Original subtitles

These clothes are really chic!

These styles are really cute!

But who brought them in?

They call me bumpkin...

I'm too conservative

I'm too stubborn

I'm just old-fashioned

| think they're dreadful

| have my own ideas

Don't say following is fashion

Every one follows fashion blindly

They think they know the scene

The modern bumpkin seems a fool

He always feels inferior

It's a pity he's always the underdog

A brainwash is what he needs!

These clothes are really chic!

These styles are really cute!

But who brought them in?

They call me bumpkin...

I'm too conservative

I'm too stubborn

I'm just old-fashioned

| think they're dreadful

| have my own ideas

Don't say following is fashion

Every one follows fashion blindly

They think they know the scene

The modern bumpkin seems a fool

He always feels inferior

It's a pity he's always the underdog

A brainwash is what he needs!

These clothes are really chic!

These styles are really cute!

But who brought them in?

They call me bumpkin...

These clothes are really chic!

These styles are really cute!

But who brought them in?

They call me bumpkin...

You'll surely get a job looking at the classifieds

compete with your real talent

Do as you're told to get promoted

you have to be practical...

Ladies and gentlemen

It is time for morning advertisements

wish you a great day ahead

Have a cigarette after breakfast,

what an enjoyment.

Why do these girls ignore you?

There must be something wrong with you

Use Bumpkin brand body odour cream

you'll smell fresh all day!

Good morning, manager

How can it be?

Yes, I'm out of wits

You think of something yourself

It's a well known fact that...

my boss is a bastard

| just asked him for a little salary raise & he refused

He is fierce and wicked

The worst is...

What are you doing?

Manager...

What is your monthly salary?

$500

Okay

Here is three months pay, get out

| don't want to see you again

Okay

Which department is this fellow from?

He delivers coffee

Oh...Delivers coffee

I'm too conservative

I'm too stubborn

I'm just old-fashioned

| think they're dreadful

| have my own ideas

Don't say following is fashion

Every one follows fashion blindly

They think they know the scene

The modern bumpkin seems a fool

He always feels inferior

“Bei Siu Fen, Secondary school graduate; just unemployed"

“Ingenuous and straightforward disposition"

Dear listeners, it's time again for

Mdm. Cha's Manly 30 minutes

First, a song to pep you up

Must buoy up, must have the ideal

There's no fear if you've ambition

Eliminate obstacles on the road

There's light even in darkness

With ambition and vision

Must take on all setbacks

Don't forget to bring out your vigor sign

or you'll not have energy

Willing to undertake great cause

You're young, don't be afraid of the obstacles

Be not scared if you are diligent

Enjoy each and everyday

Don't be afraid of hard work if you've to find your way

Be confident

Take a broad view of the world

Setbacks are everywhere

Great accomplishments don't just depend on luck

Have hope even if you see a dim light in the dark

Say, if you want to attract girls

but there's no chest hair

No problem, use Strong Man cream

and your chest hair will gradually sprout

Nobody will find out

Strong Man

With ambition and vision

Be prepared to take on all setbacks

Willing to undertake great cause

You're young, don't be afraid of the obstacles

Hello

Do you want to act in an advertisement?

What advertisement?

Graceful sanitary napkin

What? Act in sanitary napkin advertisement?

I'm certainly not going to do it

It'd be too embarrassing

I'm a man of principle, no way

A thousand dollars for an hour

When do we start?

“Hamburger- An Extra in advertisment shootings"

“Personality- A modern but orthodox bumpkin"

Hi

Hi

Hello

Hi

Done? How is it?

Please sign here

Please ready that camera

Higher

Fine

Change your post, face there

Good

Face that side

A little bit higher

Switch positon

Don't move, one more shot

Try to put your hair behind

Everybody switch position

Turn to that side

“Celina- Creative director of an Advertisment company"

“Personality- Self-confident"

Boss, can | use your phone?

We don't have a phone here

What's the big deal?

I've collected the money, boss

Why're you standing here for?

Go help in the kitchen

I'm here as an accountant, Mr. Feng

Now I'm asked to do delivery, be a waiter

collecting money and now to the kitchen

Young man, don't be so calculative

must think ahead

You'll gain by multi-tasking

Look at Xiao Hu, he has been with me for

so long and now a manager

Xiao Hu?

Why | haven't seen him before?

Xiao Hu...

It's time to wash the toilet

Go quickly

Be careful, it's very slippery

Can you be careful?

This is worth $500

Why are you standing? Go help in the kitchen

Must buoy up, must have the ideal

There's no fear if you've ambition

Eliminate obstacles on the road

There's light even in darkness

With ambition and vision

Must take on all setbacks

Willing to undertake great cause

Person behind will pay

Person behind will pay

Person behind will pay

Stop

Be not scared if you are diligent

Enjoy each and everyday

Don't be afraid of hard work if you've to find your way

Be confident

Take a broad view of the world

Setbacks are everywhere

Come have a look

Great accomplishments don't just depend on luck

Come...

“Fierce dog inside"

Must buoy up, must have the ideal

There's no fear if you've ambition

Eliminate obstacles on the road

There's light even in darkness

With ambition and vision

Must take on all setbacks

Hey, where did round head go?

Ask him to go get coffee

Hey... Robbery...

Brat

He wants to beat me

What do you want?

Watch out, | know you all

Give back my wallet, you hooligans

What does that mean?

What's the meaning of this?

I don't know

What does that mean? Tell me

Hi

Hi

Come in...

Hey, what do you want?

Didn't you hear? Place your orders...

Four coffees

What?

Four coffees, old man

Get me a towel

No towel

Face towel

Scoundrel

Devil

What is it?

Did you see my foot cloth?

Foot cloth?

That blue colour cloth

The blue one

Come here

Come here

This towel smell good

What perfume is it? Tell me

so that | can buy it

Ok...I'Il tell you in a while

Smells nice, you try it

Big brother, do you always get the chicks?

Of course, what's the matter?

Can you go over to teach me?

Are you waiting for your boyfriend?

Yes, I'm waiting for my boyfriend

He's not coming

Yes, he's not coming

He's already here, just behind you

Oh yeah, it can't be

Sorry...

lam sorry.

Hi

Come here

Sorry

What is it?

Sorry

Go...

Hurry

Why're you standing here, old lady?

Call the police

Shhh...

-Hi -Hi

Let's get out of here

We won't do it again

Please show mercy

Please help

Forget it...Let them go

Quick...crawl out

Hey... You can't leave

Why?

It's them, they broke my things

How dare you fight here

That guy broke it

Yeah

You're unreasonable

This is outrageous, broke the things

and you still squabbling

Help

Help

So, it's you

Aren't you Bei Siu Fen?

You know each other?

We've known each other for a long time

We grew up together since childhood

That's great, then you'll pay for the damages?

All right...

Wait for me, I'll go deal with him

Thank you very much

So you know each other

We are friends

| calculated, it's $1500

$1,500

$1,000 is enough

Boss, you're such a kind person

I've to pay one month extra for firing you

You're firing me?

Of course

Your friends are all dubious

No one is good. Go...

What are you doing?

This money is just enough for compensation

But who brought them in?

They call me bumpkin...

These clothes are really chic!

These styles are really cute!

But who brought them in?

It's torn

Hey, look

What?

Don't | look like him?

Yes... Yes...

Didn't you say you went to see your

grandfather in US with your fiancee?

| hate my grandfather

He doesn't like your fiancee?

You bet he does

She has now become my grandmother

Come on, let me introduce my friend to you

He is Naughty Child

Hello

Have some food

Come here

He is Ta Niu

Hi

We grew up together since childhood

Actually he has saved my life once

He is a would-be university student

A university student must be knowledgeable

then will you advice me?

My girfriend is pregnant

That's simple, marry her

Marry her?

Mary, Lily, Winnie, Nancy, Betty

all of them are pregnant

how can | marry so many of them?

Come here...

Meet Mold

A friend of mine

He is my new friend

Hello

Clean your hands

So dirty

Have some more

Come, come here

Alright, | have to go home

My mom is waiting for me at home Fielarelialatzia

Have one more piece

Delicious

Delicious

Not bad

What's this?

Dried cockroach

It's such bad luck ever since | married you

I've to wash the floor, do the dishes, clean the toilet

clean the kitchen, day in day out

Il wash everything

Me too

What do you wash?

Wash myself

Wash your head

Yes...Wash my head, foot, face and hands

and there's a lot more to wash

Daddy

I've something to talk to you

No need, you're back so early

It's either you've struck the lottery, or got fired

you looked so dejected,

you must have been dismissed

Daddy, you've guessed it

Right, daddy also...

Say no more

you don't have the courage to tell your mom

Yes, | don't know how to put it

This matter...

Just ignore your mom

She's insane

Say I'm insane behind me

if you dare, say it in front of me

Of course | dare not

You know you don't have guts

If | had guts, | would have divorced you

It's useless talking to you

Ah Fen, did they dismiss you again?

You're always being dismissed

C'mon, cut it off

Ah Fen is waiting for the California university reply

He works only to kill time

Why are you so worked up?

You always side your son, it's like I don't exist

If you died, I'll feel comfortable

Aren't you comfortable now?

If | was, | wouldn't be eating burnt rice

Oh, my rice burnt again

Ah Fen, go out for a walk

Go, go

Hi

Hello, cousin

Bye

Why do you ignore me?

If you ignore me, I'm going to shout

Go ahead

Hello, baby

Hey, why is he gagging her mouth?

Must be sickof her bad breath

What? Really?

Hi

What a coincidence to meet you again

Let's go to a disco tonight

Count me out, I'm broke

My treat

That's great! Let's go

Let's go...

Go

My shirt is dirty

Go home and get changed then

Quick, go and get changed

Go...

How's the back drop?

Almost done

Excuse me, hang that picture higher

Celina, please sign here

Celina

This makeup is so outdated

Redo with a more fashionable makeup

The false eyelash, it's too low, fix it a bit higher

Higher

Higher

Higher

Lower on that side

Lower

Fine

Celina, how is it now?

Why is it like that?

You keep saying, higher... lower... higher, higher

Celina

The manager is scolding people again

Please go speak to him

Hang on a bit, I'll be right back

You're a bunch of good-for-nothings

You're driving me mad...

Manager, would you want all that jotted down?

Of course not

Where was I, read it back to me

Do you want me to read the filthy words?

Of course not

Then you haven't said anything that matters

You...

What's so funny? You only know laughing

Manager, why're you getting so mad?

Celina, one of our clients

is leaving us for another company

| Know, it's that Meddlesome Company

Actually, | already have a plan

but I don't have their information

Go look for it

Go immediately

You...

Hey, wait for me

Wait for me

Thank you

Thank you

Aren't you Celina?

Do you remember me?

Il was acting in that advertisement

Remember?

Let me introduce, this is Celina

This is my friend, Mr. Bei Siu Fen

This is his cousin Miss Chen

My friend is here, excuse me

Bye bye

Bye bye

Hey, get in the car

or we'll be late again

Cousin, let's go

Can | kiss you?

Can | kiss you?

Can | kiss you?

Are you deaf?

Can't you just do it?

lL also want a kiss

No, you'll spread disease by kissing

I'm not afraid, just spread the disease

Spread the disease, the more the better

| want you to keep spreading

Sir, pay the bill please

Keep the change

What is it?

Keep the change

Let's go

Hi...

Hi, Come on

Hi...

Hi...

Must buoy up, must have the ideal

There's no fear if you've ambition

Eliminate obstacles on the road

There's light even in darkness

With ambition and vision

Must take on all setbacks

Willing to undertake great cause

You're young, don't be afraid of the obstacles

Be not scared if you are diligent

Enjoy each and everyday

Don't be afraid of hard work if you've to find your way

Be confident

Take a broad view of the world

Setbacks are everywhere

Great accomplishments don't just depend on luck

Have hope even if you see a dim light in the dark

Must buoy up, must have the ideal

There's no fear if you've ambition

Eliminate obstacles on the road

There's light even in darkness

With ambition and vision

Must take on all setbacks

Willing to undertake great cause

You're young, don't be afraid of the obstacles

Cousin, shall we dance?

Dance? No

Your boyfriend is ignoring you

Let me be your boyfriend and keep you company

You're not my type

What type?

It's not some blood transfusion!

What's wrong with you? You pulled off her clothes

Where's my cousin?

She went to the toilet

Sir...We're closing

The bill is $495.5, thank you

Oh, where are my friends?

All gone

Wait, my girlfriend is in the toilet

No, everyone has left

| want to have a look

Told you she's not in there

You...

No

There's only one ladies toilet here

Yes

No others?

No

Stop playing dumb, pay the bill

Everyone has left

All gone

What about him?

He's different, everytime when | push him,

he'll pay the bill

Keep the change

See?

I only have 20, is it enough?

20 dollars?

Yes, it's enough to follow you home

It'll be better than to the police station

Take it

No 10% service charge

Don't fool around if you have no money

Ok...

Don't wake your mom

Did you turn off the hall lights?

Did you turn off the room lights

and the podium...

I've turned off everything... except your mouth

It's a fortunate turn of fate to get to know you

To be able to love you, I'd say my life is not in vain

Don't go, don't leave

Hey, what is it?

It's 10 o'clock and you're still dreaming

Ten o'clock

Ten o'clock?

Yes

Ten o'clock, why don't you wake me?

You didn't ask me to wake you

Ah Fen, wait

have some sweet potato soup first

A big bowl of sweet potato soup in the morning!

You've sleep in late, it'll help reduce heat

Hey...don't push me

I didn't push you, I'm catching my breath

You're so inconsiderate

Sorry, I've had too many sweet potatoes

Why're you standing here?

I'm taking out my money

Why don't you alight?

Get down

What's with this person?

| have no coins

I've had it with you, I'll pay

Thank you very much

Just don't pull my zipper up and down

C'mon, alight the tram

Why isn't he still here?

Why're you so late? Let's goin

| want to head for the loo

You know where's the toilet?

Allow me to introduce

a new product

It's from Africa

Men can have it

Women can also have it

Do you know what is it?

It's an African Seabed Coconut “wet not’ syrup

Use it to stop bed wetting

Where's the toilet?

That side...

So awful

Stop bed wetting

What are you up to all day?

How to film with such old props?

What? I'm scolding you now

not hitting you, why are you shouting?

You stepped on my foot

Director

Do you know what you're doing today?

Acting

This scene describes your mood

Here it goes

This...

Okay, | stepped on your foot again

right?

This scene is about

you being cheated by your cousin

and you're pregnant

You feel ashamed

but your cousin refused to admit

So you're very angry

However, this child does not

belong to your cousin

So you're very worried all the more

but you're afraid to let your mom know

So you're frightened to death

but you like the child very much

So you are happy

Director, | don't quite understand

Could you please repeat that?

You still don't understand? Let me explain

You feel ashamed, angry,

worried, afraid

Happy, in another words

It's like...

It's like Yangchow fried rice

Yangchow fired rice?!

Crazy, how can it be like this?

Director

You don't know what is acting

Anyway

just act according to the script

You, go to the toilet

then he follows her to the toilet

Director, what...

In brief, everybody go to the toilet

Come...Ready...

Bitter melon, scene one, take one

Cousin, how're you going to deal with me?

Funny, we're in it willingly

Cousin, you're so cruel

Say, even if you ignore me, what is going

to happen to the child?

That's your problem

Sorry, | had sweet potato soup this morning

so it's a bout of diarrhea, sorry

Nature's calls

Cleaning team

So long. Where've you been?

Don't talk about it

Let's go

-Celina -Hello

Take your position, ready

How is it?

Celina

Okay

Let me see you rehearse one more time please

Sure

Let's watch the performance first

Hey, you're in the toilet tissue commercial, right?

Let them complete the shoes advertisement first

The toilet tissue shot is later

After the next part, practise again

Not bad

Celina is over there

Of course, she will film with us later

What a fool!

I'll go say hello to her

Please carry on

Celina

Paul

All done yet?

All done

All done, but the lead actor is not here

Don't know where is he

What? The lead actor is also late?

I've other advertisment to film

Get a replacement

That'll be quite hard

That foreigner client insists on that person

and must be with a moustache and long hair

also must look like a bumpkin

Hi

Do you have the time?

Yes

You're in. Quick, help him to get changed

Go on, help him get changed

Hurry up

Hurry...Go...

O' baby, baby, this is favoured by advertising agents

All the products are designed for you

The sale of the products relies on you

Parents often proud of you

My dear baby, you're our clients

Lots of variety, surely you'll like it

New style everyday, the kids are good customers

It's fair for you to take your pick

No one is able to avoid advertisment

It affects one's buying decision

Promotion still depends on quality

Advertisment can increase the sale

You'll surely get a job looking at advertisments

Compete with your real talent

Do as you're told to get promoted

you have to be practical...

To get chicks, get your posture right

Want to be fit? Be a disco bumpkin

Put on lots of perfume

People dress up nicely just vying for admiration

No one is able to avoid advertisments

It affects one's buying decision

Promotion still depends on quality

to turn advertisment into sales

Fitness & toning products advertisments are attractive

All types of tonic are just for you

Spend more money to trade conceit and complacence

You can't hide your white hair even you dyed it black

Here's $300 for your work

You acted well, | will look for you next time

Oh right, Celina also praised you

Really?

Yes, bye

Celina is really nice

How could Celina like a fool like you?

Smoke?

No, thanks

It is hard to find a girlfriend if you don't smoke

If | don't smoke, girls will not like me?

Don't you watch the adverts?

Those men in the cigarette advertisements

are surrounded by women

I'm leaving, bye

What a bumpkin!

| would like to thank you

for giving me a chance there

| just got paid, can | treat you toa meal?

Celina

Didn't you get your pay?

It's not that

The pay is too low?

No, I got my pay

But, | was thinking...

Oh, sorry

Thank you for giving me the opportunity just now

I just got paid and would like to buy you a meal

but | know you'll not go

That is all

Bye bye

Come, get in the car

It is an honour to get to know you

It feels good to keep you company

It looks like | live just for you

This car is beautiful

The weather is really good today

The scenery outside...

Is really great?

Do you smoke?

No. Oh, yes...

It's in the compartment

What're you looking for?

Matches

Here

Thank you

Where's the lighter?

Threw it away...oops!

It was a lighter’?!

Your cigarette

Sorry, the seat is scorched

Never mind

Deliver the goods through the back door

He's with me

Can't come in without a tie

Can you lend him one?

Okay

Where's my friend?

Coming

Shhh...

You hold the harp

also grasp your own beautiful silhouette

La...la... That carving was according to the

appearance of spring...la...la

Playing with the harp strings

your hands and hair are also the strings

In your eyes are also strings

Dreams float here

Dreams also float away

Dreams also float away

Could you bring me a bottle of champagne please

That Rolls Royce is really beautiful

Where do you work?

I'm an accountant in a small cafe

but I do everything

It's the same in every profession

Young people should learn more

But | was dismissed yesterday

Leave the bottle here

Do you like to watch movies?

Movies? Yes

Have you seen "Oil Love"?

No

Would you like to watch it?

I'd sure like that

Wait here

Can | have the bill please?

Where did you go?

To buy the tickets

Buy tickets?

You said you wanted to watch the movie

Can l...can | not watch it?

No

How come?

| already got the tickets

Altogether it's $299.95

Here is $300. Let's go

Sir, we have no 5 cents change for you

Keep the change then

Let's go

Excuse me

Excuse me

Such a clumsy chap!

Could you please sit down?

Sit down

What do you want?

You stand up first

Could you please sit down’? | can't see

Excuse me please

What are you doing?

You're disturbing others

Come quick

What are you looking for?

| lost my chewing gum

Have another piece then

No, that chewing gum has my false tooth in it

You come over first

Come

Do you want to watch the movie?

Come...Hurry

What a coincidence, watching a movie?

This lady is so beautiful

Won't you introduce?

This is Naughty Child, this is Celina

Hi

The evening didn't go too well, is it?

Oh no, it was good

This is your home, right?

Yes...

Oh right, Celina...

thank you for giving me so much time

May I...

May I shake hands with you?

Bye bye...

Kick near the goal, come on, shoot

The chance is almost gone

What's there to watch?

Kick here, kick there. No fun

You don't know english, why watch the english channel

Alright, no one's gonna watch

Dad, it's late, why aren't you asleep?

And what makes you so ecstatic?

| got to know a very attractive girl

By the look of it, you seem to like her very much

You sure can say that again

Ah Fen, how attractive is she

Can you describe it?

She is...Very noble

Noble and capable

Capable and has character

Very charismatic

In brief, if one is to look for a mate

definitely must look for her

You're so lucky

| have been unlucky since | married your mom

Her anger is similar to a tiger

her wickedness is worst than a tiger

and horrible

Anyway...

She is kind to boys

I'm going to sleep

Wait, I've boiled sweet potatoes soup

Not sweet potato soup again

Ah Juan

Aunt

You haven't been here for a long time

Did you forget about aunt?

Don't know where have you been all day

Come, sit

You only know your friends

and forgotten everything else

Wait here, I'll get Ah Fen

No need

What's wrong?

It seems he doesn't like talking to me

Everytime we meet it's as if we're quarrelling

Just like his dad

So uncle is the same

Much worst!

But at times he is quite cute

He's back

Uncle

Sit...

I've found a job for Ah Fen

This gift is for you

Okay

Right?

Didn't | say he can be quite cute at times

What did you give me?

An automated electric rice-cooker

so | don't have to eat burnt rice everyday

Ah Fen, come here

Go to your room and sleep

| don't want to sleep yet

You don't sleep then accompany me to sleep

What’? Why don't you think about it

you snore and yet you want me to suffer

Goin

Let them both chat

Cousin, how're you going to deal with me?

Funny, we're in it willingly

Cousin, you're so cruel

Say, even if you ignore me

the child in me, how're you going

to handle once born?

Pluck its hairs, skin him, cut into pieces

add flour, and then deep fry it

Oh dear, you're so inhumane

how dare you do such a thing?

Ah Juan, don't cry

Don't cry, let me help you both decide

Don't worry, pick an auspicious day

and get married

What? Marry her?

Separate the twins, one north, one south

Each goes their own way

Messing around the whole day

makes me feel disgusted

It's as if I've lost my might, | feel worst than a girl

How can we be husband and wife

I'm at the end of my wits, don't you think so?

Such love is a waste of time

When mad, | feel like gnawing at someone

Everything seems at fault, so disgusting!

My lifestyle controlled by you, I've no status

Don't treat me as a child

I'll surely die if we become husband and wife

Kneeling down for trivial things l'll soon become lame

You resemble the boss while I'm a slave

This is not the way to love

Ah Fen, are you okay?

I'm fine

You must stand by him from now on

Take care of the goods

Mr. Li, I'm Bei Siu Fen

Fifth uncle introduced me here as sales person

Only for $500 per month

| Know, but it dosen't matter

How about $300

Il mean...

400

Il mean...

300

Il mean...

It's 400 or it's 300

it's 300 or it's 400

400 or 300

300 or 400

400 or 300

300 or 400

400 or 300

300 or 400

A400...

Okay, start work immediately

But...

Go attend to the customer

Remember, our slogan is

The customer is always right

Go...Go...Go work

Go attend the customers

I'm the sales person

This shirt for 120 is too expensive

This is unreasonable

Yes

Can it be cheaper?

Sure

Five dollars?

Okay

Wrap it up

Excuse me, sir

the shirts here are fixed price

What the heck!

Even your staff agrees the price is unreasonable

Bring it here

No...

Unreasonable price, you'll close down soon

Yes

Hamburger

Hamburger

Hamburger

Pal, your house

is full of these gadgets

That's fine

Looking for me?

What is it?

Do you remember

you introdued a lady to me the other day?

Celina

You like her, right?

No

I think she is fine

You like her, what's there to explain?

No

No

But it isn't that | formally ‘like her’

It's either you say you like her

or go home think about it then come back to me

Ok... Even if | like her

Of course she wouldn't like you

That's not true. It isn't that she doesn't like me

So does she like you or not?

Hey

Turn around. Let me take a look at you

What?

Look at you, it's not easy for someone to like you

Clodhopper

What's a clodhopper?

A bumpkin's bumpkin

Let me lend you something good

then everything will be fine

Remember to coordinate your movements

Celina please

Coming

Why did you let this Indian come in?

Let's go

Hey... your fly is open

Hello

Mr. Bei? I've no time to meet clients today

What is it?

Forget it, he's already here

It's you again!

-Hi -Hi

I'm here to tell you

If you go out with other men

| don't mind

Good

| won't interrupt your work

How about | call you

No...

Then you call me?

Ok...

Bye

Betty, next time don't let Mr. Bei come in

Hi, it's me again

| forgot to give you my phone number

This is my home phone number

This is the number at my office

This is Hamgurger's number

Remember, you'll get me if you call him

Okay

Here's the number of the restaurant that | always go to

| go there quite frequently

and this is my grandmother's number

Um, you'll mostly get me there

Remember to call me

Go on quick, bring me the contract

Yes...

Celina

Looking for me?

Yes, Celina

It's about the guy we used for the last advertisment

Ever since he is on TV

sales of the goods has been rising

So the insurance advertisement customer

insists on using him

But... he...

No more ifs & buts

We must use him

Okay, I'll look for him

Go call the doctor quick

Okay. The doctor...

Mr. Li, my mom asked you to give me a small raise

Okay, I'll go ask my mom

This is not what | mean

You created trouble for me earlier

| haven't yet got even with you yet

Get what even?

You said it yourself

Stop talking and go attend the customers

Go, don't just stand here like a log...

Remember to recommend goods to customers

Sir, would you like to buy a tie?

I never put on atie

Hat, how about getting a hat?

| don't like to put on a hat

Sir, what about buying underpants?

| don't wear those

Can | help you?

Where's the toilet?

Straight ahead

Hey...that's the ladies toilet

Don't | look like a woman?

Where's the toilet?

Are you a girl or a boy?

Trying to take advantage of me?

You can't be going to the toilet, right?

No, you've a phone call

Hello, who is it?

It's Celina

Celina, what is it?

| like to meet you

Okay, I'll come immediately

Sorry

Hello

Hamburger, Celina wants to meet me

I'm at work now, how to go out?

You can say there's an urgent matter at home

What urgent matter?

Just say your mom has been admitted to the hospital

Hospital? Okay...I'Il say that

Hey...It's not serious enough

why not say your mom died in hospital

Okay...I'Il say that

Oh no, | forgot my keys

Did you bring yours?

No

Then how do we get home?

Why don't you look for Ah Fen?

He works at the shop just round the corner

You're quite clever

That | ain't. Wouldn't have married you if lwas

What?

Welcome

I'm not here to shop

I'm looking for someone

Is Bei Siu Fen here? I'm his mom

He is on leave, he went to the hospital

He said his mom died

Betty, I'm looking for Celina

Hello

Celina, your guest is here

Okay, I'm coming

Please wait for a while

Okay

If you're after Celina, you can forget it

Here's $10, go to the shop downstairs,

buy a mirror and look at yourself

Come, follow me out

Celina, wait

I'm returning you the $10 for buying a mirror

I'll give you another $10

Go to a pharmacy

buy some cream to apply on your thick skin

Tch...you forgot to zip up again

Have a seat here

I'll get changed and be right back

Okay

What's the noise? Are you all right?

What is it again’?

Okay...I'm coming down

Don't worry

| used to fix these

lll get it fixed quickly

Never mind...Put it down

Put it down

I'm going to the toilet

Goto the toilet?

Storage room, right?

Yes

Ah Fen, sit here

| may be fierce

but you don't have to curse me to death

Today's matter,

it wasn't intentional, don't take it to heart

It doesn't bother me at all

Of course, you're not the one being cursed

You have been fired again

You don't need to go to work tomorrow

That's good

Anyway, I'm not free tomorrow

So! don't need to apply for leave

Done on that side

Coming

Is it okay?

No problem

Celina, please sign here

Where is that group of hoodlum extras?

They're over there

I've to go to the toilet

So problematic

Do they need to put on make-up?

No need, this is fine

Where is Bei Siu Fen?

A car has been sent to pick him up

Brother, it's him

He's the one that caused me trouble

Yes

Let's beat him

Hey...I'm leaving

Don't go, keep me company for a while

You're a big shot now

still want someone to keep you company

He's leaving

Please sign here

We can vent our anger on this one

Thank you

Come here... You stand behind me

You stand here

Throw your punch at me

You kick me here

You attack my shoulder

Okay, let's give it a try

Give it a try. Ready, come

OK

Good, splendid

Remember

Lead actor, come here

Go...Go there

Hey...Lead actor

Are you the lead actor?

Can you do what I've done before?

| can't

-How? -Okay

Can you do it?

Yes?

Yes...

Okay, come on

Ready

Ready, quiet please

This is for real

Ready, Camera

Pal, just acting

Acting

Very good

Next scene

Next scene

Buy Chin's Insurance, you'll die in glory

Good...

Very good

Well done

Splendid

Very well done, I'm very satisfied

The contract...

Come to sign at my office tomorrow

Okay, let's go for a drink

This deal depends entirely on me

| don't know what these morons are up to!

Aren't you happy?

No

Anyway I'll be going back to U.S. in a few days

My home is there

You're going back to U.S.?

Yes

That's great

I'll be going to U.S. to study

rll visit you

Okay, come visit me and my son

You have a son?

And also a daughter

My husband likes the daughter

and | like my son

You must come visit us

I'll write you my phone number tomorrow

Well, I've got to go

Bye bye

I'll do my best to love you

My life is not in vain

Hi...

What are you doing?

You just keep following me

Aunt asked me to follow you everyday

Hello

Hamburger, you want me to come now?

Okay...I'Il be there right away

Where're you going? I'm going too

Okay, come, I'm going to the toilet

Why did you call me?

What is it?

What happened?

They kicked me there

That bunch of savages

What again?

I'm hit there again

Let's go

What's going on?

He was beaten up by the savages

did you know?

Call the police then

Police? Why don't you go with us?

Cut the crap, let's go

Come on

It's hard to walk

All these wrecked cars

Damn

Where's Mold?

He must have gone home

What a bunch of ingrates

I'll tear his bones out when | get back

There's still a party here so late

Yes

Here

They're the ones that beat me

Hey, you attacked my brother

What a good deed!

What do you want?

We want to do another good deed

At least you know to turn a new leaf

You're too naive, | want you to die

No so easy

Looks like Bruce Lee

At least you know I'm as good as Bruce Lee

| mean you're gonna live short, like Bruce Lee

Get him

After him

1,2,3,4

After him

Let's go

Let's go

Hide

Hide quick

What should we do?

So many of you

You outnumber us, you're not heroes

Man, we ain't no heroes, we're hoodlums

You're a bunch of fools

After them

Quick...

Search

What now?

Let's just see

Don't push

I'm afraid

What's there to be afraid of?

| can't hold it

What?

I've got to pee

Then go

There's no toilet

That side

There...

Go

No

Now what?

It's not coming out

Hurry up, we're leaving

The zipper's stuck

Let's go if you're done

Never mind, I've wet my pants

They're gone

Hurry...Get out...

Hurry, they'll catch you again in a while

Don't shout

I'm fine. It isn't me, he has been clamped

That side

They're coming, hurry

After them...

Don't run...

They're gone, check if they're in the car

Okay

After them...

Follow me

Hit him...

Why he can't be knocked out?

That way

Faster...

Check on Lou

Ignore him, carry him away

Carry away...

Lucky, at least this place is safe

but too dark

Any cigarette?

What's with you, smoking at this time

To keep me awake

Here...where's the light?

Thank you

What is it?

Why attack own people?

Go after them

Go...

Don't move, leave it to me

Let's go

It's absurd

Hey

Let's go

Let's go

Come out

We got your brother

Take care of them

What now?

Don't worry, we'll have reinforcement

Reinforcement?

Don't move

Cousin, are you all right?

How did you know we'll have reinforcement?

All movies end this way, fool!

Have a seat...

Old man, next time you're not allowed to say

I cannot speak English

Naughty Child already taught me

You can speak English, show me

Hi

Hi

Let's go to disco

No, I'm going to a concert

I've a date

It's not...

Not?

You're...

Aunty

Please come in and have a seat

Did you date her?

It's not him, | dated her

Hi

She is my Partner

Bye bye

Let's eat...

I'm leaving

Wait, I've made sweet potatoes soup

Good

Everybody, let's eat

These clothes are really chic!

These styles are really cute!

But who brought them in?

They call me bumpkin...

I'm too conservative

I'm too stubborn

I'm just old-fashioned

| think they're dreadful

| have my own ideas

Don't say following is fashion

Every one follows fashion blindly

They think they know the scene

The modern bumpkin seems a fool

He always feels inferior

It's a pity he's always the underdog

A brainwash is what he needs