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Okay, step bro.

I can tell you've been wanting to fuck me for a long time.

Oh my god. We shouldn't be doing this.

Our secret, right?

Hey, Shorty.

Michael! Oh, my God. Hi.

How are you?

Great. How have you been?

I didn't know you were back with the Army.

Come in here. Let's catch up. Yeah, I found your mail.

Oh, did you?

Yes.

You've been gone for so long.

Yeah, I know. I was going to go to the shop.

Oh, my God. Are you free?

Yeah.

So,

what were you doing today?

I went on the worst date ever.

This guy, like, catfished me.

What happened?

She said he was, like, 6 '2", and I showed up, and he was, like, this big.

He was short?

Yes, he was really short, like a dwarf.

What's wrong with short guys?

I just, I want someone that can, like, I can wear heels around, you know, and,

like, be cute when someone's kicking off my feet.

Some of the what?

Picking up my feet because I'm tiny.

Like this?

Yes, like this.

No fuck.

We'll be right back.

I love you

He's slipping out.

It seemed to work.

Hmm.