All language subtitles for Stumble s01e10 Finals Week.eng

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- This is it.

Next Friday is the deadline
for us to qualify for Daytona.

Now, in order for us to do so,

we got to submit something
called a skills tape.

We have to prove our aptitude
in the following areas-

tumbling...

[upbeat music]

Stunts...

? ?

Basket tosses...

? ?

Pyramids.

? ?

But we can, we will, we must...

get that tape in
by 9:00 a.m. Friday,

or, as they say in cheer,

we're [bleep].

- ? Okay, let's go,
okay, let's go ?

? Okay, let's go,
five, six, seven, eight ?

- The head coach is like
the chef of a football team,

and this is where I do
my best cooking.

[laughs]
- Hey, babe-

Whoa, what's going on?

There's, like, a lot more
of y'all here than usual.

- Yep. I got a crew
following me now, too.

Yeah, your, uh, producers
are thinking about expanding

the Coach Potter universe,

so they're following me
for a hard-hitting walk

in the shoes of a
junior-college football coach.

- Oh,
but football season's over.

- Baby, championships
are built in the offseason.

- Um, baby, you know
I never want to keep you

from whatever this is,

um, but this is going to be
a real stressful week for me

so I just-
- Say no more.

You don't got to worry
about a thing,

not when you're
in Boon Country.

[country music]

That's what we're
calling my doc.

It's a play on words.
- Oh.

- Yeah.

- What words is it playing on?

- Boon...

and country.

- All right, y'all,
it is our skills week.

Let's pick a day
to get us on tape.

- Not Tuesday, okay?
It's my pet-detection final.

I am on a short leash
until then.

- Uh, my women's studies paper
is due on Wednesday

on why women be
so inspirational.

So I got to find a female hero.

- Yeah, and I also have
my Art-history final that day.

This year we're doing
Art Garfunkel.

- Because nothing is easy,

it's also finals week
here at Headltston.

We operate
on a trimester schedule here

in honor of having
the highest rate

of college pregnancies
in the nation.

Got to celebrate the wins
where you got 'em.

- I'm open. I'm already done
with my finals.

It was a joke.

I need a location.

- Can I suggest Monday?

- Monday's actually-
- Monday works for me.

- Monday is the typing final,
and you are all in my class.

- I won't be there,
but good luck.

- Krystal, everyone has to take
and pass their finals.

- Then I have a doctor's note.

- This is from your sister.

- In her country,
she's a doctor.

- My country is America.
I was born right here.

- For student athletes,

the student part
has got to come first,

because it's difficult to have
a career in cheer.

They have to be able to rely
on their degree

from a two-
to seven-year junior college.

And luckily for them,

Headltston has come up
in the rankings.

Plus, if they don't pass
their finals,

they can't go to Daytona.

- So we qualified for Daytona
six months ago at cheer camp.

Everybody's pretty happy here.

Ow!
It's too hard!

- That's as light
as I can do it.

- It's too hard
to teach you everything.

Just go.
Get. Get out.

So, um, what's going on
with Courteney's team?

What's their routine
looking like?

Can't tell me?
[chuckles]

Although, if you did, I'd make
it worth your while, doll.

- Damn, you're really hot
when you study.

- Stop playing.

- We are officially dating.
Clearly, it was meant to be.

- Stop kicking my chair.

- Why are you giving me crap?

- Because you're being
a big old weenie!

- We're just not going public
because we...

- Don't want to make it
awkward.

- Plus, it's just not cool

to go public with relationships
these days.

- Ladies and gentlemen,
my boyfriend.

- Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

And my girlfriend.
[both mumbling]

- Very well.
- Wait. Do-do-do-do.

- We are in an open
relationship.

- We are completely monogamous
and telling everyone.

- Hey, do any of you losers
want to take a break

and go to the Loose Button?
- Nuh-uh.

- Yeah?
- No, no, no, no, no.

Coach said if we don't pass
our finals, we're off the team.

- I'm a pet-detection major,
and if I don't pass,

I screw the pooch.

- Why are you so nervous?
You get straight A's.

- When I was four,
my foster mom told me

I needed to be perfect
at everything,

or I would die alone.

- I really need to focus.
I've been a bit distracted.

My divorce is official.
Let's go.

So much like my ex-wife was
for most of our marriage,

I'm dating.

Yeah, well, I'm on the apps.

I tried Love Herrrtz,

which I thought was
for rental-car employees.

It was not.

But I am done
making bad decisions,

which is why I got
on Cheerleaders Only.

Yeah, it's-it's an app
that matches you

with cheerleaders in your area.

I think the ladies will likey.

- Hey, baby,
you're in the industry.

My producers say
my sizzle reel is "zzzz."

Is that a play on words?

- Honey, I think
they mean, like...

[imitates snoring]

- Where the heck
is this coming from?

[country music]

Um, so today I will be ordering
mouthguards for my team.

Um, I normally go with white,

but, you know, I'm feeling
a little crazy,

so I think I'm going
to order purple.

[dramatic music]

No, they're sold out of purple.

Um...

so I guess we're going to go
with white.

- Well, I just think
maybe you need more drama

in there,
is what they're saying.

- Did you not hear
about the purple mouthguards?

- No, I did.

- Well, what's so dramatic
about yours?

- I have a skills tape
due on Friday

that I got to schedule
around finals,

which they have to pass.

And if I don't get the tape in,
we don't make Daytona,

and this whole year
will have been for nothing.

- No, Coach,
you've worked so hard.

You have to make Daytona.

What's going to happen?
- I don't know.

We have to watch and find out.

[typewriters clacking]

All right, that's time.
Typewriters down.

Steven.

Madonna, wake up, honey.
The test is over.

- Oh, thank God.
I dreamt I missed this.

- Here you are. You did it.
- Thank you.

- DiMarcus, thank you, sir.

Sally, thank you, ma'am.
- Thank you.

- Krystal.
- Here you go.

- Jesus be a tutor.

.

- I'm frankly disappointed
in both of you.

You know good and well

your sister cannot take

your typing final for you.

- Why not?
She takes all my tests.

- Because it's cheating.

- And why am I here?

- Because you got
the highest score in the class.

I talked
to your improv teacher.

She said, "yes, and" she also
got the high score in my class.

That means
you're a hidden brainiac.

- Shh. You're going to get me
kicked out of Fight Club.

- Look, here's what's
going to happen.

You're gonna tutor Krystal
so she can pass her final.

both: [shouting]
Why?

- I can't do the stunts
for my team,

but what I can do is bring in
a group of elite cheerleaders

to motivate them
and show them how it's done.

Now, y'all don't just watch.
I want you to watch and learn.

Pay attention
to their techniques.

Guys, look at their grips,
the way they use their legs.

Ladies,
look how tight they are,

how good the lines are
on their dismount.

- Mm.
- Steven,

why don't you finish chewing?
- Want some?

- No, I'm good, honey.

- ? Uh-huh this my... ?
[whistle blows]

? All the girls,
stomp your feet like this ?

? Few times I've been
around that track ?

? So it's not just gonna
happen like that ?

? 'Cause I ain't
no hollaback girl ?

? I ain't no hollaback girl ?

? Ooh, this my ?

? This my ?

? Ooh, this my ?

? This my ?

? I heard
that you were talking ?

? And you didn't think
that I would hear it ?

? That's right,
put your pom-poms down ?

? Getting everybody fired up ?

? Few times I've been
around that track ?

? So it's not just
gonna happen like that ?

? 'Cause I ain't no
hollaback girl ?

? I ain't no hollaback girl ?

? Few times I've been
around that track ?

? So it's not just gonna
happen like that ?

? 'Cause I ain't no
hollaback girl ?

? I ain't no hollaback girl ?

[whistle trills]
- That was amazing.

- Wow.

Really good. I mean, it is
like looking in a mirror.

- Maybe we should just have
them do the skills tape.

- That would be cheating,
and we don't cheat.

Right, Krystal?

Oh, come on.

- What is it?
Where's the screen?

- The screen is the-the paper.

- It's broken.

[gasps] What if I give you free
makeup and you do it for me?

It's made in Malaysia.

By kids.
- No, no, no,

just pretend this is-

this is your phone.
- Okay.

- Mm-hmm.

Pretend you're
losing followers.

Yeah.

- Oh, my God, I'm doing it.

- All right, y'all,
let's start off strong

with our tumbling pass-
I need my best athletes.

Steven.
- Yep, loud and clear.

I'll film it.

Mm.
- Good.

Yeah, they nailed that one.
[cell phone chimes]

All right, y'all,
gather around me.

- First match
on Cheerleaders Only.

Looks like someone
wants to fly.

Oh, wow.
Coach Istiny.

I can't, right?

Yeah, of course, no.
[chuckles]

Right?

- [trilling]

- Oh.
[knock at door]

- Dr. Aguado,
you wanted to see me?

- I, uh, have your final,
which you aced.

- Ventura.
[both laugh]

- That's so clever.

I have to give you a B
for the semester.

- Like a pet bee?

I'm actually allergic
and could die, but sure.

- The grade B-
you missed a number of classes

because of cheer
and mandatory quarantine

from your job
at The Candy Button Factory.

- Uh, no, I-I-I can't get a B.

Pet detection is the whole
reason I came to this school.

- [sighs]

Okay, actually, I have an
opportunity for extra credit.

Chubbs disappeared
24 hours ago.

You bring Chubbs home,
you get an A in my class.

- Alrighty, then.

[country music]

- Y'all are about
to see some drama.

I'm going to make
a recruitment call

to the number-one high-school
running back in all of Texas.

Now, I coach
at a Division IV school,

so gonna have to get
a little creative,

you know, just to keep up
with the big dogs.

[line trilling]
- Deville here.

- Byron, how you doing?

This is Coach Boon E. Potter

down at Sammy Davis Senior
Junior College.

ow would you like to be

our starting running back
next season?

- Man,
I committed to Auburn.

They're giving me
a million dollars and a car.

Why would I go to a crap
school I've never heard of?

- Maybe because
I'm willing to offer you

$2 million

and a sneaker deal.

- Whoo-hoo! I'm in!

Hey, Mom, quit your job.

We're going to move
somewhere safe.

- Were you authorized
to make that offer?

- No, that was just
a play on words...

like Boon Country.

.

- Krystal passed her exam
with a C.

It was actually a D,
but I made a typo.

The point is, everybody
passed their finals, and...

I got three out
of the four skills on tape.

I'm just finally starting
to feel good.

You know what?

Whoo!

Ow!
[discordant piano notes play]

This piano hates me.

It's fine.
[chuckles]

[bleep].

All right, y'all,

I want to congratulate you
for passing your finals.

[all cheer]

Now, the only thing standing
between you and Daytona

is a perfect pyramid.
- Coach, why are you limping?

- I got hit by a...

mini horse

with a ponytail.

I'm not good at lying...
[chuckles]

Which is why I don't do it.

That and the Bible says not to.

So this pyramid, yeah?
[Steven clapping hands]

Steven.
- Yep, oh, watch out. Ahh.

I need you-
oh, there he goes. Okay.

- Yep.
- All right.

- All right,
five, six, seven, eight.

Oh!

Okay, Pharaoh,
let my people go...

to Daytona,

because these pyramids
are sick!

- Whoo!
- Yeah!

- Somebody call the FBI,

because we got a pyramid scheme
on our hands.

[all cheering]

- That's what
I'm talking about!

- Yes! Yes!
- Yeah!

- Well done!

- We're going to Daytona.
- We did it.

Let's go to the Loose Button.
- Okay, baby, now hold on.

I still got to get this edited
and sent in, okay?

We're not going to count
our chickens just yet.

- Well, if Gil Gorkin
didn't count his chickens,

he wouldn't have known
two were missing.

But I found them,
as I will Chubbs.

I set up a tip line
looking for Chubbs,

but many gentlemen in this town
have misinterpreted that.

[cell phone chimes]
Oh.

Oh, okay.

Another [bleep] pic.

[country music]

- Byron Deville said I offered
him $2 million,

and you believed him?
- He's got it on tape.

They're making
a documentary on him.

- Documentary? Well, I'm pretty
sure he needs to disclose that.

What's it called?
- "A Deal with the Deville."

It's a play on words.

- How is that a play on words?

Look, I will give you
$3 million and a private jet

if you can make this go away.

[indistinct chatter]

- Ah, um, hello, milady.

- Hello, Mullally.
- Hmm.

- Good news-I saw what might
be rabbit scat in the kitchen.

- Ugh.
- That could be Chubbs.

- Let's go.
- Yes!

- Time is of the essence.

- Milady, my girlfriend-
they're doing a lot.

- Why is that bad?

- Before I commit, I need to
know that DiMarcus is all-in.

I mean, look what happened
between Art Garfunkel

and Simon Cowell.

I don't want to be like that.

- Why women be turning tables?

It's something we learn
in the next trimester,

so I just don't know
what's going on.

- Five dollars.
- Oh, I'm good, but thank you.

- Sorry. She doesn't know how
to pay for things by herself.

Here.

- Thank you, Steven Vaughn?
- Yeah.

Keep the tab open, please.

- Mm.
- Adorable.

- It is all happening.
[laughs]

All the times that I said,
we can, we will, we must,

I had some doubts
about the will and the must...

truth be told, also the can.

But this team-
they really came through.

Okay, here we go.

- Oh! Okay, Pharaoh,
let my people go.

- No.
[chuckles]

No.

No.

No!

Oh, my God,
he didn't record the pyramid.

He just recorded his-

Steven Ashley Vaughn.

Oh, you're lucky
there's people here

and I don't want to go to jail.

How is this supposed
to get us to Daytona?

How? Tell me.
- Okay, so-

- Keep your mouth shut
when you're talking to me.

This is a colossal mistake,
Steven.

I never should have trusted
you, but that's on me.

Is everybody here?
Yep.

All right, y'all,
we got to get back to the gym

and redo that pyramid.

- Peaches taught me
how to drink alcohol.

[laughs]
Have you ever heard of shots?

- I know you did not buy
these underage kids drinks.

- No, I didn't, I swear.
I can't even find my wallet.

- Well, technically,
the bar is in no-man's land,

so there's no drinking age.

- [whistles]
Keep 'em coming, Rick.

- All right, party's over.

Y'all got exactly two hours
to sober up.

Cold shower, black coffee,
put yourself in a bag of rice.

We got to be back
at that gym

and ready to hit zero
on that pyramid.

You heard?
Go on.

Don't dance
out of here, Krystal.

Not the time for dancing.
- I just want to say that-

- Steven!

- Take a seat, honey.

Burden me
with all your troubles.

- [scoffs]

I have a skills tape
due tomorrow at 9:00 a.m.

I don't know if we're going
to be able to get it in.

- Damn it.

I was doing so well, you know?

Got to be smarter.

Oh, hold on, there's
a hitchhiker right here.

Give me one second.

Let's see what this is about.

[window whirring]

- Hey, doll.
I saw you on the app.

Maybe we can go full-out.

[slurps]

- [panting]

- That's good.
- Yeah.

- Keep going.
- Yep.

- Yeah. Oh.
- Oh, yeah.

- Now finish.
- Yeah.

[panting]
That's-that's all I got.

- Don't leave me
hanging like that.

I need to see
the whole Daytona routine.

- Okay, yeah.
No, uh...

Oh, yeah, then DiMarcus-

he, uh, throws Krystal
up into a pyramid.

- Show me on me.
- Oh, if you shall.

Okay, so we just
come around here.

- Ready, okay, and-

- You do this in my gym?

- Uh, ooh, Coach, no,
this isn't what it looks like.

- Really?
'Cause what it looks like to me

is that you were showing
our rival our routine.

- Oh, she got it
on her first try.

- Ooh, Tammy,
you're running scared, girl.

That's the move of somebody

who doesn't know how to be
a championship coach.

- I'm not scared of anything,

except hawks that swoop down
and snatch up small prey.

- [imitates bird cawing]
Got you.

Get the hell out of my gym.
- Got what I needed anyway.

I know your routine-
PS, colon, it sucks.

- So I didn't find Chubbs,

but I found somebody
who owes you an apology.

- [scoffs]
Where'd you get my horse?

Come on, Sparkles.

Ready?
Okay.

- Oh.
[horse chuffs]

- Out of our way, freaks.

? Hey, hey ?
[horse neighs]

- You got
some explaining to do.

- I'm pretty sure
that maybe she probably

just rode it into town,
then walked from there.

- All y'all, we got to hit
this pyramid.

We have no time.

Steven, you're in time-out.

All right?
Now let's go.

We got three hours
before the tape is due.

Shoulder stands up.
Five, six, seven.

Shrug.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, and clap.

One, hit three.
- Uh-oh.

- Uh-oh? What's uh-oh?
No, ma'am.

No uh-oh.
- [retching]

[all scream]

- Give her a break.
She's a new drinker.

- Oh, God.

- Did you get it?

.

- How much time
am I looking at?

- Three.
- Three months?

That's not so bad.

I could probably just tell
Courteney

I was in the bathroom.
- No, three years.

- That's going to be
a harder sell.

Um...

is there, uh, anybody I can
flip on, like my camera crew?

They've been here
the whole time.

They didn't even
try to stop me.

Baby, you doing okay?
- No. It's over.

We got so close,
but we're not going to Daytona.

This whole year
has been a waste.

- Baby, what are
you talking about?

You have changed
those kids' lives.

- Oh, who cares, Boon?

They trusted me to get
them there, and I failed.

- Courteney Potter
does not fail.

You'll find a way.
You always do.

Hey.
- [sighs]

- Hey, you're the most
determined person I know.

- Honey, you are my rock.

I don't know what I would do
without you.

Promise you're never
going to leave me.

- When things settle down,

remind me to tell you
I'm going to prison.

- What?
[door opens]

- Hello!
- Krystal? What-

- Guess who learned
how to use a credit card

to break into a house.

- Peaches.
- You said to tutor her.

We need to talk
to you in private.

- Okay.

So what's going on?
What is that?

- I took it from
the camera crew.

They don't lock up
their equipment-it was easy.

- I also got the keys
to their van.

- Krystal.
- They film everything.

I bet they got the pyramid
Steve [bleep] up on here.

- Wait, that is stealing.

- Do you want it or not?

- Yes...

but I need a second
to rationalize it.

Okay, it's not stealing,
it's borrowing.

And the footage is of us.
That's not really cheating.

- Why don't we just ask them?
- I'm working.

Okay.

Look, this is not a moment
to take a lesson from, okay?

[whispering]
Just throw it on the ground.

- [coughs]
[object thuds lightly]

- [scoffs]

[normal voice] What is that?
- What?

- [gasps] What?
- What in the heck could it be?

- What is that?
Is that a bug?

- Can we get our van keys back?

- Are you sure
you got it in on time?

- Yes, honey, with two minutes
to spare, all right?

It's in there. We just-we got
to relax, you know?

Sometimes these things,
they-they take time.

[computer dings]
We got an email. Okay.

- Everybody, I found Chubbs.

And this is a great story,
so buckle on up.

- Just [bleep] say it!

- Krystal.
- Okay.

- Well, it turns out
he was a test bunny

at The Candy Button Factory,
so I'm absolutely keeping him,

and I don't care if I get a B
in the class.

Thank you. That's all.
No, I'm done, I'm done.

- Thank you, Sally. All right.
- I know. I know.

- Before I open this, you all
know you worked so hard, right?

No matter what happens...

[dramatic music]

? ?

We're going to Daytona.

[all cheering wildly]

[uplifting music]

- I wasn't sure
if DiMarcus was all-in

until I found
his women's studies final

about his female hero.

He wrote about me.

He says, Madonna
is in a league of her own,

that he wants to dress me up
in his love

and that I'm his ray of light.

How sweet is that?

- Yeah, I wrote about
the queen of pop.

Don't say anything
to my Madonna.

all: [chanting]
Daytona! Daytona! Daytona!

Daytona! Daytona!

- Steven, come here.

I owe you an apology.

I was putting together
footage of the pyramid,

and I saw that you showed
Tammy a fake routine.

- Ha!
And then I salute.

- I'm sorry.
- It's fine.

You know I would never
betray you, Coach.

- I do know that,
'cause you're a stand-up guy.

- This took a turn.
- Oh, no, no, no.

- No?
- Stand up.

That's not
what's happening here.

Just go and join the team.
- You sure?

- I like you like friends.
That's it.

Cheerleader coach.
It's-

- Coach! Get in here.

[chanting continues]

- All right, y'all,
clear a path.

- Oh, okay.

I'm about to pop out
and show something.

[all cheering]

- Right there.
You see that? Daytona!

- Well, good luck, Deville.

I'm sorry it didn't work out.
Take care.

It turns out that Auburn
heard about my offer,

and they matched it,

meaning, because of what I did,
that kid is sitting

on an extra million dollars
and a sneaker contract.

And that is how we do things
in Boon Country.

[chuckles]
Whew.

It all worked out.
I knew it would.

Whoo!

I'm free!

[person whistling]

- Mama, look.

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