Original subtitles

This is ground control.

All systems are go, all systems A-okay.

Entering final approach.

Prepare for docking.

Fire retro rockets.

We're gaining velocity.

Switch to emergency systems.

Emergency systems not functioning.

Shit.

Get me out of here I'm dying.

You guys are gonna Kill me.

I don't believe it.

15 years in this place

and I still can't get a crew to do it right.

Do you understand what I'm talking about?

Tonight is gonna be the,

the greatest concert in the history of this city.

It's gonna be the biggest concert

in the history of the world, the country, the universe.

All right let's go, let's clean this mess up.

Okay.

Shake a leg.

- Violetta. - Here Neil.

Max Wolfe wants us to get it right.

Get it better than right.

My uncle Max is a king in this business, a living legend.

He deserves the very best

and you guys, you almost killed him.

Fuck you.

They're degenerates uncle Max.

Let me whip 'em into shape.

Max, I love you.

I'm your nephew.

Yeah.

You should let me.

I told you you're in a good business,

the best in the world you just gotta be patient.

You'll learn.

You gotta start from the bottom up, right?

Up.

That's right.

Al right.

You just be patient, you listen to me.

In the meantime you go to the corner,

you get me a chili dog and you get one for yourself, okay?

No onions.

I love you.

What am I an errand boy?

Harder.

Okay, let's go through it one more time.

When my watch says that it's 12 o'clock

that column is gonna light up.

Okay.

Then this big 83 is gonna light up.

Yeah.

This rocket hits the pad, Max steps out,

he says, happy new year

then we hit the flash pots, the fireworks, the balloons.

What happened to the flash pots?

The control panel fucked up Neil.

Well fix it.

Oh anything you said lover.

Gotcha that time you little worm.

So this is how they do things

at the famous Saturn Theater.

♪ Just one look ♪

♪ And felt so oh oh oh ♪

♪ In love ♪

♪ With you ♪

♪ I thought I was dreaming but I was wrong, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Oh but I'm gonna keep on feeling ♪

Who are you?

Who are you?

Neil Allan, Willy Loam.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

The best stage manager in the business.

Hi nice to meet you.

Now, where the hell have you been?

I just got off the bus.

I needed to see a friendly face.

The bus?

I seem to recall that you left in a Rolls Royce.

Well things happen in two years.

The place folded.

Colin Beverly bought the lease and closed us down.

Really?

Well you always got a job here darling.

I think someone else has got my job.

Me?

It's okay.

Through with the business anyway.

Did I hear you correctly?

Through.

You're through with the business?

You'll eat those words,

that's how you're feeling tonight darling

but this is our 15th anniversary Willie.

This is new year's Eve.

It's just another concert Max.

No Willie no.

From that stage they all look the same.

Willie I'm surprised that you,

this is where the magic happens.

Come on.

Max Wolfe is a piss ant

and the Saturn Theater has got to go.

Disappear.

Evaporate.

Personally, I like Max.

Nice guy.

Sweetheart.

But I've got a business to run.

Major industry.

An empire.

And Max Wolfe stands in the way of progress.

Obstinate.

Pig-headed

and that's costing us money.

We can't have that.

Gotta stop.

His time has passed.

A has been.

History.

Take it down.

Land it.

On the ground.

Collin Beverly, you're here.

That's fantastic, fantastic.

You're going to see my uncle.

Wonderful, wonderful.

Here.

Let me get the door for you.

This is an honor Mr. Beverley.

You're my hero.

You're rich, you're powerful,

you're famous, you're ruthless.

Nobody fucks with you, you fuck with everybody.

I love it.

Do you need tickets?

Your should have called me,

you know I can work miracles around here.

You're going to see my uncle, Max Wolfe.

You know he's a big fan of yours

so talks about you all the time.

Colin Beverly get out of my theater.

Max, you're beautiful.

What a sense of humor.

Funny man.

Laughs.

Every time I set foot in this place,

I'm awestruck.

The stars, the tradition, the magic.

It's like a-

- A shrine.

- A temple. - Like coming home.

If I was your mother I'd have drowned you at birth.

This man is a prince.

Do you know that he gave me my very first job 10 years ago.

Imagine me an usher here at the Saturn Theater.

An usher.

He lasted a week.

I fired him because he scalped tickets,

sold bad dope to the kids

and drilled peep holes in the ladies room floor.

Those were the days Maxie.

Max you're beautiful don't ever change.

You know because I respect you as a human being Max

I'm gonna make you another wonderful offer.

Fantastic offer.

Fabulous offer.

I'll give you a million dollars cash up front

and you sign over the lease to me.

The answer is still no.

Get out of my theater.

Max you put on good shows,

think of what you could do with my auditorium,

22,000 seats.

Out.

Think of my stadium, 84,000 seats.

Out.

Four days at each place, free rain.

Out.

Uncle Max, people would kill for a deal like that.

Yeah?

Well let 'em.

I put on shows at the Saturn

so that the kids can see the stage

afford the tickets and hear the music, so screw stadiums.

Now you come back and talk to me in 15 years

my lease will be over, you talk to me then.

Okay I'll make it a Million two in six days

and when the building goes up,

right they're chiseled in granite,

right in the corner of the building,

"Max Wolfe, a man of integrity."

This my last out to you, get out of my theater.

Okay.

This building is coming down and 88 stories are going up

so fuck you and fuck rock and roll.

I'm gonna murder you.

Max.

Max down, down boy, down Max, down.

Oh, no.

My heart.

It's his heart.

Talk to me Max.

Uncle Max.

If he pulls through

tell him the offer stands until midnight.

Tell him he outta get some exercise.

Uncle Max.

Uncle Max are you al-

Wait a minute.

What do I care?

I inherit.

Mr. Beverly.

Mr. Beverly.

Mr. Beverly.

Mr. Beverly.

Oh Mr. Beverly, wait a minute.

Mr. Beverly.

Mr. Beverly.

Mr. Beverly wait, I inherit.

Sammy.

Sammy.

Hey.

Sammy what about the chili dogs?

So it wasn't his heart?

Well I won't know exactly until I get the test back

but I'm pretty sure it was acute indigestion.

The junk that guy eats has finally caught up with him.

I'm letting him think it's much more serious than that.

The man needs rest

and he's not gonna get any around here tonight

unless he's forced.

Okay.

Well thanks for coming by doc.

Do you have any idea what time it is?

Yeah, it's a 2:00.

Two o'clock?

Yeah.

I've got a heart transplant at two o'clock.

I better cut out.

What'd you get?

Let's find out.

Lets see.

Aspirin.

Cortisone.

Suppositories.

I'll take those.

Nothing here we can use.

We got too much work but not much time man

and what we need is something

that's gonna blast us into the fast lane.

Electric Larry.

Just in time.

It's simple.

Basic.

Elementary.

This is a release form.

You get him to sign here at the bottom.

I get the same deal you offered uncle Max?

Exactly.

Precisely.

To the letter.

What if he doesn't sign?

You're a bright boy, Sammy.

You'll think of something else to do.

Shit.

Geronimo.

Hey Joey, how's it hanging?

You learn anything new?

It's just like all the rest.

I'm naked.

She's naked.

I'm in bed.

She's in bed.

Oh Neil, if I could get that far

I wouldn't be the only 19 year old virgin in the world.

I hear there's one in Buffalo.

You got an address?

Hey it's New Year's Eve maybe you'll get lucky.

Come on Violetta needs help with the gels.

How do you like it?

Like what?

Working here.

I like it a lot.

I do too.

Then why'd you leave?

This place got to be like living at home.

I had to find out if I was any good

or if it was just the Saturn.

What'd you find out?

I was fine.

My partner was a jerk.

We had a chance to do something really great

but the minute that Colin Beverly waived his checkbooks,

Skip sold out.

I came home.

Well nothing wrong with that.

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

♪ Imagine yourself with a field full of flowers ♪

♪ With fountains of rainbows of ♪

God.

No.

I see god.

No, what you need is a pass.

You have a pass?

I need a pass.

Do you have a pass too?

♪ I feel like I'm one ♪

Neil.

Hey.

What a trip.

What a thrash.

How are you?

Well hello.

What are you doing here?

I work here.

What are you doing here?

We came here to play.

Tonight?

Yes performance.

The celebration of sound and color.

Hey, where's Max, we need to exchange energies.

He's over there.

Over there?

Over there.

Captain cloud and the rainbow telegraph,

my favorite fans.

Neil this pass is for December 31st, 1968.

Cool it.

Oh, I must be in heaven.

Captain give a hug to a dying man.

Give a hug.

Hi, why say die?

Another step on the journey man.

Actually it's a passage from one life to the next.

Is it beautiful?

Anyway, can you dig it Max?

Together again.

How to usher in a brand new year, 1969.

'69?

This is '83 captain.

Yeah well time's a trip man.

Captain thinks he's playing here tonight.

Well sure why not?

Well where are we gonna put him?

The finale.

The finale, sure.

"Auld Lang Syne" captain it's yours, it's all yours.

Finale.

Wow, the end is always a new beginning.

We're in an oasis of harmony brothers and sisters.

We will camp for the night.

Sure getting crazy around here.

Yeah and it's still early.

♪ Look at my car look at my face ♪

♪ You know this ain't no kind of race ♪

♪

♪ Don't need no candy ♪

Fantastic, get in.

Excuse me you need a-

In order to have to get in you need a pass.

You have to form a-

- Look, look, it's me Bob.

I'm celeb.

Hey, hey girls, take a look at this.

Nada, Nada, Nada, Nada, Nada, Nada, Nada, Nada, Nada, Nada.

Nada come to it.

Nada, Nada.

Your pass to get into the room.

Your fly's open.

I didn't.

Pass my ass.

Hey where's Piggy?

Joey, Nada, Nada, Joey.

Oh hi.

You think they have much equipment?

I think you can handle it.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Hey Piggy, contract.

I get 95% of gross and first dollar.

No fees, no taxes, nothing.

Hey, this is the Saturn standard contract for everyone.

Where do I sign?

Right on the line there.

It's over.

Business is business, let it go.

It's nobody's fault.

Of course we can be friends just don't call me.

I'm all tied up.

You Neil Allan?

I'm Connell O'Connell, I'm your fire inspector tonight.

Now this extinguisher

is precisely 3.2 pounds under pressure.

That simply won't do it.

Where's Carter.

Inspector Carter has been dismissed

but I'm putting you on notice.

No fireworks, no smoke bombs, no sparklers.

No flaming assholes.

I have a motto, no spark's too small.

One itsy bitsy open flame in here tonight

and it's your funeral.

♪ The sky is crying ♪

♪ Sky is crying ♪

♪ Look at the tears roll down the street ♪

♪ Roll down the streets ♪

♪ The sky is crying ♪

♪ Look at the tears roll down the street ♪

Amen,

as we send Brother Howland Blind Luther Washington

to his just rewards, brother King Blues

would like to say a few words.

Luther, you were the greatest, the greatest guitar,

the greatest driver, the greatest manager,

lover of women and drinker of whiskey

and I'm gonna miss you.

God,

this is my man and you better take care of him

or I'm gonna wax your ass.

Amen.

Amen brother.

Let's get out of here Luther Jr.

You know we've got a big show to do tonight.

Excuse me brother, excuse me, where's the TA?

You know Luther Jr. if you're anything like your daddy

you'll be at the set on time

and you and I could be on the road 40 more years.

So do me a favor King.

What's that?

Call me Cool.

Cool?

Yeah I'm tired of that Luther. Jr stuff.

You got it,

Thank you.

Cool.

What the hell are you doing?

Hang on King,

I'm getting us to the Saturn Theater on time.

Now take it easy Cool.

I've used this car for about 25 years.

Are you crazy?

Look Susie we've been through this before.

It's all right with me if you come to the concert.

If it's all right with mom and dad.

But Neil, they never let me do anything.

Well Susie I can't help that.

Well it's New Year's Eve, I have to be there.

Susan I can't talk now things are getting crazy here,

I'll call you back, bye.

Trouble?

My baby sister.

Well listen, good luck tonight

it was really nice meeting you.

Where are you going you just got here?

Well I don't know.

I feel kind of funny hanging around.

Look Max is out of it tonight and this is New Year's Eve

I could use all the help I could get.

Please.

It's almost time for sound check,

I don't even know where King Blues is.

Watch out man.

Man.

I know you don't believe in the magic anymore,

you think it's all the same from backstage.

Well tonight,

tonight you're gonna witness a Max Wolfe miracle.

Odin's returned to the Saturn.

Odin?

Max no one seen on in six years.

He hasn't even been out of his apartment.

He's not coming here tonight Max.

How can he refuse?

Max Wolfe is calling him from his death bed.

Hello?

What?

Who?

Odin metaphysical folk singer.

I can't believe it.

You know that's the first time we've we ever had.

You've entered the '70s.

Dropped by six record companies.

It was the first concert I ever went to.

Antisocial recluse.

That's you.

Oh yeah hi.

Who's this?

Max Wolfe.

Come on Max you can get him.

Get-

- Hey Max listen to this.

♪ You know it's hard for me ♪

♪ I can not use the phone ♪

Sound solid.

Oh man, that sounds great.

It is solid trouble is that's all there is.

I seem to have lost my edge.

There's no tragedy in my life Max.

Odin I want you to play the Saturn tonight.

Aren't you listening to me?

I have lost it.

Odin I'm dying.

Dying?

Max Wolfe can't die.

This is a deathbed request.

It's a deathbed request, wait a minute.

♪ It's the death bed request ♪

♪ It's a death bed request ♪

He's a goddamn genius.

I'm dying and I need your help.

Max, death has brought you close to art

as we know it today, there's a concept album on this.

You hang in there and I'll be right over there.

He'll be right over.

You got him.

He's coming.

♪ Death bed request ♪

♪ Max Wolfe at the Saturn Theater ♪

Hey jackass.

Get out of the street.

Are you crazy?

Are you out of your mind?

Taxi.

Come on pal, where to?

I ain't got all day.

♪ He ain't got all day ♪

♪ Max Wolfe at the Saturn ♪

You know, this is going good for me.

I've got a lot of good ideas coming from this.

I got places to be, make up your mind.

Saturn Theater.

Al right.

Hey fella take the scenic route

I got some things to work on.

Hello.

Susie,

Odin is playing at the Saturn tonight, it's all over town.

Oh my God, Debbie well we've just gotta go.

Oh, he's so poetic.

It's like he knows what's going on inside of me.

I'll die if I don't get to see him.

We just gotta go Debbie.

I can't, I've gotta go to my nerdy party.

Mom's already bought the fucking burritos and everything.

So what are you gonna tell your mom?

What do you think?

I'm at your nerdy party.

Oh, thanks.

Oh come on Deb.

Maybe I'll get to meet Reggie Wanker.

I love him.

I really do.

Yeah but are you sure Neil can get you in?

God I hope so, he's my brother and he knows I love them.

He knows I'd die.

You're so lucky.

God, I wish I had a brother like that.

All mine does is sell tickets

to his nerdy little horny friends.

Listen Susie I gotta go, Tony's here.

Okay bye Deb.

Reggie,

what would you think if I really became a nun

or do you prefer me as a countess?

Sister Chantamina or countess Chantamina,

I just can't decide.

Reggie, you know best help me.

What do you think?

I think this horrible bleedin' life

I'm leading is making me old before me time.

You, you, you, all you ever think about is you?

What about me?

Sometimes I think you don't even know I'm here.

I didn't know you were here.

How about some toot.

Okay.

Two and a half, three million.

My turn.

What are you doing?

I got you a free game mate.

I'd had won.

Gangway on the new toilet.

- All right, taking over. - Hey, who are you?

This is Cole, your new captain speaking.

I have the full control of the aircraft.

I'm a fake, away!

Jesus.

Dive, dive.

Mayday, mayday.

Easy, easy.

Me blow, me blow.

Hi honey.

Hi mom, hi dad.

Are you leaving awfully early for the party?

Yeah I'm gonna help Debbie set up the party.

Oh, you're good.

Well turn around let's see how you look.

Let's see how you look.

Have fun.

- Thanks mom. - Have fun.

Thanks dad.

Say hi to Debbie for me.

- Bye mom, bye dad. - Say hi to Debbie for me.

Bye.

Happy New Year.

Happy New Year mom, Happy New Year dad.

♪ She's too cool, she's got to be there ♪

♪ She's too cool, she's got to be ♪

♪ Just a request ♪

♪ Max Wolfe at the Saturn Theater ♪

♪ Just a request ♪

Joey, reach over and take out the aqua gel.

This is your first New Year's Eve?

Yeah, this is my first New Year's Eve.

Great.

My first New Year's Eve was the best.

What do you think they wanna play here for

anyway on New Year's Eve?

Couldn't be the money.

They come for Max, come for the music.

One night a year it's for fun.

Even Reggie Wanker.

Even the Wanker.

I love you.

God bless you, god bless you.

Nice to see you.

Oh hi, everybody adoring me.

What is a boy to do, eh?

Hey.

Fucking hell.

Cool do you realize

we're goin down a one way street.

Hell yeah, I'm only going one way.

We're either gonna die or be there on time.

Saturn Theater on time everything's fine.

Saturn Theater, on time, everything is fine.

You know, you really outta take better care

of an expensive car like this.

You know what?

I hope you a better guitar player than you are a driver.

One, two, three, four.

Ain't I lovely.

What do you got for me, old son?

Oh, pate, caviar, lobster.

Oh, I'll have some lobster.

Is this the only size you've got?

There's Twinkies too.

Yeah well, then help yourself.

Hey Toad.

Got any crabs?

Got three or four I'm friends with.

Well try this one.

Reggie.

Reggie dear, have you seen my makeup case?

Not now darling, can't you see I'm busy.

I saw it downstairs.

You did?

Would you be an angel and get it for me?

I'd die for you.

Reggie.

Look what I just pulled off ya.

You okay?

I'm in love.

If this is love, sex is gonna Kill you.

Boss, I don't trust Sammy.

He's a putz.

An idiot.

What are you gonna do if he doesn't get the lease?

Legally or illegally The Saturn will be mine.

Let's get the investors in here and get me down.

Ichi San, Mohammed,

Gentlemen,

I'd like to talk about

the most beautiful thing in the world.

Money.

Money, money, money, money, money.

I love it.

This is the past and this,

this is the present.

Four, three, two, one.

This is the future.

Okay, gather around everybody.

You too kid, this is for you.

This is your night kid.

Come on.

Al right.

Now let's go out there and give them a good show tonight.

Let's do our best, let's do it for Max.

Yay Max.

Tell 'em what night this is kid.

It's New Year's Eve.

Tell 'em what time it it.

It's showtime.

♪ Get crazy ♪

No alcohol, no drugs, no firearms allowed.

Okay, here they come.

Oh yeah just like the animals tonight.

♪ Get crazy ♪

♪ The streets these days are super mummy out ♪

♪ Get crazy ♪

All right, no drugs, no firearms, what have we got here?

No guns allowed, no guns, what else we got in here?

Big joint.

♪ It's my chair that's parked outside ♪

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

♪ I can get you into TV ♪

Here we go.

Excuse me, I'm looking for my brother Neil,

he's the stage manager.

Oh, you look just like him, step right on through.

Neil she says she's your sister.

She's right.

What are you doing here?

What are you wearing?

Neil.

Mom and dad don't know you're here right?

No but Neil I just have to see Odin or I'll die.

Well don't die.

Just stay put okay?

Great guy your brother.

You like him?

Yeah I like him a lot.

Hey Susie right?

Why don't you go out and have a great time?

Yeah.

It's my first concert.

♪ Get crazy ♪

♪ Get crazy ♪

Hey King.

Yeah.

Hey fuck this man.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about this shit over here.

Man we need a Blues band,

they sent us a Jews band.

♪ Shalom ♪

♪ Shalom ♪

♪ Shalom ♪

♪ Shalom ♪

♪ Shalom ♪

King.

Please no.

Listen to that group before you decide.

Pack our bags man we getting out.

Hey wait King man, let's talk is over.

No there's no talking, King is walking.

Come on, hey Max would you do something please?

Just I just need a little bit.

Hey Cool just be cool for one minute, okay?

Cool's counting.

All right guys let's go, we're on.

Now Max went out on a line for you guys,

that's right?

We gonna play good tonight, right?

All right, let's go, let's go, let's go.

My god.

Give us a kiss baby.

We're stuck.

We're stuck.

Neil, they're stuck.

Levine, get over there!

Let go of her.

I'm trying.

Let go of her.

I'm trying.

You're on.

I'm what?

You're playing tonight.

Hey, I was just playing with these man.

Well you were good before you-

- Well they're people out there.

Listen here's your chance the King needs you.

I need you.

Now go play the drums.

I'm not gonna go out there.

They're waiting on those introductions.

Well fuck not from me.

Yes from you.

This is it Neil.

The big time.

This is rock and roll.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 15th anniversary of.

New Year's Eve

and particularly playing out tonight our show kicks off

with a timely comparable performer

who opened their first show here 15 years ago.

Bullshit.

That's my brother.

That's right.

I'm talking about, the big daddy on the wall.

That's right.

I'm talking about a living legend.

The real king of Blues.

Ladies and gentlemen, King Blues.

One, two, three, four.

Hey.

Hey.

How was I?

Great.

How do they sound?

Hey, they need a lot of work though.

Can you do it?

- We can do it. - Well go do it.

Neil you were great man.

I'm never doing that again,

that scared the piss out of me.

♪ All you people out there ♪

♪ You know blues have a soul ♪

♪ Well this is a story ♪

♪ Story that has never been told ♪

♪ Where the blues got played ♪

♪ And in there they made it rock and roll ♪

♪ Many got to say ♪

♪ You know the blues got soul ♪

♪ Robert Johnson said, you know the blues got soul ♪

♪ The blues had a baby ♪

♪ And they named the baby rock and roll ♪

Wow this guy is great.

Hey Joey, where's Susie?

Joey, Joey where's Susie?

I don't know.

Hey, this is my son and this is my daughter.

I'm Susie.

Hi Susie, they call me dance children.

Dance, this is it.

Such hostility.

♪ B.B. King said, you know blues got a soul ♪

♪ Howlin' Wolfe said ♪

♪ You know that blues got a soul ♪

♪ Well then the blues had a baby ♪

♪ And they named the baby rock and roll ♪

Max I need your signature.

Yeah?

On this.

Yeah?

Right here.

What is this?

It's just a press release.

About me?

Max, good news.

You got the test results back.

What's going on?

- Max, - How much time have I got?

It isn't your heart,

it was the egg foo young.

The chinks?

Max an hour from now

you're gonna be hungry all over again.

I love it.

Cloud do you hear that?

I'm cured.

♪ Blind Melon said that ♪

♪ You know the blues got a soul ♪

♪ His daddy said ♪

♪ You know the blues got a soul ♪

♪ Then blues had a baby and they named him rock and roll ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

I'd like for you ladies and gentlemen to meet this marvelous band I got here.

Yeah.

Okay now bass.

Little Baller, Larrylicious.

Oh God Mr. Beverly, this is terrible.

It's uncle Max, he's not dying.

Control yourself Sammy.

Don't panic.

Stay cool.

But the deal.

What about the deal?

The deal is up to you Sammy

and you have until midnight.

Right.

Mark and Marv, destroy the Saturn.

You look like a nice bunch of guys

and I really liked to help you fellas

but like I said, we're all sold out.

Well unsell little man.

We're coming in.

Well if you'll put it that way I'll see what I can do.

Sammy, what should I do?

There's a bunch of guys out there who wanna come in.

Do they have passes?

No.

Fuck 'em.

Hey fellas, fuck you.

♪ The gypsy woman told my mother ♪

♪ Before I was born ♪

♪ I got a boy child ♪

♪ He gonna be a son of a gun ♪

♪ He's gonna make pretty women jump and shout ♪

Holy shit.

Wait a minute, what am I doing?

Colin Beverly, my deal.

Get that shit out of the way, I gotta get out of here.

Those guys are still out there.

Who cares asshole?

Are you all right?

No.

♪ Yes ♪

♪ You know I'm a hoochie coochie man ♪

♪ Everybody knows I'm here ♪

♪ Hoochie Coochie man ♪

Oh wow, you guys are beautiful.

We're beautiful.

And don't you forget it.

King Blues who loves you.

Bless y'all.

I do hate New Year's.

I mean it's a putrid color, it's revolving.

Oh gawd, where do you people find these rags?

The bleedin' museum? Talking of museum.

Do you think I'm still a mop top?

Hey Toad.

Yeah.

Remember when we wore these with tiny buttons

you got the clap.

So watch it darling, you don't know where he's been.

I mean, do I still look like a punk?

No.

A man of wealth, a man of style.

Yes.

Can't anybody understand the burden of style?

The burden of trying to please someone

when no one is willing to please me.

I mean I do hate New Year's Eve.

I've never had a good time.

Hey, Piggy, Piggy ease it.

Ease it.

I got it girls.

God you're so ugly.

Piggy!

Take it easy Piggy.

I want you to save your voice.

Al right?

Hey.

Hey.

The Saturn is proud to welcome a group

that's gonna eat you alive

but seriously, they're really a great bunch of girls.

I give you Nada and a special guest man named Piggy.

♪ I saw you at he tour last night ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ And someone else was holding you tight ♪

♪ Oh no ♪

♪ I tell you boy it's not my scene ♪

♪ I tell you now, I'll make it fast ♪

♪ What's that ♪

♪ You know this love affair ain't gonna last ♪

♪ When it's time for me to go away ♪

♪ I think it's time for you ♪

♪ To rock ♪

♪ I ain't coming back no more ♪

Hey, you wanna go to Max's and get a beer?

Sure.

Hey Piggy.

Behave yourself.

Hey Piggy.

♪ I can't take it no more ♪

♪ Take, take, take, take, take it no more ♪

♪ Take, take, take, take, take it no more ♪

♪ From you ♪

♪ From you ♪

♪ You asked me to your gig last week ♪

♪ Get lost ♪

♪ You made me dress up like a freak ♪

♪ I don't care ♪

♪ You said that I could hold your gun ♪

♪ Big deal ♪

♪ And now baby I'm having fun ♪

♪ Say it now, I'll make it fast ♪

♪ What's that ♪

♪ You know this love ain't gonna last ♪

♪ And when it's time for me to go away ♪

♪ I think it's time for you to pay, pay, pay ♪

♪ But you're wrong ♪

♪ I ain't coming back no more ♪

♪ I know baby ♪

♪ Just wear your hat ♪

♪ I will not take, take, take, take, take it no more ♪

♪ I will not take, take, take, take, take it no more ♪

♪ I will not take, take, take, take, take it no more ♪

♪ From you ♪

♪ From you ♪

♪ You told me that you love me ♪

♪ I knew that it was just a lie ♪

♪ Bullshit ♪

♪ I saw the look in your eyes ♪

♪ Do you make me feel so good ♪

♪ I can't take, take, take, take, take it no more ♪

♪ I will not take, take, take, take, take it no more ♪

♪ I will ♪

So you want a beer?

Sure.

What's with the smoke?

I'll bet you do.

Fire.

In the basement.

♪ I can't take, take, take, take, take it no more ♪

♪ I can't take, take, take, take, take it no more ♪

♪ From you ♪

♪ From you ♪

I'll get the hose.

I'll get the water.

Shit.

♪ I can't take, take, take, take, take it no more ♪

♪ From you ♪

Joey, looks like we got a fire down there.

Get Chester okay?

Let's just stay cool

or we're gonna have us a riot out there okay?

Right.

Let me in, let me in.

♪ I can't take, take, take, take, take it no more ♪

♪ From you ♪

♪ From you ♪

Get out of the way!

Nada I love you.

Nada you're hot baby.

I love you.

I'm entering the men's room.

That's why they call it dope.

Ganja man.

No, no thanks.

Yeah.

Yeah I'm almost there.

Okay I'm turning the valve anything happening?

All right, we saved the day.

Ganja man.

Nice.

Come on Maxie, come on Max.

Just a little further.

Yeah.

Just a little further and it's all yours.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh not so fast Max.

No, no, first you have to wash your hands.

Yes Colin Junior.

Bye bye Maxie.

Eat up, good boy.

Oh no.

Come on Piggy.

I countin' down, it's Piggy.

Hey Cool, listen to that.

Somebody's playing one of my songs.

I gotta see this close up.

Hey Cool, don't pick that way, it struck my blind.

You ain't blind, you just in the damn closet.

I knew that.

Releasing Piggy.

♪ Come on and be a son of a gun ♪

♪ Make pretty women, children shout ♪

♪ The world wanna know what it's all about ♪

Jump, jump, jump you.

Who?

Yeah you.

It's okay, follow me.

It's okay, it's okay.

Jump you wimps, jump!

Jump, jump, jump.

Thanks for jumping, you're really great.

Come on.

Jump over my face.

Yeah.

Jump, no.

I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor.

Who said a white boy can't sing the blues.

Girls, we killed 'em.

What's with the beer?

Come on girls that ain't classy.

Generic champagne 1982, champagne.

Champagne again?

Wow.

Are you married?

♪ I ain't got all day ♪

♪ Max Wolfe and the Saturn ♪

Hey, you know it's coming back to me?

Hey, watch it, watch it.

Whoa, I'm sorry I didn't see you.

What do I blend in with the other girls?

I don't look at other girls.

Sure.

You having fun?

I love it.

Reggie, Reggie, Reggie.

Oh, I feel all animal tonight.

All animal.

You're beautiful.

I'm gonna be good tonight love.

Reggie, Reggie, Reggie, Reggie.

Jesus Christ Reggie you're the best.

How about a kiss for good luck sweetie pie.

Al right.

Good luck.

Reggie, you're the hottest, Reggie.

Help, help, he's trying to bring me down.

Help me, help.

Reggie, ready?

Okay.

Listen I'm sorry we got a problem tonight.

We've got this new fire inspector, he says no fireworks.

No fireworks you must be joking.

No, no, I am not, no I'm not joking.

Really Reggie do me a favor, no fireworks.

Right.

No fireworks.

You hear that?

No fireworks.

Al right.

Okay I'll do your introductions.

Hey short ass, nobody introduces me.

Al right?

Catch you later.

I used to like that prick.

Okay, now three, four fan out into the audience.

Don't be nervous I'm here to examine you.

Don't touch my lady parts.

Yeah that's right, okay go.

♪ I am the fiction around I love to hear the crowd roar ♪

♪ The sole survivor of a hundred rock and roll wars ♪

♪ I'm the legend that shines ♪

♪ I'm a one of a Kind institution ♪

♪ Don't I fill you with love ♪

♪ I'm a miracle of evolution ♪

♪ You know I'm a hot shot ♪

♪ When I glowing with fire I'm ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ I get all you desire now ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ I will do what I wanna do ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

Hey Neil help me I'm losing it.

Losing what?

My eyelash.

Don't just stand there.

My nails are wet.

Help me.

Okay.

Hey stop fooling around and grab it.

You need some help for that sailor?

No, I think I can handle it.

Oh I bet you can.

Hey Joey, take over.

Open the door, open it.

We want in, we want in.

Don't worry we'll get in.

We'll get in.

Happy new year.

Hey Rhonda.

Hey Willie.

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

Fire.

Wait, wait a minute what fire?

In the basement, I set it hours ago.

Damn it must've gone out.

We brought you something better.

Bangy, bang, bang.

Oh no.

No, no, no, no bombs, no.

I'm not planting a bomb.

Fire is different, it's slow, people can get out

but a bomb people, pieces.

It's not that kind of a bomb.

Yeah what kind of people do you think we are Sammy,

it's only a stink bomb.

It's gonna make everybody here

smell like skunk shit for a week.

And stink up the Saturn's reputation forever.

And make you smell like roses.

Where do I put it?

Be creative.

It's set to go at midnight.

It's ticking.

Of course.

It's traditional.

Happy New Year Sammy.

♪ I am the spectacle when love and power collide ♪

♪ I make you feel the things you only dreamed of inside ♪

♪ I'm a mystical sage, full of nuclear ages seduction ♪

♪ I can take any heart ♪

♪ 'Cause I've mastered the art of corruption ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ I am glowing with fire ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ I got all your desires now ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ And I do what I wanna do ♪

Take it off.

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ I'm burning with fire now ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ I got all your desires ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ And I do what I wanna do ♪

♪ What am I ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

Neil put me down.

♪ We are the lights can be ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ I'm a rock and roll dynasty ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ I'm just a reflection of you ♪

I knew it.

Out of here captain asshole.

Happy new year.

Sammy, you okay?

Hey inspector,

hey Arthur give me some water.

Are you guys okay?

Inspector, inspector, there you go.

Drink it up.

Okay mister.

I'm putting you on notice.

Every detail of this fiasco is going into my report.

You messed with the wrong fella.

Hey are you okay?

Sammy, are you all right?

How's your head?

My head is in a really nice place Neil.

Do you feel it?

Do you feel the energy?

What?

Sammy,

Sammy what the hell are you doing?

Possessions are a bummer.

They're insane.

I'll tell you, take a good look at this place

"cause when that bomb goes off at midnight,

there's gonna be nothing left but memories.

Max's nephew is an idiot.

Oh Sammy that little cunt.

Thinks he can make a deal with Colin Beverly,

nobody makes deals with Colin Beverly.

She heard us, get her.

Turn around.

Make a wish.

Colin Beverly, let me out of here.

Damn it.

18 inches long, an ounce and a half each

and dripping with raza.

Hey man take it.

Look it's Jamaican ganja, Californian indica

and Maui wowie.

Enjoy, enjoy.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Now I'm gonna do our version,

We love you Reggie.

My version of hoochie coochie man.

A gift from me.

Reggie.

♪ Mama had a vision, before I was born ♪

♪ Gonna have a boy a son of a gun ♪

11:30

Half past 11.

30 minutes to 12.

And the Saturn Theater closes for good.

The end.

Finito.

Too bad about all those kids.

Shame.

Tragedy.

But what the hell, people have kids all the time.

Colin Beverly, damn you, let me out of here.

Lets take the river.

Deep six.

Cement city.

♪ Wrong with good luck ♪

♪ Now you see ♪

♪ Seven million bucks don't follow in on me ♪

♪ I'm here, oh yes, I'm here ♪

♪ I'm a hoochie coochie man ♪

Reggie, for you from me.

Hey Cool.

Is it just the reefer,

or is there somebody else singing one of my songs?

Well it sounds the same but different.

♪ I'm here ♪

♪ Everybody knows I'm here ♪

We love you Reggie.

♪ I'm a hoochie coochie man ♪

♪ That's who I am ♪

I'm gonna bask in my own genius.

I wouldn't go that way King.

Oh, good reefer, man.

Yeah well, it'll get you high man.

Shit I'm gonna take me another hit of this motherfucker.

Oh my god.

We love you Reggie.

Reggie, Reggie.

Oh Reggie, you animal.

My superstar let's go make love right now.

What?

Right here.

I don't have a, I'm going up to the dressing room

to meditate.

This is the best concert I've ever been to,

I'm having so much fun.

Good reefer here.

Happy new year Reggie.

Oh hot shot, hot shot.

You're hungry.

Hot shot.

All right come on.

Hey countess.

Looking good countess.

Reggie.

Happy new year Reggie.

Season's greetings.

Happy Hanukah.

Is Reggie in there?

In there?

He's in everything, prick.

You're kind of cute.

I am?

In your own way.

Really?

♪ Aint got all day ♪

Hey man it's dark out there, what's going on?

Night.

Night, what time is it?

20 to 12.

20 to 12, I've got a show to do step on it.

♪ We're late for the show. ♪

♪ We're late for the show ♪

♪ We better go ♪

We're gonna be killed.

Massacred.

Slaughtered.

♪ We're gonna be killed ♪

Get her.

After her.

Stop her.

Evening officer.

What's your phone number?

I can't satisfy this lot.

I need some air.

Here daddy, just a little bit longer.

Oh my god, he can't be leaving.

Come back.

Oh god all right, get out of it.

Wait a minute.

Chantamine, my little Chantamine.

Hey, can't you get off?

I want somebody who loves me for me.

It's my birthday.

Here you go, happy birthday.

I'm not satisfied. What's your sign?

You insatiable beast.

Betrayed.

You turn your bleeding back for half a second

and they stick a bleeding knife right up the hilt.

I finally found the meaning of the bleeding blues.

Reggie can stand the pain but can they?

♪ I've seen the light and I want you all to hear ♪

♪ It's the story of a man ♪

♪ Who's ego has disappeared ♪

♪ If you look at my face ♪

♪ You can see there's trace of confusion ♪

♪ I'm in out of control and I've poisoned my soul ♪

♪ With illusion ♪

♪ You know I'm a hot shot ♪

♪ I'm burning with fire now ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

Reggie I love you.

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ I do what I wanna do ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ I'm bigger than life can be ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ I'm not a rock and roll fantasy ♪

♪ Hot shot ♪

♪ I'm just a reflection of you ♪

Reggie.

Reggie,

I love you.

Reggie I want you.

Reggie, Reggie, Reggie.

Reggie, Reggie, Reggie.

Reggie, Reggie, Reggie.

That was very great Reggie.

They love you.

Can you give them one more?

They want an encore, what do you say?

Come on Reg they love you.

I can't mate.

I just can't.

Given me all, I've given me heart, me soul, me bleeding life

I mean, I'm an empty shell of a man mate.

One more.

What's your name?

I'm Neil.

Neil, could you please get me a glass of water?

Oh cool I was hot tonight.

Hey Neil, Neil.

One more Reg.

Neil you gotta do something man,

they're gonna tear this place down.

Put on a cartoon maybe that'll calm 'em down.

♪ Sunshine, sunshine ♪

I wanna be happy.

I wanna be gay.

♪ Sunshine, sunshine ♪

♪ Lots and lots and lots of sunshine ♪

Hey Reg, you all right?

Yeah I'm fine mate yeah.

Oh yeah, I'm fine mate, yeah.

I'm just going for a pee.

I feel kinda different.

That's because you are different mate.

Well,

is that you OI' Cock?

I didn't know you could talk.

There's a lot you don't know about me.

There's a lot you've forgotten about yourself.

I don't believe it.

Well come on, you got something to say spit it out.

You became a star Reg.

You forgot how to feel mate.

What about the agony I'm feeling now?

I mean a woman's hurt me lad.

Deep cut.

Emotion Reggie, emotion.

That's what makes tonight's performance your best?

Was I really that good?

Like old times

and it can be that good from now on if you listen to me.

It's the start of a new beginning.

Well shake on it then.

You've got my hand on it.

Not that, don't shake me so hard mate.

Sorry.

Come on open this door, King gotta feed this hungry.

Let Cool cool 'em down.

Open that motherfucker.

Al right.

Oh god.

Oh wow they shot Piggy.

Neil, Neil.

Hey Willie look I'm sorry.

Forget it.

There is a bomb in the theater.

What?

Sammy planted it for Colin Beverly

and it's gonna go off at midnight.

Where's Sammy?

I don't know.

Well find him.

I'll clear the house.

Search the theater.

Is it midnight yet?

Happy new year.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies and gentlemen we have a problem.

Listen, Listen.

Listen when I give you the word

I want you to get up and I want you to get out of this theater

as soon as you-

Hey listen, there's a bomb in the theater.

What a bummer.

Wait a second, wait, wait, wait I said,

there's a bomb in the theater.

I've got it.

I've got the bong man.

Sammy.

Sammy.

Sammy where's the bomb?

Where's the bomb?

Where's the bomb?

Love is the answer.

Right?

We must get rid of the bummers like

hate and greed are bummers.

What?

Sammy where's the bomb?

Be really peaceful-

- Where's the bomb?

Hater is a bummer too Neil.

Neil, Neil, find the captain he'll translate.

In the cosmos where there is no bitterness or hate

or greed only perfect being and oneness

and unity in karmic harmony.

Far out man.

The little freak put it in the rocket.

Bon voyage honey pot.

I'll see ya, toots.

Three, two, one, blast off.

Max, Max, there's a bomb in the rocket.

What?

A bomb.

Bomb where?

Get rid of it.

This is a joke.

Oh my God.

Hey Max, Max throw me the,

hey Max throw me the bomb right here.

Here give it to me.

Hot spit, here we go, the end of the Saturn.

Nine.

Eight.

Seven.

Six.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

Oh shit, - Oh shit.

Happy New Year.

Happy new year Max.

You too boss.

♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪

♪ And never brought to mind ♪

♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪

♪ And days of auld lang syne ♪

♪ For auld lang syne, my friends ♪

♪ For auld lang syne ♪

♪ We'll take a cup of kindness yet ♪

♪ For auld lang syne ♪

Oh marry me.

Yeah why not?

♪ Never brought to mind ♪

♪ Should auld ♪

We're going to the motor city

and I want you to join us, okay?

But King, I got a job here.

Listen don't give me no, King needs you.

We need you.

Wow, he needs me.

I'll miss ya.

I miss you too man.

Hey what about us?

Come on.

Shalom.

Happy new year Nada.

Nada, Nada, Nada, Nada, Nada, Nada, Nada.

♪ Auld lang syne ♪

♪ For auld lang syne ♪

You've really come a long way, Sammy.

Goodbye, I love everyone.

Dogs, shit I'll never kick a dog again I swear.

I apologize, I love dogs.

♪ Auld acquaintance be forgot ♪

Hey Reg.

Everything coming out all right?

Happy new year.

Happy new year mate.

Hey Reg, what's gotten into you?

Rock and roll is gonna be fun again.

Good.

I'd like you to meet our new manager.

Nice to meet you Toady.

Come on get a move on,

I've got us booked into every bleeding dive in Malibu.

Well don't just sit there, give the lad a drink.

I ain't gonna touch him.

We're here.

You know you're lucky you didn't hurt the guitar.

Keep the change.

Happy new year.

Happy new year.

Hey Max it was a great night.

Oh the best ever.

Well that's because you guys made it great

and I had a great time watching it.

Here.

What's this?

That is the lease.

Now after you're through with it, you pass it on.

From now on it's strictly playtime.

Hey this is for real.

Oh I guess I missed the show huh?

Hey well it's the thought that counts.

That's too bad I had a really good song

I wanted to try out.

Well you can play here next new year's Eve.

You can play here anytime you want.

Neil.

Oh, Susie, Odin, Odin, Susie.

Oh wait, I thought you'd never show up,

I have so much to ask you.

Now that I'm a new theatre owner,

I could use a stage manager.

Neil.

All right, all right.

Partners?

He gave it to you.

Oh come on it'd be a lot of fun together.

Oh Neil.

Friend of yours?

I think we've met.

♪ Get crazy ♪

♪ Do a striptease down the supermarket aisle ♪

♪ Get crazy ♪

♪ Tell your boyfriend that you're pregnant watch him smile ♪

♪ I'm a modest sort of guy ♪

♪ Kind of quiet, kind of shy ♪

♪ That's my Jeep that's parked outside ♪

♪ How about a little ride ♪

♪ Get crazy ♪

♪ Sell your sister to a sheik of Arabie ♪

♪ Get crazy ♪

♪ Spend the whole day without watching no TV ♪

♪ And I'm standing at your knees ♪

♪ And you're staring at my keys ♪

♪ And I'm staring at your heart ♪

♪ What a lovely, lovely heart ♪

♪ Get crazy ♪

♪ Do a swan dive from the top of Hoover Dam ♪

♪ Get crazy ♪

♪ Take a beehive when you go to Sunday mass ♪

♪ Get crazy ♪

♪ Say you're married to a tenor saxophone ♪

♪ Get crazy ♪

♪ Take a midnight stroll through Central Park alone ♪

♪ Get crazy, crazy ♪

♪ You know it's hard for me ♪

♪ I can not use the phone ♪

♪ And in the shade of publicity ♪

♪ You're relationship is born ♪

♪ And I feel like a Hercules who's recently been shorn ♪

♪ But I have always loved my baby sister ♪

♪ Hit me up at eight and see me on TV ♪

♪ I know I don't look well, time's not been good to me ♪

♪ But please believe me ♪

♪ The blame is all on me ♪

♪ I've always loved my baby sister ♪

♪ You Remember when you were young when ♪

♪ You would wait for me at school ♪

♪ Teacher's friends they were raising sands ♪

♪ And I was often cruel ♪

♪ But you always believed in me ♪

♪ You thought I was the best ♪

♪ And now that I've got you alone ♪

♪ Let me get this off my chest ♪

♪ Pick a melody then count from one to 10 ♪

Eight, nine, ten.

♪ I'll make a rhyme up and then we'll try again ♪

♪ To laugh or cry or give a side ♪

♪ To a past might have been ♪

♪ And how much I really love my baby sister ♪

♪ And how much I really love my baby sister ♪

♪ And how much I really love my baby sister ♪

♪ My, my, my, my ♪

♪ My, my, my, my ♪

♪ My, my, my, my ♪

♪ My, my, my, my ♪

♪ My, my, my, my ♪

♪ My, my, my, my ♪

♪ My, my, my, my ♪

♪ My, my, my, my ♪