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OUT OF TUNE:
? From this broken world we live in
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? We need to stay
and share the love... ?
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Get off! Get off the stage.
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? We know
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BOOING
? What we know
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? What we know-oh
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? What we know. ?
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What we... know.
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What are they on about?
It's like I can't sing or something.
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SHE LAUGHS
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BOOING CONTINUES
I need a rewind.
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Now!
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Big match coming up.
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I'm feeling good about it,
but I'm not the only one.
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Go, Vipers. Thanks, Coach.
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Nice poster.
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What? That old thing?
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Good luck on the match on Friday.
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It's a must-win, right?
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Well, yeah. But when you're as
good as us, you don't need luck.
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Those Bears are going down.
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Why are Jess' Cobras still training?
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They're in the league below us,
but... They've improved!
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Wow! You're not completely
embarrassingly awful any more!
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AOIFE CHUCKLES
Now get off.
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It's 12:30, which means it's
time for our training session.
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SHE CHUCKLES
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Did we go a minute over?
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We'll go. Unless...
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...we could help you train.
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Maybe a little practice match.
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A practice session, you say?
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Interesting.
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Oh, what are you doing? Get off!
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Stop resisting!
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Why... What are you doing?
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OK. What are you doing?
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Saving ourselves! We know you.
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You were 100% going to agree
to that practice match
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and then bet all our cash or...
Jim. ..on the result.
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Or something important,
like my shoe collection.
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Why are you assuming we'd lose?
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We've lost our last two matches.
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Yeah, but only just.
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Statistically speaking, we're most
definitely on a losing streak.
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I feel really sick.
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And I'm shaking.
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And everyone just keeps
wishing us good luck
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against the Bears on Friday. It's
like they know we'll need it, Aoife.
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Wow, guys, woman up!
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Yeah, we've lost a
few matches recently,
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but we're still in the top half
of our league.
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But the Cobras are winning theirs.
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All that's happened here is,
you've lost your confidence.
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And smashing the Cobras, who are
the league below us, remember,
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is just what we need
to bring ourselves back up
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before our match
against the Bears on Friday.
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Oh, my days.
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She's like a meerkat.
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A vicious, glossy meerkat.
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So, about that match. Are we on?
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Well, Jessica...
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Wow, my heart's still really going,
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and my hands are quite sweaty too.
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And my legs - they're shaking.
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ECHOING: Lost our last two matches.
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Losing streak, definitely.
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Feel sick, shaking.
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Must-win!
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SHE WHIMPERS
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No, actually, we can't.
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What is happening to me?
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It's happened to me too.
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I've... I've lost my confidence.
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SHE GASPS
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Ugh, we need to find
something to do.
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100%. I am bored.
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Only boring people get bored...
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...is what my mum says,
and she is clearly very wrong.
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Very wrong.
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You, boy, Ben, I just had a call.
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Stupid plumber has flooded my house.
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Something to do with
a backup of rose petals.
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Anyway, I need to get home and
I'll be gone for a couple of days.
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Tell the office. Er, yes, Uncle.
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Of course, Uncle.
HE CHUCKLES
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But before we do any of that,
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anybody want a sneaky poke
around the head's office?
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I mean, knowing he's not
coming back to bust us.
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Oh, dear me, no.
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Get in!
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Next.
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Burger, please.
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Oh, wait - I don't think
I should have a burger.
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Why's that?
Cos we're not good enough
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and we don't deserve nice things.
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That's it.
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Sprout curry, then.
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Are you sure?
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It's horrible.
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Sounds about right.
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Yes! Comfy chair!
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Oh, dartboard.
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Nice!
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Ah! A bit of an expert
with the old arrows.
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HE CLEARS THROAT
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HE CLEARS THROAT
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GLASS TINKLES
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Yeah. I'd like to see you do that.
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Cake drawer!
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Oh, Holt's really
gotten behind on his paperwork.
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Oh, is this a dream?
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There's got to be more
we can do with it.
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Like what? I don't know, do I?
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Look, I do the big ideas, like
bringing us here in the first place.
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I don't do boring little details.
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Do you think these are ordered
in date of receipts or...
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Oh, er, right.
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Well, theoretically,
if no-one knows Holt's left,
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we could hide out in here and
be in charge of the school
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until he gets back?
But that is very...
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It's our office now!
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THEY LAUGH
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Move it, lanky.
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Jessica just called me lanky.
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She's so cool.
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What did I just say?
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Shaking is just so unchic!
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All these nines,
they're clearly just sympathy marks.
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SHE EXHALES HEAVILY
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Guys, we're losing everything
that makes us us.
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We have to do something.
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Maybe if we don't get our swag back,
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then the Bears will
trounce us on Friday.
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DING-DONG
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This is Mr Holt.
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Conor, Clanger and Ben are
excused from all lessons
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for the rest of the week, yeah?
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As they are helping me
with important,
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totally cool, school business.
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Roger, or over, or whatever.
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2,000 paperclips?!
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He's got me 2,000 paperclips
for my birthday?
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Lol! Sucks to be you.
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I think you'll find
that's awesome, actually.
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Yeah, I'm a big paperclip guy.
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Yeah, 100%.
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It's a great gift.
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Some of these reports
are due in tomorrow.
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Maybe if I just highlight
the most urgent things.
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Pale pink for staff evaluations,
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pastel yellow for
governor's reports.
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Red for total spanners.
HE CHUCKLES
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Will you two get involved?
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Announce some new school rules.
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No chance.
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There's already too many baby-blue
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serious disciplinary
breaches here already.
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Well, I've got some. Yes, mate!
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OK, just keep the noise down.
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I've got a hell of a lot to do here.
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Slime green for escaped children.
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All right, listen up.
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Tomorrow will now be...
Bring Your Hamster To School Day.
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AS MR HOLT: And I'll also
be introducing wrestling.
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Sh, shut up.
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A talent show. Over.
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My hamster escaped.
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Probably couldn't stand
living with someone
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so much more dumber than he was.
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OK, we need to do something.
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And I think I know someone
who can help... probably.
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Lovie, I'm not sure
there's any quick fix
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for building people's
confidence back up.
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I think it's quite a slow process.
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But I don't have time
to do this properly.
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We're broken and our match
against the Bears is this Friday!
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Ooh! Get More Confident Now!
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Oh, no, not that one.
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Or else! Now we're talking.
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We just shouldn't play.
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At least that way
no-one will see us lose.
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SHE SHRIEKS
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This is going to fix you.
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I'm confident it'll work, and I can
say that because I've read it.
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Check it out.
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Mermaid leggings.
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Only an extremely confident
person would be able to wear these.
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There's also a whole chapter
on the power of shiny clothes.
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Luxury silver lame
does give me life.
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Other chapters include Wearing
Shoulder Pads In Your Armpits.
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They help absorb nervous sweat
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and make you look extremely
confident in a power pose.
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Corridors - own them, and never,
ever move out of the way for anyone.
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Forms of address.
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Always use bruh.
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And, most importantly, criticism.
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Reject any doubt or
negativity as jealousy.
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I don't know.
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Oh, my days, Zara, can
you be any more jealous?
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Bruh.
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Oh, I feel better. I do.
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OK, let's give it a try.
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This is going to be epic!
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Never underestimate the power
of shiny clothes
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to increase confidence.
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Zara!
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You just can't handle my flame,
Miss.
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Stop trying to bring me down...
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...bruh.
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BELL RINGS
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Express your confidence
by never, ever
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moving out of the way for anyone.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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ACTION MOVIE MUSIC PLAYS
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Whenever your confidence
abandons you,
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wear armpit shoulder pads
to absorb the nervous sweat.
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Where are my armpit shoulder pads?
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SHE LAUGHS
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Hah!
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CHEERING
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Is that my science project?
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It's just a clock.
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You're welcome!
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I'm trying to work.
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10-4 to me.
You've got to up your game.
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Oh, I will, mate.
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Watch... this.
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Will you stop this?!
I'm trying to concentrate.
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Dinner lady evaluations
are due this afternoon.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Head... head teacher?
The door's locked.
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It's Miss Shushy.
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Yes? Mr Holt?
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Erm, this is he.
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Shout through.
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AS MR HOLT: It's something new. I'm
trying to improve staff confidence.
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SNIGGERING
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Uh...
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Er, do you have time to...
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I-I actually can't hear you.
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RAISED VOICE:
Have you got time to... Sh!
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Find your voice. Come on.
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Have you got time to meet Conor
and Aoife's mother this afternoon?
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SHE LAUGHS
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That's much better. You've found
your voice. Keep it up now.
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LAUGHING: Yes! I'm proud of you.
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Er, and, no, absolutely not.
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I am a very busy adult man.
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That's fine. Tell her two o'clock.
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Yes, Head Teacher.
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SHE YODELS
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What are you playing at?
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How are we going to have a meeting
without getting busted?
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I don't know, but, if my mum
wants to talk to my head teacher,
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I have to know what it's about.
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We are so confident right now.
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BOTH: Whoo!
I feel like we can do anything.
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Yes! Like enter
the school talent show?
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Yes. Yeah. I could sing!
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Weren't you banned from singing
at your last school?
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00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,919
Because people were violently...
...physically sick?
263
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,199
Yeah.
264
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,800
Haters! Trying to dim my shine.
265
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,439
What's your point? Yes! Go, Aoife!
266
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,919
Yeah. Yes! ALL: Go, Aoife!
267
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,559
Whoo! Brace yourselves.
268
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,760
This is going to rock!
269
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,799
Like we practised.
270
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,319
Mr Holt, thanks so much for...
271
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,199
Oh. You've...
272
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,439
There's a...
273
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,039
You've got a cat on your face.
274
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,599
Yes. It got stuck there.
275
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,439
I'm terrible with this
new-fangled technology.
276
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:27,359
I'd rather devote my energy
to teaching and discipline.
277
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,439
HE CHUCKLES
278
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,719
Right. Yeah. Ask what she wants.
279
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,519
What do you want, then? A date?
280
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,039
Erm, no.
281
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,719
Thanks.
SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
282
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,999
It's... it's my two.
283
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,639
I think the pressure of school
might be getting to them.
284
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:46,679
Aoife's always been so confident,
but now she seems really shaken.
285
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,359
Oh, boohoo.
286
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,039
AVATAR CHUCKLES
287
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,080
Sorry?
288
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,519
That's awful. Go on.
289
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,239
And Conor's been up so late working.
290
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:02,479
He's a diligent, handsome lad.
291
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,119
But what can I do about it?
292
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,759
If there's a chance,
maybe get them to lighten up a bit?
293
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,559
Remind them that they're brilliant
294
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,079
and that everyone needs to
have fun now and then.
295
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,199
OK, great. Will do. Bye.
296
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,519
Bye.
SHE SCOFFS
297
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:21,119
Did you hear that, Con-snot?
She said we need to have fun.
298
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,639
And I completely agree...
299
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:28,679
...if I can find room
in an incredibly packed schedule.
300
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,039
THEY GROAN
301
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,799
You're all entering
the school talent contest.
302
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,639
That's brilliant.
303
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,839
What are you going to do?
304
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,039
I'm going to do a
stand-up comedy act.
305
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,439
Brilliant.
Have you done that before?
306
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,679
Nah, but how hard can it be?
307
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,399
I'm doing a karate demo.
308
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,559
Chah! Ooh!
309
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,759
I didn't know you knew karate.
I don't.
310
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,359
Bagpipes.
311
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,039
Literally touching them
for the first time on stage.
312
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,799
Exciting. Right.
313
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,399
Are you entering, Aoife?
314
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,039
Yeah, bruh.
What are you going to...?
315
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,559
Sing, of course!
316
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,839
Sing?
317
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,959
After what happened at St Joseph's?
318
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,199
Yeah. It's going to be amaze.
319
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,959
{\an8}And then we're going to play against
the Bears and absolutely smash them.
320
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,040
SHE SIGHS
This is all my fault, Mr Holt.
321
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,479
SHE INHALES SHARPLY
322
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,399
OK. Listen, girls.
323
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,559
Do you think maybe you're
being a bit overconfident?
324
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,799
Is that even a thing? Yeah.
325
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:26,319
And, actually, it can be worse
than being underconfident.
326
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,639
Nerves aren't a bad thing.
327
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:31,719
They just mean you care,
that you want to win.
328
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,919
But losing all doubt
can lead to disaster,
329
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:38,319
as I know after two
boxercise classes
330
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:43,279
led to me signing up for
a bout against an actual giant.
331
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,479
Three reconstructive surgeries.
332
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,759
SHE LAUGHS
Guys, don't listen to her.
333
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,599
Aoife! Nothing's going to stop us
from performing on stage
334
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,999
in front of everyone in school.
335
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,079
So back off, jellyfish.
336
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,120
Let's go!
337
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,879
PHONE RINGS
338
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,599
Hello, Midvale.
339
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,719
AS MR HOLT:
Oh, er, hello, Aoife's mum.
340
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,719
You haven't reconsidered that date,
have you?
341
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,399
Oh, great.
342
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,880
Er, what can I do for you?
343
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,799
Sing? She can't!
344
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,400
Not after St Joseph's.
345
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,719
Er, how did I hear about that?
346
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:29,599
Erm, everyone heard about that.
347
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,359
But, no, I-I totally agree.
348
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,199
She'd completely embarrass herself.
349
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,319
I'll see what I can do.
350
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,159
OK. Night, night.
351
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,160
Night. Night, night. Love you.
352
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,719
School talent show cancelled?!
353
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,959
What?! Deprive this lot
of the chance to see me
354
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,359
unleash Aoife the Diva?
355
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:07,520
Doesn't quite rhyme,
but we're just going to go with it.
356
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,799
This talent contest is happening.
357
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,559
Mm-hm.
358
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,999
Yes.
359
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,919
Should we just go to lesson?
360
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:23,159
Yeah, triple geography or listen to
Conor bore on about safeguarding.
361
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,359
Tough choice.
HE CHUCKLES
362
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:26,719
Morning!
363
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,599
Who wants to have some fun?
364
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,280
M-maybe.
365
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,479
Hello. This is Mr Holt.
366
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,959
I would like to order three large
pepperoni pizzas
367
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,519
for immediate delivery, please.
368
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,559
And charge it to my account.
369
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,120
BOTH: Yes!
370
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,279
Talent show, now! Ask me how!
371
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,919
Cancel Holt!
372
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,400
Not the talent show!
373
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:59,039
Aoife, is there any chance the
cancellation might be a good thing?
374
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,159
What?!
375
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,159
It's just, we've been
thinking about what your mum said.
376
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,799
Maybe we shouldn't perform things
we haven't tried before.
377
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:09,999
Things some of us have actually
been told we're really bad at...
378
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,359
FAKE COUGHING: St Joseph's.
379
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,879
...for the first time
in front of everyone.
380
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,119
OMG.
381
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,559
My mum's really got to them.
382
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,360
She's shaken their confidence.
383
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,719
SHE SIGHS
384
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,720
I have to show them
how wrong my mum is... somehow.
385
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,399
Hang on.
386
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,440
I know.
387
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:38,039
INDISTINCT CHATTER
388
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,239
Hello.
389
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,399
CHATTER CONTINUES
390
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,679
Excuse me, could you just...?
391
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,799
SHE GROANS
392
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,679
Shut up and listen!
393
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,159
CHATTER STOPS
394
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,639
Thanks so much.
395
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,399
So I'm going to sing a little song,
396
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,639
and this one goes out to my teamies
397
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,879
and friends.
398
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:05,120
I just hope they can realise how
insanely amazingly awesome I am.
399
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,679
And they are too.
400
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,440
MUSICAL INTRO PLAYS
401
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,119
CROWD CHEERS
402
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:20,479
? Of all the things we've done
403
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,959
? We'll overcome our sadness
404
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,279
? And escape from all this madness
405
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,559
? And although...
CHEERING
406
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,719
? We feel... ?
407
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,359
Well, that's how it
sounded in my head.
408
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,599
TUNELESSLY:
? From this broken world we live in
409
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,399
? We need to stay and share the love
BOOING
410
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,359
? We know
411
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,239
? What we know
412
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:48,079
LAUGHTER
? What we know-oh... ?
413
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,799
Everyone's laughing.
414
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,879
? What we know... # So embarrassing!
415
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,039
The worst part is,
she's doing it for us.
416
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,479
Let's show her some support.
417
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,999
THEY CHEER
418
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,599
TUNELESSLY:
? From this broken world we live in
419
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:08,279
? We need to stay and
share the love we know
420
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,559
? Share the love we know
BOOING
421
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,119
? Whoa-oh. ?
422
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,959
Crushed it.
423
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,119
OK.
424
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,560
OK, ready?
425
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,759
This is Mr Holt.
426
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,599
Today the timetable
will be changing.
427
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:31,519
Teachers will teach
proper subjects, including,
428
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,199
er, fire juggling.
429
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,799
THEY LAUGH
430
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:38,319
Emceeing like an absolute king!
431
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,359
THEY LAUGH
432
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,399
KNOCK AT DOOR
433
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,080
ALL: Pizza!
434
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,999
Please say you've changed job.
435
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,959
You're going to wish I had.
436
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,079
HE CHUCKLES WEAKLY
437
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,560
What the hell is going on here?!
438
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,639
So, as you can see, the Vipers
are back to their nervy shells
439
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,359
of their former selves.
440
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,159
So I think it's
time for a quick recap.
441
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,319
So I came into school like,
"Who needs luck?
442
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,639
"When you're as good as us,
you don't need luck."
443
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,399
Those Bears are going down!
444
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,319
And then Jessica was like...
Maybe a little practice match?
445
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,079
And these guys were like,
"No! What about my shoes?"
446
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,039
Because they'd
lost their confidence.
447
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,159
I'm shaking.
448
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,479
Which I did solve.
449
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,439
We are so confident right now.
450
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,999
Then my mum was like...
You're being a bit overconfident.
451
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,959
Which turned out to be true.
452
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,239
And then there was the world's worst
version of Share The Love We Know.
453
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,239
? From this broken world
we live in... ?
454
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,479
And these guys are still
saying stuff like...
455
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,239
Oh, well, I guess it's
time to lose the game.
456
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,039
And...
Would it be bad to just leg it?
457
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,400
Luckily, they've got me.
458
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,360
Guys, we're so going to win this.
459
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,319
How? Are you joking?
460
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,319
You guys have just
embarrassed yourself
461
00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,959
in front of the entire school.
462
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,679
If you can do that,
then you can do this.
463
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,919
I still feel really nervous.
464
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,199
Hey, it's OK.
465
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,839
Nerves are good.
466
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,399
Remember what my mum said?
467
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,839
Don't be embarrassed to use
the cream and it'll go away?
468
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,159
No!
469
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,199
About nerves meaning
we just want to win.
470
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,519
We just have to use them.
471
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:23,239
And I've heard imagining the
opposition as big babies also helps.
472
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,160
THEY CHUCKLE
Let's go!
473
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,159
Come on!
474
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,399
Come on, guys.
475
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,800
The ball's live.
476
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,679
SHE BREATHES DEEPLY
477
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,359
I'm really nervous.
478
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,360
I'm free.
479
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,839
Yes!
SHE LAUGHS
480
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,880
Come on!
481
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,720
What are you doing?
482
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,640
CHEERING
Yes!
483
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,159
AOIFE'S MUM: Woohoo!
484
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,959
I actually really like this.
485
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,360
You look amazing.
486
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,359
Yes!
487
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,680
Yes, Aoife.
488
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,680
WHISTLE BLOWS
Foul.
489
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,319
ECHOING: And, together,
we can do anything.
490
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,679
? Raise your game
491
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,159
? Now it's your time
492
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,519
? Let's step on the stage
493
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,719
? Everybody's anticipating
Get them engaged
494
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,079
? You wanted an opportunity... ?
495
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,160
CHEERING
Yay!
496
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,959
? Be the king of the hill
497
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,319
? Looking like a shark fin
498
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,720
? Coming in for the kill... ?
499
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:07,199
The most horrific, appalling example
of delinquent behaviour I've...
500
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,959
You'll get sick
if you eat that much.
501
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,000
No, I won't.
502
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:15,359
The only thing that makes me
feel sick is you lot.
503
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,319
Now, dismissed.
504
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,679
And you're in detention for life.
505
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,359
KNOCK AT DOOR
Mr Holt.
506
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,599
Er, sorry to disturb.
507
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,599
I just wanted to thank you.
No problem, Coach. What for?
508
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,879
Er, my evaluation.
509
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,719
On time.
510
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,959
Very pleased.
511
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,199
I think all us staff feel
512
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:38,279
that the school's just been
run really well lately.
513
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,079
Er, and these new lessons, well...
514
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,919
Now, I can emcee
like an absolute king!
515
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,439
HE BEATBOXES
516
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,359
Rinse it! That's me!
J to the I to the M emcee!
517
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,999
Make some noise!
HE IMITATES EXPLOSION
518
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,599
Boom! Whoo!
519
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,879
Whoo!
520
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:00,879
And also, er, the change in
Miss Bronte has been a joy to see.
521
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:08,880
SHE YODELS OPERATICALLY
522
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:16,079
SHE HOLDS LONG HIGH NOTE
523
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,879
HE IMITATES EXPLOSION
524
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:23,919
Perhaps you weren't as disgustingly
badly behaved as...
525
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,239
So you going to thank us,
then, or what?
526
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,519
Thank you? Oh, no problem.
527
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,559
I-I'll settle for you just
cancelling our punishment.
528
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,119
I'll think about it. Get out.
529
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:37,759
Er, hang on,
what about our Pepperoni Supreme?
530
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,439
Yeah, it was a mega deal.
531
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,200
Get out! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!
532
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,479
Well done, Aoife. Thanks, Jamie!
533
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,519
Aoife, I hear you sang
Share The Love We Know earlier.
534
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,239
Sad to have missed it.
535
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,159
Mock me if you like, sir, but
nothing's bringing me down today.
536
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,479
I'm not mocking anyone.
537
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:01,679
It's my favourite song,
538
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:05,039
particularly the very touching
Boyosphere version.
539
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,639
Er... So I've arranged for you
to perform it again
540
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,479
on Friday in assembly.
541
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,039
- What?! No, I can't.
- Oh, come now, girl.
542
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,479
What you need is a little bit
more self-confidence.
543
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,800
Where's your swag?
544
00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:20,400
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