Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:18,085
Why would I be grinning
if I was eating shit?
2
00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:19,886
Look, shit-eating
grin does not mean
3
00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:21,321
that you're eating shit.
4
00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:24,157
It means that you're watching
somebody else eat shit,
5
00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:25,425
and that's making you grin.
6
00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,395
I'm watching
somebody else eat shit?
7
00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:29,696
Why would that make me grin?
8
00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,131
Well, they're
not actually eating shit.
9
00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:32,965
Hey Robin,
would it make you grin
10
00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:34,634
if you saw somebody eating shit?
11
00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:36,503
Another revolting
conversation, I see.
12
00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:38,705
No, see, they're
eating shit figuratively.
13
00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:39,639
Please stop.
14
00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,873
I'm so not getting this.
15
00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,375
Explain to me the context
16
00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,411
in which a person eats
shit figuratively.
17
00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:45,845
Stu, shit-eating grin,
18
00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,247
are you watching
somebody eat shit
19
00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,915
or are you eating the shit?
20
00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:51,618
Uh, do I have a choice?
21
00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:54,521
Stu, I need you to finish
these summaries by Monday.
22
00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:55,522
What?
23
00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:56,356
But I'm already in all weekend
24
00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:59,025
on the Dingus file.
25
00:00:59,026 --> 00:01:01,261
Well then, I guess that
sucks for you.
26
00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,229
Nope, there look.
27
00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:03,763
See? She's doing it right now.
28
00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:07,500
Oh, I get it now.
Shit-eating grin.
29
00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,035
Oh, shit-eating grin.
30
00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:14,141
Well, that, that's
probably not terrorists.
31
00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:19,712
Well, I don't do fire drills.
32
00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:24,584
No, I, uh, I don't feel
like going back to work yet.
33
00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,852
Let's evacuate.
34
00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:26,986
Can you now explain
to me the thinking
35
00:01:26,987 --> 00:01:28,555
behind shit out of luck?
36
00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:29,789
♪ One, two, three four
37
00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,063
♪ All hail the working man
38
00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:38,598
♪ He's got the
world in his hands ♪
39
00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:39,866
♪ All hail the working man
40
00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,034
♪ His work is never done
41
00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:49,041
♪ Aye oh, aye oh
42
00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,477
♪ I am the working man
43
00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:52,011
♪ Through the night
till the morning sun ♪
44
00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:53,346
♪ I am the working man
45
00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,348
♪ Whose work is never done
46
00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:58,251
♪ Aye oh, aye oh
47
00:01:58,252 --> 00:02:01,020
♪ Aye oh, aye
48
00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:02,222
♪ Wait for the working man
49
00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:03,723
♪ Always there
with an open hand ♪
50
00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:04,957
♪ Wait for the working man
51
00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,693
♪ Whose work is never done
52
00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,228
♪ All hail the working man
53
00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:09,696
♪ Now his day has just begun
54
00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:10,963
♪ All hail the working man
55
00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:15,668
♪ Who's still not
freaking done ♪
56
00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,908
All right people, 32
minutes to get everyone
57
00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,943
down into the parking
garage.
58
00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:27,614
At this rate, half of you
would've been burnt to a crisp.
59
00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:32,585
So, back up the way we
came down via the stairs.
60
00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:35,154
Hey kid, looks
like Robin's car
61
00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:38,358
has found a home in Big Shot
Partner Tim's parking spot.
62
00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:42,229
Yep. That little hayride's
been going on for months.
63
00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,197
Psst.
64
00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,501
Hey, Sanjay.
65
00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,102
They're removing all that crap
66
00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,505
and it's going to free up
three new parking spots
67
00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,940
for Fagen employees.
68
00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,375
Who's Sanjay?
69
00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,710
Fagen's driver. So, three
new parking spots, huh?
70
00:02:57,711 --> 00:03:00,680
I sit here all
day. I hear things.
71
00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,216
You sit here all day
with the exhaust fumes?
72
00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:05,017
Keeps me high as a kite.
73
00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,754
Parking spot is
something I would love.
74
00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,389
I deserve a parking spot.
75
00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,524
What? Like I don't?
76
00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:14,294
But forget it. They'll all
go to the new partners.
77
00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,196
Between you, and you, and me,
78
00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:19,032
no one's making
partner this year.
79
00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,402
How do you know all this?
80
00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,337
How do you know all this?
81
00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,740
We're really not at
liberty to discuss that.
82
00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,576
The three new parking
spots will be allocated
83
00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:32,144
to deserving associates
by the parking committee.
84
00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,814
They won't go to new partners?
85
00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:37,250
Just between you and me,
86
00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:39,019
no one's making
partner this year.
87
00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:42,789
Who's on this
parking committee?
88
00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:45,124
I co-chair the committee
with Tim O'Regan.
89
00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:48,160
Here, fill out these
parking request forms
90
00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,462
and we'll throw you in the mix.
91
00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,931
But, the spots will
most likely be given out
92
00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,868
based on seniority, so
don't hold your breath.
93
00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,438
I thought you were the chair
of the student committee?
94
00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,773
And the parking committee,
and the summer party committee,
95
00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:03,410
the winter party committee,
the office art committee,
96
00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:06,513
the mental health committee,
and the bagel committee.
97
00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:08,515
It's important to stay busy.
98
00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:13,453
Did you even know we
had a bagel committee?
99
00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:15,322
I think I might be
on the bagel committee.
100
00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:17,056
Oh, could we get
flavored cream cheeses?
101
00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,391
Sam, are we even gonna bother
102
00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:20,059
filling out these
parking spot apps?
103
00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,160
You're damn right we are.
104
00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,595
We got as good a
shot as anybody.
105
00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,530
Sam, think about it.
106
00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,131
One spot goes to Robin for sure
107
00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:26,899
because she's
banging Tim O'Regan.
108
00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:30,002
Exactly. Which leaves
two spots for us.
109
00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,104
Won't it be great when
we pull up in our cars?
110
00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,906
"Morning Clark." "Morning Sam."
111
00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,274
Hang on.
112
00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,876
One's gotta be going to
that morbidly obese woman
113
00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,177
in commercial real estate.
114
00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:40,279
She's been bitching
for a spot for years.
115
00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,981
Yeah, she's really fat.
116
00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,150
Which means there's
actually only one
117
00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,785
new parking spot left.
118
00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:51,057
You know how I
feel about my parking spot.
119
00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,659
Yeah, but, but
Timmy, I was late
120
00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:54,293
and you told me your
car was in the shop.
121
00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,296
That wasn't an
invitation to use the spot.
122
00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,732
I mean, there was your
car in my parking spot
123
00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,501
with three quarters of
the firm down there.
124
00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:02,635
Yeah, I know.
125
00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,437
The managing partner
and everything.
126
00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:06,238
Oh, the humanity.
127
00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,007
I want an
apology, Robin.
128
00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,876
And I want you to move your car.
129
00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:12,645
Tim, I'm busy.
And you're an idiot.
130
00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,581
We're not compatible right now.
131
00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,491
Clark, I
need to talk to you
132
00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:25,658
about something serious.
133
00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:26,993
Are you breaking up with me?
134
00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,061
Uh, no. This, uh,
this parking thing.
135
00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,063
It's, it's important to me.
136
00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,000
I just want, wanted
you to know that.
137
00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:37,904
I'm really glad
you told me. Yeah.
138
00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:39,038
Is that your
parking application?
139
00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,440
No, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
140
00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,842
Let's see. Address?
141
00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:46,446
Three, two, wait a second.
You live across the street.
142
00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:47,380
So?
143
00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:48,548
You don't even have a car.
144
00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:49,782
It
wouldn't make any sense
145
00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:52,084
without a place to
park it, now, would it?
146
00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:55,088
I'll buy a car soon
as I have a spot.
147
00:05:57,324 --> 00:06:00,126
I got your email
Clark, great initiative.
148
00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:01,928
You'll be chairing your
first fire marshal's meeting
149
00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:04,063
as soon as I get
more volunteers.
150
00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,199
What the hell is
she talking about?
151
00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,269
I never volunteered to
be any fire marshal.
152
00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:11,438
Pfft.
153
00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:13,039
Oh, you dick.
154
00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,341
We swore to each
other we were done
155
00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:16,843
with a ghost email
as a weapon, okay?
156
00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:17,944
It was off the board.
157
00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:18,911
I just thought you'd look cute
158
00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,080
in a little fire marshal vest.
159
00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:24,484
I wonder if they'll give you
that orange DayGlo hat too.
160
00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,085
Oh, Clark,
161
00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,421
get your parking app to me ASAP.
162
00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,923
This new enthusiasm for
fire safety at the firm
163
00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:33,260
can only help your shot
at getting a space.
164
00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:41,601
Eh? Eh?
165
00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,035
Hey, you, uh, you
mind if I put you down
166
00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:45,204
as a reference on
this parking thing?
167
00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,241
Didn't think so.
168
00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,680
♪ Under the cover of night
169
00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:09,596
Everything all right?
170
00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:11,130
Fucking Tim.
171
00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,165
Yeah, you've been doing that
for what, four months now?
172
00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,468
I parked my car in Tim's
spot and he's going batshit
173
00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:18,004
because he thinks now everyone
knows we're having a thing.
174
00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,105
Well, that's ridiculous.
175
00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,974
Everybody already
knew about that.
176
00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:23,577
A few people.
177
00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,312
Yeah, no, everybody.
178
00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:28,615
Well, if I was
having my midlife crisis
179
00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:32,051
with a brilliant, young,
beautiful associate,
180
00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,320
I'd circulate a goddamn memo.
181
00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:35,154
Awe.
182
00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,789
What do you want, Sam?
183
00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,190
Speaking of parking.
184
00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,158
Here it comes.
185
00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,326
Uh, there's three new spots
186
00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:41,327
that have become
available downstairs.
187
00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:42,729
And I, uh, was wondering
188
00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,463
if you could put in a
good word for me with Tim,
189
00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,198
seeing as he's co-chairing
the parking committee.
190
00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,768
There it is. Fine, whatever.
191
00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:54,542
I'll do it, okay? Just go.
192
00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:57,611
Yeah.
193
00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,086
I just don't understand why
I have to wear this uniform.
194
00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:10,089
Stu, it's firm policy
that the floor fire marshal
195
00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,591
wear the hat and the vest.
196
00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,626
Well, I thought that you
were the floor fire marshal.
197
00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:16,829
I am. And as your mentor,
I'm delegating it to you.
198
00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,731
I thought Sam was my mentor.
199
00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:22,034
He is, but he pimped you
out to me for a few hours.
200
00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,402
He can do that?
201
00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,437
Already on top of
things, huh Claxton?
202
00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:28,240
Oh, you got Stu
involved. Good work.
203
00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,676
Thanks.
204
00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,611
All right Stu, let's,
uh, let's you and I
205
00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,480
get this place up
to code, shall we?
206
00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,362
You know what?
207
00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,399
Why don't you go check
out the fire extinguisher?
208
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:18,758
Okay.
That one works.
209
00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:22,562
It's cold.
210
00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,712
Man, what am I gonna do
211
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,214
with the extra 40 minutes
a day I'll be saving
212
00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,317
by having a parking
spot in the building?
213
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,954
Maybe I'll become a
big brother. Yeah.
214
00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,722
I've really enjoyed the
time I've been spending
215
00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:50,791
with Stu lately.
216
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,893
Oh my, we seem quite confident
217
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:56,328
about our parking
prospects, don't we?
218
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,765
Your little volunteering
me for fire marshal gag
219
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,133
backfired on you
big time, Caponelli.
220
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,569
Maybe, but I wouldn't
go renting an 8-year-old
221
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,504
just yet, Claxton.
222
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,941
I still got some Pez
left in my dispenser.
223
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,980
Ooh, very mature.
224
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,912
What the fuck?
225
00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,380
He's old.
226
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,982
He's starting to grow
hair in his ears.
227
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,350
He's gonna die way before I do.
228
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,952
I mean, there's no future there.
229
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,855
Why wouldn't he want
people to know about us?
230
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,590
I'm not gonna apologize
to him. No way.
231
00:10:58,591 --> 00:10:59,926
I mean, I, I know.
232
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:00,793
I know the whole dating
within the firm thing
233
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,061
is frowned upon,
234
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:05,632
but, do you think I
should move my car?
235
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,035
Quick question,
Tim would trump Kim
236
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,602
if they went head to
head on something, right?
237
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,739
Well, yeah. He's a partner
and she's just a manager.
238
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,006
Nice.
239
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,507
Sam, let's go.
240
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,676
Oh, and the next time
I'm pouring my heart out,
241
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,013
it'd be nice if you put
away the car catalog.
242
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,721
I'm gonna get me a Hummer.
243
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:31,157
That
sounds like fun.
244
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,360
But isn't she
schtupping Tim upstairs?
245
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:46,105
You know, I'm becoming
exceptionally skilled
246
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,340
at ending up in
dysfunctional relationships.
247
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,942
Yeah, that sucks.
248
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,778
Speaking of which, have you
made that call to O'Regan yet
249
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,312
about getting me, uh, a spot?
250
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,747
I don't mean to
keep bringing it up,
251
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,749
but it's just that these
things, they happen so fast.
252
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,484
Sam, does it
honestly make sense
253
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,820
in that thick head of
yours for me to call Tim,
254
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,354
tell him to give
you a parking space
255
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,523
while he and I are having
one of our worst fights ever?
256
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,392
Well, I work hard, Robin.
257
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,028
I've given my entire
life to the law.
258
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:11,497
Wait a second. You guys aren't
gonna like break up, are you?
259
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:12,331
I mean, now?
260
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,366
I don't know. Maybe.
261
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,268
Well, that's just crazy talk.
262
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,470
Okay. I, I'm
late for a meeting.
263
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,608
Oh, and thanks for always
making everything about you.
264
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:25,972
Can I help you?
265
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:30,343
Yes. I'm taking
the uniform off.
266
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,579
I, I, I'm done with,
267
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:34,981
I, if you have
nothing for me to do,
268
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,448
then I'd like to
take the uniform off.
269
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,551
Stu, fire preparedness
is a full-time job.
270
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,021
Well, I'm completely
prepared if there's a fire.
271
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:42,989
- Really?
- Yeah.
272
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,356
- Really?
- Yes, sir.
273
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,858
Uh, hey, Zoltan, can you,
274
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:46,926
uh, can you come in here
275
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,261
for a sec?
- Mr. Clark, yes.
276
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,697
Yes, uh, we're gonna see
how prepared you are here.
277
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:54,600
We're gonna do a little fire
safety role playing, okay?
278
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,567
Okay. All right.
279
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,568
Very important, yes.
280
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,971
Okay, who do I play?
281
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,941
You play yourself. You're
Stu, the fire marshal.
282
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,209
Okay.
283
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,244
Okay, so let's say
Zoltan, here, he's, um,
284
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:08,280
he's microwaving some falafel,
285
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,816
and his jumpsuit
catches on fire, okay?
286
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,651
You wouldn't really
microwave falafel.
287
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:13,585
It would get mushy.
288
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,121
Well, let's say you are, okay?
289
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,322
Okay. All right.
290
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,589
Bear with me.
291
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,858
So your suit's on fire.
Stu, what do you do?
292
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,027
I'm burning.
293
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,361
I'm on fire.
- You're burning, yes.
294
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,295
- My jumpsuit, oh my god.
- What do you do?
295
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,030
I'm on fire. I am burning.
296
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:24,830
Help me.
- Okay.
297
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,265
Well, I know what to do.
298
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,233
Stop, drop and roll.
299
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,534
No, no, not an option.
300
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,501
Too late. I'm burning.
301
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,602
No, it's stop, drop,
302
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,737
and roll.
- He's on fire, Stu.
303
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:32,939
He's burning up
- It's getting worse
304
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:33,772
and worse, flames!
- before our eyes.
305
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:34,573
I'm burning, please.
306
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,741
I am burning flames.
307
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:36,808
Fire is everywhere,
all around me.
308
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,077
Help me! Please help.
309
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,979
Please, what are you
doing? What is this?
310
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,148
What are you touching?
311
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,883
I was, I was
smothering the flames.
312
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,218
That's good. That's good, Stu.
313
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,920
Now, now you're both on fire
314
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,189
and my jacket's
covered in tahini.
315
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,691
And I cannot see, and I'm
burning from the flames.
316
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:53,960
My heat is all over.
317
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,627
Look at this, my
skin is bubbling.
318
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,396
Tiny man, I'm burning and...
- Okay.
319
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,338
Well done. Stu.
320
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,008
You, you passed. Flying colors.
321
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,145
Why don't you, uh, go get a mop?
322
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,817
I have an engineering degree.
323
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,178
Quick question.
324
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,080
Did Sam approach you
about getting Tim
325
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,748
to recommend him
for a parking spot?
326
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,785
Because I'd like to remind you
that Sam doesn't have a car.
327
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,721
What the hell is
Tim talking about?
328
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,256
I'm sorry?
329
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,991
Tim, we were having this fight
330
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,592
because I parked
my car in his spot
331
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:04,696
and now I get this reply email
saying he accepts my apology.
332
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,167
Only, I never sent
him an apology.
333
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,003
This has Caponelli's
DNA all over it.
334
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,338
But we swore to each other
335
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,606
we were done with the
ghost email as a weapon.
336
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:15,574
It's off the board.
337
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:16,908
I thought so too
338
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,878
until I volunteered
to be fire marshal.
339
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,548
Oh, oh. That little-
340
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,551
Robin Howland.
341
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,854
Yes. All we need is the
assignment agreement.
342
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,243
Are you finished?
343
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,513
Parking break.
344
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:59,586
Well,
I concede to the better man.
345
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,122
And so you should. What
are we talking about?
346
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,623
I just came from
Robin's office.
347
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,125
She told me she's endorsing you
348
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,294
with O'Regan for
the parking spot.
349
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,896
Really? How about that?
350
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,832
Yeah, and then she told me
351
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,801
that she was having
some fight with Tim,
352
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,370
but then apparently
he apologized to
her out of the blue
353
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,672
and now they're all
icky, sticky again.
354
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,875
I love it when a
plan comes together.
355
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,146
Wait a minute, Hannibal,
356
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,847
did you have something
to do with that?
357
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,917
Ah, Clark, you
try and you try,
358
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,786
but I'm always five or
six steps ahead of you.
359
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,388
Well, they're, they're
back together again
360
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,324
and Robin is over the moon,
361
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:41,360
so hat's off to you,
whatever you did.
362
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,861
You know something Clark?
363
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,430
You're a good loser.
364
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,964
But I don't like hanging
around with losers,
365
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:49,135
so I'm gonna go lap up some
praise from my friend Robin.
366
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,836
If you'll excuse me.
367
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,042
Fuck you.
368
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,748
No, fuck you.
369
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,683
Right, right. Okay, great.
370
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:05,584
I'll talk to you later.
371
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,653
Oh, that'd be great.
372
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,557
Thanks. I'll talk to you later.
373
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:16,628
So, I hear you and Tim
are all lovey-dovey again?
374
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,630
You crossed the line
this time, Caponelli.
375
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,900
How dare you go onto my
computer, pretend to be me,
376
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,802
respond to my email
from my boyfriend
377
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,404
about something
that's my business?
378
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,605
Oh, oh, but Clark-
379
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,739
We swore to each
other we were done
380
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,208
with the ghost
email as a weapon.
381
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,343
Yeah, I know it
was off the board.
382
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,512
Oh my God. Is
everything okay in here?
383
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,581
Are you retarded, Sam?
384
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,216
I mean, seriously,
is, is there something
385
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,984
actually wrong with your brain?
386
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,352
Because I was thinking
maybe you have
387
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,289
some kind of rare,
late-onset autism.
388
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,224
That's a weird thing
to say to a person.
389
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,561
What? Oh, hi Tim.
390
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,731
Yeah, no, what happened was...
391
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,334
Oh, mm-hm.
392
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,935
Well I, uh.
393
00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:01,140
I, I, I think I probably said
it all in my email, handsome.
394
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,278
Well, I'd love my own parking
spot. That sounds amazing.
395
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,280
Oh, Timmy.
396
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,116
Okay, I'll see you tonight.
397
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,355
No need to thank me, Robin.
398
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,758
I should be mad at
you. But, I'm not.
399
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,429
Just stay outta my
office when I'm not here.
400
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,565
And now that I think
about it, when I am here.
401
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,699
Well.
402
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:28,534
So you're still
gonna recommend him
403
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,068
for the spot after that?
404
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,102
That's what I'm hearing.
405
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,104
Oh, uh, Sam, I almost forgot.
406
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,840
Sanjay was looking for you.
407
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,809
He said he left Robin's
car on P3 North,
408
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,545
and he's really
sorry about the dent
409
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,547
in the driver's side door.
410
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:45,451
Uh, dent?
411
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:49,788
Sorry.
412
00:19:55,728 --> 00:20:00,800
28 minutes. Better,
but still very bad.
413
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,869
Most of you have died a
horrible, fiery death.
414
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,472
Okay, everybody, back
up the stairs we go.
415
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,773
One more time.
416
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,841
These lines are a
little faded, I think
417
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,977
I'll get 'em touched up.
418
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,550
Whoa, what is this?
419
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,726
Hey, Sanjay, nice wheels.
420
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,997
It's a gas guzzler and it
will burn a hole in the ozone
421
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,466
the size of my prostate.
422
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,868
Um, who's car is that?
423
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,371
It's Mr. Fagen's new Hummer.
424
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,772
Takes up two spaces.
425
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,074
So now, I guess
only two new spots.
426
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,443
Since those are going to Robin
427
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,145
and the fat broad
in real estate,
428
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:51,351
looks like you guys are shit
out of luck, hey?
429
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:02,894
If you're gonna
go, you gotta go big.
430
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:22,047
♪ Under the cover of night
431
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:25,451
♪ She crawls into sight
432
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,119
Further, further.
433
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,327
A little more.
434
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:47,673
♪ The light exposes the cracks
435
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:51,610
♪ She wears her
makeup like wax ♪
436
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:54,480
♪ Ooh, to hide every scratch
437
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:58,684
♪ 'Cause she's a dark
angel riding dark horses ♪
438
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:03,590
♪ Sitting pretty in
her dim lit corners ♪
439
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,190
♪ Ooh
440
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,225
♪ I say black cars
441
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:08,193
♪ Black cars
442
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:13,265
♪ Look better in the shade
443
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,935
♪ Black cars
31906
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof