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The Losing Edge
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This is is, Stan.
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If you strike this kid out,
we all get to go home.
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Now batting for Conifer is little Alan Barkas.
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No hit no hit can't hit can't hit
can't hit it can't hit it can't hit it.
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Hit it out of the park, Alan!
South Park sucks!
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Just look at those boys out there, lovin' the great
game of baseball like we did when we were kids.
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Aw God, I'm so borrred.
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I see a ladybug- Hello lady ladybug.
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Strike.
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That was no strike!
What the hell is wrong with you, ref?
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Good call, ref! Good call!
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Come on, Alan! This pitcher throws like a girl!
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What'd you say?!
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You heard me, asshole!
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You want me to kick your ass right here?!
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Randy, sit down.
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You want a piece of me?!
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'Cause I'm pretty sick of your Goddamned mouth!
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Whattaya wanna do, huh?
Whattaya wanna do?
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Randy, don't!
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You'd better shut up, asshole!
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I'm standin' right here!
How do you wanna handle it?
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I told you to SHUT UP!
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Aw Jesus, not again.
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Come on, Stan! Just strike this kid
out so we can end the season!
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Strike three! You're out!
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Yes! It's over! It's over!
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That's it. South Park wins the game 4 to 0.
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We're done! No more baseball!
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No more boring baseball until next year!
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We can start having fun again!!
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Yeah, we did it, boys!
We did it!
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We're going to the finals!
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... What?
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Well we won! That means we've
got the best record in the division!
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Congratulations, boys!
You're goin' on to the post-season.
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Post-season?
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Nobody said anything about a post-season.
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There's more little-league baseball for South Park!
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No...
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NOOO!!
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This is for what?!
Arresting me for what?!
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I'm not allowed to stand up for myself?!
I thought this was America!
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Huh?! Isn't this America!?
I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
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I can't believe it.
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I can't believe we have to keep on playing.
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Nobody told us if we win too many
games we'd go on to the finals!
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Look, you guys, maybe it's not all that bad.
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Not all that bad??
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How could you say that?!
You hate this game more than any of us!
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I know, but listen:
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the finals are all sudden-deatn
elimination, right?
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That means as soon as we
lose one game, our season is over.
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Well yeah, but... we usually win.
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All the other teams are worse than us.
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Yeah. Let's face it, we're winners.
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I know we can lose if we try.
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You mean, throw the game?
You know how our parents are about this sport.
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Yeah. My dad always said "It's Okay to lose,
but if you don't try, wuh you're grounded, Mister."
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Okay, so then we'll just tell the other team
quietly that we're gonna let them win,
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then we'll act like we're trying.
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Our parents will never know.
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We'd better hope they never know,
or else there's gonna be heck to pay.
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Heck, I tell ya!
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Boy, that was great, wasn't it?!
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Yeah, our boys really stuck it to 'em!
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You're out.
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How much was bail this time?
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Hundred bucks, no big whoop.
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Boy, you really beat the crap out of that Conifer dad.
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Well somebody had to put that
knucklehead in his place.
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Yeah, well, you'd better watch
yourself in the playoffs.
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Wha-what do you mean?
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I mean, you always get in a fight with scrappy
redneck dats up here in the mountains,
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but some of those Division Two dads are tough!
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Yeah, those dads get REALLY drunk and obnoxious.
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I can fight anybody. I just need to train.
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I just need to get in the best shape of my life.
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the Beatles in the White Album in Helter Skelter. Okay.
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We want to welcome all South Park parents to Fort Collins,
and the Little League Division One Playoffs.
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Uhh, hay guys, look, we don't wanna win, so uh,
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here's a list of all the pitches
I'm gonna throw, in order.
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I don't think so, South Park
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Yeah, you think we wanna win?
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Then we have to keep playing this boring game!
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- Yeah!
- You hate this game too?
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Yeah! And then we won the stupid regionals
and had to do this lousy-ass tournament!
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We wanna play video games.
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Oh no!
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Look! We're gonna be the losers tonight, all right?!
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I don't think so!
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There's no way you can lose to us!
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We're going doowwn!
We're gonna get creeaamed!
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No, we're gonna get creamed!
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We'll just see about that!
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- Oh yeah?
- Yeah!
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Oh boy, they're really gettin' into each
others' heads out there.
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Yeah! Let's go, South Park!
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These Fort Collins kids got nothin'! Wooo!
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Come on, Fort Collins! Let 'em have it! Yeah!
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Guess that's my guy.
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I can take him, no problem.
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All right, hit one out of the park!
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And first up for Fort Collins is... Morgan Pratt.
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Knock it out of the park, Morgan!
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Cream these turds!
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- Steerike!
- Yeah!
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- Yeah, all right!
- Damnit!
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Come on, kid, you gotta at least swing at it.
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No way! I'm striking out!
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Dude, he's not gonna swing!
So just throw balls.
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That way he'll have to walk to first base.
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Ball!
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All right!
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- Morgan!
- What?
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You have to swing when it's a ball,
otherwise, you're gonna walk to first base.
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Don't swing, only if it's a strike!
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Well how the Sam Hell am I supposed to know
if he's gonna be throwing a strike or a ball?!
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You just have to guess.
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Aw, Jesus!
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Ball. Balll.
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Steerike two!
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No!
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That was no strike, that was a terrible pitch!
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You need some Goddamned lasik surgery!
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Attaway, South Park! They ain't swingin' at nothin'!
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Come on Fort Collins! This team can't pitch!
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There you go, Morgan! Run run run!
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Aw damnit!
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Why the hell did you swing at it?!
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Well I thought he was gonna throw
a ball that time!
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Strike three! You're out!
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All right!
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Ball four!
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What?!
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Walk to first! Woo!
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Goddamnit!
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- Safe!
- Crud!
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Fort Collins can't play!
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Why don't you shut your mouth
before I kick your ass!
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Come on, let's go! I'm right here!
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Randy...
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Sit down before you get hurt!
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Mother bitch!
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Goddamnit!
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Strike three!
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That's it. South Park wins the game.
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Aw spit!
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Oh I'm sorry! Why don'tcha get
'im on chars in America, I'm sorry!
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Welcome to Greeley, home of the Tigers.
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Strike three. You're out.
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Yeah!
All right! Yeah! Woohoo!
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- Goddmanit Brian, swing!
- Greeley sucks! Greeley sucks!
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Ball four!
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- Aw hamburgers.
- God!
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Strike three!
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How the hell was that a strike?!
Goddamnit, he's going to first!
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What, is this a Communist country or something?!
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I thought this was America!
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This is America! This is an honest America!
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Can you believe it, boys?!
We're playing in the State Championship Game!
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We're so proud of you kids!
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What happens if we win
the State Championship game?
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Well, then your whole season starts over,
but on the national circuit!
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You get to spend your whole summer playing baseball!
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What??
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You could do it, kids!
We know you can win State!
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Then we'll spend the whole summer going to
Nebraska, and to Iowa, and Wyoming.
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Oh no. No, no, no!
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Dad? Dad, we need to talk.
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Can you believe it, Stan?
State Championship game.
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It's... the greatest thing ever.
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Goddamnit.
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I've worked hard, believed in myself,
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and now I'm gonna be fighting in a
State Championship game.
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This is gonna be the biggest fight of my life.
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This is News 4, at noon.
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The Colorado Little League State Championship
is being played this week.
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Two teams of youngsters get to go head to head
at the major-league stadium downtown.
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Tom, I'm standing here with the little sluggers
and some of their parents, and I can;t tell you how excited they are.
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I don't suppose you guys want to win this game.
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Win? Why the hell would we want to win?
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Yeah. Then we'd have to play this boring game all summer.
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Little Stan Marsh is the pitcher for
the South Park Little League team, and Stan,
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how does it feel to be playing for the State Championship?
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Gay.
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Mr. Marsh, you must be very proud of your son.
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They've worked really hard to get here,
Chris,and, you know,
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I don't like to really "trash-talk," but,
I don't think Denver has a chance.
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Oho, well, I'm sure some of the Denver kids'
parents would disagree with you and your team-
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Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
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South Park is goin' down!
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Feel it comin'!
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You ain't got a chance, South Park!
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Here we go, Denver, here we go!
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Who's that?
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That's Tom Nelson, one of the Denver players' fathers.
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He goes to every game in that ridiculous outfit
and usually drinks too much and gets into a fight.
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There ain't no way some little
mountain kids can beat Denver.
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Not with my son on second base!
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Oho, looks like we got some parental
trash talking going on here.
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Mr. Marsh, any comments?
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Well I think that there's a uh...
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Mr. Marsh??
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Who wants to hear from a Mr. Marsh?!
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Iii am the ultimate Little League trash-talking father!
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Iii am the Bat Dad!
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All right, Mr. Nelson, let's go, come on.
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Bat Dad knows no fear!
Bat Dad knows no pain!
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I want you, Marsh! I want you!!
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Well, tension is certainly high here,
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but I guess everything will be decided on the playing field.
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Oh my God.
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Good luck! You're gonna need it.
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Yeah, you can't lose to us. We're terrible.
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Dude, what are we gonna do??
We can't win this game.
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Wiat. I've got it, you guys.
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A fifth point in a sports movie, the team always goes
out and finds a really sweet player to join their team.
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Like that motorcycle kid in Bad News Bears.
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Exactly right, Clyde.
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So what we need... is to find somebody
to join our team, who totally sucks ass.
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Hey yeah.
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We need to find the very worst
kid athlete in the whole world.
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Somebody who can't possibly win.
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But who?
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I know who.
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Announcing the arrival of flight six seven three,
from New York City.
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I'm baaack!
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There he is! Now, don't let him know we
think he's a loser, or else he won't play.
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Hello, cousin Kyle.
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Oh Jesus, that flight was terrible.
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They served a chicken dish with
hot sauce and it gave me gas.
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Dude, thanks for helping us out by joining our team.
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Well, you said you needed my help to win the big game, so here I am.
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I'll need a wipe cloth if I'm gonna play, though.
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Sometimes I sweat from holding the bat for
so long and then the heat steams up my glasses.
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He's perfect.
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Yeah, with him on our team,
we don't stand a chance.
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...I'm not gonna go.
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What?
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Stan's little league game, I'm...
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I'm not gonna go.
246
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Why?
247
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I just... don't think I can, all right?
248
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,058
You don't think you can?!
249
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,768
This is the biggest game of your son's life!
250
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,061
Wny wouldn't you go and support him? What-?
251
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Because I'm scared, all right?!
252
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:20,235
You wanna break me down?!
You wanna hear me say it?! I'm scared!
253
00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:23,572
I don't know if I believe in myself anymore.
254
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:26,283
I don't know if I can take this guy, Sharon.
255
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,328
So then, don't.
256
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:32,748
You don't have to get in fights
with other parents at Little League games!
257
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,249
Just sit there and watch!
258
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,044
Look, I get what you're trying to do.
259
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:41,048
You're trying to get me to realize that
I have to fight him because it's who I am.
260
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:45,469
No, I'm telling you you don't have to get thrown
out of games and make an ass of yourself.
261
00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,678
I've lost the edge.
262
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:48,764
I'm sorry, Sharon.
263
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,558
But you have to take Stan to his
Little League game alone.
264
00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:00,400
Welcoem to the Colorado Little League
State Championship Game!
265
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,529
This must be pretty exciting for these youngsters.
266
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,280
A chance to go to the national circuit.
267
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,493
You know what these guys look like to me?
268
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,661
A bunch of winners!
269
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,704
Yeah! We're about to get our asses kicked!
270
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,374
I don't think so! You guys are way too good!
271
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,750
You're the best at this game!
272
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:17,751
You're the best!
273
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,295
You guys are so good you'll probably go
all the way to win the national title!
274
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,297
Not a chance, 'cause we're gonna lose to you right now!
275
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:26,260
Here we go, Denver!
These South Park kids got nothin' on you!
276
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,928
Let's go, Denver!
277
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,680
Chris, will you sit down?
278
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,683
First up to bat for South Park, Kyle Schwartz.
279
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,811
Where do I stand?
280
00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:37,312
R-right over here.
281
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:48,198
Don't throw the ball too fast,
because I might get startled and I have asthma.
282
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:52,744
Strike 1!
Yeah! All right!
283
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:56,456
Jesus, not so close!
284
00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:59,251
That was three feet from hitting me in the head!
285
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,170
He's not gonna swing! Throw balls!
286
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,047
Oh Jesus!
287
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,591
Strike 2!
288
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,136
Wow, he IS great at sucking.
289
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:11,180
We're gonna lose! We're gonna lose!
290
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,932
Don't throw it so hard or so close next time!
291
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,476
Is it cold out here? I think I need a jacket.
292
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,501
- It's a bunt!
- Run kid, run!
293
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,404
Oh Jesus!
294
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,158
Aw crap!
295
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,583
I can't, I can't keep running like this!
296
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,001
I have corns in my feet!
297
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:42,794
Keep running, kid!
298
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:46,632
Throw the ball to third, you idiots! He's runnin' home!
299
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:49,593
Safe!
300
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,390
Oh Jesus, did you see that??
301
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,935
I hit a homerun! High-five, everybody!
302
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:02,523
Oh my God... their pitcher was
able to hit him right on the bat.
303
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:04,066
Dude, we had it all wrong.
304
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,318
While we spent all our time trying to make our tean suck,
305
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,946
these guys practiced
and got really good at sucking.
306
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:16,954
No!
307
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,539
Yeeaahh! Go Token go!
308
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,043
All right, Denver! You're up to bat now!
309
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,554
Out!
310
00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:37,182
Jesus Christ! They can bat themselves out!
311
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:47,067
Our whole summer, dude.
We have to play this boring game all summer long.
312
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,819
Son of a biscuit!
313
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,616
It's the bottom of the last inning here at Coors Field;
314
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:57,870
the score is South Park 23, Denver 0.
315
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:02,958
Strike 1!
316
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,418
Come on, Denver!
317
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,711
Get the lead out!
318
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,505
Do not cross the Bat Daaad!
319
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,716
Geez I realy wish this guy would shut up.
320
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:15,721
Why don't you just go home, South Park?
You can't beat Denver!
321
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,723
Denver sucks ass!
322
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:28,358
Come on, South Park!
These kids can't play!
323
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:31,987
In fact, these kids are terrible!
324
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,367
Strike 2!
325
00:18:37,493 --> 00:18:39,161
Oh Jesus, we're gonna win!
326
00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:42,039
I I never won a sport before; this is so exciting.
327
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:46,251
It's over, Denver! South Park whupped your ass!
328
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:49,922
You'd better shut your mouth
before I shut it for you!
329
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,050
What do you wanna do, huh?
330
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,392
This can't get any worse.
331
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:10,234
Now for the finishing move!
332
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:13,904
You're about to be Bat-Dadded!
333
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:23,372
It all comes down to this! South Park is just
one pitch away from being State Champions.
334
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,253
Oh geez, it looks like two parents are fighting.
335
00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:32,548
They'd better be careful.
The Little League has a no-tolerance policy.
336
00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:37,010
Stop! Stop, or you're gonna get your teams disqualified!
337
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,346
Disqualified?
338
00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:42,015
Fight! Keep fighting!
339
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,478
Break it up! Break it up!
340
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,953
That's enough! The next person that
fights is getting his team disqualified!
341
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:05,038
He's done for anyway.
342
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,459
Come on, Dad! Get up!
343
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,211
Get up! You have to fight!
344
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,590
All right, come on! Let's play ball!
345
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,551
RANDY! RANDY! RANDY!
346
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,095
Get up, Randy!
347
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:21,972
Get up, ya bum!
348
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:23,724
Get up, Randy! Get up, ya bum!
349
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,058
Get up, Randy! Fight! Fight for me!
350
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,694
Hey Bat Dad!
351
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,616
I didn't hear no bell.
352
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,622
Stop, stop right now!
353
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:52,503
I'm warning you, sir!
354
00:20:57,591 --> 00:21:00,677
That's it! That's it! South Park is disqualified!
355
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:07,309
South Park has been disqualified
from the game! Denver wins!
356
00:21:14,408 --> 00:21:15,943
We... We lost.
357
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,905
What? I thought this was a free country!
358
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:20,739
Dad!
359
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,450
You're the greatest.
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