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Thank you.

Is your mom with you?

No.

I brought some good veggies over here.

Yeah, I got food.

Let's put them in the fridge.

You don't even need to be eating that over and over.

Sound like your mother.

Good time.

So we've got the food delivery service that just brings you all the food you

want. We've got a full day's supply of food right here.

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Thank you.

What are you eating today?

You know that you can't be eating this stuff.

Well, I can't eat it if you can take it away.

You know, Mom told me about your immune -strike diet in the hospital incident.

I appreciate what you're doing. All right. But there's this. I'm an old man.

I have reached a point in my life where I like to do the things I fucking like

to do.

Right. And since I have nothing else going on, everything else is paid for.

Everyone's been to school.

My life is fucked. I got TV, which is interrupted sometimes. And then I get

food. Which I enjoy.

It's just not good food, Grandpa. It tastes good.

But it's not good.

The sauce is all over the place.

Okay.

So I won't have to have this conversation with you again. I'll

you. The way I can explain to you and not your mother.

All right.

Like I said, old man points in a guy's life when they just do stuff they like

do. All right?

Now, since I don't have anyone anymore, when I tried to approach a girl, and she

said, oh, you're an old man, and she laughed me off, I decided that I'm done

with the sex stuff.

Right?

And I'm sure, now that you're 18, that you've had sex, or thought about sex, or

whatever, so you understand what I'm talking about.

When you don't have sex, you fill the void with whatever else you can find.

Now, it used to be, where, a blowjob, can you say blowjob in front of your

granddaddy, of course.

Blowjob. And then sacks. And then they would lick your dick and suck your balls

and eat your ass. Then you'd have to ask for it. But now, I have food. This is

my only thing that I have. And you bring me vegetables.

Where are these vegetables?

They're over there.

Well, bring them over. Let's take them over there. Look, I understand what

you're saying, but what time is it?

I don't know.

Well... Hold on.

It's that time.

Okay. Well...

You know your next -door neighbor, Sally?

Well, she was talking to me, and she kind of said that she has a heartbeat.

Sally, the blind girl with the pool raker?

Yeah.

Anyways, you should go over there and, you know, maybe you can get some

I mean, come on.

You know, she did ask me to check on something in her house.

See, there you go. Come on. You should go.

Get yourself going.

You know,

I care about you, Grandpa. You shouldn't be wearing stuff like this out.

Oh, don't you worry about that.

All right, I'm going to go back to school.

Mm -hmm.

Fringes.

What are you doing?

You should be eating carrots.

Not smoking.

Grandpa!

Puppet!

Grandpa, come on. I love you.

I don't want to lose you.

Ew! God damn it, dude.

First of all, you know, I'm not your real grandpa.

I mean, I'm your grandpa, but not your real grandpa. You know, right?

What? Stop, Grandpa.

Yeah,

okay. So you're not like Grandpa?

I'm so confused.

This is, okay, well, you know, this is all stuff that conversation you need to

have with your mother.

You've been following me around all day.

You've been messing with my lifestyle, messing with my food, and I'm talking to

you with a carrot in my goddamn hand.

over to my neighbor's house expecting some pussy.

Does that offend you? The word pussy?

How about junk food? Does that offend you?

Cigarette? Does that offend you?

Smell tobacco?

I was just trying to get you to leave so I could get rid of all the crap.

What did I tell you earlier today?

Did I tell you the reason I do this is because I don't have that which you

offered me last time?

Would you?

Yes, to get you to stop your bad habits.

Like what?

The stuff Grandpa needs?

Would you?

Would you let Grandpa do stuff to you?

Would you?

You're a sexy grandpa, if you want to stay hot.

Play with your hair.

Would you?

I mean, how much do you really care?

I mean, I don't want to lose you. Well, no.

No, you don't want to lose me. What keeps people really healthy?

Diet, yeah?

Yeah. And exercise?

Yeah. You're really stuck here.

What kind of exercise is out there?

I mean, you could always go on a walk, Grandpa.

Yeah? Yeah, I mean... What do people do for exercise?

Cardio. Cardio?

Yeah. Like a stationary bike?

Uh, yeah.

That's good. Or like a treadmill.

You could always get a treadmill.

Get a gym membership, Grandpa. That'd be so good for you.

I have three.

Why do you have three?

Because the secretary would agree.

Now, how much do you love your grandpa?

Um, I could say do anything.

Really?

So, the things you would let Grandpa do?

to keep them healthy and make them healthy would be a good thing for you,

I mean, of course.

Really?

You said you would do all the stuff that brothers need.

Yeah. Now we can stop right now.

You can go get me some fast food.

No, Grandpa.

No.

Is that what you want to do? You want to help Grandpa?

Yeah.

Well, I wish to work on your diet.

She walked around the house in those t -shirts. She had her nipples sticking

out.

I don't care.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

It seems like a hard thing to do.

stay out of me.

Okay, if I eat that, if I eat your ass.

Oh, it feels so good. Your little hands are like fucking balls.

Oh my God,

it feels so good.

Play with your little pussy.

Right there. Fuck yeah. Oh yes.

of a grandma's cock.

Fucking dirty girl. Fuck you.

Beautiful baby.

Yeah. God bless you. See you. God bless you. God bless you.

This is so good.

Oh, my God, I feel so good.

Oh, I've been wanting this for so long. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You're so fucking dumb.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Thank you.

That's it.

That's my girl.

God bless you.

Thank you so much for changing your mind.

Love you.

It's gonna be good. Clean living.

Vegetables.