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Die Hippie, Die
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Subtitles by Tzar
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Hello, ma'am. I'm working to clean up
the neighborhood from parasites.
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Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house?
I'm afraid you may have hippies.
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Hippies?
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Yeah, they've been poppin' up all over the neighborhood lately.
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Ms. Nelson next door had seven hippies in her basement;
they usually live in colonies.
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I don't like the sound of that.
Could I take a look in your attic?
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Oh yeah, boy. Take a look at this, ma'am.
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See that? Hippies.
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Oh my.
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These are what we call the uh giggling stoners.
Pretty common form of hippie, usually found in the attics.
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Problem is, if you see one hippie,
there's probably a whole lot more you're not seein'.
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Uh, whe-where's the backyard.
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Yep, that's what I thought. See that?
You've got a drum circle in your backyard.
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Oh, well they showed up a few days ago,
but I didn't think they were hurting anything.
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Yeah. You know, I had a guy in Jackson county.
He had a little drum circle in his backyard.
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It turned into a drum circle four miles in diameter.
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You get a few hippies playing drums
and next thing you know, you got yourself a colony.
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Oh dear. Well, so, so what do I do?
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Well, your attic could be so we can fumigate with polymerethane.
The drum circle we're gonna have to gas.
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- Goddamnit!
- Whoa, how did I get here? Man, I'm so high.
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- Goddamn hippie!
- Whoa, dude!
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-Get out of here!
- Not cool! What's up?!
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Ma'am, I need to clear out your giggling stoners
and your drum-cricle hippies RIGHT NOW,
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- or soon they're gonna attract something much worse!
- What's that?
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The college know-it-all hippies.
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Wow, my friend Brittany was right.
This is a really laid-back place.
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Yeah, this will be a great place to spend spring break.
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- Hey, let's ask them.
- All right.
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'Scuse me. Hello, we are selling magazine
subscriptions for our community youth program.
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Would you like to help young people like us
by purchasing a subscription of your choice?
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You guys shouldn't be doing that.
Don't you know what you're doing to the world?
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Wha- whataya mean?
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You're playing into the corporate game!
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See, the corporations are trying to turn you
into little Eichmanns so that they can make money.
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Who are the corporations?
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The corporations run the entire world.
And now they fooled you into working for them.
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Are you serious?? We never heard that.
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We just spent our first semester at college.
Our professors opened our eyes.
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The government is using its corporate ties
to make you sell magazines so they can get rich.
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- Those dirty liars!
- Sonofabitch!
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This is a really nice town you have here. That's why
the corporations are trying to use you to take it down.
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- Well... Well what do we do?
- Just hang with us for a bit.
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We'll fill you in on everything
you haven't been told.
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It is time to let us out! I'm sending your names!
Open this door right now!
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All right, in you go.
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- What are you doing, man?!
- Let us out!
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Get back. Get back or you're all gonna get maced!
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- What's up, man?! You can't keep us down here like this!
- What's wrong with you?!
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What's wrong is that there's more of you showing
up every day and I need to find out why!
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What makes you think you could tell
us where to live?!
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This is a free country, man!
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Brah, I'm not gonna argue with you, all right?
Just go with it.
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Just go with it? We've been down here for days!
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What's goin' on in this world o'mine?
There's a whole lot of killin' in this world o'mine.
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Somebody's gotta help this world o'mine...
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Sign, sign everywhere. Sign
Done something to my mind
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Stan, sweetie, we're gonna go to the mall.
Do you wanna come?
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Mom, the mall is a way for the corporate
fatcats to imprison you into a life of servitude.
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I've got some stuff you should read.
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Okay, sweetie.
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All right, people,
we can move onto issue number 14B.
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Mayor, we have got to do somethin'
about all these potholes on our roads!
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We don't have it in the budget to fix them right now.
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We'll wish we spent the money when
we have a lawsuit on our hands.
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- You can't go in there!
-Please, I have to talk to you all right now!
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Kid, we're have a city council meeting.
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Mayor, something very big is happening,
and if you all don't give me a moment of your time,
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there may be no more South Park to council over!
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about the end of all life as we know it.
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For the past several days I've been...
noticing a steep rise in the number of hippies coming to town.
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At first I thought maybe it was just a coincidence.
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Then I saw this...
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Three new drum circles have sprouted up here,
here, and here.
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They're all growing in diameter,
at a rate of two hippies per hour.
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What this means...
is that the hippies are conglomerating.
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They'er thriving, if you will. I think that
they're setting up for a... hippie music festival.
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A what?
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Ti's, it's simple science. Look: When hippies start to
nest in a new area, it draws other hippies in.
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With the right weather conditions and topography,
it can lead to a music festival.
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One that last for days, even weeks.
Reggae on the River, Woodstock, Burning Man,
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they will all pale in comparison
to what we're looking at now.
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In my professional opinion... I think we're looking at a full-blown
hippie jam festival the size of which we've never seen.
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Kid, what the hell are you talking about?
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I know hippies. I've hated them all my life.
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I've kept this town free of hippies on
my own since I was five and a half.
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But I can't contain them on my own anymore.
We have to do something, fast!
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Eric, we're, we're talkin' about potholes right now, m'kay.
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It's not potholes you need to worry about. It's potheads.
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I know what these people are capable of.
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Johnson, get him out of here.
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What are you doing?! You have to listen to me!
You can't sweep this problem under the rug!
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The town is in serious danger!
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You see, the corporations take their profits
and invest it in the war machine while keeping everyone blind.
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- Right, so how do we get back at them?
- Yeah, we're pissed off.
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Well, so my idea was this: Let's have like
a weeklong music festival, draw everyone here,
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and then together, we can tear it all down.
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Whoa, what the hell?!
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I knew you were trying to have a hippie jam festival!
All right, everyone pack up your crap, we're going to our basement!
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Cartman, what the hell are you doing?!
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Oh Jesus, not you guys?
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What happened? Were you bit? Did you eat their brownies?
DID YOU EAT THEIR BROWNIES?!
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NO!
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Listen, you're my friends, but if you've been comprimised,
I'll have no problem taking you out!
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I'll expect the same from you.
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What is your problem?
Get lost, little Eichmann.
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- Oh my God!
- What the hell are you doing?!
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Everybody get in a single-file line!
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There you are!
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Officer Barbrady, you're just in time.
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These college know-it-all hippies were setting up
for a music festival, just as I predicted.
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Eric Cartman, you are under arrest.
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What?
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I was just over at your house and freed sixty-three
people you had locked in your basement.
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You let them out?!
Jesus, we have to find them!
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- Oh no, you're coming downtown!
- No! No, we have to stop them!
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You know how we-?!
We gotta stop them! Hebbiaaay!
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Who was that?
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- What did I do?!
- You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement.
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They're not people, they're hippies!
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Is this problem under control?
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I handled it, Mayor. Gee whiz.
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Mayor! Mayor, I confirmed the data!
The hippies are going to have a massive jam band concert!
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I know. I signed the permit.
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You... You what?
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I signed a permit allowing them to have
their concert here.
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Their little "festival" should pump
some money into our economy.
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They're hippies! They don't HAVE any money!
Does the city council know about this?!
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They don't have to know.
I can sign whatever permit I want!
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You just sold out our town!
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That kid really needs some psychiatric help.
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Yeah.
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All right, let's go.
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How much money is enough, Mayor?! How many
people's lives it it all worth?! GODDAMNED HIPPIE!
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This is a South Park News special report!
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Thousands of people have descended
on South Park for a hippie music jam festival.
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The event is said to be the largest
such gathering in the history of man.
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All right, welcome to Hippie Jam Fest 2005!
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Sooo great to see sooo many people turn
out to make an impact on on the world!
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- Yeah!
- You said it!
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For too long, the corporations have bled
the world of its love and resources!
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It is time for us to get to work
and make the world a better place!
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And we'reg onna start right now.
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Oh man, I can't wait to see the look on those little
Eichmanns' faces when they hear this crunchy groove.
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- Sharon, have, have you seen Stan?
- He went with his friends to that music festival.
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Oh, Jesus, what has gotten into that kid?!
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Now, Randy, we were the same way once, too.
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Don't forget that we were both considered
hippies back in the '60s.
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Yeah, but when we did it we actually stood for something.
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I mean, remember Woodstock, Sharon?
We actually did something there.
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You ate too much acid, man!
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...Oh my God. Our son is with those people.
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Stan... STAN!!
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This is South Park News!
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Fear and horror in South Park today
as the music festival continues to grow.
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They're arriving in droves and apparently
no end is in sight.
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Tom, the crowd just keeps getting bigger
and the town is literally bursting at the seams.
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We don't know where this music festival came from,
but, it's very close to consuming us all.
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Steven, what do we do?
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Stan?! Stan?! I need to get through, please!
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Randy! Randy, you've got to get out of here!
If they just trample this park, we'll be trapped! It's too dangerous!
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My son is in there!
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- Heey, chill man. It's all good.
- Have some water laced with acid.
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What have I done?
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Yeah, South Park is now the hippie
capital of the world!
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Hi Eric, uh, how's it goin'?
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Great, I love crapping in a toilet with no rim on it.
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Eric, you were right. About the hippies.
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Could you... get rid of them for us now?
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Let me guess: they've started
a hippie jam band music festival.
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We we need to take care of them, Eric!
They're out of control!
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Forget it.
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Please. Some of our kids are in there.
We should've listened to you earlier.
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Yeah. We apologise
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Please. Don't let them ruin our town.
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It's too late! Even if I did agree to help,
there's too many of them now!
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We know you can do it, Eric. You're smart.
Wha- why you're the smartest kid in school, m'kay?
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We're just asking you to try. The whole town even
got together and, and baked you a cake.
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Don't think that you can buy me with presents!
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Unless of course it's the new Tonka
radio-controlled play bulldozer.
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- It's yours.
- I want the batteries for it too.
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And I get to drive it around in
the school parking lot.
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- Fine.
- Anything else?
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Yes, Kyle doesn't get to have one! Ever!
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And he has to watch me drive mine around
the school parking lot and get super-jealous!
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Well, we can promise not to buy one for Kyle,
but we we can't make him watch you play th...
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Oh yes! Fine! We'll force Kyle to watch you.
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All right, fine. But now listen up and listen good!
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I've never tried to get rid of this many hippies before,
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so I'm gonna need every resource this town has!
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And even if I don't succeed,
and it's a million-to-one shot that I will,
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I still get the Tonka radio-controlled bulldozer
and get to play with it in the school
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parking lot where Kyle has to watch me
and get super-jealous because he doesn't have one!
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Are we clear?!
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Wow, this band is so crunchy.
Dude, I need more weed.
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So it seems like we have enough people now.
When do we start taking down the corporations?
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Yeah man, the corporations.
Right now they're raping the world for money!
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Yeah, so, where are they. Let's go get 'em.
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Right now we're proving we don't need corporations.
We don't need money.
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This can become a commune where
everyone just helps each other.
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Yeah, we'll have one guy who like, who like, makes bread.
A-and one guy who like, l-looks out for other people's safety.
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You mean like a baker and a cop?
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No no, can't you imagine a place where people
live together and like,
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provide services for each other
in exchange for their services?
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Yeah, it's called a town.
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You kids just haven't been to college yet.
But just you wait, this thing is about to get huge.
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All right, everyone listen up! The hippie jam band
festival is now 14 miles in diameter
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and 5 000 hippies thick.
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My God...
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In less than three days,
all of South Park will be completely consumed.
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My only hope is to fight our way to
the center of the crowd, and reach the heart, here.
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If we can reach the stage,
we can upload this Slayer CD into their music system.
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Hippies can't stand death metal.
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If everything works, they should disperse
just before they consume us all.
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Nice plan, kid,
except there's one giant flaw.
219
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That hippie crowd is massive! How the hell are
we supposed to get through it and reach the stage?
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We drill.
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I've designed a vehicle that can bore its way
through even the densest hippie crowd.
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They pilots inside will be safe from the pot
smoke and the crappy music outside.
223
00:14:55,450 --> 00:15:00,645
Yuh... actually suggesting that somebody drives right into
the heart of that mob?? It's a suicide mission!
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00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,738
Not just somebody.
I need a complete team to operate this vehicle.
225
00:15:03,857 --> 00:15:07,035
Along with me I'm gonna need a scientest,
an engineer, and of course,
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a black person who can sacrifice
himself in case something goes wrong.
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- I'm the... only scientist in town.
- I'm your engineer.
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- Honey, no!
- I have to do it, Steven.
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All right, then we just need a black person who can
sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong.
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Lessee, anyone would do, anyone who meets the qualifications, let's see...
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- I know. How about
- Yeah, yeah! I get it! Fine!
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I I can't believe we're actually listening to this.
This is a crazy plan!
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You got a better ides, Steven?!
Damnit, my son is in there!
234
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:42,238
There's no more time for ideas! We have to have this vehicle up
and operational in less than three days!
235
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Look, it's a long shot!
But it's also the only shot we-
236
00:15:51,928 --> 00:15:52,439
got.
237
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:17,479
Tom, I'm standing in South Park, Colorado,
where a desparate attempt to save the town is underway.
238
00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:23,332
Some call it a suicide mission, but the heroic men
and women of the hippie digger may be our only hope of survival.
239
00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,619
Well I... guess this is it, Sharon.
240
00:16:34,148 --> 00:16:36,113
Please, save our boy, Randy.
241
00:16:36,813 --> 00:16:40,937
Butters, if anything happens to Mommy,
I, I want you to be a good boy.
242
00:16:41,265 --> 00:16:42,428
Ah I will, Mom.
243
00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:46,148
Now, now, don't cry, ladies.
Everything's gonna be fine.
244
00:16:47,346 --> 00:16:50,080
I... don't want you to worry about me, Clyde Frog.
245
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,317
Hey! You're the best stuffed animal I've ever had.
246
00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,094
Look out for yourselves!
247
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:04,683
Godspeed!
248
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,324
- Primary engine running?
- Check.
249
00:17:10,631 --> 00:17:12,355
- Navigation systems?
- Online
250
00:17:12,836 --> 00:17:13,998
Let's punch this baby.
251
00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:19,915
We're coming up on the outer perimeter of the hippies. Hang on.
252
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:28,012
- Reaching hippie crowd. Hull status?
- Vehicle shell holding!
253
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:35,604
- They're in!
- All right! All right, yeah! We did it!
254
00:17:35,766 --> 00:17:38,932
All right, people, let's save it!
They still have a long way to go!
255
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:52,044
All right, I can't take it anymore!
I'm getting on that stage!
256
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,282
You're doing what?
257
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,429
Hey, you can't go up there.
258
00:18:03,568 --> 00:18:08,071
- Switching to secondary fuel line.
- The drill is getting too hot from all the hippies.
259
00:18:11,837 --> 00:18:12,472
What's happened?
260
00:18:12,642 --> 00:18:15,148
They, they s- they stopped.
Somethin's wrong.
261
00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:17,768
Jesus... they're dead in the water.
262
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,576
Excuse me. Excuse me,
can I have your attention please?
263
00:18:28,463 --> 00:18:29,435
What are we doing?
264
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,824
It's been nine days! Doesn't it seem
like we should accomplish something?
265
00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:39,711
We're using the power of rock and roll
to change the world!
266
00:18:41,924 --> 00:18:45,767
Maybe instead of complaining about corporations
being selfish, we should lookt at ourselves.
267
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:49,975
I mean, is there anything more selfish than doing nothing
but getting high and listening to music all day long?
268
00:18:50,937 --> 00:18:57,541
He's right. It's time for all of us to focus our energy
and get this hippie jam into full swing.
269
00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:07,068
- Come on, come on!
- It's useless. The main power line has been shut down.
270
00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:10,194
Somebody's gonna have to go outside
and activate the backup boosters.
271
00:19:10,345 --> 00:19:11,960
No, Chef, I'm not gonna let you go out ther
272
00:19:13,489 --> 00:19:14,613
...I didn't volunteer!
273
00:19:15,036 --> 00:19:16,450
...All right, fine Chef, go!
274
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:19,735
...Aw damnit!
275
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:30,087
That's it. We're going to Plan B. Nuke the crowd!
276
00:19:30,173 --> 00:19:32,164
Goddamnit no!
Y-you have to give them more time!
277
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:45,332
Dude, these people have no idea what's going on.
Let's get out of here.
278
00:19:45,491 --> 00:19:49,010
We can't. Kenny just checked. There's a wall of
people like seven miles thick behind us.
279
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:52,486
What?? You mean,
we're stuck here listening to this crap?
280
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:03,398
Hey, what happened to the tunes, man?
281
00:20:03,816 --> 00:20:06,648
More tunes. More tunes!
282
00:20:08,923 --> 00:20:09,713
We made it.
283
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,380
Hit the PA system NOW!
284
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:14,715
Put me in the main line!
285
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:16,721
Which cord is it?
286
00:20:16,721 --> 00:20:18,148
You're the scientist, jackass!
287
00:20:18,370 --> 00:20:19,221
I'm a geologist!
288
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,313
We don't have time to argue!
They're gonna nuke us!
289
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:22,971
Put them in my laptop!
290
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:27,269
Slayer - "Raining Blood"
291
00:20:33,078 --> 00:20:35,403
Oh man, not cool.
292
00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:37,454
This music is so angry.
293
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:42,381
This is killing my buzz.
Let's bail on this whole angry scene.
294
00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:50,132
- It's working!
- What??
295
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:51,878
It's, it's working!
296
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,142
We did it! We did it!
297
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,476
- Dad!
- Stan!
298
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:05,899
I'm alive!
299
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,326
Hold it right there, Kyle!
300
00:21:10,757 --> 00:21:13,650
Cartman. We aren't gonna be hippies anymore.
Y-you don't have to kill us.
301
00:21:14,010 --> 00:21:17,936
Kill you? Oh no.
I have much bigger plans for you now.
302
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,949
Aw man, this is awesome! Weeeee!
303
00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:27,042
Oh here, Kyle, you wanna play with it a little while.
304
00:21:27,791 --> 00:21:31,604
Oh, psych! You don't get to! Hehe.
Oh, check it out! Cooool!
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