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Hello.

Anybody home? I can see.

Oh. Hey.

Afton. Hi, how are you doing?

How are you doing?

I'm good. I just thought I'd come by and visit for a little bit.

That's interesting.

Yeah. You're a long way from where you're supposed to be.

There's a spring break going on right now, so I just thought I'd come by.

You know, stay for a couple days, chill. You know what's crazy about that?

What?

It's June.

And it's spring break like in March and April.

No, they, like, changed it. Yeah, our, like, schedule got completely, like, set

back and, yeah.

It's so crazy how that happens sometimes, doesn't it?

Yeah. What are you watching on TV?

something about birds.

Birds and the bees?

No, I think it's birds.

Okay. Where's your remote?

I couldn't find it, so I hooked your TV up to my phone.

Yeah.

Just got home from spring break in the middle of June, and you've already taken

over the TV.

Yep, you know me.

Great. If you just emasculated me in about one second, that's great. Because

know the TV dad thing, right?

TV and the car radio.

Yep. Yep.

Did you lose a leg? Where's your right leg? Where's your left leg?

Step over here.

Sorry. Feet on the floor. You know the rules.

I was relaxing.

Sorry. You look cute.

Thanks. With that higher than the knees type of skirt there.

Nice dress code.

Mm -hmm.

So much for that Catholic school there that you're going to.

Yeah, Dad.

And you're not wearing a bra.

Dad? Jeez.

My boobs aren't the ones sticking right through my shirt.

With the top halfway down.

And?

What's the problem? I'm just at home relaxing. It's not like I'm running

You want to tell me the truth?

I can usually tell when something's wrong and when you're not telling

the full story.

But... Okay.

You know I can't hide anything from you.

But please don't tell Mom.

Like, she'll kill me.

Well, I'm definitely not going to make that promise because if I make that

promise, she'll kill me.

But what I can tell you is that right now, your mom is not here. She's

away with the twins at camp for at least a week. If they like it, we promised

the twins that they could stay an extra week.

Okay. Well, since you can tell that something happened, what do you think

happened?

Well, since I know for sure.

that it's not spring break, and that was your first biggest fib, I'm going to

probably guess that you're ditching school.

Because I know that you were enrolled to also participate

in summer school.

Yeah. So there really wasn't a whole lot of break for you to come home.

And we weren't planning on you coming home for two more weeks.

damn being there anymore. It was so boring.

Like, I just wanted to come home for a little bit.

I did not want to go to summer school. It's like bullcrap.

I'm sorry.

So, do you want to tell me the truth?

Like, the real truth? The whole truth? Nothing but the truth? Because I did get

an email that I didn't discuss with your mom yet.

Something happened at school and they kicked me out.

Ah, that's honest.

That was hard. I didn't want to say anything because I thought maybe I could

it and get back in and then mom wouldn't know.

Sit up straight.

Posture. Thank you.

So, what do you want from me?

obviously let yourself in.

You have the key. Obviously, this is your home. I just need somewhere to stay

for a few days. That's all.

Because I can't go back there, obviously.

I can't go sleep in the bed I usually sleep in.

We can petition for that.

Unless you did something so heinous that you absolutely cannot go back.

Yes, you can stay for a couple days.

Really? This is your home.

Really?

You're not going to say anything to Mom?

Please? I told you I'm not going to promise if I think she's going to kill

but you have at least a couple days of breathing room.

I won't tell her while you're here, while she's in camp. I don't want her to

fucking get hot and come back here and fucking shoot us both.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much, Dad.

Like, I've been, like, stressing out about this.

Like, I didn't know where to go.

Like, obviously, my first place is, like, to come home.

So... I'm just so happy mom's not here. Okay. Well, listen.

We're not really prepared for you, honestly, because we converted your

This is your bedroom. We've converted into a small little den with a TV. So I

feel like even though you're a petite girl, you're probably going to be longer

than that couch.

You're going to have to sleep in the twins' room right now in the bunk bed.

Oh, God.

Come on.

If you just got in a couple hours ago, you're probably going to need to take a

shower.

Here you go. Towels. So why don't you shower up and we'll push you in one of

bunk beds over there in the twins room. Got it? Oh my god. Really?

What, are you thinking of sleeping in my bed? Fuck no.

Part of my language.

My beds are so uncomfortable.

It's either that or that floor over there. You take your pick. You got a

mattress or not.

Why can't I just sleep on the couch?

Because that's a no.

Brand new couch.

and you wear makeup, and I don't want makeup on my couch.

Oh, my God. Okay, whatever.

All right. Take a shower.

Close the door.

Nice seeing you.

See you soon.

Thank you.

It's a bright -ass day out.

Oh, good morning, Dad.

Good morning. How did I sleep long?

What time is it? Shit.

It's like 12 o 'clock.

Oh, that's not terrible.

No, not too bad.

Dang.

How'd you sleep?

Good? Yeah. Yeah, not bad, actually.

Good. I got some breakfast going on over here.

Oh, look at you staying busy. Thank you.

You know what they say.

Once you have a kid, they're always your kid, 18 or not.

What are you making? What's on the menu today?

Um, I got apple slices and cereal and coffee.

Fuck yeah. Let me grab a cup of joe real quick.

All right.

Let me kickstart my morning, yo.

Thank you, sweetie.

Black, black, no sugar, though.

Yes, of course.

You know me.

Always.

Thank you.

That coffee was awesome. I drank it.

Good. Quick.

Would you like some more? Yeah, if you have more, I would love some more,

please.

Anything for you, Dad.

Awesome. Thank you.

There. Get a little water now.

Nope.

Caffeine cracked out.

Awesome. A nice late breakfast, though. Cool.

So, you know, I was thinking about you last night, and I was wondering if you

did the right thing.

And?

Oh, that would be, thank you for the apples.

That would be, did you call your mom?

Well, you know, like, I went to go call her, and then, like, kind of got busy.

I got tired, so.

And then I made you breakfast.

So, um, yeah, I haven't had the chance yet, but, yeah, no, I definitely, I'll

call her.

You know you gotta call her before, um, she kills her.

I mean, yeah.

No, I know.

She's not here right now, though, so.

No, no, you're absolutely right.

That's true. It looks bomb.

Hold on a second. Let me take a bite of this.

I need you to call her, though, because, you know what? I got my phone right

here. We'll make the phone call. Don't worry about it. What? No. No, Dad.

No, we don't need to do that. Like, I told you. I promise.

I promise I will call her myself, okay?

You just... You really don't need to do that.

I mean, Mom's not here.

What are you doing right now? Are you off your fucking...

Rock her? Right now? I just don't want you to call her. Please. She'll fucking

kill me.

And... Afton?

Yes? You're fucking grabbing my cock right now.

I know.

I know. What is going on with you?

Negotiation?

I don't really think that's an appropriate form of... I mean, it's not

you're my actual dad.

You're my stepdad, so... You're fucked up to play like that.

It doesn't make it weird. I mean... Come on, you really know.

Come on.

Mom's not here.

Not cool at all.

I gotta stop you from calling her some way, and this works.

Let's make you more comfortable.

Let's get these off.

There we go. That's better.

You promise you'll wait to call mom?

Just as soon as you're done distracting me.

I mean, come on. Just give it a couple days. Wait till I'm gone.

She's not here anyway.

Where are you going to go in a couple days when she comes back?

I can go to my friend's house or something.

Figure it out.

I have no idea what got into you, girl.

I'm glad you like it

Two days of this, right?

Every second of the day.

going to be doing this in the next couple of days.

I may as well get something out of it too.

So why don't you come follow me to the bedroom?

Like that?

Come on.

That's probably your mom right now.

Don't worry about her.

Two way down.

Thank you.

Damn.

Such a fucking sexy little tease.

Not too glad I'm here instead of school.

Well, I'm glad you're here, but you don't damn well.

She can go as far as she wants.

Looking crazy.

scream.

What's the point?

Yeah.

Hold on, stop one second, honey. You're going to make me cut. Don't let me cut

yet.

Thank you.

like that, honey.

Let me see that pretty quick.

longer if it keeps going like that