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{\an8}? Never gonna stop
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{\an8}? Cos we never get enough
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{\an8}? We run till we're out of time
Hey, hey, hey
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{\an8}? And when we get to the end... ?
AOIFE GROWLS
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{\an8}? We're gonna do it again
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{\an8}? Cos tonight is when
we come alive. ?
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{\an8}Code one security breach!
Ah!
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{\an8}Aoife, what are you doing?
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So you might be wondering why I'm
on the floor in a prom dress
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getting absolutely soaked.
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Cue the rewind.
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So we missed out on a promotion
because of a dodgy ref.
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WHISTLE BLOWS
Foul! Foul!
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WHISTLE BLOWS
No basket.
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So that's why I'm going to do this.
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Sir, I'd like to make an
official complaint
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about the ref from our last match.
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He had it in for us.
Mm.
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And do you have proof of this?
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Camera footage? Witness testimony?
Sniffer dogs?
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No.
Phew, that's that, then.
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End of season.
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Praise be.
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We do have one last tiresome problem
before I can actually
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get to concentrate on something
important,
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like the school dance.
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{\an8}We won our league and got promoted
to yours.
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Yeah, so?
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So, the rules state that a school
can only have
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one team per league.
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You are both now in the same league,
which means by the end of the week
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I have to decide which team stays
and which one doesn't.
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But what will happen to the team
that doesn't get picked?
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Oh, nothing dramatic.
They'll just disband.
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VIPERS GASP
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One team is quite enough.
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The Vipers were here first!
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Cobras won their league!
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Oh, I have got enough torture with
the school dance coming up.
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Maybe for once think, "How can
I give back to the school -
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"instead of constantly take,
take, take?"
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I will take that, I will take that,
and I will take that.
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Inferior boyband.
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The end of the Vipers.
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Hmm, can't wait.
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The Vipers could cease to exist!
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Hold me.
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OK, team talk.
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{\an8}The ref still hasn't been
brought to justice.
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{\an8}No. But... No. But... No.
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We covered this.
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We can't do anything about the ref.
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We need to focus on getting
Holt to choose us.
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Holt wants us to give back,
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so let's do something givey-backey.
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Not technically a word, but she's
got a point.
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Do not say fashion show.
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Never mind.
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Let's keep thinking,
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but making Midvale a better place
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is just as easy as landing
this hook shot
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in that bin.
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VIPERS GASP
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OK, plan:
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wow Holt with some Midvale cheer
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to demonstrate school spirit -
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so that he has to pick us!
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I know what you're up to,
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and it's pathetic.
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Oh, yeah? What plan have you
got hatching
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to make Holt pick you?
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Literally nothing.
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Face it, your team's a joke.
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"Oh, we're Vipees and
we're besties!"
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Actual vom.
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Oi, oi, anyone for tennis?
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Oh, oh!
HOCKEY STICKS CLATTER
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And your coach doesn't have
a clue about basketball.
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Maybe, but even he knows the Vipers
deserve to represent Midvale.
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Even he...?
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I bet you've already got a plan
all plotted out, haven't you?
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"Please excuse Jessica early today
because she has
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"the dentist..."
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Oh.
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I don't need to do anything.
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You'll mess things up
all by yourself.
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Ha! As if.
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School dance fundraiser.
Enthusiasm is mandatory.
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Whoopie?
Mm-hm.
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Are we expected to dance?
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The clue is in the name, "dance".
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Yeah, I'm not going.
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Well, I am. Just wait till you see
how the ladies
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react to my moves.
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BEN LAUGHS
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MR HOLT: Not again!
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You can't quit! You signed
a binding contract!
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Rachel from the dance committee.
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Fifth person to drop out this week.
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Phew! Crisis averted!
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Yeah. Only a complete idiot would
sign up to the dance committee.
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I've signed the Vipers up
for dance committee!
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Give me one good reason why I should
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entrust this massively important
fundraising event to you.
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Well, no-one else will touch it.
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Plus, it'll be a great chance to see
how givey the Vipers truly are.
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A failed dance equals
moaning parents,
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equals my living nightmare.
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Ruin this at your peril.
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Well, he's obviously delighted,
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and the Vipers will be thrilled!
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We've entered actual hell!
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There's a reason why everyone quits
- it's a poisoned chalice!
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Yeah, you can never please anyone,
no matter what you do.
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Ah-ha!
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That's where the clever is -
because if we pull this off,
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we'll be heroes
and Holt will be like,
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"The Vipers can represent Midvale!
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"And the Cobras can wander into
the desert for years."
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Right! Cunning.
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So we'll all have jobs.
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Zara, you'll be on accounts.
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Nyla, security.
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And, Char, decorations.
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And I've given myself the most
importantest job of all.
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Acting normal?
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Creating a killer dance launch.
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I remember my first school dance.
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My amazing dress,
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Alan Costello in a tux.
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BRID SIGHS
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Good times.
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What's up with Jim?
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Existential crisis.
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Nothing a bit of whale song
won't sort.
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Oh, Mum's signature carrot cake!
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Especially for the tired
dance helpers
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beavering away upstairs.
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Yeah, we're not going or helping -
but I'll have two slices.
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Er, hang on!
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You mean, you're not going?
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Something to reveal AFTER
we'd got the cake.
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Well, I'm going. Er, not only should
you be going -
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you should be helpful
and do a job.
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She's got a point.
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I-I-If we were busy, they wouldn't
expect us to dance.
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Yeah, but busy doing what?
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Is she gone? Kill the music, DJ.
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That's it!
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We'll be DJs!
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Yes, that is an awesome idea!
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Whoa! There's a lot more to it
than cool threads
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and saying "wika-wika-wicked" a lot.
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You need an image.
We'll put our own spin on it.
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Get it?
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Never mind, come on.
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So much for a killer dance launch.
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And who's Midvale Dan?
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It's dance. We just couldn't afford
a C or E.
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How am I going to put this launch
into my design portfolio?
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Huh! This could ruin my career!
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Well, look on the bright side,
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there are no security issues.
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Yeah, because nobody's here.
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That's a point.
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Where is everyone?
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BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS
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We plant this tree in memory
of the school cat, Jasper.
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Jasper... is dead?
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I only just petted him this morning!
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That's because he's alive.
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He got adopted by Ms Dobbins
two roads over.
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Aoife, will you please show
some respect?
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I'd like to thank the Cobras for
giving back to the school,
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a lovely idea from a wonderful team.
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There's a full buffet inside.
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All welcome.
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I'd have thought you'd be too busy
organising the dance
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to gate-crash a memorial.
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Not a good start.
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Thought you had nothing planned.
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Just a small gesture to remind Holt
how selfless we are.
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How did the launch go?
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Oh, dear. Never mind.
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If it's giving back Holt wants,
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then we're going to give back
even harderer.
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Ahem!
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What have you got on netball?
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Er, I mean three on three?
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Dum Dum's Guide To Three On Three?
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No.
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Dum Dum's Guide To Basketball?
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No.
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Dum Dum's Guide To Sports
That Aren't Football?
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That's the one.
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OK, so we know Holt is literally
impossible to please,
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but he still loves the world's most
environmentally conscious boyband.
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Boyosphere.
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So I'll book a tribute act.
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But we still don't have a theme.
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I need inspo, stat.
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You know, I still have the dress
I wore for my first dance.
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You could wear it if you want.
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Uh! No, thanks, we're just going to
keep it more casual.
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It's not casual.
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It's a memory I'll treasure,
as your mum.
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Seeing you becoming a beautiful
young lady.
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Oh!
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Please, not the blubbing.
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Oh-ho! But I get it.
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It's OK.
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Yeah, i-it's fine. It's fine.
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You don't have to wear
my special dress.
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I-It doesn't matter.
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Ooh!
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Oh, Mum, of course I'd love
to wear your...
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...special dress.
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Ah, my eyes!
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Yes! I'll get my make-up case!
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A vintage prom theme.
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Girls in sophisticated dresses
and boys in tuxes.
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{\an8}Sophisticated?! Looks like
a birthday cake.
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{\an8}I vote vintage prom theme.
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I just want to see Aoife
in that dress.
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Second. Third. Fine.
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But I'm changing right before
I go in.
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She'll never know.
Best idea.
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I'm going to volunteer to chaperone
at the dance.
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Then I can see you in it all night!
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Oh!
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SCHOOL BELL RINGS
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I apologise for what's about
to happen.
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Yo, it's the renegade Clangstar!
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And the Conorsseur!
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Super cool DJs here
to save the dance
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and, wika-wika-wow, mix it up!
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Pew!
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Band in, DJs out.
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If we're not DJs, then we're
not going.
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You going to tell my mum that?
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Does it look like I have
a death wish?
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Exactly. So we have to go.
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But everyone will be watching us.
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Nah, they'll be focusing
on my moves.
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Yawn.
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Could you give us some lessons?
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Well, I've got Ashley Banjo later.
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But, yeah, I should be able
to squeeze you in.
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Do we actually think he can dance?
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He-he, any questions?
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Er, yes.
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Have you ever actually seen
yourself dancing?
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Yeah, that's how I bust moves.
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Don't say "bust moves", bro.
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Listen, you want to bust a dance?
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I just gave you the how-to.
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Oh.
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Oh, Ashley - got to bounce.
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Ooh! Ah!
260
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,519
This is not good.
261
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,799
I know. He is genuinely deluded.
262
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:36,519
No, I mean, who's going to teach us
to dance now?
263
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,040
We're doomed!
264
00:12:38,871 --> 00:12:42,759
I'm about to seal the deal
for the Vipers
265
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,280
to represent Midvale.
266
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,360
See you later.
267
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:58,719
Hello! Yes, I'd like to book one
of your big tribute acts
268
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,560
for our excellent school dance.
269
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,520
Yes, I'll hold.
270
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:07,999
The dance will suck,
271
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,199
Holt will pick the Cobras,
272
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,839
then it's, "Bye-bye, Vipees!"
273
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:11,999
Mm.
274
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,840
Yeah, I'd like to book Boyos...
275
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,919
What the actual...?!
276
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,839
WHISTLE BLOWS
277
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,319
No basket.
What?!
278
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,519
Time was up.
279
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,000
Basket doesn't count.
280
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:31,000
The ref... is with Jessica?
281
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,559
I'm nearly sure it was him.
282
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,319
The ref dropped Jessica off
at school.
283
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,519
Not this again.
284
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,999
How would they even know each other?
285
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,879
You could be hallucinating.
286
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,679
I mean, at some point today
you thought
287
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,240
those ribbons were a good look.
288
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,159
Yikes.
289
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,279
Being nearly sure about the ref
is not enough,
290
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,439
so we need to focus on the dance.
291
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,239
Yeah, let's crush her with dance.
292
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,399
Activate speech mode.
293
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,719
Print my posters, order more
sausage rolls
294
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,799
and get environmentally friendly
paper streamers.
295
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,279
We are going to be the team
that reps Midvale!
296
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,040
APPLAUSE
Woo!
297
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,999
Thank you.
298
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000
Tickets for the dance!
299
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,239
Why can't everybody just dance
as bad as us?
300
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,479
Or as good as me.
301
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,279
Bro, nobody dances like you.
302
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,480
I know.
303
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,639
If everyone danced like him,
304
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,240
then we wouldn't have to worry.
305
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,760
What if we make them dance like Ben?
306
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,720
I inputted your excellent moves,
and...
307
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,799
...I'll add a few details to keep
you anonymous.
308
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,999
Immortalised in a meme? About time.
309
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,879
How do we make that cool?
310
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,359
By doing nothing.
311
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,719
Kids these days don't know what's
cool till it goes viral.
312
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,759
Now we just create mystique
with a cool name.
313
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,319
So, did anyone find out who he is?
314
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,999
Who?
315
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,480
Midvale Dan.
316
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,839
Midvale Dan!
317
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:14,239
Perfect. Now we just post it and let
social media hysteria do the rest.
318
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,999
? Uh
319
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,399
? You just stepped in
the danger zone
320
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,999
? Man, you shoulda slept
Shoulda stayed at home
321
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,559
? What you gonna do? ?
LAUGHTER
322
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:26,279
? You better tell the competition
they better not sleep
323
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:29,560
? Cos what we're gonna do
gonna break that... ?
324
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,560
I know three on three.
325
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,360
Show me.
326
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,999
LIBRARIAN SIGHS
327
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,799
Well, you lost marks for saying
that the three-second rule
328
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,719
{\an8}is when you drop food on
the kitchen floor,
329
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,040
but...
330
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,319
Yes! That's a slam duke!
331
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,440
Ga! Ga! Yah!
332
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,680
Fire! Killer! Slay!
333
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,320
Not a word.
334
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,439
Belle of the ball!
335
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,999
Aw!
336
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,559
If Holt picks us, then looking like
a birthday cake
337
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,439
will totally be worth it!
338
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,799
OK, so let's get this party
started.
339
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:42,239
In three, two, one.
340
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,359
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
341
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,999
You look great!
342
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,640
Wow!
343
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,999
What are they wearing?
344
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,559
That's not the theme.
345
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,280
It's that stupid dance meme!
346
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,000
Ugh! Conor!
347
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:04,039
MUSIC PLAYS
348
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,519
? Last night... ?
349
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,879
Mission success!
350
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,839
Midvale Dan has penetrated
the school psyche!
351
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,999
We're legit influencers now!
352
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,279
Awesome! But when are we going to
tell everyone
353
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,399
that they're my moves?
354
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,199
The right moment will
present itself.
355
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,600
And then we soak up all the fame.
356
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,439
? Never be the same
357
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,919
? Never be the same. ?
358
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,280
There she is, barely keeping it
together!
359
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:34,359
Half the school is dressed like
some lame meme.
360
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:37,999
Actually, I have everything
under control.
361
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,999
{\an8}The Cute Animal Society
brought a donkey.
362
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,640
{\an8}Now they want carrots.
363
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,240
{\an8}I came prepared!
364
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,439
{\an8}The sausage rolls!
365
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,279
{\an8}I accidentally ordered...
366
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,559
{\an8}...vegan!
367
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,159
{\an8}Supply extra condiments.
368
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,040
{\an8}No-one will notice.
Roger.
369
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,199
{\an8}Copy that.
370
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,479
{\an8}There's a security breach
on the west side.
371
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,280
{\an8}Kids trying to get in for free.
372
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,840
{\an8}Lock and load.
373
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,959
MR HOLT: Well, this is all
surprisingly not terrible.
374
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,239
Sausage rolls are good.
375
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,279
I think you'll like this
next surprise, sir.
376
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,559
Just for you.
377
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,879
Boyosphere are heading to the stage!
378
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,359
Wait, really?
379
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,479
An evening with Boyosphere?
380
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,799
Actual OMG.
381
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,000
Hello, Midvale!
382
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,079
{\an8}Uh!
383
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,199
{\an8}Bleur!
384
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,279
{\an8}What the...?
385
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,559
{\an8}Strange.
386
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,399
{\an8}When did Boyosphere go all
death metal?
387
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,359
They didn't.
Welcome to hell!
388
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,040
Bleur!
389
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:50,000
So it turns out, whilst I was being
distracted by Jessica...
390
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,999
I'd like to book Boyo...
391
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,999
What the actual?!
392
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,839
...instead of booking Boyosphere,
393
00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:01,359
I actually booked Boys of Fear.
394
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:04,879
But I've had a mature chat
with the band.
395
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:09,399
Please! Just play some Boyosphere!
396
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,000
Please.
397
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:13,999
Please?
398
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,599
I've been hiding here ever since.
399
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,239
I'm too afraid to look!
400
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,639
We've been looking for you.
401
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,159
Yeah, what's up?
402
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,519
Isn't it obvious?
403
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,799
No way Holt will choose us now.
404
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,319
It's a mess.
405
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,679
No, it's going good.
406
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,359
Come and see.
407
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,279
Holt totally adored the band.
408
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,880
They're best buddies now.
409
00:19:34,881 --> 00:19:39,439
Turns out they're actually pretty
good at playing Boyosphere.
410
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:43,919
I absolutely loved your version
of Solar Panelled Heart.
411
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,399
Aw, it's a total success!
412
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,119
Go Vipers!
413
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,999
This bodes well for the Vipers
repping Midvale.
414
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,560
VIPERS: Woo!
415
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,839
This is amazing!
416
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,599
The Vipers are about to finish
another school year
417
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:00,999
on a total high!
418
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,479
And...
419
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,999
Wait a minute.
420
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,280
That's him! That's that ref!
421
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,999
? Never gonna stop
422
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,479
? Cos we never get enough
423
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,439
? We burn till we're out of time
Hey, hey, hey
424
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:15,999
? And when we get to the end... ?
AOIFE GROWLS
425
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,399
? We're gonna do it again
426
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,639
{\an8}? Cos tonight is when
we come alive... ?
427
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,519
{\an8}Uh! Oh!
428
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,999
{\an8}Code one security breach!
429
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,319
{\an8}Urgh! Aoife?
430
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,040
{\an8}What are you doing?
Uh!
431
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,680
And that's where we came in.
432
00:20:28,981 --> 00:20:32,159
Tell me you saw that guy just then.
433
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,879
Nope.
434
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,359
Oh, unless you mean Jessica's uncle?
435
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,519
Yeah, he just dropped off her phone.
436
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,639
She forgot it.
Wait, that's Jessica's uncle?
437
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,999
Yeah. You've probably seen him
before.
438
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,679
He refs basketball, too.
439
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,279
What?!
440
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,879
So I was right?
441
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,999
The ref is Jessica's uncle.
442
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,999
That's why we lost our last game!
443
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,519
The Cobras cheated!
444
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,359
And I want everyone to know!
445
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,439
APPLAUSE
446
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,279
Good evening, students.
447
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,999
First, I'd like to thank
you all for coming.
448
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,399
After a lot of effort
from the Vipers
449
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,599
and a very pleasant evening,
450
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,279
big shout-out to Boys of Fear...
451
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,239
Bleurgh!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
452
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,479
Bleurgh.
453
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,239
Vipers!
454
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,839
Sh! He's about to announce who reps
Midvale and who ceases to exist.
455
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,159
I literally can't handle
the tension!
456
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,679
Please be us.
457
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,399
I've just discovered
Jessica's uncle is the ref.
458
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,799
She cheated!
459
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:30,239
What? Seriously?!
Ahh!
460
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,879
I'm telling Holt... now.
461
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,519
What?! No, no.
462
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,319
Holt hates when you
do things like this.
463
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,799
Don't rock the boat!
464
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,599
Hold her! Agh!
465
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,479
OK, so time for a big recap.
466
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,479
It all started
when the Cobras were like...
467
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,079
Midvale Cobras will easily get
promoted to League Two.
468
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,719
Then, we're coming for you Vipers.
469
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,199
They played really well all season.
Yes!
470
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,959
{\an8}We won our league yesterday.
So? We're going to win ours, too.
471
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,639
But we didn't.
472
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,919
Time was up.
Basket doesn't count.
473
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,759
We were robbed by a dodgy ref!
474
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,839
But it was just before the buzzer.
475
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,319
Final decision.
476
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,119
Now we're both in the same league.
477
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,279
Holt has a big decision to make.
478
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,039
A school can only have
one team per league.
479
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,159
And it's not looking
good for the Vipers.
480
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,559
The end of the Vipers.
481
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,719
And it's all Jessica's fault.
482
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,919
Can't wait.
483
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,999
The Vipers could cease to exist.
484
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,119
It's just not right.
Justice must be done!
485
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,759
That's why I'm going to do this.
486
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,159
Agh! Aoife! No, wait!
487
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,079
I have decided that the team
to represent Midvale is...
488
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,239
Wait!
489
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,639
Oh, what now?!
490
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,359
Jessica got the ref to cheat.
Oh, for the love of...
491
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,439
Why on earth would he agree to that?
492
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,199
SHE SMIRKS
493
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,079
Because he's her uncle.
494
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,799
GASPING
495
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:46,479
Is this true?
Is Aoife right about something?!
496
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,959
So what if she is?
497
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,519
You know how annoying
the Vipers are.
498
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,080
I mean, that is true.
499
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,880
We're the better team anyway.
500
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,599
The Vipers are done.
501
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,760
We're besties.
We're never done.
502
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,839
It's not all about "being besties".
503
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,999
Just because all you have is clones.
504
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,399
It's about winning, and we did.
505
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,759
True, Cobras are better,
but you also cheated.
506
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,319
So, I'm picking...
You think they're better than us?
507
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,879
Does it matter?
Of course it matters! Right.
508
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:22,119
We'll prove that, unlike Cobras,
we're besties, and we're the best.
509
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,679
Match.
Winner represents Midvale.
510
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,879
Right here, right now.
511
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,719
It's a dance.
It's a court.
512
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,799
Are you actually that stupid, Aoife?
We'll win.
513
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,239
Let's see, then.
514
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,639
Winner represents Midvale?
515
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,079
Agreed, but you have to wait
until I finish my speech.
516
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,559
THEY SIGH
517
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,320
And that is the end of my speech.
518
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,480
Game on.
519
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,480
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
520
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,959
Wait. Who's going to ref?
We need someone who's fair.
521
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,559
Me! I'll do it.
522
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,719
Hand me that whistle.
523
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,760
Do you know 3x3?
524
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,840
That's one minute.
525
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,440
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
526
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:23,359
Let's get some pass and move going.
527
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:27,639
Nyla, set a ball screen for Aoife
for an easy first bucket.
528
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,879
And watch clone three,
she's a lefty.
529
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:36,639
Right. Time to serve justice with
a side helping of Viper venom.
530
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,359
I had that line prepared.
531
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:42,079
Hands in for the last time
this season.
532
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,639
Maybe last time, full stop.
533
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,519
No, Vipers forever!
534
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,879
We got this.
535
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,240
ALL: One, two, three!
536
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:58,560
MUSIC: Half Man, Half Machine
by Clement Marfo
537
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,079
I'm going to enjoy ending
you Vipers.
538
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,879
And I'm going to enjoy ending
that smug look on your face.
539
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,319
WHISTLE BLOWS
540
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,839
Ball's live!
541
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,360
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
542
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,040
Move!
543
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:33,160
MUSIC: Half Man, Half Machine
by Clement Marfo
544
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,399
We need this!
545
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,880
The next point wins!
546
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,240
Try the hook shot.
547
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,680
WHISTLE BLOWS
548
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,959
Yes!
549
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,680
Let justice be served.
I had that line prepared, too.
550
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:31,200
ALL: Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers,
Vipers, Vipers, Vipers!
551
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,320
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
552
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,319
Come on!
553
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:48,280
Welcome to the stage
Midvale Dan, AKA Ben!
554
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,400
Come on, Jess. Join in.
555
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:04,520
DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES
556
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,559
The Vipers have won and
the dance is a hit,
557
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,439
and I'm on top of the world!
558
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,920
SHE SCREAMS
559
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,040
? Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, do
560
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,520
? Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, do. ?
561
00:27:37,570 --> 00:27:42,120
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