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Uh...!

My bad, everyone! Just ignore me!

Oh! All right, OK, I surrender!

Please, not the hair! Face!

Not the teeth! Aoife, stop moving about!

I can't control it! It's massive!

Don't just sit there, check out the rewind!

Can't talk! We're going to a tournament,

and nothing can take my mind off winning that prize!

? Let me begin at the beginning of time

? When I came out of my mama, I was trying to shine

? Before the ink dried on my birth certificate... ?

Aoife! Uh!

Never missed a pass from Nyla, never will.

It's all in the throw. Ugh!

Clanger has put an egg in our teeny-tiny trophy again.

At least it's not scrambled this time.

He'll need a dinosaur egg for the massive cup we'll win later.

Ostrich is more plausible.

We could win an ostrich!

We might not win anything.

Nyla, we're second in the league.

The only other teams invited there today are way below that.

I promised Holt silverware, and in return

we might finally get something he only gives the football lads.

Holt said if we win something today, it's ours forever!

So shiny! And monumental.

Very ergonomically designed.

Finally, Midvale Basketball getting the respect I deserve.

Soz, dudes, this one's ours.

I thought you played rugby.

Well, this lot begged me to join

after seeing me jump over three defenders

at once.

Your bus is there.

Ugh! It looks like it's been dipped in poo!

Ew! Oh!

Ew!

Aaah!

April Fool's Day.

I bet you're loving this, aren't you?

The tricks, the japes - a day of unpredictable tomfoolery.

Please, Mr Holt, we are seasoned prank-masters.

And I bet none of these tricks have been rigorously researched.

And no-one's crying.

That is a shame.

Anyone can do this.

To us, April Fool's Day is an over-commercialised gimmick,

designed to cash in on the gullible and easily amused.

That means...

...it's lame.

Thank you.

Well, as you're clearly above all this nonsense, better get to class.

Run along, prank-masters.

You promised us the good bus, not stupid athletics!

Swap them back now.

Practice makes perfect.

Oh, and another thing, Holt!

I think you mean, "Mr Holt".

I assume you are here to complain about your awful bus.

Well...

...April Fool's!

What is happening?

It's a prank, a jape, a jolly good laugh.

Or did you think teachers don't know how to have fun?

That's exactly what I thought.

Oh, I love April Fool's!

A time for tricks and cunning and carefree fun

that stops promptly at noon.

No fair! Why'd you prank us and not your smug nephew?

Oh, Ben'd just be all "whatevs" and "cool story, broseph,"

whereas you... Look how annoyed you are!

This is just for today, though, right?

We'll get the good one next time, like you promised?

Yes, just for this one gloriously pranky day.

Unless, of course, you don't win anything, like you promised.

No shiny, no bussy.

So this might be the only bus we ever get, unless we win today?

You've been pranked, deal with it. Ugh!

Actually so annoying.

But if it's pranks that he likes...

? V is for Vipers, V is for victory

? 'Bout these other teams, they're all history!

? V is for Vipers, V is for victory

? 'Bout these other teams, they're all history! ?

I'll go sign us in.

Best prank ever!

The seats perfectly matched the curvature of my spine.

The fluffy blankets were a good touch.

I wanted to draw glasses on someone, but none of you fell asleep.

Who sleeps on the bus at our age anyway?

Don't you just love picturing Ben's little confused face?

My imagination is amazing!

Where did you come from?

Pre-race back-seat power nap.

Shouldn't you be at basketball?

Where do you think we are, dumb-dumb?!

Honestly, athletes!

Aoife, you did tell the driver you switched buses, didn't you?

Every time I think I've got the hang of basketball,

it surprises me all over again!

Oops!

Honk! Honk!

ALL: Honk!

Why do people keep honking at us?

I haven't really thought about it. Honk!

"I'm a silly goose, honk at me."

Honk!

I'm guessing I have one, too.

Honk!

Making fun of Conor, that's fine.

Is it?!

When I find out who did this to me...

Attention, everyone, quick announcement this morning,

for Clanger and Conor in Class 3B...

Honk, honk.

That will be all.

BOTH: We've been pranked by Holt?!

I've crunched the numbers.

To stand any chance of winning the basketball tournament,

we need to leave...

...20 minutes ago.

The school can't afford a time machine.

Believe me, I've asked!

We've only just got the good bus back.

Holt will take it off us for good if we don't win something.

No shiny, no bussy.

It's school policy.

Good job I'm about to win at least four gold medals for my team, then.

Genius idea landing in three, two, one!

We'll just have to win something here too, then.

PA CHIMES

Knock, knock! Who's there?

It's me, Mr Holt, here to remind you that school can be fun!

But only when I say so. Now get on with it.

He shouldn't be allowed to do this.

It's not right. We're helpless little children.

You did say April Fool's Day's something anyone can do.

I did! You know what that means?

Yeah, that this is all your fault. It means we can get him back.

Yes. Let's egg his car!

This might be our only shot - we need something cleverer.

Or we could turn his car invisible!

How, exactly? That's what he'll say!

He'll get in the car park and be like, "How did they do this?"

And how will we have done it?

I don't know, science!

He made us look stupid. We need to do the same to him.

A reminder to all students that school uniform is not optional.

Our dress code is smart and scratchy.

Be comfortable and look ridiculous on your own time.

Or sound ridiculous?

Come on, Vipers! No shiny, no bussy!

His name's Put-put.

Why are you in your basketball gear?

Cos we're ballers.

You know, like, a proper sport?

Oh, right, you play a game.

This is...

It's basically the Olympics.

Not a fun day out.

If anyone needs me, I'll be having a go at the pole vault.

I was born for this! Ha-ha!

No way, Nyla, you're in fourth!

That bus will be ours in no time.

Still outside the medals, though.

Oh, well, lucky enough for you guys,

my team-mates have entered your tournament.

So they'll win the bus for you.

You think athletes can win a basketball tournament?

The audacity!

I bet that my team does better at your sport

than you do at ours.

And I bet we win more medals than you do

and your team gets tanked at basketball.

Really? You would bet the good bus?

Aoife... I really shouldn't do this, but...

...yeah, I would. Aoife!

And if we win... Can you not hear me saying your name?!

...Nyla can draw whatever she wants on your face on the way home.

Objection withdrawn.

This is a bad idea. We've never done athletics before.

Zara, chill.

The Vipers are an elite sporting unit.

There's nothing here we can't do.

Ohhh!

Too dangerous, off limits, not a toy!

Ohhh!

Apart from pole vault.

There's loads of stuff I could throw.

If I do long distance running,

I'll get through most of my audiobook!

I'll do gymnastics - my hair performs better indoors.

Oh, Charlotte, I have a great mousse you can try.

He's the enemy! Focus!

Ahem!

Well, I've got four events today, so that's one, two, three...

...four golds nailed on!

Only four?

Well, in that case, I'll sign up for...

...everything!

Mm?

Except pole vault - I like being alive.

Nobody can do 36 events, that's...

...that's crazy! Yeah.

A crazy amount of medals.

This is a special announcement

to everyone taking part in the month-long sponsored silence.

Well done and... April Fool's!

There's no such thing!

But it has been a very peaceful few weeks for me.

HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: And do thank friends and family

for all the money!

Yes, come in.

I sound like a chipmunk?!

I haven't done it on purpose, why would anyone...

Conor... Clanger!

I knew you'd be worthy adversaries!

Let the prank battle commence!

Nyla's still in fourth,

but Ben's not won anything yet, so time to go 1-0 up.

Aoife, your laces.

Can I give you a pro tip?

I won silver in Paris.

Olympics?

At Eurocamp.

I'm a baller, Ben.

I know how to do it.

It's part of my warm-up, actually.

Aoife, laces.

Don't throw it like a basketball.

You mean the awesomest sport that your friends are losing 17-0 at?

Yeah, it's true. They're getting trounced.

Don't stress. I got this.

Wow!

I think this shot put's broken.

I'll just try another one.

I should get a medal for that fall.

Aoife, be careful.

It's a glorified sports day. How hard can it be?

SHE SCREAMS

A key component of quantum physics is quantum mechanics,

which describes the behaviour of matter and light...

Maybe signing up for all the events wasn't the best idea.

Told you so!

Ugh!

You're late for the long jump! Ugh...!

It's like high jump but...

...long!

Not from that end!

Maybe having the bad bus IS your thing.

Has anyone won anything yet?

I would've won the javelin

if it hadn't had been for that seagull family.

And I did too many forward rolls and ended up on the running track.

I know, I tripped over you! Sorry.

At least Ben's not won anything yet.

I'm in an actual final.

I thought you had four golds nailed on!

Yeah, well, I only need one to beat you,

so I didn't want to show off, but want to come watch me win?

No, thanks.

If Ben wins, they get the good bus.

Maybe the rubbish bus isn't so bad after all.

We'd only get that if the athletes won our tournament.

And they've lost every game, so...

No shiny,

no bussy.

Athletics cannot defeat basketball.

It's unnatural!

Aoife, we've tried everything.

Oh... Mmm!

Not yet, we haven't.

Why are you being so shifty?

Holt could prank us at any time.

He's a teacher.

What can he come up with that we can't see coming?

BELL RINGS

You were right.

I can't believe you actually thought we were stupid enough to...

Conor! Get me out of here!

You were saying?

Conor...!

How do you hold this thing? It's got a mind of its own.

Sh...

Poley. That's a good boy.

Oh, Aoife, I found something.

Why would you show me a clip called Pole Vault Fails?!

I thought you might want to laugh. You know...

...whilst you can.

Help!

You don't have to do this, Aoife.

Yeah, it's just a phenomenal bus

with fluffy headrests and cup holders.

Holt promised it to us.

I'm not losing it to another sport.

Close your eyes, just picture the jump.

I can do this...

I can do this!

Remember to open your eyes!

Oh, no!

I can't!

Oh, help!

I thought you were going to win! Look out!

My bad, everyone! Just ignore me!

All right, OK, I surrender!

But, please, not the hair, face! Ah!

Not the teeth!

Nyla!

Help!

BELL RINGS

Ah, Conor.

What are you up to?

Absolutely nothing shifty, Mr Holt.

We both know that's not true, though, don't we?

Do we?

You know, most people would be too scared

of going too far and getting expelled

to prank me at all.

Expelled? Permanently.

But you boys,

you just live on the edge, don't you?

Consequences be damned.

And I respect that.

Toodle-pip.

Clanger, no...!

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You broke my egg!

That's so unfair, no-one ever gets my good side!

They went that way!

So Ben's in medical bay,

and the Vipers think I injured him on purpose.

And the athletes weren't very happy with me when I ruined their race.

I'm surrounded by unforgiving people.

There she is, after her! Ugh!

She's wearing a basketball kit. Ugh!

She went that way. Ugh!

Jim, save me!

My uncle's your boss.

Calm down, it was an accident!

Aoife, you know the school's policy on nearly impaling students.

It's frowned upon.

Step away from him, Aoife.

Yeah, I can't bear to see you in drab prison clothes.

Relax, Vipers. I've apologised!

I didn't hear an apology, and I have wonderful ears.

I can't believe we're hiding when we should be prankerising.

Just until the cutoff at 12.

It's embarrassing. Nobody knows we're in here.

This is weird, even for you two.

We're not hiding from Mr Holt in case he makes us prank him,

if that's what you're thinking.

Yeah, sure you're not.

I thought you guys were meant to be the ultimate prank-masters?

Jessica knows our reputation! Clanger...

If we do it just before the cutoff, he won't have time to retaliate.

What about expulsion?

The end of my promising career in hedge-fund management?

It's a risk I am willing to take.

OK, I'm sorry, but you don't realise how much we need this bus.

Mr Holt never gives basketball anything because it's not football!

Yeah, you know what else isn't football?

Strawberry jelly?

A field full of ponies?

Prime numbers.

Boxing gloves? Dynamite?

Athletics!

That's what I was going to say.

Look, that rubbish bus he gave you as a prank

is the one we've been using all season.

He thinks we're a joke.

He thinks that about us, too.

So we're all agreed this is Holt's fault?

No...

Look, you were the one that sent my team to the wrong competition

to get "Midvale sucks" chanted at them.

I'm sure that's not what's happening.

ON PHONE: Midvale sucks! Midvale sucks!

Midvale sucks! Midvale sucks!

OK, so starting to feel slightly bad for the athletes now.

They're close by, keep looking!

This is a nightmare, but a perfect time for a replay.

So, I promised Holt we'd win something shiny...

He'll need a dinosaur egg for the massive cup we'll win later.

...in exchange for a wicked bus.

So shiny!

But then he tricked me,

so I pranked him back with a genius plan,

which slightly backfired.

Shouldn't you be at basketball?

Oops!

And we ended up in athletes' land,

and then Ben was like, "We're so much better than basketball."

So I made a bet with him.

I bet that my team does better at your sport

than you do at ours.

Which ended in an accident that could have happened to anybody.

Look out! Oh! Uh!

Nobody's fault, but now no-one's getting a bus,

and it turns out athletics club gets treated a lot worse than we do.

So that's why I'm going to do this.

We should just share the good bus.

Us non-football teams need to stick together.

But we won't have a bus at all unless we win something.

They won't let us try again.

Yeah, the officials really hate us.

No... they hate basketball players!

? He said twerk some for a real one

? He want to see that booty jiggle and then some

? It's the weekend, so you know we got plenty time

? Put on a show, yeah, baby girl, get in line. ?

OK, Vipers. We all know what we're doing?

First leg. Second leg. Third leg.

Glory leg. I've only got two legs.

OK, it's a sprint, but you still need to pace yourselves.

Leave enough in the tank just for the changeover,

and do not let your tongues flop out.

Would that slow you down?

Worse - ruin the photos.

Zara, got your audiobook?

Light is fast, 300,000km per second...

Check! Can I have the baton, Char?

Her name's Bat-bat.

OK, Midvale on three.

One, two, three!

Midvale!

Let's do this!

Staff announcement.

Can all teachers please remember to brush their teeth in the morning?

We've had several complaints from my nostrils!

SHEEP BLEATS

That was a sheep.

LAMB BLEATS

No sheep in school! Wuuuh!

Come on, come on!

You've got this, Zara!

Ready? Ready? Ready?

Now!

Perfect! Now run!

Go on, Char!

We're so going to win this.

You're doing amazing, keep going! Come on!

Go on! Go on!

Oh, no, Oh, they're falling behind!

I can't watch this. We're falling behind.

We need to do something. Come on, Nyla! Go, go, go!

Yes, Nyla, keep going! Come on, Nyla!

Aoife!

It's all in the throw.

That's it!

Aoife, remember to...

You have to wait for the baton!

Aoife, what are you doing?!

Nyla, it's all in the throwing!

Woo!

Go on, Aoife!

Yes, we won!

Yeah! What's going on? I can only see my hands!

What? You should be happy!

That was totally against the rules. You've been disqualified - again.

Well, cheer up.

You've still got eight more races to run yet.

Oh...!

No.

No, no, no, no, no.

No. BLEATING

BLEATING CONTINUES

You two.

Where is it?

Do you know what he's talking about, Conor?

No idea, Clanger.

Bringing a sheep to school is in violation of school rules,

of health codes, of farming etiquette,

and a violation of the sheep's human rights.

That's very interesting.

But why... are you telling us?

Why? Why?! Because...

BLEATING

Would you like to see my art project, Mr Holt?

You've been pranked!

You think you've won? Mm-hm.

That's funny.

But just you wait.

Nah.

It's 12 o'clock.

That's the cutoff.

You've officially lost the prank battle, Mr Holt.

And seeing as we didn't actually break

any of the rules you just mentioned...

You can't punish us either, can you?

LAUGHTER

Can you?

I'll see you next year.

April fooled you, Mr Holt!

See you next year!

Boom!

We have 12 months to move schools.

OK, so... we didn't win any medals and we're losing the bus,

but we did make Midvale's athletics proud!

Sort of.

But on the plus side,

I'll be asleep soon.

SHE YAWNS

I still can't believe you did 36 events.

You did 36 events?

Well, she was disqualified from two of them.

Still, that's... I know.

Totally crazy.

It's a record.

And does this record come with any kind of prize?

I don't know, say, a certificate, a badge or maybe even a...

Medal!

See? Shiny, so bussy.

Fine!

Congratulations... I suppose.

Thanks, Uncle Holt,

but I couldn't have done it without the help of the Vipers.

He didn't do anything.

To be fair, neither did we.

And where is Ms O'Neill?

I'd have thought she'd be the first one to gloat.

She's had a tiring day, sir.

AOIFE SNORES

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