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Hey. Hi, Mom. What are you doing?
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What's it look like? I'm emptying the
dishwasher.
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Without being asked. So I don't want you
to tell me I never do anything around
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here.
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Did you run the dishwasher?
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No, I did not.
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Hello?
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Yeah, Brian's here. Who is it?
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Sarah Henley?
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Oh, real funny, Becca. If you want to
pretend you're the homecoming queen,
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you've got to sound a lot more stuck up.
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What?
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Oh, sorry, Sarah.
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I'm Lauren, and I'm Brian's sister,
and... Okay, I'll get him.
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Brian, phone!
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The homecoming queen wants to talk to
Brian?
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Oh, no. He's not helping her design a
dress or something, is he?
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, Sarah.
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Yeah, the party finale, Andy Howard.
It's gonna be mad crazy.
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What's mad crazy?
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Not quite twisted, but better than
jiggy.
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Cool, cool.
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All right, I'll see you then.
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You're friends with Sarah Henley? Yeah,
she's a sweet kid.
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How did that happen?
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Well, we've become friends since I
started hanging with the varsity
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team. When you say hanging, you're
talking about your underwear from the
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flagpole and you in them, right?
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No, I'm the team statistician, and they
like having me around.
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And what's this party you're going to?
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That's no big deal. Some seniors having
some people over.
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So, Brian, you know what would be mad
crazy?
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You're not going to the party.
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Listen, Brian, we're really happy that
you're making new friends, but you're
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only a sophomore. Are you sure you're
ready for a senior party?
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Yeah, why?
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What? Well, it's just that, you know,
it's an older crowd, and they're going
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be doing older activities.
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Yeah, and by that, she means smoking and
boozing.
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And, you know, we can't condone that.
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Guys, I promise I would never drink.
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I've seen its ill effects.
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It's called teaching by example, and
you're welcome.
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Look, Brian, this is a big decision, and
your father and I need to discuss it
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before we let you go. I understand.
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Oh, this is great.
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Okay, a lot of concerns.
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Here's some pros. Here's some cons.
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Discuss, discuss, discuss.
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Oh, tense moment.
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Okay, okay, you're right. Brian should
go to the party.
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But, Bill, I really think we should talk
about this. Are you sure he's ready?
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Come on, Judy. We need to let him
experience these things now so he
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buck wild later.
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What does that mean?
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When Brian goes to college, do you want
him to be the kid who goes to his first
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keg party, gets smashed, streaks through
the dorms, and wakes up naked and
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handcuffed to the bike rack in the quad?
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That's crazy.
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Judy, it can happen to a guy.
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Twice.
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All right, well, if you think Brian is
ready, then we'll let him go.
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But let's let him sweat a little bit,
you know? We don't want... to think that
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this was an easy decision.
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All right.
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All right, Billy, you can... Brian,
Brian, let's go to the party!
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I'm still in love with you today Cause
you make me happy Come
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on, Bulls, let's see some offhand.
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The last three games, they've only been
shooting 30 % from the floor. I mean,
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Pippen's got a sweet outside shot. Why
don't they just put him in? Because
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Pippen's off his game tonight.
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Wait, wait. My son just said Pippen, and
he wasn't talking about musical
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theater.
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I've dreamt about this day, son.
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Since I've been doing stats for the
team, I've really gotten into
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I mean, if you think about it, it's all
about math and physics. Brian, Brian,
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it's basketball.
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Don't dork it up.
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Top Kings car pull -up. Oh, great.
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We're on day four of an online risk
marathon.
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Wish me and my ten soldiers good luck.
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Hopefully those ten fingers won't be his
prom date this year.
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Actually, you know the party he went to
the other night? He told me he was
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talking to a blonde girl from the swim
team who was pretty nice. You know what
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that means, Judy?
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Well, I'm guessing with Brian that means
she's blonde, she swims, and she's
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nice.
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I'm too.
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Yeah, I'll totally call you.
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Okay. You big freak.
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Linda, what are you doing here? Oh, I
just had the worst date. This guy Pete
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so needy.
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Couldn't stop hanging on me, staring at
me. It's like he wants to suffocate me.
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Well, invite him in. We have pillows.
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Hello? Dude!
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What? Stop what you're doing, Brian. We
need you to come pick us up.
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The whole team's been out partying. Hey,
hey, hey, kid, I'm not Brian.
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Yeah, right, and I'm not drunk.
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We're at the taco stand on the corner of
Homestead and Newble.
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I feel the same way about tacos, but I'm
not picking you up.
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Oh, come on, dude, you promised.
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Besides, I puked on my car keys, and now
the beepy thing won't work.
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Well, you know what does work? My hangy
-uppy thing. Adios.
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Just some drunk basketball players
asking Brian for a ride home.
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Well, Bill, how are those boys going to
get home? We can't leave them stranded.
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Well, they're expecting Brian to pick
them up. Let's call them. Is it
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Well, I'll call information.
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What's Hakeem's last name?
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Hakeem Hababalua Babambuaya.
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Look, you guys should try and do
something.
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I mean, what if these kids try and drive
themselves home?
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Well, maybe I should just go. Whoa,
whoa, wait. You can't go. These guys
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Brian's cool. Can you imagine how it'll
look when his mommy turns up to get him?
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Well, I won't tell them that I'm his
mom. I'll tell them I'm his cousin. His
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cool cousin from California named
Heather.
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I'll go. These guys are high school
athletes.
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They'll feel more comfortable with one
of their own.
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You can be Heather when I get back.
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By the way, Heather is blonde and
anxious to learn.
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Hey, how long we been out? Brian got old
and puffy.
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Brian couldn't make it tonight.
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So he sent his dad?
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What a wuss.
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No, no, no. I'm not his dad. I'm Brian's
cousin.
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Dad's in Hawaii.
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Really? That's right. He lives there.
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Solves crime with his old nom buddies.
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He wears short shorts and has a sweet
mustache.
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I call him Magnum P .I.
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Sounds like that show Magnum P .I.
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A little bit.
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Hey, we're going to have to give Jeeves
hello Monday for begging out on him. I'm
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sorry, didn't you just call Brian
Jeeves? Yeah, that's his nickname.
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Well, actually, his nickname is Jeeves,
our helper monkey.
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Why Jeeves?
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Because he's our butler, dude. He does
everything we tell him to. He's our
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designated driver.
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He goes on burger runs. He does our
homework.
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Babysits my son.
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So the only reason you hang out with
Brian is so he can be your errand boy
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chauffeur? It's not like we make him
wear a little hat.
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Dude, yeah, we do, remember?
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Sorry, I thought I saw a weasel.
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Oh, my place is at the end of the block.
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Um, Jesus usually turns the motor off a
few houses early, so my parents don't
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hear me sneaking in. You got it, buddy.
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Thank you.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Hey,
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boy, Joski, hope you don't wake up your
parents.
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That was classic.
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Wait, you're not going to do that at my
house, are you?
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Okay, good.
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I'm five doors down.
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Oh, the house that used to have the
mailbox in front?
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Used to. Hold on, boy.
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Oh, no, I totally think you should give
him a call.
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No, we only went on one date.
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Okay, call him.
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Bye. What was that about?
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Oh, Susan in accounting wants to... to
go out with Pete, the needy guy. Oh,
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great, you're off the hook?
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Yeah, yeah, totally.
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Gave me lots of attention, which I do
not want.
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Lots of compliments, which, hello, I do
not need.
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Maybe I should just, you know, give him
a call and give him a bit of a heads up,
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let him know that Susan's kind of a
backstabber.
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So now you want to call him because
someone else wants him? Huh, he's busy.
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Boy, that Susan's pretty desperate. I'll
keep calling him.
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nutty over that guy, huh?
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Yeah, he deserves better.
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He's good people.
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Honey, I made pot roast for dinner.
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I'm not hungry.
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All right, now you're freaking me out.
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I'm upset about Brian, too, but you
gotta eat. Come on, baby. Judy, I
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son was cool. Now it turns out he's
nothing but an errand boy.
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You can't just slap a pot roast on that
wound, Judy.
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Those baby onions?
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Well, if it makes you feel any better, I
would have done exactly what you did to
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those boys.
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Really? Except I would have waited until
they got into the front of the car and
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chased them down to see the fear in
their little basketball faces for
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with my bribe balls.
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Not so jockey now, are you?
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Hey, sweetie, how's school?
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The basketball team won't talk to me
anymore, and they booted me from
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and I owe it all to my cousin. Way to
go, Magnum.
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Wait, Brian.
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Sit down. There's something that we need
to talk to you about.
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Now, it might not be easy to hear this,
but it's something that your father
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found out last night.
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Those basketball players, they're not
your friends.
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It's true.
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They only let you hang out with them
because they think of you as their
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boy. They don't respect you. They make
fun of you.
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Duh.
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I know they make fun of me. That's what
they do. They make fun of everybody.
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But they call you Jeeves. So?
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They call Greg the missing link.
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And they call Steve crotch rot. I think
I'm ahead.
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Are you sure you want to hang out with
people who treat their friends like
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garbage? Yes.
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I get to cut in line at lunch. I sit at
the cool table.
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The hot senior girls talk to me.
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And now because you busted them, the
whole school's calling me narc.
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Oh, sweetie, I'm sure it's not that bad.
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What's up, narc?
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Call your brother that.
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What? If I don't, people are going to
hate me, too.
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All right, but not at home.
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Just at school in front of other people.
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This blows. I'm wasting my entire Friday
night watching Brian sit on a bench and
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do stats for the team.
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Honkin', Brian's been through a rough
time. This family supports each other.
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When?
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Okay, something new we're trying.
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Here is Brian.
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Yeah, there's some other kid with a
clipboard sitting in his seat.
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Oh, I hope they didn't demote him.
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To what? What team job is lower than
doing stats?
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Oh, my God, it is Brian.
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Brian, the empty and earthy actical tea.
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In a minute, it'll be halftime. Maybe
you should go down there and see how
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holding up. What do you want me to say?
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Well, just let him know that we're still
proud of him and nothing he could do
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could change that.
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Except maybe that.
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Dude, it's Narc's cousin.
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What do you want, Narc's cousin?
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I'm just looking for Brian.
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He's not here.
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Listen, guys, I just wanted to say I'm
sorry about getting you in trouble with
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you folks. That was not cool.
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I was just a little bent out of shape
when I heard you making fun of Brian.
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It's a big deal. We were just kidding
around.
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Yeah, I know that now.
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I guess I just get a little
overprotective when it comes to him.
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That makes sense.
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With his dad being in Hawaii and all.
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Exactly.
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You crotch rock?
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Wow.
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Brian loved being the statistician, man.
He's been really down since you started
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treating him like a narc. I'm the narc,
not him.
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Maybe it was a little harsh busting him
down the mascot.
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And he was a great statistician. Really
gentle with my baby, too.
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It's not too late, guys. I'm sure he'd
love to get back on the team. All you
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gotta do is ask him.
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I don't know.
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Well, boys, the big game against Hancock
Magnet School's coming up, right?
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Yeah. And isn't it tradition to prank
those stuck -up punks?
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Well, I think Brian's great big getaway
van can come in pretty handy when
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you're... Say, putting the John Hancock
statue in a dress.
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That's a good idea. And I've got the
perfect dress.
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What?
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No, it's my mom's. But I know for a fact
that a guy can fit into it.
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Okay, listen up!
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Narc's cousin's right.
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From now on, Narc is back to being
Jeeves.
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And I'm accepting submissions for a new
nickname for Kyle.
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Sorry, coach. Bill Miller, class of 82.
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You got yourself a real bunch of hell
raisers here.
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Oh, yeah?
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What are my boys up to now?
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Oh, just talking about what kind of
prank might be on tap before the big
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game. Is that right?
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Frank.
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Frank?
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Didn't you learn anything after the
fiasco last year?
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This school could not afford hip surgery
for another goat.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. No, no, no.
I'm glad you told me.
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Everyone, thank Mr.
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Miller here for bringing this to my
attention.
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Thank you, Mr. Miller.
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I want you to think about this, Frank,
when you're doing 200 gut busters after
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the game. 200 gut busters? Now it's
three.
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Okay, we got a game to win. Let's go.
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You suck.
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Jesus'
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nickname is still Nark.
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And Nark's cousin's new nickname is
Suck.
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I was just trying to help.
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Are you mad?
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Yes.
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But you're smiling.
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Just go.
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I don't get it. I still
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haven't heard from Pete. I've left like
ten messages and I even put a little
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note on his car.
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Parked outside of that flat Susan's
place.
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Some friend. I set her up with him, and
how did she pay me back?
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By dating him?
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By throwing herself at him, Judy?
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No, his car was parked outside of her
house all night long. Or at least until
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a .m. I don't know. I fell asleep for a
while.
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Well, you have been burning the crazy
candle at both ends.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but you turned your son into a mascot.
300
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Don't be too hard on Bill. He was only
trying to get Brian back with the cool
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crowd. You screwed it up so bad, you
want to cry?
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Maybe if I just talk to the guys on the
team again. I mean, I feel like Crotch
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Rock was on my side.
304
00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:41,430
Hello?
305
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Is he okay?
306
00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:45,710
Yeah, we'll be right there. Thank you.
307
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:49,690
There's a coach who wants to talk to us
after practice. Something about Brian.
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00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,980
Oh, okay. I'll look after Tina. You and
Suck should go down there.
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00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,140
How do you know they're calling me that?
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What's up, Suck?
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I have to say I'm very disappointed.
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I didn't expect this kind of behavior
from Brian.
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I didn't do anything.
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Yeah, we believe you, son.
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00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,840
What did he do?
316
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:13,360
I'd rather not stay in front of the
Ferris X.
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Oh, her? You've got to be kidding me.
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00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,400
What's going on, coach?
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Apparently, you guys didn't understand
when I said no pranks against Hancock
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Magnet School.
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Because last night, someone vandalized
Hancock's sign.
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And today, I found this in Brian
Miller's locker.
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00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:40,680
Why would he just steal the H -A -N from
the Hancock Magnet?
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Oh, my God.
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00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:45,380
Dude, you did that?
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Miller, you're looking at a month's
detention.
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And the rest of you clowns, I want 100
commando squats.
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Hey, North's got to do them, too. And
count them for us.
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He's our statistician.
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I am?
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You bet you are.
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All right, get cracking, ladies.
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00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:11,100
So how'd you get up there to get to that
sign? Like, what are you, Spider -Man?
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00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,380
Hey, that's a good nickname.
335
00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:15,100
All right, listen up!
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Jeeves, formerly Nark, formerly Jeeves.
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is now Spider -Man.
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Spider -Man.
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Spider -Man! Spider -Man!
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00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:33,780
Spider -Man! Spider -Man! Spider -Man!
Spider -Man! Spider -Man! Spider -Man!
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00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,140
Spider -Man! And I even got the pajamas.
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00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:44,100
Well, Judy, you were right. Brian did
sort it out by himself. You know, that
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a hell of a prank. Only a true Miller
man could have pulled that off.
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00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,480
I did it.
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00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,560
had to save the kids' rep, so last night
I went to Hancock High with a hacksaw,
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cut up the letters, and put them in
Brian's locker.
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I love you so much.
348
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,280
You're a great mom.
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You're a wonderful wife.
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You're a criminal.
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Stop. It's just a misdemeanor.
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00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:23,540
What are you doing with that?
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The new mascot's gonna come by today and
pick it up.
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You just couldn't resist, could you?
355
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,000
Now it's stuck, isn't it?
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00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:51,190
make me happy
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