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The plane! The plane!

Boss! Boss!

I've got a new one for you. Oh?

You want to hear it? All right.

What's yellow, Yes.

Weigh 800 pounds and lay eggs? Yes.

Yellow... 800 pounds... and lays eggs?

Um, I'm afraid I don't know.

Two 400-pounds chickens.

You get it, boss? Two 400-pound chickens.

Oh, it's very amusing, Tattoo.

I've got a million of them.

They send it to me in my new joke kit. Watch.

It seems we're still determined to be the Henny Youngman of Fantasy Island, huh?

No. I'd rather be Groucho.

At least he had more fun with the ladies.

Indeed.

Ah, the Jeep.

Smiles, everyone. Smiles.

Mr. Ernie Miller.

He looks like he just got the keys to the candy stores.

What's his fantasy?

Oh, it's one shared by daydreamers throughout the ages, Tattoo.

Mr. Ernie Miller, a plumber from Topeka, Kansas,

simply wants to live like a king.

A plumber who wants to be a king? Boss.

And that is precisely what he shall be this weekend.

Though I am not certain that his reign...

will be everything he expects.

Miss Gail Grayson... all the way from Cleveland, Ohio.

That's her mother with her.

- Does the young lady have a fantasy? - Oh, she does indeed, Tattoo.

Miss Grayson's fantasy is to get a chance to meet and be interviewed for a job...

by the famous Dr. Sydney Block.

Oh, I know about him.

He's the famous doctor who wrote all these books how to raise children.

Yes, yes. That's right. Many people consider him...

to be the world's foremost expert of family life.

That's why young Miss Grayson wants to meet him.

You see, she's just graduated from college...

with degrees in child psychology and family analysis.

Her mommy must be very proud of her.

Oh, I wouldn't jump to any conclusions, Tattoo.

You see, the title of Miss Grayson's "doctorial" thesis is...

"The Soft Life of the American Housewife and Mother."

I bet that was a real kick in the head for her mommy.

Right, Tattoo. Her mother wants her to see...

how soft it really is to be a housewife.

My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host.

Welcome to Fantasy Island.

Excellency.

The nectar from the gods, especially brewed for Your Majesty.

- Your Majesty? - But of course.

You did ask for a weekend where you would be treated like a king, did you not?

Well, after much thought, we realized the only way that would be possible...

would be to convince our other guests...

that you are really a ruling monarch.

Oh, well...

No wonder that everybody has been so... friendly.

Your nectar, sire.

Ah. Thank you.

Then my fantasy has already begun?

Oh, Mr. Miller... Um,

I should say King Albert.

That's the name you'll use during your stay with us.

Your fantasy began the minute the plane landed,

and we raised the official flag of your country.

- Even a flag. - Of course.

Wow. Well, I really didn't expect any of this.

But then I don't know what I did expect.

Uh, tell me, does my country have a name?

- Carpathia. - Carpathia.

Tattoo.

And you think that all of these people...

will really believe that there is such a place?

But of course they will.

Oh, King Albert, the world is full of small kingdoms...

that people have never heard of.

The world is also filled with people...

who want to believe in kings and queens and fairy tale lands.

Cecil Saint James... Your valet, sire.

Sire. If you will accompany me to the royal bungalow,

I have laid out your wardrobe for the official reception.

We certainly hope Your Majesty will enjoy his stay with us.

Well, I'm sure going to try.

How do you like my new trick, boss? Isn't it funny?

Oh, it's a regular laugh riot, Tattoo.

Laugh riot? That what it says on the box it came in.

Oh? Hmm. What a coincidence.

Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

Yes.

Well, this is the home of Dr. Sydney Block and family.

Dr. Sydney Block. Hope I say all the right things.

Wish me luck, Mom. Oh.

Oh, Miss Grayson, your mother is also expected.

What?

I thought I was gonna see Dr. Block alone.

Oh, I'm so sorry. There must have been some sort of mix-up.

But Dr. Block is expecting you both.

Well, I don't mind, dear.

I'll try to stay out of the way. Fine with me.

One word of advice, if I may, Miss Grayson.

Be flexible. Don't limit yourself...

to the academic knowledge you received from your studies.

You see, Dr. Block will welcome someone...

who shows that she's able to... adapt.

Right.

Like they say in show business, knock them dead,

Right.

Good luck. Thank you.

See you later. Yes.

Tattoo.

Uh, come.

Oh, hi. You're... You're Gail and Mildred, uh... uh, Grayson, right?

Right. Yes, sir. Wonderful you could come. Fabulous.

They're here, Selma. Hurry up.

I loved your thesis.

You don't know what this means to us.

I mean, particularly since there are two of you.

One always makes my wife very, very nervous.

One what? One babysitter.

This is our first vacation in years,

and it's gonna be a pleasure to sit back and relax...

and know that our kids are in the care of the girl who-who wrote this thesis.

Yeah, and you too. You too, Mrs. Grayson.

Selma! Come on. We're late.

Here she is. We can go now. Go? But, Dr. Block, we...

This is like a dream come true. It's so wonderful.

Bless you, Miss Grayson. Bless you both.

Sydney, I'll be in the car. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Well, Mom, it looks as though we're gonna do some babysitting.

Oh, Mr. Roarke said you'd be delighted.

Now, make notes. And, uh,

if-if things get rough, just consult your thesis.

Oh, I guess it's time you met the rest of the family.

Guys, Mommy and Daddy are leaving.

Have a wonderful time and behave yourselves.

You'll handle everything. I have absolute confidence.

Buh-bye.

Hi. I'm Herbert Bayard Block, but I like to be called Herbie.

And this is my sister Laurie. Laurie's short for Lorelei,

which comes from a famous German poem about a mermaid who sits on a rock...

and lures sailors to their death.

This is my little brother, Conrad.

He's named after a writer Conrad. And this is our dog, Igor.

Like the hunchback in Frankenstein who got hanged.

- Oh. - When do we eat? Igor's hungry.

- I'm hungry. - So am I. I'm starved.

I guess now would be a good time to be, uh, flexible, dear.

We're all going to eat as soon as lunch is ready.

Now, how would you children like the chance to fix it for us?

Boy, would we ever. Yeah. We get to fix lunch.

Come on.

Do you think turning them loose in the kitchen is a good idea?

Oh, Mother.

It's all here in black and white.

Give children responsibility, and they rise to the occasion.

You see, Mother,

being a housewife is easy if you let it be.

You really believe that, don't you? Absolutely.

All I have to do is keep this house and those children in order...

until Dr. Block gets back,

and I will not only prove my thesis,

I will guarantee my professional future.

Oh, Mom, what a chance.

It certainly seems so.

His Majesty, King Albert.

Your Majesty.

Your Highness.

Excellency.

Harry Sand, United States Undersecretary of State.

Compliment his golf game. Ah.

Your Majesty. Mr. Sand.

I hope we get a chance to play golf together while we're here.

I'm told you're quite good.

Thank you, Your Majesty. I'd like nothing better.

Eric Soro... ambassador of that large nation on our eastern border.

Mm.

I am surprised... but delighted...

To find Your Majesty in such good health.

Oh, well, uh, thank you, Eric.

Emperor Bakota of uh, Seeda, East Africa.

Well, well, well.

We seem to be having marvelous weather, Albert.

Yes, yes. It's a beautiful day.

As one monarch to another,

I hope we shall have some time to speak about that loan to our country...

that we discussed at your birthday party last month.

Well, uh... Your Majesty.

Your queen, Aurora.

My queen?

Oh. Oh, yes, of course. My queen.

Darling, we're all so pleased you could make it.

Mm, so am I.

Gail, lunch is taking a long time, isn't it?

One must be patient with children, Mother.

You have to give them space.

I bet they're working their little fingers to the bone.

Luncheon is served. What did I tell you?

And I bet it tastes pretty good too. Yes.

Herbie. Oh, my goodness.

Oh! Uh.

We're having chicken chow mein.

I copied the recipe out of Mom's cookbook.

Except there wasn't any chicken, so we used our imagination.

Did you use tuna instead? That works very nicely.

Yes, I know, but we didn't have any of that either.

Our mom uses it sometimes too.

We used another fish... sardines.

Ah. Sardine chow mein. How... interesting, Herbie.

I made delicious bacon-lettuce-and-tomato sandwiches on toast.

They look wonderful, Laurie, absolutely scrumptious.

You'd better not eat it. The bacon isn't cooked.

Is it my fault that I'm not allowed to use the stove?

Well, apparently, somebody is, because I smell something burning.

My cherries jubilee! I left it flaming in the kitchen!

Oh!

Please, don't help.

I'm hungry! I'm hungry!

Terrific. The house is burning down,

and all he thinks about is being hungry.

Be flexible, dear. Be flexible.

Oh.

Oh, Cecil laid those out for you.

I tell you, this is crazy.

You know, I spend most of my time cleaning clogged drains.

I'm a plumber, you know. And now a real emperor is asking me for a loan.

This must be your fantasy too.

What do you really do? Does it matter?

For this weekend, I'm your queen.

Gosh. You know that Roarke... He thinks of everything.

Well, Mrs. Grayson,

your daughter has met Dr. Block, so her fantasy has begun.

But tell me. How is yours coming along?

Her fantasy? You mean they both have fantasies?

Mrs. Grayson's fantasy was for her daughter to live out her doctorial thesis...

and find out just how easy the life of the American housewife and mother really is.

Conrad! No!

Oh, Mr. Roarke, right now,

I... I'm not so sure how good an idea that was.

You fear your daughter may lose all her confidence. Is that it?

Well, yes, I suppose so. You see, I'm really very proud of her.

She worked so hard getting through school.

But you're not sure how much she really knows.

Or does not know.

Mom! Can you give me a hand with this canned stuff?

Oh, I, uh... I guess so.

Coming, dear.

How strange it is what a parent wants for a child...

often satisfies neither of them.

And I don't expect any more problems like I had at lunch either.

Oh, and why is that, dear?

Because I'm now being very specific about how I want the children to behave.

I've even given them a list of things to do while we're in the market.

Good. Gail! Gail! Quick!

Igor took a string of sausage from the counter,

and when Conrad tried to put it back, he fell in the freezer.

And when Herbie tried to pull him out, he stood on a shelf full of cans.

Oh, no! Help! Help!

Oh, no! Help! Help!

Lady, what kind of a circus are you running... Oh, Herbie!

- Why did you let Igor into the store? - You didn't tell me not to.

Help me get outta here! I didn't tell you not...

Maybe you weren't specific enough, dear.

All right. Get the dog outside...

while I help Junior get out of the freezer here.

Come on, Igor.

♪♪

The king and queen are always the first to dance.

Okay, but I'm not exactly Fred Astaire.

You know, they're really acting like I am for real.

Hmm. Perhaps because you look so much like a king.

Oh, yes? They oughta see me lying flat in a crawl hole,

trying to repair a broken water main.

♪♪

Your Highness. Good evening.

Your Sublime Majesty, your pardon. ♪♪

But it's become most urgent that we pursue the subject of our loan.

Well...

Why did you do that?

After all, he's a real emperor.

I know. I was at his coronation.

Why does he persist in talking about the loan?

You were at his coronation?

If I were truly a queen, I might have been.

No, no, no. You said you were.

And out by the pool,

Emperor Bakota told me that we had talked about the loan in the past.

I'm getting the feeling that something's going on around here...

that I don't know anything about.

Perhaps we should... return to the table.

Your Majesty, a moment of your time, please.

Uh, sire,

there are some matters between our two countries...

which require immediate attention.

Such as?

The new import duty you announced last week, for one.

The joint dredging operation at Gudow Point for another.

The shutdown has thrown 3,000 of our workers out of a job.

Please, Ambassador Soro,

I realize that all of these matters are very important,

but... I cannot discuss them with you tonight.

Is anything wrong, Your Highness?

Would you please excuse me for a few minutes?

Is something wrong, Albert?

Something is wrong. I don't know what exactly,

but something is terribly wrong.

I think he suspects.

Then there really is a kingdom of Carpathia.

There is indeed. And if you turn the page,

you'll see a picture of the real ruling King Albert.

- Is this a trick? - No trick.

But... he really looks like me.

Will you turn the page again, please?

You're the real queen.

Or is she a look-alike too?

No. You are indeed in the presence...

of Queen Aurora of Carpathia.

Oh, well, uh,

Your Royal Majesty, I'm, uh...

I'm sorry. I mean...

Well, then where...

Where is the real King Albert?

Four weeks ago, he was killed in a motorboat accident.

So far, we've been able to keep the news from the outside world.

But wh-why would you do all of this?

Mr. Miller,

much like the relationship Monaco has with France,

unless the tiny kingdom of Carpathia has a king,

or, at any rate, a male heir to the throne,

it will be annexed by the nation at its border...

The one represented by Ambassador Soro.

- Soro? - Mm-hmm.

Well, no wonder... No wonder he's been looking at me so strangely.

He's an evil man. He's the reason that I asked Mr. Roarke...

to arrange this weekend.

You were not the only one with a fantasy.

- And Soro is suspicious. - Yes.

I'm trying to keep Carpathia from being swallowed whole,

at least until elections are held in Ambassador Soro's country next month.

Hopefully, his party will be voted out...

and one more sympathetic to Carpathia's independent freedom will be voted in.

So what you needed was a sucker that looked like the king.

And I filled the bill, right?

Mr. Miller, your fantasy...

was to be treated like a king, was it not?

Yes.

But you've been using me.

I mean, I came here for a fantasy, to have fun.

And you've been using me like-like a... like a pawn...

in some lousy game of politics.

You have every right to be angry.

You're damn right I do.

I have a mind to go out there to the ballroom...

and blow the whistle on all of you.

If you do, in 24 hours,

Soro's troops will have overrun my country,

and that will be the end of freedom for three million people.

I was trying to buy a little time for the good of my country.

But maybe I was trying to do it the wrong way.

I'm very sorry.

The decision is yours, Mr. Miller.

The children are asleep.

What do you want me to do with these towels?

Sweetheart?

Oh, the poor girl.

Sleep tight.

♪♪

Your Majesty.

Boss, you think he's gonna blow the whistle?

Shh! Be quiet, Tattoo.

May the king now finish the dance...

he and the queen started an hour ago?

Yes. Yes, he most certainly may.

You know, if we are going to convince Ambassador Soro...

that I am really the king,

I think you had better spend some time briefing me...

on the domestic issues of Carpathia.

Kids, I've got a new joke for you.

This is a funny one.

On my way here, I met a drunk.

He stood in front of a parking meter,

put a penny inside of it and said,

"I weigh 10 minutes."

"I weigh 10 minutes." You get it?

He thought the meter was a scale.

Uh, Tattoo, perhaps you should remember...

none of your audience has ever seen a parking meter, you see.

So, uh... But, boss,

they did not laugh at any of my jokes.

You stupid monkey. What do you know?

I think I have a very unusual washing technique.

I get the feeling I keep doing the same load over and over again.

I'm sure you'll work it out, dear. All mothers do.

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

Well, it's time to see who wants what for lunch.

And after that, I'm going to take a well-earned rest. Oh, that would be nice.

By the way, dear, what have the children been doing...

while you've been up to your elbows in harsh detergents?

They've been watching television.

And don't accuse me of using the tube as a babysitter.

I selected a very stimulating, educational program on the life of a moose.

And they were fascinated.

The night is dark, the moon is full,

and soon the werewolf will walk the forest... No!

Hey, you shut the good part off.

The only thing that was good for was nightmares.

But if you're looking for something to do,

I saw some great books on the lives of...

- Where's Laurie? - She took Igor for a walk down to the beach.

That's an awfully long walk, and... and then there's that cliff.

How long has she been gone?

Don't worry. Igor's a good watchdog. He'll take care of her.

Well... Laurie's hat.

Oh, he's soaking wet.

Something must have happened to her.

Igor wants us to follow him. He knows where she is.

No. Herbie, Conrad, stay here and stay out of trouble.

Come on, Mom. Let's go.

You turn on the TV. You turn it on.

You turn it on. All right, I'll turn it on.

Behind you! The werewolf!

Delightful picnic. I did not see one ant.

Their encroachment was forbidden by King Albert.

Ambassador Soro, you mentioned last night...

that you were disturbed by our raising of the import duty on tea.

Since it is we who export it to you, yes.

After you first import it from India.

Oh. I also think I should tell you...

that we are going to raise the export tax on our Carpathé perfumes.

But that's our principal import from Carpathia.

You are charging us more?

It seems that that's the only language your country understands.

Your Highness seems refreshingly candid today.

Perhaps you are ready to discuss our dredging problem.

Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.

The dredging was stopped because of a breakdown in the pumping system,

a breakdown that was caused by excessive pressure...

built up in your part of the system.

Surely, that can be...

mere speculation, Your Highness.

On the contrary, Mr. Soro.

It is the basics of good plumbing.

You see, I looked over the blueprints of the system last night.

And that damage could have only been done...

by a blowout of the gasket drums...

on your country's side of the system.

Sire, are you telling me...

that you intend to bill us for the dredge breakdown damage?

If a plumber came into your house and did a job like that,

you'd take him to court.

Yes, of course, we're going to bill you.

My dear.

Strange. Very strange.

I have never known any king to be so knowledgeable...

about underwater plumbing...

Let alone our dear, unknowledgeable friend, King Albert of Carpathia.

Well, someone's certainly filling him in with a lot of answers.

Either that, or he's not the Albert we know.

Well, how did I do?

There were many times when I wished...

the real Albert would have stood up like that.

But Albert, I'm afraid, was still a bit of a playboy.

He didn't care about politics much.

Did you love him very much?

I suppose this will sound strange,

but I... didn't love him at all.

Our marriage was arranged my our families.

To tell you the truth, the real King Albert...

was not a very likable man.

Well, I'm sorry.

Do you really mean that?

Well, yes, of course I do.

You're too nice a person to be forced into an unhappy life.

I'm so nice I keep setting you up. What do you mean?

Well, there's no real proof,

but what we suspect is Albert's death...

was not as accidental as people tried to make it.

You mean he was assassinated?

Soro? We think so.

Annexing Carpathia would ensure his party's reelection.

Well, then they might try that again.

I'm sorry.

Being king isn't like you thought it would be, is it?

No, it's sure not.

It isn't all caviar and pheasant under glass.

A ruler is besieged by people who want big loans,

others who demand lower taxes.

I should never have asked for a proxy king for this weekend.

I had no right.

Just be glad that you're...

You're going home tomorrow.

Laurie, where are you? Laurie, it's me, Gail!

Laurie, can you hear me?

Igor! Laurie! Laurie!

Laurie! It's no use, Mother.

Not only is Laurie missing, but the dog's gone too.

Gail, I think it's Igor.

Laurie! Can you hear me?

Laurie. Laurie.

Laurie.

It sure took you a long time to save me.

If I'd have been in real trouble,

I'd probably be dead by now.

You set this whole thing up...

Igor, your hat... The whole thing.

It works a lot better on Lassie.

I guess Igor isn't star material.

You're coming home with me this instant, young lady.

Not that way. It's slippery.

Oh! Oh! Oh, no! You'll fall in.

Oh, Gail!

Laurie, you're coming home with me.

Oh!

Boy, I hope Gail appreciates these chili beans I'm makin' for lunch.

I hope Gail appreciates me for doing the laundry.

Conrad, I'm gonna go check on Gail,

see if she found Laurie, all right?

You stay here and check up on things, all right?

Okay, Herbie. I'll clean up around here and surprise Gail.

The first thing we're gonna do is get you washed.

What on earth!

Conrad! Herbie! Are you all right?

Oh, no!

Conrad. I told you to stay out of trouble.

Please go to your room. Laurie, come with me.

We're gonna put your clothes right in the wash.

- Uh! Oh! - Oh!

I know it's the wrong time to tell you, dear.

Herbie seems to be missing.

Something's wrong with Igor.

Maybe he knows that Herbie is dead.

Herbie. Herbie!

Herbie? Mother, will you please turn off that washing machine?

Herbie? Come out, Herbie.

Herbie! Herbie!

Herbie?

Gail! Gail!

Gail! Gail! Look what followed me home!

Can I keep him? Can I?

This is the last straw.

I don't know anything about children.

I don't know anything about homemaking.

Mother, I don't know anything about anything!

Oh, Gail! Gail, where are you going?

Oh, no. I was afraid of this.

Why is everyone crying?

Did we do something wrong? No, but I sure did.

All Gail wanted was to maybe get a job with your father,

and I had to mess everything up.

- You? - Yes, me and my stupid fantasy...

To show her how hard being a mother and a housewife can be sometimes.

Oh, she worked so hard on her thesis.

She's really very nice.

One of the nicest people I've ever known.

It... It's just not fair what I've done to her.

She'll probably hate you for the rest of your life.

Oh!

You're wrong, Mother.

It was very fair.

At least you sure opened my eyes to how silly and stupid this is.

Oh, it's not silly and stupid.

Well, not all of it, and-and some of it's quite informative.

Oh, Gail, darling,

I'm so very proud of you, and I... and I've made such a mess of things.

It's all right. There'll be other jobs.

Aren't you gonna work with my father?

No way. Not with this place looking like this when they get back.

Maybe we can help you clean it up.

Laurie, your parents are due home in two hours.

It would take a miracle to clean this place up.

We could try.

Conrad's right. We could try. Please, Gail?

♪♪

We will soon know if King Albert is the real item...

or merely a proxy.

What are you going to do?

Test him.

Uh, Your Majesties, I am flying out tonight.

I hope to see you both when again I visit Carpathia.

Sire, I'm looking forward to hunting boar with you again.

It's always such a privilege to join the royal hunting party.

- Hunting party? You and I? - Yes, sire.

I've never hunted with you in my life.

True.

What must I have been thinking about?

Yes, Ambassador Soro, what were you thinking about?

I... I don't know, Your Royal Highness.

Maybe... it is the lack of sleep.

The mind... it plays tricks.

Yes. People play tricks sometimes too.

And some people play... deadly tricks, if you get my meaning.

Well,

long may our two countries remain friendly neighbors.

Your Majesty.

Is-Is it just possible that we might be able...

to negotiate the tax on Carpathé perfume.

Possible? Anything is possible.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

Well?

He's Albert, all right.

That boating accident was a mistake in a lot of ways.

Not only is he still alive,

but the playboy has grown into a man.

I can't believe that you're almost through in here. How are you doing?

This is the last of the laundry, and the kids are just finishing up the dishes.

I thought they finished an hour ago.

That was before I found out they cleaned them by having Igor lick the food off.

Oh, children!

Hurry. It's your parents. Quick. Come on, kids. Get in there.

What about the rest of these? That's all right. Just get in there.

Oh!

Oh, good, kids. I love you.

Oh. Okay.

Once upon a time, there were three bears...

Mama Bear, Papa Bear and Baby Bear.

Oh, hello, Dr. Block. We didn't hear you come up.

Good evening, Mother. Good evening, Father.

Gail was just reading us a story.

Uh-huh, so I see.

Are you sure we've come to the right place?

Those are our children, aren't they?

Of course we are, Mater.

Don't tell me they've been like this all weekend?

Sure, we have.

Then, in that case, your thesis really works.

Well, of course it does.

Ah, well, then, I just have two questions.

Why is the book your daughter is reading upside-down?

And wh-why is there a seal in my closet?

Well, I'm glad it didn't rain earlier today,

spoil our picnic.

And it was a picnic, believe me.

All the way... The whole terrific weekend.

Now it's back to leaky faucets,

brass fittings and clogged drains.

You know, when I said it was terrific just now,

I... I didn't mean being treated like a king.

I meant it was terrific because of you.

What, uh... What are you gonna do now?

I mean, how long do you think you can keep them fooled?

Long enough, I hope.

I mean, at best, it's only temporary.

Sooner or later, there's bound to be another government like Soro's.

They'll find out that there is no king,

and you won't have a country anymore.

Look,

I know I'm not the greatest.

And Topeka, Kansas, is not a magic kingdom.

Oh, it's crazy.

I was just about to...

ask you to... marry me...

and come back with me and be a plumber's wife.

- You too, Ernie? - What?

I'd love to be a plumber's wife or anything with you.

But right now, there are a lot of people depending on me.

Everybody believed that you were the king, even Soro.

A gentler, nicer, more considerate king...

they never knew when Albert was alive.

I think I know what you're about to say, but...

Would you go ahead and say it anyway, because... I don't believe it yet.

I realize that Carpathia...

isn't half as big as the city of Topeka...

and you'd have to go by the name of Albert instead of Ernie.

Oh, I have no right to ask you.

Oh, yes, you do.

My whole adult life, I've...

I have never said this to a woman...

and really meant it.

But... I do love you.

I guess what I'm saying is that,

Your Royal Majesty, if...

If you want a king...

who in his spare time...

can repair all the plumbing in the castle,

Well, I...

I guess... I'm your guy.

Mrs. Grayson. Oh, thank you so much.

You're welcome. Miss Grayson. Thank you.

Well, ladies, I hope you enjoyed your visit. We certainly did.

I learned an awful lot, Mr. Roarke. Well, we both did.

What about your job with Dr. Block?

I start next week, despite making every mistake possible.

He felt that if I could bring his three kids together...

on a joint effort like they had to make,

I must have something to offer after all.

Oh, I am so pleased. Oh, thank you.

One thesis... from me to you.

And good-bye, Mr. Roarke. Thank you so much.

Good-bye, Tattoo. Good-bye, Miss Grayson.

Ah. Good morning. Good morning.

Your Royal Highnesses.

You know, when I came here, I never expected a fantasy...

that would last for the rest of my life.

And I never expected to leave with King Albert.

I am pleased you're both so happy...

and, uh, in love.

Your Highness. Yes?

Thank you very much for fixing the plumbing in Bungalow Number 4.

Oh, forget it.

Thank you very much. Au revoir.

You're very welcome. Good-bye. Enchanté.

You asked a king to fix the plumbing?

Well, the queen didn't know how.