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Oh,

man, this ain't looking good.

Man, pass the ball, dude.

Damn, bro, you've been here to shut it all night. Man, come on, bro.

Hey, Dad.

What's up?

So, I was wondering if I could jump in the shower quick, because I'm going to

see my friend and hang out some later.

Now, listen, you know we're only working with one shot, right? So, can you just

make it quick, because I got something ready.

Something to do after this, so.

Yeah, of course, of course. I'm just going to jump in and I'll be like super

fast, okay?

We'll close you both. Thank you, Zach.

I thought she was going to be quick. I told you I had somewhere to go. I need a

shower. And I did say, there's only one running shower in the house, so you can

hit this challenge.

He's all saving and shit.

Come on, man.

I'm sorry. It's just, it's been feeling so good.

But, I mean, you're not like my real dad, so if you want to come in here, you

can. I mean, do you think you'll fit, like, with the boba glass? I think so.

Now, you ain't going to be tripping, are you?

No.

All right, I'll tell you, Mom, I don't want to think you're getting the wrong

idea.

No, that's all right.

Hey, man, you've been here for a while, man. I thought you was going to be

quick. I know. I've just been feeling so good.

I love the water out here. You love the water out here? I'm getting a shower.

Oh, yeah?

I want a shower, too.

Oh, babe, come on. What you doing?

Why is that so big?

Why are you looking? It's my dick. What you mean, why is it so big?

And I don't remember you being this tall either.

What? My mom going on that huge thing?

Yeah. Why are you asking that? What does it matter for?

Ain't you supposed to be showing?

It's so big.

Oh, my God. That's what she said.

It's just that, come on, man.

How long have you been married to your mom?

You been seeing me in the house for years? Come on, man.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

What's your name?

Come on, man.

It's so big.

Hey, what you doing?

It's so big.

Okay.

I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. Let me wash you at least. Let me wash you. You're

going to wash me? Yeah.

You sure that's a... Yeah. Because you already like... It's only right since I

was in the shower too long.

You're going to wash me? Yeah.

Don't worry, I won't. I won't.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Oh, my God.

You're so tall.

I feel so little.

I mean,

literally, all my friends, I can touch the top of your head. I can't even see

the top of your head.

That's crazy.

Holy shit. I feel so little.

Wow. Oh my

God. Come

on.

It's so big.

It probably takes you so long just to wash it. It's so big. It takes probably

like 10 minutes.

Oh my God.

Are you mumbling?

Oh my gosh, let me get some soap real quick, too.

Can you make the water a little bit warmer?

It's a little cold, man.

You'll see, there you go. Yeah, it's all good.

She's going to put some soap.

Yes.

There you go.

Wow, oh my gosh.

I'm going to get some little lupus, too.

Yes, this is my thank you for not getting mad at me for being in the

long. Oh my god.

Whoa,

it's like a slide.

You can control yourself.

Whatever, man. I'll tell you in my office.

Adam won't be able to explain that shit.

I won't. I won't. Don't worry.

I feel like my stepdad, so it's fine. Okay. Hold on. Oh, my God.

What are you doing?

I'm watching it. You got to get all around us.

Huge.

Wow. What are you doing?

This is funny.

You should have watched my dick a lot.

It's so big, I'm sure you need help.

I need help? Yeah. Are you just stroking it or like?

Stroking, washing, it's all the same.

Is it?

No, it's not.

I don't stroke like this.

It's not the same.

There you go.

I just got to be thorough. You know, you can't, you can't, you got to be out

here, you know.

Be out here like what?

Got to make sure you got a good cleaning.

It's so big like no, I don't know how you watch this like every day like

it isn't like a workout

I'm washing every part of you.

It's a thank you.

You just washed my dick.

Oh my gosh.

Here, let me wash your chest too.

Which is literally at my eye level. It's crazy.

You know, they're turning it red.

Yeah.

I can't believe it.

You can't believe what?

It's so big. You're so big. I don't understand.

I've been around you for so long.

I mean, except naked.

Hmm, wow.

I mean, you really take your time doing this.

Yes. I'm going to make sure I do a good job, yeah?

All right. Want me to go ahead and rinse you off?

Yeah. I'm just like, all right.

All right.

Gentle, please. Gentle, please.

I know,

I like your sourdough.

I'm going to rinse you, okay? You ready?

There you go.

You know what is warm?

What's warm?

My mouth. I can warm you up a little bit.

You sure?

Yeah. You were just talking about how much you're freezing, so let me go ahead

and... And help you out, yeah?

I mean your mom, yeah.

Okay.

Oh my god.

Oh.

I don't think...

Fuck. Oh, fuck yes.

I've been so lucky getting this.

I'm stretching out.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Good. Oh, yes.

Yes.

Thank you.

Yes. Yes.

Okay,

thank you.

You're welcome. Don't tell your mom.

I won't.