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ALL CHANT: Chop, chop,
chop, chop, chop!
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OK, so this might take
a bit of explaining.
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ALL CHANT: Chop,
chop, chop, chop, chop!
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CHANTING CONTINUES
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But it's going to have to be quick.
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Chop, chop.
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Sorry about this.
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Here comes the rewind!
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{\an8}So, me and Jess are currently
having a free throw comp.
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{\an8}Just a bit of fun...
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{\an8}...that I absolutely must win.
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{\an8}Yes!
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{\an8}Oh, yeah.
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{\an8}That's 5-0, Meefa.
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{\an8}Next one to miss loses.
State the obvious much?
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Yes, I do, Nyla.
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Now I'm going to score.
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Now Aoife will miss
and lose the bet we made.
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Hmm! Aoife?
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What bet?
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How about whichever team loses
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has to change their team's name to
The Losers for a whole week?
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Hmm...
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Hurry up and lose, Meefa.
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Like I'm going to miss.
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Oops.
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So now everyone's calling us
The Losers,
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and there's nothing
we can do about it.
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You kids exaggerate
a billion times a day.
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I'm sure it's not everyone.
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EVERYONE: Losers! Losers! Losers!
Losers! Losers! Losers! Losers!
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CHANTING CONTINUES
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At least it's just for a week.
But what if it sticks?
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It took ages for The Vipers
to put respect on our names.
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And now it's gone,
thanks to Jessica.
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And me, I suppose.
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But I just need to smash
this loser tag,
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this Jessica, and these eggs.
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If it's a fight you're after,
we've got a battle re-enactment
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as part of
Interactive History Week.
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No, thanks.
Sounds well weird.
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There is nothing weird about playing
a historical character
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in full costume to educate your
fellow students.
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It's like he can't see himself.
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Your brother is using his
big history brain
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to play the queen's
special little adviser.
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Just special adviser, Mum.
Stop adding little.
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The lads think it sounds daft,
but they'll change their tune
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when they see my Venetian breeches.
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HORN BLARES
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Think I'll wear my own breeches,
thank you.
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I'm awesome being myself.
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Yourself? You mean a LOSER!
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ECHOING: Loser! Loser! Loser...
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Sign up, will you, love?
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Not many people have,
and Jim's nervous
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because Mr Holt's on holiday
and left him in charge.
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You'll be the boss of everyone
if you play Queen Victoria.
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Victoria? Jim, this whole
week's about Queen Elizabeth I.
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Who's he?
HORN BLARES
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Oh, no! Conor lecture incoming.
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Elizabeth I ruled over this
country's Golden Age.
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She inspired my sweet threads,
revitalised art and literature.
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Her ships defeated the mighty
Spanish Armada
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in an epic battle and...
This could go on for a while.
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She kept her own cousin, Mary, Queen
of Scots, prisoner for 18 years.
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Which seems harsh,
but family can be annoying.
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Rude!
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But she does sound like a legend.
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And this boaty battle thingy,
that's on Friday, yeah?
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Thursday, Jim.
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We're recreating Queen Elizabeth's
epic victory on the playing field.
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So, this Queen Elizabeth person
gets to be Conor's boss,
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have their own captive,
and win a battle
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in front of the entire school!
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Hmm.
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The Vipers are winners. Say it!
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ALL CHANT: Winners! Winners!
Winners! Winners!
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CHANTING CONTINUES
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Sign me up, Jim.
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I'm playing a queen.
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Which queen was that again?
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You know, what Conor said.
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The prison one with the... cousin?
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Right. Uh... Oh, and make sure
there's a jail cell,
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and that Jessica plays
the other cousin.
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Other cousin. Right.
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Hmm.
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STRANGLED NOTE
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I can play that thing with my nose,
you know? That's gross!
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The queen commands the following
students take part in History Week.
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Please not Clanger, please not
Clanger. Please not Clanger.
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Clanger. But I said please!
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And Ben.
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Everyone wants a bit of Ben.
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RENAISSANCE MUSIC
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I thought you'd be happy
I got you out of lessons.
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Not when you have us pushing
an actual pretend well.
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Which I notice you're not doing.
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William Cecil doesn't
do manual labour.
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Who? My incredibly high-achieving
character.
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It's just pretend.
Not this week, it's not.
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The whole point of interactive
learning is living like it's real.
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Don't you want to win
the battle for your queen?
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To recreate the sights,
the sounds, the smells?
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Smells? I want that job.
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Smells isn't a job, Clanger.
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Well, advise Queeny to
make it one then.
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Oh, make us King while you're at it.
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She didn't have a king.
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A prince then.
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My hair's too good to be
anything less.
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If I do this, you two take part
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and admit that history,
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and by association, me,
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are very cool. Mmm. Mmm.
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I'm taking that as a yes.
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Ta-dah!
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Bow before your queen.
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First job,
bowing lessons for everyone.
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I've been called
a loser 15 times today.
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Twice by teachers.
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All thanks to you.
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Ha! Thanks to Your Majesty, actually.
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Aoife, your stupid bet could mean
we're known as The Losers forever.
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We won't. Watch this.
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Boy!
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Your queen requires
fizzy drinks.
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That was impressive!
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That's nothing.
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Chair girl, I wish to sit down.
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Ah!
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I forgot, I sent chair girl to
go get more chairs.
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My point is, everyone has to
do what the queen says this week.
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Ultimate girl boss.
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Exactly.
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So, when I, and my royal teamies,
win the battle,
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it'll be like The Loser thing
never even happened.
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In a way, we'll all be queens.
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Yas, queen.
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But only me, though, technically.
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So, what do we do then?
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I'm so glad she asked.
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Nyla, with your no-nonsense
toughness,
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your queen commands you to be
chief jailer and executioner.
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JIM VOCALISES
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One jail, Your Majesty.
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Where's my executioner's weapons?
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Weapons, weapons, weapons.
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A toilet brush?
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You do have an axe, but I lost it.
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But I'll find it! Don't brush me.
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And, Char, your wicked style
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makes you a perfect lady-in-waiting.
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This dress would
look adorby on you...
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...and hide your massive feet.
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She's right.
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They're enormous.
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Zara, you'll be designing
and making ships for the battle.
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Because of my keen interest
in naval warfare?
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My design credentials?
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My geometry scores?
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Yeah... all of that.
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It was the only job left, wasn't it?
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Oh! And you should make some stocks,
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ready for when we chop
Jessica's head off.
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SCREAMING
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Aoife, why are all the clothes
with your name on so...
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...raggedy?
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Jim, who's Mary, Queen of Scots?
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The one you wanted to play.
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The queen with the cousin,
the... prison one.
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Who? I explained this.
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Queen Elizabeth had
a Scottish cousin,
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Mary, Queen of Scots, who wanted
to be Queen of England, too.
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So Elizabeth threw her in jail,
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and she was never let out.
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Never? So I've gone from being the
queen of winning everything
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to being stuck in that thing all
week?
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No, no, no. Of course not.
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You get beheaded on Wednesday.
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Headless is a bold look,
but I can work with it.
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The battle's on Thursday.
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How am I supposed to beat Spain
without a head?
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You won't. Whoever's playing
Queen Elizabeth will.
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The queen with the cousin!
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Oh, Meefa, the bars really suit you.
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Annoyingly, she's right.
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I'm totally pulling this off.
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I wasn't going to get involved,
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but then Jim said how much you
wanted me to play your cousin.
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Oh, great.
It's my fault, again.
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How could I refuse such a kind
offer from my favourite loser?
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Mm-hm.
You're still our queen.
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Actually, losers,
I'm the queen you work for.
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And I've got lots of work for you to
do, so you'll be coming with me.
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Take her away, jailer.
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Do I have to?
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Your Majesty?
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Yes, please. Find my axe.
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Enjoy it while it lasts, cos I'm
totally not taking this lying down.
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Ah!
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Kind of think you are, cuz.
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Could this be any more humiliating?
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Ha-ha, loser!
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ALL CHEER
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Turns out the answer was
a very soggy yes.
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Says here Mary, Queen of Scots
was well treated in prison.
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ALL CHEER
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The queen thought throwing wet
sponges at her would be more fun.
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ALL CHEER
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She was right.
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Great work, gang.
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They literally never miss.
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How big must my face be?
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Are we allowed to
be in Mr Holt's office?
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I can go where I please
because I am queen.
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Uh, of course.
My apologies, Your Majesty.
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What do you want from me?
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A favour, Your Majesty.
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If you could make my friend,
Ben, royalty,
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that would mean a lot to me
personally.
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And I have been a loyal servant
for many years.
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And you are?
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William Cecil, your special adviser.
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Ugh, fine.
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Tell Jim to make Ben King of Spain.
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He can lose the battle to me.
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Small detail,
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the Spanish King wasn't
actually at the battle.
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It looks better if I beat the King,
so make that happen.
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OK? Tell him to cry when he loses.
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That's not historically accurate.
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Isn't it your job to do
whatever your queen demands?
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Well, yes.
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Yes, Your Majesty.
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Good.
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Then stand on one leg.
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Now flap your arms like a swan.
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But make a noise like a cow.
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Uh, m... moo, moo, moo, moo, moo!
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I'm going to enjoy this.
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I don't suppose now would be a good
time to ask you to appoint
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a Minister of Smells?
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I mean, moo, moo, moo.
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Where are you going in such a hurry?
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To resign from my exalted position
as special adviser for Her Majesty.
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You? Same thing,
just way less nerdy.
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There they are, my two saviours.
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So, about that, Jim.
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I'm trying to save
the Vipers' reputation.
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I thought this would be a disaster,
but you got so many people involved,
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I feel like I should be paying you.
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I can't, though, cos I'm saving up
for a new gold track suit.
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00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,519
That's great, Jim, but...
256
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,039
Yeah, but listen, Mr Holt will
257
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,639
be well-impressed if I pull
this off, and so, will I!
258
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,999
Yes!
259
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,639
We can't resign now.
260
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,959
He seems so... happy.
261
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,720
Like Clanger with a mouldy potato.
262
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,519
Oi, jails can't move!
263
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,159
Ow! Do you have to be so rough?
264
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:26,079
If I'm going to play a character,
might as well commit to it.
265
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:30,880
Well, that's just given me
a wee beastie of an idea.
266
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,719
King of Spain?
267
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,399
You're not happy?
268
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,599
No.
269
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,960
Which is Spanish for "no".
270
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,519
You wanted to be royalty.
271
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,319
Well, obviously.
272
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,559
I'm fluent in Spanglish,
273
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,399
and handsome enough.
274
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,279
You still have a better job
than Clanger.
275
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,760
Yeah.
276
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,520
CEREMONIAL MUSIC PLAYS
277
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,280
LAUGHTER
278
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,439
HORSE WHINNIES, MUSIC STOPS
279
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,879
You did this to me!
280
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,160
LAUGHTER
281
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:22,599
My loyal subjects, as you know,
I am the best queen that ever lived.
282
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,320
You may now applaud.
283
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:29,119
Please, please take this opportunity
284
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,599
to learn more about how
incredible I am,
285
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,999
how brilliant life was
because of me.
286
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,999
And make sure to book your tickets
for this battle
287
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,479
with the Spanish Armada.
288
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,599
Join us live for the naval takedown
289
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,879
of the 16th century,
290
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,799
when Queen Elizabeth's
English fleet takes on
291
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,560
the mighty Spanish Armada.
292
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:49,919
Which I will win,
293
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,919
for you, my loyal subjects.
294
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,120
DOOR OPENS, FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
295
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,360
CELTIC MUSIC PLAYS
296
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,800
I love a good bagpipe.
297
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,119
IN A SCOTTISH ACCENT:
Is anyone hungry?
298
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,840
Cos you're talking pure mince,
by the way.
299
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,359
Guards, seize her.
300
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,919
And take me where?
301
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,919
I'm already in jail,
you dozy wee loser queen.
302
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,919
LAUGHTER
303
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,200
She has a point, Your Maj.
304
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:31,159
You can tell who's got the brains
in this family, eh?
305
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,999
Silence. I order you to...
306
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,479
GASPING
307
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,519
Freedom!
308
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,919
CHEERING
309
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,640
You two, come with me.
310
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,839
Bin this.
311
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,479
I'm wearing my own hair from now on.
312
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:52,919
But the real queen's hair was burnt
amber, with a hint of orangutan.
313
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,279
I'm the real queen!
314
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,719
You're The Losers.
315
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,679
And you can find me
better clothes, too.
316
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,399
More modern ones?
317
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,040
And you, stop building boats!
318
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,599
But I'm a boat builder.
319
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,239
Now you're a jail builder.
320
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,199
I need one with no leg holes
or head holes.
321
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,039
A plain box then?
322
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,119
It's what a loser deserves.
323
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,919
No-one will be calling us that
after what Aoife just did.
324
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,800
HE SMIRKS
325
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,479
On second thought,
maybe not a plain box after all.
326
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:25,760
"Loser Viper Jail"?
327
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,759
So much for the name not sticking.
328
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:33,079
Jessica forced me to make it, and
then she arrested me as a traitor.
329
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,319
OTHERS: Us, too.
330
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,839
I totally did.
331
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,879
Cos traitors are losers.
332
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,719
Now, where's my Minister of Smells?
333
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,600
FLUTE PLAYS MELODY
334
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,239
I thought you were a horse.
335
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,079
I got promoted
for a special mission.
336
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:50,199
Go put your pocket cheese
in the Vipers' loser cell.
337
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,839
ALL: Pocket cheese?
338
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,519
It smells worse than Conor's feet!
Oi!
339
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,400
Thanks. Oh, before I forget.
340
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,919
As you were so funny earlier,
you can be my new jester, too.
341
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,400
Now do a funny dance.
342
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,319
Like she's going to do that.
343
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,999
It's going really well, Mr Holt.
344
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,239
And it looks like Aoife's about
to perform a new character.
345
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,560
Listen.
346
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:20,599
? Diggety-dee, diggety-doo
Diggety-dah
347
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,840
? And whoops... Doo. ?
LAUGHTER
348
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,719
What? No, no.
349
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:30,400
I didn't get it either,
but the kids were loving it.
350
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,839
Aoife.
351
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,920
I can't wait for tomorrow's
executions.
352
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,039
There's only meant to be one.
353
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,479
Four stinky losers, four executions.
354
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,719
And did I mention we're going to
film them for the school website?
355
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,199
She can't do that.
356
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,079
Can she do that? I totally can.
357
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,279
She totally can.
358
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:54,759
I emailed Mr Holt about it,
and he thinks it's such a good idea.
359
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:59,560
So now everyone can watch me winning
and you losing... forever.
360
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,400
I can still smell the pocket cheese.
361
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,279
No appetite, you two?
362
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,639
Aoife's getting her head
chopped off tomorrow.
363
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,359
So she is. That'll be fun.
364
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,840
Yeah. Uh.
365
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,760
We're selling tickets.
366
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,439
I can't let her humiliate us
like this?
367
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,799
We'll be known as losers forever.
368
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,879
CHILDREN CHANT
Losers! Losers! Losers!
369
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,559
I just wanted to show the lads
that history could be cool,
370
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,879
but Jessica keeps rewriting it.
371
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,439
Maybe we could do that, too.
372
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,599
Rewrite history?
373
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,719
Think about it.
374
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,999
Jessica losing the battle would
be a crazy plot twist.
375
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,199
Everyone would be talking about it.
376
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,400
{\an8}MUSIC: Cabeza Loca by Granados,
Roberto Rojas, Juan Carlos...
377
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,199
Mm. I do like that.
378
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,999
Ah! But it does go against
my principle of doing anything
379
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
not historically accurate.
380
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,999
Did Mary, Queen of Scots,
really wear this ridiculous thing?
381
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,239
No wonder nobody voted for her.
382
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,440
? Da-da-da-da-da-dah! ?
383
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,399
I'm in. Yes!
384
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,920
And I've got the perfect plan.
385
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:15,440
First, I sneak out of my cell,
using a devious lie.
386
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,239
And while the Vipers gain
support for the revolution...
387
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,479
Mary, Queen of Scots,
is busy looking at memes,
388
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,799
as she often did in 1567,
389
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,680
on her... wooden phone.
390
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,199
Don't care if it's not practical -
391
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,519
I want a gold boat!
392
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,160
Gold!
393
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:42,480
And then, we plot to overthrow
the evil queen.
394
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,800
What's that?
395
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,559
"Secret meeting."
396
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,440
Who put that there?
397
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,720
"Conor"?
398
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,560
Sh, sh!
399
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,599
Pretty clever if I say so myself.
400
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,999
SHE WHISPERS
And I do.
401
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,719
OK. This is kind of cool.
402
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,719
And a plot to overthrow the queen
is entirely accurate,
403
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,679
historically speaking.
404
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,359
You're ruining-innit,
405
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,999
Clanger-ly speaking.
406
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,480
I'll go drum up more support.
407
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,119
When Jessica tries to execute me
and the Vipers,
408
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,279
I'll give the signal
to our supporters.
409
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,319
They'll set us free, and everyone
will follow us to the battle,
410
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,719
where the Vipers will show
the entire school how to win...
411
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,119
...with style.
412
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,759
Why should I go along with this?
413
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,399
Because I'll make you look good.
414
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,879
HE SCOFFS
415
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,159
I don't need help with that.
416
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,199
He does.
417
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,279
Jessica's just trying
to beat you quickly
418
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,119
so she can do her boring speech.
419
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,319
I'll give you a hero's death,
420
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,359
pure Hollywood.
421
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,120
What about me? What do I get?
422
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,759
Pocket cheese!
423
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:13,560
I'm sure the King is in need
for a Master of Smells.
424
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,320
Nothing can stop me now.
425
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,360
The Scottish Queen
appreciates your support.
426
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,399
It's all very exciting.
427
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,479
Oh, Mr Holt wants me
to film the event for him.
428
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,719
That's good, isn't it?
429
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,479
If it's not historically accurate,
430
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,599
he'll make me do all the rubbish
jobs no-one else wants.
431
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,799
Like what?
432
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,559
Lunchtime detentions,
spell-checking graffiti,
433
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,160
stopping birds doing
the toilet on his car.
434
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:45,840
What's that, Hawky? You're so hungry
you could eat 50 pigeons?
435
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,559
Wouldn't have time
to coach bouncy ball.
436
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,079
It's going to be great, Jim,
especially with Aoife
437
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,839
and Conor helping out.
438
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,439
Well, mainly Conor.
439
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,640
Yeah.
440
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,319
Isn't that right, Conor?
441
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,879
How do you know I'm here?
442
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,800
Because I'm your mum,
and also you breathe really loudly.
443
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,159
There's a lot resting on this
for Jim and the Vipers.
444
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,440
It is going to go well, isn't it?
445
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,160
Only if I can get to Aoife on time.
446
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,639
Hmm... Mary, Queen of Scots,
447
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,120
AKA Aoife, Queen of Losers.
448
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,479
Not for long.
449
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,199
I hereby sentence you to...
450
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,559
I reject your sentence.
451
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:40,879
Now! Now is the time to rise up
against this evil queen.
452
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,479
Follow me into the battle,
453
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,119
and I will defeat the Spanish king,
454
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,079
for you, my people.
455
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,600
Now, who's with me?
456
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,519
I said,
457
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,520
"Who's with me?"
458
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,440
Seriously, who's with me?
459
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,400
Looks like your little
revolution has failed.
460
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,119
We can't get the history wrong.
461
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,880
Conor said we'd lose Jim as a coach.
462
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,280
We had no choice.
463
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,119
And this is where we came in.
464
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,399
Chop! chop!
465
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,519
ALL CHANT
Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop!
466
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,559
Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop!
467
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,039
Hey, that's my axe!
468
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,320
CHANTING CONTINUES
469
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,120
Sorry about this.
470
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,079
Can't lie,
look pretty awesome as a king?
471
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,279
And these stink bombs
absolutely reek.
472
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,359
Sniff.
473
00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:59,880
I'll take your word for it.
474
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,599
Does this mean that he was right?
475
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:06,999
That history and Conor can be cool?
476
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,039
All right,
but we can never tell him.
477
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,360
Agreed.
478
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,400
CEREMONIAL MUSIC PLAYS
479
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,040
Where's Aoife?
480
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,239
Jessica's won, again.
481
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,799
And we've lost.
482
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,320
We're officially The Losers.
483
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,159
Forever.
484
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,560
This really is the worst of times!
485
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,840
But the best of times
for a round-up.
486
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,559
So, it all started when we had
to call ourselves The Losers
487
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,319
because "someone" made a bet.
488
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,159
It doesn't matter who.
489
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,839
So then I tried to change the past
in more ways than one,
490
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:55,199
but then I'd realise we'd lose Jim,
and nobody wanted that.
491
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,479
So now Jessica's going to win,
again,
492
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,719
and we're going to be stuck with
these stupid nicknames forever.
493
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,720
CHILDREN CHANT
Losers! Losers! Losers!
494
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,240
Unless...
495
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,159
Guys, it's not over.
496
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,519
Yes, it is.
497
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,199
The battle's just beginning.
498
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,999
Like our battle's just beginning.
499
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,799
What are you going on about?
500
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,759
I was wrong.
501
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,919
We can't change what's happened,
502
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,959
but we can change what does happen.
503
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,679
Starting now.
504
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,200
How? Jessica wins like always.
505
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,200
But SHE doesn't.
506
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,520
Queen Elizabeth does.
507
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,879
ALL: Aaaaaaaaaarghhhhhh!
508
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,640
EXPLOSIONS AND CRASHING
509
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,999
Yes. Come on, smash them!
510
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,120
No. No, no, no, no, no! Oh, what?!
511
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,879
Ooh!
512
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,719
Oh, here you are, Mr Holt.
513
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:03,079
Jessica's Queen Elizabeth is just
about to defeat Ben's Spanish King.
514
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,799
Oh, no! Oh!
515
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,999
Oh, uh, not king, uh, duke.
516
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,479
Very well-dressed duke with a... with
a king's, uh, hat on.
517
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,159
I thought Aoife would have
at least come out to watch.
518
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,239
Well, how? She's not got a head.
519
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,800
Oh, yeah.
520
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,519
ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
521
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,599
? God save our gracious queen
522
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,639
? Long live our noble queen... ?
523
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,159
Uh-oh! Oh!
524
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,960
? God save our queen. ?
525
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,840
What? No, this is good.
526
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,639
No matter what,
Queen Elizabeth will win. Ah. Oh.
527
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,799
All right, Vipers,
528
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,640
time to show everyone who
the real queens of Midvale are.
529
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,520
Charge!
530
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,559
You have to lose to me. Lie down!
531
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,559
Nah. Not my style.
532
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,959
Smells Master,
let's go out in glory.
533
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,280
THEY SHOUT
534
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,879
THEY GRUNT
535
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,479
What is this?
536
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,599
Ew! Ew! Ew!
537
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,519
Yes! Yes! Yes!
538
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,960
Charge!
539
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,240
THEY SHOUT
540
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,640
THEY GROAN IN SLOW MOTION
541
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,559
THEY CHEER, FANFARE PLAYS
542
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,959
Very cool.
543
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,799
That's how winning's done,
Holty Baby!
544
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,239
Viper style!
545
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,040
ALL: Woo!
546
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,799
You can cut that last bit out, right?
547
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,679
But it's a live stream.
548
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,679
MR HOLT OVER PHONE: Did she just
call me "Holty Baby"?
549
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,360
It'll grow on him.
550
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,760
? Do-do-doo, do-do-do-doo
551
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,520
{\an8}? Do-do-doo, do-do-do-doo. ?
552
00:28:03,570 --> 00:28:08,120
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