Original subtitles

A Myung Films Production

A GOOD LAWYER'S WIFE

Yes?

Traffic's terrible on the highway

Yeah

Just wait for me

If not today I don't know when I'll see you

I can see it!

Where!

And they said they'd never murdered anyone!

Then how come these...

Oh, my poor father!

Get all of this on tape!

Oh, my poor father!

Careful! Taekshik

Slowly, slowly...

Slowly...

Counselor Joo! Look at this!

Now what!

Don't touch anything

until I'm back with a legal permit!

Everyone leave the premises!

Don't fucking order me around!

You leave, you fuckers!

- Please cooperate, sir! - Go fuck yourself, asshole!

I'm not leaving!

Let's go, Taekshik We can get a permit tomorrow

If you lay a finger on my dad's remains...

- Leave! - Let go!

You fucking hit me!

It was nothing like that Please leave, sir!

Right, we were just enforcing the law

The law?

Then this shouldn't be a big deal

I, Taekshik...

the loser who left his dad in that hellhole for 50 yrs

is just grabbing the neck of the law, not yours!

Okay, now let go

Are you all right, Counselor Joo?

You shouldn't have let go

Get out of the way!

The lady fell down!

- Are you okay? - Don't step on them!

Here!

- Thanks - This one too

I got the most

I want this one

- This one's mine - No, it's hers!

You can't have them Bring them to me

How can you be an hour late!

Take me to the subway station

Join us for dinner

I'm busy. You think I'm some babysitter?

- Of course not... - Mom!

Okay...

Does grandma know?

About what?

That I'm adopted

What do you think?

She knows, right?

Of course. Why? Embarrassed?

Don't be so serious. No one cares

Just keep your head up!

Son!

Be proud, okay?

Still, it bothers me

Can I come out?

Wait!

What did you do all day?

The laundry, rented a movie...

5 min. Late and you would have missed me

What kind of movie?

An erotic one

I masturbated

Twice

Thinking of you, Youngjak

You poor thing...

What?

I can't wear panties with this

Wonderful!

Hey!

Stop squeezing it!

You call that squeezing?

Stop it!

I guess they were men around my age

They were rounded into that pit and pelted with bullets...

Author Hwang Seokyoung wrote that

the victims were dragged around by wires pierced through their noses

Who could live with that memory?

The offenders and the survivors, both. How could they be normal?

They should have all gone mad

Hey, raise your ass a bit

Like this?

That's great...

No need

to feel embarrassed,

sorry or guilty

You're past that age

That's not what life's about

Yeah, I agree

Right! If your body wants it,

give it what it wants, right?

Stop projecting yourself onto me!

What's up? You never shower at this hour

I fell into a grave of skeletons

Skeletons!

I'm not kidding!

Hey

Give yourself a break, it's Sunday for gods sake!

Son! Let's have a kiss!

Just this once

Hey... Watch me, Sooin... And flick it...

Right!

It seems dad's getting worse

They say he has to stop rehab and admit himself immediately

Yeah, your mom told me

So?

Can't you go get him?

Hey,

take care of your own dad!

Come on...

What kind of daughter-in-law are you?

A great one!

Let's go to sleep

Get out of the way!

You have a visitor

- You've come? - Yes

Has grandma been

nice to Sooin lately?

Of course

They're having a great time together

How's Youngjak?

Still drinking a lot?

No, he's too busy

How about

grabbing a mug of ice cold draft beer...

Sounds good, dad

Wonderful!

Thank you

I'll indulge myself since this'll be my last drink

Okay

Drink up!

Okay

Skeletons were popping up When the police took over

How many bodies were there?

It was such a mess that

you could only count the body parts

Counselor Joo, you may be

my senior, but I'm the judge!

Please address me with respect!

My apologies, Judge Hwang!

What brings you here?

- My feet - Excuse me?

I'd like to take dance lessons

He wants to take dance lessons!

That's okay. Goodbye

What an idiot

So,

what did you say?

Other moms gave birth with tummy aches

but my mom had a heartache

So I'm definitely her son, I said

And what did they say?

I didn't stay to listen

Oh bother!

Mom, I'm all grown up, so stop treating me like a kid

Okay

Was I bad?

Get off, you're heavy

Give me a break!

This is strange...

My G-Spot seems to be gone

You can't get aroused?

Do people lose it?

Well, your body, it changes

I've heard of a change of heart,

but a change of body, that's news to me

Aw, shit!

Didn't I tell you!

Don't interfere with my life!

Please proceed

The other party's attorney hasn't arrived, your honor

Bailiff!

Fix the lights

We'll have a 30 min. Recess

Aren't you going to school?

No, I'm not going!

- Replace the window pane - Yes sir

The same ticket please!

Excuse me?

The guy who just got a ticket I want the same one

You're old enough for this movie,

but I can't play it only for you Watch something else

It'll be free. Come back for this one later, okay?

You're the only audience!

Even for one person, shouldn't you be playing the movie?

Come on kid, do as I say!

It starts now, right?

Listen,

my period's late

How late?

Yeah

Not now

Tomorrow!

I'm not home. I'll be late

Are you usually on schedule?

Not really, but it's quite late this time

Get one of those pregnancy tests... It'll put your mind to rest

We were careful, weren't we?

Yeah but before you put on a condom,

you can drip

But you don't get pregnant so easily...

Fucking asshole...!

What? Who is it?

You don't need to know

Shit...

Stay put!

I just want to see who it is!

Hey!

Who is he?

No one

Could he be the locksmith?

Enjoyed the movie?

Uh, yes...

We know each other, right?

Do we?

We live next to each other!

Yeah we do...

When this used to be the last bus stop, the poor,

when they craved for something greasy,

they came here for a quick drink and a standing barbecue

There used to be chairs,

but the drunks became too rowdy,

repeating themselves over and over again...

The owner hated it you know,

and got rid of all the chairs

Do you know the owner?

No...

Need a bowl of rice?

They serve rice here?

I can go get some instant rice...

Don't bother

She grabbed my thing

and began rubbing it against her

Slowly... then faster

And even faster...

That's enough Always full of shit!

She moaned as if she was about to come,

then fell forward,

plunging my dick into her

But we men never give in so easily

I then slid down

to do her with my mouth

until she begged and cried...

Hey!

Crying and begging me to fuck her

Then people on the upper floor started banging

Shouting that they had to get some sleep

Is this the first time you've heard this story? I'm so sick of it

What? Is it because your father's dying?

Not really

What an asshole!

So,

you're the girl in this story, right?

Don't tell anyone

I have enough problems with guys hitting on me

The God of Small Things

Go sleep in the other room!

Hojung... sorry...

I'm so drunk...

Sorry...

Stop chatting and work on your warm-ups!

We don't have all day!

Hey!

We need a hand over here!

But it accentuates your butt!

Nurse Jung, please come to the New-born baby room!

Water

Did I say anything stupid?

Yeah, in English

English?

Try it, it's good

Are you really okay?

What do you think?

Let's eat

There's nothing more to say!

Cutting the liquor won't cure you, but...

you should be thankful that you're not in pain!

Keep drinking like that

and you'll make things worse!

You should respect your body!

How much do I have left?

About a month

Can I go now?

You're unbelievable!

Listen to me

Consider it recuperation and admit yourself

You're sick!

Voting that Texas hick Bush for President...

That's why Americans are so fucked up!

Be gentle and thorough as you're cleaning me up!

Do it yourself, you seem perky enough!

Anyway, why don't you go visit grandpa when I'm gone

It's been a while since I last talked to him. About 2 yrs...

His phone's cut off

You don't have to go now

Visit him when I'm gone

Why don't you answer him!

Yes sir!

Let me have a puff

Here, puff away and die...!

Don't you have any thicker cigarettes?

121

122

123

Hello?

Okay...

Okay...

What did he say?

He's at the office, working late...

He doesn't seem to be lying

What?

Who asked that!

I said you didn't have to come!

Did you find it?

Okay

- Thank you - Yes

- See you tomorrow - Yes...

When you're single, you think marriage

will guarantee unlimited sex But when you're married...

You quickly realize that it's not like that

You're not a woman anymore

You're really nothing

To be honest,

I'm having less sex since I've been married

Right... when you're single,

married men, singles, virgins...

Right,

and engaged men,

it's your pick

Dad's attending a seminar

- Seminar? - Yeah, a seminar

Hey!

Why are there two?

One's dad's

Really?

Then why haven't you gone there lately?

I'm going today

Alone?

It's none of your business!

Younger guys have slim wallets They couldn't afford

a present like this camera

Yet older married men are so immature

But I guess my dad was like that...

Men are all babies

I agree

You're burdened by this trip with me, aren't you?

- I agree... - I agree!

You know,

you pretend you're so cool but you never open up

Have all the sex you want, you still feel lonely, right?

Don't agree? Huh?

In India, they mash hemp and drink it like milkshake

I ended up having sex all day after trying it

The first penetration felt like

a big thigh entering me

That's what you need

Guilt-free, mindless sex

Counselor Joo

I agree!

You'll be home before I wake up in the morning, right?

Of course

You won't get any sleep, mom

Son...

You sleep for an eternity when you die

Skipping a day isn't the end of the world

Good night

Sleep!

- Spit on me! - What?

On my face... spit!

Taste good?

You wanna try?

Yuck!

I'm quitting school this month

I see

I'm moving to America in the winter. For good

I see

You see?

Until then,

how about having an affair with me?

Stop kidding around

Admit that you want it too

We should rest somewhere, young man

We'll find a place over there, ma'am

Shut off the lights

Lie still in the dark, it'll calm you

Let's go

All the books were set on fire

So, he set out alone to seek a village with books

But there were no books in the village

Instead, the villagers became the books

One was Machiavelli's "The Prince"

Another, Beckett's "Waiting for Godot"

Twins who were "Pride and Prejudice" part I and II

The protagonist memorized an entire volume

and became the book itself

He would recite the book if someone wanted to read it

In the last scene,

an old man on his deathbed with a little boy by his side

The old man recites a line from "Crime and Punishment",

and the little boy repeats after him

Upon finishing a line, another one would follow

The old man bequeathed his book to the little boy

Heavy snow is falling

as the little boy is reciting the entire book

The old man lies dead next to him

Am I boring you?

No, it's fascinating

Little punk

Hurry up, hurry!

Stop. You're a pain till the end!

Don't worry. You're not dying yet

Damn, don't you see it hurts!

This'll hurt a bit

- Youngjak will be a bit late - Okay

Are you nervous?

I'm driving

So?

Need a blowjob?

Stop fooling around

You think I'm fooling around?

Ouch! My pubic hair, hair!

The deadline's this month, okay?

Give me a break! Impossible!

I'm not kidding, you know!

- Do you know Gwangguk? - Who?

Ignore him, he's a loser!

Gwangguk!

5th place in the Korean Jr boxing Welterweight!

I don't even fucking care who the champion is!

- Hey! Get rid of him - Okay

He's my brother-in-law, assholes!

Drink up

- My Gwang...! - Go home asshole

Stop, you hopeless drunk! Get out!

If I tell Gwangguk, you're all dead meat

Assholes...

I'll never deliver your mail!

Go home, asshole

You idiots don't even know Gwangguk

My Gwangguk is...

5th place in the Korean Jr. Boxing Welterweight, 5th

Fucking idiots

Go fuck yourself, asshole!

Look!

Are you all right?

Oh no

I'm fucking bleeding!

Oh my god!

Can you push that back?

Hey!

Wake up!

Jesus, he's dying

- Hey! Get out! - What?

Take a cab home!

Is it to check his intoxication level?

Yes, he asked for a blood sample

Asshole! I knew this would happen to him

How could the moron do this to me!

Ma'am, he's not going to die!

I wish he would go to hell!

Die!

So, between the motorcycle and the car, no collision?

No sir

Not even a slight graze?

How come

that drunk's always getting into trouble?

He says life's just an empty void!

He must think he's a philosopher

He's too young to be feeling empty!

You may go now You're a solid citizen

Okay

Uh...

Don't take this wrong

It's cold... Here's something for the staff...

Counselor, this is way out of line!

Don't worry. It's all taken care of

I took care of the ascitic fluid,

but his liver's not functioning

He'll definitely have a rupture in the esophageal varix

I'll take care of it

Hojung!

Look at this

I must really be dying this time

If I die,

I want it to be a small family funeral

And forget the annual memorial

That's for the living to worry about...

Mother!

Such an impossible man...

Jesus, you made a bloody mess here

Lie down sir, lie down

Damn!

One Transamine IV!

I'll live and die as I wish

So, you enjoy the rest of your life

Clean yourself up, okay?

Tissue please

When the liver dies, unfiltered blood runs through your body

The brain fails and you fall into a hepatic coma

You become a totally different person

The language becomes really vulgar, nothing but filth...

And you become incredibly strong...

Mt. Jangbaek

The bloody stains

running through the Yalu river

The bloody stains

Upon the bouquets of the liberated Chosun,

Shines the holy stain

Thy name we yearn for, General Kim Ilsung

The bloody stains slicing through

the snowy winds of the Manchurian plains

Don't you even suggest I should move in with you

From now on, I'm planning to live free as a butterfly

Do as you wish

And,

don't even think of touching the funeral contributions

Don't worry mother

All my life, I've been so unfair to myself

I've been so stupid...

Choose! Everything goes except for this