Original subtitles

The storm's getting worse and worse.

We have to get your mom out of here.

Want to get to trumans,

we'll have to leave now to get there by tonight.

We've got enough gold. More than enough.

You could never have too much gold, dad.

There's no need to be greedy, son.

Hitch up the dogs.

Come on, bobo. That's my boy.

Hey, shut the door!

Let's get him covered up.

It's cold outside.

He's going to sleep now. That's my baby.

Hey, a big boy like you can push!

I'm just a kid. I'm freezing!

Have a heart, pa.

All right, but I'll have to leave some gold behind.

I'll walk!

Get back there.

Mr. Truman!

Mr. Truman!

You're a little thick in the rump, ain't you, baby?

I haven't had time to exercise too much,

but I'm sure I'll work it all off here in the woods.

I was talking about my Rosie.

Oh

Yeah.

Sure is gorgeous up here, Mr. Truman.

Yep.

Not too hot, not too cold.

Yep.

They tell me you know more than anybody about these woods.

Yeah, I guess so.

Can you show me where the wolves are?

I could show you where the wolves were.

A lot of poachers been working this area.

There's only one thing I hate worse than a poacher,

that's a goddamn environmentalist.

Mr. Truman!

I'm an environmentalist.

Yep.

What you plan to do with them wolves once you find them?

I'm a scientist. An animal behaviorist.

I hope to study their pack behavior and nomadic instincts.

How long you been living up here in the woods?

Oh, forty years.

What would you say

is the most valuable thing you've ever learned?

Don't step in bear shit.

Mr. Truman!

Well, basically, it was a very successful day.

Mr. Truman helped me set up a great camp,

and I spent the latter part of the day exploring the area

for any sign of the wolf packs which inhabit this area.

But I have a feeling they may be getting

more scarce than first suspected.

Roof!

Mr. Truman, how could a child actually survive?

Well, you've been studying wolves--

you must've run across a yarn or two

about wolves raising other young as their own.

But I thought that was just fiction.

I never believed that could really happen.

Well, if that's who I think it is,

it's the only explanation.

A wolf pack must've found him and raised him as a pup.

Hey, there it is.

I knew I'd find it.

Man finds gold mine, loses son.

I'd trade it all for my son.

Massive search for millionaire's tot continues.

I'll never give up.

Look at this one.

Shand dies in woods?

Yeah. Henry never did find that boy,

but he never stopped believing

he was alive somewhere, somehow.

He kept searching till the day he died.

Bobooooo!

Old Henry didn't leave anyone out

when it came to the reading of his will.

Do hereby bequeath 1/3 of my fortune

to my beloved and devoted wife, Margaret.

1/3? 1/3.

One third to my son Reginald and his wife Rhonda,

and the final 1/3 to my son Robert

who's been missing since he was two.

If Robert should fail to appear by his 30th birthday,

then his share will go to his brother Reginald.

I loved old Henry shand,

so I tried to keep track of his family

these last 15 years.

They're a queer lot.

Now, Reggie, the oldest boy,

he went and blew his inheritance in one year.

After it was all over,

he and his wife moved back into his mother's home--

big old victorian house--

where both he

and his little brother bobo were born.

Folks say Reggie ain't exactly

overburdened by popularity in the neighborhood.

Morning, bud.

How's that new driveway comin' along?

Bet you're sinkin' a pretty bundle into that.

But he's kept up a front.

Spends his days at the country club

Where he ain't won any charm bracelets either.

Good afternoon, everybody.

Shit. Here comes the sponge.

Hide the money.

And then there's Rhonda, Reggie's wife.

A right pretty girl.

Took to drink right after he lost his bundle.

Now, Margaret-- that's the mom--

she's gone all peculiar

ever since her baby disappeared in the snow.

Why, she's taken to providing homes for stray cats.

Spent millions on it.

Could that really be him?

I mean, 28 years is a long time.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

How?

When he was just a little tot,

his big brother took after him with a hot branding iron.

If that's the shand boy,

you'll find a little horseshoe right smack on his tail.

On his tail

You know, Mr. Truman,

I think I'm gonna let you check on this one.

Bingo!

Bobo!

Bobo?

Yep. That's his name.

Boboyeah.

Bobo.

Good morning, ma.

You didn't kiss pussy.

Oh, ma

Good morning, sweetheart.

You think so?

Mm-hm.

I hope everybody's feeling as chipper as I am this morning.

You mind not moving so fast? It makes me dizzy.

Did you ever think that maybe it's the booze

that makes you feel that way, Rhonda? Hm?

Don't pick on me, Reggie. I'm not up to it.

I have a splitting headache.

Gee, I can't imagine why.

Wonderful oatmeal this morning, dear.

Are we having a water shortage?

Think it'd be too much trouble

to get a cup of coffee this morningDear?

Easy does it.

Thank you, dear.

I think I'll fix myself another little drink.

You didn't used to drink so much in the morning, Rhonda.

We didn't used to live with the cat lady, Reggie.

We used to have our own wonderful home

before you blew it, Mr. Lucky.

Mr. Chemin de fer. Mr. Roulette.

Okay, so I made a few bad bets.

A few?

Only you would bet $100,000

on a horse that started from a kneeling position.

If the jockey hadn't fallen-- who knows?

That's right.

Ma, this is from another damn cat shelter.

Let me see.

Ma, you've gotta stop giving all your money to homeless cats.

You're not gonna have anything left.

Then we'll all be broke.

Achoo!

Well, cats get lost just like people get lost.

Don't they, pussy?

Achoo!

Ma, helping lost cats is not gonna help bring back--

forget it.

Pussy wants to go for a walk.

That's nice, ma. Take him outside.

Does she have to keep those filthy animals around?

What filthy, what animals?

She has one little cat, and it shits in a box.

What do you want--ribbons?

Rhonda, why are you so depressed?

Why am I depressed? I'll tell you why I'm depressed.

I'm depressed about the cleaning I have to do.

I'm depressed about the laundry I have to do.

I'm depressed about the cooking I have to do.

I'm a little depressed about the cooking, too.

Rhonda!

♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪

♪ get out on the highway ♪

The shands don't live too far

from that animal research institute you work at,

so I suggest you drive the boy on home.

I'm thinkin' by the time you arrive there,

you'll get to know each other pretty well.

♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪

♪ fire all of your guns at once ♪

♪ and explode into space ♪

You have to stay in the car.

Bobo, you have to stay!

Get back in there.

Come on! Get in!

♪ Yeah, darlin', gonna make it happen ♪

♪ take the world in a love embrace ♪

♪ fire all of your guns at once ♪

♪ and explode into space ♪

♪ like a true nature's child ♪

♪ we were born, born to be wild ♪

♪ we can climb so high ♪

♪ I never wanna die ♪

Hello?

Hello, hello. Is this Reggie shand?

Yes, it is.

Reggie, this is Truman.

Truman?

Well, talk about a voice from the past.

What's up?

I have great news for you.

Your baby brother's been found

and he's on his way home.

Yeah, right.

Truman, if that's your idea of a joke, it's a very bad one.

How could you be so sure?

He's got a what? A little horseshoe.

On his where?

Right where you put it-- on his butt! Ha ha!

♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪

♪ head out on the highway ♪

♪ lookin' for adventure ♪

♪ in whatever comes our way ♪

♪ yeah, darlin', gonna make it happen ♪

♪ take the world in a love embrace ♪

♪ fire all of your guns at once ♪

♪ and explode into space ♪

♪ like a true nature's child ♪

♪ we were born, born to be wild ♪

♪ we can climb so high♪

How does pussy look?

Wonderful, ma.

And me?

You, too, ma. Beautiful.

Don't wrinkle my blouse.

I wanna look extra nice

when my little bobo gets here.

Bobo?

What kind of a name is bobo?

It's just a nickname my mom and dad gave my brother Bobby.

And what about you?

Did they have a pet nickname for you?

I guess not

Unless you count shithead.

He's here.

Don't wrinkle my blouse.

All right, ma.

Be nice to him. We're gonna need him.

Welcome--

Mr. Shand! Penny Grant.

Mr. Truman asked me to bring your brother by,

but I'm the one who actually found him.

Who is this? Where is my brother?

This is bobo. This is him.

Bobo, get off there! I'm sorry.

Is that my bobo? Bring the dear boy in.

Bobo! Bobo!

I'm sorry. He's not used to being on a leash.

As a matter of fact, he's not used to civilization.

That's just the way bobo expresses himself.

Where have you been for the last 28 years?

I was beginning to get a little worried.

I think he remembers you.

This is good. This is great!

What a cute little boy you are.

Does bobo wanna play with pussy?

Oh, no, Mrs. Shand,

i--i don't think that's a very good idea.

Bobo! Bobo!

Miss Grant! There is something I don't understand.

Bobo was just a baby when he was lost.

How could he possibly have survived

up in the woods by himself?

That's the most unusual thing of all, Mr. Shand.

He was raised by wolves.

Wolves?

Wolves.

Ahh! Reggie!

You're gonna have to be firm with him!

Yes, I should've been firmer with Reggie, too.

No, bobo!

Did anybody see you come in?

No. I mean, you can see why I'm so excited about bobo.

Are you sure no one saw you come in?

Play nice now!

Positive.

Bobo, sit! Stop. Bobo, sit!

Just like his father.

I believe that with the proper teaching

and environment,

bobo could once again take his place in society.

After all, there's nothing wrong with him mentally.

No, he just thinks he's rin tin tin, for chrissake.

Bobo, come on. Come on.

Oh, aren't they having fun?

The fact is, Mr. Shand,

I'd like to write a book about him.

Book? Forget it.

There'll be no books written.

No articles.

Mr. Shand!

But this could be very important for the scientific community.

I said forget it.

I don't think you understand.

I don't think you understand, miss Grant.

I want the pleasure

of taking care of my brother myself.

There will be nothing mentioned.

No articles, no invasion of my privacy.

That dog is not leaving this house!

My brother is staying right here!

Perhaps I can come visit bobo. I'll take notes, see how--

I don't think that will be necessary, miss Grant.

He'll be doing just fine, thank you very much. Goodbye.

Excuse me, Mr. Shand!

Stop it! Stop it!

Just stop it. Lie down! Behave yourself!

Reggie! You can read to him later.

After he's all settled in his room.

Come on, bobo. Come on. Come on.

Come on, bobo. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on, honey.

Not a word about this to anyone.

It's late, damn it.

Not our tree!

Jesus.

Do it. Just do it.

Hurry up. Not on my robe!

Come on. Hurry up.

Stay off my slippers.

Come here! Bobo!

Goddamn it. Come here!

Come here!

Come here! I'll kill you!

Oh, shit.

Get back in the house before anybody hears us.

My driveway!

He has to go out again.

What?

He has to go out again.

Come on, Reggie. I'm exhausted.

It isn't my fault if he isn't housebroken.

You walk him this time.

He's your brother. You take him.

I'll let him do it in his room.

If he does, you clean it up.

Why did that girl have to find him?

Everything would've been fine in a few weeks.

We'd all be on easy street.

What a waste-- all that money.

What's he gonna spend it on--alpo?

You could ask my father for a loan.

Forget it! Absolutely not! No way!

I have some pride.

Besides, I already asked him 100 times.

He just wants you to beg him.

I did! And the bastard still turns me down!

He hates me for marrying you.

No, he doesn't.

He just thinks you suffer from some deep-seated,

unconscious, repressed guilt.

Bullshit!

No, it isn't, Reggie.

Daddy's a very respected psychiatrist,

one of the finest in the country.

I don't wanna hear about it.

Come here, sweetheart.

Come here, boy.

Now, Reggie

What if something were to happen to your brother?

Nothing's gonna happen.

My mother won't let him out of her sight.

What if it did? I mean

She can't be watching him all the time, can she?

I meanWhat if he were to get lost again?

Sit down.

Will you get the-- Jesus. You idiot!

Hey!

Keep still.

Smell it. Come on. Attaboy. Attaboy.

Get it!

Atta boy, little doggy.

Damn it.

Oh

Oh

Bobo! Come back here.

Stay out of the cement!

Come here. Come here.

Son of a bitch!

Your tea, Reggie.

Where's ma?

She's playing ball with bobo.

Ma never used to play ball with me.

I hate to say it, but I don't think she likes you.

Nonsense. She's gotta like me, she's my mother.

You know, Reggie, I've been reading in the paper lately

how many fatal accidents occur in the bathroom.

W-w-w-w-what are you saying?

Here we--here we go.

Oh, bobo.

Bobo!

Get it.

Bobobath time.

Bring it here. Come on.

Reggie?

Reggie, have you seen bobo?

Uhoh, I'm just giving him a bath, ma.

Would you like to take a bath together?

No, ma! Not in the tub!

Hee hee hee! Bobo!

Rhonda!

Your tea, Reggie.

Sweetheart

You know, Reggie, I've been thinking that maybe--

please. Please, Rhonda.

If my brother has one more accident,

it's liable to kill me.

Where is that moron, anyway?

Your mother took him to the club.

Mom!!!

Good morning, Mrs. Shand. How are you?

Oh, wonderful.

I want you to meet my son bobo.

I wanna sign him up for tennis lessons.

Come on. Here we go.

For crying out loud, what are you doing?

Oh, it's you, Reggie.

Well, good. You can play doubles.

Forget doubles, ma. I'm taking him home.

Not until you introduce him to some of your friends.

Please, ma. No, no, no. This isn't the time.

Either you do it, or I'll do it.

Please don't do that. I'll take him. I'll take him.

Reggie.

What the hell is happening to society?

What kind of an idiot walks through wet cement?

A mortar pervert?

I'm telling you, they gotta start sterilizing people.

I've waited a long time for this opportunity.

I'm overjoyed to finally Have you meet my brother.

Your brother?

So long. Hold it!

Is that Bobby?

The boy that was lost in the woods?

That's right. See ya.

Wait, Reggie. Bring your Little brother back in here.

You see the hair on that guy?

Well, what do you say, fellas?

Are we playing or what?

Jacks or better.

Hey, Jack. How's your new refriger--

how's your new refrigerator?

It's fine. Nice and cold.

Really? Plenty of room for beer?

Oh, yeah.

How's the wife and kids, Fred?

They're great, reg.

Great lady you've got there.

Thank you.

Where did you two meet?

Houston.

Texas?

Yes. Texas, Reggie.

I'll take two. What do you say, al?

Reggie? Reggie?

Ask your brother to sit down.

Bobo, sit.

Look at this. I tell you, the kid's a scream.

Always acting up. Come on, boy. Atta boy.

Maybe he better sit this one out.

He's been A little tired.

Get down. Lie down, bobo.

That's it. Lie down.

What a comedian.

That's it. I'm dropping my membership.

Well, Reggie,

I guess this changes things, doesn't it?

What for?

Like you were using his inheritance as collateral.

What difference does that make?

It's all in the family. Right, bobo?

Damn it.

What's the matter?

Reggie, your brother's chewing on my shoe!

Bobo! No, no. Lie down.

Reggie. Reggie, to get back to my point,

legally, there is no way you can borrow on that money.

Really? Is that right, Jack?

Well, naturally, Reggie, this does complicate matters.

I mean, your father's will was specific.

Wait a minute. Wait, wait.

Are you saying we're not gonna get back

all the money Reggie mooched off us--

specifically the 40,000 he owes Fred and me?

Where the hell is my shoe?

Forget your shoe, you slumlord! What about my 40,000?

Reggie, your brother just pissed in my shoe.

What the hell's the matter with you?

He's a little behind in the social graces, that's all.

From living in the woods.

Here. Take his shoe. That'll get you home.

There's cement on that shoe.

This is the idiot

who's been trampling through my new driveway!

Will you calm down?

My brother has a few minor problems.

I'll calm down when I have your check in my pocket.

That driveway cost me $70,000 so far!

Bud, you know I don't have the money.

Now that your brother's back, you're never gonna get it!

We're stuck for the money, right?

Jack, help me!

Well, actually, Reggie, there is a solution--

and a rather simple one, too.

All you have to do is get bobo here

to sign over his power of attorney.

I can draw up the papers for you.

All you have to do is get your baby brother to sign his name.

He can write his name, can't he?

Write it? He can't even say it.

He damn well better learn,

and you damn well better teach him!

Don't worry. No problem. I swear.

Lab.

Miss Grant, this is Reginald shand.

Hi, Mr. Shand.

You wanna do a study, right? Write a book?

Is that correct?

Yes. Of course.

Here's the deal--

move into our house, work with bobo day and night.

Stop him from shitting on the floor,

and get him to write his name.

You'll have exclusive rights to his story

and help to finance the publishing of your book.

I'll be at your house in the morning.

It'll be a pleasure waiting for your arrival, miss Grant.

Come on. Come on!

♪ Whoo ♪

That's it! That's it!

♪ Walk, walk ♪

Up!

Okay, come here. Up!

Come on. That's it!

Up! Yes!

♪ Walk like a man ♪

That's it, bobo. That's it.

Okay, stay there. Stay there.

♪ Oh, how you tried ♪

♪ to cut me down to size ♪

♪ tellin' dirty lies to my friends ♪

♪ But my own father ♪

♪ said, 'give her up, don't bother' ♪

Good boy!

♪ He said to walk like a man ♪

Come on. Towards me.

♪ Talk like a man ♪

♪ walk like a man, my son ♪

You can do it. You can do it.

Come on, bobo. Come on!

♪ No woman's worth crawling on the earth ♪

♪ so walk like a man, my son ♪

Now start running. Run, run, run.

Come on. Run, run, run. Come on.

Run, bobo, run! That's it.

You got it!

Bobo!

Okay, bobo!

What are you doing?

Bobo, this is very dangerous.

What are you doing?

Bobo!

Bobo!

Bobo!

Come on. That's it. Good boy.

Have a seat. Sit. Sit down.

That's it. Sit down.

There you go.

There. Good boy.

A.

A.

A. here. You try it.

A--

no! Bobo, no!

Spit that out. Spit it out. Come on.

A.

A.

Come on.

A.

Eh!

No, bobo.

A.

A.

Yes! Come on! Yes, bobo.

A.

Yes! That's good. That's perfect.

Good, bobo! Good, bobo!

Good boy. Great. Great.

Here you go. Put it in your mouth.

Put it in your mouth.

No, bobo! No! No!

This is a knife.

What you do with the meat

is you cut the meat with the fork and the knife.

Cutthe meat.

Bobo, pay attention.

Look! Look! Watch.

Into your mouth.

Now try again.

Bobo

See, you have to clamp onto it with your hand.

Bobo, no!

No, give me that meat! Give me that meat!

Bobo, give--

come on.

B.

B.

B.

B!

B!

B!

Aw, gee!

Gee!

No, no. B.

B.

Bobo, vocabulary time.

Come on. Let's go over here.

Good morning. Repeat after me.

What is your name? Repeat after me.

Good morning. Repeat after me.

Come on.

Good morning. How are you?

Good

So little red riding hood started off into the woods

on the way to her grandmother's house,

but soon, she came across the big bad wolf whose--

sorry, bobo. Nothing personal.

Let's do something else.

Okay, here we go.

Three little pigs.

Once upon a time, there--

that's not gonna work either.

Goldilocks and the three bears.

Once upon a time, there--

how's he doing?

Well, from a scientific point of view, i--

I'm not interested in a scientific point of view.

All I'm interested in is can he write his goddamn name?

Well, he is making progress.

He's beginning to speak, and that is the first step.

Bobo, say something to your brother.

Go ahead. Speak.

Good morning.

Repeat after me.

How are you?

Repeat after me.

Okay, wait. No! Wait!

Bobo, no. Bobo.

Good boy, bobo!

Good boy!

Okay, now, this one.

See? Round, flat. Okay?

This goes

Yeah!

Thank you, bobo.

Okay, this is a new game.

Okay, look at this picture.

Now, why is this a strange picture? Huh?

Come on.

No, that's a tree. There's trees everywhere.

The light?

That's okay, bobo.

Now, what's wrong? Something's wrong here.

Come on.

No, this is

The fish?

That's right. That's very good, Mrs. Shand.

Very, very good.

Very good. Very good.

Yes, very good. Yes.

You guys go on ahead. We'll catch up.

Go ahead, sweetheart.

Oh, reg? Reggie?

What?

Howhow is that brother of yours doing?

Oh, wonderful.

Don't worry about a thing. Everything's gonna be great.

He's gotten over all that dog business?

Of course. Of course.

The guy's just as normal as we are.

Terrific.

See ya later.

Right.

And, as the good book points out,

all of us, each and every one,

indeed are our brother's keeper.

Now, for our final hymn,

if you will all turn to page 128.

And, as it says in the Bible,

let us raise our voices in a joyful noise unto the lord.

♪ Onward, Christian soldiers ♪

♪ marching as to war ♪

♪ with the cross of Jesus ♪

♪ going on before ♪

♪ Christ the royal master ♪

♪ leads against the foe ♪

♪ forward into battle ♪

♪ Onward Christian soldiers ♪

I must see some results fast, young lady.

Your time is running out, miss Grant.

I'll do my best, Mr. Shand.

Excuse me, please.

How are you?

How Howhow

You

No. How are you?

You

That's okay. That's okay.

Okay. What is your name?

Bobo.

Yesbobo.

Yes! Bobo!

Bobo! Yes!

Bobo. You are bobo.

Bobo!

Bobo.

This is where bobo is from.

Right up in here. The pacific northwest.

Right. Right. Remember we drove

♪ Dancin', dancin', dancin', dancin' ♪

♪ dancin' ♪

♪ That's dancin' ♪

♪ shakin' up your heart, shakin' up your feet ♪

♪ that's dancin' ♪

♪ breakin' up your heels, takin' in the beat ♪

♪ you're dancin' ♪

♪ breakin' up the moves to a brand-new beat ♪

♪ you're dancin', dancin! ♪

What's that?

What is that? Write it down.

Eye.

Eye.

That's good, bobo.

Okay, this is tough. Ready?

What's that?

Bobo.

Are you sure that's all we need?

Absolutely.

Once your brother puts his signature on these papers,

he'll sign over all rights to his inheritance to you.

I love it. I love it!

Thirty millionYou'll be a rich man again, Reggie.

I love it.

Miss Grant! Bobo!

Ahhere's my little brother now.

Hello, Reggie.

Oh, that's very good, bobo.

Do you remember Jack?

Jack.

Hello, Jack.

Genius.

As long as he can write his own name.

He can, can't he, miss Grant?

I told you he can print it, Mr. Shand.

That's sufficient. It'll be legal.

That'll be all, miss Grant.

I'll be right outside.

And close the door.

Bobo

Why don't you show Jack how nice you sign your name?

Right there.

B

Oh

No. B.

O.

What happened?

What happened?!

Oh, man!

What the hell is going on?

Mr. Shand! He has been living in the woods now

for 28 years with wolves.

It shouldn't come as too much of a surprise

if he reverts back every now and then.

Maybe I should let him go. Maybe he'll kill himself.

You better hope not.

If your brother were to die now,

the money could get tied up in probate for years.

Miss Grant!

Bobo!

Miss Grant, you wait for me!

Wait for me! Wait.

Oh!

Bring that truck over here!

Right up this way on the other side.

Get those people back now!

Let's get going. Bring those hoses up.

Around the right side, too.

And bring those hoses up.

Officers, please get those people back on the sidewalk.

Get those people back on the sidewalk.

Hold that ladder! Hold that ladder!

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Excuse me.

Now get the leeward side more!

Excuse me, could I walk in a little closer?

Okay, company a. Around to the left side.

Let's go!

Anything happens to my brother, I'm holding you responsible.

Up on the roof--a man!

There he is!

Come on. Come on.

Get that net over here--quick!

Bobo, it's me.

Now, come on, just jump down.

Come on! You can do it! Just jump!

You can do it! Come on!

Bobo, jump!

Okay, put him down. I'll take him.

Bobo, come here!

Come on. We are going home.

Get that top window!

Help!

Everybody out of here. It's gonna blow!

They got him. Yeah.

Get that net out of here.

Get that hose out of here!

Here's your tea, sweetheart.

Forget it! Forget about the tea!

Get bobo downstairs

and get Jack downstairs and that damn girl!

He's gonna sign that paper, and he's gonna sign it now!

Come on, you son of a

Is this the best he can do?

He can't write his name right now.

It's been a little traumatic for him.

It's been a little traumatic for me, too!

When will he be able to write it?

I don't know! I don't know.

We might have to start over from the beginning again.

Well, I'll keep these handy, Reggie.

Miss Grant, you are gonna step up bobo's training.

This is important!

Well, then perhaps

I should take bobo away with me to some place

where he can concentrate a little bit better.

Listen, girlie, you leave, you go without him.

No book, no fame, no nothing.

You know, youYou

Come on, bobo. Come on, bobo.

Come on. Let's try this again, okay? Okay?

Hold the pencil in your hand.

Okay? Come on. Come on.

Put it in your hand.

Oh, bobo, I don't know what's going on.

I don't know what they want you to sign, but

Something is not right.

Seejane.

See Jane run.

No, no. Check again.

See Jane play.

Good. Okay, one more time.

Bo--

bobo, pay attention. Bobo.

Bobo.

Okay, now you write it.

Bobo-Bo-Bo.

No, bobo. You're not concentrating.

We've got a lot of work to do. Your brother's gonna be mad.

I'm sorry. I will try harder.

Help me, please.

No, bobo. You know how to do this.

No, bobo! Look, I'm not playing games now.

You practice writing your name, and when you can do it, call me.

Then maybe we'll play.

Bo

Bo

Penny

I can't take it anymore.

Between your mother and your brother,

this place is a zoo around here.

It's not gonna last much longer.

One more minute is too long, as far as I'm concerned.

There must be another way to raise some money.

Like what? I've hocked everything except ma's cat.

What about selling the land in the woods

your father left you?

To who? It's worthless.

There's nothing left up there except an empty gold mine.

Even the lumber companies aren't interested.

Listen, Reggie, I'm fed up.

Not only do I pick up after you, your mother, and brother,

but I have to put up with that penny character, too.

Rhonda, as soon as my brother can sign his name,

the girl is out of here, okay?

She better be.

Bobo, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to yell at you.

I know this is real hard for you.

I think you need a break.

Break?

Fun. Come on. Let's go have some fun.

It's okay, nothing in here's gonna hurt you.

Besides, it's good for you to get out.

Someday, you're gonna have to do these things without me.

♪ Walk, walk, walk ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ walk like a man ♪

♪ oh, how you tried to cut me down to size ♪

♪ telling dirty lies to all friends ♪

♪ but my own father said, 'give her up, don't bother ♪

♪ the world isn't coming to an end' ♪

It's an escalator. It's fun.

Get on. Put your foot on it.

Just put your foot on it.

That's it. Both feet! Both feet!

Bobo, get up.

Bobookay.

Okay, now Hold the handrail.

Hold the handrail, and you go right up there.

Holdhandrail.

That's right.

Penny! Penny!

Penny

Stand up. Bend your knees.

Get up. Get up.

Come on. Up, bobo. Up!

Up! Up! Come on, bobo.

♪ Gonna get along somehow ♪

♪ soon you'll be cryin' ♪

♪ on account of all your lyin' ♪

♪ yeah, just look who's laughing now ♪

♪ I'm gonna walk like a man ♪

♪ fast as I can ♪

♪ walk like a man from you ♪

♪ I'll tell the world forget about it, girl ♪

Bobo! No. No!

♪ Walk like a man from you ♪

Come here. Give me your hand. Give me your hand.

I'm sorry.

Wait. Bobo, stop.

Let's find some pants.

How about blue?

Blue.

Can I be of assistance?

Yeah, I'd like him to try these on.

There's a dressing room right back there.

Okay, go for it, bobo.

Go in there and try those on.

Something else, ma'am?

Hello.

Help.

Okayhold pants.

Hanger.

I'll give you the room.

Are you a homo?

No. I'm a bobo.

What--what--

pants?

Pants.

Okay

Give me a minute, will you?

What--what do you want?

Can you do the alterations now?

Sure. Come back in an hour and they'll be ready.

Great. How much do I owe you?

Good question.

Okay, wise guy. Just hold it right there.

Not you. You get out of here.

But these are my clothes.

Tell it to the judge.

I was in the dressing room. This guy--

can I do my job here?

You're gonna give me a problem?

I'm just doing my job, sir. Now just keep moving.

Bobo!

Mother, I was only talking to him.

I said never talk to strangers!

Ow!

What are you doing? I'm making a phone call!

Get out of here, you hoodlum! Get out!

Go on! Go!

Go away! Go! Go!

Oh, man! These crutches You can have them!

Hey!

Nice work, isn't it?

The essence of this piece

lies between the interplay of form and color and motion.

As you can see,

even though this is a static,

two-dimensional acrylic painting,

there exists a dynamic and fluid energy.

I have to make pee-pee.

I lost my friend. His name's bobo shand.

Could you page him for me?

Sure.

Bobo shand.

Will bobo shand please come

to the information counter?

What?

Bobo shand, please come

to the information desk on the lower level.

I don't know where it is.

You show me where it is.

Hold on.

They're broken.

God bless you.

Hello.

Hello.

My name is Teddy ruxpin. What's yours?

Bobo.

Can you and I be friends?

Yes.

Let's go on an adventure together.

Yes.

What's an adventure?

Mommy, can I have that toy like he has?

Oh, sweetheart

We really can't afford that right now.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

He says he wants to go home with you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Honey, what a nice man he was.

We got a shoplifter here.

Hold it. I'm gonna pay for that doll.

There you go. That's good, right?

Yes.

Okay.

Bobo!

Penny.

You look very handsome.

Let's go for a walk. Come on.

You know, bobo, I've been so wrong about everything.

I was so wrapped up in just teaching you to read and write,

that I forgot the most important element of your education.

The thing that really separates humans from animals.

That's simple kindness.

Truth is, I haven't taught you

half as much as you've taught me.

Bobo, do wolves mate for life?

Yes. Wolves do.

But forever and ever?

Forever and ever and ever.

Are all these dogs following us?

Yes.

Bobo, I have learned so much today.

Thank you.

UhI've got some work to do.

Hey!

Get out of there!

Damn it! I'm gonna kill you!

Get out of there!

Come here, you crazy son of a bitch!

Shand!

Shand!

Shand, open the door!

Shand, I know you're in there!

What the hell are you doing, bud?

Where is he?

Who?

Your brother.

This time I caught him-- red-handed in my cement!

What the hell are you talking about?

I'll tell ya--I'm talking about suing you for $100,000.

I'm talkin' about having your brother locked up.

He's as crazy as a coot!

He's certifiably nuts!

Not only that, shand-- he's dangerous!

I'll see you in court!

Ma. Ma!

Ma! Ma!

Ma!!!

Reggie, get a hold of yourself!

Rhonda! Pull yourself together.

Don't you get it? We're doomed!

Bud's gonna have my brother locked up!

He saw him in his wet cement.

Good! Let him!

He's been nothing but trouble.

Rhonda, you don't understand!

If they lock up my brother,

he'll never sign the papers, and I'll never get the money.

Shit! Wait! You can have your brother committed!

Committed? You mean, like crazy?

No, no, no! Mom would never forgive me.

She would if we set it up so it isn't your fault!

Father could have him put in a mental institution.

Why would your father do that? He's a respected shrink.

He's not gonna lie for me. He hates me.

He doesn't have to lie.

We'll invite him over and he can see for himself.

Your brother isn't exactly Albert Einstein.

I like it! That way, mom can't blame me.

But what if the girl gets bobo to behave?

Don't worry. We'll separate them at the dinner table,

then we'll get him drunk.

After a couple glasses of wine,

bobo will be acting like an animal--which he is.

Looks like he's got company for dinner.

Maybe we shouldn't disturb him tonight.

It'll embarrass him.

All the better.

Did you bring the arrest warrant?

Yes, I had the judge sign it this afternoon.

You sure you want to go through with this?

Positive.

To tell the truth, I feel a little like a traitor.

Reggie's been a friend.

And so have I, Jack. And I could pay you.

Scrub Reggie. All we have to do is wait for the police.

Lovely charity.

The money--thank you--

will be used to build-- thank you--

the--thank you--the largest siamese cathouse in the world.

This is a cause for poor oriental hookers?

She's talking about cats. Siamese cats.

For every $100 donation to the lost cat fund,

we will neuter a cat in your name.

That sounds very interesting.

Isn't it?

Neutered, you say?

They cut their balls off.

Let's go downstairs. Shall we?

No. Like this.

Ready?

Good evening.

Good evening, everybody.

Sorry we're so late.

Ladies and gentlemen, the guest of honor.

Come on, bobo.

Rhonda, why don't you sit right across from bobo.

Everyone just sit down, please.

Darlene, Fred,

right over there in the corner.

Thank you, Reggie.

Over here.

Bobo

It's okay.

Mother, dear, at the head of the table.

Get away.

Get!

Oh, thank you, bobo.

Oh!

Right on her ass.

I think I am, yes.

Are you all right?

Thank you.

Are you all right?

Thank you, Reggie. Yes.

Just sit down.

I would like to make a toast.

A toast.

To the happiness and health of our honored guest.

To bobo.

To bobo.

To bobo.

To bobo.

And again. Again.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Shall we?

Mm, yes.

More wine, bobo?

I mean, thank you.

Bobo.

Bobo?

Cut it out.

Oh, my god, no

Bobo! Don't.

Could you help him, Walter? It's stuck.

Put that down. Bobo, put it down.

Would you pass the salt, please?

Salt, please, bobo.

Did you say something?

Woof!

So, how's the practice going, Walter?

Well, it's the same.

Everyone seems to want to be cured in one session.

Not much profit there, is there?

Well, that's the trouble with our society.

They got fast food, now they want fast psychoanalysis.

Bobo, no!

Oh, my god!

Bobo, stop it.

No, bobo. No. No. That's my leg, bobo.

That's my leg!

Leave go! Leave go!

Leave go of that damn thing!

Bobo, come here.

I want my damn leg!

Drop the meat!

Walter! Walter!

Get out of the fruit mousse.

You wait for dessert till we're all finished.

Are you all mad?

You're the expert. You tell us.

Rhonda, your father and I warned you

about marrying into this family.

Mother, blow it out your ass.

I'm getting out of here.

Essie, you coming with me?

As soon as I put on my shoes.

Wait a minute! Everyone calm down!

Calm down!

I think this has all been a little too exciting for bobo.

I'm gonna take him to his room. Come on, bobo.

Bobo!

Come here! Come here!

I think

Yes, let's be on our way, shall we, sweetheart?

Another lovely evening at the shands'.

Yes, a howling success.

Dad!

Look, dad, I can explain everything.

I hope you're not gonna let this little incident

influence your testimony at bobo's hearing.

Reggie

I'm a highly respected man in my profession.

Some even consider me a genius.

Butthere isn't a chance in hell

of anyone being convinced

that your brother is anything but a goddamn lunatic!

Does that mean no?

Oh!

Yahoo!

Rhonda, we did it!

They're gonna lock the bastard up

and throw away the key!

Now get rid of that girl!

Miss Grant.

Anytime, miss Grant.

Will you please give this to bobo?

Oh, what's this?

It's an explanation. I owe him that.

You will see that he gets it, right?

I'd be delighted.

Thank you.

And Dr. Welmont, as a foremost authority,

what would your professional opinion be

of the defendant's psychiatric capabilities?

Well, let me put it this way

Unless he can find work as a watchdog,

I'd keep him locked up.

I therefore ask that the court appoint

his brother, Reginald shand, to oversee the estate.

And, furthermore, that for his own safety and welfare,

Robert shand be put away.

Preferably in the pound.

Your honor, this is ridiculous.

This man is not crazy.

Young lady--

this is all a plot designed so that his brother

can steal his $30 million inheritance.

Young lady, I have ordered you from this court before.

These outbursts will not be permitted.

But this isn't a hearing!

It's a kangaroo court. It's a star-chamber proceeding.

Young lady, I warn you.

But, your honor, just let me speak for him.

He can't defend himself.

He thinks that his brother has deceived him

And that I've deserted him.

But regardless of that

I know him better than anyone.

And I can tell you that-- that this man

is filled with more decency and kindness than anyone here.

He is--he's natural, and he's unspoiled.

And if I were half the scientist

that I thought I was,

I would've realized

that he shouldn't have been taken from where he belonged,

and he shouldn't have been rushed in his education.

Your honor, how long will this court be forced

to listen to the ridiculous rantings of this woman

who's obviously in love with the defendant?

Let me read to you from her own notes--

I'm afraid I'm losing some of my objectivity

because I'm in love with the subject.

What does this have to do with anything?

Are those your words or not?

Well, yes, but

And are you still in love with him?

Yes.

Yes, I am.

Well, your honor.

I want to speak.

Yes?

Your judgeship,

do you think it is bad to chase a fire truck?

Do you?

Oh, wellNo.

No, I don't see anything wrong with chasing a fire truck.

I don't think anybody can be considered insane

because they like to watch fires.

He's nuts! He should be locked up!

He's two sandwiches short of a picnic!

What about his disgusting behavior

at dinner the other night-- how about that?

Good question, sweetheart.

You bet your ass.

Get down!

Your honor, the reason for this hearing

is to establish if Robert shand can be trusted

with the disposition of $30 million.

I do not want the money for me.

I want to give it to my family.

Did you hear that?

Your honor, I'm afraid there's been a terrible mistake.

My little brother is childlike in his way,

but that's what makes him so special.

What could be wrong with a boy who's willing

to give all his money to his own family?

No, no. I mean my family of wolves.

Wolves?

Wolves?

Wolves?

Wolves!

Order in the court.

He wants to give $30 million to a pack of wolves?

Sit down!

It's not the court's concern

what Robert shand does with his money.

Just whether he's sane or not.

Sane?

He thinks he's a dog! I'll prove it.

I'll show you. Watch this.

Come on, bobo. Fetch.

Here you go. Here you go.

Fetch! That's a boy!

Good dog. Fetch!

See? Come on.

And he barks, too.

He's absolutely insane!

Not only do I think he's sane,

but he may be the sanest person in this courtroom.

Case dismissed!

Reg, we can appeal. No problem.

Reg, that hurts!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny, wait.

Bobo

Oh, bobo.

I think you're finally going to get to be a grandmother.

Oh, wonderful! I just love puppies.

Forever and ever and ever--

And see you later.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ walk, walk, walk, walk ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ walk like a man ♪

a phone call.

Get out of here, you hoodlum! Get out!

Go on! Go!

♪ Oh, how you tried ♪

♪ to cut me down to size ♪

♪ tellin' dirty lies to my friends ♪

♪ but my own father ♪

♪ said, 'give her up, don't bother ♪

♪ the world isn't coming to an end' ♪

♪ he said ♪

♪ walk like a man, talk like a man ♪

♪ walk like a man, my son ♪

♪ no woman's worth crawling on the earth ♪

♪ so walk like a man, my son ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ walk, walk, walk, walk ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ bye, bye, baby ♪

♪ I don't-a mean maybe ♪

♪ gonna get along somehow ♪

♪ soon you'll be cryin' on account of all your lyin' ♪

♪ oh, yeah, just look who's laughin' now ♪

♪ I'm gonna ♪

♪ walk like a man, fast as I can ♪

♪ walk like a man from you ♪

♪ I'll tell the world ♪

♪ forget about it, girl ♪

♪ and walk like a man from you ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ walk, walk, walk, walk ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ walk, walk, walk, walk ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ walk, walk, walk, walk ♪