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Get him, Pablo.

What the hell? I'm not

expecting anyone.

Who closed the door?

My god, I haven't seen you in so long!

What are you doing here? My unit came home early.

Me too.

I'm so excited.

I look way more excited than you.

No more, please, no more.

I was not expecting to come home to this.

What?

It's just too much. I'm just so excited.

I know you're excited. It's just too much, too much. Aw, you look so good.

Okay.

Come on, let's catch up.

Don't forget to check the floor.

Definitely. Challenge cockroach.

So then my first sergeant goes, what do you think I am, a second lieutenant?

Oh, man, that is so funny. Oh, my God. It's been so long.

We've got a lot of catching up to do. Yeah, we do.

I have so many things planned. We have a lot of catching up to do. Awesome.

Yeah.

What's the matter? Are you tired?

I'm actually a little tired. It was a long drive back from base.

Oh, well, you can't be tired. Let me make you some coffee. Okay, definitely.

Yeah. I have so much stuff for us to do. Awesome.

I'll just wait for you right here.

plan. Like I really want to go to Disney World. It's been so long.

I need to go to a water park.

Definitely get my tan on.

We have to go hiking too for sure.

I'm on this workout kick so basically like I have to go hiking because

I didn't work out at the gym two days ago.

So we got to do that.

Let's definitely go to like Dave and Buster's too.

Oh yeah, definitely Dave and Buster's.

Hmm, what else can we do?

Yeah, you know what?

Maybe we should go work out together.

Does that sound good?

I wanna go test drive a couple new cars.

You're not gonna pass out.

I'm making this coffee extra strong.

You better stay up, it's almost done.

Coming,

I promise.

I have a slow coffee maker, sorry. We need to upgrade that too. We gotta go to

Target, let's go to Target too.

You want any sugar in your coffee?

Sure.

Put some extra sugar in it. It wakes you up.

Oh, it's almost done.

Coming for you.

We're going to have so much fun.

I heard Jay -Z's coming in concert, too. We gotta go see him.

Yeah.

Hey, it's about done.

Stop that.

Mmm.

I'm gonna try it first, actually.

Perfect. Nice and strong.

Aww.

Sleepyhead.

My little brother.

Here, let me make you more comfortable.

Someone's tired.

And all these things planned for us, too.

You must not hear me rambling about everything I wanted to do.

It's okay, I'll make you nice and comfortable for your nap.

get these things off there

we go

so

it's way more comfortable again

You have to find you a blanket.

Wake you up.

There you go.

Oh yeah.

You should have a blanket over here. It's so fun.

I didn't think it would be that big aww, you tired?

you need to go night night

Why am I naked?

What the... I

told you I was... fun. You're going to have

fun, right?

I had so much fun.

I just want to keep on dancing.

You're so much fun. It's been forever.

It's been years.

I haven't seen you in so long.

I know.

I laid dances on your heart.

Remember that at the club? I loved it.

Best brother ever.

What?

You're just getting so better looking. It's crazy.

Thank you.

Wow.

What?

Did you miss me?

Yeah. How much? I miss you so much.

I think about you occasionally.

You do?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

What is that?

What?

You have a boner?

I mean, yeah,

sorry.

What happened? Just from dancing?

Yeah, I mean, I haven't really done anything in a year, so.

Oh, whoa.

It kind of just happened.

Yeah, no, it's okay.

You sure?

Yeah, I wanted to show you something. What?

Look what I grew while you were gone.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

You did miss me, huh?

Yeah.

Holy shit.

I mean... It has been a year, huh? It has. It's been

a long time.

I'll just take this off yeah and just do it like I

did I want to see it

It just stands up like that. Yeah, it does.

It's been so long.

Let's see that.

Maybe I should be the first in the year.

Yeah, is my brother like that?

Love it. It's been so long.

I don't know how you can go a year without this.

Me neither.

There

you

go.

See how I'm a year.

Thank you.

I just want to blow you, my God.

I never expected this.

No? Neither did I.

It's been a million years.

I know, right?

Isn't that crazy?

Yeah, the crazy part is that I used to peep on you when I was in high school

you were taking a shower.

What?

That was you?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That was me.

Oh, really?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, did you like what you saw when you peed on me?

I definitely did.

Such a good sister.

I used to give a lot.

I'm not letting you off that easy.

What do you mean?

You know what I mean.

I'm not letting you off that easy.

I'm not done with you.

But I just finished.

I'm sure you can do it again.

I mean, a year is a long time.

What are you going to do? I want you to fuck me again.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

That feels so fucking good.

Ugh.

I just got my new orders in and I'm being redeployed.

So I'm going to be leaving real soon.

Kind of upsetting.

I don't want this to ever change.

Me neither.

I don't want you to leave.

I don't want to leave either.

Hey, I have something I want to ask you.

What?

I, Ricardo, take you, Dava, my sister, my lover, my soulmate, to be

my wife.

Well, I, Dava, take you, Ricardo, my brother, my lover, my soulmate,

to be my husband.

It's so big.

I guess we're married now, sis.

I guess we are.

I don't even remember

See you again.

I had no idea about any of this.

Me neither.

Do you think there's other couples like them?

I don't know, but they shouldn't.