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? If you take a stand
and step in the base
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? You know the other guy's
going to land some place... ?
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It's not every day you get dragged
down the corridor in a horse suit!
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Let's do a rewind.
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New school year, and this year's
going to be big,
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cos my team,
the Vipers, got promoted last year.
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We moved up from
Development League into League Two!
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And we have a shiny new captain.
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It's moi!
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It's not just because I'm
the best player or anything -
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even though I am -
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but because I embody the awesomest
bits of the team.
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Stylish like Charlotte...
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Adorable.
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...tough like Nyla...
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Sorry. Sorry.
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...and brainy like Zara.
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We're 23.3 seconds late.
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Aoife!
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Aoife! Wait, Aoife!
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Being captain is also a handy excuse
to break up
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with my super clingy boyfriend.
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Aoife! Jamie! Hi!
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I wish he'd stop doing that.
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Aw, look at his little
smitten facey.
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It was cute at first,
but then he started showing up
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outside my house at random
intervals. Cue air kisses.
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This is actually painful to watch.
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I've already checked out.
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And here comes the teddy!
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OK. You need to tell him now.
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It's so sad when love dies.
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But he'll be devastated!
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You want to break up with me? Cool.
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You could have said. Or ghosted me.
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Seriously?! That's it?
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Oi, you, lunch money now.
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Hey, Clanger. Hey, bro.
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Can I have your lunch money, though?
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Oh, sorry! Oi, not the hair.
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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
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Who was that? That was Aoife.
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His annoying sister
and her annoying friends.
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Who are you? I'm Ben, the school's
newest and coolest.
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Well, sorry, because
that title's already taken.
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Conor! You forgot your rash cream!
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Your mummy loves you.
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And how does Mummy feel about Jim?
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Let the new school year begin.
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Vipers, ready to strike a pose?
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And strut!
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Oh, hey, Aoife.
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Oh, hi, Jessica.
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You're kind of in the way
of our strut path.
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The champions need
to make their entrance.
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Hang on. That's strange.
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What happened to your
American accent?
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So, I recently spoke American.
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IN AN AMERICAN ACCENT: So, like,
OMG, I'm totally stoked to be home.
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It's gone now.
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It's been a few weeks since
I got back from my posh - ha-ha -
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training camp in California.
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You mean Falkirk?
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California.
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Yes, in Falkirk, Scotland.
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OK. California in Scotland.
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I mean, who even knew that existed?
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Over there. Oh, yes, that's perfect.
Marvellous. Thank you.
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But it's OK because I still spent
the whole summer training,
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so now I'm, like, totally awesome!
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My new trophy cabinet!
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That's finest teak.
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Oops.
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A minor blip in my upcoming
glorious run as captain.
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You're not captain.
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What? Why?
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I refer you to incidents
such as this and a host of others.
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Like what?
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Oops.
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I have a council rep
assessing us for funding
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and I need a competent stand-in
for the week.
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So, I'm literally being replaced?
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It's just because you're chaotic,
inept and generally nauseating.
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Nothing personal.
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But who's going to replace her?
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No, not her!
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It's only for a week,
and it's important that we have
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someone who represents
the best of Midvale.
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After that, it can go back to you.
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But Jessica plays for the Comets.
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I'm between teams. Comets suck.
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They never did what they were told.
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Right. Basketball has already taken
up a disproportionate amount
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of my time.
Can everyone get to class?
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Can't wait to work with you guys.
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My archenemy is literally
infiltrating my team.
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This needs to be handled
very carefully.
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Look at the Vipers' pathetic trophy
from last year taking up space.
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That's valuable real estate, and
football has planning permission.
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I mean, we're going to win lots
of trophies and put 'em in there.
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Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I love being on the football team.
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Conor, you're dropped
from the football team.
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What? But why?
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Ooh, some strong players this year.
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Cheer up, little fella.
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You can't be any worse
than the last guy.
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Oh, look at her.
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She's literally gloating in my face.
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You're exhibiting signs of stress.
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No, I'm not.
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Jessica being captain
is only for a week.
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Suck it up.
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We need to focus on beating
the Everbrook Eagles -
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our first-ever match in League Two.
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So, be the bigger person.
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This cat photo will help
you remain calm...
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...and composed.
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Calm and composed.
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Jessica, I just want to say,
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I really hope we can make this week
work for the good of MY team.
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Oh, Aoife, thanks.
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I really just want to
support you guys
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and help the school
get some extra funding.
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Fairs. Maybe I've misjudged her.
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Who knows? Maybe I'll totally smash
it and stick around longer.
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Ah-ha! I knew it.
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I see you. I see everything.
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At least we had some cred
when you were playing football.
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Now you're just a plain old nerd.
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Thanks for softening the blow.
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Don't worry.
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I'll still hang out with you,
even if you are just a nerd.
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I could play other sports for cred,
you know?
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Like what?
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I must be good at something.
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Not hockey.
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Not rugby.
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Not darts.
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Ow.
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There he is.
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Saw you outside when
I was scoring my fourth try.
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But you're England's next
sporting legend.
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Really? No, you suck, bro.
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I like this dude.
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Great hair.
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What, cos he doesn't stop
flicking it?
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Oh, you mean like this?
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Poetry.
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I mean, most say majestic,
but poetry's fine.
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I mean, I don't see
what's so desirable
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about playing sport anyway.
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If we trace it back to
prehistoric times,
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it was used by tribes
as a means of...
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All right. OK.
We don't need a running commentary.
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Well, maybe that's exactly
what we need.
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Actually, I could be
a sports commentator.
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Brilliant idea.
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Jessica's only captain for a week.
Then you'll be back in charge.
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Epic.
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A week of actual hell where
I have to obey Jessica.
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Bombastic.
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Conor, what are you doing?
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I'm just testing out some
commentary buzzword options.
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Epic.
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Here's one. Shut up.
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That's strictly two words.
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And she's waving her wand
of sneakiness all over the Vipers.
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Best not to let it get to you.
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Did no-one strain the gravy?!
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But it's my... our team, and she's
just trying to push me out and take
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over so everyone will be like, "Ooh,
Jessica's our captain forever."
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Jim, maybe you could help.
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I just filled the salt cellar.
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I mean with Aoife by keeping
Jessica in check.
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I could help, and I really would if
I wasn't too scared of Jessica.
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When will this has-been realise that
Mum is right and Jim is frightened?
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Stop commentating.
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I am not a has-been.
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I just don't trust Jessica
with my team.
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Well, I am frightened.
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Right. If you're not going to do
anything, then I'll do it myself.
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Great. Thanks.
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Aoife, relax.
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The Vipers voted you as captain,
so just gently remind them why.
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You're fun, capable and a friend.
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And if Jessica tries to out-captain
you, you out-captain her.
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And don't eat the lumps.
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Maybe she is right.
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I just need to remind the Vipers
why I slay at being captain.
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{\an8}Bombastic!
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Gentle reminder incoming.
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Hey, first week of training.
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Let's go, Vipers.
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Yeah!
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Where did you get that from?
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Oh, I'm just using it
to hide my hair.
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So greasy.
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Let's get pumped.
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Come on.
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Chop, chop. Woo!
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As the acting captain, can I say
I'm here for you 100% this week?
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As elected captain,
I want to echo that.
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I'm here, team-mates.
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Yeah, so I really want to get
the best out of everyone.
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Same. First big match coming up.
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Let's do this, guys.
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Woo!
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That's why I'll be giving out
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special individual training
programmes.
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Good talk, but let's
keep the focus on training
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and not get distracted
with empty promises.
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And here they are.
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Whoa! Look, Jim.
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Wow.
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Interesting.
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A day-by-day layout? Excellent.
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I would have gone for weekly.
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Love the pink colour coding.
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Quite hard to read the font, though.
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Whoa.
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When did you discover
I do vegan Friday?
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It's important that I know my team.
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Nyla, let's chat later about finding
some recipes for you.
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But there's already loads here.
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But are they tasty?
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Onion bhaji recipe?
Air-fryer friendly?
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Ha! Result!
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Little treats are important.
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On that note,
my special protein balls.
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Mm.
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Who knew macronutrients could be
so delicious?
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A triumph. It's like there's
a protein party in my mouth
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and everyone's invited.
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And so snappable.
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Mm. Aoife, you have to try one.
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Ugh, but it literally looks
like scrunched-up balls of...
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Mmm.
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Utter yumminess.
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Mmm.
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Time for a few more even
gentler reminders.
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A trust fall builds teamwork.
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And fall.
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As elective captain,
the Vipers know I have their back.
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Am I right, gang?
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Time to sharpen our chest passes.
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Basic.
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As elected captain, I say
we practise our no-look passes.
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Yay! Trampoline! I feel ten again.
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That's an injury waiting to happen.
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I think Jess knows what she's doing.
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Yeah, you're being a pain.
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And a big one.
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And in case you forgot,
we have a match!
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And, of course, some of the funding
will go to our basketball team.
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Here's their captain, Jessica.
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She's using innovative
training techniques.
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Trampolines help our vertical jump,
giving us an edge in matches.
259
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Let me give you a demo.
260
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,279
As elected captain, it's important
261
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,760
that I take the lead for my teamies.
262
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:52,439
She talks big, but can she pull it
off on a cold, rainy day in Midvale?
263
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,600
Yeah, this captain can.
264
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,480
Go, Vipers!
265
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,359
What have we just witnessed?
266
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:12,839
An epic fail as Aoife seals
her place on the bench.
267
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,839
Permission to make Aoife a helper?
268
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,199
Granted.
269
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,759
A helper? What does that even mean?
270
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:22,079
Like, OMG, you need to, like,
totally clean the restroom.
271
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:25,479
So, like, OMG, I'm actually
in smelly hell
272
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,320
and Jessica has a pitchfork.
273
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,039
Your take on Aoife's fail - classic!
274
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,719
Yeah, we've gone viral.
275
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,599
Textbook. This commentator's
the new wonder kid.
276
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,839
Bombastic!
277
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,959
Hey, can you cover
our volleyball match later?
278
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,919
You have to talk to his agent first.
279
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,799
Er, agents.
280
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,399
And, in fact,
anyone for commentating,
281
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:52,959
form a line and speak to your
top-class management team.
282
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,920
Make way for the star.
283
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,840
Come on, Vipers.
You need to be match fit.
284
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,719
Right. After this, we'll move on
to the burpee programme.
285
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,920
No, I'm going to burpee up
my lunch.
286
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,599
Charlotte, this is not
a scheduled toilet break.
287
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,279
I've had two chai lattes.
288
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,519
Two!
289
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,599
Which weren't on
your nutrition plan.
290
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,919
Back to work.
291
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,680
You can't dismiss her like that.
292
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,640
As team captain, I can.
293
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,439
As elected captain,
I'm staging mutiny.
294
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,720
Come on, Vipers.
295
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,679
This is the part where we leave.
296
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,679
No, we're staying.
297
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,999
What? You're siding with her?
298
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,879
She's brainwashed you.
299
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,959
Resist.
300
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,959
Resist!
301
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,999
You're the one brainwashed.
302
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,159
It's all captain, captain, captain.
303
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,079
That's not true.
304
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,439
Kind of.
305
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,879
At least Jessica's
focusing on our first match.
306
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,599
We want to win.
307
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,919
Yeah, hello? Remember us?
308
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,759
We're a team.
309
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,479
We actually used to have fun
before you were so obsessed
310
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,960
with being captain.
311
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,639
Time for boot camp.
312
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,639
Move.
313
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,439
Back to the toilets, Meaoife.
314
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,359
No, I need to talk to my team.
315
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,400
You heard. They don't want any more
of your distractions.
316
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,199
Love ya.
317
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,279
Well, I don't love her,
but I do love my team.
318
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,479
The Vipers voted you as captain,
so just gently remind them why.
319
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:38,239
You're an ideal captain
and the most fun.
320
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,280
And there's nothing that can stop me
from showing them that.
321
00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:50,199
You can take Nick Mullins
and your Andrew Cotters.
322
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,479
It's Conor O'Neil
in control of the mic.
323
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,399
Here's your takings,
minus our management fees.
324
00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:00,600
Oh, and I've also included a sample
of hair product for your fringe.
325
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,679
It looks a bit limp.
326
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:07,079
You know what? I think you'd make
a good addition to our gang.
327
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:12,119
Sporty, confident,
not overly adorable.
328
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,119
I'm not sure he's the right fit.
329
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,559
Might be time for a transfer.
330
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,440
If you don't want my management
expertise, I'll just go.
331
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,000
Go, then.
332
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,239
Suits me.
333
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,320
I've had offers
from other gangs anyway.
334
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,599
Oh, no.
335
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,719
Wait.
336
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,839
He's been relegated,
but the commentary continues.
337
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,840
Bombastic!
338
00:16:44,841 --> 00:16:49,479
So, let's see if this kid has
the nerve to ask out the girl
339
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,720
he so obviously fancies.
340
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,999
Passing notes to each other under
the teacher's nose.
341
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,920
{\an8}Epic! Let's see if she notices.
342
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:13,559
This student is trying to evade his
bully by hiding behind this wall,
343
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,520
but will he be noticed?
344
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,919
And when will the bully realise
345
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,399
that he's actually just crying out
to be seen?
346
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,199
Oi, what you saying?
347
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,239
No worries, mate.
348
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,320
I'll dole out the punishment
for you.
349
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,399
Listen, this is officially
getting old.
350
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,200
Rejected. This commentator's at
the pinnacle of his epic career.
351
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,679
We've created a monster.
352
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,879
Please come back.
353
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:41,959
We need you.
354
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,010
I thought you might.
355
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,199
What is it?!
356
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,880
And did Jessica set this up?
357
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,799
It was me!
358
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,639
We always play so much better
when we're having fun,
359
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:04,199
and I've kind of been ruining
that lately, so, please?
360
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,759
No chance.
361
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:10,359
You're delulu, and not just
because you wear double denim.
362
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,799
You think we'll put on these suits
and be like,
363
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,999
"Oh, Aoife, you really
are our rightful captain."
364
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,519
No, actually.
365
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:20,639
I thought you'd be more like,
"Oh, Aoife, we know you're really
366
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,159
"sorry and just want to help us
win our first match."
367
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:27,599
I know now - I don't need to be
captain, just to be a good teamie.
368
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,280
Exhibit A.
369
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,440
So, can I be one?
370
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,599
Can I wear one of the horse
costumes?
371
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,399
Yeah.
372
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,560
Great, I can take this off.
373
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,760
Quite itchy.
374
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,400
Come on, there you go, Zara.
375
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:59,159
? You can take me just where
you want to
376
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,919
? Down to the coast
of somewhere I don't know
377
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,359
? I just want to go with you
somewhere
378
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,599
? Girls can win
I just want to be there
379
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,279
? Take me down to the ocean
380
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,360
? Take me... ?
381
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,479
What are you all doing?!
382
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,759
Thought we could have a bit of fun.
383
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,800
I got you a costume too.
384
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,439
One word - eww.
385
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,999
Last time I checked, humorous horse
costumes were not on the curriculum.
386
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,679
And ice cream is NOT
on the meal plan.
387
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,919
But it's unicorn sprinkles.
388
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,280
So much refined sugar!
389
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,840
Ugh.
390
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,719
Go get some cucumber water.
391
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,599
Ugh! Not again.
392
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,560
Even talking about it
makes it repeat.
393
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:54,119
This wouldn't happen
if I was permanently in charge.
394
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,439
As I can't immediately cancel
all basketball,
395
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,839
that does seem like
the least horrific option.
396
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,519
What? No!
397
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,279
Vipers, ten laps of the pitch.
398
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,999
No, I want Aoife to be our captain.
399
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,479
She gets us.
400
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,279
Me too. Me a-three.
401
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,759
Moving stuff.
402
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,759
Sadly, it's no longer up to you.
403
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,479
Carry on, captain.
404
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,519
Your little coup has failed.
405
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,039
Now clean this mess up.
406
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,039
And get out of those horses!
407
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,320
Unicorn.
408
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,480
This is a perfect time
for a round-up.
409
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:32,839
So it started off, like, new league,
Captain Aoife reporting for duty.
410
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,759
But then Holt was all,
"All hail Jessica."
411
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,839
And Jim was like, "I'm scared."
412
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,199
I am frightened.
413
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,999
So, then I was all like,
"It's all about me."
414
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,519
Am I right, gang?
415
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,239
And kind of forgot
it was about my team.
416
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,359
Yeah.
417
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,759
But now Jessica has turned
into an evil dictator
418
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,399
and the Vipers need me,
419
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,960
which is why I'm going to do this.
420
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,320
Oi, wait! Must save them.
421
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,839
Uh-oh, not the Mini-Mes.
422
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,639
? If you take a stand
and step in the mix
423
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,199
? You know the other guy's
gonna land some licks... ?
424
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,200
Oh, whoa!
425
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,959
Can't you think for yourselves?
426
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,360
Can we? Duh. Yes, you can.
427
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,399
Do you even know what you want?
428
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,239
Kind of what Jessica wants.
429
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,879
You're like robots.
430
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,439
Try running your own programme.
431
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,879
Well, it would be kind of cool
if we actually got to play too.
432
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,840
Then form your own team.
433
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,679
And I've got the perfect robot
overlord for you.
434
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,080
I just need the Vipers' help.
435
00:21:38,081 --> 00:21:42,959
Will the crew quickly edit
this pre-match segment
436
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,370
whilst the commentator goes
and gets a slushy?
437
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,799
You have to help me.
438
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,800
I can't make him stop.
439
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,280
Well, if he sees it, he says it.
440
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,880
Right. Aoife says,
"Jessica incoming." Engage plan.
441
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,330
Push!
442
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,590
I've been looking for you lot
everywhere.
443
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,759
What are you all doing?
444
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,680
A pre-match manicure.
445
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,039
I can't play with icky cuticles.
446
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,319
You should all be warming up.
447
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,959
Not before I disinfect.
448
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,279
Gyms are basically like a germ rave.
449
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,560
And I like throwing a few punches
before every game, so I'm ready.
450
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,840
Get ready for kiss cam!
451
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,639
What's this? Kiss cam?
452
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,720
Brilliant.
453
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,360
I know, quick. Take it away.
454
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:57,080
Will these two obey kiss cam
and shake hands?
455
00:22:57,791 --> 00:22:59,879
{\an8}Bombastic!
456
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:03,479
{\an8}And now will these two
give each other a big hug?
457
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,359
{\an8}Epic!
458
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:10,800
Now, who's going to have
a long snog?
459
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,199
Mummy...
460
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,239
...I can't.
461
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,839
{\an8}Please turn it off.
462
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,839
Please!
463
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:32,080
They think it's all over.
It is now.
464
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,319
I gave you a pre-match plan.
465
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,040
Where are my helpers?
466
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,479
What's this?
467
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:47,919
Midvale's newest basketball team.
468
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,119
Seriously?
469
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,620
They're actually pretty good.
470
00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:57,279
And a good captain would have
noticed that, wouldn't she?
471
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,919
Yes.
472
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,719
But... But it's OK, because I did.
473
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,039
And I've entered them
into the Development League.
474
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,519
And you're their captain?
475
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,519
Well, they'd rather you.
476
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,679
Don't know why, but you're stuck
with the whiny Vipers.
477
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,799
Although, spoiler alert,
they'll do your head in.
478
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,040
At least the clones do
what they're told.
479
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,399
I mean, we could swap.
480
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,479
What? You mean, you take your clones
and I go back to the Vipers?
481
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,679
It'll be worth going down a league
with a team
482
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,039
who do what they're told.
483
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,439
And I can make them win.
484
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,359
Hmm. Oh.
485
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:37,199
Let me think.
486
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,479
Got to try and make this
sound convincing.
487
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:44,079
Um, if YOU really want to...
488
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,240
...deal! Good luck beating
the Eagles without me.
489
00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:51,839
Permission to come
aboard as captain?
490
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,479
Let's go smash those Eagles!
491
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,880
The Vipers are back!
492
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,639
? Time's up, it's going down
493
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,319
? Guess who got the crown
494
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,279
? Baby, tap in
We can go another round
495
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,439
? Come on, let me hear the fire
we breathing
496
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,759
? Like, eh-eh, eh-yeah
497
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,239
? Tell a lie, I can con ya
They look at me funny
498
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,599
? Ice on my wrist, gonna get... ?
499
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:24,720
Yes!
500
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:30,200
? On the run and speeding up
You can never catch me... ?
501
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,479
Oh, dear.
502
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,759
A nail in the coffin as O'Neil
considers a new career.
503
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,079
What's important
is that we got the W.
504
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,239
Commentating was all I had.
505
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,839
Now what am I supposed to do?
506
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,279
Well, bright side.
507
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,800
You're now in a gang with
the coolest guy in school.
508
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,839
And there's a match going on
in here, of course.
509
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:53,919
Ah, Ben, there you are.
510
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,160
I told your mum I'd give you
a lift home later.
511
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,479
Thanks, Mr Holt.
512
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,240
Oh, call me Uncle,
now that school's over.
513
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,920
Holt... is your uncle?!
514
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:13,360
And, so, the coolest guy title comes
back home where it belongs.
515
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,759
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
516
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,279
What's going on?
Where's my captain and star player?
517
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,399
On the pitch, smashing it.
518
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,000
Hang on a second.
519
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,959
Boy, howdy. Looks good fun.
520
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,239
Yes, of course.
521
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,599
Well, that is a very big part
of our focus here at Midvale.
522
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,200
Oh, good. Another coffee.
523
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,999
Aoife!
524
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,040
Go on. Go on.
525
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,200
Yes, yes! We won!
526
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,359
First win as captain, check.
527
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:10,479
Now, hands in. Go...
528
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,999
Cobras!
529
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,319
Did you just say Cobras?
530
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,719
You can't call yourselves that.
531
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,599
Yeah, we already have
a snake-inspired name.
532
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,040
We're the originals.
533
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,200
And the best.
534
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,719
Not for long.
535
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,559
Midvale Cobras will easily get
promoted to League Two.
536
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,800
Then we're coming for you, Vipers.
537
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,399
Wait.
538
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,880
Now there are two basketball teams?
539
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,719
Oh.
540
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,759
Whatevs. They'll never get
in my head.
541
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,679
Now, let's go...
542
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,919
...Cobra...
543
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,840
I mean, Vipers.
544
00:27:51,890 --> 00:27:56,440
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