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holy shit

who's there calm down calm down

I'm Alan

Alan, Elisa's boyfriend

holy shit

damn get in soon

it's raining shit

I don't even know what to say I

wanted to avoid an awkward situation

I ended up creating a much

worse one, there's no way

a house without an

intercom without a telephone

no cell phone but

it was my fault

I was the one who told him to jump over

the wall and enter through the balcony

Anyway, I thought you and your

ideas were in torment, right Elisa?

Oh Miguel Flávia

No, he's right,

it's really my fault

sorry

It's okay, it doesn't

matter, it's gone

goodnight

It's Alan, isn't it Alan?

Pleasure, feel free

here, my pleasure

good night Good Night

goodnight

I think I'll go up too

I need to take a shower

sorry one more time

But just to keep you calm, you couldn't

see much of anything at that time.

goodnight

goodnight

it's literally fucked

Poor guy, nothing

happened here for so long

hi the towels

thanks

I forgot 1 thing in

the drawer I can get it

yes yes of course between

excuse me

I'm going to take a shower

You were better at that, huh?

I never trained again

I do not remember

in case

I was going to sleep

It's ours, I'm

drinking 1 more whiskey

like this

and 60

what it was

I did not do nothing

gave him the towel

I delivered

and there

How's your French?

is taking a shower

the Frenchman taking a shower

Oh I wish it was 6

have 1 diplomanel

and a bachelor's voice to tell you feverish

welcome

ha ha come here two sips of

whiskey you're already drunk that's it

alcohol stays permanently

in his bloodstream

and we won't drink anymore

but the little wine

will make me sleep

so I'll get that bottle

I'm also just going to sleep

after I finish this bottle of mine

Miguel

sorry I didn't wake you up

all good

I had already woken up

let me help you

what are you looking for

like here in the closet

coffee maker

I think you better take it huh

the coffee oh yes

let me get it

and now

What's missing from the coffee maker?

good morning

good afternoon

where is Flávia?

uh I don't know

She's not sleeping

When I woke up Alan

wasn't there either

Maybe they went to the

market to buy meat yesterday

while you drooled on the couch

we decided to have a barbecue

I paid a lot

not so much

luckily you slept before

managed to get rid of it

It's been made possible

but it's hard and it hurts

I told you not to do it

I remember well

You were already thinking about leaving me, weren't you?

I also thought it would last forever

teenage love is like this

teenage love, right?

There's an effective way to belittle, right?

Did they run away together?

strange right?

As soon as you know each other,

I'm already in this intimacy

really suspicious

What do you think about us giving a

a shot back just in case

Now you're not drunk

anymore, what's your excuse?

you can always

I'm just kidding

what do you think pin in the air

I love pin in the air

how to say pin in the air

in the air in the air

in the air tomato

fresh tomato

hey my dear

How are you? Everything ok

Miguel didn't come

Miguel didn't come but

everything is fine with him

who is this wonderful man

I still do not know

I met last night

excuse me

send one to zero

chin-up

and then your foreigner

he likes 1 caipirinha of

course he is a foreigner

delight

that he does

he is a sociologist

but he works

Well, he taught classes

but that's not what he wants

what does he want to do so

that's what he came to find out

come here

Why doesn't he open

a restaurant huh Elisa

here in Brazil

French is synonymous with chef, the guy

doesn't even need to know how to cook

He doesn't want to have a

restaurant, so he burns it to serve you

1 bistro

he doesn't want to work with food

how is he a barista

opening 1 cafe

not even with drink

So he can make an etiquette book, right?

because the French love to

tell all humanity how to behave

Come here and you will distill all your

irony because it could take all day, no

I'm going to drink

This could take all

day too I understand you

is still an alcoholic

you are still a nymphomaniac

you

You know I wasn't a jerk

I was an alcoholic and still am

People never change,

right? We're both here alone

enjoying the pool at our house

a caipirinha from our house

It's not ironic of course

if our house has to be ironic

You know I've been living

here with Flávia for years

Maybe you owe me years of rent then

oops Salu

But how hot is this?

the straight line

I made a caipirinha in

your honor ah finally huh

You can drink well hmm

great

the meat at the market was not

good, we had to go to a butcher shop

no problem

But hey, you could

have warned me, right?

because look, I believed

they had run away together

sausage coming out

Do you like French sausage?

not now

maybe later

he is sure

he has 1 good face

I prefer heart Miguel

There's still a heart there

there is but it's cold

cold heart

I will serve myself

Hmm, how delicious is this sausage?

I love sausage

this meat is on point

Hey Flavia

Can you get out of the sun

or you'll get all burned there?

can't even touch you afterwards

what's the problem Miguel

The problem is that then I

want to touch you ha ha ha

whitely

no one is talking to you mache

Soon no one will be

talking to you my boss

stop being rude Miguel okay okay

sorry

So I'll be fine a fame

Of course not, you're

an alpha male, right?

Are you a chevalier or not?

Chevalier is

enjoying Brazil Alan

and perfect loves Flávio

That's right, love, let's have a civilized

conversation like this, I really like it

In fact, I already knew

my grandmother was

Brazilian, Elisa said

He said he doesn't even want to go back to Europe

He still doesn't realize

where he ended up, right?

I love Brazil

mainly the river

Oh sure, Rio de Janeiro is great

removing traffic

architecture services

urbanism

public transport has that

thermal sensation of a steam sauna

and the cariocas

there taking it away

the river is a wonder

look despite him being a bitter drunk

he has a point Rio is High over raced

very good too good

So you continue with this habit of speaking English,

right? You continue with this habit of speaking

I think Cariocas are great

me too

Ah, very rude people, right?

Hey, Elisa, that's

not bad manners.

Hey Alan, this is

irreverence, you know?

park the car in the middle of the street

having a barbecue on the

sidewalk is all about reverence

It is an intangible cultural heritage

la reverhans dos cariocas

is sponsored and

protected by the same

I should, right?

Let's go, let's go, let's draw this parade, let's go

change it there

It's not not being the vecmo

Oh my God here

comes the Frenchman

It's not worse, you told you,

they love to show off the

thousand and one skills she has

wow she is very talented

is talented

look at this

look how well she

does and learns

Hehehe

Come here, there's something you don't know how to do

well, sometimes I have trouble putting up with you Miguel

alcohol tobacco and gambling

There's a better life these days

sex is missing

Will it happen later?

Oh wait a minute

Miguel wait a minute

focus on the game dad sorry

He's always like this, he loves

exposing our sex life to everyone

then he said

I didn't even realize

You can't stop drinking a little, Miguel, and

you try to fuck your wife from time to time

Who knows, maybe this way you'll be less insecure.

It's because I was doing something

nice when you interrupted me

I understand now it's our fault

That's why you left me, it's

because I couldn't handle it

no my love

Sex is just one detail in a relationship

This is coming from manifomani Miguel Flávia

come here, it's my lie

look I'm a very lucky guy

I don't believe in luck

I believe more in competence

Look what you do, you

always ruin everything, right?

Go talk to her

go

have denial

oh she

don't want to talk to anyone

the bruschetta must be ready

Hey

I don't think it was a good

idea for us to come, right?

there was another option

there are always other options

It was good that you came

When we stay here alone it's much worse

you need to see when

he's depressed it's hell

I can understand how you haven't left Miguel yet

I can't understand

how you left him

you were lucky

Alan is a perfect man

see there, Flávio

all due respect

when we were children

that grandma was playing the piano

and grandma was singing until late

I remember

I remember she got really drunk

but I didn't know why she got so weird

I feel so much but so much

I miss that time so much

of everything

of their people on vacation here

Sometimes I have a feeling that

I just really exist in this house

and even

So it's because I just wanted to know about going to Disney

You hated me, right?

I never hated you Flávio

we just always had different

interests, that's all

children are not

interested Elisa

oops bruschetta

AA

do not leave

oh I can't have sex

like this get out get out

Miguel there, faggot, fuck

You're crazy, you almost kicked me in the mouth so much

very invasive

I believe Flavia

please

there

there

haha

have insomnia

it's more or less

I'm going to bed now

We made a lot of noise,

the house is like that

you can hear everything

sorry we will be more

careful in the future

you don't need to say sorry

goodnight

I wanted to thank you

for welcoming us so well

I'm very happy to be here

Having met you, Elisa

always spoke a lot about you

Miguel, she always

talked a lot about you too

funny I imagined you different

How different

I don't know without

a room, you know

turned off

like a supporting character

It must be the way Elisa sees me

Am I like that

not even a little bit,

in fact, quite the opposite

good I'm going to sleep

good night Flávia

good night Alan

heat

are you going to do yoga now

Go ahead Miguel, I'll come later

oh love you can go with him

then I'll catch up with you

I'll stay here with Flávia

Are you sure there's no

danger you two here alone?

imagine no danger with these

nicknames that I was born with

Have you noticed that he doesn't kiss me anymore?

it's natural

they have been together for a long time

Alan and I have been together

a lot less time than you two

Do you think he still likes you?

why did you notice something

I don't know maybe what

for example oh

him playing your

song on the piano

among other things that scare

I thought you were talking

about Alan Miguel, of course not

Flávio imagine a lie,

have you already noticed

He flirts with

everyone including me

but that doesn't mean anything

you are different

Elisa of course

We also haven't dated

It's natural for you to flirt with

him too, I also flirt with everyone

everyone flirts with everyone but I

don't want anything to do with Miguel

God forbid you might not want anything to do with him

but you can confess that

you like him at least a little

come here other

things other things

What did you say you saw him

playing our song on the piano

among other things, what other

things do you like about him?

Of course you don't want to be with him now

but confess, you still like

him a little, that sucks Flávia

You were the one who decided to date

my ex, you know, stop reversing things.

It's not my fault and

you were mad at me so don't

I wasn't upset, you

fell in love with him

It finally happened, I

always knew you liked him

It happened while you were

dating, it didn't happen later

oh ok haha

Do you think I didn't realize you

were hitting on him in front of me?

you were always kind of in love with him

you me oh what a bag

You're making a very serious accusation,

Elisa, oh, it's an accusation.

Now we're in court,

that's it, look

I never did anything to myself while you were dating, never

damn it's fucking cold

we are taking too long

If you want I can take a look at what happened

you said there was no danger

look come here

I'm going there I'm going

there and I'll be back

enjoy

where is Flávia?

left

although what do you mean although

she took the car and went home

told us to call her

when we want to go back she'll come and

get her, she's really crazy, isn't she?

call as there is no signal here

because that's why she did that

we had a little argument

you guys fought

we fight

why

she is jealous

from who

stop being ridiculous

she is ridiculous

will it be clear

There's no reason for

that, there isn't Miguel

do you still feel something for me

I feel

I feel hate

resentment that kind

of thing for Miguel

no one is watching

My God, did you really

think I was going to kiss you?

you coward, right?

always with this joke excuse

adventure thriller

I'm starting to get in the way

of my relationship with Flávia

my relationship with

you doesn't matter

so as to

I swear I will get better

I swear I don't promise

which bag has no cover

there illusion fan

anyone want a joint me

For the love of God Miguel you

will have to go there and get the car

I'm crazy I'm high

It's you who has it,

right? You're to blame

It's my fault you got into a fight

Alan, this really isn't going to

work, you know, we better leave.

we go home and pack our bags

apologize for anything and go to Rio

and look for a place to stay for now

Marisa or

So okay guys, I'm

going to go get this car

you can stay here and wait

Look, I think I'd rather

get the car back quickly

please love

Don't worry, in two

joints I'll be back soon

there he will come and look for you

Want me to drive?

knows how to use manual Cami

more or less I need to remember

I think I made something

wrong, you passed the third

start the car

step on the clutch

exactly

you are mistaken

now you will let go

what it was

beauty for that goes

I'm going to change

I already told you

oh, do it like this

I'm going to be serious in a way

that you won't even recognize me

I know I promise

There's no point anymore,

I already fought with Flávia

stop it and do it like this

I'll talk to her

and I'll sort it out

I'm going to tell

Flávia, look Flávia

you are the woman of my life

I don't have eyes for anyone anymore

You know this monogamous litany,

these lies we tell our spouse

our impressive

Miguel your change you

Your state of shock is magic, isn't it?

There's just one thing I

want you to know, pay attention

I don't want to have anything with you haha

doubt

I doubt you haven't

changed anything, right?

the queen of black cocada always

finds herself with the whole ball

thank God

sorry

all good

please don't go away

Do you have any doubts,

Flávia, will this work?

cousin sorry

I don't want to fight with you anymore

I promise I won't think nonsense anymore

all good

I'm sorry

magnanimous huh

Let's go home and open the

wines and celebrate Fic's Day