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What's up, Chief?

Yo!

Hey! Good seeing you again!

I'm sorry?

Good seeing you!

Oh,

stop it.

Oh my god.

Excuse me.

I'm sorry. I don't want to bother you, but are you a model?

I mean, I don't know, a little bit.

Like, have you been in movies and stuff or a TV show? I swear I've seen you

around before.

Just a couple.

You have done something. Yeah, just a little.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, you're so pretty.

Thank you.

Are you currently still modeling and stuff?

Yeah, for sure. I'm probably doing a lot.

Wow.

Yeah, I'd love... Can I ask you, are you single?

No.

You're not single?

No. What about, like, do you have, like, a fuck buddy?

Would you be into, like, a fuck buddy?

Definitely not.

No? I mean, I have a washer and dryer at my house. You can always wash your

clothes there. No, I'm not interested.

Think about it, though. I mean, you could save some money and you wash your

clothes at my place. You could fuck around.

Almost, man.

Yeah.

Lisa.

That is not my name. I don't know. Stop it. Come on.

Lisa. Don't be like that.

We fucked before.

You and Andy had never done anything. We have fucked. Are you DTF? No. Are you

DTF? No. Security. You're DTF.

I was just asking her a question.

Oh,

man. What the hell? God bless.

Super weird.

Are you sure you're not DTF?

Hey, man. I'll get you a body, man.

Security guard, bro.

So after this, you can go out and have a time.

Oh, those are mine.

You know what? You're right. Mine are blue.

I'm so sorry.

Are those yours?

I bet you look great in those.

I bet you would look great in those. What's your name?

I don't have one and I don't want one.

I bet you a nice dinner would turn that frown upside down.

Let's go out.

Let's hang out a little bit.

Hey, what the fuck are you looking at?

What? I wasn't looking at nothing.

Oh, my God. Bro, like, I don't know if I can get you. You're always doing this.

Always doing this. You don't understand. Yeah, that's exactly why I...

Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?

I'm sorry. I'm a little embarrassed right now.

my boyfriend left something that wasn't mine.

What do you mean not yours?

What is that? Oh.

They're leopard panties, but, like, I know they're not mine because, like, I

have leopard panties. Holy shit.

And I just have one pair, so this is bullshit. Like, I know motherfuckers

cheated on me.

That's fucked up.

Let me tell you something.

First of all, you're very, very beautiful.

That smile. Look at that smile.

Thank you. And if you were mine, I would never, ever cheat on you.

I mean, he is very lucky. He's a very lucky guy.

Well, I mean, after this, I'm probably going to be single now.

Oh, I would love to take you out.

Okay. I would love to take you out.

Are you into hookups?

I am. You know, it's been quite some time, and he didn't do a very good job

keeping me laid. He was too busy fucking other girls. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, I could use some new dick.

Oh, my gosh.

You're right up my alley.

Alex? Yeah.

You already showed me your panties.

I'm a little freak.

Are you? Yeah.

Me, too.

Want me to show you my boobs?

You won't show me here.

You don't think I would? No. I don't know. I mean, I feel like the best way

get over someone is to get under someone else. So, like, that's the big deal.

Oh, fuck.

Wow.

Wow, you have great tits, too.

Thank you.

You have really nice tits.

Thank you.

You got me a little excited over here.

Well. That's somebody. My ex totally rated me like a six.

Really? Yeah, like a five on a good day. Yeah, fuck it.

What do you think about that?

I think that's really nice.

Oh, my God.

You can't do that here.

Yeah, I know. We could get caught.

We got to be careful.

Actually, shit, if my man comes back, like, we got to make sure that he

see us. Yeah, he's kind of big. He's a big dude. Let me, you know what?

Let me, before he comes back.

Oh, shit. Let me, I'm going to go over here for a little bit, but just don't

leave without giving me your number, okay?

Okay. Don't leave without giving me your number. I won't. God, you got me so

excited.

You're fucking hot. You're so hot.

You've already made my day, man.

Where'd Lisa go?

Lisa!

I just want to take you out. I want to take you to dinner.

Oh, good.

Wow, you're not hungry?

No.

I'll take two of those washers over here on this side, the top ones.

And I'll take this big dry one. You good about that? Yeah. Hey, is there,

like...

Um,

yeah.

Folding them the best way we can. Are those my towels?

No, no.

I'm just messing with you. No.

I caught you off guard, huh? Yeah, you got me off guard. I was like, these are

my towels.

These are my towels.

Are those leopard panties you're wearing, or are you happy to see me?

No.

We've got to be careful.

Like, it's just like, what's going to come back? Is he coming back?

I don't know. He said he was, like, going to grab me a drink or something.

Did he leave you here?

Yeah, and he called me a stupid bitch, even though he cheated on me.

He's the stupid bitch.

I agree. He's the stupid bitch. You're not the stupid bitch.

You're the sexy bitch.

Oh, thank you.

You're the sexy bitch. I'm going to do those titties I got.

You're pretty hot yourself.

Gotta make sure that... Oh, my God.

Can I touch you? Yeah.

Touch your person.

Oh, shit.

I thought that was him. Sorry.

Can I touch your pussy? Yeah, you can touch my pussy.

I have a skirt on, so... Oh,

my God.

He barely touched me. I think he only affects, like, once a month. Oh, my

It's a pretty fucking pussy like yours?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I found your spot.

I found your spot.

It's all wet. You're all fucking wet.

Oh, my God. I'm fucking rough.

You want me to play with it?

Let's go over it. Oh, shit.

Yeah.

If you have change or something, just let me know. Oh, yeah. I'll let you

I'll let you know. Okay.

What's up? Do you want a juice?

Why would I want a fucking juice from you? You're a fucking asshole for

on me.

It is what it is.

Why don't you get me a diet soda since you always complain about how I need to

hit the gym because I'm getting so lazy.

All right. Well, look, I'm out of here. I'm going to grab the thing.

Okay.

You should give him the panties.

Do you want them?

You should give them to him like, fuck, take your panties.

You're so bad.

Can I have those?

You want my panties? Yeah.

I guess so. I mean, if everybody seems to be losing theirs, I might as well

lose mine to you.

Oh, these are going right in my pocket.

Right in my fucking pocket.

Oh, yeah.

I'm so fucking hot right now.

I'm really wet for you. Come feel it, I guess.

Like that.

Dude.

Let's find a place we can go to.

Yes, but nobody notices us.

I mean,

I've almost forgotten he's cheated on me.

such a nice talk.

That was the one I think was good, though.

So hot.

Thank you.

I'll see you pretty soon.

What's going on? I'm sorry, dude. I was just

trying to hook up, bro.

I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

Go ahead and wash your clothes.

All right. I'm sorry, dude. I was just trying to get a little something, but I

hear you. I know it's your job. I won't make it difficult. Sorry.

Leave everybody alone, all right? All right.

No, it's okay.

You need to use this washer?

No, no, it's okay. It's okay.

Okay.

Thank you.

Hey,

man, have you seen the girl I was with?

What does she look like again?

Brown hair, dark brown hair, kind of short.

Oh, yeah, no, you know what? I haven't seen her.

I think I saw her walking out.

I don't know. I'm not sure, dude. Sorry.

I'm sorry, I don't know where you're at.

Oh, man.

Looking out, dude.

um um

Oh, definitely.

I am.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I just won't tell my boyfriend where I'm going. Oh, shit.

Yeah. I love that.

Turn

around

and put it back in your mouth.

I love you.

Yeah, can I get some more candy? Do you have any quartercooker?

I'd also like to buy some purchase.

And if you have any of those, what do you call them?

Coffee beans?

Well, that's awesome.

They have like a little candy book.

I'll pay for it.

Fuck man.

Crazy. Crazy how that happened.

Yeah. I think I got some stuff out here.

I don't even want to come on my face.

You rubbed that shit all over your face.

Yes. You like it, huh?

She likes it. What the fuck?

Oh, shit.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Fuck.

After everything we've been through?

What do you mean? You fucking cheated on me, dude. Yeah, we fucking cheated.

What the fuck, dude?

You need to keep the dog.

Guess who's even now, bitch? Like, take your fucking girlfriends.

Y 'all make it too much noise.

You guys should go.

We're leaving fucking separately. I'm taking an Uber.

All right. See you later.

Whatever. Go see your fucking ex, Jessica.

It was really good meeting you.