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Okay, take them off. Take them off. Don't worry about it.
You ever try Vitality? No. Much better model.
Excuse me.
I bought a pair of shoes for you the other day.
Marty?
Yeah. This woman said she bought a pair of shoes from you?
Oh, yeah, you bought the brown Mary Janes, right? Yeah, I did. They're
How are they treating you? I wore them out of the store.
Okay. So I left my old ones here. Okay, what do they look like?
They were two -tone pumps, wingtips.
Lloyd, did you see her shoes?
No. Is it possible that you maybe put them in one of the boxes of the other
shoes that I was trying on and restock them?
Okay. All right. If I saw the boxes, I'd be able to recognize them.
Lloyd, can you help with Marianne here? Sure.
Sure. Yeah, we'll check the basement. Come. Thank you.
Excuse me. Lloyd's going to help you. Get the vitalities, okay?
I'll be right with you. Let me finish up.
What? Shh.
Mari. I want to show you something. Come here. One second.
How you doing? Look what I got for you. What is this?
Check it out.
What am I looking at?
Start over.
Manager? Manager. Come on, Murray. Whatever you do, just don't tell Lloyd
this, okay? Look, I'm very clear with you, all right? I'm not trying to be
disrespectful. You built something very commendable here. I don't want to. I
don't want to discuss this now. Stop, stop. Let me say something.
It's been good for my soul to see this up close and personal. I don't want to.
I'm not a shoe salesman.
I'm not a shoe salesman. We'll see. I don't want to discuss it. No, but I do
want to discuss it now because when I'm back from my trip, this is over. I'm not
coming back here and doing this. Speaking of which, can we settle up now?
got to buy my plane ticket. Settle at closing. I wanted to see the travel
on my lunch break. You'll never come back after your lunch break. That's what
you think of me?
Yes. You think I would go and I'd just not come back? I said settle at closing,
okay? That's it?
Yeah, that's it. Goodbye. I love you.
Come on.
I was about to come to you.
No, I was on sick.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't get sick. What? I got the championship.
No, it's food poisoning.
It's food poisoning.
from the luggage.
I want to come with you so bad.
Are you gonna drop the bomb or not?
Let us die and let us live forever We don't have the power but we never say
never Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip The music's for the sad man
Can you imagine when this race is won?
Turn our golden faces into the sun Praising our leaders, we're getting in
the music's late, but oh.
Take the white shirt off. I can't follow the white ball against the white shirt.
I can't follow the ball.
You're a fucking sundog.
I love you.
Hello?
It's Judy.
Hi, Judy.
Your mother, she's very sick. Okay, really?
Yes, she's gray in the face. She's speaking nonsense.
She's asking for you. You should come home. Sounds really bad. You should
probably call an ambulance.
Who's going to go with her? I don't know. You should probably go because
so invested.
Hold on a minute.
Okay, fine. I'll take her to the emergency room and sit there
and wait for God knows how long.
And you can come here and give my husband his medicine and massage him.
Hi, sweetheart.
Hello?
Hi, just give me a second.
Who are you talking to?
I'm not talking to anybody.
Judy's just been tying up the line for an hour.
I got you some broth.
So it's cold.
Well, yeah, because the line was really long at the shop.
So that's what they'll say if I call down in there? Yeah, well, you don't
believe me, you call me a liar, pick up the phone and call me yourself. You're
going to have to get Judy off the phone first. Oh, okay.
Hey, Judy, get off the phone.
Okay, this is a normal IATC -approved ball.
Try to follow the white ball against the white.
Almost impossible, right?
I don't even see your eyes moving.
If I'm wearing a white shirt and I'm wearing this, you can't see the ball.
Now imagine it with an orange ball, which no one's ever thought of.
See, you're already following it way better. Look at his eyes. See how his
are looking?
Yeah, you're looking more engaged now. So that's what we want to do. Right now
in the world of table tennis, you're obliged to wear black just so you can
follow the white ball. Look at this. That's Ted Bailey.
Who's that?
That's the number one ranked player in the world right now. He's a British
champion. I've already beat him, by the way. Now, look at this.
That's Jack Kramer, number one tennis player. What's the difference there?
All white. He's in all white.
It's beautiful. To me, that's luxury.
To me, that's class. You could sell that.
A custom ball like that is going to cost a lot of money. What do you mean it's
custom? It's an original ball for an original guy. It's a Marty Supremo, not
Marty normal ball. Yeah, but what is it going to cost? It doesn't matter the
cost. We can't cheap out on this. It's going to be nominal, Mr. Glynis,
it is. You said we're going to spend money to make money, right? I know. Get
a cup of coffee. No, your secretary will get you a cup of coffee. Nancy's busy.
Just get me a cup of coffee. Dad, we're talking like men about business here.
I'm not getting you a cup of coffee. Get me the damn coffee!
Marty, you want a coffee?
No, I'm all right. I'm not drinking caffeine.
Listen, I appreciate your friends with my son.
He's limited.
He's 30 years old. He's still living at home. He hasn't done much.
And he doesn't know business.
He doesn't know the cost.
I'm being limited, Mr. Giannis, respectfully.
I mean, look at your business success. That's in your DNA, and you passed that
through to Dion. It just hasn't been awoken yet. I don't know. I wouldn't be
here trying to involve you in something that I didn't fully in my bones believe
in. And I have tremendous respect for your money, and I know it's hard to
believe, but I'm telling you this game at Phil's Stadium is overseas.
And it's only a matter of time before it fills stadiums in the United States,
too, before I'm staring at you from the cover of a Wheaties box.
I don't know nothing about this business. No, you don't. That's why you
trust me.
This time next week, I'll be the first American to ever win the British Open.
That'll drive me into the number one ranking for the World Championship.
Life magazine is going to cover it. Look magazine is going to cover it. They
have to. The editor of Look magazine, he loves me. They all love me.
I'm uniquely positioned to be the face of the entire sport in the United
I'm closing up. Yeah, I can see that. I'm here to see my uncle. He left.
He left?
What do you mean he left? For the day?
He had to take your mother to the hospital. Oh, for crying out loud. He's
sick. Hey, boy, he owes me money. We're supposed to settle up today.
Well, maybe if you didn't take that five -hour lunch, you would have spoken to
him. Shut up.
Hello? Oh, you're sounding a lot better, huh?
That happened quick.
I love no thanks to you. Enough, Mom. Are you with Murray? Be honest.
No, I think he left for his trip.
His trip? What trip?
He's taking us to the coaches for the weekend.
But he would have stayed if I asked him to. You're not sick, Mom. He was
supposed to give me my money for my flight.
Well, I don't know anything about that, sweetie.
Yes, you do.
Why do you think I'm working here? I literally only accepted this job for
You know what this is?
This is sabotage.
You're sabotaging me. Oh, please. You're sabotaging your own life.
What is that?
What?
Are you sure you think I'm going to rob you?
Just a reflex.
If I wanted to rob you, you'd be dead. Yeah, right. You'd be in a pool of
I came to grab my suit.
You know, I bought this specifically for my trip. Didn't know you needed a suit
to play ping pong.
I just want the $700 that Murray owes me.
Yeah? Or what? Or I'm going to shoot you in the leg.
No, you're not.
You sure about that? You shoot me in the leg, you'll be spending the next few
years in jail.
Okay, I'll shoot you in the head instead.
You're not going to do that either.
Look, Lloyd, I just want what was promised to me, not a penny more. I'm
be coming home with ten times that amount in prize money. So just turn the
cheek, let me take what I'm owed, and I'll give you an even $100 when I get
back. Not interested.
Lloyd, come on, look at me, please.
We both know you'd love nothing more than to see my ass get canned.
You're a thousand times more motivated than me to do this job, and yet, look at
this, okay?
Look, Murray gave that to me.
Flip it over.
Manager, I want to be your boss.
How unfair is that?
I can fire you whenever I want.
I can tell you to sweep the floor on your hands and knees. How about that,
Lloyd, I'm actually pointing a gun at you right now. I'm actually threatening
use it. This is a legit robbery like any other. My fingerprints are all over
this thing. These are facts.
So open the safe, let me take what I'm owed, and you can call Murray, tell him
exactly what happened, get me fired, press charges, whatever you want.
Okay?
Fine.
Here you go, sir.
Thank you.
I really need you to be serious now.
Eyes on me.
Pakistan, I need you to look at me.
What about the travel van?
No more travel vans? Okay, gentlemen, I want you to flip your paddles for me
now. Here we go. One, two, three.
Hold it still.
Max Moser
Max
Moser
Let me get to my forehand too much She tried to put me in my bag.
What's the score here?
19 -4. A Japanese guy? Japanese guy's trashing Bailey.
What's he using? What's that panel? I don't know, mate. No one knows.
I don't know.
Like a ghost.
Wow.
Wow, Bailey!
Point.
Endo.
Match.
21 to 9.
Thank you.
With all due respect, sir, it's a dump. I'm so sorry it doesn't meet your high
standards. We offer complimentary housing to all our players, Mr.
far as I know, you're the only one to complain. You're talking to me like I'm
any player off the street, okay? I need good rest so I can win the tournament.
You know perfectly well what an American win will do for the future of the
sport. I'm good for table tennis, Mr. Seth. Appeal to the USTTA. Maybe they
find something better. The USTTA is two guys in a debt. It doesn't exist. That's
not my problem. It is your problem. I want to stay where you're staying.
what I need.
I am finding this whole exchange really offensive.
You're offended? I'm offended.
I'm offended. You're making your star player huddle in a rat's ass.
I'm so sorry for that interruption.
Um, back to Ceylon and Mexico.
This is a nice hotel.
Must cost a mint.
Yeah, very nice. The IACP covers accommodations.
Only for the star players.
Is that right?
Yeah. How many are there? Star players? I don't know. I haven't seen any others,
so one.
Any nerves going into the semi? Nerves?
Against Kleski?
No. Are you kidding me?
Well, he's won the tournament for the last three years. He's got quite the
reputation. I have quite the reputation. Look, I'm going to do to Kletzky what
Auschwitz couldn't.
Okay? I'm going to finish the job.
Jesus Christ. That's all right. You're a little strong, mate. It's all right.
I'm Jewish. I can say that. In fact, if you think about it, I'm like Hitler's
worst nightmare.
Why is that? Look at me.
I'm here.
I did it. I'm on top. I'm the ultimate product of Hitler's defeat.
Yeah, write that down. That was good.
Write that down.
Yeah. Do you like that confidence?
Put that under a picture of me. Tell us a bit about your background.
My background?
No,
but seriously, my mother died in childbirth. My father was a compulsive
who abandoned me when I was two years old. I got stuck in the New York City
orphanage and got shuttled from one hellhole to the next. Naturally, I got
trouble with the law. But I don't want any of that to define me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
What? It's Kay Stone over there.
That's her. She's there.
Well, you know, the movie actress, like, from the 1930s.
Opportunity.
Opportunity. That was good. Yeah, yeah, great. Yeah. My dad loved her. Yeah.
She was big? She was huge.
Came and went.
That's her.
Yeah, it's Hollywood, mate. Yeah.
It's her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is indeed.
Something about her leg.
Shadow leg.
Yeah, that was good.
Very good.
Pretty. Bright legs.
Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Did you have a chance last night? Yeah.
Next question.
Hello?
Kay? Speaking.
Hey, it's Marty Mouser. I'm in the Royal Suite.
I saw you in the lobby yesterday.
Okay. Yeah, we made eye contact. I was being interviewed.
I don't recall.
Well, I'm a huge admirer.
Okay. Can I...
Maybe. I just ordered one of everything off the room service menu.
There's no way I'll be able to eat it all alone.
Ah.
So you'd like me to come up to your room?
Mm -hmm.
Perhaps I should send my husband instead. Oh, sure. He can come up here,
I'll come down and meet you. Okay, wonderful.
Thank you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I want to keep talking.
Why is that?
Because I never talked to an actual movie star.
Well, now you have. I hope the experience was all you thought it would
know, I'm something of a performer, too.
Are you? Yeah. You don't believe me?
I... What?
What?
You're a performer?
Yeah, I'm a performer. You got the Daily Mail in front of you?
Uh, I do have it, yes.
Okay, we'll turn to page 12.
Uh, page 12.
Okay, what am I looking at here? Down the middle, in the center.
This is you?
Yeah, the chosen one.
It's a nice picture, right? Hang on.
Well, I play table tennis. Yeah, I'm here competing in the British Open. How
are you?
I'm 23.
23.
Yeah.
I bet you can't name one film I've done.
Let me see that.
Because I stopped acting before you were born. Really?
That's really interesting. Hey.
Why'd you stop? Did you use my razor to shave your legs? It's dull. I've cut
myself. No. Who's that, your husband?
I guess someone wants to knock in and shop Uber that day. I'm on the phone.
Holy shit. With whom?
Debbie. Debbie.
Tell her to get a light.
Is he gone? Yeah.
Okay.
So, why'd you stop acting? Let's talk about this. You know, I really have to
Come watch me play at Wembley tomorrow.
I can't. Come on, you can watch me dethrone the number one ranked player in
world. I'm not available.
Oh yeah, what you got going on?
Actually, I have a big promotional event to attend to for my husband.
Oh, okay.
What's he promoting?
Pens.
Pens? Are you serious? Pens. Like writing pens?
Yes. What, like he's a pen salesman?
How can you afford the suite you're in?
He owns Rockwell Inc.
Oh, okay, well.
Yes. I know Rockwell Inc. I'm sure you do.
Okay.
Well, what's the event?
He's hired Agatha Christie to sign books at Hatchard's. Ooh.
That sounds really boring.
Okay.
Oh, God, babe.
What is it? Don't hang up. Don't hang up. Just one question.
Does your room face the street or the courtyard?
I don't know. Just answer the question.
Does it face the street or the courtyard? The courtyard.
Okay. I need you to go to the window.
Look at what floor you're on.
I'm on the third floor, I believe. Third floor. Okay, perfect.
Look across the street. Do you see the open window with a bowl of fruit on the
table?
You see it? I do.
Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to make an apple appear in that bowl.
And if I do, you're going to blow off your little rendezvous. No, no, no.
I'm not agreeing to anything.
All right, we don't have to agree to anything. I'm going to do it. anyway
one two three
I'll leave a ticket for you at the box office
Chelsea failed Mouser, two games to nil.
Game and match point, Mouser.
I had a lot of fun with this one.
I had a lot of fun, right?
That's it.
Service switches to Clemson.
Whatever you want. Don't even look at the prices, okay? Well, what are you
getting? I'm gonna get the beef wellington and the caviar tasting plate
they're the most expensive items on the menu.
I would like to keep going back a little bit about the Globetrotters. About the
Harlem Globetrotters again? I told you I'm not interested. I'm not doing it.
not? Because I don't want to do it. It's great money.
And we will travel all over the world. Have you seen Venice? I don't want to be
doing trick shots for a halftime show when people are going to the bathroom.
That's beneath me. They are treated like royalty wherever they go, okay?
Excuse me. Excuse me.
It's a great opportunity.
I think we should not miss it.
Marty.
Yes, sir. May I help you, sir? Hi, could we order?
Of course, sir. Let me fetch your waiter. Hang on.
Yes.
I'll be taking care of the Rockwell tab tonight. You put it on my room. The
Royal Suite, Marty Mouser.
Make sure they know it's me, too.
Oh, I will. Leave it to me. Okay, don't take no for an answer. I won't. Marty
Mouser, Royal Suite. Will do, sir. Okay, go tell them. Will do.
Look at me. Don't look at there. Look at me. Who's Rockwell? Some bozo. You look
over now. Be subtle about it. What's he doing?
He's looking at us. Really?
Okay, keep talking. Be normal.
Okay, fine. I want you to reconsider.
Okay, we would be a great team. I mean, who do you think he is? It's on the
Harlem Globetrotters. It's very sad what they do, okay?
Some of the premier athletes on the planet were due to acting like purpose
clowns. What's he doing now?
He's coming. He's coming? Be normal.
Don't do that. Casual.
Excuse me.
Do I know you? I don't think so.
And you want to buy dinner for my entire table tonight? Yeah, is that okay?
Why? What do you mean, why? Do I need a reason?
Let me rephrase that.
What do you want?
No, I don't want anything. It's just my small way of saying thank you.
Thank you? Yeah.
Thank me for what specifically? For all your products.
I mean, where would we be without pens?
You know, I have many talents, but the one I'm most proud of is the ability to
smell bullshit from a mile away. I'm being completely sincere.
Where are you from? New York. What about you?
New York, too. What do you do? I'm a professional athlete.
Really? What sport?
Table tennis.
Table tennis? That's a sport?
Yeah, of course it is. I'm here competing in the British Open. In fact,
playing at Wembley tomorrow. I'm going to be sold out crowd in the final
Japan. I'm here representing the United States.
Japan? Japan has a team here?
Yeah, that's what I just said.
How'd they get around the travel ban? Because table tennis is the fastest
growing sport in the Asia. It's huge over there.
Oh, you're going to like this. You know what they call their grip?
The way they hold their racket?
No. They call it pen holder.
So what?
You can use that.
You said for what? For an advertisement or something. I don't know. You're the
business guy.
I'm being rude. This is my associate, Bella Kleski.
Nice to meet you, sir.
I assume you're a table tennis player also? I am. I am. Actually, I was the
world champion from 35 to 39. He was the world champion. I beat him today. He
beat me.
He's much younger than you. I'm much better than him, much more talented. I
can't help but notice this tattoo.
You were in one of the camps, weren't you?
Oh, she's working now, yeah. Why do you ask?
My son lost his life liberating you.
I'm sorry for your loss.
I thought you were liberated by the Soviets.
We were. It wasn't the Americans, it was the Soviets. I didn't mean it
literally. He was serving the South Pacific.
Well, what happened to him?
What do you mean? He was killed.
You find that funny?
I just get nervous laughter sometimes.
Well, if it's any consolation, I'll be dropping a third atom bomb on their
tomorrow. Yeah, I'm sure his mother's going to get a lot of comfort that
playing ping pong in his honor. It's not that big of a deal, but I appreciate
it. Tell him you used to defuse bombs for the Nazis.
Tell him the story you told me about the bees. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait,
wait. You're going to love this story.
Tell him.
You want to hear it? Not really, but go ahead. No, tell him. It's beautiful.
Okay, I'll make it quick. So, when I first got to the camp, I was put into
housing. So lucky for me, there was an officer who recognized me.
He had been seeing me at 1935 at the World Championships in Prague.
This guy was a real fan. I mean, a real fan, okay?
You're telling me he let you live because you played ping pong?
They respected my skills, yeah.
So then they taught me how to dismantle SC bombs, okay?
So each morning, they would send me into the woods with the bomb.
On the outskirts of the camp, where I could only do damage to myself.
So one time, I followed a honey bee.
A bee?
A honey bee.
All the way to its hide.
And I smoked all the bees out.
And then broke it open.
And I smeared the honey all over my chest, my arms, everywhere.
Why? Because later that night, I let all my bunkmates lick the honey off of me
for nourishment.
Fuck.
And no choice?
I'll do that, man.
The game is 21 points.
Each game shall be won by at least two points.
Good luck, gentlemen.
Quiet, please.
Point
ended.
1 -0.
Point.
Endo. Four. No.
Point.
Endo. Five.
No.
Service, which is amazing.
How's that?
All right. So then, going to me.
No, don't.
Help!
Okay.
End of these two games to zero.
Fort Mouser 1860
Fort
Mouser
17
Let us switch it to Marvel.
1719.
17, 20, and match point.
Quiet, teams.
Quiet. Sit down.
Your service now.
Japan is the first to win.
Since the end of the Pacific War,
Japanese players have won in international tournaments.
The name of the player is Endo.
Endo, a nameless Japanese challenger, is a 3 -0 loss to the American player who
is the candidate for the championship.
100 ,000 people gathered to celebrate the celebration of the parade.
However,
Endo himself said that he wanted to return as a humble carpenter, not as a
When Endo was 16 years old, he met with a big air raid in Tokyo and lost his
hearing.
He lost his senses in a world without noise and stopped playing.
And as the attention of the World Table Tennis Association gathered in Japan,
The World Championships of this year were held in Tokyo.
The U .S. players will also work hard to win the match.
However, Endo is not alone.
He is with the spirit of our country, which has overcome 8 .4 million people's
rebellion.
So listen, Marty, I want to personally thank you for introducing me to table
tennis.
I had no idea what a phenomenon it was in the 80s.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And how big it is in Japan. Yeah, that's what I was trying
to tell you.
So I'm thinking of incorporating this to some of the promotional events we're
going to be doing over there in the fall.
Okay, what are you thinking?
What I want to do is stage an exhibition match around the time of the world
championships between you and Endo.
I think you'd like that idea.
So I'm going to make you an offer.
I'll pay you $1 ,000.
I'll put you up at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo.
And if you're leaving for New York, I'll give you a seat on my private plane and
you'll fly in luxury for the first time in your life. Okay, we can negotiate my
price later. This will be before or after the tournament?
About a week before the event. No, it's going to be after because I can't face
up against a guy in public before it actually counts. Drama is very important
me. I can't undercut the drama. Let's not get tied up in minutia. I just want
find out if you're interested in participating.
Oh, yeah, of course. I'm interested in any opportunity to show off my talents.
And you don't have to worry. This time I'm going to obliterate them. It's
the racket that I'm playing, but I can assure you it's going to be bigger.
listen. You need to understand what this thing's about. This is not an official
match. It's not even a real game.
This is purely promotional to entertain the Japanese people.
So they buy more of my pens, okay?
You're going to play a few games. You're going to be great.
But you can't play better than anyone. I'm going to lose?
All right.
Biggest magazine in Japan.
You... You made Endo a national treasure. Why are you showing me this?
it makes me want to lose? It makes me want to win.
Sometimes when you lose, you're a winner. I'm 10 trillion times better
Endo. You understand that, right? The racket that beat me. He's a mediocre
player. I couldn't care less. I don't care about table tennis. This is
What are you worried about? My reputation.
Your reputation? Yes, my reputation.
I don't want to throw my reputation in the trash for you. I'm not doing it.
Aren't you playing in a vaudeville circus act right now? What do you mean
vaudeville? Finish that sentence. What are you implying? We're the halftime
show, Marty. Of the Harlem Globetrotters, of the finest athletes on
I've probably played in front of 80 ,000 people since January. That's funny to
you? No, you're funny to me. I'm funny to you? You know what's funny to me?
That you want to entertain the Japanese so badly and they murdered your son.
That's funny to me.
Look, you struck a nerve, I struck a nerve, okay? Now we're even.
Get out.
No.
I think you owe me a meal first.
And everybody's got to learn some time.
Everybody's got to learn some time.
Everybody's got to learn some time.
Three, two, one, say cheese!
Maurice Lassalle!
Everybody's got a laugh sometimes
Everybody's got a laugh sometimes
Everybody's got a laugh sometimes
Hello?
Please don't eat or drink in my room. It attracts bugs. Just go in there to
clean. That's it.
Well, you don't seem happy to see me. Yeah, you don't seem happy to see me.
So now are you going to be staying here?
Was I not okay?
Don't worry, I'll be out your hair in a few weeks.
Don't be stupid.
Why? What's in a few weeks? World Championship.
So where's that going to be?
Tokyo.
Tokyo, Japan?
You're asking me if Tokyo's in Japan?
Is that a serious question?
You look very tired to me.
Yeah, because I just traveled halfway around the world. I'm tired. I was busy.
was working. I was making money.
You know, while everybody is at work in the building, it would be a good time
for you to take a night -long hot shower.
Here. I got you something.
It's from an original Egyptian pyramid.
We built that.
Okay.
Hey, Levi.
You got a lot taller.
No, I didn't.
No, you did.
What do you want me to do? You know this guy? Just go in the bathroom for a
while. Close the door.
All right. If it gets crazy, just follow.
What the fuck is going on, Murray? That money I took, you owed me. No, no, no.
It was money you stole at gunpoint. No, you promised me.
Excuse me. No, it's my money. You promised me that money. I'm not. Why
make this up? It was money from my trip to England. What happened on your trip?
What do you mean what happened on my trip? You lost.
No, I didn't. Oh, you did. Where did you hear that? No, I got cheated again. Do
you know how many times in the middle of the night? No, just stop with that. No,
no, shut up and listen to me. Lecture me. Shut up.
You don't know how many times I had to get woken up.
I bail you out. When did I ask you to do that? When have I ever asked you to do
that? You never asked me to do that.
Exactly. But I did.
And now you're going to be a big boy. It's your turn. A big boy? Did you
just say that to me? You know, look.
I can't support your mother.
You're not going to have to. Oh, why not?
Because I'm going to step up. Oh, you're going to step up how? I'm going to step
up in a way you can't even imagine. She's going to be living on Fifth Avenue
an apartment building with an elevator and a man who works in the elevator that
takes her every time she needs to use it. Sure, sure, sure. I'm going to give
you two options.
Okay? I think you'd like the first one.
You come back to the shop.
This time, no more bullshit.
None of this ping -pong that you got, okay?
I'm going to give you much more responsibility because, truth be told,
amazing salesman. I could sell shoes to an amputee. So what? What's the other
option? I press charges. You're not doing that. Lloyd is a witness.
You're not doing that. And you go to jail. Really? You do that to your own
Are you out of your mind?
We'll see how long. Hey, stop! Put it upon yourself. Stop!
Why? How much is he paying you right now? Who's talking about paying me? How
much is my uncle paying for you to scare me? Because whatever it is, I'll double
it for you to suck my dick. What?
Suck my dick. Oh, watch your mouth. You have terrible breath. You have
terrible... Ow!
Hey, hey. Ow!
He just hit me! Stop. Please stop. Muriel! Stop for a second. We worked
everything out. Yeah, we worked it out. You were in the other room. You didn't
hear me. We already worked it out.
He's paying back. Animal. Hey. He gave me the money, and everybody's going to
be... Where did you get that?
I got it from your luggage.
Are you out of your mind? It's my money for Japan.
That's my money for Japan. Get out of your fucking mind. Take him downtown,
it. Take him downtown.
Okay. All right.
Okay. Come on. Please stop.
Let's go.
Stop. Let him go. Let him go. Let him go.
Listen.
Apologize. Okay. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Take his cuffs off.
This is what's going to happen.
Okay?
We're going to... Meet your mom at the Garden Cafe.
We're going to have a really nice dinner.
And let's just put all this shit behind us, okay?
All right.
I'm sorry. You're sorry.
I'm sorry.
Take care of everything. Just get to it. Okay. Come on. I love you. All right. I
love you.
Nephew's a piece of shit. You know that.
I'm so sorry.
Here's another ten.
All right.
Garden Cafe, huh?
What do you got? The pastrami. What else? Yeah, pastrami. What do you get?
Roast beef.
Roast beef?
Yeah. You should cop.
Hey.
Open up. What?
Break it? Break it in?
Boss! Hey!
We know it!
What happened? Get out the window. What?
Frank! Franky!
What? Coming out of skit right now.
There we go!
I'm in skit!
Hello. Hey, Wally, how you doing? What the fuck are you doing? Of course I'm
working tonight. Okay, great. Bring your cab and as much cash as you can. I want
you to meet me at the Halsey on 28th Street, okay? What?
You want to go Hudson again?
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, no, no, no. I got my ass kicked last time. We went all the way to Staten
Island, and within ten minutes, they recognized you, and now you want to go
out. No, it's fine. We can go to that place that Quinn was talking about in
Jersey. That's a bad idea.
That's your new pet.
I want the armadillo.
No, I already... You know what? I'm just going to get you the armadillo, and
then I'm going to give him to you, and then you can make a decision.
No reptiles in the house. Not a reptile. It's a mammal.
Okay, great. You're a beautiful man. Thank you. I'll see you again in an hour
and a half. Where? At the Halsey. Okay. I love you. Thank you. Oh,
okay. Is there a way I can go out the back or something, please?
What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Aren't you going to say something to me?
What, congratulations?
Congratulations? Yes.
Are you kidding me?
What do you want me to say? I've been trying to get in contact with you for
eight months.
Okay, if you keep trying to do it, it's not going to work.
Excuse me? That's not mine.
It is absolutely yours. No, it's not. I pull out. Yes, it is. Does Ira pull out?
What do you want me to say to that money? Simple question. Answer it. Yes
Does he pull out when he has sex with you?
Answer it. You want me to answer that? Yes, answer it. Does he pull out when
he... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm a mess right now. I'm really a mess, Rachel. I lost London.
Hey!
God!
What's this?
Bullshit! This is my friend since I was eight years old. Am I talking to you?
Ira, I've known her since I was eight years old. My father just died. She was
consoling me.
Honey, it's okay. Shut up. Don't touch me. That's how you talk to your wife?
Yeah, that's how I talk to her.
Okay. No, no, no. Come on. Keep going.
Keep going. Just stop. I'll rip that unibrow right off his fucking forehead.
want to get physical?
Like an ape?
Get the fuck with cops over here, huh? What did you do? What did you do? Fuck!
Okay, I gotta get out of here.
Come on, he's right here!
Is there a way out the back or something?
Please, come on, come on. Rachel, Rachel, come on. Okay, thank you, thank
I'll tell you later, I'll tell you later, I'll tell you later.
Guys, you see a white kid with glasses come through here?
Nobody saw him?
No English, huh?
Please insert a nickel if you'd like to continue the conversation. A nickel?
You're going to cut us off.
Do you have a nickel?
No. Mom, I'm not lying. I promise you this will be the last time. My eyes
with that motherfucker.
Fucking mouth. What's up, baby? Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.
you. No, I know. That's why we gotta get a hotel room. I need to get a shower.
How you doing?
Hey, can we get a hotel room, please? $4, bro. You said it was $3. That was
last room. Why is it $4 now?
Let me get $4. I'll pay you back. I promise. I'm telling you right now, we
got $10 to play with. You brought $10? What is wrong with you? You gave me an
hour notice. I'm supposed to make money with $10. Nigga, I got kids. I'm a
fucking taxi driver. It doesn't have to be nice, Randy. There's a room on the
fifth floor. You can't use the shower. Okay, how much is that? $2 .50. Let me
get $3.
Thank you. Yeah, I will. I will. You're lucky I love you. Jimmy, Jimmy. He's
coming out your window. Okay. Give me a kiss.
What's that smell? Oh, my God.
Oh, wow.
What is that? I had a little accident.
God, you had an enormous accident. It was horrible.
Come back for Thanksgiving. It smells like shit.
Jimmy, you smell like shit. Is that your breath of the dog? Can I get my key,
please? You're not going over there with that dog. Take the stairs. Are you
kidding me?
Watch that dog.
Goodbye, Jimmy.
How big is she, Molly? Very big.
Big. So she popping out tomorrow? I don't know when she's popping out. Look,
I know is it's not mine. She has an agenda. You don't know her like I do.
stuck in a miserable marriage. She has a horrible life. She's trying to pin it
down on me. Since we were eight years old, she's trying to get me stuck. Your
bummy ass?
Yes.
Yeah, she is crazy. It's a biological impossibility that that kid is mine.
Okay? So you're using raincoats? No, I don't need to. So you must be shooting
blanks. Do you know what continence is, Molly?
No.
Every time I take a piss, I pull back, I hold my urine in, and I count to ten
Mississippi. That's how you build up the muscle. Oh, my God, that's how you get
a fucking bladder infection. What are you doing?
That's my nail.
Are you out of your mind?
You need to grab them goddamn diapers. No.
You get a fucking grit.
My father.
Yo, Marty.
What?
What's the rich?
What? You got a $1 ,500 fine from the International Table Tennis Association.
What? And they banjo scrawny ass. Give me that.
Are you okay?
Fuck you.
Fucking get off of me.
Okay,
I'll be a minute.
Take your arm out.
One, two, three.
Take your arm out.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck your arm.
Okay, lean back. Lean back. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. Come here. I'm
going to make a tourniquet. Oh, fuck.
Come here. Give me your arm. Give me your arm.
Fuck. Don't worry about the dog. Give me your arm. I'll close it up. It's
nothing. I got you. Don't worry.
Wally, call an ambulance!
You good? No, I'm not good. What am I gonna... I mean, are you hurt? You just
fell through the floor. Fucking horseshit.
Get our money back.
Get our money back. Marty, we gotta get the fuck out of here. It's $2 .50. What
are you talking about? I'm asking for way more than $2 .50. You see what just
happened?
Okay. Wait here. Wait here.
How long?
Ten seconds.
Everything's soaking wet. There's a mess in there.
Why don't you put a shock in it? You want to switch?
Hey, I told you not to use the fucking shower. No, you didn't. You're the one
that rented me the room, okay?
I could have broken my neck falling out of that ceiling. Are you threatening me
right now? Yeah, yeah.
Who's got the fucking keys? Listen, man, listen.
I want my money for my room, and I want a reimbursement for all my shit. Are you
serious? Yes, I'm serious.
$7 .50.
Good, you're here, you're here.
He's in here.
It's his arm. He's lost a lot of blood.
What happened?
The bathtub fell on him. The bathtub? I can't come out.
Yo, Jimmy, come on. You've got to help me with this dog.
I told you, I've got nobody free.
I've got nobody free right now. It's my family, man.
Come on. I can't help you. See the owner tomorrow. I can't help you.
Come on.
I ain't giving you nothing. What? Nothing.
Come on.
Just bring the dog to the vet. I can't. I got work. I got a job. I can't get
fired from my job. You got a job?
I'll give you double what you get. No, I can't. I can't.
I'll give you a triple.
Come on. Take it easy. Come on. Okay.
Okay, look in that bag.
See the bag on the chair?
Yeah, go in that bag.
Okay, open it up. I'm going to apply a tourniquet to you. I'm going to remove
the other tourniquet right now. Take 50 for yourself.
Yeah, bring 50 for the vet, okay? I'm going to feel some blood squirting out.
You got 30 for first.
Yeah, you tell him. I'll be there as soon as I can get it. Okay.
You're gonna give this motherfucker money.
He's the one who fucking dropped the tub on you. I told him not to get in the
fucking bath.
Fucking nuts, kid.
Let's get this tractor ready, and we'll take him to Bellevue.
Nuts. We can still turn around and take them to the bank.
$50 is more than enough. It was better than $5 ,100.
We can clean houses.
Don't be greedy, you fucking Jew. No, it's a $1 ,500 fine.
By the way, we gotta do this every night for two weeks. No, no, no. I'm not
taking two weeks off of work because you fucked up. Take this.
There you go.
Good boy.
Who slipped the collar on this motherfucker, man? All right.
Man, you sound like a radiator.
All right, we're going to go play, and we'll drop him off at the vet on the way
back. All right, what's a couple hours for this guy? Artie, I got rides set up,
man. Huh.
Moses.
I hate him. Can I help?
Can I get a lien?
It's probably going to be a half hour, four minutes.
I'll just grab one later.
Son, over.
Fucking pathetic.
Hey, who wants snacks?
Can I play?
Hey, can I play?
A dollar a game.
Okay. What's your name?
Seth. Let's get a warm -up rally going.
Nah, put up for a shut -up. I don't play for free.
All right, never heard of that.
I'm holding. He's holding.
You're holding. Why is he holding? Yeah, you got yours?
Can I trust you?
Trust me, you can. All right.
Where are we at? All right, Seth versus Roger. Dollar game.
Hi, sir.
What are you doing?
I'm not even looking.
One zip.
I wasn't even looking.
No, you can't do that.
You gotta let the ball hit the other side. You can't catch it with your
That's my point. What are you talking about? You can't do that. You gotta let
the ball fall off the table.
That's ridiculous.
You're cheating. I'm cheating? Yeah, that's called cheating. You're not
following the rules. Fine.
Take the point. Thank you. Give me the ball. Fuck!
That was good. That was good.
No, no, no, no. No, no. I should have spotted you like five points, man.
You had a rough enough day already. Thank you, brother. Thank you.
Good game.
All right, Adam.
Adam, let's go.
Come on, put on it. All right, we're doing 50 cents.
You got a ball?
What happened to your nose?
I got one. I got one.
Fair ran out on me. Fair ran out on me. What happened?
I'm a taxi driver from Manhattan.
Manhattan? Yeah.
That's an expensive trip, man. Oh, yeah, $20, $25.
Well, the high road is tip five, so that's five and ten cents.
Fucking get to the spot.
The guy chokes me out, punches me in the back of the head, takes my money and
runs the fuck off.
Caught up to him. Motherfucking boy.
I beat the brakes off that motherfucking man.
And I took what he had.
Took what he had. Hell yeah, you fucking damn right I did. That's your role.
Show me that.
It's principle.
It's fucking principle. I understand that. I would keep it hidden. I would
that down if I were you in this place.
Not everybody's as nice as Christian is, I'm telling you. That's my point.
What about that asshole right there?
I don't know who the fuck that guy is. Hey, you can't sit like that. I can't
like that.
That's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous.
The lane is open. The lane can wait. That's fine.
No, we gotta go now. They're gonna give it away. I'm playing now.
I have been waiting all night to bowl. Let's go.
Come on.
Roger. Look what you made me do.
I gotta go.
Get my dollar back.
You're in the middle of the game. You forfeit the game then. Give me my dollar
back. Back up.
You didn't finish the game. Then you play.
I'm broke, man. I gave him my last ten. I'll play.
Oh, wow.
I didn't know you guys played table tennis.
Put up a dollar. Do you have a dollar?
Fuck you. Put up five.
You don't have $5.
Oh, wow, you must have robbed someone.
Put your money where your mouth is. Why don't I put my penis where your mouth
is?
Red shirt.
Wally and whatever the fuck his name is.
What's going on here? A colored boy is about to lose all his money. Yeah,
all right here.
Fuck! That's point.
That's point.
Yeah!
It's the ads. You fucking saw that.
It changed that way. You fucking saw that. What the fuck?
Give me the money.
Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money.
Come on, let me hope off the gas money. No, you shouldn't bet with money you
don't have. How the fuck am I going to get home?
Walk.
Just let him keep five.
No. All right, you've been a dick all night. Just stop being greedy. No. Just
give him five. This is bullshit.
Give me the money.
Give me the money.
Give me the money.
Yo, give him his five. I don't want to. How the fuck am I going to get home?
It doesn't happen because you talk shit. It stinks, doesn't it? Fuck!
Where's Roger?
Yeah, I got it. Hey, guys. Let us not nut free gas money.
I'm going to play Roger now.
You? I don't play you. You're too good.
Let's fight at four points.
Fine, $40.
$40? I don't have $40.
You want it? Take it or leave it. I got to go.
$40. One, two, three. Who's got cash? Who's got cash?
All right.
Team wall. Come on. Pitch in. Pitch in. Let's get them home. Let's get them
home. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. We're going to get you home. We're going
to get you home.
All right. Great. Great.
Nothing. This whole... Don't put it inside there.
How much?
Five dollars.
You don't got more than that?
Ten.
Ten. You, you got all the money.
That's my point! That's my point!
Over here, baby.
He breathes a lot better.
We might not have to give the vet any money.
408, that's 204 each. That's 50 -50.
Hey, Wally, if you give me the full amount now, I can give you ten times
when I get back from Japan. Stop, stop, stop, Mouse. What do you mean?
You're not going to fuck me like you do everybody else.
You saw the fine.
You saw it.
I'm going to be coming home with ten times that. I'll buy you a medallion. I
don't want no fucking medallion. Come on, don't give me a hard time about
Marty, let's go. Get in the car. Let me talk to him. Get in the car.
Gentlemen,
what's going on?
How are we doing? Give us our money. What are you talking about? I'm giving
guy some cash.
That's all I got.
I got people to pin it on me. I got real possibility.
All right, don't worry about it. Wally, I love you. Close my door.
Hey, Martin.
Hey,
Ted. Hey, Marty. How you doing, man?
Sorry about your loss. It's all right. It's all right. Is Lawrence here
Yeah, he's coming out here somewhere. Okay. All right. Thank you. Good to see
you, man.
I don't want to go on.
Hi, Marnie.
Nice to see you.
Nice to see you.
Nice to see you. Nice to see you in the back room tonight. Hey, hey.
That's a girl in the back.
No? She pregnant. She real upset. Oh, God. Okay. All right.
Let me go talk to her, but then please don't leave without finding her, okay?
All right. Okay. Nice to see you. Okay.
Hey, what are you doing here?
I don't mean to bother you. I know you're really, really busy. What the
happened to your face? I didn't really have anywhere else to go. Let me see. He
just started yelling at me, and he was really mad, and he was ripping my
clothes. He did this to you? He was really scaring me.
I just didn't know where else to go.
Are you mad at me?
Rachel?
No, it's not Rachel. It's Marty. Open the door.
Yeah, hang on.
What are you doing?
Shame on you!
Hey, Dion. How you doing, man? I really appreciate this. This is my sister,
Rachel, by the way. Rachel's my buddy and my business partner, Dion.
Hey. Her place flooded. She needs a place to crash for the night, but that's
okay, right?
I don't know, man. I know, but I can't have her exposed to mold and spores and
shit. Dee, come on. She's eight months pregnant.
I don't know, man.
That's my nephew.
I'm not supposed to have people over.
She's got a bad situation at home, man. I can't have her go back there, please.
All right, come on.
It's been a night. You just got to be out of here by tomorrow before our
get back. Okay, no problem.
We should get managed with the time we have together. You know, really firm up
our business plan. That way when your dad gets back, he sees how organized we
are. Yeah, he's pretty upset.
We left those rules in his inventory for eight months. That's fine. In a few
weeks, I'll take the championship.
We'll be right back on track.
The walls are right in here. Really? Where? The top box.
Whoa.
I did the orange?
Yep. How'd you do the orange? I contacted someone at Helix. They colored
celluloid for me. How?
Money, baby.
Me and my pop, we believe in you.
We're invested. That's why he's been so mad.
Check it out, Rachel.
Here, check out the packaging.
Orange spheres.
You came up with that?
Yeah, pretty good, right? That's pretty good, Dion.
I'm stunned.
I'm stunned.
It's hand -drawn, too. You drew this?
Yeah. It's inspired.
Appreciate it. I don't think you know what you're capable of.
Check it out. Thanks a lot.
Wow.
It's really nice.
Is this your room?
No, it's my brother's. You have a brother? You never told me you had a
It's a younger brother. He moved out. So this room is free?
Uh, yeah. Let me get my sister situated. I'll come find you in five minutes.
Okay. In five minutes.
I'm really impressed, D.
Thank you.
Seriously.
Special guy.
Let me get the bed comfortable for you, all right?
Are you gonna go out there now? Yeah, I gotta figure my plan out for tomorrow.
Why? Plan for what? Well, we can get my head together.
How so?
This rich guy hit me up for a job. I think I'm gonna get in touch with him.
Really?
Yeah. A job for what? It doesn't matter. Just to get to Japan.
For the championship?
Yeah.
Wow.
Everything in my life's falling apart, but I'm gonna figure it out.
Do you need any help? I could help you. No, it's all right. It's all right. No.
Are you hungry?
No. You sure?
I'll just be in the other room, all right?
Good morning, Rockwell Inc.
Yes, hi, can I speak to Milton Rockwell, please?
He's not in at the moment. Can I take a message? Okay, when are you expecting
him? He's working off -site today.
Again, can I take a message? Thank you so much. Thank you. Can you make
something for my sister for when she wakes up? Hello?
Yeah, yeah.
You said off -site where?
I'm sorry, I can't give you that information.
Would you like to leave a message or not? Yes. Can you apologize to him on my
behalf? I was the young gentleman that was supposed to have breakfast with him
this morning. I'm not familiar. From his son's battalion.
I'm sorry, I don't know anything about that. I have some personal belongings of
his son. I was supposed to give to him letters and mementos and such, but I
messed up and overslept.
I'm leaving town today, but I could always mail it to him if that's easier.
no, no, no, no, no. No, okay.
How about this?
Why don't you try giving a call over to the Morosco Theater?
The Morosco Theater.
All right, Henry, just give us a minute, please.
My mom is a dirty bird. Be careful now, Jedediah. And that fancy dress you put
her in is the only thing keeping in the stench.
The door's locked. Oh, my God.
You've got to be kidding me. For Christ's sake, did somebody put a latch
door? I thought we had a good rhythm. A good rhythm going?
On what planet is that a good rhythm? If you're alone in a room? It's like I
wasn't even there. In it? In what?
Len? I couldn't get a word out. I understand. We're going to fix it.
a rehearsal process is for.
Let's lose this, by the way. Everybody takes five. Seriously, everybody.
You know, somebody needs to come.
Do you want some water? Yeah. Let me bring you some.
Hey,
Kay.
Hey. It's Marty.
From London.
What are you doing here?
Oh, I just got a friend in the stagehands union, and I was dropping
off for him. You watched that?
Yeah, I hope that's okay.
Oh, God.
I can't believe you're acting again.
That wasn't acting. He won't let me act. Yeah, no, that looked frustrating.
What's the deal with that guy?
Don't get me started.
Yeah, you were running circles around him.
Of course I am. Yeah, it was unbelievable.
He stays up for three days in a row because his character is supposed to be
tired. It's obnoxious.
He's so committed.
Why'd he stop the scene?
Why didn't he punch his hand through the screen and unlock it from the other
side?
Right? That's what I would have done. Glenn!
Yeah. Glenn!
Yes. I need to talk to you. Thank you. Yes.
Yes, what? What? What? What? This kid understands the character better than he
does. Excuse me?
Tell him what you just told him. No, I don't want to. No, tell him. No, I was
just saying you didn't really seem like you were in the scene is all.
Who is this? He's nobody.
Also... That's the point. You know, in my experience, only children hold a
like this. If it's a serious fight, you hold your knife like this. This is not a
street fight.
Okay, well, if you're not going for realistic, you might as well add a
flair.
Cut that, right, Kate?
Yeah, okay.
Thanks for this tutorial.
Thank you very much. Thank you very much indeed. That's all we need today. Thank
you. Best of luck, Kate. Get him out!
We no longer require your presence. Thank you very much.
I pay
you to say no. She seems to think that this is carte
blanche. I can't just perform the impossible here. If you can't control
will find someone else who can.
Mr.
Rockwell.
Mr. Rockwell. What? Hey.
Marty Mouser.
Nice to see you. Did you call my office and say you're friends with my son?
Yes, but I had no other way to get in touch with you. Please, please. I want
revisit our conversation about Japan. I've reconsidered it and I want to do
Next week, I've made alternate plans. What other plans?
It was your idea. It's a fantastic idea. Let's just have a conversation about it
for two seconds.
What are you doing? Hey, hey.
Mr. Rothwell, please, let's both be pragmatists about this. Look at personal
feelings without the aside for a second. You and I both know how much value I
would add. With Endo in an exhibition on his home turf?
Imagine, it'd be like a stick of dynamite. Whatever you have planned, the
alternative, it's going to pale in comparison.
Please, give me two minutes. We have enough common ground to figure this out.
Please! All right, get in the car.
Really? Thank you.
Tommy, let's go.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Son of a bitch, I gave you the idea!
Miss Stone wanted to let you know that she'd love to have lunch with you. Miss
Stone? Yes.
Oh,
my
God. I'm so late.
Come on. What do you care?
You're the star.
It's got to feel pretty good, right?
I mean, why'd you even stop in the first place?
Wanted security, and I got pregnant.
And he pressured me, and I settled. Well, I mean, clearly you're doing the
thing now.
It sounds like he's paying you back with interest.
Who is?
Your husband.
I mean, he's funding your whole show, right?
Where'd you get that idea? Well, I heard him complaining about it in the lobby.
Complaining? Yeah, about the costs.
Fuck himself.
Oh, completely.
You know what you should do is you should leech him for every penny he's
assume your place is the biggest star on the planet, and then you rub it in his
smug little face.
Thank you.
I'm really not looking for life advice.
No, I'm just saying, you clearly never needed him in the first place.
Like with me, I'm never accepting anyone's help. I gotta do it completely
own, purely on the basis of my own talent. Otherwise, it's like, the
won't even count.
But that's just me.
Yeah, well, that's very easy to say.
Well, easy to say, but it's sure not easy to do.
I mean, you know that. That's why you cashed out.
Let me ask you something.
Do you make money at this little table tennis thing?
Not yet.
Do you have a job?
No. I mean, table tennis is my job.
How do you live?
Well, I live with the confidence that if I believe in myself, the money will
follow. Ultimately, my struggle isn't even about money. How do you pay rent?
I don't. You're avoiding the question. No, I'm not avoiding anything.
How do you plan on eating food today?
Honestly, I was going to order room service the second you leave.
Nice. Yeah.
Nice. And what do you plan to do if this whole dream of yours doesn't work out?
That doesn't even enter my consciousness.
Okay. Maybe it should.
Wow.
You sound like my mom.
No offense.
You sound like a child.
Oh, yeah?
Clearly I'm old enough.
What is that supposed to mean? I'm old enough to fuck you in your hotel room in
the middle of your big comeback.
You're disgusting.
Break a leg.
No, no, but I was out of town, so I only just received it yesterday for the
first time.
Well, look, not coming to Japan is not an option.
Okay, well, just let Mr. Sethi know that a cashier is checking a full amount.
It's already on the way to him. It's in the mail.
No, that's fine, but just I don't want any confusion about my attendance. I'm
going to be there. I'm going to be there when the tournament starts. I got it!
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
How much do you think?
This is not real. What do you mean it's not real?
It came from the neck of a millionaire.
I saw it come off her neck.
I don't care where it came from.
Total garbage. Custom jewelry. Custom jewelry?
Yeah. Oh, fuck.
If you want, I can give you two bucks for it.
Hello? Hey, Dion, it's me. How are you doing?
Where have you been? You promised me we'd have a list of distributors. Okay,
okay. My dad lands tonight. I'll head back now and give you my undivided
attention. Let me just talk to my sister for a second.
Rachel, Marty's on the phone.
Hi. Hey, Rachel, listen. Where are you? There's a dog collar in my jacket, okay?
I know a guy who lost a dog out in New Jersey. He'll pay a big reward.
Also, there's a set of car keys in a bowl by the front door. Do you see them?
Um, yeah.
Grab the keys. Make sure Dion doesn't see you do it.
Hey, Dion, can you go to the store and grab me some ginger? I'm having really
bad morning sickness.
Hi.
Sorry, station's closed.
Oh, that's okay. We're not looking for service.
Did you see a dog?
Come around here.
Nah, I ain't seen nothing.
You seen a dog? He's this tall. When did you lose it?
A few days ago.
Uh, there's a pound down in Cranberry.
It's about five miles that way. May I try that? I called everyone.
Sorry, can't help you.
Thank you.
You didn't see anything.
Good partner, please.
Hello?
First time in the city, our platter preview, Selma Lou with Roy Milton.
Where are you going?
I'm going to check out back.
We're grateful to the record manufacturers and artists...
Hey buddy, hey, hey Moses, it's Marty. Hey buddy.
Fuck.
Hey buddy.
Moses, Moses, Moses.
Hey buddy, calm down, let's get you home. You want to go home, right? Let's
home. Hey, no, no, no, no, no.
That was Peppermint Harris and that great record of his.
But it's time to hang up the old blunderbuss for now.
Remember, if you want any... Hi,
how are you? Can I help you?
Oh, we were just searching the area for a lost dog. We?
My husband and I. We lost our dog a couple of days ago near the gas station.
And they told us to come and check over here, saying that you're the closest
house. Who? Which gas station? I don't know.
Hey, man. Hi.
Oh, man, I'm so excited. You're back. There he is. I think he might have found
our dog.
No, no, no. I'm sorry. That's not our intention. We heard barking in the back.
We got so excited. I didn't know what you were talking about.
My dog.
You found it. I didn't find any dog.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm sure. Are you sure?
Yeah.
I looked through your window. I saw my dog. You were looking through my window?
Yeah, it was a good thing I did, right? Get the hell off my property before I
call the police.
You call. I should call the police.
Okay. You want to get a closer look at him?
Yes, please.
Okay, good.
No, no, no, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot.
Did you by any chance lose a dog named Moses?
Yeah, I did. Why?
Oh, you did? Amazing, because we just found him.
For real? I did, yeah.
How is he? How's his breathing? You know what?
When we got him, his breathing was a little shallow.
All right, give me your address.
I'm going to come right now.
Well, that's the thing.
The thing?
What do you mean?
Because, you know, in situations like these, it's kind of customary to give
person a reward, no?
Yeah, fine.
How much do you have in mind?
This is too much money.
Too much money. Hello?
I was thinking maybe $2 ,000 seems fair for this kind of a thing. That seems
pretty fair to me, $2 ,000. You're joking, right?
No, no. That's fucking ridiculous.
Look, look.
I know it's really not your problem, but I'm about to have a baby.
Yeah. Look, I got no husband right now. I got no job, and this money would
really, really help me.
And, you know, let's be good people.
You realize I got that dog for free. That's a pound, right?
Well, that's kind of the wrong way to look at it.
Oh, really?
Yeah, really.
How am I supposed to look at it? Yeah, because let's just say that I'm not
calling about a dog. Let's say that I'm calling about your mother. And I'm a
doctor and I've got to perform emergency surgery on her. She's going to die.
What are you going to do?
Refuse the surgery because you got your mother for free? No, that's crazy.
You're going to take the surgery because you love your mother.
Well, then I guess you don't know anything about love.
All right, get it.
Give me your address, okay?
Come now. I'll bring you the cash. I'm sorry, but no.
No? No. It's really not your fault, and you sound like a very nice person.
It's just I've been ripped off one too many times in the past, and I'm just not
willing to let that happen to me again, so we're just going to need to find a
way to get me the money first.
You know? Yeah.
Listen to me, you fucking dumb bitch.
What is wrong with you? Do you realize I'm trying to... Hey.
Okay, fine. Well, then if you really don't give a shit about your dog that
got for free, how about I donate it to medical clients? Would that be something
you wanted?
You should have known better. What am I doing?
That was a terrible idea. That was moronic. I'm sorry.
I was trying to give it a shot.
That's not your fault. It was stupid. All right, calm down.
What color is the dog?
Why? Who cares?
It's brown.
Okay, because my boss knows all the local breeders and maybe we can get one
looks the same and the owner won't be able to tell the difference. You don't
think he's going to recognize his own dog that he loves? But I'm saying maybe
not at first. He's working on my game right now instead of him in their used
lot making a mockery of my life doing prank calls.
Hey, pal, what are you still doing up? Keep your voice down.
My parents are sleeping.
They're back? I didn't know they were back. I told you they were back. Where's
my dad's car? It's in the garage.
You're not going to believe, Dan, when I tell you the day that we had, you're
going to laugh. You tricked me. No, I didn't. What are you talking about? You
lied, bitch.
Whoa. Hey, you watch your mouth, you fat piece of shit. Hey, Rachel. Don't talk
to me like that. Don't talk to him like that. It's one of my favorite people on
the planet. Don't talk to her like that. Don't talk to him like that.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Obviously, I'm the one that told her to do that. She wouldn't have stolen the
car if I didn't tell her to do it. Give me the car keys. Okay, they're right
here. Okay?
We got into a little fender bender. What? But it's going to be okay. It's
damage. I can pay for it. How? When?
Dion, this is very late right now. We should all get a little bit of rest.
I'll smooth it over with your father at breakfast. I know your father's not
going to get angry. You're not staying here. How do you mean we're not staying
here? You guys got to go. No, no, no. Dion, we have to stay. No, no, no. Dion,
Dion, Dion, Dion.
She's eight months pregnant. Are you out of your mind?
Please, can we just talk about it? Just your voice down. You're going to throw
us out on the street in the dead of night?
We've got nowhere to go.
You shouldn't leave. Do you have any idea what we've been through today?
I'm not talking to you.
You're not talking to me?
Now you're not talking to me? Period?
Unbelievable.
It must be nice being born with a silver spoon in your mouth. Meanwhile, some of
us have to actually go out and work for a living. You ever heard that word,
work? You know that? Instead of doodling in your room all day?
Or when your friends are on the street.
Can you not just stare at us? Can you look at the wall or something? You're
creeping me out.
Where are we going to go? Because, sorry, you have a bed right here and I
be sleeping on it.
And I got a baby.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do
That was so good. That might work.
Where are we going to go? Well, he might let us stay now. That acting was so
brilliant. Are you actually crying for him? No.
Marty, what are you... What is that?
What?
Is this makeup?
Hold on.
Just wait, because I can explain it. It's not my fault, okay?
No talking.
I didn't... Stop.
I didn't have a truth, you know? I needed to get out.
See how calm I am right now? I'm not going to laugh, okay?
Get the fuck out of here.
No. I think that we should both go. We should both go together.
This is the kind of shit my mother would do to me. How could you of all people
do this to me? The way I treat you? How could I do this to you? How could I do
this to you? How about what you're doing to me?
Have you ever for even one second thought about what you're doing? Shut
yourself, you narcissistic prick. Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Enough about your fucking parents. Aren't you like 30 years old? You
due in four...
Wait, and it's his baby. By the way, it's his fucking baby. Yeah, he's lying
about that, too. What's going on?
Buddy,
how are you? Hey, we have a meeting with Spalding first thing in the morning for
the Supreme Court.
You're taking my son's money.
I don't believe it.
Don't you see what's happening?
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
I'm not cutting your son. No, I give him meaning.
All you do is give him money. I give him purpose.
What are we going to do? I won't even look at you.
It's petrifying. Enough, enough.
No, no, no, no, no.
I gotta tell you something, Rachel.
It's not intended to be mean. I have a purpose.
You don't.
And if you think that's some sort of blessing, it's not. It puts me at a huge
life disadvantage.
It means I have an obligation to see a very specific thing through. And with
that obligation comes sacrifice, okay?
My life is the product of all the choices I've had to make. Your life is
product of... I don't even know what your life is the product of. You're just
making it up as you go along. That's the kind of person you are. That's not the
kind of person I am, okay?
You're responsible for the shitty decisions you made. I never told you to
married. Not once.
You cannot pawn them off onto me.
I understand.
How much do you make a year at the pet store?
About $1 ,200.
Okay, in case you forgot, I have a week to make $1 ,500, not including airfare.
I need to focus right now. No distractions.
I'm really sorry.
No, it's okay.
It goes without saying, I'm in no position to settle down right now. Get
out of your mind. I will not settle down right now.
Okay?
If you're serious about leaving Ira, I will not abandon you. As your friend, I
will help you. We'll do the research. We'll find a great maternity home.
They'll take you in. They'll ensure the baby's got a good family. We can do it.
No.
No.
Just go home, Rachel. Just go home.
What am I going to say? Figure it out. What am I going to say? Go home. Go
Rachel.
I'm not your baby.
Stupid! Get down the fucking ground!
Like a dumb fucking whore!
Oh, bullshit!
Fucking go over there!
Stand in the fucking corner!
I'm gonna smack... One minute.
Oh,
that baby's going to be a pimple -faced bum just like its fucking father. Oh,
it's going to be a hole like its fucking own mother. You're broke.
Stop it.
Oh, hey, Rachel. It's your new mother -in -law. Oh, congratulations,
Mrs. Mouser. You're going to be a grandmother.
Here, she's just gone now.
Let's take a shit.
You Rachel?
You're Ezra?
Where is he?
Give me the money and I'll bring him out.
Money? You ain't getting a nickel unless I see my dog.
Just so you know, I'm not alone, okay? I got people watching all around.
I don't give a shit who's what. I'm just letting you know I'm very protected
right now, so I wouldn't try anything.
What? Hey, you want your dog? I have your dog.
What are you doing? I want that collar. Do you want the dog or not? It's inside
the collar.
Would I have this if I didn't have your dog? No. So show me the money and I'll
go and get him for you.
Come on.
Come on.
I don't know who you're playing with, girl. Okay? Here's the money. I don't
fucking care. Can I... Show me what's inside the envelope. How am I supposed
know there's anything in there? Yeah, you want to see? Yes. Yeah, look, look.
Okay?
Where are you going, girl? Does she have the dog or what? Who the fuck knows?
Yeah, thank you. Yeah, you could bring the dog Great well, we're ready so you
could just walk him outside Listen
to me for a second. Okay. Look right over there Okay, the
green awning my friends gonna come out in a second with the dog and once you
give me the money I'm gonna call and say that we're all squared up. Okay?
Look there. He is right now with the dog. I told you
Go hand me the money.
Fuck you.
Hey!
Hey, give me my money.
What about... Hey!
Steve! Stop those two!
They took my wallet!
Stop them!
Hey,
get off of me!
Hey, you two!
Hey, with the cash! With the cash!
Go get them!
Holy shit.
Hey, police!
What the fuck is this, man?
That sound low today.
It's not my dog.
It's not my Moses. What are you fucking playing games with me? What kind
of fucking shit are you playing with me?
Get the fuck off me.
What are you doing here? Well, it's 1230. I was wondering if you wanted to
lunch. Out of the question. I have a show opening tonight.
Okay, well, can I steal you away for an hour?
No. Can I just talk to you for a second, please? I'm very busy, honestly.
Please, it'll just take a second.
Um... I feel kind of nervous telling you this. What?
All right.
I stole this from you, okay, and I want to return it.
All right? I'm sorry.
My plan was to sell it and never see you again, but...
I can't stop thinking about you, and I can't steal from you.
You know that's costume jewelry, right?
Costume jewelry?
In the production. Such an idiot.
What happened to doing it all on your own? Where did that speech go? I'm
completely full of shit, okay? I was in a tight spot, and I stole from you
because I needed some money, and it was wrong.
I'm broke.
I got no resources. I got the championship next week in Japan. I got
get there. I got no options.
I got no one looking out for me, okay?
Which isn't your problem, which is why I'm returning it, okay?
You know what I think? What? I think you went to sell that and discovered it was
a joke. No. And now you've shown up here with this ridiculous strategy to get me
to have some sympathy and open my wallet. That's absurd. Can't you think I
insult your intelligence like that? Are you going to keep going? Keep going
what? Are you going to keep on with this? Just be myself.
You're lying to yourself. No, I'm not. It's me being me.
You're pathetic.
You're being you. I'm telling you the truth.
I stole from you, and then I feel bad about it, so I'm trying to make amends.
You're wasting your energy. I don't care. I would have stolen from me, too.
Hey.
Oh, looks like I'm interrupting something. No, no, not at all. This is
my friend Carol's son. He was just leaving. This is Merle, my publicist.
Martin would like to be an actor, but unfortunately, he's not very good.
Ah, well, you know Broadway needs ushers, too. So what's happening with
seating? I spoke to Milton.
He's sending all of his employees. It's like a mandate, like a company mandate.
This is supposed to make me happy?
Well, I mean, it's a full house. Isn't that the point? Full of fucking morons.
No, no, no. You've got some, you've got Fred Astaire. I'm going to get a chair.
No, make sure you give him a ticket for tonight.
Really?
Yeah. Oh.
You are in for such a treat, young man. When you see this lady act, you're going
to feel like you got your cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner.
Merle! Look, she's blushing. See her? What?
You lost your damn mind.
Jed, I'm talking to you.
I was just practicing my aim, Mama. You always said to shoot for the stars.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I couldn't get away. Oh, I bet. It was all over me.
You were incredible tonight. That was unbelievable.
For me?
Turn around.
Every year, my husband gives me a piece of jewelry for our anniversary.
I have 25 of them, one for each year of misery.
That should cover your trip, and then some.
Wearing them makes me feel like shit.
Oh. Oh.
Hey, where are you guys going? Where are you guys going? Where are you guys
going here? Let me see both of your hands.
We didn't do anything. We didn't do anything.
Come on, give us a break. We're looking for an earring in the grass. My earring
came off. We were looking for my earring. It looked like you got two
and you were dead.
Not this earring.
Other pair of earrings from earlier in the day. I recognize you.
Your case don't.
You know exactly who you are.
Let me see your hands. Are you serious?
I will go home and I'll get my wallet and I will get you some cash. Please,
officer, please. She's going to go home and get her wallet and give you cash.
Got ID?
No. No ID.
No, please, please.
No ID, huh? Please, please, please.
Please, will you just let me go home, please? Come on. I give you my word.
Oh, wow, look at you.
That's a really nice necklace.
Take it. Take it.
It's yours.
Thank you very much.
I can't believe this.
Do you think you could grab me another necklace?
Are you serious? You said they mean nothing to you, and it just took you a
couple minutes. I was just gone for half an hour. I can't go up and come right
back down there. You said you'd do that for the police officer. My mother is up
there. Oh, my God.
My hair. I'll wait in the hall. No, you will not.
Wait. Wait.
There.
You look beautiful.
Please, you have 25 of them. Fine!
Stay here. I'll stay here. You understand me? Okay. Do not move! Okay.
Hello. Lovely to see you.
David, how are you?
Where the fuck have you been?
I needed a moment to myself. Is that a problem? I didn't realize I needed a
permission slip. I put this whole thing on for you and you're making me look
like an idiot.
God. Look, Merrill's on the phone right now with the New York Times.
What? He's got a printer. He's going to read the review. Or do you not care?
Raoul K.
Okay, title, K -Stone Returns by Robert Chaikin.
Have a good night. You can open the room. Oh, yeah.
Party's over.
Good night.
She's upstairs in her bedroom, okay
This is not a good time. Can I just speak to her? I said it's really not a
time.
If the guy made you money, you keep him.
If not, you throw a bum out.
Excuse me.
Hi.
You've got to be kidding me. Look, I'm sorry to disturb you in your home. How
the fuck did you get in my house? Please give me another chance. I am on my
hands and knees. I need a ride to Japan and I need $1 ,500 so I can compete in
the championship. I need this job very, very badly. I'm begging you.
I'll work for you however you want. I will lose.
I'll have no personal point of view apart from making your event a success.
Marty, there are no second chances in life. Why not? I offered you the job,
you said no. I know, because I was impulsive, and I regret it.
And? And I was rude and overconfident, and I was cocky, and I copped an
attitude. And?
And it won't happen again. I'm sorry. Please, just give me another chance, Mr.
Rockwell.
I'm throwing myself at your mercy. I'll do whatever you want. What do you guys
think? Should I give this little asshole a second chance? Yes, please.
You don't know how important this is to me. Please, I'm begging you. Just let me
go on your plane. Let me join you there. Please, please. I'm humbling myself
before you. You're making me sick. I'm sorry.
Stand up. All right, all right.
Please, okay? I'll do anything.
Anything? Yes, anything.
Okay. Go down the hall.
Second door on the right is my office.
Grab the... Paddle and bring it back here. This is more dramatic than the
flight. Okay.
That's true.
Oh, Marty, give me the paddle.
So here's what I want you to do.
I want you to bend over that chair and drop your pants.
Are you for real?
You've been a really bad boy, and now you're going to get a spanking. Come on.
Are you serious?
You want to get to Japan, don't you? Yeah, I want to go to Japan, but this is
what you want?
That's what it's going to take. Now bend over.
Okay, so to be clear, you're going to bring me to Japan, and then you're going
to compensate me.
Tomorrow morning, 8 .30, LaGuardia. We're on our way to Japan. Do I need a
ticket? I own the plane. How do I know you're going to honor this?
You don't.
Because you have no power here.
Now bend over.
Put
your
hands over here. I want a nice dark.
Let's go.
Oh, my God.
Okay, I'm ready.
This one is for my son.
Okay. This one is for me.
Now the bonus round.
Beautiful paddle. One side's wood and the other is foam.
Hey, Marty, how you doing?
Hey, man, how you doing?
Hey, you think I could stay in the back room tonight?
Oh, wow, man, I got Brian's thing. Oh, okay, all right. Wow, man, I would let
you stay at the house, man, but the wife may have it. No, sir, I'm just going to
hang around for my flight.
Hey, where you going? Yeah, where you doing? North Japan, tomorrow morning, 8
.m.
Yo,
you going?
You got that money?
Man. You ain't look like you're excited.
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
You know, your boy back there, Wally, man, been waiting on you. Wally's here?
Wally. Yeah.
How do you feel? Come on, Wally's good.
He's cool, man. He's back there somewhere. He's back there, man.
He has a dollar. He's back there, man. He has a dollar.
How you doing?
Oh, wow. How you doing? Nice to see you.
Hey, I've been trying to get in touch with you. Oh, really? Yeah.
Yeah, how's your dog? How's Moses doing? Oh, I got the bullshit.
No, no, no, no bullshit. I'm genuinely concerned about him. Marty, Marty,
you good, man? Yeah, yeah, I'm good, I'm good. But we got to pay this. Yeah, uh
-huh, uh -huh, yeah. I got your girl downstairs in the car, okay?
She's waiting for you. What are you talking about? Are you kidding me? You
Rachel? Yeah. What are you saying? She told me my dog's in Jersey somewhere,
you got the address.
Okay. Let's go.
Okay, all right. Let me, um...
Okay, let me just, let me, give me two seconds. I just want to say one thing to
my friend, okay? Two seconds. Give me two seconds here, but I'm not going to
here. Where are you going to be? Where am I going to be?
I'm going to be downstairs taking a hammer to your girl's stomach.
That's where I'm going to be.
Okay, all right, all right.
Yo, Mal!
Come on, let's go.
Okay.
Well, I took most of his share of the money that our parents left us. You
your brother's money?
Yes, I did.
Yeah, you love your brother?
Yes, maybe you could give my brother a job. You know he's a good man. Yeah,
give him your job, okay? Mitch, do me a favor.
What?
Stop talking.
Okay, should we get a face in there?
Mr. House, go left.
Next left? Yeah. I got it.
Get out of the car. Come on.
Yeah, stop.
You wait with us.
Oh, okay.
It's too tight.
My ladder.
Knock louder.
That's my dog.
Moses! Go!
Open up!
Moses!
Come on!
I hate that spot so much.
Moses!
Moses!
That's my dog, Moses!
Moses!
Seen anything in there?
No, not really.
Okay, okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Go get the money.
It's in his pocket.
Yeah, I got it. I got it. Is there a lot of money? There's a lot of money.
You're going up. I know. You did amazing. You're going. You're doing
did so good.
You did such a good job.
I love you.
Honey, when did you do great?
Well, is the baby okay? The baby is fine. The baby is okay. I need you to
down. Are you the husband? No, I'm a friend.
You're doing four weeks. The baby will be okay. The baby is okay. It's time to
say goodbye.
I can't go? No. No.
No. No.
No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No.
Thank you very much. Welcome to Japan. Thank you.
Thank you.
Mr. Mother, Mr. Mother.
Mr. Walker said the back of the line.
He doesn't want to begin yet.
Mr. Tessie.
Mr. Tessie.
Hey, Miss Marty Mouser.
How you doing? I'm so happy to see you. I'm surprised to see you here, actually.
What's up?
Well, I don't know. We do have a tournament. No, of course.
Yeah,
I think I owe you an apology.
For the way I acted in London, I was a jackass. There is such a thing as a code
of courtesy. No, I know, it's just... Every man for himself where I come from.
That's just how I grew up, OK?
Sometimes I feel like I don't even have control.
I'm really not interested in your excuses. No, I know, it's not an excuse.
just, look, the point is, I'm going to proceed with a much better attitude.
By the way, if you see me acting rude up there today, that's a character. This
is scripted. OK, I'm going to lose 21 -14. This isn't a real thing. The real
the polite me, you'll see next week. Next week? Yeah, the championship.
You are not playing in the championship.
Why? You're not participating this year. No, no.
I think you're confused.
That's what I'm doing the event for, so I can pay off the rest of my fine. Come
talk to Mr. Rockwell right now.
It's less than two weeks away.
All the bracketing has been set. We do the bracketing. I'm not going to tear up
the entire schedule on behalf of one entitled American.
No, no, Mr. Petty. Mr. Petty, look.
I'm here.
I don't think you know how difficult that was for me to come here. I'm in
right now. You haven't come far enough, I'm afraid.
Why you have wasted your time coming here?
Come with me.
embarrass you anymore. Embarrass me? I am beyond embarrassment. Tell him your
champion is a fraud and he's a chicken!
You chicken!
You chicken!
Mr. Endo agrees to the match.
Great. On the condition that the loser has to kiss a pig in front of the
entire audience.
A pig?
Yes.
He said if you are going to act like a pig, he will happily make you with one
I don't break my ankle.
End of the match point.
Thank you.
And thank you, Mr. Rockwell, for hosting such an unforgettable event.
What we have just witnessed is a mere taste of what is to come next week when
the finest players in the world will be competing against your hometown hero,
Kato Endo -san.
No more words from me. Let's bring on...
Now we greet the pig on to the stage.
Before I kiss the pig, I want to play him in a real game.
Tell him I don't want to play him in a game that's not a sham.
Tell him!
You, tell the audience that that was a fake game, it was a sham. Tell them it
was a sham and I want to play a real game against them. I cannot do that. Why
can't you do that?
That was a fake game that was staged.
No part of that was real.
I was not playing to the best of my ability.
It was an enormous form of disrespect to everyone here. Hey, listen!
This is a real game. Show us real.
Wait, this way.
This way.
This is a real game.
Yes. Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Like he's a mascot?
You're not a mascot.
This is Joe's time to rematch. Let's give him a real game. They want a real
game. Okay, okay.
Thank you, thank you. We need to move it along.
I'm not going to be at the championship next week because of this asshole.
I'm not going to be at the championship.
Give me a chance. You humiliated me. You cursed me.
Please, please, please, please, for me, for me. Yes, yes, yes.
He says yes. He says yes.
Thank you, Andrew.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
You can save your breath. I know I'm not getting paid.
Win or lose, you get nothing. And by the way, I wonder how you're going to get
home because you're not getting on my plane. It doesn't matter, okay? Unless
you're planning on shutting down the event, we've got nothing to discuss.
You think it's that simple? Yeah, I do.
Let me explain to you.
I was born in 1601.
I'm a vampire.
I've been around forever.
I've met many Marty Mouses over the centuries. Some of them crossed me. Some
weren't straight. They weren't honest. And those are the ones that are still
here. You go out and win that game, you're going to be here forever, too.
You'll never be happy. You will never be happy.
All right.
Okay, Mr. Rockwell.
What the fuck?
Let's go!
That's point.
It's 10 -20!
After this, Endo has to get two more points to win.
The Japanese audience is in awe.
There is no end to Bouncer's match point.
The match is still going on.
It's not over yet.
Oh, yeah
Thank you. Good game.
Good game. You're a great player.
Good luck at the championship, okay? I hope you win.
Hi, yes, I was hoping to be connected with Rachel Meisler, please.
Do you know what floor she's on?
She, well, she would have just gotten out of surgery, so everybody keep people
like that.
Ah, okay.
So it looks like she was moved to the maternity ward last night. The maternity
ward? Yes. What do you mean the maternity ward?
I'm sorry, I don't know the details. Is she okay? Does she have the baby? She's
not due for another four weeks. This is all the information that I have, that
she was rushed to the maternity ward. Rush? We say rushed.
First you said moved, now you're saying rushed? Sir, can you please calm down?
Just... Put me through to the maternity ward, please.
Is there any ward here?
Yes, down the hall. Down the hall, thank you. But you need to sign in. No, no,
I'm the father.
My book?
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