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- Thank you. - Bye.

OUTDOOR / CHILDREN'S PLAYGROUND

- I was offered a new job. - Where?

A pharmaceutical company wants me to run their advertising campaign.

- This is cool. - Yes, only the factory is located in Finland.

In Tampere.

But we live here.

Thank you. This is a question to think about.

You don't need to decide right now.

On the other hand, such a chance comes once in a lifetime.

Tasty.

- Why so many walkie-talkies? - We have a big house.

The Tampere region contains the oldest known oil shale deposits.

What are you reading? Let me see.

Looks pretty nice.

Tampere. What a strange language.

At least you have a personal translator.

The year will fly by quickly.

Maybe I will finish my studies there.

Well, here we are in Tampere.

- Sign here. - Fine.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- What do these dashes mean? - Business trips.

- Can you handle it? - Certainly. We will go for walks and meet people.

Oh yes, that's what else.

This button is for turning on the alarm, and this one is for turning it off.

Welcome home, Laura.

Everything will be fine.

See you.

My name is Gerda-Tuulikki.

My name is Gerda-Tuulikki.

I want. We want.

I want. We want.

I want. We want.

Sorry. I want "nussia*". *nussia – to fuck (Finnish slang)

So small and brown. I need it for a cupcake.

- Do you mean nuts? - Yes.

- Oh, then try to look in the next row. - Fine. Thank you.

My pleasure. Sweet girl.

- About ten months? - Almost. How did you know?

I understand women.

Hello. My name is Laura,

and I'm from Germany...

Thank you.

What a sweet little girl. How old is she?

(English) What a sweet little girl. How old is she?

(French) Good morning,

on air news. Democrat Barack Obama won the US presidential election...

You're back! Finally!

Hey, you'll strangle me.

Honey, I need to check my email.

It's fast.

Next on the plan is a December presentation in Tokyo.

Yes, right after Dublin.

Great. And then it makes sense to cover London.

Yes. Yes.

I think a week is enough.

I suggest giving it two weeks.

Wonderful. Thanks a lot. Goodbye.

Why did we move here if you don’t sit still for a day?

I didn't think it would happen like this.

I'm sure we can handle this. It's only for a year.

- Bye. - Yes...Bye.

It was nice to meet you.

Next, personal pronouns. Next, personal pronouns.

I...

Hello. Ticket office, please.

It was a fun evening.

- Let's do it again next year. - Definitely.

- How about Italy? - Great idea.

Sofia, daddy has arrived. Let's go.

I have to go. Have a good day.

Let's call you. Bye.

We'll be in touch.

I was hoping that at least you weren't in a hurry.

-Can you look after Ava? - Who else is this?

So, one guy from work.

Heidi, you're married.

Who do you take me for? It's just a colleague.

- This could end badly. - Let's not. I ran.

- How is life in Finland? - Super.

Thanks everyone for your help.

Can I help?

Thank you.

“Mr. Weber is an engineer and lives in Hamburg.”

“The company has a factory in Berlin. Time heals all wounds

Sorry, that's all I remember in German from school. Just tears.

At least we're talking. I was looking for someone to talk to.

I've never talked to anyone here for so long.

I can give you my number. And we can go to our club right now.

- This is a meeting place for young mothers. - Thank you. With pleasure.

- Yes, by the way, I’m Riina. - Laura.

-Where are you from exactly? - From Hamburg. So does Mr. Weber.

Who? Oh, well, yes, exactly.

- Is it always like this here? - No, it doesn’t happen from day to day.

Here we go. This is the living room. Hi all.

Here we discuss really important things, for example, such as diapers, where to

buy cheap overalls. It happens that a mother leaves her child with us for a while.

Some are dealing with exes, some are with new men, this is drama.

I don't know how I would have gotten through my divorce without these ladies.

And we don’t know what we would do without you.

Has anyone made coffee?

An aunt came to us from Germany.

- Thank you. - Do you have anyone here to turn to for help?

- Actually, no one. - It must be hard.

Well, yes.

I don’t remember the last time I read a newspaper, I

can’t go to the bathroom and take a shower in peace.

I miss communicating with adults.

It's so sad. Sometimes I envy people who go shopping together and then go to McDonald's.

Wake up.

- Sorry, I was babbling about something. - No, no.

My twins woke up at five. Continue please.

I just want to say that I would give anything to have

someone nearby who would say: “get some sleep, I’ll cook porridge.”

I can't be alone anymore.

“It’s not easy for anyone in this situation.” - Yes, you will find yourself a new man.

How long have you been a single mother?

- I... - We know what it's like at first.

A feeling of disappointment and giving up...

Tero has arrived.

Who is Tero?

Tero is a social service volunteer.

Take off dirty clothes. Oh, it's you!

Wait! In the end, did you find yourself “nussia”?

Yes, thank you.

- I almost feel sorry for them. - Well, yes.

Come to us.

Let's march.

One, two, one, two, three...

Right, left, left, left...

Bye!

Wait!

- I'm Tero. - Laura.

Can I ask you something?

Sorry. Be careful with the child.

- Is it safe here? - Absolutely.

I drove all the gopniks out of here.

Here.

Like this. Come in.

I'm sorry for the terrible mess.

It's nice here.

You can feel at home.

Here it is. Here you go.

- But I don’t understand anything about this. - Doesn't matter. Just translate it if it's not difficult.

Install the connector and make sure it is fully seated.

Made. No effect.

- Try another nest. - Fine.

Hey, there are instructions in Finnish.

- What, really? - Yes.

- It turns out I bothered you in vain. - Not scary.

How should I compensate?

I would... I want a tour of Tampere.

I can't tell you anything about the history of this area,

but in my opinion it is the most beautiful part of Tampere.

Look there, you can see the lake between the houses.

Tampere!

Look!

Do you want to go for a ride? Shall we go there?

Who did they take us for...?

Welcome home, Laura.

- What are you doing here? - I live here.

Well, yes.

I should have called. Brussels has been cancelled. I wanted to make it a surprise.

It's great to have you home. I missed you.

- Where is Nella? - Asleep.

I won't let you go, no matter what.

- Laura, let me in... - Listen! We need to be together.

Otherwise I'll pick up some idiot and you are the flight attendant.

-Are you exaggerating? - I'm serious!

I'm alone all the time. I'm just going crazy.

Take a look. I found something for you.

You can study in Tampere.

There is an inexpensive training program here.

I don't want to study here. I want to go home.

- Think about it. - I won’t! I want us to have a family again.

Hello. Listen, Peter can't fly to Madrid alone?

My wife is not well, I must stay with her.

Fine. Great.

Fine. See you next week. Bye.

Thank you.

- How do you like the idea of ​​leaving the city for a few days? - And where?

The company has a house in Lapland.

It is well equipped, there is a sauna and everything else.

- They say it’s very cool there. - Why not?

What does the word "nussia" mean?

I can show you.

I want "nussia".

- Hello! - This?

It's five euros.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Will this be enough for us? - Still need some wine.

- We're out of eggs. - Eggs?

Organic. I'll go and exchange it. See you at home.

Where have you been?

My brother came to see me and forgot to buy something.

You're on the list. The others will too.

- Actually, I... - Do you remember the last time you got out? It's time to relax.

I'm leaving to relax with my brother's family, sorry.

Damn it.

- Hello! Is Nella sleeping? - No, she eats.

Hello.

I made Riina coffee.

Did you find them?

- What? - Organic eggs.

No. We can buy along the way.

- We had an interesting conversation. - Really?

- Riina told me about... - About what?

We talked about single parents.

- I'll go get some wine. -Haven't you bought it yet?

No, Nella is hungry.

Nice to meet you. It's great that Laura has found friends.

- Bye. - Bye.

And he's a nice guy.

At least for the husband of a single mother.

And you, it turns out, are a more interesting character than I thought.

Maybe you still have secret identities and families?

I'm not a single mother.

But I'm a very single mother.

I still don’t quite understand why Artaud’s parents can’t help?

They play golf in Spain.

How to deal with this?

Is it better for them not to see him?

Hello girls.

Well Laura, how are you doing on the personal front? Met anyone?

No need to run ahead of the train.

- How are you doing? - I have already received three answers.

One, some yogi, invited me to watch him fly.

Another sent me a photo of his penis.

And the third asked if I would give him my old sandals.

Yesterday I had an interesting meeting.

How do you say "nokikolari" in English?

- Plumber. - A plumber came to see me.

He spoke so well about Luminka, I really don’t know what to do with him.

If you want to receive something, you have to give something.

Okay, let's go.

- It's time for us all to leave. - Bye.

- See you. - Bye.

- What is Niklas’s relationship with his father? Does he visit often? - I wouldn't say.

- What to do with this? - Just put it inside.

So...He doesn't want to see Niklas?

I didn't recognize it.

- Does he even know? - No. I didn't tell him.

But why?

We met six years ago on a cruise to Sweden.

I was drunk as hell.

Well, how it happens. Bars, slow dancing, then went to the cabin.

And the sex, in general, was not so hot. Oh, my God.

Do you know anything about him?

I know his name and phone number. He lives in Helsinki.

He's an idiot like everyone else. I don't want to disappoint Niklas.

What if he wanted to be a father?

Maybe he will teach Niklas to fish or glue models.

- Do what father and son usually do. - Yes, sure.

Niklas also has rights.

But Niklas feels good with me.

We will go down a very steep hill.

Arto Laitinen.

I understand.

Yes.

I'll be there as soon as I can. Yes. Bye.

-Are you in no hurry? - No.

Did you have fun?

- It's your turn. - No, no.

- Let's. - OK. I just forgot how to do it a little.

Enough!

I can't.

I hope it was fun.

- You can still come to my concert. - I'm afraid not.

I don't know what's happening and what will happen next.

But I know... That this is wrong.

ADVERTISING IS PROHIBITED

- Cool poster. - Thank you.

- You'll come, won't you? - Mother! I want to write.

- Wait until you get home. - No!

The man needs to urinate. Let's go together. Let's go.

Hey, you're just special. This is food for the trees.

- Mom, why don’t you play? - What?

- Why don't you play? - Sorry.

Wait a minute. I'll be back soon.

Mom, can I go and play?

Yes. Just be careful.

- Did you tell him? - Did you tell me about what?

Niklas doesn't even understand what "dad" means.

You're probably right.

- Do you think so? - Perhaps.

I need to meet someone. Wait for me with Laura.

- See you. - Fine.

- Good luck. - Thank you.

- Wait...You look cool. - OK.

- Hello. You're Riina, right? - Yes.

It was a long time ago. Can I offer lunch or coffee?

- No, thank you. - Well, okay then.

-Are you without a boy? - Niklas is on the street.

I wanted to meet and talk one-on-one first.

Yeah...I have a meeting soon, so let's get this over with.

With what?

My lawyer made a plan: 300 euros per month,

until the child reaches 18 years of age.

This is reasonable compensation.

I waive all my rights and will not date him.

You will have full custody.

Sorry. I need to answer. Think about it for now.

Aarre Laakso. Well, hello...

Fuck it. He did everything right.

He didn't pretend, he should be respected for that.

Most people I know would pretend.

Do you have anything else to do, or do you want to be alone?

I want to get drunk.

- Let's go to the concert. To the Tero concert. - I don't have a nanny.

This is an excuse.

Nella will like it. Really, honey?

-Won't you be bored? “Maybe I’ll call a plumber and ask him to clean the main hole.

” So do it. Let's go.

- Bye-bye, Nella! - See you!

Look what I have. What a cool dolphin.

Do you want to be a smelt or a tigress?

- What is “smelt”? - Fish.

Will you allow me? Relax.

Unfasten the button. And a little more lipstick.

A single mom shouldn't be shy.

You need to fish with live bait. It doesn't matter who, man, woman.

That's weird. Much better.

They start.

Yes, yes.

Let's go, Laura! Yes, yes.

Let's go, Laura!

- Do you like it? - What?

- Why don’t you dance? - I just want to listen.

Then let's go.

Thank you!

Need to refuel.

Let's go!

Between the first and second.

Thank you, and good night!

Artaud: Kiss Nella for me

There is no chance of finding a taxi at such a time.

I can take you. You'll freeze. I'll give you a ride.

- Thank you for the ride. - My pleasure.

- And for the concert. - Glad you liked it.

- Then I went. - If you want.

Yes. Good night.

Why are they so easy to film in films?

The actresses probably have a special cream on their feet.

Oh, my God!

I think we've gone too far.

I probably won't be able to continue.

We won't do anything if you don't want to.

Yes. It's better to remain friends.

Sex isn't the main thing, is it?

I don't know anything about you. Who are you?

I'm such an easy rider.

But seriously?

What are your dreams?

Play the guitar in front of ten thousand people.

Hear my name being shouted.

Travel around the world on a motorcycle.

Just enjoy life.

Is it true?

Maybe fall in love. Don't know.

She frowned seriously.

- Are you still breastfeeding? - Yes. And what?

Can...?

Tero!

It's time for me to go get Nella.

Fine.

Bye bye.

Grab a bun, have a nice day!

- Hello! - Hello!

Look who's come!

- Mom has come! - Everything was wonderful.

Thank you.

- She's wonderful. - What is it, we are not happy?

- Thank you! - You're welcome.

- What's happened? - He's not just a guy from work anymore.

What should I do? Just break up.

So far it's not difficult. If you don't do this now, it will become increasingly difficult.

I can't.

- Hello. - Hello.

We had nothing. I am completely happy with Artaud.

What happened... It doesn't mean that there was something between us.

Of course it wasn't. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

How complicated everything is.

Kiss me.

Have you already thought about Nella's birthday?

-Who will we invite? - I didn’t think so.

We can put her to bed early.

I need to take out the trash.

Sing along.

Do you want to have sex with him?

I'm not happy with Artaud.

Every day it gets worse and worse.

He doesn't care about me.

He hears only himself.

I am nothing to him.

-Can you keep an eye on Nella a little? - Certainly.

Thank you.

- So? - What?

Should I leave Artaud?

How can I solve this?

What do you mean?

- Do you understand what I asked? - I understood everything, but...

You're married, I thought you were okay with that... I don't understand.

You know he's better for you than I am.

Seriously. If I had known, I would never...

Well, no need. Please.

Did he ask to suck a tit?

Welcome to the club!

You can have fun with whoever you want, but make sure they know the rules.

Some people believe that love and sex are the same thing.

- Do you believe in this too? - It's none of your business.

A man is an animal. Men scatter the seed, and women raise the young.

- Cynical. - It's not for you to judge.

- I like you. - So what?

- I know the conditions. - Are you hitting on me?

Come at nine, Niklas will be asleep. Vallikatu 5, Pispala.

OK. Should I bring some wine or something?

No.

How will you understand that I am interested in you as a person?

But you don't need to. I'm not interested in you. As in personality.

See you.

Laura!

I'm sorry.

I was such a fool.

Well, no, this is nonsense.

We'll buy new ones. They are inexpensive.

Or we'll drink bleach.

Everything is fine.

You are right. This is nonsense.

That's it.

Can we work things out?

I'm sorry.

Everything will be fine.

You're on fire. What hurts you?

My head hurts.

Wait. Mommy will come downstairs. Lie down.

Sorry, it won't work today. We'll postpone it for another time.

- Don't bother me. - I can’t believe Niklas is sick.

- Is it true? - Yes.

- Let's see. - No need to rush in like that!

We will go to the doctor in the morning.

I don't think it's worth waiting until morning.

Niklas! Niklas!

- What's happened? - He just went limp.

- We urgently need a doctor. Urgently! - Come with me.

Dear!

Acute otitis media and a very high fever,

but don't worry. I'll write out a prescription.

Antipyretic and antibiotics for inflammation.

Will your father be able to go to the pharmacy?

Yes, sure.

- Thank you. - He's a cool guy.

Yes, he is like that.

Sorry, but maybe this is a sign.

A sign that there is only room for one man in my life. For him.

- Do you know why it’s so easy for me with you? - Why?

Because you're just like me.

- No showdowns, complications, falling in love. - Right.

If you want to drink a glass of milk, you don't need to buy a cow.

Right.

- Can I help you? - Yes, please.

Perfect.

Welcome.

- Glad to see you. - Is she already walking?

Let's blow.

- Do you want to go out to the balcony? - Do I need to wear a coat?

- Certainly. This is Finland. - Eva, go to daddy.

Thanks for your advice.

Did you break up?

I probably seem disgusting to you.

- Promise not to tell anyone. - What?

I also had an affair.

At first it wasn't serious. I felt so lonely.

At first it was just innocent flirting,

but it all ended in bed.

Does Arto know?

Of course not.

But it was quite nice.

He was very different from Artaud. Did things like this...

Which?

Has Ralph ever sucked your milk?

He sometimes wears my underwear.

Have you been thinking about having another child?

Promise me that...

But now it's over. I'm so glad I realized it in time.

- We will be a good couple if I learn to be flexible. - Poor thing.

Sorry for the long absence. Is there enough coffee for everyone?

Hello! Where is our birthday girl?

I apologize for being late. Well, everyone's gone.

It's good that we didn't buy balloons. I brought ice cream I'll put it in the freezer.

Hey Laura! Are you planning to continue your studies? This is great!

So you will stay in Tampere forever.

What's happened?

You need something to eat.

Go quickly! Nella has gone!

Look.

Go to mommy.

Look here.

Who should I send this to?

Maybe Artaud?

I need to go to the store. Can you sit with Ava?

- You just walked. - The coffee is over.

Bye, baby.

Well, what are you doing?

Life is a complicated thing.

Sometimes you have to listen to your heart.

Haven't you looked at an apartment yet?

Move to our area.

Is everyone ready? It's about to start.

Ten seconds left!

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one...

Happy New Year!

- How glad I am to see you! - I missed you so much.

Hello Nella!

Let's go, I have a car.

How was the flight?

- Yes, I sometimes borrow this coffin on wheels from Tero. - It's clear.

- I'll turn on some music. - Good idea.

OK. Something happened while you were away.

Don't know. Everything somehow spirals further and further. Fuck it.

But I wanted you to come back.

We can spend time together, talk

about everything. Something like that.

Laura. You are my best friend. If you want, I'll leave him.

- Leave. - What?

Leave him.

Here you go, bitch.

You almost hit me in the face!

Almost doesn't count.

- Pass to you. - Hello!

Do you want some "nussia"?

Better not ask.

- Why did she give you nuts? - Don't ask.

That's all for today. Thank you.

- Here are the keys. Congratulations. - Thank you.

Artaud.

Is this for goodbye?

Sleep. I'll cook porridge.

Good morning.

Look, Nella!

Wake up!

Oh, how wonderfully I slept last night.

What a spring day...

This is Leevi. His mother is Nesi and his father is Delphi.

This is Evertty.

His mother is Veera, and his father is also Delphi.

I promised that we would go to Italy with everyone.

Come in.

It will be visible.

What did you mean? Of course we will go.

- Do we need to decide now? - Yes.

What's the matter?

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime...

Sorry. Twice in a lifetime.

This is an administrative position. In Singapore.

I don't have to travel around, and the workday is short.

We'll get to know our neighbors in advance so we'll have company.

We can hire a nanny and you will have free time.

House or penthouse?

I won't go.

What?

I won't go.

Laura, come here.

Here we are. Here we have something like a forest.

- Hello. - Hello.

I'm Laura Shulman. Former Laitinen. Come on in.

-Have you recently gotten divorced? - Yes.

- There are many of us, we help each other. - Do you want coffee?

Yes please.

Mervi! Come take a look.

I can't believe it!

Go to him! Take off your glasses and smooth your hair.

- Fine. - So you don't look like a nun.

Go before he leaves! Run!

- And he's really cute. - Yes, indeed.

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