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What now?
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I think I have to go to the bathroom.
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After that?
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More this.
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After this?
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More this.
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Without the cake.
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Aren't we supposed to be getting a
career now?
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I hope not.
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They said we need to be productive
members of society.
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I don't even want to be a member of
society.
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They said it would make us happy.
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Happiness isn't that great.
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I was happy once and I felt worse when
it wore off.
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I want to try it.
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Jobs take away your happy. They take
your soul and your body and your brain
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your feet and your hands. Jobs don't
make you happy.
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Money makes you happy.
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What happened to our money?
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They took it for four years in a row.
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How do we get it back?
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We need to get jobs.
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What? We need to get hired.
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Okay. We don't quit. That sounds
impossible.
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Then we get fired. We can do that.
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What? We can do better than being
employees.
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We can be unemployed.
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We need to find gainful unemployment and
the best way to do that is to get
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fired.
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What?
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I've been dreaming of this since I was a
little girl. The dream that money truly
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does grow on trees.
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Whoa.
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Free business lesson.
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Money don't grow on trees.
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I see.
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Nothing on your application.
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No work experience.
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No references.
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Just got two patties here who list each
other as their emergency contacts.
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No last names, even.
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It's blank.
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I know.
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My last name is blank, so I left it
blank.
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She's patty with an I because she's
illiterate.
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I thought I was patty with a Y.
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We went to college. I'll put that on
there.
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People don't want to hire college kids.
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College kids just want jobs so they can
quit and say they're overqualified.
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College kids know they can do better. We
know we can't do better.
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Hi, this is Craig.
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No, I'll be home.
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I should be home at the regular time.
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I can get home a little bit earlier than
normal, and I'll pick up whatever you
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need me to pick up.
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Well, I don't have... You didn't give me
the checkbook.
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You didn't... No, I didn't mean to put
that on you.
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What I meant is I forgot to get the
checkbook from you.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, there's petty cash from work that
I can take.
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No, it's not the first time I've done
it.
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I should go.
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No, and no one else is here. I just want
some silence.
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Okay.
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That was... That was a business
consultant.
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What kind of work are you looking for?
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Whatever will like us the least, as
quickly as possible.
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One -zero.
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Why'd you quit?
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If you put me in a situation where I can
quit, I'll quit.
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I can't help it.
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I'm a quitter.
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Well, quit that.
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Quit being so good at your job. They
gave you employee of the month on the
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day.
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And now I have to quit too.
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No, you don't.
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What's the point of having a career if
you aren't there?
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You. You. Me. Yeah.
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What do you mean if I'm not there?
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You mean like, I don't exist?
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Like, I'd be lonely.
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But do I exist?
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Did that hurt?
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Patty?
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Me or you?
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Do you feel anything?
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Not usually.
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I'm gonna put you both in a factory.
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We won't let you down, Craig.
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It's Greg.
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Are you sure?
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Greg.
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Greg.
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Get the hell out of here.
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So you're quitting?
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We're getting fired.
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Looks like you're quitting.
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You can take your suits, put them in the
laundry.
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Get down to the NS room. Bill's there.
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He'll clear out your key card. And
you'll get your payment the week of the
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I'm getting fed up.
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Can you tell?
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Okay, all right. No more quitting.
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Aye, aye.
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Boy Scouts honor.
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Right here.
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Really? As hard as you can.
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Don't be gentle.
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100, 99, 97, 96, 95,
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94, 93. I'm ready.
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See how un -gentle that was?
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Why would anyone fire us?
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If you eat this cookie, you will choke
and maybe die.
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Peg is gonna be so mad.
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God has most likely forgotten about you.
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We all get that one.
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You will find great disappointment in
your leave life.
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What's a leave life?
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L -E -V -E. Life.
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I'd always thought I'd be not
disappointed when I leave life.
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I always thought I'd find great...
Pointment.
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Maybe it's supposed to say love life.
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Do we have a love life?
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No.
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Do you love me?
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I leave you.
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I leave you too.
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Last chance.
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Mess this up?
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And it goes on your permanent record.
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Isn't this a temp agency?
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I'll delete you from the system.
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That sounds great.
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It'll be like you don't even exist.
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That's us, all right.
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You won't ever be able to get fired in
this town
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again.
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Whoa.
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Yeah.
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Whoa.
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That's it.
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It's over.
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No more Craig.
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happier now than when we started. You
stole that line from me. What? I say
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all the time.
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We'll never be productive members of
society.
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I have an idea.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I know. I'm sorry.
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It says here you're looking for jobs.
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They say they're infected with some kind
of moth virus.
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They say it can make your skin melt.
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Make your erection go to hell.
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A virus like this, it could be the end
of us all.
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You're going to need to wander around a
bit to find all of them.
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Everything's marked.
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It might spread, so don't touch nothing.
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And try not to breathe too much either.
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How?
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Hold your breath.
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I'm on the side of the curb.
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I'm standing on the curb.
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I'm coming out.
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I'm taking my time out.
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I'm about to escape.
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What is that?
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I don't know.
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Is it a trick?
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I don't know.
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What are we supposed to do?
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I wasn't listening.
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Is it real?
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This? That.
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Maybe we're dreaming.
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Is anyone watching us?
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He drove off.
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Are we on camera?
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No!
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They're infected.
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What?
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I think the guy said that they're
infected with a virus that'll melt your
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and it'll turn your brain to pus and
then it'll ooze out of your ears.
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No. Yes.
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No. Yes.
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No. He said they were marked.
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I didn't hear that.
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Look!
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Uh... It's infected.
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I think we're supposed to chop it down.
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But there's an X on it. Exactly.
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X means don't. X marks the spot.
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Yeah. The spot where you don't chop.
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No. X means this one. This one here,
it's marked.
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X marks the spot, not don't chop. Yeah,
don't not chop the not infected one.
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Exactly. Yeah, I know.
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Wait.
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Shit.
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There's like... $273
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here.
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Yeah.
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He said there were more. Yeah.
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Patty. Yeah?
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We could make, like, $400.
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You've never even seen what $400 looks
like.
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Maybe even $4 ,000.
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How much are we making today, Patty?
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$10 .15 an hour, with an opportunity to
be hired on after 90 days to get a 25
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-cent raise.
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I have a proposition for you, Patty.
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What is that proposition, Patty?
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Is my skin melting?
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Is there pus oozing out of my ears?
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You feel anything?
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That overwhelming sense of dread?
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That's washing away.
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It's working.
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Money's making you happy.
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Not melting.
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Yet.
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He said it would make us happy.
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It did.
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It wore off.
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And now I feel worse.
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The job didn't make you happy either.
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Because we got lost after like 15
minutes.
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I think we got fired after 15 minutes.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah.
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I guess we did it.
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Yeah.
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We did it.
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Wait. Hold on to this.
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Don't look at your hand.
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Look at the flower.
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It'll be a distraction.
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I just look at it? Think about it.
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Like it's a... symbol or something.
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Of what?
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I don't know.
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How... beautiful you are.
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And smart.
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And how...
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The rest of the world gags me except for
you, and so now I love the world
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because you're always there.
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That cuts it off.
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I hope this never wears off.
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Are you okay?
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It's not itchy anymore.
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Good.
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Do you have to be a man to get workman's
comp?
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I think so.
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Dang.
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We should go.
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