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Oh, my God, babe. Thank you so much for fucking bringing us mini golfing. It's

so much more fun than going to dinner. Like, something boring like that.

This is the best neighborhood, too. Yeah. The fuck it is.

We mainly have the best neighbors. Some people are a little sour because they're

not good at it. OT, I swear you do this every fucking time. Look at this ball

you give me. What is this shit?

We need to give you a colored one so that when you hit it out in the bushes,

could find it. Did it have to be all jacked up like this? Is your balls

up like this? No, my balls are not jacked up. My balls are very arid. Why

need to make an excuse about everything? Don't blame the ball. And why do you

have some special equipment?

What is this shitty putter I get? He's got like a professional PGA Tour fucking

thing over here.

He has shoulder problems. Yeah, I have the shoulder issue.

At least he doesn't complain about it.

You're being very mean.

Am I being too mean? You are.

Alright, let me zen out.

Go ahead and shoot.

We've been waiting like 10 fucking minutes. Go ahead, we'll wait.

Just not by the hour or anything.

Breathing.

One with the club.

One with the club. Relax.

I'm ready.

I can do this.

Are you sure?

I got this. Let's do this. Let's do this.

Yeah, you will.

Am I going first?

Yeah, sure. Absolutely. We wouldn't want to upset the princess, would we? Yep.

Everybody make sure you're silent. We don't want to jinx his shot.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Hey, hey.

You can do this, honey. I believe in you. You got it. You believe in me,

right? Yeah, totally.

Totally believe in you. Yes, you can do this.

God damn it! What the fuck was that?

Apparently a shit hit.

Yeah, you trying to kill a squirrel over there? Yeah.

Give him some incentive. Come on. Yeah.

Help him out.

Show him that fucking cute ass of yours. Maybe that'll motivate him. There we

go.

I'm motivated. He isn't.

I am too. Shit.

It's fine. Your next try will be better.

It was a little better.

Maybe we can give him some real motivation.

You know what?

How about we give him a little more incentive?

I think he needs a little more than that.

She's going to give you more motivation. You want to use a regular ball?

Could I please, Eric, use a regular ball? You certainly can.

Thank you, Eric.

Special club man.

You even have a special ball. Look at the special ball you have. I'll need a

deposit back if you lose that one. T, just get the ball right in the hole.

Oh, God.

Doesn't that, see?

Now it's going to be a very, very tight hole to get in.

It does look like a tight hole. Just imagine like this right here, like a

linear.

Oh, God. Okay.

Oh.

See, I told you, you just needed a little more motivation.

That was motivating.

Yeah, you got that ball right in that hole.

That tight little hole.

And for that, I think you deserve a prize.

What is that?

I'll show you.

Honey,

are you okay with this? Of course, they're our neighbors and our best

Why wouldn't I be okay with this?

It's true. We all are good best friends.

Oh God, these are nice.

I feel something in my arm.

Stay in character. Keep talking to your wife or whatever.

It looks like everybody gets a reward.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. See, your wife's got skills.

Your wife's not that bad either.

Fucking good.

Oh fuck yeah.

Holy shit that's good.

I'm your best friend's wife, baby. Yo, get the fuck in there. Yo, flip that

pussy. Oh, yo. Flip that pussy, yes.

Keep fucking doing that.

Oh, one too, that's for sure.

Thank you.

Oh, no.

Look at that.

That's the best neighborhood ever.

Fucking right.

Property value just went up, man.

All right.

Next time, Key can decide where we go.

Something I'm good at.

Bowling?

Bowling. I remember my shoulders.

We'll figure it out. We can just do this again. This is a sport, right? Yeah. I

can do that.

You're just going to get mad all over again.

I'm winning right now. What?

Okay. It's fine.

It's all good. Today is a double win.

You guys better not ever leave the neighborhood.

Yeah, please. You guys have to stay in the neighborhood.

Absolutely. Best neighbors ever.