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Hi, I'm Alexis Fox for missax .com, and I'm here to give you all my love.

What are you doing at home?

I left work early for our date.

Date?

Yeah, you don't remember what day it is?

Oh, of course. I'm sorry. I've just been so busy with work this last week.

The day.

The day.

This day is really important.

The biggest day of the week. Of the month. Tyler!

Independence Day!

Ah!

Look, I know you love Italian, okay? In the last few years, Nemo's has just been

kind of like, same old, same old, so I thought we'd try something new.

I found this cool little swanky French restaurant right down the street.

It has like a little speakeasy, and it's got a little historic area.

Yeah, it sounds fun.

Yeah, it opens in an hour for dinner.

So, get ready, let's go!

Um, yeah, alright, sounds good.

Alright, I'll get ready.

Okay.

so funny.

Oh, um, no, nothing.

No, it's just girls, you know, my age usually text.

I can't remember the last time I actually spoke on the phone.

I just love to hear your voice.

I miss you so much.

You know, I'm, uh, touching myself right now.

Come over tonight.

I can't tonight. No, I have dinner date with my stepmom.

Yeah, we do this thing every year. It's kind of like an anniversary.

Should I be jealous?

Oh, come on. No way.

No, it's just a thing that me and my stepmom do every year.

My dad was kind of bad to us, and I convinced her to leave him, and we kind

call it our Independence Day.

Back then, we had our first Independence Day, and it was nice. It was exciting,

sweet, and kind of, you know.

It's a celebration to start our new lives together.

And, yeah, no, we went out for the first time to a place that we definitely

couldn't afford, and now it's just kind of been an every -year thing to do.

That's so sweet.

It's nice that you love your mother that much, but are you sure this dinner

thing is going to take all night?

I really want you, and I promise I'll only take an hour or two of your time.

Yeah.

I got to go. I'll talk to you soon.

Okay. Okay.

Goodbye.

Hey.

You ready?

I am.

That was quick.

Should I just put on a t -shirt?

So, who was that?

Nothing. That's a telemarketer. One of those 888 numbers that call you.

Hmm. Well, why don't you go ahead and put a jacket on, okay?

And don't make me wait any longer.

I've been waiting for this night all week.

All right.

Gosh, that was a fun night.

How am I ever going to make up those steps?

I'll just sleep right here on the sofa.

I'll make a good hospice person for you.

Oh, sweetheart.

Sweet baby, you're so good to me.

Oh, Mom.

Hey, uh, can I ask you something?

Yeah.

Why didn't you, oi, why didn't you ever date after, uh,

Dad left us?

You left Dad.

Oh, God, honey, I don't know. I was just so busy working back then, so trying to

support her, uh, support us.

What are you talking about? Guys hit on you all the time. Shit, half the time

they don't even have the decency to hide it from me.

Hmm. You sound a little jealous.

What if I had a beau?

I just want you to find love.

You know, now that I'm getting older, I just landed a great job and I'm going to

be moving out soon.

And, you know, I don't want you to be alone.

I'm gonna leave a mask.

All right.

With that note, I'm gonna let you go sleep.

I'll see you in the morning, all right?

Okay.

Yes, I've always wanted you to.

What?

Did I just say that out loud?

Oh, time to take off those sexy clothes.

What the fuck

am I doing?

Our folks are asleep.

What are you talking about?

What time is it?

Time for you to get up.

Yeah, sure.

You feeling okay?

Well, considering I drank half a bottle, I feel pretty darn good.

Yeah, no, I had a really good time last night. I didn't realize you were such a

good dancer.

Yeah, I haven't danced that way since your father was around.

What time is it, seriously?

Oh, my God.

I have to get in the shower. I have to get going.

Wait, Tyler.

Yeah.

Did we... Did I say anything weird last night or anything?

Weird? You? Yeah.

No, no.

Why do you ask?

If you don't remember anything, do you?

Oh, you know, no reason. Dreams can be a funny thing, you know. I had this dream

that, like, we were the same age and we were in college and we were...

That's, uh, that's funny, you know.

But, uh, no, you just, uh, came home and fell asleep on the couch and, uh,

just covered you up and, uh, that was it.

Oh.

Yeah. Alright, uh, I'm gonna, I gotta get going.

So what, um, what friend are you going to see?

Oh, uh, Cherie.

works in the same office as me. Our cubicles are right next to each other.

We've gone out a few times. Just casual.

Oh.

How nice. A lady.

At your office.

Yeah. A lady.

Not a girl your age?

No. Actually, a girl more like your age.

Oh, for a second I thought you were dating that woman.

That woman? Her name's Cherie.

I mean, I'm not going to say that we're dating or anything. It's not like it

would be bad. We've seen each other a few times. Something casual.

Hmm. A few times, huh?

Casual thing.

Sounds like a real classy gal.

That sounded really bad.

Just friends, you know?

Just leave it at that. I've got to get going.

secret. No one has to know.

But you find me attractive?

Of course.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

Let me give you multiple orgasms and then I'll do anything you want. Wash

car, mow the lawn, cook you dinner.

Sounds perfect.

Okay.

Thank you.

Oh my gosh, you're the most beautiful woman ever.

Yeah. I want to be with you.

Yeah. I want to dump you.

Yeah. It's just under me and you. Yeah.

Yeah, you're the best wife ever.

Yeah. Sure, honey. Sounds real good.

What's that smell?

I don't smell anything.

It's funny.

It's not bad. It's just familiar.

Yeah, so, honey, let me know when you want me to meet... What's her name?

Cherie? Yeah.

I'm good.

Thank you

for playing with us at missax .com. Hope to

see you real soon.

Pinching your eyebrows a little bit. Is it?

No, you're fine now. Telling me to get my brains in. One of them looked mean.

It's like all bad.

Not my face.

I don't know.

It's a loaded question.

What do I say after this?

It's because I'm standing outside the corner of the sun and says my ass is for

sale. You do need to make that rant.

at the anal - My temperature?

No, not - That would be funny. That is edgy and fucking weird.

And I've never checked anyone's anal temperature.

Yes, let's do it!

That's what we're going to be doing in our hotel rooms later.

You're really letting loose out there.

I jiggled. Alrighty.

What's that smell?

I've heard it.

To all of you out there.