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- Hi, I'm Madelyn Hayes, and this is David Addison. - Right.

And we'd just like to take a minute or two before the show starts

- to welcome you back to another season of Moonlighting. - That's right. That's wrong.

- Wait a second. - I don't know why I'm here. I don't know what I'm doing here.

You're here because we're welcoming people back to another season.

- Ha! - You're here because the network wants us

- to welcome the viewers back. - Double ha!

- You're here because Lou told you to do it. - Just say it!

Just say it! The network says that tonight's show is too short.

The network says every show has to be one hour long.

- Not 59 minutes, not 61 minutes. - Now you see?

- 60 minutes long. And we're a minute short. - Now the whole world knows.

- Mr. Thomopoulos, Mr. Erlicht, I am very sorry. - And do you know why?

- Karen, get my agent on the phone, please. - Because talk too fast!

If you slowed down once in a while, maybe we could have a show that lasts an hour.

Not because I'm talking fast. Because you're talking when I'm talking.

- That's it, I've had it! - That's it.

If the producers want to welcome the viewers back they can do it themselves.

Cut!

How was that?

Sorry, Cybill. Sorry, Bruce. Too short.

Too short? And you know why, don't you?

- Don't even think about blaming this on me. - Because you talk too fast.

It's not because I'm talking too fast because you're talking when I'm talking.

- Start the show. - Start the show?

Start the show.

Welcome back.

♪ Some walk by night ♪

♪ Some fly by day ♪

♪ Nothing could change you ♪

♪ Set and sure of the way ♪

♪ There is the sun and moon ♪

♪ They sing their own sweet tune ♪

♪ Watch them when dawn is due ♪

♪ Sharing one space ♪

♪ We'll walk by night, babe ♪

♪ We'll fly by day ♪

♪ Moonlighting strangers ♪

♪ Who just met on the way ♪

Evening, Mr. Navarone.

Got your money.

Got all of it.

It's 7:37.

It's 7:38.

- Sorry. - Sorry?

You said 7:32.

Hey, hold on a second. Hold on a second!

Five minutes?

You're gonna burn a deal over five minutes?

Come on!

Five minutes? You're gonna blow a hundred grand over five minutes?

I'm a big believer in punctuality.

This is serious business you want to get into.

Wanna be in a serious business?

You have to act serious.

Next time, on time.

Come here. Check out your merchandise.

Wow.

Yeah, wow.

Okay, kid, get your booty off my trunk.

This time I ain't stopping.

- Mr. Navarone? - Yeah?

- Uh, just-- just one more thing. - Yeah.

You're under arrest, jackass.

Ladies and gentlemen. Prepare yourself for an evening

that's destined to change your life.

It's The Thin and Rich Story.

As told by the only guy who knows all the good parts,

Mr. Rich and Thin himself,

Richard Addison!

Oh, my goodness, what a crowd.

Thank you.

♪ Wanna tell you a story 'bout a guy with a roll ♪

♪ Said gotta find some glory, gotta make some dough ♪

♪ Gotta find some glory Gotta make some dough ♪

♪ So he thinked and he thinked and he thunk and he thunk ♪

♪ And after he was done he invented this junk ♪

♪ This goo, this gop, this weird-looking swill ♪

♪ It's called Rich and Thin and here's what it will do ♪

♪ It will melt your fat, melt it clear away ♪

♪ It'll keep you lean 'til your dying day ♪

♪ But that's not all this stuff will do ♪

♪ Yes it will make you rich, it'll do that too ♪

♪ Yes it will make you rich, it will do that too ♪

♪ Now how can we make a promise like this ♪

♪ That this powdered goop can make you rich ♪

♪ You can make this promise because it's true ♪

♪ It worked for me, it'll work for you ♪

♪ He used to be fat and he used to be poor ♪

♪ Now he's thin and he's rich, drives a Porsche 944 ♪

Sorry you didn't sell any of that stuff, man.

Hey, anything new takes time.

Gum. Gum took a long time.

People didn't understand when they heard you're supposed to chew the stuff

without actually eating it.

Yeah, anything new, you got to educate the public.

What did we say, 35?

- Forty. - Forty.

Now how about grass. You know, lawns?

Here's this stuff.

You plant it, you fertilize it. You water it.

I mean, there are people who take better care of this stuff

than they do their own kids.

So they can do what? Cut it and throw it away.

What are you staring at?

Well, it's in the shop. I mean, a Porsche is a very delicate machine.

Whatever you say, man.

Very delicate, very delicate.

♪ Money, money, money, money ♪

And that's the O'Jays' For the Love of Money.

That's also our Super Song of the Day,

so be caller number 22, and we're gonna give you $4,000,

That's 4,000 big ones, just for being the 22nd caller to get through on our Boogie Line.

So just ask yourself, what radio station pays cold hard cash to its listeners?

Ain't no other, brother! We're KRKD, your radio station,

The number, 555-1234. That's 555-1234.

Let's go to the phones. Hello, you're caller number one.

What do you mean you can't break it? Operator, this is an emergency.

You're caller number 5. - I'm sorry, Mr. President. She just doesn't believe me.

Perhaps you or Mr. Iacocca would like to speak to her yourselves.

Operator, I don't mind telling you, you're putting me in a hell of a spot here.

Hello, you're caller number 12. - Are you calling me a liar?

13. - Yeah? Well, reach out and touch this, mama.

- Anyone waiting to see us? - See us what?

- Any calls? - Calls?

Any appointments?

John Gavin was made ambassador to Mexico again.

I'll be in with Mr. Addison.

Certainly.

Mrs. Middleman, I don't care if I have to look under every woman in Los Angeles.

I am going to find your husband.

No, no, no, no, no. I wouldn't do the job

if I didn't love it, Mrs. Middleman.

You too. Bye-bye.

- Something I can do for you? - What was that?

- Phone. Still is. - Addison, did we get a case?

- A case? - A case.

- A case? - A customer.

- A customer? - A customer.

That woman on the phone. Does she want to hire us?

Was that a case?

- Kind of. - Kind of?

Yeah, kind of.

- Maybe. - What do you mean, kind of, maybe?

What was that?

That?

That was an inquiry.

- An inquiry? - An inquiry.

- An inquiry. - Hey, come on. An inquiry.

An inquiry's not bad. An inquiry is kind of like...

case foreplay.

You gotta have an inquiry before somebody gives you a case, right?

- Case foreplay? - Don't you get it?

This is great. This means people are beginning to hear about us, take us seriously.

There was no one on the phone, was there, David?

What are you talking about, Mrs. Middleman?

Lives in Pacoima.

The mister said he was going out to the mall,

turns out he was going out with a moll.

She's gonna shop around, call other agencies, check prices.

There was no one on the phone, David.

- All right, all right. There was no one on the phone. - Terrific. You're terrific.

- The whole world's terrific. - Okay. Okay. Everybody knows you're feeling a little bit--

Depressed? Depressed is what I was before I started feeling really bad

and became what I am now. Do you know what I just did?

I just called a radio station.

They were giving away money, and I thought, if I could only win some.

Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, you're losing your grip,

and I haven't even had a chance to sample it yet.

Maddie, look at me. I know that you're feeling a little bit disillusioned,

- Impoverished. - but that is no reason to act so--

Terrified! And I'm not acting, David.

We've been at this for months, and it's not getting any better.

This business is a giant pit I'm throwing my money into.

Not forever. It's gonna turn around. Maddie, this is no time to throw in the towel.

Towel? Pretty soon there aren't going to be any more towels.

No towels. No bathroom. No anything.

It's gonna be pretty tough on the old personal hygiene.

Oh!

The Internal Revenue Service wants me to sell my house.

- Your house? - My house.

Between what I owe in payroll taxes and personal taxes,

that house is the only thing I have left.

Your house?

I worked for 11 years for that house.

If the government tries to sell it out from under me--

Ooh, Scarlett,

Tara ain't on the block yet. How much do you need?

- 35,000. - Dollars?

Yes.

Where on earth am I gonna get that kind of money?

I don't know.

- But we will. - We will?

- We will. - How?

- We'll make it. - Where? On the Xerox machine?

Lady, how many times do I gotta tell you?

We're sitting on a money machine here.

We just gotta figure out how to turn it on, that's all.

You are a preposterous human being. Do you know that?

- A preposterous human being. - Why? Because I believe

- in thinking positively? - Thinking positively?

David, we're standing on the decks of the Titanic,

and you're suggesting songs to the band.

This business doesn't work.

No one calls. No one comes in.

It's breaking your heart.

And it's bankrupting me.

Why are we putting ourselves through this?

- Why? - Because we are on the verge, Maddie. We are on the verge.

- On the verge of what? - On the verge of happening. Any hour, any minute now,

Why am I asking? He'll just tell me. I can't believe I'm listening to you.

I know you're depressed. This is normal. You've got a right to be concerned.

Why am I living this life? I didn't do anything to deserve this.

I know what's got your nervous. This mild recessionary trend we're experiencing.

If I knew being good didn't matter, I would have stayed up later or slept around more.

Don't you think this happens at every company? Of course it does.

I remember reading about this small, little roadside outfit. Nothing was working.

Nobody in the store. The milk going bad in the cooler.

One day, Mr. Eleven says to Mr. Seven, "Sev, why don't we open a little earlier,

close a little later?" A lightning bolt goes off in Sev's head.

The two guys switch billing. The rest is business history.

- Addison! - Maddie, we are in the same place.

All right. I'll admit it. Things are not running as smoothly as they could,

but they will. We work out the kinks, ba-bing!

I'm telling you, any day now, any hour, any minute, this phone is gonna ring.

How'd you do that?

Wait. I'll do it again.

Yes?

For Mr. Addison.

- It's his brother? - My brother?

Do you have a brother?

Oh, brother.

Davie and Richie. I never even knew you had a brother.

I never thought of him as a brother.

I always thought of him as Mom and Dad's science project.

How long has it been since you've seen him?

This is the '80s?

Sounds like he's doing well. Staying at the Bel-Air Hotel,

- dinner at Adriano's. - Mm-hmm.

- You're shook, aren't you? - What?

David Addison, you're shook.

You're shook because you think your brother

might be doing better than you.

That's why you wanted me to come along tonight, isn't it?

- What are you talking about? - What does he do?

- He annoys me. - No. I mean, for a living.

I don't know.

Look, we're brothers, but we have nothing in common.

- I mean, we're not alike at all. - Really?

Yeah, he's one of these guys, got an angle on everything.

- That is different. - Never worked an honest day in his life.

- Could be he was adopted. - I remember he was always hitting the relatives up

for money. Seed money for some new idea. Gonna make everybody a million bucks.

Crazy stuff. Square hula hoops. String-less yo-yos.

One time, he wanted money to put tequila in those little packets

that ketchup and mustard come in for people that can't find a shot glass.

Strange boy.

You're right. Doesn't sound like you at all.

- There he is. - David, you're hurting my arm.

How do I look? I look okay? Everything tucked?

- Everything zipped? - David!

Listen, when you shake his hand do me a favor.

- Bend over a bit, all right? - What?

Trust me, it'll impress the hell out of him. Better than a gold card.

Wally!

Beav. Oh!

Oh, my goodness.

- Hello. - Hello? Wow!

That's exactly what I was thinking. Talk about two people in sync.

- He really is your brother. - Maddie Hayes,

this is my brother Richie. Richie, this is Maddie Hayes.

This is a treat.

Here you are, Miss Hayes.

A nice view of, um...

me.

Dave.

Rich.

So you two are really brothers.

Yeah.

- Gosh. - She's a hell of an order, Dave. I wouldn't let her get away.

- So how are you, Rich? - Oh, I'm doing great, Dave. Just great.

- What brings you to L.A., Rich? - 747. First-class.

Okay. I'll bite.

New suit, fancy restaurant-- thank you--

first-class airfare. What gives?

Been stealing money from Dad's cigar box again?

- I had a good year. - What does that mean?

Do you want numbers?

Is that what you want, Dave?

Numbers are so tacky.

Visit your brother, you got to have a W-2 form.

No, I don't wanna know how much. I wanna know how.

Maybe we should order. Good idea.

No, so tell me.

I'm curious. How'd you do it?

Come on, 'fess up, Dave. You're not curious.

- You're envious. - Envious? I'm speechless.

For you to be a success, the laws of nature would have to be repealed.

- Addison. - Are you saying I'm dumb?

- Addison! - No, I'm not saying you're dumb.

Saying it would be cruel.

Okay, Dave, let's get down to it.,

- Down to what, Rich? - Down to "it", Dave.

I think money is a good way of keeping score. How much you got?

Are we speaking strictly American currency, or do Krugerrands count?

Bupkes, huh? What do you drive?

About 130 yards, depending on whether or not I use a 9-iron.

A company car, right?

Mr. Addison, a call for you at my desk.

Thank you.

Just like old times, huh, bro?

I hate him.

Richard Addison. You own a green Rambler?

- Excuse me? - Richard...

you have something that belongs to me.

- Who is this? - Did you think going to California

was gonna make a difference?

Did you think I wouldn't come after you

and get it back?

Richard, you have something that belongs--

Richard?

My broker.

I told him to sell.

Do you like this place?

I don't think I like this place.

Trash this.

- Want to go dancing? Let's all go dancing. - Waiter...

take this man back to the kitchen. He's not completely cooked.

Come on. Let's get out of here. What do you say?

Come on.

My word of honor, I've never met this man before.

Gonna have some fun. This will be great.

- Do you know where you're going? - I'm following him.

You talk as though he were a visitor from another planet.

I like him.

Good.

♪ There's not many roads left to follow ♪

♪ When all of them lead back to you ♪

♪ There's no place for heartache and sorrow ♪

♪ 'Cause this time's for me and for you ♪

♪ And all of my life I've been searching ♪

♪ For someone I already knew ♪

♪ A gift of a beautiful angel ♪

♪ Someone so pure and so true ♪

♪ 'Cause you are the kind that can't be denied ♪

♪ Oh I'll never let you go ♪

♪ I'm right beside, you are the light ♪

♪ Honey don't leave me lost and alone ♪

♪ Honey you and I know ♪

♪ You and I know ♪

♪ That the little things will come and will go ♪

- She's remarkable. - Yep.

- You two... - Strictly business.

- Really? - Truly.

- So you wouldn't get upset? - Upset?

Get outta here.

- There's just one little thing. - What's that?

I need $37,000.

- What do you mean? - I mean a loan.

You can't say anything to her about it, capisce?

Capisce.

First thing in the morning?

I'm gonna split.

Say good night for me, will ya?

Oh, you got my solemn word.

Good morning. Morning.

Hello, stranger.

Stranger who? Stranger me?

They don't get any stranger.

You disappeared last night.

Yeah, well, you were having such a good time,

I didn't think you'd notice.

I noticed.

After a while.

I had a nice time,

A nice night.

He's a terrific guy.

Richie? Oh, he's great.

You just don't wanna be around during skin-shedding season.

He had nothing but nice things to say about you.

Well, I have nothing but nice things to say about me either.

- I did it again. - Did what?

And would you do it once with me?

I stopped in here because I thought--

I know how you feel about your brother.

And clearly we got along last night.

Yeah. So?

You're invulnerable, aren't you?

Look. If you're asking me how I feel

about you and my brother Richie--

No! I'm not asking anything.

I-- I don't know what I was thinking about.

Well, I'm not going to hang around here today.

Hey, blondie-blond?

A little something I found under the sofa.

Addison, this is full of money.

And people say you're no detective.

Look at this! There's got to be--

$37,000.

I kept thinking about our little chit-chat yesterday, so I came in

early this morning, Went through the files, and found this old bank account.

I don't know. Maybe your accountants didn't know about it.

Anyway...

Oh, David!

Hey...

I'm not totally invulnerable, you know.

Thank you.

Don't thank me. Thank the bank.

Yeah, right.

Well, whoever.

Yeah, whoever. Have fun.

Mr. Addison?

I'm confused.

Found that out, huh?

Darn.

We tried to keep it from you as long as we could.

But, hey, you were bound to put two and two together

and come up with a fraction sooner or later.

Miss Hayes just told me that you found a bank account with some money in it

- that no one knew anything about. - Yeah, so?

Well, Mr. Addison, I've always made all of the deposits

and kept all the books. And I've been here as long as you have.

- And there's only one bank account. - Fine, Ms. DiPesto.

But I don't understand. If you're saying there's only one bank account,

- and I know there's only one bank account-- - You're right.

You were confused.

There were two bank accounts. Two.

One you knew about and one you didn't, all right?

- But-- - No-- no buts and no maybes.

It's really none of your damn business. And I would sure appreciate it

if you just shut the hell up about it and crawl back into your cage, okay?

Okay.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Hello.

Mr. Addison?

Yes?

- Mr. Addison-- - Hey, come on, pal.

We're in the toilet. Call me Dave.

You have something that belongs to me.

- Not in here, I don't. - This is no time to play games, Mr. Addison.

You're right. We should be in study hall boning up for that math test.

Now if you'll just step aside and let me out of here.

All right, fine. Fine.

You want to play it that way, that's just fine with me.

But I got time on my side, pal.

At some point, Mother Nature is gonna make it

so you're gonna want to be on this side of the door.

And then, when that happens, let's see how tough you are.

- I don't think you understand, Richard. - Wait a minute!

- My name isn't Richard! - I don't think you understand, Richard. My name is Navarone.

- That $100,000 that you found - Hey, my name isn't Richard. Wait a minute.

and have been spending so freely from Philadelphia to California is mine. And I want it back.

You understand that?

Tell me you understand, huh?

I understand.

You get busy and you round up that money.

'Cause the next time, we ain't gonna have time for drinks.

Darn.

Mr. Addison, what happened to you? Were you in a fight?

Damn right. Some guy forgot to lift up the lid. I hate that.

When Maddie left, did she mention where she was going?

- I'm not speaking to you. - Yes, you are. I just heard you.

- All right, Agnes-- - No cute apologies. I don't want

- a cute apology here. - I wasn't gonna make a cute apology.

You were mean to me, Mr. Addison.

For no good reason other than that you were in a bad mood.

And that stinks! Lots of times, I'm in a bad mood.

Lots of times! But I'm not mean to you.

You think because you make more money than I do that you can just be mean to me?

- No. I don't-- - That's all!

I don't want to talk about it anymore.

Agnes...

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Really.

She's at her house.

And...

you're forgiven.

But watch it!

I know where you live.

Okay.

What was the name of the family pooch

on the hit TV series, The Waltons?

A, was it Wilbur? B, Rex?

C, Manfred? D, Reckless? Or E, Mr. Peabody? Take your time.

- Richard. - Little hint. We're looking for the character's name here

not the actor's.

Richard, I have a terrible confession to make.

Maddie, you've only known me for 18 hours. You can't be tired of me already.

I mean, that would be a female land-speed record.

I'm not tired of you, Richard. I-- I like you. It's just--

- David? - David.

David.

- Who is it? - Dave!

- David? - David.

David who?

You're a dead man!

Beg to differ with you, bro.

Richard, why are you fighting?

Richard! David!

- You give. - You give.

- You give! - You give!

Richard! David!

Oh, no!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

Shut up!

Okay, dear brother, Mr. Success of the trade--

Now we're gonna see how terrific you really are. Now we're gonna see what you're made of.

'Cause I'm gonna make you eat dirt.

I'm gonna make you eat worms!

Maddie, run outside and get me some dirt! Get me some worms!

Stop it, the two of you!

What is this all about? Got me.

Some kind of madness. Obviously isn't hereditary.

- Where'd you get the money? - What money?

What money? The money you're wearing!

The money you've been throwing around here all week. Where did you get it?

- Where do you think? - Hey, I don't know, Rich.

But a guy that I never met before just tried to give me a home permanent

in the bathroom at the office because he thought I had

$100,000 that belonged to him.

He also thought my name was Richard.

Richard Addison.

- He followed me from Philly. - Who?

I don't know who. The guy who owns the money, I guess.

About three weeks ago, I-- I'm working.

I got a demonstration set up at this hotel. It's what, maybe 10:30 at night.

I'm tired. I want to go home. I go to my car, and it won't start.

So I get out. I go around the front. I open up the hood.

and there's this suitcase filled with money.

I mean, it's just there.

What do you do? I don't know what to do.

So I took it home and I counted it.

Then I rolled in it and put it in these little stacks...

and-- you know, on the floor and just stared at it.

I didn't even try to go to sleep. I just I spread it all over

the kitchen floor and I sat down and I watched it.

And I waited.

Nothing happened. The dream didn't come to an end.

The Feds didn't come storming into the living room.

I mean, I had 100,000 individual dollars of my very own.

I don't even know how I got it or why.

It was weird.

It was like The Twilight Zone.

Except it wasn't in black and white.

So the only thing left to do is to spend some of it, right?

Took me a couple of days to work into it,

but I finally did it.

I bought a garage door opener.

I mean, it seemed like such a rich-person thing to buy.

And besides...

someday I might have my own house.

Richard.

All my life, I've been trying to impress this guy.

What?

Oh, sure. He'll tell ya.

Folks always liked me better.

I mean, I came first.

I was pretty good at the dinner table.

But Davie.

Davie always had...

- jazz. - What are you talking about?

I mean, everybody always wanted to be on Davie's team.

Walk on the same side of the street he did.

Go to the same movies he did. Buy the same records.

Do the same dance steps.

So I found $100,000.

I did what any jealous brother would do. I got on a plane and came out here to...

make you feel bad.

Make me feel good.

What a couple of nincompoops.

Anyway, a day after I bought the opener, I get a call at my apartment.

A man. Says the money belongs to him.

He traced me through my license plate.

He says that if I don't give it back...

Well, it was pretty gruesome.

I mean, that's why I came out to see you. I figured,

with you being a detective and all, I mean I--

We're gonna have to call the police.

She's right, Richie.

- But we can't. - Why not?

The money isn't exactly clean.

- It's not like the guy's lawyer was contacting me. - So?

So I spent some of it. I mean, the police are gonna think I'm an accessory

to whatever it is that this guy did to get it.

Not necessarily. All right. So you spent some of the money.

You repay that part and the police will understand.

Oh, I don't know, Dave. I mean...

I spent a lot.

Trust me.

How bad can it be?

How much you got left?

- About $1,100. - $1,100?

Out of $100,000, you only got 1,100 left?

What do you want? I mean, a dollar only goes so far in today's world, Dave.

He's your brother, all right.

I suppose we could return most of that stuff.

- And then there's always the other money. - What other--

- What's going on? - Not a word.

Not a syllable. Not yet. Not until I'm ready.

What do you mean, "not a word, not a syllable"?

Not a word, not a syllable.

Great. This is like being in a foreign country.

So, what's the plan?

The plan?

The plan...

is to get back as much moola for this stuff as possible.

- Where did you get all this junk? - Oh, where else? The mall.

- The mall? - The mall. The mall has it all.

449 dollars and 71, two, three cents.

Might I inquire, was there something about the crossbow you didn't like?

Absolutely not. Nothing of the kind.

My aunt already has one.

- How'd you do? - Pretty good. How much we got?

A little over 33,000 so far. Where's Richard?

In that department store, trying to return some menswear.

Wow.

Wow, what?

Guy comes all the way out here to impress me.

So, what do you think?

I'm impressed.

But I swear, the day I wore the bathing suit,

I wore underwear.

You know how they say "virgin wool"? How do they know?

Ooh, look at this.

OOh, look at this.

OOh, look at this.

Very nice. Very you.

Let me ask you something, Mr. Addison.

What do I look like?

- I don't know. About a 42 long? - Do I look stupid?

That's a rhetorical question, right?

I tell you to get my money, and you come here.

Looks to me like you want to spend my money.

David? What are you doing in there?

Hello.

Good afternoon.

My goodness, Mr. Addison.

She looks like a very expensive hobby.

Now, what say we step through these coats

and have a private meeting in one of these dressing rooms back here, hm?

But those are men's dressing rooms. If it's all right,

I'll just stay here.

Of course, you've seen one guy in his socks, you've seen them all, right?

Right. So if you'll both step this way.

Step back, Maddie!

Richard!

Run!

- I gotta run. - I heard her.

Richard!

David!

Richard! David!

You're not Richard!

You're not David! David!

Richard!

You!

- Him? - Me?

Oh!

What's going on? That's your benefactor.

No!

We lost him? - Don't believe that for a minute.

A second. Yes, I am excited to see you.

And yes, that is a pistol in my pocket.

I want my money.

How much of it do you have?

- $33,000 - 33,000?

- Plus the 35,000 you two gave me. - Maddie?

"Not a word, not a syllable."

No, no. Not here.

What say the four of us go to the movies where it's nice and dark, huh?

What's playing?

The Guns of Navarone.

You didn't know he was gonna say that?

- Not too crowded at the old mall today, huh? - Yeah, not much happening.

The place could use a little pick-me-up, don't you think?

Shut up and keep walking! What are you doing?

Attention, shoppers!

Yeah! Yeah!

Gotta feel good.

Giving so much.

To so many.

Who you don't know.

They could care less about it.

You're here!

Of course I'm here. 7:30 in the morning,

there's no place I'd rather be.

I'm surprised. Usually when they say

a plane takes off at 6:45...

They knew my brother was on the flight.

- So? - So what?

So how'd it go? You and your brother in the car? Just the two of you?

It went fine. I asked him to sleep with me. He said no.

- It went fine. - You drop him off at the terminal

- or did you park your car and walk him in? - Parked.

You wait while he checked his luggage, or did you walk him all the way to the gate?

- Gate. - You leave when he got on the plane

or did you wait to see if it would take off safely?

Took off safely.

You love him.

Will you just leave me alone, please?

Hey blondie-blond?

Turns out there was a reward for the safe return of Mr. Navarone.

$7,500.

That should stonewall the IRS for about six months.

I don't know whether to believe you or not.

Which part? About me waiting for Richie's plane to take off

or that being the reward money?

- Either. - Both are true.

That really is the reward money.

And I really do love that guy.

How about you?

How about me what?

Never mind.

I would've dropped him at the terminal.

Cross your heart?

This isn't bad.

You always this much fun this early in the morning?

You're gonna die wondering.

♪ Some walk by night ♪

♪ Some fly by day ♪

♪ Nothing could change you ♪

♪ Set and sure of the way ♪

♪ There is the sun and moon ♪

♪ They sing their own sweet tune ♪

♪ Watch them when dawn is due ♪

♪ Sharing one space ♪

♪ We'll walk by night, babe ♪

♪ We'll fly by day ♪

♪ Moonlighting strangers ♪

♪ Who just met on the way ♪