
you're my only hope.
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Okay, thank you, yes, enough.
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You're my only-
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"Star Wars" dork.
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Stu!
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I thought you gave a great
presentation today, Robin.
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That was really some-
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What?
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Get in here.
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What are you working
on right now?
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I'm really swamped, I...
265
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,119
What's this?
266
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,387
Product samples.
267
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,189
The entirety of the
Maple Orchard line.
268
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,458
I want you to taste
every single product
269
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,160
and have a report ready for
me by the end of the day.
270
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,494
What, you can make me do that?
271
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,963
It's research, Stu.
272
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,197
It's gonna take all our efforts
273
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,631
to get me on this
deal with Kaplan.
274
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,967
Cam!
275
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,234
Where's my goddam chair?
276
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,035
I'm afraid
there was some looting
277
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,872
upstairs in the storage.
278
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:31,811
I'm gonna Kaplan.
279
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,124
Wow, that's got kick.
280
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,731
Uh, Mr. Kaplan, you
remember Robin Howland?
281
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,033
Nice to see you again, sir.
282
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,868
Wish I could say
the same Howland.
283
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,436
Uh, right.
284
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,338
Uh, Mr. Kaplan, I
wanted to talk to you
285
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,839
about the Maple Orchard deal.
286
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,976
Uh, Mr. Kaplan, Robin's
making excellent progress
287
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,311
with her public speaking.
288
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,413
She got a near perfect
peer evaluation
289
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,381
on a presentation
she did this morning.
290
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,951
Finally learning
how to speak, huh?
291
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,485
Well, wonders never cease.
292
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:17,089
Mr. Kaplan, um, this young
associate has proven herself
293
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,291
to be one of our
brightest attorneys.
294
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,792
Give her a chance
to plead her case
295
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,262
before you decide who you
want on Maple Orchard.
296
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:26,732
Jesus H. Christ Cam,
I'm not Mother Teresa.
297
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,235
I'm trying to run
a fuckin' law firm.
298
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,869
All right, all right.
299
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,974
Howland, come to my office
at five, don't be late.
300
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,563
So, you thought
you could what,
301
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,531
just waltz into the
"Star Wars" geek's office
302
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,933
and steal his chair?
303
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,168
Right.
304
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,802
You sent Zoltan to
get the chair back.
305
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,304
Nicely done.
306
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,874
I had to, the future of
the rebellion was at stake.
307
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,912
What is that?
308
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,447
Maple stick,
Stu gave it to me.
309
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,916
I can't believe you're
eating in the bathroom.
310
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,551
Were you raised on a farm?
311
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,520
As a matter of fact, I was.
312
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,323
In a small village on Tatooine.
313
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:56,789
Hmm.
314
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:15,842
Hmm.
315
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,820
Have a nice trip,
Luke Skywanker.
316
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:45,537
I hate myself for it, but I
need your professional advice.
317
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,406
Want me to show you how
to make a White Russian?
318
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:50,742
Do you know Byron Kaplan
requested you for Maple Orchard?
319
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,579
Yeah, but I have a "Star
Wars" marathon this weekend.
320
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,248
Ugh, I want on that deal, Sam.
321
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,516
Kaplan's the managing partner
322
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,186
and I've been in his bad
books for way too long.
323
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,354
I'm on my way to see him right
now and I know he loves you.
324
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,390
So, tell me what to do.
325
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,824
You know, this is
kinda like I'm Yoda
326
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,226
and you're Luke Skywalker
327
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,827
and we're in the Dagoba
system and I'm training you
328
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:09,661
to be a Jedi-
329
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,929
Sam.
330
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,831
Okay, well first
off,
331
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,967
you must unlearn everything
you have learned.
332
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,269
That's my Yoda.
333
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,670
I will hurt you so badly.
334
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:19,905
Okay, I'm sorry.
335
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,540
Well, Robin, you're
letting Daffy Duck
336
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,708
have too much power over you.
337
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,942
The guy's old school.
338
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,744
He likes brazenness
in his attorneys.
339
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,179
I think he respects
me because basically
340
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,514
I don't give a shit
what people think of me.
341
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,548
Clearly.
342
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,649
It's a confidence game.
343
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,917
People are sheep.
344
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,119
You say pretty much
anything with confidence
345
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,786
and they'll just go with it.
346
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,390
Also, my mom says it's always
nice to bring a present.
347
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,791
One of the new chairs.
348
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,827
He has been yelling at
Cam all day because-
349
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,529
Say no more. I was
just keeping this one
350
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,897
because Clark was making fun
of my passion for "Star Wars".
351
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,799
Wow.
352
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,417
Wow, thanks nerd.
353
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,389
Sam, can I offer
you some fudge?
354
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,758
Uh, no, I'm good.
355
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,194
Hey, uh, what's with him?
356
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,562
Uh, sugar high.
357
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:17,396
How you feeling?
358
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,897
I'm good.
359
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,866
Where's the chair?
360
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,601
Where's my chair Cameron?
361
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,504
Fagen and Lipschitz
have four apiece.
362
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,174
Well, if it isn't Helen Keller.
363
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,908
How's the talking coming along?
364
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,610
I, I overheard you saying
365
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:35,448
that you haven't received
your new desk chair yet, so...
366
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:40,018
Wow, this meeting's
getting off to a good start.
367
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:43,389
What's the big fuss about
these new chairs, anyway?
368
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,924
Well, just see for yourself.
369
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:50,796
It's, it's got wheels
and these, um, arm things
370
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:54,234
and oh, and this
nice smooshy back.
371
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,171
Mr. Kaplan, there's something
I need to say to you.
372
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,673
So what are you waiting for?
373
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,509
You're making a mistake
374
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,311
by not putting me
on Maple Orchard.
375
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,845
You want an attorney
who's hungry
376
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,250
and I'm telling you right
now, you want me on this deal.
377
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,353
You know what?
378
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,022
I like your style, Howland.
379
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,725
Maybe I shouldn't
have discounted you.
380
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:20,627
I was wrong.
381
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,129
Well, if it isn't
Frick and Frack.
382
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,096
Whadda you want?
383
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,869
I was, we were just-
384
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,604
You're, you're
busy and we're busy.
385
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,439
We're...
386
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,306
Everybody's busy.
387
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,108
We'll come back.
- Okay.
388
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:42,481
So Robin, how much do you
know about Maple Orchard?
389
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,653
Well...
390
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,724
Well, it was only a matter of
time before you guys fatally
391
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,460
injured the managing partner.
392
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:55,827
Wow, you think they're gonna
393
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,696
be able to trace
this back to you?
394
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,530
Who?
395
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,700
CSI, Fagen and Harrison?
396
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,103
Well, Mr. Kaplan
is still unconscious,
397
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,872
but his vitals are good.
398
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,106
Aw, that's so good.
399
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,841
Obviously the
Maple Orchard deal
400
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,610
will have to be headed
by someone else.
401
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,845
I'm sorry Robin.
402
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,048
And another happy
ending for Robin.
403
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,684
Robin, I finished
that report you wanted.
404
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,652
I've eaten 30 different
kinds of maple products.
405
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,321
Just a tad concerned
about these chest pains
406
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,823
I've been having in my chest.
407
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,193
Paramedics are
right over there, kid.
408
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,962
Think they have time
to look at my back?
409
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:36,702
How come Princess
Leia was like
410
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,571
the only girl in
the entire universe?
411
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:43,309
Yeah, kinda like Smurfette.
412
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,776
Smurfette.
413
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,011
Who's the geek now?
414
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,980
Hey, take it easy. Caponelli.
415
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:52,183
Smurfs were a
cultural phenomenon.
416
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,885
Zoltan bring in the chairs.
417
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,220
Okay, Zoltan, take
the chairs out.
418
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:59,025
Okay, everybody wants
big, move bastard chair!
419
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,362
Hmm.
420
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:06,632
In contemplation of yet
another frivolous lawsuit,
421
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:09,701
my beautiful yet
defective chairs
422
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,671
have been quarantined
as evidence.
423
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:16,007
Well, you do it to
yourself Clark, you know?
424
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,444
That's what really hurts.
425
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,481
Don't give into hate.
426
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,450
That'll only lead
you to the dark side.
427
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,390
Ah!
428
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,158
Motherfucker.
429
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,562
That's unfortunate.
430
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,029
♪ One, two, three, four
431
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:55,548
♪ Way-Oh-Way-Oh
432
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:06,091
♪ Way-Oh-Way-Oh
433
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,859
♪ Way-Oh-Way
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