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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,827 --> 00:00:08,000 Dani Dupree, 2 00:00:08,103 --> 00:00:09,206 supermodel, 3 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:11,793 -is so back. -Ooh. 4 00:00:11,794 --> 00:00:13,033 I think it's a good idea for you 5 00:00:13,034 --> 00:00:14,550 to keep your distance from Lynette. 6 00:00:14,551 --> 00:00:16,792 How can I turn my back on someone who helped me? 7 00:00:16,793 --> 00:00:18,412 I don't want to see her take advantage of you. 8 00:00:18,413 --> 00:00:20,205 I'd strongly advise you to reconsider 9 00:00:20,206 --> 00:00:21,862 popping by unsolicited. 10 00:00:21,965 --> 00:00:23,379 Relax, Miss Thang. 11 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:26,517 I have my sights on another power player. 12 00:00:26,620 --> 00:00:29,862 I am no longer yours for you to be concerned with. 13 00:00:29,965 --> 00:00:32,862 She is dating both Carlton and Kial. 14 00:00:32,965 --> 00:00:34,551 Stop living back there, man. 15 00:00:34,552 --> 00:00:37,136 I've been trying to get your grandmother to take it easy. 16 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,482 I will rest when I'm tired. 17 00:00:45,896 --> 00:00:47,946 VERNON: Happy Valentine's Day, my love. 18 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:52,344 Oh, sweetheart, look at those beautiful roses. 19 00:00:52,448 --> 00:00:54,586 And you bought me... 20 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:59,033 -...saltwater taffy? [chuckles] -[chuckling] 21 00:00:59,034 --> 00:01:03,793 I know things can taste different during chemo, 22 00:01:03,896 --> 00:01:05,965 but I couldn't skip our tradition. 23 00:01:06,068 --> 00:01:08,758 Well, some traditions are worth keeping. 24 00:01:08,862 --> 00:01:11,992 And it wouldn't be Valentine's Day without taffy from my love. 25 00:01:12,034 --> 00:01:13,103 [chuckles] 26 00:01:13,104 --> 00:01:14,378 Do you remember the first time 27 00:01:14,379 --> 00:01:16,896 we took Dani and Nicole over to Rehoboth 28 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,379 and we wandered into that candy store, huh? 29 00:01:20,482 --> 00:01:21,992 -Do I remember? -[chuckles] 30 00:01:22,068 --> 00:01:24,241 You would have thought they discovered 31 00:01:24,344 --> 00:01:26,517 -a real-life Candy Land game. 32 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:29,206 They didn't know where to look next or what to get. 33 00:01:29,207 --> 00:01:31,585 -You were just as excited as they were. -[chuckles] I was, 34 00:01:31,586 --> 00:01:33,310 -wasn't I? -[laughs] 35 00:01:33,413 --> 00:01:36,482 And I have loved catering to your sweet tooth ever since. 36 00:01:36,586 --> 00:01:39,241 Well, I have a surprise for you. 37 00:01:39,344 --> 00:01:40,965 And it doesn't fit in a box. 38 00:01:42,827 --> 00:01:46,103 To our mother-daughter Galentine's Day. 39 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,103 This idea was gold, Mom. 40 00:01:48,104 --> 00:01:49,964 I'm so happy to have you as my Valentine. 41 00:01:49,965 --> 00:01:53,965 And look at me showing off my ChelseaKat bag. 42 00:01:53,966 --> 00:01:56,033 -Mmm! It's the very first of its kind. -[chuckles] 43 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:57,724 We're just about to launch it. 44 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,147 And I am the best billboard. 45 00:01:59,241 --> 00:02:00,655 I carry it everywhere I go. 46 00:02:00,656 --> 00:02:03,378 People are always stopping me, asking me where they can buy it. 47 00:02:03,379 --> 00:02:05,378 Well, only a few more weeks until it's available 48 00:02:05,379 --> 00:02:07,861 for purchase and then you can finally give your friends 49 00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:08,930 -the link. -Can't wait. 50 00:02:08,931 --> 00:02:10,482 [chuckles] 51 00:02:10,586 --> 00:02:11,965 This is so great, 52 00:02:12,068 --> 00:02:14,793 having this time with just the two of us. 53 00:02:14,794 --> 00:02:17,447 It reminds me of when I was a little kid and I was worried 54 00:02:17,448 --> 00:02:21,379 about not getting Valentine's Day cards at school. 55 00:02:21,482 --> 00:02:24,344 You would always have a little something for me at home, 56 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,482 so whether or not school was a bust, 57 00:02:26,586 --> 00:02:28,816 -I'd have a gift and a heart. -Well, it's what 58 00:02:28,817 --> 00:02:30,999 your grandmother always did for me and Dani. 59 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,344 I'm just paying it forward to my own kids. 60 00:02:33,345 --> 00:02:35,964 Even though you and Martin have your real-life Valentines 61 00:02:35,965 --> 00:02:37,172 of your own now. 62 00:02:37,275 --> 00:02:39,724 And who's your Valentine? 63 00:02:40,758 --> 00:02:45,034 The best part of having two men offering to be mine tonight 64 00:02:45,137 --> 00:02:48,586 was the freedom to say no to both their invitations. 65 00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:50,413 Damn, Mom! 66 00:02:50,517 --> 00:02:54,517 From your new drip to this forward-thinking attitude, 67 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:57,000 you really have done the full makeover. 68 00:02:57,103 --> 00:02:59,344 Is that a good or bad thing in your book? 69 00:02:59,448 --> 00:03:01,793 Well, I must admit 70 00:03:01,896 --> 00:03:04,758 I'm still getting used to Living Single 71 00:03:05,793 --> 00:03:08,931 But since you had several tempting offers 72 00:03:09,034 --> 00:03:11,965 for dates tonight and you still chose me, 73 00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:13,118 I'm very happy. 74 00:03:13,206 --> 00:03:15,482 You, my amazing daughter, 75 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:18,586 and your brother are the true loves of my life. 76 00:03:18,689 --> 00:03:22,172 You two are the reason why I will never regret 77 00:03:22,275 --> 00:03:24,206 all the years I spent with your father. 78 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:27,517 So much for best-laid plans. [chuckling] 79 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:30,210 Didn't you tell me the reason you were able to score 80 00:03:30,275 --> 00:03:32,689 last-minute reservations at Heming's Bistro 81 00:03:32,793 --> 00:03:34,724 because you knew the staff? 82 00:03:34,827 --> 00:03:36,758 Yeah, apparently not. 83 00:03:36,862 --> 00:03:39,517 They could have at least given me a heads-up the... 84 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,827 restaurant reservation was for Valentine's Day 2027. 85 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,172 [laughs] 86 00:03:44,275 --> 00:03:45,689 Some connects, right? 87 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:48,448 Hey, I am just fine showing off this gorgeous gown 88 00:03:48,449 --> 00:03:51,067 right here at Uptown where more people will compliment me. 89 00:03:51,068 --> 00:03:53,724 And there is a silver lining. 90 00:03:53,827 --> 00:03:56,482 See? I knew you'd find one. Lay it on me. 91 00:03:56,586 --> 00:03:59,620 Well... [clears throat] we already have reservations 92 00:03:59,724 --> 00:04:02,275 at the most exclusive restaurant in D.C. 93 00:04:02,379 --> 00:04:04,103 for next Valentine's Day. 94 00:04:04,206 --> 00:04:05,793 -Uh-huh. -Ah. [chuckles] 95 00:04:05,896 --> 00:04:07,586 [chuckles] 96 00:04:07,689 --> 00:04:10,344 Uh, I think your modeling comeback 97 00:04:10,448 --> 00:04:12,275 has everybody talking. 98 00:04:13,655 --> 00:04:15,825 I couldn't have done it without you, Andre. 99 00:04:16,413 --> 00:04:18,103 What do you mean? 100 00:04:18,206 --> 00:04:19,482 You... 101 00:04:19,586 --> 00:04:22,448 gave me the confidence to put myself out there again. 102 00:04:23,448 --> 00:04:25,413 I am the luckiest woman in the world 103 00:04:25,517 --> 00:04:27,103 because I get to call you... 104 00:04:28,103 --> 00:04:30,586 ...my forever Valentine. 105 00:04:32,758 --> 00:04:35,344 ? ? 106 00:05:02,793 --> 00:05:05,896 So, where's my future son-in-law? 107 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,758 That young man deserves a lecture. 108 00:05:07,862 --> 00:05:09,310 [sighs] Please don't. 109 00:05:09,413 --> 00:05:12,137 I am simply concerned, because you have endured 110 00:05:12,241 --> 00:05:15,448 too many solo Valentine's Days. 111 00:05:15,551 --> 00:05:17,781 Now, this year was supposed to be different. 112 00:05:17,862 --> 00:05:19,172 Relax. 113 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:21,068 Izaiah is meeting me here. 114 00:05:22,103 --> 00:05:23,153 Here? 115 00:05:23,172 --> 00:05:24,586 Oh, no, we can't have that. 116 00:05:24,689 --> 00:05:27,482 Orphey Gene's is hardly a romantic destination. 117 00:05:27,586 --> 00:05:29,724 You and I are different, Mama. 118 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:32,177 Okay? I'd rather be with a man who surprises me 119 00:05:32,275 --> 00:05:34,931 with flowers he handpicked on an ordinary day. 120 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:37,620 That is how a guy who actually cares acts. 121 00:05:38,655 --> 00:05:40,225 IZAIAH: I couldn't agree more. 122 00:05:44,379 --> 00:05:46,517 HAYLEY: Wow. 123 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:50,068 Did the florist bundle up every single flower in the shop? 124 00:05:50,172 --> 00:05:51,931 Well, let's just put it this way- 125 00:05:52,034 --> 00:05:53,413 when I left, 126 00:05:53,517 --> 00:05:56,107 the florist had to put the "Closed" sign on the door. 127 00:05:56,206 --> 00:05:59,965 My beautiful wife deserves to be spoiled on Valentine's Day. 128 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:05,344 Mmm. Proving my handsome husband is considerate and over-the-top, 129 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,551 just the way I like it. 130 00:06:07,655 --> 00:06:08,705 Bring it on. 131 00:06:08,724 --> 00:06:10,448 [chuckling] Mmm. 132 00:06:10,551 --> 00:06:12,724 So, how'd your day go, sweetheart? 133 00:06:12,827 --> 00:06:16,172 Well, I've been following the doctor's instructions 134 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:17,896 -to take it easy. -Uh-huh. 135 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,586 I've just chilled, you know, 136 00:06:20,587 --> 00:06:22,585 -so I could be rested for the evening. -Mm. 137 00:06:22,586 --> 00:06:24,862 -What do you have planned? -[sighs] 138 00:06:24,863 --> 00:06:26,792 Yeah, I don't know. I just thought maybe we'd... 139 00:06:26,793 --> 00:06:28,275 order room service, 140 00:06:28,379 --> 00:06:31,482 ask concierge if there's a massage therapist available. 141 00:06:31,586 --> 00:06:34,275 That sounds enticing. 142 00:06:34,379 --> 00:06:35,793 As a start. 143 00:06:35,794 --> 00:06:38,136 ["Slow Dancing" by The Soul of John Black playing] 144 00:06:38,137 --> 00:06:41,689 ? Slow dancing... ? 145 00:06:41,793 --> 00:06:44,172 Vanessa, have you been redecorating? 146 00:06:44,275 --> 00:06:45,425 VANESSA: It's for you. 147 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:46,689 Sit down and relax. 148 00:06:47,689 --> 00:06:51,482 ? Slow dancing ? 149 00:06:51,586 --> 00:06:53,448 ? Oh ? 150 00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:57,620 ? Come on, won't you take my hand, yeah, yeah 151 00:06:57,724 --> 00:07:01,689 ? Slow dancing ? 152 00:07:03,448 --> 00:07:05,448 [vocalizing in song] 153 00:07:07,620 --> 00:07:11,793 ? Slow dancing... ? 154 00:07:11,896 --> 00:07:14,034 Not that I mind, but... 155 00:07:14,137 --> 00:07:16,607 -did you forget your skirt? -[chuckles softly] 156 00:07:17,413 --> 00:07:20,068 Since I'm wearing a little less than usual, 157 00:07:20,172 --> 00:07:22,344 you're going to wear... 158 00:07:22,448 --> 00:07:24,103 a little more. 159 00:07:26,172 --> 00:07:27,931 That's for you. 160 00:07:28,034 --> 00:07:29,103 Put it on. 161 00:07:29,206 --> 00:07:31,965 ? Slow dancing. ? 162 00:07:34,708 --> 00:07:37,999 -Hey. So sorry I'm late. Mwah. -Oh. Mwah. 163 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,310 I just got here, too. 164 00:07:39,413 --> 00:07:42,965 All that matters is that we have this evening to ourselves. 165 00:07:43,068 --> 00:07:45,517 On the most romantic night of the year. 166 00:07:45,518 --> 00:07:46,826 You took the words right out of my mouth. 167 00:07:46,827 --> 00:07:48,000 -Shall we? -Yep. 168 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:54,793 So much for it just being the two of us. 169 00:07:56,724 --> 00:07:58,862 Happy Valentine's Day, Mom, Sis. 170 00:07:58,965 --> 00:08:01,275 -You, too, Brother. -Kat. Mwah. 171 00:08:01,379 --> 00:08:03,965 Happy Valentine's Day, Nicole. 172 00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:07,137 I'm glad to see you two are making time for each other. 173 00:08:07,138 --> 00:08:09,550 It wasn't easy now that both of us are working, 174 00:08:09,551 --> 00:08:11,379 -but we figured it out. -I feel you. 175 00:08:11,482 --> 00:08:15,206 Tomas is at the office burning the midnight oil tonight. 176 00:08:15,310 --> 00:08:17,413 So Mom offered to be my date. 177 00:08:17,517 --> 00:08:20,517 Should we make it a double date? 178 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:22,586 Absolutely not. 179 00:08:22,689 --> 00:08:25,103 You two take advantage of this alone time. 180 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:27,654 Lord knows how difficult it is to find together time 181 00:08:27,655 --> 00:08:29,068 when you're raising kids. 182 00:08:29,172 --> 00:08:31,102 Nobody wants their mother and sister 183 00:08:31,103 --> 00:08:34,172 crashing their Valentine's date. [chuckles] 184 00:08:34,173 --> 00:08:36,654 The kids at Banneker were selling 185 00:08:36,655 --> 00:08:37,964 these handpicked flowers today 186 00:08:37,965 --> 00:08:39,595 to raise money for the glee club. 187 00:08:39,689 --> 00:08:40,862 I couldn't resist. 188 00:08:40,965 --> 00:08:42,379 I love them. 189 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:44,240 And I want you to invite me to their concert 190 00:08:44,241 --> 00:08:46,172 -when they do it. -Will do. 191 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:49,793 I don't understand why the two of you are being so... 192 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,206 low effort. 193 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:52,360 [chuckles] 194 00:08:52,379 --> 00:08:53,482 About what? 195 00:08:54,551 --> 00:08:57,896 Champagne and Diamonds Day, darling. 196 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,517 I mean, 197 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:01,379 don't you want to live large? 198 00:09:01,482 --> 00:09:04,034 -[chuckles] -[scoffs] Like you? 199 00:09:04,137 --> 00:09:07,827 And where has all your desire to do it big gotten you? 200 00:09:07,931 --> 00:09:10,172 Sitting right here across from me, 201 00:09:10,275 --> 00:09:11,827 dateless. 202 00:09:11,828 --> 00:09:14,136 I think you're projecting your own disappointment 203 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,793 about Valentine's Day onto me. 204 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:20,275 Stop using that Nicole Dupree-coded 205 00:09:20,379 --> 00:09:23,413 therapy speak on me. 206 00:09:23,517 --> 00:09:25,931 I picked Orphey Gene's 207 00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:29,482 because I know what's important to Eva is quality time 208 00:09:29,586 --> 00:09:31,413 over big flashy gestures. 209 00:09:31,414 --> 00:09:32,964 I'm giving her what she wants. 210 00:09:32,965 --> 00:09:34,482 See, Mama? 211 00:09:34,586 --> 00:09:37,137 I'm lucky to be with a man 212 00:09:37,241 --> 00:09:39,000 who really gets me. 213 00:09:39,103 --> 00:09:40,153 Mm. 214 00:09:40,154 --> 00:09:42,447 And since you don't approve of our date, 215 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:43,930 you can feel free to go someplace else 216 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,689 so you don't have to witness it. 217 00:09:46,931 --> 00:09:49,103 I'm not putting on a blindfold. 218 00:09:49,206 --> 00:09:50,793 Why not? 219 00:09:50,896 --> 00:09:52,068 I'm... 220 00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:54,482 ...enjoying the view. 221 00:09:54,586 --> 00:09:57,724 Hmm. Trust me, 222 00:09:57,827 --> 00:10:00,586 you'll enjoy yourself even more with the blindfold. 223 00:10:00,587 --> 00:10:03,067 When a man's deprived of one of his five senses, 224 00:10:03,068 --> 00:10:05,068 it heightens the other four. 225 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:08,448 You'll gain a new appreciation for taste, 226 00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:10,310 scent, touch 227 00:10:10,413 --> 00:10:12,517 and sound. 228 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:15,724 I have a whole night of surprises planned, but... 229 00:10:16,724 --> 00:10:18,586 ...you're going to have to trust me. 230 00:10:20,517 --> 00:10:22,310 You do trust me, 231 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,206 don't you, Joey? 232 00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:30,034 It won't fit in a box? 233 00:10:30,137 --> 00:10:31,517 I'll give you a hint- 234 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:33,896 this gift is about us 235 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,793 -and our love. -Aw. 236 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,344 Our love certainly won't fit in any box. 237 00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:41,586 So settle in. The show's about to start. 238 00:10:41,689 --> 00:10:45,482 It's a special Valentine's Day retrospective. 239 00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:47,551 Now, I won't say the year, 240 00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:50,034 but the jeans were stonewashed 241 00:10:50,137 --> 00:10:51,965 and telephones had cords. 242 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,482 Ah, the good old days. [chuckling] 243 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:56,931 And you were right there by my side, 244 00:10:57,034 --> 00:10:59,931 just like you are now as I navigate 245 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:03,482 one of the scariest journeys of my life. 246 00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:05,620 [soft jazz music playing] 247 00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:10,896 I know this track. 248 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:15,000 This is from one of your first solo jazz albums. 249 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,862 [singing along with song]: ? When I think of loving you 250 00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:24,172 ? It's something that I can't explain 251 00:11:24,275 --> 00:11:27,862 ? Your love is the life force ? 252 00:11:27,965 --> 00:11:31,448 ? Running through my veins ? 253 00:11:31,551 --> 00:11:34,896 [recording]: ? This feeling is not easy 254 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,068 ? To express in words ? 255 00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:40,655 ? My heart is trembling in your hands 256 00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:45,862 ? Just like a little baby bird. 257 00:11:51,517 --> 00:11:53,206 [line ringing] 258 00:11:53,207 --> 00:11:54,619 MARCEL [recorded]: Detective Malone. 259 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:56,033 Busy protecting and serving. 260 00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:57,586 10-4. 261 00:11:57,587 --> 00:11:59,171 Hey, lover. [chuckles softly] 262 00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:01,448 I assume you've been incommunicado 263 00:12:01,551 --> 00:12:04,758 because you are planning a big ol' surprise for me. 264 00:12:04,862 --> 00:12:08,103 And since I'm such a considerate person, 265 00:12:08,206 --> 00:12:10,862 I'm letting you know that I'll be at Uptown 266 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:14,068 wearing next to nothing under my coat, 267 00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:16,482 just in case you want to strip-search me. 268 00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:18,689 Mwah. [chuckles softly] 269 00:12:18,793 --> 00:12:21,793 I feel like I'm always apologizing for Mama. 270 00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:23,965 And here I go again. 271 00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:27,379 Look, I'm so sorry that she was unforgivably rude. 272 00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:29,793 I'm getting used to Leslie's... 273 00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:32,000 unique personality. 274 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:33,689 [both chuckle] 275 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,275 That's a polite way to put it. 276 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,585 But she does have me second-guessing tonight. 277 00:12:37,586 --> 00:12:39,276 I mean, did you mean what you said 278 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:40,999 about being cool with this date? 279 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,654 'Cause we can totally go someplace else 280 00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:44,465 if you want to do something special. 281 00:12:45,172 --> 00:12:46,344 You're disappointed. 282 00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:48,517 Well, I'm sorry, babe. 283 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:50,034 I thought you loved flowers. 284 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:53,517 You could never disappoint me, Bill. 285 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:55,413 I know it's been a tough few days. 286 00:12:55,414 --> 00:12:57,826 And, you know, when people say it's hard to recover 287 00:12:57,827 --> 00:13:01,034 from a mugging, now I-I see. 288 00:13:01,035 --> 00:13:03,102 Plus, with everything going on at the office, 289 00:13:03,103 --> 00:13:07,482 I know Valentine's Day was the last thing on your mind. 290 00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:11,068 Okay. So what are you getting at? 291 00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:12,517 [sighs] 292 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:16,517 It's not that I had my heart set on some... 293 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,379 big, flashy gift. 294 00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:20,379 It's more that, I don't know, 295 00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:23,241 I was hoping an exciting Valentine's Day 296 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,103 would distract me from the fact that my attacker 297 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,586 is still out there roaming free and... 298 00:13:28,689 --> 00:13:31,586 [sighs] could come back and attack me again. 299 00:13:31,587 --> 00:13:34,654 Are you sure you want to commit to a date with me 300 00:13:34,655 --> 00:13:35,965 a full year in advance? 301 00:13:36,068 --> 00:13:38,413 A lot can happen between now and then. 302 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:39,965 I'm sure it will. 303 00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:41,965 And I intend to stay by your side 304 00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:44,448 for every bit of drama that transpires. 305 00:13:44,551 --> 00:13:46,965 Mm. Can't say I mind that. 306 00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:50,931 I'd be a fool to not lock Valentine's Day 2027 down now. 307 00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:52,482 As hot as you look? 308 00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:56,724 [scoffs] You could pull any man in this place. 309 00:13:56,827 --> 00:13:58,517 Well, luckily for you, 310 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,241 -I've already found the man that I want. -Mmm. 311 00:14:01,242 --> 00:14:02,861 ANDRE: [clears throat] Uncle Ted. 312 00:14:02,862 --> 00:14:05,152 -Hey. -What's up, man? Happy Valentine's Day. 313 00:14:05,206 --> 00:14:07,034 -Same to you, Nephew. -[chuckling] 314 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,310 -What's going on? -Dani. -Hi. 315 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,862 You having a good time? 316 00:14:10,965 --> 00:14:12,758 -Yes. We are. -Mm. 317 00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:15,332 Good. I'm glad to see you out with this lovely lady. 318 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:18,067 -[Shanice chuckles] -Yeah, took your advice and decided 319 00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:20,758 -to take her out on the town. -Oh. 320 00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:23,172 -And you know my wife Dani, of course. -Sure. 321 00:14:23,173 --> 00:14:25,067 We've chatted when she drops in to say hi to Nicole. 322 00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:28,068 Or when I want to know what's really going on at Garland. 323 00:14:28,172 --> 00:14:30,206 -Mm. -Shanice stays plugged in. 324 00:14:30,207 --> 00:14:32,378 But I feel like I know you more after yesterday. 325 00:14:32,379 --> 00:14:34,309 -I caught a glimpse of your live stream while I was at work. -Mm. 326 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:36,033 Congrats on the modeling comeback. 327 00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:39,000 I'm excited. And I know my cousins are, too. 328 00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:42,309 -Your cousins? -Oh, they had your posters plastered all over their walls 329 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:43,688 when you first started modeling. 330 00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:46,241 Well, if they still have them, I do autographs. 331 00:14:46,242 --> 00:14:48,861 Uh, well, if they don't, will you autograph your new ads? 332 00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:51,068 In fact, I want a signed photo, too. 333 00:14:51,069 --> 00:14:53,309 I don't know. I think maybe you should join me on the runway 334 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,931 at Tatum's next fashion show, 335 00:14:54,932 --> 00:14:57,723 -'cause you are wearing the hell out of that dress, girlfriend. -[laughs] 336 00:14:57,724 --> 00:14:59,413 Well, compliments to Ted, 337 00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:02,068 -because he is the one that gave it to me. -Mm-hmm. 338 00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:03,413 Oh. 339 00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:05,448 I didn't realize you'd moved on 340 00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:08,021 to the "picking out each other's clothes" stage. 341 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,068 Mm. 342 00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:13,206 ? I see eternity ? 343 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,700 [recording]: ? And my mind 344 00:15:14,724 --> 00:15:18,655 ? Is wrapped up in the glow of love 345 00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:21,448 -? That's washing over me... ? 346 00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:22,601 Mmm. 347 00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:25,413 Those lyrics were inspired 348 00:15:25,517 --> 00:15:27,413 by one of our past Valentine's Days. 349 00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:28,567 Do you remember? 350 00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:31,827 Keep going. Um, it's ringing a bell. 351 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:36,206 I was on the West Coast leg of my solo tour, 352 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,482 and you were back in D.C., newly elected to the Senate. 353 00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:41,379 We were in different time zones, 354 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,172 -struggling to connect. -Ah. 355 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,517 Back in those analog days when it took so much effort 356 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,586 to communicate with someone. 357 00:15:48,689 --> 00:15:51,482 -And I was missing you so much. -Mm. 358 00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:53,862 And then Valentine's Day came. 359 00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:55,965 And that night, after the concert, 360 00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:58,827 I poured all of that loneliness and desire 361 00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:01,172 into writing that song. 362 00:16:01,275 --> 00:16:02,586 And then... 363 00:16:02,689 --> 00:16:04,931 there was a knock on the door. 364 00:16:05,034 --> 00:16:09,793 And there you stood with flowers and saltwater taffy. 365 00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,757 You had flown in for the night and had to leave 366 00:16:11,758 --> 00:16:13,448 early the next morning. 367 00:16:13,551 --> 00:16:15,758 I remember it well. 368 00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:26,964 I totally mean it when I say this is my ideal V-Day date. 369 00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:28,068 Why is that? 370 00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:29,982 Because no place but Orphey Gene's 371 00:16:29,983 --> 00:16:32,378 is gonna have the peach cobbler I've been craving. 372 00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:34,689 [chuckles] I'm so relieved to hear that. 373 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,000 [both chuckle] 374 00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:39,241 Our relationship status has changed from... 375 00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:42,379 friends with benefits to being an actual couple. 376 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,999 -But that doesn't mean everything else has to change. -Mm. 377 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,655 We're still the same people. 378 00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:48,862 Mm. Yeah, we are. 379 00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:51,965 So, now that we're being honest about what we want, 380 00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:53,482 can I just say, for me, 381 00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:54,758 it's you. 382 00:16:54,862 --> 00:16:56,413 And not just in my bed... 383 00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:59,227 -[chuckles] but in every area of my life. -[chuckles] 384 00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:05,275 Happy Valentine's Day. 385 00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:07,724 What happened to quality time, a bouquet, 386 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,034 and no big gestures? 387 00:17:09,137 --> 00:17:10,689 Small gesture. [chuckles] 388 00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:13,310 And just maybe your mom had a little bit of a point. 389 00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:15,586 Go ahead. Open it. 390 00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:19,000 [chuckles] 391 00:17:22,882 --> 00:17:24,930 [gasps] 392 00:17:24,931 --> 00:17:27,586 It's so me! 393 00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:30,931 Oh, Izaiah. 394 00:17:31,034 --> 00:17:32,275 Not too much? 395 00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:35,413 Big enough to feel special, 396 00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:38,448 small enough to feel real. 397 00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:40,551 It's perfect. 398 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,413 They're for you to wear at campaign events. 399 00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:51,551 I thought having more unusual ties sends the message 400 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,310 that you're younger and cooler 401 00:17:53,311 --> 00:17:55,102 than your rival in the primaries. 402 00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:57,067 And that you're willing to buck the status quo 403 00:17:57,068 --> 00:17:59,655 despite coming from a political dynasty. 404 00:17:59,758 --> 00:18:01,241 Aw. 405 00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:04,241 I can't believe how thoughtful you were on these. 406 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,793 I actually put a lot of thought in your gift, too. 407 00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:08,068 Okay. 408 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,448 What is it? 409 00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:11,103 Open it and find out. 410 00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:14,655 Oh, plane tickets. 411 00:18:14,758 --> 00:18:16,689 To Costa Rica. We leave tomorrow. 412 00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:19,310 We'll be staying at a romantic resort 413 00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:22,000 in the middle of the rainforest for a week. 414 00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,862 I hope these tickets are refundable. 415 00:18:24,863 --> 00:18:29,033 And have you tried that 4-2-4 skincare routine? 416 00:18:29,034 --> 00:18:31,137 Well, aren't you Miss Trendy? 417 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:32,551 Have you? 418 00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:36,344 Are you talking about the four minutes of oil cleansing, 419 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,008 two minutes of foam cleansing, 420 00:18:38,103 --> 00:18:40,517 and four minutes of rinsing? 421 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,490 -Of course you're an expert. -Mm-hmm. 422 00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:45,137 Fashion isn't just purses, you know. 423 00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:48,137 Honestly, I'm really into the vitamin C serum. 424 00:18:48,138 --> 00:18:50,654 It's a game changer, especially if you're already using 425 00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:51,965 glycolic acid. 426 00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:54,412 See, this is the kind of conversation we can't have 427 00:18:54,413 --> 00:18:57,000 -when men are around. -It's so true. 428 00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:00,137 We should have had more Galantine celebrations. 429 00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:02,241 I love talking girly stuff with you. 430 00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:03,896 [phone chimes] 431 00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:19,896 Are any of these new skincare routines really better 432 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,470 -than Gran's basic cold cream? -[phone chimes] 433 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,517 [soft music playing] 434 00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:49,655 You have never looked hotter. 435 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:50,757 Ah. 436 00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:52,344 And I'm starting to like 437 00:19:52,448 --> 00:19:54,103 -this game of yours. -Mm. 438 00:19:55,137 --> 00:19:56,655 Mmm. 439 00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:58,275 -[chuckling] -Mmm. 440 00:19:58,379 --> 00:20:00,275 Well, come closer. 441 00:20:00,379 --> 00:20:01,655 Like onto my lap. 442 00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:02,896 No. 443 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,172 I give the orders tonight. 444 00:20:05,275 --> 00:20:07,724 Well, then order me to kiss you again. 445 00:20:11,758 --> 00:20:13,688 -Mmm. [chuckles] -[chuckles softly] 446 00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:15,532 Mmm. 447 00:20:17,344 --> 00:20:18,793 Uh, hey. 448 00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:20,379 Vanessa, not funny. 449 00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:23,413 -Uncuff me. -Absolutely not. 450 00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:25,137 Relax. 451 00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:28,000 Submit to this experience. 452 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,827 It won't kill you to give up control for one night. 453 00:20:30,893 --> 00:20:35,102 Well, he should have been dragged into the station 454 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:37,206 in handcuffs by now. It's unbelievable 455 00:20:37,207 --> 00:20:39,412 that the bastard that put his hands on you is... 456 00:20:39,413 --> 00:20:41,034 is still out there somewhere. 457 00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:44,206 Well, Elon assured me that the police are doing 458 00:20:44,207 --> 00:20:46,999 -everything possible to find him, okay? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 459 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,034 He gave me the same assurances, too. Several times. 460 00:20:50,137 --> 00:20:53,275 Bill, you can't harass the chief of police. 461 00:20:53,379 --> 00:20:54,620 Oh, the hell I can't. 462 00:20:54,724 --> 00:20:57,068 Look, I called Elon every few hours 463 00:20:57,069 --> 00:20:58,481 to make sure that he's on top of this. 464 00:20:58,482 --> 00:20:59,930 That mugger disrupted your life, 465 00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:01,447 -and you still feel unsafe. -[sighs] 466 00:21:01,448 --> 00:21:04,413 Well, I just can't help it. 467 00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:06,931 [sighs] It was so traumatizing. 468 00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,379 Every time I close my eyes, 469 00:21:08,482 --> 00:21:10,896 I see it happening over and over and... 470 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,413 -Well... -[sighs] 471 00:21:12,517 --> 00:21:16,103 Baby, you think you'll feel less anxious back at our place? 472 00:21:16,206 --> 00:21:18,256 I mean, all the locks have been changed, 473 00:21:18,257 --> 00:21:19,688 doors have been reinforced, 474 00:21:19,689 --> 00:21:22,171 and security's been updated throughout the house. 475 00:21:22,172 --> 00:21:24,930 You know, if going back home will put your mind at ease, 476 00:21:24,931 --> 00:21:26,621 we can pack up and leave right now. 477 00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:29,896 [sighs] 478 00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:32,551 Y-You've... 479 00:21:32,655 --> 00:21:36,206 gone through so much trouble and expense. 480 00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:37,896 But... 481 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,862 -I'm just not ready. -Okay. 482 00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,826 It's not a problem, baby. It's not a problem. 483 00:21:41,827 --> 00:21:44,000 We can stay here as long as you like. 484 00:21:45,448 --> 00:21:48,965 I am so sorry for bringing down the mood. 485 00:21:49,068 --> 00:21:50,620 This is Valentine's Day. 486 00:21:50,621 --> 00:21:52,378 We are supposed to be celebrating 487 00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:55,344 how much we are still in love with each other. 488 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,198 Yeah, you know what, you're right. 489 00:21:57,724 --> 00:22:00,310 And I think I know exactly how to get you back 490 00:22:00,413 --> 00:22:02,724 into a more festive frame of mind. 491 00:22:03,724 --> 00:22:06,137 Is this what I think it is? 492 00:22:10,022 --> 00:22:14,550 Millions of Anita Williams fans would be jealous 493 00:22:14,551 --> 00:22:18,000 -that I just had a private concert. -[chuckles] 494 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,068 It felt good to sing, even just a little bit. 495 00:22:22,172 --> 00:22:24,482 Here and just for you. 496 00:22:25,482 --> 00:22:28,724 It's gonna be a long time before I'm able to do a concert again. 497 00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:30,586 -You don't know that. -Yeah. 498 00:22:30,689 --> 00:22:33,448 Chemo might take my voice. At least temporarily. 499 00:22:33,551 --> 00:22:34,655 And, um... 500 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,965 That's why I wanted to do this. 501 00:22:38,068 --> 00:22:42,586 As a reminder of how our love has endured for decades. 502 00:22:42,689 --> 00:22:44,586 And even in our bleakest moments, 503 00:22:44,689 --> 00:22:46,379 we lift each other. 504 00:22:46,482 --> 00:22:48,862 Just like we did that Valentine's Day 505 00:22:48,965 --> 00:22:50,310 so many years ago. 506 00:22:51,310 --> 00:22:52,551 [Joey grunts] 507 00:22:52,655 --> 00:22:54,482 [sighs] 508 00:22:54,586 --> 00:22:57,551 Vanessa, you realize being handcuffed, 509 00:22:57,655 --> 00:23:00,000 giving up control, I could be killed. 510 00:23:00,103 --> 00:23:01,793 Joey. 511 00:23:01,896 --> 00:23:03,068 [chuckles] 512 00:23:04,586 --> 00:23:06,482 You think I'm going to kill you? 513 00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:09,275 I love you. 514 00:23:10,275 --> 00:23:12,310 I have a lot of enemies. 515 00:23:12,413 --> 00:23:15,896 If I can't move, I can't protect myself if one of them shows up. 516 00:23:15,897 --> 00:23:17,033 Why worry? 517 00:23:17,034 --> 00:23:18,930 There's security watching the street, 518 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,619 as well as a couple of your muscled minions at your door. 519 00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:23,758 That doesn't mean I'm completely safe. 520 00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:27,034 Don't you remember telling me that your house is the one place 521 00:23:27,137 --> 00:23:29,517 you can let down your guard and be vulnerable? 522 00:23:30,689 --> 00:23:31,862 Up to a point. 523 00:23:31,863 --> 00:23:32,964 Within reason. 524 00:23:32,965 --> 00:23:34,344 I think... 525 00:23:34,448 --> 00:23:36,862 it's entirely reasonable 526 00:23:36,965 --> 00:23:40,103 to let me take care of you for a change. 527 00:23:43,793 --> 00:23:45,344 [moaning] 528 00:23:47,724 --> 00:23:50,000 -You got the house in St. Barts? -[chuckles] 529 00:23:50,103 --> 00:23:51,724 -[gasps] -I did indeed. 530 00:23:51,827 --> 00:23:54,068 -[scoffs] -And this is the deed. 531 00:23:54,172 --> 00:23:56,827 -How in the world did you pull that off? -[chuckles] 532 00:23:56,828 --> 00:23:59,688 I thought no amount of money would get that owner to sell. 533 00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:01,240 Oh, the guy's marriage fell apart. 534 00:24:01,241 --> 00:24:03,723 And part of the settlement is that he has to sell the house 535 00:24:03,724 --> 00:24:05,585 and split the proceeds with his wife. 536 00:24:05,586 --> 00:24:09,103 Huh. Did you handle the divorce and come up with the idea? 537 00:24:09,206 --> 00:24:10,689 Well, division of assets 538 00:24:10,690 --> 00:24:12,412 is pretty standard in these matters, 539 00:24:12,413 --> 00:24:14,378 but I may have called the couple's attorneys 540 00:24:14,379 --> 00:24:15,964 and put in the cash offer to move things along. 541 00:24:15,965 --> 00:24:18,896 Oh. I have the cleverest, 542 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,724 most handsome, most generous man 543 00:24:21,725 --> 00:24:23,723 -on the face of the Earth. -[chuckles] 544 00:24:23,724 --> 00:24:25,655 I never gave up on the house. 545 00:24:25,758 --> 00:24:28,827 'Cause I knew exactly how happy it would make you. 546 00:24:28,931 --> 00:24:30,724 I am more than happy. 547 00:24:30,827 --> 00:24:31,931 I am ecstatic. 548 00:24:32,034 --> 00:24:33,084 I'm overjoyed. 549 00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:34,206 I'm just... 550 00:24:34,207 --> 00:24:35,343 Still in love? 551 00:24:35,344 --> 00:24:36,517 Oh, Bill. 552 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:37,930 And this whole time I thought 553 00:24:37,931 --> 00:24:40,655 you just got me a floral bouquet. 554 00:24:40,758 --> 00:24:44,206 -You have a great poker face. -[chuckles] 555 00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:48,103 Well, that's because I hit the jackpot with you. 556 00:24:48,206 --> 00:24:49,256 Mmm. 557 00:24:49,257 --> 00:24:53,067 Sorry for the overshare. I'm sure Nicole's sister 558 00:24:53,068 --> 00:24:54,309 doesn't want to know this much 559 00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:57,172 about her ex-brother-in-law's personal life. 560 00:24:57,275 --> 00:24:58,551 Nicole has moved on. 561 00:24:58,655 --> 00:25:00,586 And Ted is Andre's family, 562 00:25:00,689 --> 00:25:03,344 which means he will always be in my life. 563 00:25:03,448 --> 00:25:05,413 I'm glad you're dating someone I like. 564 00:25:05,414 --> 00:25:06,826 ANDRE: [chuckles softly] You know what, 565 00:25:06,827 --> 00:25:07,861 maybe we should have you two 566 00:25:07,862 --> 00:25:09,275 over to the house for dinner. 567 00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:12,758 -Uh, I don't know. -Say yes, Ted. 568 00:25:12,759 --> 00:25:15,516 We will get along so much better now that you have finished 569 00:25:15,517 --> 00:25:18,586 that inexplicable entanglement with Leslie. 570 00:25:18,689 --> 00:25:21,655 Hmm. I wish day and night that Leslie would do the same. 571 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:25,655 That woman is like gum on your shoe. 572 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,896 -You just can't shake her. -Okay, 573 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,068 l-let's not let her, uh, ruin our Valentine's Day, okay? 574 00:25:31,069 --> 00:25:32,585 I'm gonna make damn sure she doesn't. 575 00:25:32,586 --> 00:25:35,034 Uptown is not big enough for the both of us. 576 00:25:35,137 --> 00:25:38,034 Leslie has been a plague on my whole family. 577 00:25:38,035 --> 00:25:40,205 And she continues to terrorize my parents 578 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:43,412 with construction noises on that monstrosity across the street. 579 00:25:43,413 --> 00:25:45,586 So what I'm saying, Shanice... 580 00:25:46,896 --> 00:25:49,000 ...is that I have totally got your back. 581 00:25:55,758 --> 00:25:57,928 -It looks great. -I never want to take it off. 582 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:02,344 What's the matter? 583 00:26:03,482 --> 00:26:06,068 Okay. I feel like such an ass, 584 00:26:06,172 --> 00:26:08,222 because all I got you was this lousy card. 585 00:26:09,137 --> 00:26:10,206 [chuckles] 586 00:26:10,310 --> 00:26:12,655 Eva, that's a lot more than I expected. 587 00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:15,309 I sure didn't assume you were gonna get me anything. 588 00:26:15,310 --> 00:26:16,793 Why not? 589 00:26:16,896 --> 00:26:19,896 'Cause Valentine's Day is more about guys 590 00:26:19,897 --> 00:26:22,102 doing something romantic for their ladies. 591 00:26:22,103 --> 00:26:24,453 That's a little bit old-fashioned, isn't it? 592 00:26:24,454 --> 00:26:26,516 I mean, there are a lot more ways to be a couple 593 00:26:26,517 --> 00:26:28,034 than just man and woman. 594 00:26:28,137 --> 00:26:29,275 Oh. Yeah, of course. 595 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,724 I guess I'm... 596 00:26:30,725 --> 00:26:33,171 I'm just thinking strictly from my own perspective. 597 00:26:33,172 --> 00:26:35,205 And sitting here dazzled by you right now, 598 00:26:35,206 --> 00:26:36,482 I just... 599 00:26:36,586 --> 00:26:38,448 I want to give you the world, Eva. 600 00:26:38,551 --> 00:26:40,068 I want to give you my heart. 601 00:26:40,172 --> 00:26:41,275 Aw! 602 00:26:41,379 --> 00:26:43,793 -[chuckles] -Listen to you with the words. 603 00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:45,517 No, seriously, 604 00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:48,413 I don't want to be the kind of woman who just... 605 00:26:48,517 --> 00:26:51,931 takes without giving anything in return. 606 00:26:51,932 --> 00:26:53,619 And now that you got me this real gift, 607 00:26:53,620 --> 00:26:56,551 I feel lazy because all I did was write you a note. 608 00:26:56,655 --> 00:26:58,689 There's nothing lazy about that. 609 00:26:58,793 --> 00:27:00,379 Writing takes effort, 610 00:27:00,482 --> 00:27:03,620 and sometimes the right words can be powerful. 611 00:27:07,241 --> 00:27:09,241 Mmm. 612 00:27:09,344 --> 00:27:11,206 Smells like you. 613 00:27:11,310 --> 00:27:12,896 See? 614 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,724 Those heightened senses are already kicking in. 615 00:27:17,793 --> 00:27:18,896 [grunts] 616 00:27:20,896 --> 00:27:22,689 Thank you for the rose. 617 00:27:22,690 --> 00:27:25,171 I love that you brought me gifts 618 00:27:25,172 --> 00:27:27,448 that we can incorporate into our evening. 619 00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:31,103 Open your mouth. 620 00:27:40,724 --> 00:27:42,172 Mmm. 621 00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:45,482 [chuckles] 622 00:27:45,586 --> 00:27:47,413 How's your sense of taste doing? 623 00:27:47,517 --> 00:27:49,517 Well, the chocolate's fine, 624 00:27:49,620 --> 00:27:52,210 but there's a couple other things I'd like to taste. 625 00:27:52,275 --> 00:27:54,137 You need to cool down. 626 00:27:56,827 --> 00:27:58,827 [chuckling] 627 00:27:59,827 --> 00:28:00,931 [moans] 628 00:28:02,758 --> 00:28:03,862 Oh. 629 00:28:04,862 --> 00:28:08,137 If you really want me to explore this... 630 00:28:08,241 --> 00:28:11,379 new heightened sense of touch, 631 00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:14,241 you should probably uncuff me. 632 00:28:15,241 --> 00:28:18,689 Why aren't you excited about this trip to Costa Rica? 633 00:28:18,793 --> 00:28:21,413 It's not that it hasn't been a dream. 634 00:28:21,517 --> 00:28:22,896 Then what's the problem? 635 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,413 You freelance for The Washington Record. 636 00:28:25,517 --> 00:28:27,655 You don't have to punch a time clock. 637 00:28:28,965 --> 00:28:31,482 I have a job, Martin. 638 00:28:31,586 --> 00:28:34,137 A real, bona fide job. 639 00:28:34,241 --> 00:28:36,758 Investigative journalism. It's not just a lark. 640 00:28:36,862 --> 00:28:40,620 I can't just pack up and split when the mood strikes. 641 00:28:41,689 --> 00:28:44,620 Mom is always happy to take the kids in. 642 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:47,172 Our domestic arrangement isn't the issue. 643 00:28:48,172 --> 00:28:50,724 I'm in the middle of a major investigation. 644 00:28:50,827 --> 00:28:53,241 I can't just abandon it for a week. 645 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:57,103 We can go when I wrap things up. 646 00:28:57,206 --> 00:28:59,103 Well, I mean, that works for you, 647 00:28:59,206 --> 00:29:01,344 but this is the only time I get off 648 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:04,241 before the general election in November. 649 00:29:04,344 --> 00:29:08,620 I'm sorry, but I guess we can't go until after the election. 650 00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:19,620 Martin and Smitty look a little tense. 651 00:29:20,620 --> 00:29:24,137 Mom, you're not supposed to be butting in on their date. 652 00:29:24,241 --> 00:29:27,310 -Easier said than done. -[phone chimes] 653 00:29:37,103 --> 00:29:39,517 They seemed so happy a few minutes ago. 654 00:29:39,518 --> 00:29:42,447 What could have gone wrong in such a short amount of time? 655 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:46,310 Even the best marriages are a constant give-and-take. 656 00:29:46,311 --> 00:29:48,240 When you make a life with somebody else, 657 00:29:48,241 --> 00:29:51,862 there will always be disagreements and compromises. 658 00:29:51,965 --> 00:29:54,551 I've never been good at compromising. 659 00:29:54,655 --> 00:29:55,965 [phone chimes] 660 00:30:00,793 --> 00:30:04,344 Sometimes it's the best way to get what you want. 661 00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:14,827 There you are. 662 00:30:14,931 --> 00:30:16,517 I got your message. 663 00:30:16,620 --> 00:30:18,068 And it turned me on. 664 00:30:18,172 --> 00:30:20,931 Mmm. Well, that was the idea. 665 00:30:21,034 --> 00:30:23,137 So, exactly where are you? 666 00:30:23,241 --> 00:30:24,965 Just dropped a perp to lockup. 667 00:30:25,068 --> 00:30:26,172 Okay. 668 00:30:26,275 --> 00:30:28,724 Well, after he's all tucked in, 669 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,862 you're coming to Uptown, right? 670 00:30:30,965 --> 00:30:32,206 No can do. 671 00:30:32,310 --> 00:30:34,310 I'm only halfway through my shift. 672 00:30:34,413 --> 00:30:36,172 Besides, 673 00:30:36,275 --> 00:30:39,551 I'm not sure why you expected me to meet with you. 674 00:30:39,655 --> 00:30:41,413 It's not like we had plans. 675 00:30:41,517 --> 00:30:43,758 It's Valentine's Day. 676 00:30:43,862 --> 00:30:45,482 I was being spontaneous. 677 00:30:45,586 --> 00:30:49,000 Okay, but that was the last sappy perp's excuse. 678 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,050 [scoffs] 679 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,170 You'd better keep your panties on tonight. 680 00:30:55,172 --> 00:30:56,689 Too late. 681 00:30:56,793 --> 00:30:59,551 Maybe I should go and show Ted what is 682 00:30:59,655 --> 00:31:01,586 or isn't under this coat. 683 00:31:01,689 --> 00:31:05,172 Oh, and then that would end the little rebound fling with you, 684 00:31:05,275 --> 00:31:06,896 Nurse Do Nothing. 685 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,137 No. 686 00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,793 That would be the end of you, Wiggy. 687 00:31:10,896 --> 00:31:12,241 Maybe Shanice is too kind 688 00:31:12,344 --> 00:31:14,172 or too sane to stoop to your level, 689 00:31:14,275 --> 00:31:15,655 but I'm not. 690 00:31:15,758 --> 00:31:18,862 I'm just as crazy as you. So, please, 691 00:31:18,965 --> 00:31:21,206 Witch of 1,000 Names... 692 00:31:21,207 --> 00:31:24,309 ...do something to make me act in self-defense. 693 00:31:24,310 --> 00:31:25,309 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 694 00:31:25,310 --> 00:31:27,862 I wasn't talking about a catfight. 695 00:31:27,965 --> 00:31:30,827 I just meant that if Leslie here dared to flash Ted, 696 00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:33,655 he would just realize how pathetic she is 697 00:31:33,758 --> 00:31:35,827 and lose the last kernel of respect 698 00:31:35,931 --> 00:31:37,758 he may still have for her. 699 00:31:37,862 --> 00:31:40,448 I stand corrected. 700 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,344 [exhales] 701 00:31:44,448 --> 00:31:46,586 [chuckling softly] 702 00:31:48,137 --> 00:31:51,517 I hope both you trifling hoes 703 00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:55,206 choke on some candy hearts. 704 00:31:55,744 --> 00:31:57,792 [snickers] 705 00:31:57,793 --> 00:31:59,413 [giggling] 706 00:32:07,724 --> 00:32:10,734 ["Never Gonna Stand Alone" by Patrick Tallerico playing] 707 00:32:10,965 --> 00:32:17,620 ? Come sunshine or stormy weather 708 00:32:17,724 --> 00:32:23,551 ? Never gonna stand alone. ? 709 00:32:23,655 --> 00:32:26,344 You and I have pushed each other to... 710 00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:28,586 to make our dreams come true. 711 00:32:29,586 --> 00:32:32,310 And supported each other when... 712 00:32:32,413 --> 00:32:34,724 life turned into a nightmare. 713 00:32:36,034 --> 00:32:37,931 But there is nothing- 714 00:32:38,034 --> 00:32:39,551 and I mean nothing- 715 00:32:39,655 --> 00:32:41,517 I can't find my way through, 716 00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:43,896 including cancer, 717 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 with you by my side. 718 00:32:58,413 --> 00:33:01,172 -Mmm. -You've been such a good boy through all this. 719 00:33:02,172 --> 00:33:04,206 You deserve a little reward. 720 00:33:05,206 --> 00:33:08,000 Well, as much as I benefit 721 00:33:08,103 --> 00:33:10,517 from your affinity for role-playing... 722 00:33:11,517 --> 00:33:14,103 ...you don't have to be anyone else with me. 723 00:33:14,206 --> 00:33:15,344 Ever. 724 00:33:15,345 --> 00:33:17,585 Because you're so in love with the real me? 725 00:33:17,586 --> 00:33:18,636 Mm. 726 00:33:18,655 --> 00:33:20,379 I gave up control tonight. 727 00:33:20,482 --> 00:33:22,586 That should prove how much I love you. 728 00:33:24,482 --> 00:33:27,862 And now it's my turn to be in charge. 729 00:33:27,965 --> 00:33:30,551 [upbeat music playing] 730 00:33:30,655 --> 00:33:32,586 ? She's a cool one. ? 731 00:33:32,689 --> 00:33:36,241 I can't wait to christen our new home. 732 00:33:36,344 --> 00:33:38,482 -[chuckling] -Remember what we said? 733 00:33:38,586 --> 00:33:40,896 -Mm. -We'll make love in every single room. 734 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,200 Yeah. Well, I have an idea. 735 00:33:42,275 --> 00:33:43,862 What? 736 00:33:43,965 --> 00:33:45,724 Why don't we... 737 00:33:45,827 --> 00:33:47,551 -rehearse. -Ooh. 738 00:33:47,655 --> 00:33:49,931 -[chuckling] -Mmm. 739 00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:53,827 Well, I will cancel the trip. 740 00:33:54,793 --> 00:33:55,843 Thank you. 741 00:33:57,137 --> 00:33:59,413 Maybe we could be back in the moment 742 00:33:59,517 --> 00:34:03,482 and make the most of the rest of Valentine's Day. 743 00:34:04,517 --> 00:34:06,586 We'd better, because it's the last time 744 00:34:06,689 --> 00:34:08,482 we'll be alone for a while. 745 00:34:13,413 --> 00:34:15,931 Looks like they've patched things up. 746 00:34:15,932 --> 00:34:20,240 Mom, there seems to be something very interesting 747 00:34:20,241 --> 00:34:21,655 happening on your phone. 748 00:34:22,965 --> 00:34:24,655 I confess... 749 00:34:25,655 --> 00:34:28,482 ...after all that big talk, I broke girl code. 750 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:31,102 -What? No. [chuckles] -[chuckles] I have never felt 751 00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:32,862 like such a hypocrite. 752 00:34:32,965 --> 00:34:34,551 I'm texting Carlton. 753 00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:36,206 And Kial. 754 00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:38,689 Talking dirty to guys under the table. 755 00:34:38,793 --> 00:34:40,827 -[laughs] -[chuckles] 756 00:34:40,931 --> 00:34:43,655 Well, if it makes you feel any better... 757 00:34:44,689 --> 00:34:47,586 ...I've been texting Tomas all evening. 758 00:34:47,689 --> 00:34:49,241 [laughing] 759 00:34:49,344 --> 00:34:52,068 So much for Galentine's Day. 760 00:34:53,310 --> 00:34:54,862 [laughing] 761 00:34:54,965 --> 00:34:57,034 "Not to get sappy, 762 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:59,724 "but I've done a lifetime of solo days. 763 00:34:59,827 --> 00:35:02,758 "So spending V-Day with my best friend 764 00:35:02,862 --> 00:35:04,793 "and now my boo, 765 00:35:04,896 --> 00:35:06,551 "it matters. 766 00:35:06,655 --> 00:35:08,517 You matter." 767 00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:09,965 [chuckles softly] 768 00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:13,206 I have never seen fear like that in Leslie's eyes. 769 00:35:13,310 --> 00:35:16,793 Oh, I just had to let her know Valentine may be a saint, 770 00:35:16,896 --> 00:35:18,000 but I am not. 771 00:35:18,103 --> 00:35:20,068 Mmm. Well, I'm sorry she had to show up 772 00:35:20,069 --> 00:35:22,585 and add one more complication to what promised to be 773 00:35:22,586 --> 00:35:24,000 a perfect night. 774 00:35:24,103 --> 00:35:25,655 But next year, 775 00:35:25,758 --> 00:35:28,931 Valentine's Day will be drama-free. 776 00:35:29,931 --> 00:35:30,981 Doesn't matter, 777 00:35:31,034 --> 00:35:33,448 -as long as we are both there. -Mmm. 778 00:35:33,551 --> 00:35:35,541 You know, usually I'm a little worried 779 00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:39,034 whenever you put on your Dani indignation hat. 780 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,482 But, tonight, it was pretty hot. 781 00:35:41,586 --> 00:35:43,896 [laughs] To tell you the truth, 782 00:35:43,897 --> 00:35:45,826 I really didn't understand what Leslie 783 00:35:45,827 --> 00:35:47,171 and Shanice were arguing about, 784 00:35:47,172 --> 00:35:49,205 especially when they started talking about panties. 785 00:35:49,206 --> 00:35:51,758 But there was no way I was about to let Leslie 786 00:35:51,862 --> 00:35:55,310 ruin my first Valentine's Day married to you. 787 00:35:55,413 --> 00:35:58,172 Mmm. It was that wild, unpredictable streak 788 00:35:58,173 --> 00:36:00,136 that attracted me to you in the first place. 789 00:36:00,137 --> 00:36:03,275 It's only gonna get more wild when we get home. 790 00:36:03,379 --> 00:36:05,000 Mmm... 791 00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:08,655 ? ? 792 00:36:24,758 --> 00:36:27,689 Captioning sponsored by CBS 793 00:36:27,793 --> 00:36:30,793 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 794 00:36:30,843 --> 00:36:35,393 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57750

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