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Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Hey,

stepmom. Hey, stepson. What are you doing?

Just laying down. Just sitting around being lazy all day?

Mm -hmm.

Well, I'm going to the grocery store. You want to go?

Not really.

I'm sure he's going to be doing nothing.

Yeah, that's a plan.

All right, well, do you need anything?

Junk food.

Junk food.

All right, I'll be back later. All right. I'll see you.

Hey, stop mom. What are you doing?

I'm looking at the neighbors. They are so obnoxious. You wouldn't even believe

the freaky shit they do.

What? Yeah, just look at it.

You see?

Yeah, I see them.

They're always up to no good.

I can see it a mile away.

Okay, well.

I was that age one time.

Yeah, I'm going to go hang out with some friends or something.

Where are you going?

I'm going to hang out with some friends.

Why would you do that?

Because I want to.

I don't know. Because I have friends.

But, like, okay.

All right.

I'll see you later.

All right.

Dinner's at five.

All right.

Oh, hey. I was just walking my friends. Do you need help with your groceries?

Oh, hey. Yeah, that would be great.

Yeah. I'm Josh, by the way. I'm Josh.

I'm Jamie.

I'm Jamie. Nice to meet you. Jamie, you're the neighbor?

Yeah.

to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Right over here? Yeah, thank you so much. Yeah, no problem.

So, right here?

Yeah, that's perfect.

Thank you again so much. I appreciate it. Yeah, no problem. Anytime.

I appreciate it. I have a big, strong muscle behind the view.

Yeah, I got you.

Does it work out?

A little bit.

I probably do work and stuff like that.

Wait,

I'm seeing somebody.

I'm sorry.

I mean, I don't want to say anything.

I know, it's like he's like never around. He's always at work and stuff,

Well, you know, I'm always right next door.

Yeah, aren't you okay with that?

Yeah, but that doesn't matter.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm not going to say anything.

You're sure? What did you find out?

I've always been into cougars.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, that's kind of hot.

Let's see how your oral skills are before we...

take it any further okay i can show you how good i am at that yeah

Who was it? Oh, my God. You cannot tell your father about this.

Why couldn't I? Some random guy's just eating you out on the kitchen table.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm so sorry.

Your father's just, like, never around. He's always at work.

I'm sorry.

I'm going to have to tell him. You can't cheat on my dad like that. You can't

tell him.

You can't tell him. I'll do anything. You cannot tell him.

I'll do anything.

I'm sure it's weird.

Is it as weird as you getting eaten out on the kitchen counter?

Okay, you promise you won't tell them?

If I can see. You have to promise me. If I can see. I have the leverage here.

You're just getting eaten out. You eat here.

Apparently other people do too.

What? Okay, you saw. That's it. You promised you will not tell him.

Wait. You promised.

For now.

Go to your room. Go.

Get out of here.

Fuck yeah.

Where were you?

Jorge's. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah? Next door? Yeah. Hmm.

I'd like to hear all about that because you know what?

You smell like pussy.

No, I don't. You were out. gallivanting with that hussy again, were you?

No, I wasn't. No, this is enough. I've had enough. We're going next door. If

that's who you say you were with, we are going right next door. Right now.

Are you serious, mom? Let's go.

Oh, my God. Why are we doing this?

It's a great show, sweetheart.

Me?

I don't. I don't. When my son comes home smelling like pussy.

I do not know what you're talking about. Oh, you don't know what I'm talking

about? No, he just helped me carry the groceries.

Oh, really?

Is that all that was?

Yeah. Sounds so innocent.

So you are spying? Wait.

You look like you know something.

Well, it was him that was doing it.

What are you?

You said you wouldn't say anything.

Are you kidding me right now?

Oh, my gosh.

I've been watching you for a while now, and I see... So you are spying.

Well, not spying, but I see your salacious behavior all the time.

What are you, neighborhood watch? Yeah, basically, someone has to keep our

children safe.

Oh, my gosh. They're safe. They're fine. They're perfectly fine.

Strapping young men.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? Yeah. You just broke into our house.

You know what? I've had enough of this conversation.

If you are going to fuck around with my son...

I'm going to fuck around with your son. I'm going to suck his dick right now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to suck this dick.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

It could be you, Mom. Showing him what's right.

What is going on here? You know what?

I'm going to suck your son's dick. I fucking dare you.

Now you can actually see, like, who does it better, because I raised this boy

right. You know what?

Yeah. What? I do better.

I don't think so.

Yeah. She's doing pretty good, Mom.

Don't even.

What are you doing?

All you do is fuck on the tip. You're a fucking pervert.

How's that for just a tip?

You're barely even paying attention to the balls.

You could be kinder.

You're not trying to be good on it. You're fucking it dry over there. Are

fucking kidding me right now?

Tell your mom how good this fucking is right now.

Oh, shut up. How

dare you speak to my son that way?

Mom, you're not good at fucking dick.

I don't want to hear any of that.

I'm a mean cocksucker.

Tell him.

Tell him I'm a mean cocksucker.

She's a mean cocksucker. That's right.

You see that?

That's not right.

It's not right. I like what you're doing. I like that. You like that.

Josh, how's my mom?

Is she good?

Why are you asking me how your mom's doing? Fuck.

I just want to know how it feels. Okay, well, that's a lot.

It feels good, doesn't it? Yeah.

You love it.

You're giving me that glug glug 9 ,000.

Really?

Wow. Okay.

My hands are bigger.

I hope you choke on that.

You would.

Oh, well, you obviously have never appreciated yours.

Look at this dick.

Look at this.

And it's all up in your fucking business.

Really?

Your mom's kind of a fucking slut.

I wish she was weird.

Oh, really?

That's not weird?

What's weird about that?

I mean, there's nothing that could get weirder right now, so I guess...

Wow.

Really going for it.

He's trying to.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, this is not that kind of party, honey.

Just enjoy what you're getting and just be happy with that. What the fuck is

wrong with you anyways?

Why would you?

I just wanted to see how it felt.

Are you curious too?

Is that what's happening?

Yeah, kind of. Wait, oh, sweetheart.

What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No.

Maybe you should just appreciate what you're being given.

Okay.

I appreciate that I get a bunch better blowjob than that bitch.

Are you kidding me?

I trained my son right. He knows exactly how to eat pussy. He's going to do the

right thing.

Mom, I never got to eat your pussy.

Okay, you even wear panties. What kind of person are you?

Get my grounding here.

Round two.

doing the right thing oh my

god I bet you my son's better at it, though.

There you go.

Honey,

we do need to get a haircut, though, okay?

Okay.

Oh, my God, that feels so fucking good.

Sweetheart, don't look at me like I'm your pussy.

That's weird.

Josh, don't look at me either. That's very weird. I'm not looking at you. You

were, though. I saw you. Your eyes were at my eyes.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

no. Yes,

yes, yes. You do that so fucking good, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

at me.

Josh,

you can't look at me either.

Remember earmuff?

Now we need goggles.

tell me all about it make your mom jealous

There you go.

Yeah, just deliver that fucking sweet coffee. There's right in that sweet

hole.

Yes,

there we go.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit. Oh, my God.

fucking good.

If you guys tell your fathers I swear I will take your car away.

How tight is my mom's pussy, bro?

What? How tight is it?

I don't know how it feels, Mom. Oh, my God.

What are you trying to do?

What?

I'm trying sometimes, but this is a fucking merry -go -round.

Oh, Lord.

Can you just keep fucking me and shut up?

Oh, wow.

He's pretty when he's quiet.

He's pretty when he's quiet.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Please don't look at me.

Oh, my God.

Please don't look at me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, you like those big fucking tits?

Yeah, tell me about it.

off as well.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Big fucking kicks, I know that for sure.

I don't want to hear that.

Why don't you write?

Clearly.

As long as we're all here, we should really continue to get acquainted.

What are you doing?

This is very close to home.

I'm trying to get in the water.

Okay, well, since you put it that way, try not to hit my face.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

It's just so wet. I know it's very wet. It's beautiful. But you need to, like,

have some grace.

Jesus. Thanks for spreading it open, Mom.

Of course.

I'm here for you.

Oh,

wow.

Look at you. Yeah,

you're really going to town a lot, aren't you? Oh, shit.

Yeah? Oh, my God. You feel good?

Yeah, fuck that little fucking hole. Is that so good?

Do you like that fucking hole?

Yeah, I love that hole, Mom.

Oh, I can tell. I can tell you do.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Sorry.

There you go.

There you go.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Can I?

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck you.

Sweetheart, what are you doing?

What?

Yes. It would really be

unfortunate if dad were to find out about all of this and everything else.

You promise you won't tell him? I won't.

Okay.

That's nice and fucking wonderful.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

shit.

Oh,

shit. I kind of want to be in here.

Oh, my God. You're talking about a huge dancing part.

Dad just finds out someday.

You promised you wouldn't tell Dad.

What? You promised.

What did I think you promised?

Well, Mom, it would be kind of unfortunate if Dad found out.

You would tell your father?

I'm not saying I would, but somebody else could.

Well, I wouldn't want that to happen.

Well, I mean... Okay.

Yeah?

Yeah. Are you ready, Mom?

Let me open it up for you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Lisa can't see you. That makes it weird.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That feels so fucking good. Does it feel good now?

Yeah. Oh, my God. You promised you're not going to tell your father.

You promised me. Well, I'm not going to tell him. Oh, my God.

That's so nasty.

That feels so good.

That feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, please.

Oh, please.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God. It's so nasty.

What's in your stomach?

I have a great view of your stomach fucking knee right now.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking hot.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

This is new.

Well, I like to teach you new things.

Oh, son.

That's amazing.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, I knew I raised you right.

That's so good.

No wonder you're a fucking dreamer.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, I fuck you better than my dad.

Don't tell him that, though.

Give it to us.

Give me a fucking hug.

Well, now, you guys are sure you're not going to tell your dad?

Hey, Dad!

I have a friend who's going through a divorce and she needs a place to stay.

So her and her son are going to be coming to stay with us. No, no, no, no.

Yes. You don't really have an option in this.

I'm telling you because I want you to be on your best behavior.

Not doing anything that's going to embarrass me in front of them, you know?

mean, if you do everything right, you know, you could become best friends with

her son.

No, I don't want any friends.

Why not?

You need some.

No, I don't.

Honey, you have no friends. You just sit around and play video games all day. I

have plenty of friends. My best friend, Johnny Hopkins.

Well, Johnny's going to be ready to move away, so, you know, maybe he can take

the place of Johnny Hopkins.

No. No? No.

Well, unfortunately, like I said, you don't have to stay in this matter.

They will be here soon, so if you want to pray up and finish your breakfast, we

can greet them when they get here. And where are they going to stay?

Well, she's going to sleep in my room and her son's going to sleep in your

No, no way.

It's my room. I have video games, my computer, everything. My drums.

Okay, well, you can share that space. No, no one's touching my stuff.

Well, how come you can't share? Because it's my stuff.

I bought it for you, so I'm telling you you can share.

No one's touching my stuff. No way.

Not happening. Well, you're going to have to just come to terms with it. I'm

sleeping on the floor with that.

Honey, you have bunk beds up there. I don't care.

That's mine.

This is ridiculous.

You're being very selfish, and I didn't raise you that way, so that's them at

the door. So hopefully, yeah, hopefully you'll be a lot better when they come

in.

This is crazy. This is ridiculous.

Oh, honey, I know you can do it.

Ridiculous Come

in

the

house

We've already talked about this. Let's go.

Come on.

David, I know this is hard, but your dad left us.

You weren't behaving the way you should have been, and I know he was your

champion, but, you know, nothing's your fault, but you're going to have to work

together, and you have to do some things you don't like, okay?

I wish she could speak in a language I could understand.

Thank you so much for letting me do this.

Is this going to be okay?

Yeah, you just need a minute or two to like get acclimated.

I'm going to let him count over there for a little bit and see where we are in

five minutes. That makes sense.

Well, let me show you around the house. I'm going to come up this way. I'm going

to show you where you're going to come in.

Are we always speaking or are we just speaking?

What's your name? His name's Kobe.

Alright.

Come on. Knock it off.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Who came up with that?

Why are you looking at my mom's tip, huh? You perv. Look at my mom. My mom is

looking at her.

She's a bitch.

Jerry.

Your hair's stupid.

Your hair's stupid.

I'm stupid.

Fuck you.

Don't look under my bed either.

Get over here. No.

Get over here.

What is going on in here?

He started it. He started it. I don't care. We're finishing it.

I'm going to take a pillowcase and...

Okay, okay, that's enough. That's enough.

Come on, put your hands down.

What are you guys fighting over?

He likes you.

That's not true. He's gross.

He said he likes you.

You stare at your kid, but I know it.

That is not true.

Look at my mom.

The only boys that matter in our life are you guys.

The sooner you understand that, the better.

It's not fair. It's okay.

You'll get along soon.

Having two moms is better than one.

Very much so. That's the spirit.

Fine.

I'll let you guys go to bed.

You going to get your baby on the phone and get ready for bed now?

Fine. Fine.

Alright. Good boy. I'll be back to tuck you in and give you a kiss.

Be nice.

You're doing us a favor.

That's my side.

This line right here don't cross it.

Whatever. I don't even need this pillow.

I'm just going to build a wall.

I'm going to do that for this whole tough iron.

Hey, Mom.

Hi, Blake.

Hi, Mom.

Hey.

You ready for bed?

Yeah. Okay, fine.

It's so early.

Well, you know.

Early to bed, early to rise.

It's a good thing.

Good night, Katie.

Good night, Mom.

Do you know

where to find a CD?

Thanks, Mom.

Right down the hall.

Mom, will you leave the light on for us?

And the door slightly cracked, please.

You puss.

Do I have a door open? Do you think there's monsters in here?

No.

Stupid. Not in here.

No, we can... God, this... If it weren't here, this would fit.

It's my blanket, my bed.

You know how it was called a throat blanket, and you wouldn't know?

Because you're not educated like my family of lawyers and doctors and stuff.

That's why your dad left you guys.

Just leave us.

Then where is he? Why are you here?

Use TV.

I really don't like it. I don't even want to anymore.

It's good cause it's warm.

I'm not homeless.

Well, you know what?

Your mom's boobs touched my knee.

Oh, your mom has nice boobs.

Yeah, I know she does.

They were looking good.

Yeah. My mom's butt was bent over right in front of me. I think she liked me.

I wonder what they're doing.

Cause I really like your mom.

You know, I have an idea. What about you?

What is it? Let's hear it.

I think they're still awake. I think they're kicking.

Kicking? Yeah. Really?

Maybe.

Should we check?

Yeah, because I'll... Why else would we hear them? You see what they were

wearing? Those aren't regular pajamas.

You're right.

My mom normally doesn't wear that. My mom never wears that.

What are they doing?

I was going to take a looky -woo.

Might as well. It's too early to go to sleep.

Yeah, it is too early.

Alright, fine.

We'll do this just once.

I still don't like you.

I don't like you either.

You first.

I don't trust you. This is my house.

Fine.

What's wrong with our sons?

You know, I think they were really affected when our cousins left.

Yeah, I don't think these men realized how stunted they were going to leave our

sons. And they took off.

You know, we are so much better off without them.

I agree.

You know, I get a lot more time to spend on my career.

Oh, yeah. I value my time a lot more now.

Less drank, less gray hair, for sure. For sure. Amen to that, for sure. Right?

How about, you know, I do miss one thing about my ex -husband.

What's that?

His dick.

Really? Is that good?

I thought, why are you sticking around long?

Girl, it's been even longer for me. You're just freshly getting out of that

divorce train. I've been by myself for a few years now.

How do you do it?

toys and, you know, casual encounters when I can.

As long as I find a thing.

Run around, you know, masks.

Childlike behavior.

Trust me, I know exactly what you're talking about.

Some of the guys are like, yee.

But, I mean,

have you ever, you know, done anything with women before?

Maybe back in college I experimented a little, but...

I've been a mom and not since I've been married, that's for sure.

But, you know, maybe now it's kind of like my second coming out. Right?

I get to do... Try new things that you didn't get to try before. Like, where

that come from? Yeah.

I mean, if you're comfortable with it, we could

always... Yeah.

I feel like you don't want to stay here.

I love you. I don't want you to stay.

I think nobody is more comfortable with you.

You know,

it doesn't feel bad I guess.

I ended up with his stepson in the field, and he's great.

That's true.

Actually, but, you know, you've got to take care of your stepson. Just love

Steph. Yeah, they're good boys. They are good boys.

Maybe a little difficult, but good boys.

Hey, boys,

everything okay?

I think it's one of these two.

I think this is the thing.

Oh my goodness.

But you can't wake them. You can't wake somebody who's sleepwalking. No, they

like freak out.

I mean, normally... I know what to do here.

Normally I guide my son's sleep, but...

What is going on? I have no idea.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't know he was a sleepwalker.

I mean, I knew my son was a sleepwalker, but I didn't think... I don't think

the kitchen, like, even boils or something like that.

Wait a minute.

I don't think you guys... No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think you guys are

actually asleep.

That is fucking sleeping.

That's not true.

You just looked at me wide -eyed.

You are not sleepwalking. I don't know which one of you, you know, came up with

this little ploy, but fortunately, I think it was both of them, wasn't it?

You came up with this together, didn't you?

No, we were fighting.

No, yeah, we were arguing all the time. It seems like you're getting along now.

Like, very well.

You know,

we were just talking about how we haven't been dicked down in a while.

It's true.

I mean... You know, I wouldn't mind if we continued this.

Would you? I don't mind. I wouldn't be angry at you.

I mean, we are here, right?

That doesn't make the most of it. Might as well.

Yeah. Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Right? Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

I used my purse and stroked that carpet. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

He's so good.

Bye, guys.

Rachel says you're moving in here.

Thank you, Mom, now.

Gotta thank your mom.

Oh, yeah.

I can't believe your mom is sucking my cock.

Dude, I can't believe your mom is sucking my cock. Oh, my gosh.

They're so good at it.

Oh, my God.

Do you have a cock doing that?

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God.

Do you have a cock doing this? Yeah.

Oh, yes.

We'll promise to be good.

We are good. No more fighting. Yeah, no more fighting. Good.

The need was to get along.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Hello. Oh.

I'm sorry I was fighting with you earlier.

It's so easy.

Oh my gosh.

Mom,

tell her my dick's better.

I don't need her to tell you.

I'll show you.

I mean, we're not fighting anymore.

You know, I have an issue. I know what's going on.

Oh, and you're my number one.

Coffee's beautiful.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I forgive you. I'm sorry, Mom.

You're such a nice boy.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I love paying attention to you just as much as I love doing things for her

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my God.

You're fucking good.

Okay,

sure. There you go.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you want to get back in my mommy after this?

Oh, my God.

I'm coming for you now.

Oh, it's so fucking pretty.

I told you, honey, I liked your pop just as much as his.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

I'm going to have to ride both at the same time, I guess, someday.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Like a mom.

Oh, yes.

Oh, look at you. I didn't get that.

I want that.

Oh, she's so good at that.

Why do you get so lucky?

Dude, you got it first.

It doesn't matter. Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, geez.

Oh, God.

So whose dick is better?

It doesn't matter.

Both dicks have their frank.

Oh.

Lucky.

Lucky.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

All right, boys.

We played long enough.

It's way past your bedtime.

So let's just come and go to bed.

Okay, well. Mom's retired.

Yeah. Let's get this started.

We have a project we've been working on.

Oh, yeah.

That is close.

I am in a mommy's face.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Oh, thank you.

Give mommy a nice little facial before bed.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's so fucking hot.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, give mommy a nice little... I want all your cum all over my face.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That's a good boy.

Oh, fuck.

Did we just become best friends? Dude, we just became best friends. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

You want to check out my television goggles?

Yes. You want to check out my swords?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Mom, we're going to go.

Bye. Bye. Have a good night.

We're going to go have some fun.

Boy.

I'm so glad you guys moved into the neighborhood.

We've just known each other for so long.

We can't not just be close.

We were in college.

And here we are.

We're in fashion together now.

Yes, exactly.

Maybe a little bit differently. Except for our boys and our moms now.

Right. I can't believe it.

I remember those nights now where we bring boys back.

Or all boys.

Share them.

I mean, that's what best friends do.

Right. Sometimes not bring the boys over. It's those nights of the movie

Seriously. I remember the first time.

Or after. sewing class.

Yeah, we felt like that with you and like even our boys are best friends.

They've grown up together and now our families can be

closer and celebrate holidays. We're very excited for the holiday dinner

up.

Speaking of, we're here to tailor the boys' clothes. Yeah, we got all this.

You know, we got to, you know, get to work.

You know, they need some holiday clothes, and they just keep growing so

And they won't stop.

Getting wider now, too. I saw, you know, your boy, you know, has some nice skin

built. Yeah, he's going to get into sports.

this year, so he's trying to bulk up.

Yeah, they're starting to look like young men.

I'm so proud of them.

Speaking of, we need to get these boys down here.

Where are they?

I don't know.

Game console or something.

If you want to get set up, I'll go upstairs and grab them, okay? Sounds

Dude.

I hate whenever I'm watching a video and, like, it just buffers. Like, I

know what it is, but honestly, I think it might be the internet.

You know what I hate? What?

When the people in the video look like people I know. It just makes it so much

more weird.

Yeah, actually, you know that, now that you say that, I was on, um,

I think it was... Teen Ski, I believe.

They had a mom swap, and, like, they kind of look like me.

You watch Mom Swap, too?

Yeah. What?

You do? That's my favorite website. Dude, that's my shit.

That's my shit, like... Dude, I never knew that.

What the fuck? Let me show you. Let me pull this up. This is the one I was

looking at the other day. Like, I feel like... That...

Like, it kind of does look like you. That's what I'm saying, dude.

What the fuck?

Yeah, the team feet and everything, like, that's pretty, pretty dead on,

Yeah, but it's not you, so.

That's kind of weird to watch.

Yeah, yeah.

Although, I thought I just saw your face on there.

On here? What are you watching? Yeah.

Fast forward that. Is that?

Mom's club.

Dude, I.

I could have sworn I saw your face on there. Yeah, Mom's Pop's like my

website.

Dude, let me just show you this one I watched the other day.

Probably the hottest girl I've ever seen in my entire life.

Literally. Let me just like... Here, perfect, right?

There it is.

Let me see if we can play this bad boy.

Yeah, the Wi -Fi's working.

Boys!

What are you doing?

You know we're on a time crunch here. You need to get it together. We need to

get downstairs. I have to start getting your measurements right now.

You're my stepmom, you know to knock!

This door is open!

We had a plan!

Yeah... Joshua, don't talk back to me. Alright, alright.

Sorry. Come on boys, get down there.

Thank you, thank you. I don't like to yell, okay?

Yeah, gosh.

Jeez.

Get down there.

Okay, stay up straight.

Okay.

You know what?

Actually, I need really accurate measurements.

Can you just take this off?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Okay.

Wow. Look at how accurate you are. That's nice. I know. We just got these

you boys.

We got the ruler coming up. We got the palm coming up. We have the wing

It would be a shame if you guys didn't look as good as possible.

Wow. Oh, my God.

Wow, you guys have really grown up.

Thank you Not

dating

anyone, how could that be?

Not even interested, no, you know, no secret crushes I mean,

there's this one girl, I'm just so busy with sports and school and stuff You're

busy for girls?

Wow, don't you sound, you know, mature.

Yeah, maybe that will change.

Yeah, maybe, sometime.

I'm not sure, though. Sometimes.

Yeah.

You took this school really seriously.

Wow, your body is really great. You're filling up so well. Thank you, I

appreciate that.

Would you relax for me a little bit? Yeah. A little bit more.

Growing,

yeah. That's what it's showing me.

Yeah, you've got that deep reflection in your

voice now.

Yeah, I think I can see hair all over your chest. You've got chest hair. I

that. Are you shaving already?

Yeah. Got some peach fuzz to shave off, I'm sure.

Yeah.

Yeah, you just got a razor for the first time.

You got your first razor?

Yeah.

How adorable.

Why are you even in these pants?

You're like, they're so tight on you.

You know, I have to like sit into them. You were like busting out of these

pants. Well I figured you and my mom could help, like.

This is not going to work. I'm going to need you to sit right here.

I hope. Yeah, you go.

Why don't you take that shirt off, that's a little, yeah.

Let me grab some of that here.

Okay, I just wanted to check something I haven't had on my toilet.

Oh, look at that. I wonder if you get these tattoos.

Your mother lets you get tattoos.

Yeah, I mean, she has them too.

Yeah, but how old are you with these tattoos?

Old enough.

Old enough.

I'm going to have to get around here.

How long y 'all been doing this for?

I'm sure you can even breathe with one of these pants.

Not really. It's never just so tight.

Not really. Yeah, my pants were super tight.

Mom! Oliver!

What's going on?

Shh. She told me to be quiet. That's my mom!

She told me to be quiet. She put her hand over my mouth. Why is your hand on

son's cock? I mean, look how nice it is.

What about that?

Yeah, it's a lot bigger than your father's, too.

What's up with that? It's like gifts a generation. I don't know, dude.

I don't know.

What are we going to do?

I don't know. I can think of something.

I think when we were back in college. What did we learn when we were just a

little bit older than you? Back in college?

What did you really thought we went to class? We never finished college.

You're a lesbian?

Get with it. No label.

Yeah.

Enjoy the moment.

What are old friends for?

Yeah.

I need to do it.

Mom,

what are you doing?

You don't have to do that.

I don't have to. I want to.

Look, you're being really selfish now. Look at you right now.

You're enjoying yourself.

We can enjoy each other.

Don't make this about you.

Let's respect your elders.

We're trying to be good hosts, okay, Oliver?

Okay. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two.

Okay. Okay.

I told you these pants were too tight on you.

Yeah, I'll live it.

Wow.

You're good at that.

I know you know

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Let's take these boys over to the couch.

Oh my god. That was great.

Oh my god.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I'm so happy.

Ah, that's better.

Oh my god.

Dude, you're hot in this laundry.

Wow.

Everything warm.

Oh my god.

Look at that. Look at those tits. Dude, oh my god, I'm not mad.

Damn, you're not helping a big kid.

Dude, you're not a bastard.

I thought you hurt.

I just needed that visual aid.

You ready?

Let's see what this cough can do.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to put the light on this one.

I'm going to put it on top.

I'm going to pop a fuck your mom.

Damn brother, I'm so tired.

Is there a math class?

Thank you.

it on myself.

Thank you.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh,

fuck yes.

Look at that.

Oh my gosh. Hey, boys.

Yeah, it's okay.

You know, it's just our stepson, so.

We're in the clear. Yeah.

I always knew this day would come. Me too.

It's inevitable.

Yeah, try it out.

I know you've thought about it while you're mastering it.

Oh, he is

You know mom, I've always thought about fucking you.

Oh, that's my boy right there.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah. I love my boy's cock.

Yeah. I dreamt of this.

Oh, you have a big, big, big, big mommy.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, God.

Can I fuck your mommy?

I love that.

Wow,

that's hot. Yeah, look at that.

How serious?

Yeah, I'm gonna come.

Oh, I'm gonna come, yeah.

Oh, I'm gonna come.

Oh,

yeah, you're gonna feed us. We've been feeding you for years.

It's better for you, Mom.

Don't give us your opinion, girl.

Yeah, you'll be punished.

Yeah, you better drain those balls.

Every last drop.

I'll give it to you.

Here we go.

I'm going to come, Mom.

I'm going to come, Mom.

I'm coming.

Oh,

I'm coming.

That's still coming, Mom. Look at this.

Wow.

Fuck, I'm gonna die.

Yeah, man.

Yeah.

Fuck.

I can't believe that.

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna cum.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Come in your mom's mouth.

Yeah, mom, I'm gonna come.

I'm gonna come. Yeah, buddy, come in your mouth. I'm gonna come.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

look at you.

That's it, dude.

Oh, my God. Look at this. Wow.

Oh.

Suck me dry

How does this bow tie look?

Yeah, it looks fine.

I mean, whatever.

Yeah, we both look fucking dumb, man. I can't believe we're doing this home

frame thing. Yeah, so dumb.

No, I mean, it's nice that our mom's trying to do this for us, but, like,

not like the meanest reason we go to prom.

The bitches. The bitches.

Fuck, man.

I know. I can't believe fucking moms are taking up the problem.

You know, we're doing it. Boys!

We're ready.

Look what we did for you.

Right? We did something so nice here to kind of break them in. Yes.

What are those little pieces?

Don't you like it?

This looks so lame.

Yeah. Wait a minute.

Wait. Any video games or anything? TV.

There's nothing. This is just a small hall. You guys don't need that.

That's our desktop wall.

It brightens it up. We are going to first teach you how to dance.

Exactly. That's the best part of prom.

Very sexy.

No, no, no. Not you. Yeah.

Put your hands right here.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay. We're going to go. You're fine.

You're fine.

You're fine. You're fine.

You're fine.

You're fine.

Guys, we will meet you in the middle.

Daisy, you dance with my stepson, please, and I'll dance with your

I'm glad.

You're not okay with that? I mean, I guess.

I don't know if you really recognize that. Okay, let's do it. All right, fix

your face and wait.

What is there?

Hey. A little better?

Yeah, I mean, a little better.

Like this, and then put your hands right here at the waist, okay? Yeah?

Yeah.

That's better.

No, a little slower, like this. It'll match the body.

Yeah, a good way.

Not too bad, yeah.

Oh, uh, not exactly what I meant.

Oh, that's how I can really get used to dancing, to be honest.

Really? Yeah, it kind of makes me want to dance now.

Well, I mean, I guess if it'll help you have a better prom experience.

Okay.

I remember my first problem.

You're doing good.

Yeah? Yeah.

Are you smooth?

Why don't you already come play me?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm going to show you how I really get down.

How I really get down? Mm -hmm.

Cheers. Uh, yeah.

Come on.

It's perfect.

Okay,

guys.

What is the boy doing?

Oh, I mean, it's prom, right?

Yeah. Okay, so he has a point.

prom night. Yeah, like, we get, you know, we get frisky, right? Isn't that

of what happens? Couples get frisky during prom.

Couples get frisky. Okay.

But we went from not wanting to do prom to frisky.

Well, I mean, you did say that we were going to get the full experience of this

prom, right? So we're just trying to get the full experience.

And I do wonder...

Damn that.

Don't you understand it? I mean, I did that.

I did the same thing on prom night, and I loved to have fun, and it was pretty

wild. I mean, yeah, I definitely thought we were going to win that night. I

don't want to hear that.

But that's the point. I mean, it's prom night.

Kind of hoped maybe we could lose our virginity.

What?

Nikki, I'm not comfortable with you seeing me naked. I don't have to look at

you, Mom.

Look at her.

Come on.

Okay, well, I'm okay with it.

Are you okay with it?

She's okay with it, Mom. Can you feel okay with it?

I guess.

We want to make you have the best product experience possible.

And now that you guys gave us the party, now we can go to the after party. After

party, yeah.

After party.

Okay. You boys are crazy.

Okay.

Here we are. It's your after party.

Yeah.

It's actually happening. I know.

Maybe, uh, you could strip a little? Yeah, I mean...

I guess so.

We signed up for this, didn't we? Yeah, we kind of did.

Okay,

just, Nikki... Yeah, right.

Don't worry about it. I'm not looking at you anyway.

Okay, um... Okay,

here goes nothing.

I haven't done anything like this for so long. Me neither.

You do look really good.

Yeah? Yeah.

Thank you.

Definitely all new tonight.

Okay.

Touching. Did you know you're...

I see that.

Okay.

Is that okay?

Don't look, boy.

Can I touch? Well, we gave you guys the green -white go.

So, I mean... Damn,

Nikki. Your mom has a knife out of her.

You're telling me?

Look at your mom's ass. Oh, I guess don't. No.

Yeah.

Do you like that back there?

Yeah, I do.

Okay.

Really something.

Wow. Do you think we could maybe see a little more?

Yeah.

Okay, here goes nothing.

Jesus,

Mom, you got them pierced?

Nikki!

Sorry. I love them.

Can I touch them? Yes.

Are you ready? Sure.

Okay.

Touch them.

Yes.

Okay.

Already? Yes.

So good.

Oh my gosh.

Wow.

And look at you.

Is this hot?

It feels good when men are fastening it, you know?

Yeah.

It's kind of weird, but I'm kind of with you.

Wait, wait. Oh, my God.

Nikki. You're hard.

You are hard.

That's a rock.

Oh, my God. Are you hard too?

Yeah. I can't really help it.

Are you sure you want to do this? Yeah.

This is kind of maybe a little bit too far.

Whoa.

We're going to get blue balls now.

Yeah,

I read about that. I was going to say, how did you know about that? I took sex

ed. Okay, I thought they went over that, but... I'm okay with this as long as

you look that way, you're out of here, and... Yeah.

I mean, I guess we're going to make it the best prom night possible.

Okay.

We've never even had naked girls in front of a movie theater.

Worked hard for everything, huh? I guess so.

No one's no best.

Good touch.

Yeah? Mm -hmm. Were you playing with everything?

Okay. Yes, I've never... This

is the first time of course.

Wow.

Oh my... You are a facial father. Don't look.

Let me focus right here.

Looks like you're ready for me, huh?

Wow.

Eager thing you.

You are so hard.

Daisy? Yeah?

Is this okay?

Me? Okay. Have you put your mouth on yet? No, I'm still kind of amping myself

up. Okay, okay. I think we can do it.

Before I go off

and start and make this rock hard, I need for you to...

The woman always needs to be satisfied and enjoying it.

But I can eventually come, right?

When I say so.

Don't come within the first minute. That's the damn thing.

You've got to know when to hold back.

It's kind of hard.

We'll help you learn.

I'll take it slow.

This is not so bad.

This is kind of fun.

Especially since they've never done it before. I can't even show them the

It's really hard.

I love it.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Your mom is so awesome.

I'm a fucking freak.

This is awesome.

Maybe I'll teach you a little trick.

When I go down, I want you to thrust in my mouth, okay?

Okay.

Like that?

What do I do with my hands?

Keep my head on your cock.

Okay. And thrust.

Did Mike just face fuck you?

Yeah. I kind of taught him how to do that.

You're a good hand.

He liked it.

Could you what?

Communication. Could I face fuck you?

A little bit? I could do it. Come on. Yes.

Do you know how?

Come on. Okay.

I think so.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Good job.

He did just like I taught him. Grab the hat.

Keep it down.

Yeah, I'm not trying to look at you.

This is what I'm going to do now. Put it behind you.

Yes, just like that.

Thrust.

Thrust. Thrust.

You want to come?

No.

Rule number one.

Don't do it. Do not come.

Leave.

Come. Maybe first.

Don't you guys want to actually lose your virginity?

Right. Yeah.

That's the plan.

This is a tough call.

I mean, we want to follow through, right? We said we were going to. It's

We are.

Why don't you do the kiss?

I mean, I haven't really been with a girl. I've kissed, but never, like,

you know?

So we can try. Yeah, why not?

I want to bend you over.

Nikki. Oh, come on. That's what we're here for at this point.

Is that what your fantasy is right now? I don't know. Fuck. I'm going to bend

you over.

We'll get you ready for this. This is your big day.

Get that there for you.

Take it slow.

Take it slow?

Okay, it's okay? Yeah.

Nikki, your balls are hitting my face.

I'm sorry, Mom.

That's one of my favorites.

This was

much

better than my problem night.

You guys are lucky.

You're a really good child.

Wow.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This is officially the best prom party.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

You guys thought you wouldn't want to take your mom's diploma off. Yeah.

No.

Too late now.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

wow oh

yeah

I thought you were going to leave me crying.

That was amazing.

Such a good boy.

Good job.

I think he's lost the edge right now.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

this is good.

Oh, my God.

He's dripping.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I mean, yes. You're going to get so strong.

Don't hold back, Mickey.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You're sucking him real good.

I owe you one.

You've got a good dick, this guy.

Better than his father.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, your son is a quick learner.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that feels good right there. Oh, yeah. I'm going to show you. Like this.

yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, just like that. Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh. I always had it tucked away.

Ouch.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, right there.

Oh, right there.

Oh, yes.

You're going to make her come. You're going to make her come. Make her come

naked.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Oh, my

God. Yes.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

He's dripping.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I made your mom come home.

I want to see that you make my mom come home.

Yeah, I do too.

Alright. I mean, a lot of fun.

Okay.

Let's do it then. Just do it quick.

I can't think.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh yeah!

It's so good.

I know you said we gotta wait. We should let them come soon.

I think they're ready, aren't they? Yeah, I mean, yeah.

Unless, unless, unless you still want to fill their heart cup.

Oh, I would love to. I feel like we're too much.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm ready.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, fuck it.

Yo,

best prom night ever.

Dude, hell yeah.