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My God.

Hey, babe. Hey. Here's your water. Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

So, what you been doing?

Oh, I'm just going through social media.

Yeah? Oh, yeah. I've been meaning to ask you about something.

How are things with your new stepdad?

My stepdad? Mm -hmm. Bad guy?

Yeah. He's a fucking nerd.

That's what he is. You know what he does?

He reads a fucking book before going to the bed. Like, who does that? You know

what? Let me tell you who does that. A fucking nerd like him. Like, come on

Oh, my gosh.

Do you think they ever, like, fuck? Do you ever, like, hear them?

No.

I mean, that's the thing.

My mom has been so moody.

She gets mad over little things.

You know what the thing is? I think she's sexually frustrated.

I think he doesn't fuck her right. Or, matter of fact, fucks her at all.

Because I don't hear nothing.

Like you just said.

Oh, damn.

That does suck. I mean, it's not like you can go up to your mom and ask, how

would you find that out?

I mean, I love my mom. And she deserves the

best.

is good enough for my mom or not is...

Hey, babe.

I have an idea.

I mean, you said you would do anything to please me, I mean, you know, or

do anything that I would tell you, you know?

Because, I mean...

You know how we do things, you know, how we get it. Yeah.

You know, you know.

So, like, Nick is on the couch right now working on whatever he's doing.

I don't really care. So I was thinking that, why don't you go up to him, right?

Hear me out.

And seduce him. I mean, hear me out, hear me out. Listen.

And after that, maybe suck his dick.

No, I mean, listen, listen.

Let me finish and then, you know, you'll understand where I'm coming at.

After that, maybe I'll just walk in on you guys and then I'll talk him into

fucking you.

And that's how we'll find out whether he's good enough for my mom or not.

You know?

What do you say?

Can you do that for me?

Babe, are you sure? I don't want to get in trouble with your mom. Are you sure

you want to do this? But, you know, I'll do anything for you.

Babe, I mean, you are freaky. I know. How are we doing?

I mean, come on now, you know?

So, what do you say?

If you don't.

Okay, babe.

Yeah? Yeah.

You know anything for you. I know.

Wow. You're so smart.

These

numbers

are not adding up here.

Hi. What are you doing?

I'm working the family budget here. I'm trying to find some money to take the

family to the science museum.

The science museum?

Yeah. So you're busy right now?

A little busy, yeah.

I mean, can I help you with anything?

I'm really trying to find this money here.

What's Aaron up to?

He just fell asleep and now I'm bored.

And I just wanted to talk to you a little bit.

So, what did you want to talk about?

Um, I don't know. You're, like, new to my boyfriend's family, and I just wanted

to get to know you. Like, what do you do other than go to the science museum?

And what are your hobbies?

Um, well, I don't know. What are you and Aaron doing?

Why don't you go join Aaron back in bed over there while he's taking a nap?

Well, I want to talk to somebody.

I feel like you're too tense.

How's that?

I still feel a little tense here. This isn't helping.

How's that?

That seems wildly inappropriate.

Relax.

I can't relax. I've got to finish this budget.

We don't have to worry about that. I want to talk to you. Do you want to know

one of my secrets?

What's one of your secrets?

I'm really into nerds, and I think you're super handsome.

Yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Well, I really need to get back to that budget. I need to do the science trip.

The family's looking forward to this.

How about we focus on, like, this?

We can't focus on that. I have a wife that I just married, and you have a

boyfriend. If Aaron saw us, he'd be heartbroken.

No one's going to find out. No one's here or awake.

Aaron can wake up at any time now.

You need to loosen up.

No, we can't do this. This isn't right.

We're going to get caught.

No, it's going to be.

No, it's going to be, silly.

Oh, my God.

It's so big.

We should not be doing this.

This is not right.

You should not have your hands on my penis.

Relax. Here.

So you can look at me too.

That is not helping.

Let her relax a little.

They do feel kind of nice. Yeah.

Yeah, it's okay. Keep squeezing them.

This is wrong.

This is wrong.

No, it's not. I don't know if I can do this.

Yeah.

Oh my God, what are you doing?

Not to look.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, Aaron's mother never does this.

Oh my God.

It does feel kind of good.

Yeah, you like it? I don't know.

I shouldn't.

It does feel good, though.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. That does look nice.

I don't see how far.

No one's ever got it done before.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's so fake. I wasn't expecting this from you.

No?

Oh my god.

Oh, that's feeling pretty good.

Yeah.

You like that?

Mm -hmm.

Better than a budget, huh?

This is better than the budget. I think I'd love it to wait a little bit.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm. Yeah.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm, yeah.

Mm.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Mm.

It's big enough for two.

Yeah. Mm.

Two months.

You do like the nerdy men, don't you? I sure do.

Well, well, well.

What the fuck do we have here? What are you doing with my girl?

I don't know what type of shenanigans you two are up to

today, but I don't like it.

I mean...

The thing is, this was all part of the plan, okay? I don't think you're good

enough for my mom.

Like, I don't think you satisfy her.

Like, look at you. You are, like, nerd.

I don't know what you're talking about. We have intercourse constantly.

Why do you think we got married so quickly?

Okay, well, I don't see that.

She's been really bitchy lately.

Like, acting up, getting mad.

about little things and stuff, so the only way to find out whether you do

satisfy my mom or not is you need to fuck my girl.

This is madness. I can't fuck your girlfriend.

Your mother can't find out about any of this stuff.

Okay, here's the thing.

That's the only way that I'm going to be able to find out whether you're good

enough for my mom or not.

If not, then I don't really think that you are good enough, but hey, this is

only way to find out. I mean...

I'll fuck her too. Like, we can fuck her together. Like, this is the bonding

family time. You know what I mean?

And we're both going to fuck her together?

I don't know. That sounds weird.

I can't do that. Your mother's going to find out. She's going to kill me.

No, she won't find out. Hey, listen.

Now, that's up to you.

Well, if we fuck her and I think you're good enough for my mom, I'll leave it

alone. If not, then I don't know if I can keep this a secret what you were

with my girl.

I don't know.

Like, if we both fuck her, you two aren't going to say anything? She'll

find out?

No. And I'll find out whether you're good enough for my mom or not.

That's it.

Well, if you guys don't tell her if it's the only way, like, I guess we could do

it. Okay, sure.

I'm sorry.

bro come on now come on get your dick done don't be a nerd come on now we're

here for bonding you know we have to bond brother all right well come on

be shy this is the way you guys don't tell your brother no oh

that's

my

girl right there

of the things she can do.

I'm playing it out here.

She does, she does.

That's what she's good for.

She's a little freaky girl for a reason.

No, no, no.

Oh, there you go. Getting right down there.

Oh, man.

Girl, if I could throw it a dick, it'd be... It'd do it multiple times in a

Every single day.

Listen to that. I know that's my girlfriend.

That's high. Yeah, that's you. Fuck my girl. Fuck her?

Yeah.

Vaginal penetration?

I don't know. That's what it's called, brother.

Yeah. Yeah?

Get into it. Okay. All right, baby, why don't you, yeah, just like that.

I guess I'll take them off for you, too. Look at that ass. Come on, that's all

worth it. Oh, wow.

Look at that.

All right.

I think we're going to do this.

Just like that, that's how we do it.

It's called bonding.

It's a good bonding time.

Definitely.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Just like that.

Using that mouth.

I think it feels pretty good.

Yeah, you like it?

Yeah. Like I said, she's worth it. She is, yeah. No wonder.

Can you see me?

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

I think they taste so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my

God.

Thank you.

No, no, no.

You coming out of your nerd zone?

Yeah, this is fun.

I know.

I know.

Alright man, chill out now. It's my girl.

It's my pussy.

So it's my turn now.

Baby, why don't you turn around and let me get that.

Oh, buddy.

Oh,

my God.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

It's even tighter than a pussy.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, she'll ride you now. She'll ride me? Yeah. All right. Come sit down,

brother. All right.

What's wrong, baby?

You know, what are you doing? Come on. See if you can take it.

Oh,

yeah.

Just how I feel.

I love you.

um um

Sounds like death.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

slut, isn't she? She is. She is my little slut.

Thank you for sharing.

Of course.

Sweet ass. Fucking ass is amazing.

That fucking ass.

Alright,

alright, alright. It's my turn now.

Come to daddy.

I don't know how we do it.

I'm going to do my thing.

Yeah? Yeah.

How about some more of that pussy here?

Oh, yeah,

baby. It's all for you.

What do

you

think, babe?

Is this guy good enough for my mom?

I think so.

Yeah. You passed, brother. You passed. You're not a nerd anymore, bro. Thank

you.

I think you do satisfy my mom, but I just think y 'all are quiet.

I told her, fuck her right.

Okay, shit.

Good for you.