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Thank you.
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Is your mom with you?
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No.
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I brought some good veggies over here.
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Yeah, I got food.
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Let's put them in the fridge.
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You don't even need to be eating that
over and over.
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Sound like your mother.
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Good time.
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So we've got the food delivery service
that just brings you all the food you
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want. We've got a full day's supply of
food right here.
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Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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Thank you.
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What are you eating today?
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You know that you can't be eating this
stuff.
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Well, I can't eat it if you can take it
away.
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You know, Mom told me about your immune
-strike diet in the hospital incident.
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I appreciate what you're doing. All
right. But there's this. I'm an old man.
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I have reached a point in my life where
I like to do the things I fucking like
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to do.
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Right. And since I have nothing else
going on, everything else is paid for.
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Everyone's been to school.
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My life is fucked. I got TV, which is
interrupted sometimes. And then I get
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food. Which I enjoy.
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It's just not good food, Grandpa. It
tastes good.
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But it's not good.
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The sauce is all over the place.
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Okay.
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So I won't have to have this
conversation with you again. I'll
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you. The way I can explain to you and
not your mother.
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All right.
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Like I said, old man points in a guy's
life when they just do stuff they like
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do. All right?
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Now, since I don't have anyone anymore,
when I tried to approach a girl, and she
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said, oh, you're an old man, and she
laughed me off, I decided that I'm done
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with the sex stuff.
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Right?
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And I'm sure, now that you're 18, that
you've had sex, or thought about sex, or
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whatever, so you understand what I'm
talking about.
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When you don't have sex, you fill the
void with whatever else you can find.
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Now, it used to be, where, a blowjob,
can you say blowjob in front of your
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granddaddy, of course.
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Blowjob. And then sacks. And then they
would lick your dick and suck your balls
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and eat your ass. Then you'd have to ask
for it. But now, I have food. This is
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my only thing that I have. And you bring
me vegetables.
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Where are these vegetables?
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They're over there.
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Well, bring them over. Let's take them
over there. Look, I understand what
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you're saying, but what time is it?
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I don't know.
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Well... Hold on.
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It's that time.
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Okay. Well...
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You know your next -door neighbor,
Sally?
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Well, she was talking to me, and she
kind of said that she has a heartbeat.
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Sally, the blind girl with the pool
raker?
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Yeah.
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Anyways, you should go over there and,
you know, maybe you can get some
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I mean, come on.
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You know, she did ask me to check on
something in her house.
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See, there you go. Come on. You should
go.
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Get yourself going.
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You know,
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I care about you, Grandpa. You shouldn't
be wearing stuff like this out.
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Oh, don't you worry about that.
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All right, I'm going to go back to
school.
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Mm -hmm.
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Fringes.
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What are you doing?
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You should be eating carrots.
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Not smoking.
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Grandpa!
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Puppet!
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Grandpa, come on. I love you.
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I don't want to lose you.
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Ew! God damn it, dude.
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First of all, you know, I'm not your
real grandpa.
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I mean, I'm your grandpa, but not your
real grandpa. You know, right?
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What? Stop, Grandpa.
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Yeah,
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okay. So you're not like Grandpa?
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I'm so confused.
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This is, okay, well, you know, this is
all stuff that conversation you need to
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have with your mother.
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You've been following me around all day.
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You've been messing with my lifestyle,
messing with my food, and I'm talking to
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you with a carrot in my goddamn hand.
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over to my neighbor's house expecting
some pussy.
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Does that offend you? The word pussy?
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How about junk food? Does that offend
you?
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Cigarette? Does that offend you?
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Smell tobacco?
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I was just trying to get you to leave so
I could get rid of all the crap.
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What did I tell you earlier today?
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Did I tell you the reason I do this is
because I don't have that which you
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offered me last time?
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Would you?
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Yes, to get you to stop your bad habits.
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Like what?
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The stuff Grandpa needs?
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Would you?
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Would you let Grandpa do stuff to you?
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Would you?
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You're a sexy grandpa, if you want to
stay hot.
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Play with your hair.
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Would you?
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I mean, how much do you really care?
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I mean, I don't want to lose you. Well,
no.
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No, you don't want to lose me. What
keeps people really healthy?
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Diet, yeah?
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Yeah. And exercise?
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Yeah. You're really stuck here.
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What kind of exercise is out there?
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I mean, you could always go on a walk,
Grandpa.
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Yeah? Yeah, I mean... What do people do
for exercise?
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Cardio. Cardio?
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Yeah. Like a stationary bike?
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Uh, yeah.
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That's good. Or like a treadmill.
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You could always get a treadmill.
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Get a gym membership, Grandpa. That'd be
so good for you.
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I have three.
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Why do you have three?
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Because the secretary would agree.
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Now, how much do you love your grandpa?
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Um, I could say do anything.
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Really?
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So, the things you would let Grandpa do?
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to keep them healthy and make them
healthy would be a good thing for you,
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I mean, of course.
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Really?
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You said you would do all the stuff that
brothers need.
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Yeah. Now we can stop right now.
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You can go get me some fast food.
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No, Grandpa.
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No.
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Is that what you want to do? You want to
help Grandpa?
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Yeah.
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Well, I wish to work on your diet.
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She walked around the house in those t
-shirts. She had her nipples sticking
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out.
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I don't care.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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It seems like a hard thing to do.
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stay out of me.
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Okay, if I eat that, if I eat your ass.
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Oh, it feels so good. Your little hands
are like fucking balls.
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Oh my God,
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it feels so good.
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Play with your little pussy.
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Right there. Fuck yeah. Oh yes.
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of a grandma's cock.
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Fucking dirty girl. Fuck you.
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Beautiful baby.
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Yeah. God bless you. See you. God bless
you. God bless you.
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This is so good.
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Oh, my God, I feel so good.
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Oh, I've been wanting this for so long.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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You're so fucking dumb.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Thank you.
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That's it.
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That's my girl.
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God bless you.
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Thank you so much for changing your
mind.
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Love you.
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It's gonna be good. Clean living.
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Vegetables.
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