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♪ Some walk by night ♪

♪ Some fly by day ♪

♪ Something is sweeter ♪

♪ 'Cause we met on the way ♪

♪ 'Cause we met on the way ♪

Ma, it's okay. We have a WATS line at work

and no one cares about the long distance.

Listen to me.

Listen to me!

When was the last time you and Dad went on a vacation, huh?

Mom, if you can't remember, then it's been too long.

You can too get a week off. You're just looking for excuses.

Tomorrow... tomorrow night...

Listen, Mom, I gotta go.

Yeah. My business meeting's about to start.

I'm sorry, Farley.

It's your time.

It's your time, Farley.

Jerry? Jerry?

You all right?

You gotta die, Farley.

You're gonna die...

tomorrow.

Who's there? Hap.

- Hap who? - Hap P.

Hap P?

♪ Happy anniversary to you ♪

♪ Happy anniversary to you ♪

♪ Happy anniversary, Maddie and David ♪

♪ Happy anniversary to me and you ♪

- Me and you? - Me and you.

Just what are you up to?

Hey, all work and no play makes any girl a lousy...

partner.

Champagne, huh? What's the occasion?

- You mean, you don't know? - Apparently not.

- It's our anniversary. - Anniversary?

Anniversary. Yeah. One year ago today

you slithered into my office, and pleaded with me to go into business.

A year, huh? Why does it seem so much longer?

You know, I think I've figured out the key to our success.

- Separate offices? - We're on the same wavelength, you and I.

- We communicate. We-- - We what?

Don't be funny. It doesn't become me.

- So it's our anniversary, huh? - So it's our anniversary. Uh-huh.

- My goodness, I had no idea. - That's okay, I got lots of them. I'll loan you one.

- So that's why you're here. - We're a team, Maddie!

Spinks and Holmes, Sears and Roebuck.

- Heckle and Jeckle. - They're still working together?

Think about it, Maddie. I think it's pretty amazing.

We stuck it out through thick and thin, through good cases through bad cases.

- Through no cases. - We've lasted longer than some people stay married.

- You wanna know why? - I told you, separate offices.

Because we respect each other.

Because we think of ourselves as partners.

Because we think of ourselves as equals.

All right, maybe you're a little more equal than me.

But the fact remains, the union works. The team is good.

To us. To our friendship.

To our agency. To another year.

I guess for a first year, it wasn't so bad.

- It wasn't that bad at all. - You really think so?

Absolutely I think so. And it can only get better.

We're more experienced, more seasoned.

That's why we have to look ahead, chart our course, set our priorities.

Lay the groundwork for the future today.

- The groundwork for the future? - The groundwork for the future.

- And that means understanding the past. - Understand the past?

Understand the past. Which means we have to analyze why we're doing so well.

And then give credit where credit is due.

- Credit where credit is due? - Credit where credit is due.

- We do? Says who? - We do. Says me.

Maddie, now's the time we got to give recognition to the people who set the example.

The folks who put in those late hours.

The loyal worker who tracks down an extra bad guy or two.

- And you know who these people are? - It just so happens I do.

Maddie, a year has gone by. Now is the time to assess performance

evaluate efficiency, review salaries.

- Review salaries? - Review salaries.

- Well, one salary in particular. - I love it when you get specific.

So, you want a raise.

- It's been a year. - I think you're right.

- Excuse me? - I don't think it's an unreasonable request.

- You don't? - We've been together a year, you've worked hard.

The truth is, I think you're entitled to more compensation.

- Not to mention money. - I think you should get a raise.

I think I'm speechless. Well, not exactly.

To...

a terrific lady boss.

- So... - So?

- So-ho-ho. - So-ho-ho, what?

- So-ho-ho, how much? - How much what?

- How much of a raise? - You really wanna do this now?

- No time like the present. - It's 8:30 at night.

Come on, I got no place to go and everybody knows you're miserably alone.

David, having this conversation with you makes me terribly uncomfortable.

- Why? - Because I don't want you getting mad at me.

- Mad at you? I'm not gonna get mad at you. - How can I be sure?

You write down a figure and I'll say yes.

I'm serious. I wanna handle this in a professional way.

I'm for that.

Long straw wins.

Let's try this.

You write down what you're looking for

and I'll write down what I'm prepared to offer, and then we'll trade.

You sure you don't wanna take a stab at rock, scissors, paper?

- Well. - Well.

- Oh. - What?

- You said you wouldn't get mad at me. - Are you nuts or what?

- Don't yell at me. - What is this, a joke?

- I have to be honest. - Is this for the week or for the year?

- I happen to think five percent is very generous. - Generous? Generous!

I'm out there risking my life every day, and this is all I'm worth?

You asked me to assess and evaluate and I did.

And this is all you came up with?

Under the circumstances, I think it's very fair.

Circumstances? What circumstances?

Well, you have to admit you're not exactly a model employee.

Wait, wait, wait. This is about deportment?

Your business behavior could use some improvement.

Hold it, hold it. I'll save us time.

I'll get my mom in here and we'll have a PTA meeting.

And it did occur to me that you've never solved a case.

- What? - That's not to say you haven't tried.

Are you crazy? I've solved lots of cases.

No, David. We've been lucky.

The cases have sort of worked themselves out.

Sometimes in spite of you.

- Us. - You're calling me incompetent.

Absolutely not. I'm just saying you never solve the case.

Oh.

David, you're hurt.

No, I'm not hurt. Later, when the numbness wears off, then I'll be hurt.

This isn't fair. I said I didn't wanna have this conversation.

You know...

you just may be the most ungrateful,

unfeeling person on the face of the planet.

- Why, because I told the truth? - And if you're not...

it ain't gonna take you a lot of practice to get there!

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings!

Yeah, right! Inflicting pain comes naturally to you!

You don't even have to think about it!

Happy anniversary to you too!

- Good night! - What's so good about it?

♪ Happy anniversary to you ♪

♪ Happy anniversary to you ♪

♪ Happy anniversary, Maddie Hayes ♪

♪ Eat dirt and die ♪

Excuse me.

Excuse me, is this Maddie Hayes' detective agency?

Yeah. Well, she seems to think so.

Is she in? I thought I just saw her getting on the elevator.

Yeah, well, you saw right. Are you a friend of hers?

No. You a detective?

Depends on who you talk to.

Well, I need to talk to a detective.

- Well, Mrs...? - Miss.

Ah. Miss.

Well... these really aren't business hours.

But these are our eating, drinking and trolling hours.

Now, if you're hungry, thirsty or willing--

Look, I have reason to believe that someone's going to be murdered tonight.

- What? - I just thought someone ought to know.

His name is Farley. It's supposed to happen tonight.

In the elevator...

um, ninth floor, Biltmore Hotel.

I don't know what to do.

You might want to give this guy Farley a call

and tell him to get off at the eighth floor.

This isn't a joke.

Okay. So, you're saying...

that some guy named Farley is gonna be killed tonight.

That's what I've heard, yeah.

Uh-huh. Somebody told you this?

One of my clients, he talks in his sleep.

Talks in his sleep? What kind of business you in?

Okay.

He's a regular. I see him every Monday.

Buys the whole night.

He's always mumbling about something.

I think he must be under a lot of stress.

Anyway, usually I just turn over, don't pay any attention,

grateful for the sleep.

But last night was different.

Scary.

Hell, it was about murder.

I thought maybe I should talk to somebody.

Didn't feel comfortable about going to the police.

So can you do something?

What exactly are you hiring me to do?

- I didn't know I was hiring you. - That's the way it works, baby.

You want me to protect this Farley guy--

I don't even know who this Farley guy is.

Why would I wanna pay you to protect some guy I don't even know?

Look. I heard something. I wanted to tell somebody.

No big deal, okay?

- Okay. - Okay.

Whoa!

- Morning. - Yup.

Every day at this time.

- Morning, Mr. Addison. - Uh-huh.

- Morning, Ms. Hayes. - Uh-huh.

Not morning people.

Whoa!

Hello, Mr. Addison.

Goodbye, Mr. Addison.

♪ It's too bad not to know ♪

♪ I don't know I hurt you so ♪

♪ Baby talk to me ♪

♪ I'm so sad I can't wait ♪

♪ Baby, please don't hesitate ♪

♪ Baby talk to me ♪

- What can I get you? - I'm looking for a girl.

You and every other guy in this place.

You want something to drink? It's almost as good.

♪ Communications start from me to you ♪

♪ We have to talk it through to clear the air ♪

♪ We've got to talk to show the love we share ♪

♪ Baby talk ♪

♪ We can work it out ♪

♪ Baby talk ♪

♪ I know without a doubt ♪

♪ Baby talk ♪

♪ We can work it out ♪

Look who's here.

I read the paper this morning.

"Dear Abby" said something interesting.

She said when two people meet,

they should introduce themselves.

I guess I kind of forgot to do that last night.

I'm David Addison.

Out of my way. I'm working.

♪ Baby talk ♪

I also read about Farley in this morning's paper.

- You sure read a lot. - You were right about everything.

Coming to the party a little late, aren't you?

You didn't do anything.

I told you so you could get there before anything happened

but you didn't do anything.

Would you do me a favor and not stand so close?

You're confusing the customers.

How did you find me?

I've been to every bar and every hotel in Beverly Hills.

Look. About last night.

Listen, I need to talk to you.

Well, these are not exactly my talking hours.

Actually, what these are, are my being "wined and dined

and treated just fine" hours.

Good.

Uh, listen, can you hear me all the way over here

with my foot in my mouth?

All I can hear is the sound of money talking.

All right.

Well...

how about if I pay you

to take yourself off the market for a while?

Room 1411.

Give me five minutes.

I'm gonna need a receipt.

Culligan Man.

Um...

- Toby. - Toby.

Oh, don't. Don't do that.

Okay.

Give me a hint.

You're gonna love this.

I'm not even gonna mess your hair up.

- Tell me about the guy. - The guy?

The guy. The guy who told you...

Farley was gonna die. Who was he?

What do you mean, who was he? He's a guy.

- Yeah, yeah. What was his name? - His name? I don't know his name.

You said he was a regular. You said he was every Monday.

He is. Regular.

Every Monday night.

Sometimes twice a week.

Sometimes three times.

We meet in the bar. We come up here. But I don't know his name.

It's not like he pays by check or anything.

I mean, why would I need to know his name?

Which reminds me...

you're clear?

Buttoned, unbuttoned, up, down, we're on the clock.

Yeah. I'm clear. What was his name?

You're clear but you're stupid.

Come on, you mean you never got up in the middle of the night

- and went through his wallet? - Look, what do you care who he is?

I'm no different than you.

I smell a fee.

A man dies. I'm a detective.

- Trust me, this guy didn't kill him. - How do you know?

I just know.

He's a schlub.

He's connected but... he's not connected.

I mean, I don't think he gives orders

and I know he doesn't carry them out.

I think he just knows stuff, you know.

Does he talk a lot in his sleep?

Excuse me?

This is for now.

What's he pay you for an all-nighter?

A thousand dollars.

Here's 500.

- What for? - For staying awake.

- I don't get it. - Next time you sleep with him, just keep your ears open.

- That's it? - That's it.

Five hundred dollars for being a good listener

and for calling me the next morning.

Hey.

Party's over?

Party's over.

Blue Moon Investigations.

Thanks for calling the only agency that offers

a double-your-crime-back guarantee.

Amnesia cases are our special today.

Finding the real you is our forte.

We'll locate your name, find where you reside,

and throw in a gala welcome-home party besides.

Yes?

What? Who?

Uh-oh, Ms. Hayes.

Uh-oh?

Mr. Addison isn't in yet. Uh-oh.

That is not uh-oh news, Ms. DiPesto.

This is.

- The police want to talk to him. - The police? What do they want?

- They didn't say. - Uh-oh.

See?

All right, maybe I better take the call.

Hello, this is Maddie Hayes, David Addison's associate.

May I be of some help?

Uh-huh.

He what?

Oh, yes. I'll tell him.

Goodbye.

- Mr. Addison in trouble? - No.

Just tell me when he comes in.

Okay.

- Just got in. - Just got in?

Just got in.

Morning. Could I see you for a moment?

Sorry I'm late. Had some things to do this morning.

- I guess you did. - I know I did.

So I'm beginning to realize.

- Okay. - The police called.

- Oh, yeah? What about? - They wanted to congratulate you

- on cracking their case. - Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

David, forgive me, but I'm feeling a little stupid.

- Not only that, you look a little peaked. - David, I'd like some answers.

Delaware. All of the above.

- Ninety degrees. - What?

The sum of the angles in an isosceles triangle.

- Now you ask some questions. - David, about this case.

Too late. I already cracked it.

- Would you like to tell me what "it" is? - No.

David, David, David! As your employer,

I think I'm entitled to an explanation.

Maddie, Maddie, Maddie! It's no big deal.

I saw a wrong, and I tried to right it.

I saw an injustice, I tried to balance the scales, I--

See manure and knew how to spread it.

Do I detect a bit of skepticism here?

You cracked a case for the police?

- Sorry. - What kind of case?

What difference what kind of case?

It was a small case, an inconsequential case.

Hell, it would have to be for me to solve it, right?

Look, I don't want to discuss this, not in front of these people.

You're embarrassing me.

- Any messages, Ms. DiPesto? - Just the mayor's office.

They called to thank you for cracking the case

and said if you're ever looking for work,

there's a spot in the DA's office for you.

Oh.

Excuse me.

Ha!

- Huh? - Ha ha.

Uh-huh.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Uh-huh. Maddie--

Very amusing. Very funny, David.

You put someone up to call me to say they're with the police.

You put someone up to call Ms. DiPesto, say they're with the mayor.

Well, I get the message. You resent our conversation the other night

and feel you deserve a bigger raise.

Maddie, I didn't put anybody up. I really solved the case.

- You did? - I did. Why do you find that so hard to believe?

Who says I find it hard to believe? Who's the client?

- Client? - The client.

I don't know. Mankind's the client.

- Mankind? - Mankind.

- Did you get a billing address? - You really have a problem with this, don't you?

- With what? - With the fact that I solved a case.

- I have no problem with it. - I think you do.

- Well, I don't. - Well, I think you do.

- Well, I think you're wrong. - Oh, you do?

Yes, I do. As a matter of fact,

one of the things I was planning to do this morning

was come in here and tell you that I thought about the other night,

and it did occur to me

that I just might have misjudged you.

You? Misjudged me? Is that possible?

Oh, I suppose so.

And perhaps what I ought to do is rethink your raise.

- No kidding. - No kidding.

Well, for what it's worth, I don't want a raise.

- What? - Yeah. You can just pay me commissions on my cases,

I'll probably make more money that way.

- You think so? - Yes, I think so.

Well, let me remind you, Mr. Addison,

that one case does not a detective make.

Well, let me remind you, Ms. Hayes,

I hate it when you talk backwards.

- Fine. - Fine.

- Good. - Good.

♪ In a West End town, a dead end world ♪

♪ The East End boys and West End girls ♪

♪ In a West End town, a dead end world ♪

♪ The East End boys and West End girls ♪

♪ West End girls ♪

♪ Too many shadows, whispering voices ♪

♪ Faces on posters, too many choices ♪

♪ If, when, why, what? ♪

♪ How much have you got? ♪

♪ Have you got it? Do you get it? ♪

♪ If so, how often? ♪

♪ Which do you choose, a hard or soft option? ♪

What do you say we send a bottle of something nice

over to the young lady in the silver dress?

- Yes, sir. - Okay.

♪ The East End boys and West End girls ♪

♪ In a West End town, a dead end world ♪

♪ The East End boys and West End girls ♪

♪ West End girls ♪

♪ West End girls ♪

What's with you?

What are you, stupid? I'm working.

I know you're working. I got a business proposition for you.

Well, I've already gotten a proposition this evening. Thank you.

Wait a second, wait a second. Here.

This is for you.

Go ahead, open it.

♪ You can find a place that no one knows ♪

♪ Where money talks and streets are gold ♪

♪ Someone stands in every door ♪

♪ And if they speak they break the law ♪

♪ We can work something out ♪

♪ We can work something out ♪

♪ Ask a question: blank faces ♪

♪ Read the news and turn the pages ♪

I don't know. I saw it and I thought of you.

I figured it might come in handy.

You can probably even jam a nightie in there if you have to.

This is, um, nice.

Why did you do this?

- Are you gonna ask me something? - No, not now. You gotta go back.

He'll be okay another minute or two.

I told him you're my brother.

Oh, by the way, he's my Monday night.

That's old motor mouth, huh?

- Doesn't look the type. - Trust me, no one ever looks the type.

- So, what did you wanna ask me? - No big thing.

I just wanted to see if you'd be free once a week

to do our "morning after the night before" trick.

- What? - Same routine.

Five hundred dollars per. We get lucky,

there'll be a little extra something in your stocking.

- What are you talking about? - Profit sharing.

You share the information, and I'll share the profits.

All you got to do is keep telling me what he says.

Tell you so you can tell the police. I can't do that.

But you've already done it. I'm just asking you to do it again.

Do you know who this man is?

If he ever found out, he wouldn't think twice about having us both killed.

How's he gonna find out? He doesn't know he talks in his sleep.

And he damn sure doesn't know anybody's listening.

- I'm not interested. - Hey, what we're doing here is a good thing.

This guy is a walking caseload of crimes about to happen.

And we are in the position to stop him.

Look, don't misunderstand.

It's not like I care about the guy.

But I don't wanna see him go to prison.

Prison? Are you kidding? Me neither.

That's the last thing I want to have happen.

That'd be like killing off the goose that's laying the golden eggs.

Honey, I want this guy alive and well.

Sleeping and talking.

Think about it, okay?

I'll pick you up tomorrow morning.

Okay, sis?

Blue Moon. Please hold. Blue Moon. Please hold.

Blue Moon. Please hold.

Sorry, he's not in.

Sorry, he's not in. Sorry, he's not in.

Yes, Ms. Hayes? Yes, Ms. Hayes? Yes, Ms. Hayes?

When do we expect him? When do we expect him? When do we expect him?

No, I have no idea. No, I have no idea. No, I have no idea.

You want me to leave him a message to tell him you want to see him?

No, that won't be necessary. Mr. Addison?

This is the seventh big crime you've solved in as many days.

- How do you account for your extraordinary record? - No comment.

- What about the rumors you may run for public office? - No comment.

David, think there's a way you and I can get a couple minutes to talk?

No comment!

- Maddie! - Mr. Addison?

- I've got a list of campaign... - I got a couple of matters here that...

Maddie!

- You wanna talk? - Now?

Gee, I get the feeling you're busy.

- Really? Uh, tomorrow? Lunch? - Tomorrow, lunch!

Isn't success wonderful? Whoa...

One minute, one minute of your time!

Yes?

- Ms. Hayes? - Ms. DiPesto?

Ms. Hayes...

No, nothing's wrong.

Excuse me?

You've got your "let's have a meaningful conversation" face on.

I know what that means.

You're wondering if something is bothering me.

Well, nothing is bothering me.

So take your meaningful conversation face off.

What could be bothering me? The business is a huge success.

Our financial worries seem to be behind us.

The last couple of days, I've even had some free time to myself.

What could be bothering me?

I guess nothing could be bothering you.

What about Mr. Addison?

What about Mr. Addison?

No, I mean, I haven't seen much of him lately.

He's been working by himself, I've been working by myself.

How's he adjusting to all this success?

He seems to be getting along just fine.

Oh, he is?

- Well, good for him! - Good for him?

- Good for us. - Good for us?

Agnes... you're too oversensitive.

What could I have to be bothered about?

What could anyone have to be bothered about?

I don't know what I could have been thinking about.

I have to see him first, my source...

- He's gotta sign these... - Hey, wait a second!

- Mr. Addison, I have to see you-- - Whoa!

Sorry, Mr. Addison.

Look, all I'm trying to say is, if you haven't found the guy by now--

Okay, look, we'll give it a crack.

What's this guy's name? D.B. Cooper.

Got it. We make any progress, I'll give you a call. Give.

Talk to me. He was there!

You did catch him? Just like I said?

What do you mean, why do I sound so surprised? Why do you sound surprised?

Stopping crimes before they occur is what I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, no, no, you don't have to thank me, chief.

Just make sure the reward money gets over here.

Any luck on that parking ticket?

Well, see what you can do.

Give. Hello? This is David Addison.

What? A television show?

About me?

Well, I don't know, I think people have had it with detective shows.

I would love to do a good Western.

Well, that's why they're in third place. Go.

- Tell him I'll call when I know more. - Mm-hmm.

- Tell him to call me when he knows more. - Uh-huh.

- Tell Mr. Bloom to call my attorney. - Mr. Bloom is your attorney.

Well, introduce him to himself, and let the two of them fight it out.

Uh-huh.

But I don't wanna be billed double!

Uh-uh.

- Yes, Ms. DiPesto? - Yes, Mr. Addison?

Is there something you wanted to talk to me about?

No, Mr. Addison. It can wait.

Oh. You sure?

Really.

It's nothing.

I was just talking to Ms. Hayes--

Ms. Hayes!

Uh-huh.

Could you give us a minute here?

So, what did she say?

- Who? - Ms. Hayes.

- About what? - About anything.

- Anything? - Anything.

All right, did she happen to mention anything about...

- me? - You?

Me.

I mean, I haven't seen her much lately.

I've been working by myself, she's been working by herself.

I mean...

does she say anything when she hears that I solve another case?

I don't know. You didn't solve one while I was in there.

Really?

- But she's happy, right? - She says she is.

How about you, Mr. Addison?

- You seem a little down. - Me? Down? No, I'm not down.

A little exhausted,

a little lonely, maybe.

Cracking cases, collaring criminals,

collecting commission, it's hard.

But I'm not down.

I mean, as long as she's happy.

Well...

You want everybody to come back?

No, not just yet, Ms. DiPesto.

I think I'll just rest here for a minute.

Okay, come on.

Let's go.

Hands on the car! All right, spread them! Come on.

I don't know how you do it.

Let's hurry up and get these guys downtown, grab a late lunch.

Lunch?

- Maddie here? - No, she's with you.

She's not here?

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Hi, this is Maddie. I'm not in right now.

But if you leave your name and number and the time you called,

I'll be happy to call you back. Thank you and goodbye.

- Hi. - Hi.

Sorry I'm late.

It's just one of those days.

Hey, nice ice.

Very beautiful.

Somebody give you that?

I gave me that.

I've been making a--

We've been making a lot of extra money.

- Good for you. - And you?

And me what?

And are you enjoying the fruits of our success?

Uh, it's okay.

I mean, it's no big deal.

I just always thought when...

this part of my life started working

the rest of my life would fall into place.

And now that this part of my life sure is working,

the rest of my life is falling apart.

Hey, hey, hey, don't get me wrong.

I'm not quitting.

I know we're on the gravy train.

I'm not about to jump off.

Come on, come here.

No more tears, okay?

Don't cry.

Let's get down to business.

What did Sleeping Beauty say?

There's going to be another murder.

These guys ever take a vacation?

Who's it gonna be this time?

You.

- You who? -"You" you.

"Me" me?

Dear Maddie:

I'm sorry...

to do this by letter.

But...

there is no time...

for goodbyes.

Hey.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

It's okay. It's only the left ventricle.

The other three chambers are pumping like crazy.

- So? - So?

- What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?

About lunch yesterday--

Hey, you're a busy man, I understand.

You weren't in the office all day.

- Maddie. - Don't look at me.

This is going to be hard enough to say without you looking at me while I'm saying it.

I respect you so much, David Addison.

Maddie.

- You are a great detective. - No, I'm not, Maddie--

Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

You have a gift, David, some kind of a gift.

When I think how all this time

I had myself believing that I was carrying you,

and all that time...

you were holding back

to give me room to grow, to learn, to catch up with you.

When I think about you asking me for a raise

and me saying no.

- Maddie? - David, I've been in that office

the past couple of hours, just sitting, thinking,

trying to figure out the future.

What are you talking about?

Well, I think you have to be blind

not to see that we've outgrown each other.

You shouldn't be working for somebody.

Certainly not for me.

You have never been more wrong about anyone or anything

in your entire life.

I don't know. You know, I was in an elevator yesterday.

There were a couple of guys talking about you. They'd read about you in the newspaper.

And one of the guys said maybe you knew so much about organized crime

because you were tied into organized crime.

And it was all I could do not to hit the guy!

I wanted to tell them about the...

the day I stormed in here three weeks ago

and you had just broken this big case.

And I asked you who the client was.

And you said, "The client was mankind."

And I got mad. And you were serious.

David, you have a great gift.

And you're a good man, besides.

And I'm glad we got to work together.

- David? - Maddie, there's something I have to do.

There's this worm that I was gonna run away from,

and I think he needs to be stepped on.

And I'm just the lizard to do it.

- David? - Later.

MADDIE "Dear, Maddie, I'm sorry to do this by letter,

but there is no time for goodbyes. "

♪ In a West End town, a dead end world ♪

♪ The East End boys and West End girls ♪

♪ In a West End town, a dead end world ♪

♪ The East End boys and West End girls ♪

♪ West End girls ♪

- Look-- - I'm sorry, but this seat is reserved.

I know who you are.

And I know that you know who I am.

And I know that knowing who I am, you're not gonna sit still here very long

and listen to what I have to say.

Like it or not, I'm gonna say it, you know?

Do I know you?

Really, this table is reserved.

I mean, there are plenty of seats over there, if you...

You don't know who I am?

No.

Look, I'm sorry,

but my date's gonna be here any second and--

Oh, my God!

- Toby. - Toby.

- Jerry? - Toby.

You two know each other?

Well?

Wait a second, I know who you are.

You're her brother!

Sit down, please, Toby. Come on, sit.

Sit down, sit down. Toby. Please, sit down.

The other night when he came in looking for you.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

You know, when you first sat down at the table, and the whole speech:

"I know who you are, you know who I am."

It took me a second but now I really do know who you are.

And I-I know why you're upset.

Listen, if I had a sister who...

Uh...

I mean, was running with...

Um...

Let me tell you something that you don't know.

We're really very good for each other.

I'm getting her to...

rethink her career.

And, well, she doesn't know it yet but, uh,

she's been getting me to rethink mine.

- It's awful nice to meet you...? - David.

- David! - Addison,

that letter you wrote me demands an explanation.

- Uh-oh. - What--?

- Who? - Hello.

Addison?

David Addison? Your brother is David Addison?

Brother? Is this your sister?

Sis, Jerry. Nice to meet you. Me and the missus gotta run.

- I promised the sitter we'd be home early. - That man is David Addison?

I'm gonna kill you!

You are ruining my life!

You're not adding a lot to the quality of mine either.

- Off of him! Off of him! - Off of him?

I'm gonna kill him!

I don't how he does what he does, but he's not gonna do it anymore!

Come on, break it up! Get off of him!

- Come on, lady! - Break it up, break it up.

- Jerry, it's not him, it's me! - You?

What are you talking about, you? This is David Addison!

This is the man that has been getting in the middle of everything

the people I work for have been trying to do.

But it's not his fault!

In fact, the truth is, it's your fault.

My fault? My fault?

How in the hell could it be my fault?

What are you saying, I'm a yutz on purpose?

I'm saying you talk in your sleep.

What?

Whenever we sleep together, you talk...

about whatever's on your mind, whatever's about to happen.

I what?

You told me and I told him and he...

Pretended he figured it out all by himself.

I talk in my sleep and you listen?

I said things in my sleep and you told him?

You talked about people getting hurt. Dying.

Wait a minute. I'm all right, I'm all right. Wait a second.

What is this world coming to?

I mean, a bed, it's like a--

a confessional.

What happens in that bed, what is said in that bed--

I mean...

you're like a priest.

Everybody knows that!

I'm sorry, Jerry.

You're sorry?

You're sorry!

Hey!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Just my luck. They're all wearing underwear.

Sounds like the cavalry!

Ha ha!

Well, well, you did it again. I suppose you're going to get credit for all this.

I suppose so.

- You mad? - Mad?

Mad. I mean...

I guess you got a right to be a little mad.

- I'm not mad. - Good.

I'm...

livid.

♪ Some walk by night ♪

♪ Some fly by day ♪

♪ Something is sweeter ♪

♪ 'Cause we met on the way ♪