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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,133 --> 00:00:09,873 (triumphant orchestra music) (bee buzzes) 2 00:00:09,867 --> 00:00:14,567 (bee grunts) 3 00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:23,103 (bee buzzes) 4 00:00:40,933 --> 00:00:45,933 (moves into grunge rock music) 5 00:00:52,533 --> 00:00:54,173 (bee buzzes) 6 00:00:54,167 --> 00:00:58,897 (moves into dreamy music) 7 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,600 (alarms wailing) 8 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,070 - There's something wrong. 9 00:01:04,167 --> 00:01:05,597 - [Carla] The machine has expelled all of its energy 10 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,300 directly into Emmanuelle. 11 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,770 - [Sanders] What?! 12 00:01:08,767 --> 00:01:10,197 - [William] Emmanuelle is taking all of the energy, 13 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,470 which means the wormhole is forming inside of her. 14 00:01:13,467 --> 00:01:14,627 (Emmanuelle moaning) (Sanders mumbles) 15 00:01:14,633 --> 00:01:16,073 - [William] That simple. 16 00:01:16,067 --> 00:01:17,527 - [Dr. Blue] Then, shut it off! It's that simple! 17 00:01:17,533 --> 00:01:19,573 (zapping and whirling) 18 00:01:19,567 --> 00:01:23,127 (Emmanuelle screams) 19 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:28,500 (Emmanuelle screams) 20 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,170 (explosive crashing) 21 00:01:34,533 --> 00:01:38,933 (dreamlike harp music) 22 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:53,300 - Dr. Blue? 23 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:56,430 Carla? 24 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:58,830 William? 25 00:01:59,967 --> 00:02:01,797 Where am I? 26 00:02:15,333 --> 00:02:17,233 I know this story. 27 00:02:17,867 --> 00:02:19,527 What's my line? 28 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,530 Curiouser and curiouser? 29 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:37,900 (mysterious orchestra music) 30 00:03:03,133 --> 00:03:08,103 (birds chirping) 31 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:26,727 Eat me. Drink me? 32 00:03:27,933 --> 00:03:30,803 Drink me? Eat me? 33 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,270 Well, you eat something first, 34 00:03:34,267 --> 00:03:37,197 and then you wash it down. 35 00:03:37,533 --> 00:03:38,633 Right? 36 00:03:56,167 --> 00:04:00,927 (stretching and whirling) 37 00:04:06,067 --> 00:04:10,597 Well, I had a 50-50 chance. 38 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,067 (pop) 39 00:04:21,267 --> 00:04:23,097 Here goes nothing. 40 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:30,467 (dwindling whistles) 41 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:45,167 (powerful orchestra music) 42 00:04:49,833 --> 00:04:54,833 * Doo-doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo-doo doo-doo 43 00:04:55,400 --> 00:05:00,200 (bouncy acoustic guitar music) 44 00:05:15,233 --> 00:05:17,333 (bee buzzes) 45 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:28,570 * Doo-doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo-doo doo-doo 46 00:05:28,567 --> 00:05:29,767 (bug buzzing) 47 00:05:29,767 --> 00:05:34,767 (bouncy kazoo music) 48 00:05:40,833 --> 00:05:45,433 (bee buzzing) 49 00:05:52,067 --> 00:05:56,727 * Doo-doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo-doo doo-doo 50 00:05:56,733 --> 00:05:58,673 * Doo-doo 51 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:01,930 - Just go with it, Emmanuelle. 52 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,600 You'll wake up soon. 53 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:11,067 (muffled chattering) 54 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:16,300 (flirty laughter) 55 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:18,830 - How's the tea, ladies? 56 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:23,100 - This is some good shit. (laughs) 57 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:28,900 (women giggling) 58 00:06:30,067 --> 00:06:32,197 - [Mad Hatter] Oh, hello! 59 00:06:32,367 --> 00:06:34,067 We have a new guest! 60 00:06:34,067 --> 00:06:36,967 Have you come to partake in my services, 61 00:06:36,967 --> 00:06:39,197 insert name here? 62 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,800 - Emmanuelle. 63 00:06:42,467 --> 00:06:43,927 (flirty laughter) 64 00:06:43,933 --> 00:06:45,103 What's going on? 65 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:47,070 - Oh, it's just a tea party! 66 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:50,197 My, you are scrumptious. 67 00:06:50,833 --> 00:06:53,073 I'm tempted to do you on the house. 68 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:54,367 - On the house? 69 00:06:54,367 --> 00:06:56,567 - Well, at least the table. 70 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,470 - How do I compare to your spider friend? 71 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:03,197 - He's not my friend. I don't like spiders. 72 00:07:04,167 --> 00:07:05,727 - [Emmanuelle] What is that? 73 00:07:05,733 --> 00:07:07,573 - [Mad Hatter] That's Timothy, the tit mouse. 74 00:07:07,567 --> 00:07:10,167 - And you're the Mad Hatter, I take it. 75 00:07:10,167 --> 00:07:11,327 - [Mad Hatter] Oh, you could take it, 76 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:12,773 if you promise to give it back. 77 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:14,697 The thing is it comes attached, 78 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:17,400 and the rest of me is part of the package, I'm afraid. 79 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,070 But most of the ladies don't seem to mind. 80 00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:22,267 That's Goldilocks, who speaks when 81 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:25,527 three bears worth of experience. 82 00:07:26,767 --> 00:07:29,367 - I can't take it anymore. I'm so horny, Hatter. 83 00:07:29,367 --> 00:07:31,897 Do me. Do me now. 84 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:36,770 - Me too. 85 00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:40,067 - What are you? 86 00:07:41,067 --> 00:07:41,927 A gigolo? 87 00:07:41,933 --> 00:07:44,103 - Oh! You got it in one! 88 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,530 But let me further explain 89 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:48,803 this wondrous world you're visiting. 90 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:54,070 (funky jazz music) 91 00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:09,427 * Nothin' is nothin, and all is all 92 00:08:09,433 --> 00:08:12,773 * Big is little, and short is tall 93 00:08:12,767 --> 00:08:16,167 * In is out, and up is down 94 00:08:16,167 --> 00:08:19,367 * The world is flat, and the sky is round 95 00:08:19,367 --> 00:08:21,367 * So do the jiggle, jiggle-jiggle 96 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,527 * Dance with a gigolo 97 00:08:23,533 --> 00:08:26,233 * Jiggle-jiggle, jiggle-jiggle 98 00:08:26,233 --> 00:08:28,103 * Try to wiggle, wiggle-wiggle 99 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:30,370 * Go baby, go, go, go, go 100 00:08:30,367 --> 00:08:32,867 * Go, go, go 101 00:08:32,867 --> 00:08:35,067 * Do the jiggle, jiggle-jiggle 102 00:08:35,067 --> 00:08:37,897 * Like a bowl of Jell-O 103 00:08:40,233 --> 00:08:45,073 (trumpet solo) 104 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:57,703 * Who knows what this is really all about 105 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:00,600 * Send us a postcard if you figure it out 106 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,970 * But never say never, and have no fear 107 00:09:03,967 --> 00:09:07,097 * 'Cause all I know is it's great to be here 108 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:09,200 * Doin' the jiggle, jiggle-jiggle 109 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,370 * Dance with the gigolo 110 00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:13,927 * Jiggle-jiggle, jiggle-jiggle 111 00:09:13,933 --> 00:09:17,303 * Like a bowl of Jell-O 112 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:23,133 - I don't think you'll be needing this for a while. 113 00:09:23,733 --> 00:09:26,933 * Jiggle, jiggle-jiggle 114 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:40,167 (lighthearted orchestra music) 115 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,400 (knocking at door) 116 00:09:52,767 --> 00:09:54,927 - [Queen] If you bring good news, enter. 117 00:09:54,933 --> 00:09:58,073 If not, go away and die. 118 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,330 - The deed is done, my Queen. 119 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,270 - Snow White is no more? 120 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:10,370 - [Gregory] Her heart. 121 00:10:10,367 --> 00:10:12,067 - Excellent. 122 00:10:12,067 --> 00:10:14,667 Now, we'll see who's the fairest of them all. 123 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,497 - Fairest. (chuckles) 124 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,730 - Why? What do you mean by that? 125 00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:21,633 - Oh, nothing, my Queen. 126 00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:24,527 It's just that you had me kill Snow White 127 00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:28,303 for her growing up to become more beautiful than you. 128 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,530 She didn't do anything wrong. 129 00:10:30,533 --> 00:10:32,973 It was just, uh, genetics. 130 00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:36,327 So, I'm not sure if that would qualify as 131 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:38,333 really being fair. 132 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,503 (Queen chuckles) 133 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:45,300 - Leave me, before I cut your heart out as well. 134 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,800 Mirror, mirror, on the wall-- 135 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,730 - [Voiceover] I'm actually not on the wall. 136 00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:02,973 - What? 137 00:11:02,967 --> 00:11:04,127 - [Voiceover] I'm a standing mirror. 138 00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:06,173 I'm a good four feet from the wall. 139 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:07,227 - So? 140 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,073 - [Voiceover] I'm just saying. 141 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:11,073 - Fine. 142 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:13,273 Mirror, mirror, against the wall-- 143 00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:16,597 - [Voiceover] Near the wall, not really against it. 144 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,767 (Queen chuckles) 145 00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:24,173 - Mirror, mirror, near the wall, 146 00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:28,827 who's the fair-- 147 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:33,870 Who's the sexiest of them all? 148 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:38,727 (mysterious chiming) 149 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,800 Who the fuck is that?! 150 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,500 - [Voiceover] Her name is Emmanuelle. 151 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,670 She's just arrived in this land. 152 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,197 - From where? 153 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,370 - [Voiceover] Another world. 154 00:11:50,367 --> 00:11:52,897 - You've gotta be kidding me. 155 00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:56,267 First, I have to deal with this Dorothy bitch. 156 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:59,267 Then, this Alice chick pops out of a rabbit's hole. 157 00:11:59,267 --> 00:12:00,897 What the hell's going on here? 158 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,670 Are they posting open house signs 159 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:04,467 at the edge of the kingdom? 160 00:12:05,233 --> 00:12:06,703 (grunts) 161 00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:08,567 Gregory! 162 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,370 - [Gregory] I'm sorry, my queen. 163 00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:12,897 Please don't kill me. 164 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,900 I couldn't do it. 165 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,170 I tried, but I ... 166 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:17,927 - [Queen] What are you talking about? 167 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:23,100 I just found out yet another crazy bitch, 168 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:26,400 from another world, is infringing on my turf. 169 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,930 And now, I gotta get rid of her. 170 00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:30,173 - [Gregory] Oh. (chuckles) 171 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,227 - So what is it you couldn't do? 172 00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:34,433 - I couldn't figure out which way 173 00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:36,103 to put the sheets on your bed. 174 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:38,800 I mean, do they go facing up or facing down? 175 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,070 Does the seam go in or out? 176 00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:44,397 Does the pattern-- - [Queen] Just fix it! 177 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,603 - [Queen] I'm going out. 178 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,970 I've got someone else to destroy. 179 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:59,073 (mysterious orchestra music) 180 00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:06,697 - She doesn't know that Snow White is still alive, does she? 181 00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:09,333 I couldn't kill her. 182 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,227 - [Voiceover] She didn't ask. 183 00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:14,073 (magical chime) 184 00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:17,627 - [Gregory] Damn, Snow White is fine. 185 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:21,330 The things she does with those ruby lips. 186 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,673 - You liked? Hmm? 187 00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:26,367 - [Gregory] Oh, yeah. I sure did. 188 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,670 Wait. 189 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,230 You're not Snow White. 190 00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:33,373 You're just an image in the mirror. 191 00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:34,597 - I know. 192 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,930 But, I'm a magic mirror 193 00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:39,473 who has feelings, too. 194 00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:44,627 Come through the looking glass, 195 00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:48,533 and I'll show you a real good time. 196 00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:51,897 - [Gregory] Okay. 197 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:56,630 (mysterious harp music) 198 00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:10,503 (moves into slow orchestra music) 199 00:14:40,633 --> 00:14:45,233 (Snow White moans) 200 00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:47,903 - Yes! (moans) 201 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:52,070 (Gregory moans) 202 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,570 - Wow. 203 00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:57,967 That surely was magical, 204 00:14:57,967 --> 00:14:59,567 Mirror. 205 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:02,497 - [Voiceover] That will be $500. 206 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,630 - What? 207 00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:06,203 - [Voiceover] I'm a working mirror, here. 208 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,230 Nothing's for free. 209 00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:10,773 Cough it up, buddy. 210 00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:17,373 (lighthearted orchestra music) 211 00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:41,833 - [Emmanuelle] Can anyone help me here? 212 00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:43,603 - [Voiceover] That depends. 213 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,530 What kind of help do you require? 214 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:48,727 - Who said that? 215 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,267 - [Voiceover] Look down. 216 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:54,833 Look to the left. 217 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:57,073 Near the (mumble). 218 00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:02,467 Yes, it is I, the frog, Carmine. 219 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,633 - A talking frog? 220 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,830 I should've guessed that one. 221 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:12,933 Let me guess, you're actually a prince 222 00:16:12,933 --> 00:16:15,603 who's been cursed, and now you need a princess 223 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,070 to kiss you in order to turn back into a human? 224 00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:19,267 - [Carmine] You're good, 225 00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:21,867 but you're great if you happen to be a princess. 226 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:24,503 (creaking) 227 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,100 And, you're not. 228 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,530 You see, their curse goes deeper than that. 229 00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:30,903 Only a princess can open my ball to kiss me. 230 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:33,070 - Yeah, I'm not a princess, 231 00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:35,227 just a woman trying to find her way home. 232 00:16:35,233 --> 00:16:37,273 - [Carmine] Well, if you help me find a princess, 233 00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:39,697 I will do what I can to help you. 234 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,270 - Thanks, Carmine, but I really 235 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,167 don't have any place to put you. 236 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,397 - [Carmine] I'm pretty low maintenance. 237 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,570 I can fit inside your-- - [Emmanuelle] No. 238 00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:48,697 - [Carmine] Well, how about between your-- 239 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,170 - [Emmanuelle] No. 240 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:51,767 - [Carmine] Being a frog, I have certain tongue skills that 241 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:54,867 you might find very-- - [Emmanuelle] Absolutely, no. 242 00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:58,203 - [Emmanuelle] Sorry, but if I happen to find a princess, 243 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,870 I'll send her your way. 244 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:05,097 - [Carmine] It's not easy being green. 245 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,603 (blood curdling scream) (deep roaring) 246 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:11,070 (crunching) 247 00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:13,227 (belch) 248 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,373 (knocking at door) 249 00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:19,233 - [Wolfie] Just a second! 250 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:27,067 Red, is that you? 251 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:30,973 Come on in. 252 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,197 Grandma's been waiting. 253 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:38,170 (mischievous orchestra music) 254 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:48,300 (mumbles) 255 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,270 Oh, dear God. 256 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:56,333 - I'm not Little Red Riding Hood, moron. 257 00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:58,767 I'm your queen. 258 00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,867 Now, get out of bed, 259 00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:03,367 and stop impersonating Grandma, Wolfie. 260 00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:06,127 I have an assignment for you. 261 00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:09,067 (rooster crows) 262 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,527 - [Bo Peep] Little Blue. 263 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,803 I thought you was fast asleep. 264 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,070 - [Blue] Shouldn't you be watching your sheep, Bo Peep? 265 00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:16,627 (Bo Peep moans) 266 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,403 - [Bo Peep] You distracted me, 267 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,070 sleepin' in the nude. 268 00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:21,397 (moans) 269 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,300 You should be blowing your horn. 270 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,170 - [Blue] I'm about to blow it, all right. 271 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:29,327 (animals wildly yelling) 272 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:32,073 - Excuse me. (Bo Peep moans) 273 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,797 Sorry, but I was wondering if you could help me. 274 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,600 I'm trying to find my way back home, and-- 275 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,170 - Oh no! 276 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,070 I lost 'em! 277 00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:42,267 The sheep! They're gone! 278 00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:44,067 - Don't worry. Relax. 279 00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:45,197 My dogs will ... 280 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,100 My dogs! 281 00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:49,627 - You're a big help. 282 00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:51,373 - They never run away. 283 00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:52,827 Never! 284 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,430 - Look, I was just wondering if you could help me find-- 285 00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:57,933 - [Blue] And what do you think I'm doin'?! 286 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:02,830 (horn blows) (funky bass guitar music) 287 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:11,197 (horn blows) 288 00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:19,197 * Looking 'round, up and down 289 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,530 * For my little blue dogs 290 00:19:21,533 --> 00:19:23,603 * You know I wept when my baby stepped 291 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,130 * On my little blue dogs 292 00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:30,873 * I'm really sick of how my baby did my little blue dogs 293 00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:32,867 * Up in the air, flyin' everywhere 294 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,367 * My little blue dogs 295 00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:39,827 * Everything's got to be somewhere 296 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:43,933 * Oh where, oh where can they be 297 00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:48,597 * I never thought I'd lose my true love 298 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:53,067 * They belong right here with me 299 00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:58,867 * Little blue dogs 300 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,197 * My little blue dogs 301 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,267 (horse whinnies) 302 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,670 * Little blue dogs 303 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,327 * My little blue dogs 304 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:16,903 * Lookin' here, lookin' there for my little blue dogs 305 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:19,000 * I sadly feel that they're runnin' scared 306 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,530 * My little blue dogs 307 00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:23,603 * In the park, thought I heard a bark 308 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,070 * From my little blue dogs 309 00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:28,167 * It was just the wind, not my little friends 310 00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:31,197 * My little blue dogs (horse whinnies) 311 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,900 * Little blue dogs 312 00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:40,467 * My little blue dogs 313 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,803 * Little blue dogs 314 00:20:46,867 --> 00:20:49,267 * My little blue dogs 315 00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:51,473 * Lookin' here, lookin' there (horn blows) 316 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:54,027 * For my little blue dogs 317 00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:56,073 * I sadly feel that they're runnin' scared 318 00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:58,767 * My little blue dogs 319 00:20:58,767 --> 00:21:03,667 (funky bass solo) 320 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:08,070 (thrilling screech) 321 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:08,927 - Sorry. 322 00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:11,203 I didn't see you standing there. 323 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,370 - Perhaps you weren't looking. 324 00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:15,367 - Well, actually I am looking. 325 00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:17,567 Just trying to find a way back home. 326 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:20,667 You see, I'm a stranger in these parts. 327 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:23,627 - [Witch] Yes, you certainly are. 328 00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:25,073 - [Emmanuelle] Would you happen to know where I could find 329 00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:29,697 a wizard, or genie, fairy godmother in the near vicinity? 330 00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:32,267 - There's a house, over yonder, 331 00:21:32,267 --> 00:21:34,797 where you might be able to find some help. 332 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:35,670 - Yonder? 333 00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:36,527 - What? 334 00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:38,503 - You said yonder. 335 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,830 - Yes. 336 00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:42,073 Do you have a problem with that? 337 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:45,527 - No, I just didn't think anybody used that word anymore. 338 00:21:45,533 --> 00:21:47,233 - It's a perfectly good word. 339 00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:49,233 It means over there. 340 00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:50,703 - [Emmanuelle] I know what it means. 341 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:53,630 - Then shut up, and let me finish. 342 00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:57,773 (giggles) You young whippersnappers. 343 00:21:58,133 --> 00:21:59,433 - Whippersnapper? 344 00:21:59,433 --> 00:22:00,703 - Yes. 345 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:03,670 And that means asshole. 346 00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:05,727 - You don't have to be rude. 347 00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:08,573 - I don't have to be nice, either. 348 00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:11,173 I'm just saying, you go over there, 349 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:15,097 enter that house, and all my troubles will be over. 350 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,130 Okay? - [Emmanuelle] Your troubles? 351 00:22:17,533 --> 00:22:20,403 - [Witch] Yes, your troubles. 352 00:22:21,067 --> 00:22:23,397 - But, you said, "My troubles." 353 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,600 - Right. Your troubles. 354 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,330 - No, you said your troubles, 355 00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:29,833 referring to your troubles. 356 00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:34,073 - I said your troubles, referring to your troubles, 357 00:22:34,067 --> 00:22:35,397 not my troubles. 358 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,470 - [Emmanuelle] But, that's not what you said. 359 00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:38,627 You said, "My troubles," 360 00:22:38,633 --> 00:22:40,673 referring to your troubles, not mine. 361 00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:43,667 - [Witch] You're trying my patience, 362 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:45,067 girly. 363 00:22:45,867 --> 00:22:47,067 - Sorry. 364 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:51,370 So, you said I just need to go over yonder? 365 00:22:53,267 --> 00:22:55,297 - Ya makin' fun of me now? 366 00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:57,070 - [Emmanuelle] No, I just wanna make sure 367 00:22:57,067 --> 00:22:59,067 I heard what you said. 368 00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:01,697 - House, there. You, go. 369 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:02,530 Got it? 370 00:23:02,533 --> 00:23:05,103 - Got it. Thank you! 371 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:09,203 (dog barks) 372 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,300 - Get outta my way, (dog whining) 373 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:12,830 ya little blue bastard. (dog whining) 374 00:23:16,067 --> 00:23:17,767 - [Emmanuelle] Hello? (knocking at door) 375 00:23:17,767 --> 00:23:19,697 Anyone home? 376 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,900 Some bitchy, old lady told me to come here. 377 00:23:26,933 --> 00:23:28,873 Guess nobody's home. 378 00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:33,227 Look at this bed. 379 00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:36,127 Looks so nice and cozy. 380 00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:42,297 How I'd love to just lay down and stretch out. 381 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:46,870 (mysterious orchestra music) 382 00:23:46,867 --> 00:23:49,867 (Wolfie growls) 383 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,773 (Wolfie growls) 384 00:24:05,633 --> 00:24:08,973 (Wolfie howls) 385 00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:11,367 Who are you? 386 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:17,970 (upbeat rock music) 387 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,970 * On the day I was born, I came out naked and screaming 388 00:24:33,433 --> 00:24:37,873 * The doctor said (music drowns out lyrics) 389 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:43,870 * My eyes walked fine down the flow to my veins 390 00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:50,073 * I was rollin' around, and I was anything but tame 391 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,670 * But if ya haven't guessed now 392 00:24:53,667 --> 00:24:56,497 * I'm out of this world with powers 393 00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,270 * That'll make you come 394 00:24:58,267 --> 00:25:00,067 * But I'll give it all up 395 00:25:00,067 --> 00:25:03,867 * For one little (mumbles) with you 396 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,170 * With you 397 00:25:06,433 --> 00:25:11,073 (upbeat rock music) 398 00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:21,397 * Change of cross of rivers, now it's on the ocean floor 399 00:25:23,067 --> 00:25:27,797 * It's in the center of the earth, I know a whole lot more 400 00:25:29,367 --> 00:25:34,067 * I know (music drowns out lyrics) 401 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,170 * I'll make you tell the truth 402 00:25:37,167 --> 00:25:41,427 * I'll even catch you in lies 403 00:25:41,967 --> 00:25:45,127 * But with all my magic, I can't touch you 404 00:25:45,133 --> 00:25:47,073 * You're beyond my reach 405 00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:50,167 * Don't know what to do, but I'd give it all up 406 00:25:50,167 --> 00:25:54,067 * And never look back just for you 407 00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:56,303 * Just for you 408 00:25:56,567 --> 00:26:00,967 (upbeat rock music) 409 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:13,270 * I'm the one you want, you know it in your bones 410 00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:16,397 * Stop tellin' me, you're never alone 411 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:20,300 * I'll come down from my throne if you'd only say yes 412 00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:24,070 * You gotta stop teasin', I'm powerless 413 00:26:24,433 --> 00:26:27,073 * For you 414 00:26:31,767 --> 00:26:33,767 * For you, ow 415 00:26:33,767 --> 00:26:37,297 * For you, yeah 416 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:39,600 * You 417 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,370 * For you, I'm powerless 418 00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:44,767 * For you 419 00:26:45,267 --> 00:26:47,127 * For 420 00:26:57,867 --> 00:27:01,927 * I'm powerless, I'm powerless 421 00:27:03,933 --> 00:27:08,573 (Emmanuelle moans) (Wolfie howls) 422 00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:13,073 (Emmanuelle moans) 423 00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:21,067 (Wolfie snores) 424 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:31,800 - That was nice, 425 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,970 but I still have to go find my friends. 426 00:27:34,967 --> 00:27:39,167 (Wolfie snores) 427 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:45,070 (elegant orchestra music) 428 00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:50,567 - Okay. 429 00:27:50,567 --> 00:27:52,797 Let's try this again. 430 00:27:52,933 --> 00:27:54,773 Mirror, mirror, on the wall. 431 00:27:54,767 --> 00:27:58,067 - [Voiceover] Didn't we already go through this? 432 00:27:58,067 --> 00:28:00,397 - Mirror, mirror, standing tall-- 433 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,070 - [Voiceover] Ooh, I like that. 434 00:28:02,067 --> 00:28:03,827 - Thought you would. 435 00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:08,233 So. Now, who's the fairest of them all? 436 00:28:08,233 --> 00:28:12,673 - [Voiceover] Emmanuelle. She is smoking hot. 437 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:14,527 - Emmanuelle is still alive? 438 00:28:14,533 --> 00:28:15,773 - [Voiceover] Oh, yes. 439 00:28:15,767 --> 00:28:19,727 Alive and kicking, and screaming, and moaning. 440 00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:21,503 - Didn't the wolf kill her? 441 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:24,400 I hired him to when he was finished with Grandma. 442 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,100 Didn't he eat her? 443 00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:27,970 - [Voiceover] Oh, he ate her all right. 444 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:30,927 He got his snout right up in there. 445 00:28:30,933 --> 00:28:32,833 Would you like to see playback? 446 00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:35,503 (Emmanuelle moans) 447 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,870 - [Queen] Oh, my. 448 00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:40,070 - [Emmanuelle] You are an animal. 449 00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:42,967 - That horny, little vixen. 450 00:28:42,967 --> 00:28:45,927 Mirror, show me where they are right now. 451 00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:50,333 (magical chiming) 452 00:28:51,067 --> 00:28:56,067 (quirky orchestra music) 453 00:29:05,067 --> 00:29:06,167 - Jack? 454 00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:09,333 Jack. 455 00:29:12,267 --> 00:29:13,427 - Do I know you? 456 00:29:13,433 --> 00:29:15,573 - It's Emmanuelle, from the blimp. 457 00:29:15,567 --> 00:29:17,467 - What's a blimp? 458 00:29:17,533 --> 00:29:19,273 - You're not an actor, are you? 459 00:29:19,267 --> 00:29:20,527 - [Jack] No. 460 00:29:20,533 --> 00:29:22,073 I'm a slave. 461 00:29:22,067 --> 00:29:24,167 At least that's the way I'm treated. 462 00:29:24,167 --> 00:29:26,767 First, I'm told to go up the hill, 463 00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:28,967 and fetch a pail of water. 464 00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:32,067 Then, I fell, broke a crown. Look! 465 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:34,397 See?! It's painful! 466 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,670 Do you think Jill helped? No. 467 00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:40,427 Then, my mother, she lives in that shoe over there. 468 00:29:40,433 --> 00:29:44,133 Well, she sends me to town to sell a cow. 469 00:29:44,133 --> 00:29:47,073 Does she want magic beans? No! 470 00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:49,167 She just wants money. 471 00:29:49,167 --> 00:29:51,397 I'm not allowed to eat any fattening foods. 472 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,230 They think because I'm nimble and quick, 473 00:29:53,233 --> 00:29:55,273 that I can just get away with doing anything. 474 00:29:55,267 --> 00:29:57,897 Well, I've had it! You hear me? 475 00:29:58,467 --> 00:30:00,727 I'm leaving with Candlewick. 476 00:30:00,733 --> 00:30:02,103 - Who? 477 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,270 - [Jack] Romeo, 478 00:30:03,267 --> 00:30:05,497 but his nickname is Candlewick. 479 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,570 He's my only true friend. 480 00:30:07,567 --> 00:30:09,827 He and I are headed to the Land of Play. 481 00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:12,073 It's where boys never have to work, 482 00:30:12,067 --> 00:30:13,397 or get told what to do! 483 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,630 They just get to enjoy themselves all day long! 484 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:19,600 - Just you and the boys? 485 00:30:19,733 --> 00:30:21,473 - You wanna come? 486 00:30:21,467 --> 00:30:22,927 - Not really my scene. 487 00:30:22,933 --> 00:30:24,433 Not that I'm judging or anything. 488 00:30:24,433 --> 00:30:25,473 I mean, gay is great. 489 00:30:25,467 --> 00:30:27,367 - Whoa. I'm not gay. 490 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:29,367 What ever gave you that idea? 491 00:30:29,367 --> 00:30:31,027 I love pussy! 492 00:30:31,033 --> 00:30:33,733 * I'm just a tropical boy 493 00:30:33,733 --> 00:30:38,733 * And I do not enjoy freezin' my ass off in this cold land 494 00:30:39,133 --> 00:30:41,773 * I'm just a tropical boy 495 00:30:41,767 --> 00:30:43,897 * I'd rather be unemployed 496 00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:47,970 * Beneath the palm tree in the sand 497 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,100 * Work, work 498 00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,970 * Money, money 499 00:30:52,967 --> 00:30:55,167 * Break your back, baby 500 00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:57,367 * Ain't funny 501 00:30:57,367 --> 00:31:01,427 * Give me a place where it's always sunny 502 00:31:01,433 --> 00:31:04,773 * Nobody there ever heard of blue Monday 503 00:31:04,767 --> 00:31:08,367 * I'm a tropical boy, and I do not enjoy 504 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:12,097 * Freezin' my ass off in this cold land 505 00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:16,770 * I'm just a tropical boy, I'd rather be unemployed 506 00:31:16,767 --> 00:31:20,967 * Beneath the palm tree in the sand 507 00:31:22,067 --> 00:31:24,097 * Rush, rush 508 00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:25,970 * Busy, busy 509 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:30,097 * Runnin' 'round in circles, people make me dizzy 510 00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:34,130 * My bags are packed for my great escape 511 00:31:34,133 --> 00:31:38,073 * I only wish you would come with me, baby 512 00:31:38,067 --> 00:31:41,397 * With your tropical boy, I know you can't enjoy 513 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,070 * Freezin' your ass off in this cold land 514 00:31:45,067 --> 00:31:47,697 * Come with your tropical boy 515 00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:49,730 * Here we can be unemployed 516 00:31:49,733 --> 00:31:53,703 * Beneath the palm tree in the sand 517 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,630 * Ooh-la-la-la 518 00:31:56,633 --> 00:31:59,073 * Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh 519 00:31:59,067 --> 00:32:00,897 * Whoa-oh, oh-oh 520 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:02,800 * Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 521 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,300 * Ooh-la-la-la 522 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,900 * Whoa-oh, oh-oh 523 00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:10,370 * Ooh-la-la-la 524 00:32:11,433 --> 00:32:13,503 * Work, work 525 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,330 * Money, money 526 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,503 * Break your back, baby 527 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,570 * Ain't funny 528 00:32:19,567 --> 00:32:23,597 * I know your place is really always sunny 529 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,070 * I've just had one too many blue Mondays 530 00:32:27,067 --> 00:32:30,827 * I'm a tropical boy, and I do not enjoy 531 00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:34,333 * Freezin' my ass off in this cold land 532 00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:38,973 * I'm just a tropical boy, I'd rather be unemployed 533 00:32:38,967 --> 00:32:42,967 * Beneath the palm tree in the sand 534 00:32:43,867 --> 00:32:46,397 * Ooh-la-la-la 535 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:50,100 * Whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh 536 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:54,870 * Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh-la-la-la 537 00:32:54,867 --> 00:32:59,627 * Whoa-oh, oh-oh, ooh-la-la-la 538 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:12,800 (quirky orchestra music) 539 00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:28,497 (doorbell rings) 540 00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,897 - [Voiceover] That door doesn't open! 541 00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:33,130 Come around the side! 542 00:33:33,133 --> 00:33:38,103 (mysterious orchestra music) 543 00:33:48,933 --> 00:33:50,933 - Oh, hi. 544 00:33:50,933 --> 00:33:52,803 My name's Emmanuelle. 545 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,070 This boy named Jack-- 546 00:33:54,067 --> 00:33:55,367 - Is he comin' in? 547 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,497 Tell him our Christmas dinner's almost ready. 548 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,700 - [Emmanuelle] I'm sorry, are you the old lady 549 00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:03,300 that lives in the shoe? 550 00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:04,230 (Shirley hoots) 551 00:34:04,233 --> 00:34:05,773 - Who told you that? Jack? 552 00:34:05,767 --> 00:34:09,267 He's a lazy son of a bitch, just like his father. 553 00:34:10,067 --> 00:34:12,727 No, what I am is an overworked woman 554 00:34:12,733 --> 00:34:14,973 who lives in this crappy, little house 555 00:34:14,967 --> 00:34:16,627 with a good-for-nothing husband, 556 00:34:16,633 --> 00:34:20,173 Peter, over there, and a dozen hungry mouths to feed. 557 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,070 - So, the shoe was just a metaphor then? 558 00:34:23,067 --> 00:34:24,167 - [Shirley] Of course! 559 00:34:24,167 --> 00:34:26,227 Who actually lives in a shoe? 560 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:27,403 Nobody. 561 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,500 Peter, here, calls it a pumpkin shell. 562 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,830 Isn't that right, darlin'? 563 00:34:31,833 --> 00:34:36,103 He keeps me here morning, noon, and night. 564 00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:37,570 - [Peter] Oh, leave me alone, Shirley. 565 00:34:37,567 --> 00:34:38,797 I'm watching the game. 566 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,570 - Isn't that a surprise? 567 00:34:40,567 --> 00:34:41,767 - [Emmanuelle] Look, I'm sorry. 568 00:34:41,767 --> 00:34:43,167 I didn't mean to disturb you. 569 00:34:43,167 --> 00:34:46,527 I was just wondering if you could help me? 570 00:34:47,067 --> 00:34:49,897 - Help you? Help you?! 571 00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:52,230 (hoots) I can't even help myself. 572 00:34:52,233 --> 00:34:57,173 (funky rock music) 573 00:35:08,533 --> 00:35:10,833 * Well, I've been working in the kitchen 574 00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:13,633 * Since the early morning light 575 00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:15,333 * Cookin' and a bakin', 576 00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:17,773 * And you know I do it right 577 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:19,797 * There's pumpkin pie and stuffin' 578 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,300 * And the turkey sure smells fine 579 00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:24,400 * Except for you, everybody's here 580 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,500 * They know it's dinnertime 581 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,970 * Christmas turkey 582 00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:32,770 * Sittin' on the table waitin' for you 583 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,870 * Well that's one big bird 584 00:35:37,867 --> 00:35:41,597 * But you're the biggest turkey I've ever knew 585 00:35:44,067 --> 00:35:46,367 * Well I know you love your football 586 00:35:46,367 --> 00:35:49,067 * And your TV-watchin' friends 587 00:35:49,067 --> 00:35:51,067 * Drinkin' beer and makin' the bets 588 00:35:51,067 --> 00:35:53,327 * On which team's gonna win 589 00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:55,703 * It's football, baseball, basketball 590 00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:57,930 * Hockey, or a boxin' match 591 00:35:57,933 --> 00:35:59,903 * Once a year, I'd like you here 592 00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:01,830 * Is that too much to ask 593 00:36:01,833 --> 00:36:03,803 * Christmas turkey 594 00:36:05,133 --> 00:36:08,203 * Sittin' on the table, waitin' for you 595 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,270 * Well that's one big bird 596 00:36:13,267 --> 00:36:17,097 * And you're the biggest turkey I ever knew 597 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,970 * Christmas turkey 598 00:36:26,133 --> 00:36:28,103 * That's what you are 599 00:36:30,433 --> 00:36:32,873 * You Christmas turkey 600 00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:36,667 * Oh my honey, yes you are 601 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,770 * Well you do the same thing every year 602 00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:42,067 * So guess what I did 603 00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:46,667 * I invited my friend Suzy and her seven hungry kids 604 00:36:46,667 --> 00:36:48,727 * Stuff them now without you 605 00:36:48,733 --> 00:36:51,173 * By the time that you get home 606 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,467 * There won't be nothin' left 607 00:36:52,467 --> 00:36:54,967 * But some old turkey skin and bones 608 00:36:54,967 --> 00:36:57,227 * Christmas turkey 609 00:36:58,233 --> 00:37:01,433 * Won't be sittin' on the table waitin' for you 610 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,570 - I'm so sure. * That was one big bird 611 00:37:06,567 --> 00:37:09,667 * The world's biggest turkey must be you 612 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:11,067 I am so outta here. 613 00:37:11,067 --> 00:37:13,267 - What, to go eat more pumpkins? 614 00:37:13,267 --> 00:37:15,897 - Damn straight! * Christmas turkey 615 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,170 * That's what you are 616 00:37:17,167 --> 00:37:19,097 * Christmas turkey 617 00:37:20,533 --> 00:37:23,633 * Yes you are a Christmas turkey 618 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,070 * Thanksgiving, too, Christmas turkey 619 00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:32,530 * I'm talkin' 'bout you, you Christmas turkey 620 00:37:33,433 --> 00:37:36,773 * That's what you are, a Christmas turkey 621 00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:41,433 * Oh yes you are a Christmas turkey 622 00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:45,800 * Thanksgiving, too, you Christmas turkey * 623 00:37:46,967 --> 00:37:48,497 - [Emmanuelle] Hey, wait up, 624 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,530 before I fall in these shoes. 625 00:37:50,533 --> 00:37:55,073 (mysterious orchestra music) 626 00:37:57,533 --> 00:38:01,073 - [Voiceover] Slow and steady, slow and steady. 627 00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:06,330 - [Emmanuelle] Hey, I'm really sorry about that back there. 628 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,070 I didn't mean to start a fight. 629 00:38:08,067 --> 00:38:09,427 - It wasn't your fault. 630 00:38:09,433 --> 00:38:11,373 It's always the same thing with her. 631 00:38:11,367 --> 00:38:13,967 Do I ask her to cook all that food? No. 632 00:38:13,967 --> 00:38:15,667 Does she ever even listen to me? 633 00:38:15,667 --> 00:38:17,067 Never. 634 00:38:17,067 --> 00:38:18,327 (groans) I need a drink. 635 00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:20,073 - Oh, hey. 636 00:38:20,067 --> 00:38:21,497 I hate to keep bugging you, 637 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,300 but I'm really lost. 638 00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:26,500 - Ah, kiddo, we are all lost. 639 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:29,930 - [Emmanuelle] No. I mean like I'm really lost. 640 00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:32,533 - Well, if you're really lost, there's only one place I know 641 00:38:32,533 --> 00:38:34,433 where you can get some assistance. 642 00:38:34,433 --> 00:38:36,133 Rosie's Cantina. 643 00:38:43,267 --> 00:38:48,097 (live mariachi music) 644 00:39:01,267 --> 00:39:02,697 - [Carmine] Hi, ho. 645 00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:04,400 - [Emmanuelle] What'd you call me? 646 00:39:05,067 --> 00:39:07,327 Hey, Carmine. How'd you get there? 647 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:09,173 - [Carmine] I hopped, no thanks to you. 648 00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:10,497 Find me a princess yet? 649 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:11,830 - No. 650 00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:14,303 Just a lot of very unhappy people, it seems. 651 00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:16,670 - [Carmine] Well, you're downtown. 652 00:39:16,667 --> 00:39:18,327 Working Class mostly spends time 653 00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:20,433 hanging out and having sex. 654 00:39:20,433 --> 00:39:22,873 That's how I know there are no princesses here. 655 00:39:22,867 --> 00:39:24,627 Princesses don't put out. 656 00:39:24,633 --> 00:39:26,073 They only kiss, 657 00:39:26,067 --> 00:39:28,367 which is all I need. 658 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:31,173 (Dorothy yells) - [Dorothy] Dance with me! 659 00:39:31,167 --> 00:39:34,167 (Dorothy whines) 660 00:39:34,167 --> 00:39:36,497 - [Lion] No, you can't make me. 661 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,630 - What's her deal? 662 00:39:39,633 --> 00:39:41,073 - [Carmine] She's kind of like you. 663 00:39:41,067 --> 00:39:43,567 Fell out of the sky, and just wanted to get back home. 664 00:39:43,567 --> 00:39:45,597 But she was given a pair of ruby red shoes 665 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,130 from the Good Witch. 666 00:39:47,133 --> 00:39:49,433 Although, I have it on good authority 667 00:39:49,433 --> 00:39:52,833 it was actually the Evil Queen in disguise. 668 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:55,103 You see, those shoes are magical. 669 00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:57,630 They were made by the shoemaker and his elves. 670 00:39:57,633 --> 00:39:59,803 Whoever wears them can't stop dancing. 671 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,870 So, now all she wants to do is dance, 672 00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:04,497 and doesn't even think about going home. 673 00:40:09,667 --> 00:40:11,997 - I used to have a dress like that. 674 00:40:12,567 --> 00:40:14,567 - You don't say. 675 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,430 - [Carmine] You stole her dress, didn't you? 676 00:40:20,433 --> 00:40:21,503 - Shh. 677 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:22,970 - [Carmine] Nice. 678 00:40:23,167 --> 00:40:25,127 - [Dorothy] Come on! Get up! 679 00:40:25,133 --> 00:40:27,633 I wanna dance with someone, now! 680 00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:31,003 * I hate to dance, I got two left feet 681 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 No you don't, baby. * I hate to dance 682 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,900 * I just can't feel the beat 683 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:37,230 Yes, you can. * I hate to dance 684 00:40:37,233 --> 00:40:39,773 * I just feel like a fool You are a fool, 685 00:40:39,767 --> 00:40:41,467 * I hate to dance if you don't dance with me. 686 00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:43,597 * But I do it for you 687 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,270 You better get up, right now. 688 00:40:45,267 --> 00:40:46,397 Come on, now. 689 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,370 * I hate to dance 690 00:40:48,933 --> 00:40:50,433 You gonna dance. 691 00:40:50,433 --> 00:40:53,103 * I love you baby And I love you, too. 692 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:55,100 * I'd do anything, but please 693 00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:57,070 * Please don't make me do this 694 00:40:57,067 --> 00:40:59,167 * I beg you on my knees What?! 695 00:40:59,167 --> 00:41:01,767 * I can't samba, or mamba What are you talking about? 696 00:41:01,767 --> 00:41:03,697 * Tango, fandango What's that? 697 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:05,600 * The boogaloo's my (mumbles) 698 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,100 I don't want to do no boogaloo. 699 00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:10,670 * I can't do any of 'em Yes, you can. 700 00:41:10,667 --> 00:41:13,597 Come on, just move your butt like we was, 701 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,470 you know, making love! 702 00:41:15,467 --> 00:41:16,767 I know you can do that! 703 00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:18,067 * If you insist I do. 704 00:41:18,067 --> 00:41:19,867 * The hive cannot resist You can't. 705 00:41:19,867 --> 00:41:21,767 * So if you're not embarrassed to be seen with me 706 00:41:21,767 --> 00:41:24,097 * Well, baby, let's twist 707 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:27,470 * I hate to dance, I got two left feet 708 00:41:27,467 --> 00:41:28,697 Well, stand up on 'em! 709 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:32,100 * I hate to dance, I just can't feel the beat 710 00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:35,700 * I hate to dance, just feel like a fool 711 00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:36,870 You are a fool. 712 00:41:36,867 --> 00:41:40,727 * I hate to dance but I do it for you 713 00:41:40,733 --> 00:41:43,133 Well, thank you very much. 714 00:41:43,133 --> 00:41:45,103 * I hate to dance 715 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:47,130 Baby, shut up and dance. 716 00:41:47,133 --> 00:41:52,103 (funky trumpet solo) 717 00:41:57,533 --> 00:41:59,203 What is that? 718 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,400 What is that supposed to be? 719 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,230 Is that what you call dancin'? 720 00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:06,203 * I'm no Michael Jackson 721 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,300 * I ain't no Fred Astaire Duh. 722 00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:10,530 * My (music drowns out lyrics) 723 00:42:10,533 --> 00:42:14,073 * I just don't care, 'cause I hate to dance 724 00:42:14,067 --> 00:42:16,067 * I got two left feet 725 00:42:16,067 --> 00:42:17,567 Your left foot's steppin' on my foot. 726 00:42:17,567 --> 00:42:20,067 * I hate to dance, I just can't feel the beat 727 00:42:20,067 --> 00:42:21,227 Well, I can see that now. 728 00:42:21,233 --> 00:42:24,773 * I hate to dance, just feel like a fool 729 00:42:24,767 --> 00:42:26,397 * I hate to dance (Dorothy mumbles) 730 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,170 * But I do it for you That's okay, baby. 731 00:42:29,167 --> 00:42:30,867 Now, let me down. Come on. 732 00:42:30,867 --> 00:42:32,667 Come on, now. That's enough! 733 00:42:33,433 --> 00:42:35,673 Oh, my God. He won't stop! 734 00:42:35,667 --> 00:42:37,967 * I hate to dance I've created a monster! 735 00:42:37,967 --> 00:42:40,797 * I got two left feet (crashing) 736 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:44,330 * I hate to dance, I just can't feel the beat 737 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:46,303 * I hate to dance, (Dorothy mumbles) 738 00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:48,530 * Just feel like a fool 739 00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:52,433 * I hate to dance, but I do it for you 740 00:42:53,067 --> 00:42:54,497 Let's get out of here. 741 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:57,430 I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life. 742 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,670 * Dance Baby, I'd like to thank you 743 00:43:01,667 --> 00:43:05,527 very, very much for such a wonderful, wonderful evening. 744 00:43:05,533 --> 00:43:08,803 I can't take you anywhere. (clicks) 745 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,500 (magical chime) (crowd groans) 746 00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:15,100 - That's it. Everybody outta my bar! 747 00:43:15,467 --> 00:43:18,427 - [Scarecrow] The last time we play cover here. 748 00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:27,070 - Hey, um ... 749 00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:29,570 We're off to the Land of Play. 750 00:43:29,567 --> 00:43:31,327 You wanna join us? 751 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,300 - Are there any wizards or genies there? 752 00:43:34,533 --> 00:43:36,733 - I don't know. Maybe. 753 00:43:36,733 --> 00:43:39,973 It's definitely a place where adults get lucky. 754 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,200 - He ain't kiddin'. 755 00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:47,073 - [Carmine] Help me. 756 00:43:47,067 --> 00:43:50,067 I've gotta get out of here. Help! 757 00:43:50,067 --> 00:43:52,067 - Bye, Carmine. 758 00:43:52,933 --> 00:43:56,173 - So, they're off to the Land of Play, huh? 759 00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:01,070 - [Voiceover] You're not thinking of going 760 00:44:01,067 --> 00:44:02,527 down there yourself? 761 00:44:02,533 --> 00:44:06,333 No royal has ever set foot in that den of depravity. 762 00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:08,073 - Of course not. 763 00:44:08,067 --> 00:44:10,627 But, if I play my cards right, 764 00:44:10,633 --> 00:44:13,103 I can get rid of Emmanuelle once and for all 765 00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:15,070 with two simple phone calls. 766 00:44:15,067 --> 00:44:16,327 - [Operator] If you'd like to make a call, 767 00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:17,633 please hang up and try again. 768 00:44:17,633 --> 00:44:19,933 - Mirror, mirror, who knows all, 769 00:44:19,933 --> 00:44:22,403 tell me the numbers I wish to call. 770 00:44:22,767 --> 00:44:24,597 Shirley Pumpkin-Eater. 771 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,400 - [Voiceover] I'm sorry, who? 772 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,070 - Peter's wife. 773 00:44:28,067 --> 00:44:30,367 - [Voiceover] What's the last name, please? 774 00:44:30,367 --> 00:44:32,097 - I don't know. 775 00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:33,930 Pumpkin-Eater? 776 00:44:33,933 --> 00:44:35,533 Mrs. Eater? 777 00:44:35,533 --> 00:44:38,373 - [Voiceover] Oh, I don't have a listing for that. 778 00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:41,130 - All right. 779 00:44:41,133 --> 00:44:44,533 How about for the old woman who lives in the shoe? 780 00:44:44,533 --> 00:44:45,403 - [Voiceover] You'll have to give me more than 781 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,970 just old woman. 782 00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:49,067 I mean, I have an Old Mother Hubbard, 783 00:44:49,067 --> 00:44:52,067 a Mother Goose, Old King Cole. 784 00:44:52,433 --> 00:44:54,333 (Queen chuckles) 785 00:44:54,333 --> 00:44:55,773 - I can't get a break. 786 00:44:55,767 --> 00:45:00,697 (slow sitar music) 787 00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:07,073 (bubbling) 788 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:13,370 (Goldilocks mumbles) 789 00:45:27,133 --> 00:45:28,933 - [Peter] Have a seat. 790 00:45:30,067 --> 00:45:31,897 - I'm so wasted. 791 00:45:38,900 --> 00:45:42,370 - [Humpty] What can I say? The ladies love my vibrating egg. 792 00:45:42,367 --> 00:45:47,067 (buzzing) 793 00:45:48,967 --> 00:45:50,127 - [Jack] So ... 794 00:45:50,133 --> 00:45:52,373 I see you found the Land of Play! 795 00:45:52,367 --> 00:45:55,227 Didn't I tell ya? It's awesome! 796 00:45:58,067 --> 00:46:00,927 - Has anyone seen my sheep? 797 00:46:01,967 --> 00:46:04,567 - No. No animals allowed in here. 798 00:46:04,567 --> 00:46:06,767 Just ask Mary! 799 00:46:07,067 --> 00:46:09,297 (Mary mumbles) 800 00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:10,770 - Oh, more. 801 00:46:11,633 --> 00:46:12,803 More. 802 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,300 - What's going on back there? 803 00:46:15,367 --> 00:46:16,327 - Candlewick and I met this little, 804 00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:18,603 wooden boy on our way here. 805 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,430 Pin-something. 806 00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:21,633 - Pinocchio? 807 00:46:21,633 --> 00:46:23,203 - Yeah, that's him! 808 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,200 Anyways, this Mary chick ... 809 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,600 You might have seen her lamb outside. 810 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,070 Well, she's been sitting on his face for the last half hour! 811 00:46:31,067 --> 00:46:32,897 She can't get enough of him. 812 00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:34,600 (Pinocchio mumbles) 813 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,300 - [Mary] More. 814 00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:38,500 Oh, yeah. More. 815 00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:40,070 What's that, (mumbles)? 816 00:46:40,067 --> 00:46:41,967 (Pinocchio mumbles) 817 00:46:41,967 --> 00:46:43,497 (Mary moans) 818 00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:45,100 Smoking cures cancer? 819 00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:47,570 (Pinocchio mumbles) Oh, there is no such thing 820 00:46:47,567 --> 00:46:50,127 as the (mumbles an moans). 821 00:46:51,133 --> 00:46:52,803 - [Jill] Come back, Jack. 822 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,330 I wanna fill my pail with your water. 823 00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:58,373 - That's the kinda tumble I like. 824 00:46:58,367 --> 00:47:00,967 - [Jill] Oh yeah. Come to mama. 825 00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:03,170 - You should probably talk to the Pied Piper 826 00:47:03,167 --> 00:47:04,497 about your problems. 827 00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:06,170 He did wonders for Jill. 828 00:47:06,167 --> 00:47:09,197 She used to be such a frigid bitch. 829 00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:12,270 - Can I be of assistance? 830 00:47:12,267 --> 00:47:13,667 - [Emmanuelle] Oh, no. 831 00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:17,627 I thought your pipe only worked on children and rats. 832 00:47:17,633 --> 00:47:19,933 - Oh, I made some adjustments. 833 00:47:19,933 --> 00:47:22,873 Women really enjoy the tune I play. 834 00:47:22,867 --> 00:47:24,927 They respond. 835 00:47:25,467 --> 00:47:26,867 Watch. 836 00:47:27,267 --> 00:47:30,067 (recorder music) 837 00:47:30,067 --> 00:47:35,067 (women moaning) 838 00:47:43,533 --> 00:47:45,433 - I don't believe this. 839 00:47:45,967 --> 00:47:48,067 - [Pied Piper] Oh, a challenge. 840 00:47:48,067 --> 00:47:49,167 - [Emmanuelle] I have to get out of here. 841 00:47:49,167 --> 00:47:50,397 (recorder music) 842 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,500 (gasps) 843 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:52,970 (moans) 844 00:47:57,700 --> 00:48:02,430 (women moaning) 845 00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:29,870 - You son of a bitch! 846 00:48:29,867 --> 00:48:31,797 (Peter and Shirley yelling over each other) 847 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,270 - [Peter] Shirley, honey! 848 00:48:33,267 --> 00:48:35,067 What, what, what, what're you doing here? 849 00:48:35,067 --> 00:48:37,927 - I got an anonymous phone call from the castle. 850 00:48:37,933 --> 00:48:40,773 Eating pumpkins, my ass. 851 00:48:40,767 --> 00:48:42,927 - [Peter] Believe it or not, I really can explain. 852 00:48:42,933 --> 00:48:44,633 - [Shirley] No you can't, because I'm gonna be doing 853 00:48:44,633 --> 00:48:47,173 the explaining from now on. 854 00:48:47,167 --> 00:48:48,397 - Not again. 855 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:53,170 (upbeat rock music) 856 00:48:59,933 --> 00:49:01,173 (Peter groans) 857 00:49:01,167 --> 00:49:03,927 * Love is supposed to be 858 00:49:03,933 --> 00:49:07,203 * A give and take situation 859 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,430 * But I give, and you take - Oh, honey. Honey, dont. 860 00:49:10,433 --> 00:49:13,803 * And I don't need this aggravation 861 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,230 * I've had enough of all the things you do 862 00:49:17,233 --> 00:49:19,803 * There's just one thing I wanna say to you 863 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,670 * And that's bye-bye, baby 864 00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:24,267 * Baby, bye-bye 865 00:49:26,633 --> 00:49:28,873 * Bye-bye, baby 866 00:49:28,867 --> 00:49:31,127 * Baby, bye-bye 867 00:49:33,467 --> 00:49:36,267 * You think that just because 868 00:49:36,267 --> 00:49:39,467 * I love you, you can use me 869 00:49:39,933 --> 00:49:42,603 * Well I think I've had enough 870 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,730 * 'Cause now I see how you've abused me 871 00:49:46,433 --> 00:49:49,603 * I'm not the little fool I was before 872 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,530 * And I won't hang around you anymore 873 00:49:52,533 --> 00:49:54,803 * Bye-bye, baby 874 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,730 * Baby, bye-bye 875 00:49:59,067 --> 00:50:01,227 * Bye-bye, baby 876 00:50:01,233 --> 00:50:03,073 * Baby, bye-bye 877 00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:11,133 * I only wanted you to love me like I love you 878 00:50:12,367 --> 00:50:17,027 * But you just threw my heart away 879 00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:21,533 * Now I found someone new 880 00:50:21,533 --> 00:50:24,433 * Who loves me like I love you 881 00:50:25,233 --> 00:50:28,373 * And I feel glad that you and I are through 882 00:50:28,367 --> 00:50:30,897 * 'Cause now it feels so good to say to you 883 00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:33,730 * B-b-b-bye-bye, baby 884 00:50:33,733 --> 00:50:36,303 * Baby, bye-bye You think you're so funny. 885 00:50:37,867 --> 00:50:40,097 * Bye-bye, baby 886 00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:42,070 * Baby, bye-bye 887 00:50:44,467 --> 00:50:46,667 * Bye-bye, baby 888 00:50:46,667 --> 00:50:48,727 * Baby, bye-bye 889 00:50:49,933 --> 00:50:52,973 Don't encourage her. * Bye-bye, baby 890 00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:55,367 * Baby, bye-bye 891 00:50:56,733 --> 00:50:57,703 Where do you think you're going?! 892 00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:59,430 * Bye-bye, baby 893 00:50:59,433 --> 00:51:02,073 * Baby, bye-bye (Peter groans) 894 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,870 - That's my new dad. (chuckles) 895 00:51:06,867 --> 00:51:08,297 (sirens wailing) 896 00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:11,200 Oh, my God! It's a raid! 897 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,770 (sirens wailing) 898 00:51:14,767 --> 00:51:17,127 - [Goldilocks] This is my dress. Get your own clothes! 899 00:51:17,133 --> 00:51:19,373 - Where's the front door! 900 00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:23,100 - [Jack] Maybe you gotta go out the back door! 901 00:51:24,667 --> 00:51:26,697 - [Voiceover] I'm screwed. 902 00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:28,670 (sirens wailing) 903 00:51:28,667 --> 00:51:30,827 - Tell me the truth! 904 00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:33,173 More. Tell me the truth! 905 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:38,470 I'm stuck. (Pinocchio mumbles) 906 00:51:38,467 --> 00:51:41,927 (sirens wailing) 907 00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:44,073 - [Voiceover] Freeze! Don't move. 908 00:51:44,067 --> 00:51:46,667 Public nudity is a serious crime, young lady. 909 00:51:46,667 --> 00:51:48,067 You are under arrest, 910 00:51:48,067 --> 00:51:50,727 and we are gonna throw the book at you. 911 00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:55,203 (crashing) (sirens wailing) 912 00:51:56,067 --> 00:52:00,967 (mysterious orchestra music) 913 00:52:05,067 --> 00:52:06,497 - Yes. 914 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:09,970 Yes, Warden. Thank you very much for calling. (giggles) 915 00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:12,073 It worked! 916 00:52:12,300 --> 00:52:13,670 They raided the place, 917 00:52:13,667 --> 00:52:16,467 and Emmanuelle was arrested for indecent exposure, 918 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:20,067 a crime punishable for up to 30 years of hard labor. 919 00:52:20,067 --> 00:52:22,927 So, I don't have to worry about her anymore. 920 00:52:22,933 --> 00:52:25,503 So, let's see. 921 00:52:26,367 --> 00:52:29,327 With Dorothy cursed to dance her life away, 922 00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:31,673 Alice reduced to a complete druggie, 923 00:52:31,667 --> 00:52:33,797 thanks to my friends, the Caterpillar and Mad Hatter. 924 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:38,800 And my personal favorite, Snow White, hacked to bits. 925 00:52:39,233 --> 00:52:41,603 And Emmanuelle in jail, 926 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,170 I think it's time for Final Jeopardy. 927 00:52:44,333 --> 00:52:46,073 Are you ready? 928 00:52:46,467 --> 00:52:49,497 Mirror, mirror, make the call. 929 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,370 Who's the ruler of them all? 930 00:52:52,367 --> 00:52:54,427 - [Voiceover] The King. 931 00:52:55,067 --> 00:52:57,097 - Female ruler. 932 00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:58,670 - [Voiceover] You are, my queen. 933 00:52:58,667 --> 00:52:59,597 (Queen giggles) 934 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,470 - Oh, yeah. That's right. 935 00:53:01,467 --> 00:53:03,927 Say it again. Uh-huh. 936 00:53:03,933 --> 00:53:05,803 - [Voiceover] It, again. 937 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:09,730 - No, I meant who's the fairest, 938 00:53:09,733 --> 00:53:13,103 sexiest, most powerful woman in the land? 939 00:53:13,100 --> 00:53:15,370 - [Voiceover] Emmanuelle. 940 00:53:15,433 --> 00:53:18,573 - Who isn't in prison at the moment. 941 00:53:18,567 --> 00:53:19,597 - [Voiceover] You're making this request 942 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,830 awfully specific, aren't you? 943 00:53:21,833 --> 00:53:23,103 - So? 944 00:53:23,100 --> 00:53:25,200 - [Voiceover] Well then, why don't you just add: 945 00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,100 has black hair, lives in a castle, 946 00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:30,430 and stands in front of a magic mirror 15 hours a day, 947 00:53:30,433 --> 00:53:33,233 asking slanted questions while you're at it? 948 00:53:33,233 --> 00:53:34,503 - Oh, I see. 949 00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,070 So, you think I'm manipulating you 950 00:53:36,067 --> 00:53:38,397 to supply me the answers I wanna hear? 951 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:39,870 - [Voiceover] Yes. 952 00:53:39,867 --> 00:53:43,127 - And I'm living in denial from inescapable outcome? 953 00:53:43,133 --> 00:53:44,533 - [Voiceover] Yes. 954 00:53:44,533 --> 00:53:46,073 - While trying desperately to hold on 955 00:53:46,067 --> 00:53:48,167 to my youth and physical beauty, 956 00:53:48,167 --> 00:53:50,197 even though it's only natural to age 957 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,070 and mature as one gets older? 958 00:53:52,067 --> 00:53:53,697 The circle of life, and such? 959 00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:54,870 - [Voiceover] Yes! 960 00:53:54,867 --> 00:53:56,697 (Queen giggles) - Well, (giggles) 961 00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:59,070 I don't give a fuck what you think! 962 00:53:59,067 --> 00:54:01,167 I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna party. 963 00:54:01,167 --> 00:54:02,697 I'm gonna get laid. 964 00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:05,930 And Emmanuelle can rot in hell. 965 00:54:05,933 --> 00:54:07,373 See ya. 966 00:54:10,067 --> 00:54:11,097 Hmm! 967 00:54:17,767 --> 00:54:19,197 - [Voiceover] Bitch. 968 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:23,900 (punk rock music) 969 00:54:28,433 --> 00:54:31,133 - [Warden] Enjoy your stay. 970 00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:38,670 You're next. 971 00:54:48,300 --> 00:54:50,930 I'll get to you later. 972 00:54:52,300 --> 00:54:54,700 Red, pull the switch. 973 00:54:56,233 --> 00:55:01,173 (electric buzzing) 974 00:55:01,267 --> 00:55:06,067 (sullen piano music) 975 00:55:08,967 --> 00:55:12,627 - [Carmine] You're not going to find any princesses in here. 976 00:55:13,267 --> 00:55:15,867 - Carmine, did they arrest you too? 977 00:55:15,867 --> 00:55:18,327 - [Carmine] No, I'm just visiting. 978 00:55:18,567 --> 00:55:20,967 - How am I gonna get out of here? 979 00:55:20,967 --> 00:55:22,767 - [Carmine] I don't know, they don't take too kindly 980 00:55:22,767 --> 00:55:25,767 to private parts on display in public places. 981 00:55:25,767 --> 00:55:28,297 It's a pretty strict law from the castle. 982 00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:29,630 - Why? 983 00:55:29,633 --> 00:55:31,403 What is wrong with the naked body? 984 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,670 - [Carmine] It's an image thing. 985 00:55:32,667 --> 00:55:35,067 You see, basically everyone looks the same 986 00:55:35,067 --> 00:55:38,067 when they're naked, except for a few bumps here and there. 987 00:55:38,067 --> 00:55:40,067 So, if people ran around nude, 988 00:55:40,067 --> 00:55:42,627 how could you tell the upper class from the lower? 989 00:55:42,633 --> 00:55:44,403 That's why the ruling class is so uptight 990 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,600 when it comes to nudity and sex. 991 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,570 They're all control freaks. 992 00:55:49,167 --> 00:55:51,967 - This land is so out of balance. 993 00:55:51,967 --> 00:55:53,897 - [Carmine] Too much sex, and not enough sex. 994 00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:57,130 That's the way it is in this beat-up, broke-down world. 995 00:55:57,433 --> 00:55:59,433 - [Humpty] That is so true. 996 00:56:05,767 --> 00:56:07,497 - What happened to you? 997 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:11,170 - I tried to escape, climbed the wall, and fell. 998 00:56:11,767 --> 00:56:13,727 They couldn't put me back together again, 999 00:56:13,733 --> 00:56:16,073 so they put me in here. 1000 00:56:16,067 --> 00:56:20,097 Oh, talk about yolk on your face. 1001 00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:24,070 * Round, round, round 1002 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:31,900 * Turn it around, round, round 1003 00:56:34,867 --> 00:56:38,197 * I hear Mother Nature cryin' 1004 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:42,100 * Like a scared, lost, little girl 1005 00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:45,100 * Terrified of what we'd do to her 1006 00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:48,730 * In this beat-up, broke-down world 1007 00:56:48,733 --> 00:56:51,773 * Somewhere a soldier is dyin' 1008 00:56:51,767 --> 00:56:55,067 * For some flag to fly over 1009 00:56:55,067 --> 00:56:58,727 * Why is it so hard to live in peace 1010 00:56:58,733 --> 00:57:02,333 * In this beat-up, broke-down world 1011 00:57:02,667 --> 00:57:05,627 * Round, round, round 1012 00:57:05,633 --> 00:57:08,133 * This beat-up, broke-down world 1013 00:57:08,133 --> 00:57:12,403 * Keep turnin' around, round, round 1014 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:16,130 * This beat-up, broke-down world 1015 00:57:20,967 --> 00:57:24,267 * We're fooled by advertisers 1016 00:57:24,267 --> 00:57:27,867 * Cigarettes, Jheri curl 1017 00:57:27,933 --> 00:57:31,173 * 'Til billboards cover every inch 1018 00:57:31,167 --> 00:57:34,697 * Of this beat-up, broke-down world 1019 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:38,070 * We bow down to big business 1020 00:57:38,067 --> 00:57:41,297 * As they (mumbles) purse 1021 00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:44,730 * And they'll sell our children's birth right 1022 00:57:44,733 --> 00:57:48,773 * To this beat-up, broke-down world 1023 00:57:48,767 --> 00:57:51,767 * Round, round, round 1024 00:57:51,767 --> 00:57:54,697 * This beat-up, broke-down world 1025 00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:58,630 * Turn it around, round, round 1026 00:57:58,633 --> 00:58:01,103 * This beat-up, broke-down world 1027 00:58:01,100 --> 00:58:04,470 * We got to turn it around, round, round 1028 00:58:04,467 --> 00:58:07,927 * And fix this beat-up, broke-down world 1029 00:58:07,933 --> 00:58:11,303 * We got to turn it around, round, round 1030 00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:15,700 * Gotta fix this beat-up, broke-down world 1031 00:58:15,700 --> 00:58:18,430 * They say the darkest hour's 1032 00:58:18,433 --> 00:58:21,973 * Always just before the dawn 1033 00:58:21,967 --> 00:58:25,827 * 'Til the daylight brings its power 1034 00:58:25,833 --> 00:58:28,473 * We must keep on keeping on 1035 00:58:28,467 --> 00:58:33,067 (blues guitar solo) 1036 00:59:08,133 --> 00:59:11,933 * Hear the sound of children crying 1037 00:59:11,933 --> 00:59:15,273 * We're all scared little boys and girls 1038 00:59:15,267 --> 00:59:18,697 * As we march toward to fight the beast 1039 00:59:18,700 --> 00:59:22,230 * Of this beat-up, broke-down world 1040 00:59:22,233 --> 00:59:25,403 * No time for hesitation 1041 00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,670 * As the wheels of change (mumbles) 1042 00:59:28,667 --> 00:59:32,927 * 'Cause it's up to us to fix this busted 1043 00:59:32,933 --> 00:59:35,103 * Beat-up, broke-down world 1044 00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:38,370 * We got to turn it around, round, round 1045 00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:41,897 * And fix this beat-up, broke-down world 1046 00:59:41,900 --> 00:59:45,170 * We got to turn it around, round, round 1047 00:59:45,167 --> 00:59:48,597 * And fix this beat-up, broke-down world 1048 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:52,070 * We got to turn it around, round, round 1049 00:59:52,067 --> 00:59:55,527 * We can fix this beat-up, broke-down world 1050 00:59:55,533 --> 00:59:58,833 * We got to turn it around, round, round 1051 00:59:58,833 --> 01:00:02,373 * And fix this beat-up, broke-down world 1052 01:00:02,367 --> 01:00:06,497 * We got to turn it around, round, round 1053 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:09,130 * This beat-up, broke-down world 1054 01:00:09,133 --> 01:00:13,503 * We got to turn it around, round, round 1055 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:17,300 * This beat-up, broke down world 1056 01:00:22,467 --> 01:00:25,827 * Round, round, round 1057 01:00:28,067 --> 01:00:32,367 * We can turn it around, round, round * 1058 01:00:39,667 --> 01:00:41,967 - [Warden] Keep it down in here. 1059 01:00:41,967 --> 01:00:44,097 This is a prison, 1060 01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:46,430 not a karaoke club. 1061 01:00:48,267 --> 01:00:50,697 - [Carmine] Well, guess I'll be moving right along. 1062 01:00:50,700 --> 01:00:51,930 Oh! 1063 01:00:51,933 --> 01:00:53,203 And if you figure a way outta here, 1064 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,830 I heard a rumor that a new sorcerer 1065 01:00:54,833 --> 01:00:57,903 may be coming down to Rosie's Cantina this afternoon. 1066 01:00:57,900 --> 01:01:01,030 He may be able to help you. Good luck! 1067 01:01:01,033 --> 01:01:03,303 Look out below! (whoosh) 1068 01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:06,300 (car horn honking) (crashing) 1069 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,830 - Warden, I wanna speak to you, right away. 1070 01:01:19,833 --> 01:01:21,973 I want some answers! 1071 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,570 - What is ... 1072 01:01:27,567 --> 01:01:28,767 Hey. 1073 01:01:28,767 --> 01:01:30,727 Put those clothes back on. 1074 01:01:30,733 --> 01:01:32,773 - I wanna know why I was arrested. 1075 01:01:32,767 --> 01:01:34,267 - [Warden] You know why. 1076 01:01:34,267 --> 01:01:36,127 Indecent exposure. 1077 01:01:36,133 --> 01:01:38,303 - What's so indecent about what I'm wearing? 1078 01:01:38,300 --> 01:01:39,670 - What you're wearing? 1079 01:01:39,667 --> 01:01:42,067 You mean your birthday suit? 1080 01:01:42,067 --> 01:01:43,127 - [Emmanuelle] Why, yes. 1081 01:01:43,133 --> 01:01:45,073 I did get it for my birthday. 1082 01:01:45,067 --> 01:01:46,697 It's hot off the assembly line. 1083 01:01:46,700 --> 01:01:49,070 It's an original, made by the same weavers 1084 01:01:49,067 --> 01:01:51,267 who made the Emperor's new clothing. 1085 01:01:52,067 --> 01:01:53,497 - What? 1086 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:55,230 - [Emmanuelle] Surely, you've heard of the new clothing. 1087 01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:58,573 It's made from special silk and Egyptian threads, 1088 01:01:58,567 --> 01:02:01,297 stunningly beautiful, yet seemingly invisible 1089 01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:03,700 to most common folk. 1090 01:02:04,367 --> 01:02:06,297 - Why, yes, of course I've heard 1091 01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:08,270 of the Emperor's new clothes. 1092 01:02:08,267 --> 01:02:11,427 It was the talk of the land for quite some time. 1093 01:02:11,433 --> 01:02:13,273 - Isn't it elegant? 1094 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:18,370 Daring, yet subtle at the same time? 1095 01:02:18,633 --> 01:02:23,103 - And, invisible to the simple, you said? 1096 01:02:23,733 --> 01:02:26,673 - More like stupid. 1097 01:02:27,100 --> 01:02:31,130 But, I'm sure a smart, intelligent man like yourself 1098 01:02:31,133 --> 01:02:34,873 can appreciate the craftsmanship of the design. 1099 01:02:34,867 --> 01:02:38,897 - Yes, very nice. It brings out your eyes. 1100 01:02:38,900 --> 01:02:41,070 - [Emmanuelle] So, why was I arrested? 1101 01:02:41,067 --> 01:02:43,427 I mean, what's so indecent about this outfit 1102 01:02:43,433 --> 01:02:45,103 when all the queens and princesses 1103 01:02:45,100 --> 01:02:47,330 will be wearing it by next week? 1104 01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:51,433 - Why, there's nothing indecent about it. 1105 01:02:51,433 --> 01:02:54,803 The arresting officer must've made a mistake. 1106 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,670 You're free to go. 1107 01:02:57,733 --> 01:02:59,903 I have to get one of of those dresses for my wife 1108 01:02:59,900 --> 01:03:01,330 as soon as they hit the market. 1109 01:03:01,333 --> 01:03:04,573 - [Emmanuelle] Good day. - [Warden] Wait, Emmanuelle. 1110 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:08,300 How about a coat to go with that dress? 1111 01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:11,070 You see, I'm afraid some of my other officers 1112 01:03:11,067 --> 01:03:14,397 may not share my fashion sense. 1113 01:03:17,133 --> 01:03:22,133 (donkey braying) 1114 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:31,670 (elegant acoustic guitar music) 1115 01:03:52,567 --> 01:03:55,767 - Excuse me, is this seat taken? 1116 01:03:55,767 --> 01:03:58,067 - No. Be my guest. 1117 01:03:58,067 --> 01:03:59,827 - Thanks. (magical chime) 1118 01:04:01,267 --> 01:04:03,967 - I am so sorry. 1119 01:04:03,967 --> 01:04:06,627 I'm still trying to get a hang of these powers. 1120 01:04:08,267 --> 01:04:11,097 - It's okay, but wait. 1121 01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:12,530 Powers? 1122 01:04:12,533 --> 01:04:14,973 What are you, some kind of sorcerer? 1123 01:04:14,967 --> 01:04:17,067 - Sorcerer's apprentice, actually. (chuckles) 1124 01:04:17,067 --> 01:04:20,397 I just started working for Merlin up at the Royal Castle. 1125 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,970 We ran into a little bit of a water problem though. 1126 01:04:23,967 --> 01:04:26,197 I asked a broom to fetch some for me. 1127 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:27,900 It turned out to be a big mess. 1128 01:04:27,900 --> 01:04:30,770 Boss got really pissed. (splashing and shattering) 1129 01:04:34,267 --> 01:04:36,497 I'm so sorry. 1130 01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:38,070 - No, no, no. Don't-- 1131 01:04:38,067 --> 01:04:39,227 - Let me help you. 1132 01:04:39,233 --> 01:04:40,403 - It's quite all right. I'll take care of it. 1133 01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,830 You just sit down and enjoy the show. 1134 01:04:44,267 --> 01:04:46,727 - As you can see, I'm still a little wet behind the ears. 1135 01:04:46,733 --> 01:04:49,433 (hoots) Name's Mikey. 1136 01:04:49,867 --> 01:04:51,367 - Emmanuelle. 1137 01:04:53,167 --> 01:04:54,597 Don't worry about it. 1138 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:57,100 I met a boy trying to fetch some water the other day. 1139 01:04:57,100 --> 01:04:59,570 Name was Jack. Had the same problem. 1140 01:04:59,567 --> 01:05:00,967 - [Mikey] Jack? - [Emmanuelle] Yeah. 1141 01:05:00,967 --> 01:05:03,627 - [Mikey] You mean their new star attraction? 1142 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,130 - [Voiceover] Ladies and gentlemen! 1143 01:05:06,133 --> 01:05:08,203 Please take your seat for Rosalita 1144 01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,870 and her magnificent jackass. 1145 01:05:10,867 --> 01:05:15,227 (audience applauds) 1146 01:05:18,467 --> 01:05:20,467 - Jack, what happened?! 1147 01:05:20,467 --> 01:05:22,127 - [Mikey] He stayed in the Land of Play for too long. 1148 01:05:22,133 --> 01:05:23,903 He and his friends were turned into animals. 1149 01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:25,100 That's what happens to boys 1150 01:05:25,100 --> 01:05:27,530 who only wanna play all day. 1151 01:05:27,533 --> 01:05:29,173 - That's horrible. 1152 01:05:29,167 --> 01:05:32,067 - [Mikey] Hey, at least he has a job now. 1153 01:05:32,933 --> 01:05:35,203 - Job? What kind of job is this?! 1154 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:37,930 - Jack, tell them your story. 1155 01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:43,100 (upbeat Latin music) 1156 01:05:50,733 --> 01:05:54,903 * I was born a little boro in a fish tank 1157 01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:58,630 * Way down the Mexico way 1158 01:05:58,633 --> 01:06:01,433 * There were fish heads, fish tails 1159 01:06:01,433 --> 01:06:03,303 * Fish guts everywhere 1160 01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:06,770 * I had to get outta that place 1161 01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:11,070 * My dear mamacita, she told me 1162 01:06:11,067 --> 01:06:15,327 * Tijuana is the place to be 1163 01:06:15,333 --> 01:06:19,533 * There's always room in the spotlight 1164 01:06:19,533 --> 01:06:23,273 * For a jackass like me 1165 01:06:23,267 --> 01:06:25,667 * I'll be a sex donkey 1166 01:06:25,667 --> 01:06:28,627 * Ooh, a sex donkey, yeah 1167 01:06:28,633 --> 01:06:32,533 * Sex donkey in Tijuana 1168 01:06:32,533 --> 01:06:37,333 * I'll be the star of my very own late-night show 1169 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,770 * Whoa-whoa 1170 01:06:39,933 --> 01:06:43,633 * I'm a buccaneer bull with long, long 1171 01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:45,633 * Way to go 1172 01:06:48,067 --> 01:06:52,167 * So I headed on down the long highway 1173 01:06:52,167 --> 01:06:56,227 * That leads to the promised land 1174 01:06:56,233 --> 01:07:01,073 * And all the broken bottles by the side of the road 1175 01:07:01,067 --> 01:07:05,097 * Sparkled like diamonds in the sand 1176 01:07:05,100 --> 01:07:09,130 * And Carlos Coyote, Rodriguez the rooster 1177 01:07:09,133 --> 01:07:13,273 * And Celio the snake wanted to join my band 1178 01:07:13,267 --> 01:07:15,267 * So I said, "Okay, boys 1179 01:07:15,267 --> 01:07:17,367 * "Let's hear what you can do" 1180 01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:19,367 * Ah-one, ah-two 1181 01:07:19,367 --> 01:07:21,597 * Uno, dos, tres, quatro 1182 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:24,630 (shrill yells) 1183 01:07:24,633 --> 01:07:26,933 * Oh, no, no, no 1184 01:07:26,933 --> 01:07:29,133 * If ya wanna be in my band 1185 01:07:29,133 --> 01:07:31,633 * You gotta sing my song 1186 01:07:31,633 --> 01:07:35,103 * And my song goes like this 1187 01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:37,430 * I'll be a sex donkey 1188 01:07:37,433 --> 01:07:39,533 * He's a sex donkey 1189 01:07:39,533 --> 01:07:44,203 * Ooh, a (whip) sex donkey in Tijuana 1190 01:07:44,433 --> 01:07:49,073 * I'll be the star of my very own late-night show 1191 01:07:49,633 --> 01:07:51,633 * And watch us talk 1192 01:07:51,633 --> 01:07:55,703 * I'm a buccaneer bull with a long, long 1193 01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:57,500 * Way to go 1194 01:07:57,633 --> 01:08:00,403 * Do the donkey 1195 01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:05,100 (trumpet solo) 1196 01:08:10,100 --> 01:08:13,430 * I survived for many long, hot days in the desert sun 1197 01:08:13,433 --> 01:08:16,303 * Finally reached our destination 1198 01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:21,070 * Tijuana, land of dreams 1199 01:08:21,067 --> 01:08:24,397 * Swimming pools, movie stars 1200 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:28,600 * So we went into Rosie's Cantina 1201 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:32,470 * To wash that (mumbles) 1202 01:08:32,933 --> 01:08:37,503 * That's when that first saw my Rosalita 1203 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:41,470 * Loveliest stripper in the whole dang town 1204 01:08:41,467 --> 01:08:45,467 * I looked in her eyes, and she looked at my eyes 1205 01:08:45,467 --> 01:08:49,127 * And we knew that it was meant to be 1206 01:08:49,133 --> 01:08:53,333 * Since then she's been my leading lady 1207 01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:57,333 * And I'm her leading donkey 1208 01:08:57,333 --> 01:09:01,633 * 'Cause I'm a sex donkey, he's a sex donkey 1209 01:09:01,633 --> 01:09:06,333 * Oh, a sex donkey in Tijuana 1210 01:09:06,333 --> 01:09:11,273 * I'm the star of my very own late-night show 1211 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:13,700 * Look out, David Letterman 1212 01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:18,470 * I'm a buccaneer bull with a long, long 1213 01:09:18,467 --> 01:09:21,497 * Long, long way to go 1214 01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:23,130 * Whoo 1215 01:09:24,067 --> 01:09:28,267 * 'Cause I'm a sex donkey, he's a sex donkey 1216 01:09:28,267 --> 01:09:32,427 * I'm a sex donkey in Tijuana 1217 01:09:32,433 --> 01:09:37,173 * I'm a sex donkey, he's a sex donkey 1218 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:40,570 * Sex donkey in Tijuana 1219 01:09:40,567 --> 01:09:45,127 * I'm a sex donkey, he's a sex donkey 1220 01:09:45,633 --> 01:09:49,503 * Sex donkey in Tijuana 1221 01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:52,700 * Oh, my god 1222 01:09:53,567 --> 01:09:55,827 * It's a real donkey 1223 01:09:55,833 --> 01:09:58,133 * Oh, my God 1224 01:10:01,533 --> 01:10:03,473 - Are you all right? 1225 01:10:03,467 --> 01:10:05,327 - I have to get back to my blimp. 1226 01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:07,833 I mean, this is too crazy. 1227 01:10:07,833 --> 01:10:11,433 I'm open-minded and all, but I mean, come on! 1228 01:10:12,233 --> 01:10:14,403 - Perhaps I can help. 1229 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,270 Where is this 1230 01:10:16,267 --> 01:10:18,197 blimp? 1231 01:10:18,667 --> 01:10:20,827 - In another universe. 1232 01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:25,200 You see, we were traveling through a wormhole, 1233 01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:28,130 got sucked in, and-- - [Mikey] Oh, my. 1234 01:10:28,133 --> 01:10:30,673 - [Mikey] You're not from this world, are you? 1235 01:10:30,667 --> 01:10:31,797 - [Emmanuelle] No. 1236 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:33,070 - Okay, well then, 1237 01:10:33,067 --> 01:10:34,797 you need to come back to the castle with me. 1238 01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:36,030 Merlin will know what to do. 1239 01:10:36,033 --> 01:10:39,833 In fact, it's his job to take care of visitors. 1240 01:10:40,267 --> 01:10:42,867 - Okay, all right. Let's go. 1241 01:10:42,867 --> 01:10:45,897 - [Mikey] Just let me conjure up some transportation. 1242 01:10:46,567 --> 01:10:49,067 (magical chime) 1243 01:10:50,033 --> 01:10:51,003 - Scooters? 1244 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,930 - My own invention. 1245 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,230 - Really? 1246 01:10:56,233 --> 01:10:58,603 - Okay, well not really my own idea, 1247 01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:01,970 but they really are stupendous. 1248 01:11:01,967 --> 01:11:05,627 Good for the environment because they're human powered. 1249 01:11:05,633 --> 01:11:08,673 You can go up to two miles per hour. 1250 01:11:08,667 --> 01:11:10,597 They really are the way for the future. 1251 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,730 (hoots) Hop on! 1252 01:11:12,733 --> 01:11:14,833 - [Carmine] Don't mind if I do. 1253 01:11:14,833 --> 01:11:15,903 - Hey! 1254 01:11:16,433 --> 01:11:18,603 Carmine, good to see you again. 1255 01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:21,070 - [Carmine] My tip paid off, I see. 1256 01:11:21,067 --> 01:11:22,467 - Yes. 1257 01:11:22,467 --> 01:11:23,797 Mikey says Merlin can help me, 1258 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:26,070 so we're heading back to the castle right now. 1259 01:11:26,067 --> 01:11:27,927 - [Carmine] Plenty of princesses at the castle. 1260 01:11:27,933 --> 01:11:29,303 Mind if I tag along? 1261 01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:30,900 - Mikey, can he come? 1262 01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:33,070 - [Carmine] If you hold me, I can. 1263 01:11:34,067 --> 01:11:36,067 - Hey, was that some kind of crude-- 1264 01:11:36,067 --> 01:11:38,427 - [Carmine] No! Get your mind outta the gutter, lady. 1265 01:11:38,433 --> 01:11:41,073 You've been inside Rosie's Cantina for too long. 1266 01:11:41,067 --> 01:11:42,927 - That's for sure. 1267 01:11:45,833 --> 01:11:48,303 - This is my favorite part! 1268 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:53,400 (peaceful orchestra music) 1269 01:11:58,133 --> 01:12:01,873 - [Voiceover] Ooh, looks like someone had a wicked night. 1270 01:12:01,867 --> 01:12:05,067 - It's good to be the Queen. (giggles) 1271 01:12:06,167 --> 01:12:08,397 - [Voiceover] If you say so. 1272 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,130 - That's it. 1273 01:12:11,233 --> 01:12:13,803 Mirror, mirror in the hall. 1274 01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:15,400 - [Voiceover] I'm not in the hall. 1275 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,730 - You wanna bet?! 1276 01:12:19,733 --> 01:12:21,973 - [Voiceover] Hey, watch it. I'm delicate. 1277 01:12:21,967 --> 01:12:24,697 If you break me, that's seven years bad luck. 1278 01:12:24,700 --> 01:12:27,300 - It'll still be better than listening to your big mouth. 1279 01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:28,430 - [Voiceover] But then, who's going to help you 1280 01:12:28,433 --> 01:12:30,073 get rid of Emmanuelle? 1281 01:12:30,067 --> 01:12:32,367 - Emmanuelle's in jail. Remember? 1282 01:12:32,367 --> 01:12:34,767 - [Voiceover] Not anymore. 1283 01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:36,327 - What're you talking about? 1284 01:12:36,333 --> 01:12:37,803 - [Voiceover] She was let out on the Emperor's 1285 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:41,430 new clothes clause, and is on her way to the castle. 1286 01:12:41,433 --> 01:12:42,803 - My castle? 1287 01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:45,370 - [Voiceover] It's the King's castle, technically. 1288 01:12:46,233 --> 01:12:48,103 - What am I gonna do? 1289 01:12:48,100 --> 01:12:50,130 I try and kill her, that doesn't work. 1290 01:12:50,133 --> 01:12:52,503 I lock her up, she escapes. 1291 01:12:53,067 --> 01:12:55,567 Her beauty can't be stopped. 1292 01:12:56,267 --> 01:12:57,527 Beauty. 1293 01:12:58,100 --> 01:12:59,770 Hold on a second. 1294 01:13:00,067 --> 01:13:02,227 Why didn't I think of that before? 1295 01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:05,070 - [Voiceover] What are you getting at? 1296 01:13:05,067 --> 01:13:06,367 - [Queen] People who have money, 1297 01:13:06,367 --> 01:13:07,827 what do they want? 1298 01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:09,173 More money. 1299 01:13:09,167 --> 01:13:11,067 It's the same with people who are beautiful. 1300 01:13:11,067 --> 01:13:13,697 You can never be too pretty. 1301 01:13:13,700 --> 01:13:16,330 Improvements can always be made. 1302 01:13:18,133 --> 01:13:22,173 (bubbling) 1303 01:13:22,167 --> 01:13:23,627 - [Voiceover] Oh, you're not going to try 1304 01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:26,133 to make Emmanuelle eat one of your ... 1305 01:13:26,133 --> 01:13:27,933 - Magic apples. 1306 01:13:27,933 --> 01:13:29,833 That's right. 1307 01:13:29,833 --> 01:13:32,073 One bite, and ba-boom. 1308 01:13:32,067 --> 01:13:33,567 Emmanuelle's perfect figure 1309 01:13:33,567 --> 01:13:35,897 will be a thing of the past. 1310 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,770 Hello? Get me security. 1311 01:13:42,767 --> 01:13:45,097 (bubbling) 1312 01:13:45,100 --> 01:13:47,070 - [Mikey] I win. 1313 01:13:47,067 --> 01:13:49,167 And, we're here! (giggles) 1314 01:13:52,567 --> 01:13:54,067 We're here to see Merlin. 1315 01:13:54,067 --> 01:13:55,897 - And, who are we? 1316 01:13:57,067 --> 01:13:58,597 - Well, you're guards. 1317 01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:00,670 - No, I mean who are you? 1318 01:14:00,667 --> 01:14:02,497 - But you said, "Who are we?" 1319 01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:04,170 - We, was referring to you. 1320 01:14:04,167 --> 01:14:06,627 Look, it isn't important. Just answer the question. 1321 01:14:06,633 --> 01:14:08,103 - [Carmine] What question? 1322 01:14:08,100 --> 01:14:10,100 - Who wishes to see Merlin? 1323 01:14:11,067 --> 01:14:12,427 - We do. 1324 01:14:13,067 --> 01:14:15,197 - [Deuce] Stand aside, Ace. I'll handle this. 1325 01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:16,530 It's very simple, really. 1326 01:14:16,533 --> 01:14:18,373 We, being guards of the castle, 1327 01:14:18,367 --> 01:14:20,497 we should know who you, being outsiders to the castle, 1328 01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:22,370 are, who, uh ... 1329 01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:25,797 wishes to see Merlin. 1330 01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:27,070 See? 1331 01:14:28,133 --> 01:14:29,573 Does that make sense? 1332 01:14:29,567 --> 01:14:31,827 - I had a bit of trouble following it towards the end. 1333 01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:34,133 - Well, you know who I am. 1334 01:14:34,133 --> 01:14:35,303 - We do? 1335 01:14:35,300 --> 01:14:37,600 - I'm Mikey, Merlin's new apprentice? 1336 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:39,570 - Oh, yes. I got that memo. 1337 01:14:39,567 --> 01:14:40,867 - Well, I didn't. 1338 01:14:40,867 --> 01:14:42,427 - Well, we're allowed to let him in. 1339 01:14:42,433 --> 01:14:43,803 - What about the other two? 1340 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:45,970 - I'm Emmanuelle. 1341 01:14:45,967 --> 01:14:47,167 - Never heard of you. 1342 01:14:47,167 --> 01:14:48,597 - I did. The Queen wants to see you. 1343 01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:49,870 - Since when? 1344 01:14:49,867 --> 01:14:51,627 - Since she called down earlier. 1345 01:14:51,633 --> 01:14:53,573 - So, can we come in? 1346 01:14:53,567 --> 01:14:55,967 - [Deuce] She can, you can't. - [Ace] You can, she can't. 1347 01:14:55,967 --> 01:14:57,197 - [Deuce] I'm only allowed - [Ace] I'm only allowed 1348 01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:58,400 - [Deuce] To let her in. - [Ace] To let him in. 1349 01:14:58,400 --> 01:14:59,700 - [Ace] You can go in. 1350 01:14:59,700 --> 01:15:01,470 - And I'm taking Emmanuelle to see the Queen. 1351 01:15:01,467 --> 01:15:02,597 - [Ace] Fine. - [Deuce] Great. 1352 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,630 - What about Carmine? 1353 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:07,430 - [Ace] I don't remember anything about a frog. 1354 01:15:07,433 --> 01:15:08,903 - Yeah, me neither. 1355 01:15:08,900 --> 01:15:10,900 - [Carmine] I'm actually a prince who's been cursed. 1356 01:15:10,900 --> 01:15:12,670 - Oh, well princes are allowed in the castle. 1357 01:15:12,667 --> 01:15:14,467 - Absolutely. 1358 01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:17,500 - I'll take Carmine to see Merlin. 1359 01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:18,700 We'll see what he can do. 1360 01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:19,670 - [Ace] Excuse me, Miss. 1361 01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:21,867 Your flower seems to be wilting. 1362 01:15:21,867 --> 01:15:23,097 - Blame it on props. 1363 01:15:23,100 --> 01:15:25,130 - Well, we'll have to get you a fresher flower 1364 01:15:25,133 --> 01:15:26,403 if you are to see the Queen. 1365 01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:27,800 Follow me. 1366 01:15:29,067 --> 01:15:31,167 (knocking at door) 1367 01:15:34,467 --> 01:15:35,467 - [Voiceover] Who is it? 1368 01:15:35,467 --> 01:15:37,397 - Ace and Deuce. Let us in. 1369 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,770 - [Voiceover] No thanks, we've already got one. 1370 01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:42,100 They're very nice. 1371 01:15:47,367 --> 01:15:49,627 - You wanted to see me? 1372 01:15:49,633 --> 01:15:51,333 - Yes! 1373 01:15:52,167 --> 01:15:55,927 I like to personally greet all strangers to my kingdom. 1374 01:15:55,933 --> 01:15:58,633 So, tell me. What brings you to these parts? 1375 01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:00,600 - Lost. 1376 01:16:00,667 --> 01:16:02,927 I fell out of the sky, and-- 1377 01:16:02,933 --> 01:16:06,333 - Oh, yes. I've heard that before. (chuckles) 1378 01:16:06,333 --> 01:16:08,933 So please, make yourself comfortable. 1379 01:16:08,933 --> 01:16:11,973 Take off your coat. Stay a while. 1380 01:16:11,967 --> 01:16:14,167 - That's awfully nice of you, 1381 01:16:14,167 --> 01:16:18,197 but I had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction 1382 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:19,830 when I first got here. 1383 01:16:19,833 --> 01:16:21,203 - Oh? 1384 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,730 What kind of malfunction? 1385 01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:27,870 - No wardrobe? 1386 01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:30,800 - Well, I see. 1387 01:16:31,533 --> 01:16:33,273 Not a problem. 1388 01:16:33,833 --> 01:16:35,903 You can put on one of my dresses. 1389 01:16:35,900 --> 01:16:38,200 - [Emmanuelle] That's very kind of you, Your Majesty, 1390 01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:40,600 but I couldn't. 1391 01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:43,500 - [Queen] Can't have you running around naked, 1392 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:46,130 showing off all that young, 1393 01:16:46,133 --> 01:16:49,233 firm, nubile flesh, 1394 01:16:49,233 --> 01:16:51,303 now can we? 1395 01:16:51,300 --> 01:16:53,930 Here. Put this on. 1396 01:17:00,167 --> 01:17:02,067 - It's, um, 1397 01:17:02,067 --> 01:17:04,067 a bit big, isn't it? 1398 01:17:05,067 --> 01:17:07,527 - [Queen] Oh, we can fix that. 1399 01:17:08,133 --> 01:17:11,603 One bite of one of these apples, 1400 01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:14,900 you'll be able to fill that dress out in no time. 1401 01:17:15,900 --> 01:17:18,270 - I don't understand. 1402 01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:20,827 - Why, these are magical apples. 1403 01:17:20,833 --> 01:17:23,533 They have certain properties that, uh, 1404 01:17:23,533 --> 01:17:26,173 shall we say, make a woman more 1405 01:17:26,167 --> 01:17:28,127 well endowed on top? 1406 01:17:28,133 --> 01:17:30,573 You know, bigger. 1407 01:17:30,567 --> 01:17:31,597 Ample. 1408 01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:32,900 Stacked. 1409 01:17:32,900 --> 01:17:34,770 Boob-a-licious. 1410 01:17:34,767 --> 01:17:36,467 (Emmanuelle nervously chuckles) 1411 01:17:36,467 --> 01:17:38,667 - I'm not sure I wanna be-- 1412 01:17:38,667 --> 01:17:40,327 - Oh, no, no, no. Here. 1413 01:17:40,333 --> 01:17:42,173 Let me explain the advantages. 1414 01:17:42,167 --> 01:17:43,427 Mirror! 1415 01:17:43,433 --> 01:17:45,103 Music. 1416 01:17:48,667 --> 01:17:50,727 * New boobs 1417 01:17:50,733 --> 01:17:54,373 * Who knew you could have 'em too 1418 01:17:54,633 --> 01:17:58,133 * Those magical, new boobs 1419 01:17:58,133 --> 01:17:59,573 * You want them 1420 01:17:59,567 --> 01:18:02,067 * You're overdue 1421 01:18:02,667 --> 01:18:04,897 * And she goes, bump-ee-ump 1422 01:18:04,900 --> 01:18:06,500 * Bump-bump-ee-ump 1423 01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:08,600 * And they'll grow, bump-ee-ump 1424 01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:11,170 * Bump-bump-ee-ump, and she knows 1425 01:18:11,167 --> 01:18:13,927 * Bump-ee-ump, Bump-bump-ee-ump 1426 01:18:13,933 --> 01:18:16,073 * Oh, yeah 1427 01:18:16,833 --> 01:18:20,233 * Supersize me with new boobs 1428 01:18:20,233 --> 01:18:24,133 * Tantalize me with new boobs 1429 01:18:25,467 --> 01:18:27,627 * You'll lose 1430 01:18:27,633 --> 01:18:31,473 * If you can't get your new boobs 1431 01:18:31,467 --> 01:18:34,927 * Expandable, new boobs 1432 01:18:34,933 --> 01:18:39,333 * They're the ones the best girls choose 1433 01:18:40,267 --> 01:18:43,427 * Bump-ba-da-dum-ba-da-da-dum 1434 01:18:43,433 --> 01:18:47,703 * Bah-da-dum-bah-da-dum-bah-da-da-bump 1435 01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:51,400 * Bump-ba-da-dum-ba-da-da-dum 1436 01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:53,630 * Bump-ba-da-dum 1437 01:18:53,633 --> 01:18:57,203 * What every girl needs is new boobs 1438 01:18:57,200 --> 01:19:01,470 * To boost your self-esteem, it's new boobs 1439 01:19:01,467 --> 01:19:04,897 * Marvelous, new boobs 1440 01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:12,400 - So, what do ya say? 1441 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:14,500 Bigger is better? 1442 01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:16,870 - Maybe for those who are constantly 1443 01:19:16,867 --> 01:19:18,697 trying to impress others, 1444 01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:20,230 or, for some reason or another, 1445 01:19:20,233 --> 01:19:22,133 need to feel better about themselves. 1446 01:19:22,133 --> 01:19:25,503 But, I like myself just the way I am. 1447 01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:27,630 - Well, you'll still be yourself. 1448 01:19:27,633 --> 01:19:29,803 There'll just be more of you. 1449 01:19:30,967 --> 01:19:33,327 - No thanks. I'll pass. 1450 01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:36,973 - Just (giggles), just one bite. 1451 01:19:36,967 --> 01:19:39,697 Tastes great. More filling. 1452 01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:42,530 An apple a day keeps the plastic surgeon away. 1453 01:19:42,533 --> 01:19:45,073 - I don't need one. I'm good. 1454 01:19:45,067 --> 01:19:47,867 - I know. That's the problem. 1455 01:19:47,867 --> 01:19:49,567 You're too good. 1456 01:19:49,567 --> 01:19:51,567 All of you are just too good, 1457 01:19:51,567 --> 01:19:54,097 with your sweet smiles, and your naturalities, 1458 01:19:54,100 --> 01:19:55,700 and your stunning dispositions. 1459 01:19:55,700 --> 01:19:58,370 And would you quit with the God damn music already?! 1460 01:19:58,367 --> 01:20:00,097 (record scratches) - [Voiceover] Sorry. 1461 01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:01,470 - I think I'll be going. 1462 01:20:01,467 --> 01:20:03,067 - [Queen] No. 1463 01:20:04,067 --> 01:20:05,727 Eat the apple. 1464 01:20:05,733 --> 01:20:07,033 Eat it. 1465 01:20:07,033 --> 01:20:08,603 - No. 1466 01:20:09,700 --> 01:20:11,430 - Gregory! 1467 01:20:13,167 --> 01:20:16,697 Show her the same treatment you gave Snow White. 1468 01:20:22,300 --> 01:20:23,800 - My queen, my queen! 1469 01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:25,200 Great news! 1470 01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:27,130 Snow White is back! 1471 01:20:27,133 --> 01:20:29,333 A valiant prince has found her living in the woods 1472 01:20:29,333 --> 01:20:31,373 with a bunch of dwarves. 1473 01:20:31,367 --> 01:20:32,497 They're bound to be married. 1474 01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:34,500 I have to tell the King! Oh, joy! 1475 01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:36,670 Oh, happy day! 1476 01:20:36,667 --> 01:20:38,327 (Gregory nervously chuckles) 1477 01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:42,700 - I'm a lover, not a killer. 1478 01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:47,000 - [Voiceover] I could've told you that. 1479 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,870 - [Queen] What? 1480 01:20:48,867 --> 01:20:51,427 You knew Snow White was still alive?! 1481 01:20:51,433 --> 01:20:53,433 - [Voiceover] You're asking questions that you do not wish 1482 01:20:53,433 --> 01:20:55,603 to hear the answer to, my Queen. 1483 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:56,900 - Emmanuelle, 1484 01:20:56,900 --> 01:20:59,200 Merlin wants to see you in his tower, right now. 1485 01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:01,470 - That's not soon enough. 1486 01:21:01,467 --> 01:21:02,867 Let's go. 1487 01:21:03,467 --> 01:21:06,127 - Mirror, mirror, do not stall. 1488 01:21:06,133 --> 01:21:09,533 I want the truth. I want it all. 1489 01:21:09,533 --> 01:21:11,703 - [Voiceover] What do you wish to know? 1490 01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:14,800 - How many others am I going to have to deal with? 1491 01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:16,330 - [Voiceover] Other, what? 1492 01:21:16,333 --> 01:21:17,833 - Princesses! 1493 01:21:17,833 --> 01:21:20,433 - [Voiceover] Well, there's Princess Aurora. 1494 01:21:20,433 --> 01:21:22,203 She's a real sleeping beauty, 1495 01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:24,200 but she was just awakened by Prince Thomas, 1496 01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:26,270 and is heading back here. 1497 01:21:26,267 --> 01:21:28,827 A common girl, named Belle, fell in love with a beast, 1498 01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:30,703 but funny thing, (chuckles) 1499 01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:33,470 turns out he's actually a prince. 1500 01:21:33,467 --> 01:21:35,127 They fell in love and plan to wed, 1501 01:21:35,133 --> 01:21:37,403 which would make her a princess. 1502 01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:38,700 Then, there's Prince Charming, 1503 01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:41,070 who finally located that girl from the ball, 1504 01:21:41,067 --> 01:21:43,467 the clumsy one who lost her shoe. 1505 01:21:43,467 --> 01:21:46,697 Oh, and there's that mute girl who's been wandering around. 1506 01:21:46,700 --> 01:21:50,170 Can't say a word, but can swim like a fish! 1507 01:21:50,167 --> 01:21:52,727 Well, if she gets a prince to kiss her, 1508 01:21:52,733 --> 01:21:54,073 then she gets back her voice, 1509 01:21:54,067 --> 01:21:56,867 and they live happily ever after! 1510 01:22:00,767 --> 01:22:02,367 - I can't win. 1511 01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:05,730 Uh-oh. 1512 01:22:06,767 --> 01:22:09,797 (deep growls) 1513 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:12,870 Mirror, mirror, before we fall, 1514 01:22:12,867 --> 01:22:14,797 who is the biggest of them all? 1515 01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:17,700 - [Voiceover] The female giant at the top of the beanstalk. 1516 01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:18,900 - Oh. 1517 01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:20,670 Go fuck yourself! 1518 01:22:20,667 --> 01:22:24,267 (chaotic orchestra music) 1519 01:22:24,267 --> 01:22:27,327 (painful screaming) 1520 01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:29,133 - You don't belong here. 1521 01:22:29,133 --> 01:22:31,073 - No argument there. 1522 01:22:31,067 --> 01:22:32,567 - [Merlin] You see, I ... 1523 01:22:32,567 --> 01:22:34,327 And now, Mikey, 1524 01:22:34,333 --> 01:22:36,673 have been appointed by Old King Cole 1525 01:22:36,667 --> 01:22:39,567 to protect the kingdom from alien visitors. 1526 01:22:39,567 --> 01:22:41,067 - [Emmanuelle] So, you guys are like 1527 01:22:41,067 --> 01:22:42,967 the Men in Black of this world? 1528 01:22:42,967 --> 01:22:44,297 (Mikey giggles) 1529 01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:46,600 - Funny you should say that. (giggles) 1530 01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:49,870 - [Merlin] You see, we're planning something really special. 1531 01:22:49,867 --> 01:22:52,067 Just because I'm over 1,000 years old, 1532 01:22:52,067 --> 01:22:54,067 people just assume that I'm not ... 1533 01:22:54,067 --> 01:22:55,667 What are those two words? 1534 01:22:55,667 --> 01:22:56,467 - Hip and cool? 1535 01:22:56,467 --> 01:22:57,767 - That. 1536 01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:01,070 - I can see their point. 1537 01:23:04,067 --> 01:23:05,627 - Really? 1538 01:23:06,833 --> 01:23:07,973 Hit it. 1539 01:23:07,967 --> 01:23:12,867 (Mikey beatboxes) 1540 01:23:18,767 --> 01:23:20,167 Not you! 1541 01:23:25,833 --> 01:23:27,333 (chuckles) 1542 01:23:28,633 --> 01:23:29,903 Hit it! 1543 01:23:29,900 --> 01:23:34,900 (funky hip-hop beat) 1544 01:23:42,167 --> 01:23:45,667 (sweeping) 1545 01:23:47,100 --> 01:23:49,470 * We are the genuine article, here to say 1546 01:23:49,467 --> 01:23:51,567 * A-workin' for the government, and that ain't hangin' 1547 01:23:51,567 --> 01:23:53,627 * We chase creepy creatures from outer space 1548 01:23:53,633 --> 01:23:55,773 * Bet ya don't know they're all over the place 1549 01:23:55,767 --> 01:23:59,267 * Uh-huh, uh-huh 1550 01:24:00,067 --> 01:24:03,567 * Uh-huh, uh-huh (sweeping) 1551 01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:08,230 * Keepin' the cosmos cool 1552 01:24:15,567 --> 01:24:17,627 * Makin' it safe for the planet to survive 1553 01:24:17,633 --> 01:24:19,833 * We're reppin' up aliens from nine to five 1554 01:24:19,833 --> 01:24:21,073 * They're workin' on our steeze 1555 01:24:21,067 --> 01:24:22,467 * They look like you and me 1556 01:24:22,467 --> 01:24:24,167 * Be careful what ya say, be careful who ya see 1557 01:24:24,167 --> 01:24:27,267 * Uh-huh, uh-huh 1558 01:24:28,333 --> 01:24:31,803 * Uh-huh, uh-huh 1559 01:24:32,933 --> 01:24:37,073 * Keepin' the cosmos cool (sweeping) 1560 01:24:39,467 --> 01:24:44,267 (funky hip-hop beat) 1561 01:25:08,067 --> 01:25:09,897 * Cool, cool, cool 1562 01:25:14,867 --> 01:25:17,497 - So, what did ya think? 1563 01:25:18,067 --> 01:25:20,467 - I think I'm ready to go home now. 1564 01:25:21,233 --> 01:25:22,173 - Groovy. 1565 01:25:22,167 --> 01:25:23,797 - [Pied Piper] Oh, excuse me. 1566 01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:25,400 I heard the music and thought this was 1567 01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:27,230 where the celebration was being held 1568 01:25:27,233 --> 01:25:29,233 for the princes and princesses. 1569 01:25:29,233 --> 01:25:30,603 - No, that's in the ballroom. 1570 01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:32,230 - [Pied Piper] Oh, dank ya. 1571 01:25:32,233 --> 01:25:34,833 One of the three fiddlers Old King Cole hired 1572 01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:37,803 couldn't make it, so I'm filling in. 1573 01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:40,300 And the Mad Hatter sent over some tea 1574 01:25:40,300 --> 01:25:43,730 to make the party extra special. 1575 01:25:44,433 --> 01:25:47,533 - I thought the princesses only like to kiss. 1576 01:25:47,533 --> 01:25:49,773 - Oh, not for long. 1577 01:25:49,767 --> 01:25:51,297 (recorder trills) 1578 01:25:54,933 --> 01:25:56,673 - Are you ready to go? 1579 01:25:56,800 --> 01:25:57,900 - Yes. 1580 01:25:58,867 --> 01:25:59,767 No. 1581 01:25:59,933 --> 01:26:01,303 What about Carmine? 1582 01:26:01,300 --> 01:26:02,770 Can you help him? 1583 01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:06,730 - He's the frog prince I brought in earlier. 1584 01:26:06,733 --> 01:26:08,133 - Oh, yes, yes, yes. 1585 01:26:08,133 --> 01:26:10,473 He's in the waiting room with that mute girl 1586 01:26:10,467 --> 01:26:12,627 that seems to want to speak. 1587 01:26:12,633 --> 01:26:14,373 I'll get to them later. 1588 01:26:14,367 --> 01:26:16,467 For now, why don't you step into that 1589 01:26:16,467 --> 01:26:18,597 little, round circle on the floor? 1590 01:26:20,333 --> 01:26:22,933 - The one that says, "Stand here"? 1591 01:26:23,267 --> 01:26:25,467 - [Merlin] Yes, that's the one. 1592 01:26:26,967 --> 01:26:30,897 (light jazz music) - [Voiceover] Now serving 275. 1593 01:26:30,900 --> 01:26:33,500 Merlin appreciates your business. Thank you. 1594 01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:38,100 (light jazz music) 1595 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:40,770 - [Carmine] So what are you here for? 1596 01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:47,770 What's the matter? 1597 01:26:47,767 --> 01:26:50,067 Got a frog in your throat? 1598 01:26:50,967 --> 01:26:52,627 Do you want one? 1599 01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:57,530 You have such a beautiful smile. 1600 01:26:57,533 --> 01:26:59,573 I would love to kiss you. 1601 01:27:06,300 --> 01:27:08,330 Oh, you won't be able to open it. 1602 01:27:09,667 --> 01:27:11,497 Oh, my God! You did it! 1603 01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:14,270 You did it! Yay, I'm free! 1604 01:27:14,267 --> 01:27:15,397 Free! 1605 01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:18,070 Now, just one little kiss. That's it. 1606 01:27:18,067 --> 01:27:20,667 Oh, I've waited so long. 1607 01:27:20,667 --> 01:27:21,967 Be gentle. 1608 01:27:23,067 --> 01:27:24,967 Just one kiss. 1609 01:27:25,333 --> 01:27:30,133 (magical harp strumming) 1610 01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:34,070 Oh, my God! You did it! 1611 01:27:35,067 --> 01:27:36,927 You turned me back into a prince! 1612 01:27:38,267 --> 01:27:39,667 That must make you ... 1613 01:27:39,667 --> 01:27:41,267 - Princess Areola! 1614 01:27:41,267 --> 01:27:42,767 - [Carmine] You can speak! 1615 01:27:42,767 --> 01:27:45,697 - But, my voice is back! 1616 01:27:46,667 --> 01:27:49,927 (magical harp strumming) - I can't tell you how good 1617 01:27:49,933 --> 01:27:52,073 it feels to be a human again. 1618 01:27:53,167 --> 01:27:55,197 Where did you come from? 1619 01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:56,370 - Where do I start? 1620 01:27:56,367 --> 01:27:58,067 Okay, so I used to be this mermaid 1621 01:27:58,067 --> 01:27:59,467 swimming around in the ocean, 1622 01:27:59,467 --> 01:28:02,267 and then I found this prince, and I saved his life. 1623 01:28:02,267 --> 01:28:03,467 So, I wanted to be human, 1624 01:28:03,467 --> 01:28:05,127 so I went to the Sea Witch, 1625 01:28:05,133 --> 01:28:07,773 and she gave me legs in exchange for my voice! 1626 01:28:07,767 --> 01:28:09,127 - Okay, I got it. 1627 01:28:09,133 --> 01:28:11,073 - Then, she told me that I had to find a prince, 1628 01:28:11,067 --> 01:28:14,067 and make him fall in love with me, and kiss me. 1629 01:28:14,067 --> 01:28:15,467 - [Areola] I couldn't a word-- - [Carmine] Yes, okay. 1630 01:28:15,467 --> 01:28:16,797 - [Areola] About my story-- - [Carmine] That's enough. 1631 01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:18,230 - [Areola] To anybody! - [Carmine] Yes, okay. 1632 01:28:18,233 --> 01:28:19,333 - [Areola] So, everybody thought I was this stupid, 1633 01:28:19,333 --> 01:28:20,403 dumb, mute girl. 1634 01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:21,930 Nobody wanted to kiss me! 1635 01:28:21,933 --> 01:28:23,133 I came close a few times, 1636 01:28:23,133 --> 01:28:25,803 but every single time, something came up. 1637 01:28:25,800 --> 01:28:26,830 - [Carmine] Please be quiet. - [Areola] Before I could ... 1638 01:28:26,833 --> 01:28:28,473 - [Areola] Go all the way! 1639 01:28:28,467 --> 01:28:29,927 And then, you wouldn't believe what happened! 1640 01:28:29,933 --> 01:28:31,373 - [Carmine] Don't tell me. - [Areola] Prince came along. 1641 01:28:31,367 --> 01:28:32,797 - [Areola] But he fell in love with this temple girl. 1642 01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:34,500 Then, my sisters gave me a knife 1643 01:28:34,500 --> 01:28:35,870 to kill the Prince, but I didn't 1644 01:28:35,867 --> 01:28:37,327 go through with it! - [Carmine] Shut up! 1645 01:28:37,333 --> 01:28:39,603 - [Areola] So, I went into the sea, and I (mumbles). 1646 01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:41,070 - Goodbye, Emmanuelle. 1647 01:28:41,067 --> 01:28:45,767 (magical harp strumming) Here. 1648 01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:48,533 - And, what am I supposed to do with this? 1649 01:28:48,533 --> 01:28:51,773 - [Merlin] I think you can use your imagination. 1650 01:28:53,067 --> 01:28:56,427 Base-ah-me-cool-oh. 1651 01:28:56,967 --> 01:29:01,967 (mysterious chaotic chiming) 1652 01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:12,200 (moves into eerie violin music) 1653 01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:19,070 Now, that wasn't supposed to happen. 1654 01:29:20,667 --> 01:29:21,927 - Can I keep it? 1655 01:29:21,933 --> 01:29:23,873 - [Merlin] Sell it on eBay. 1656 01:29:28,300 --> 01:29:30,870 - [Sanders] Well, we tried our best. 1657 01:29:31,300 --> 01:29:34,070 - She can't just be gone. 1658 01:29:34,067 --> 01:29:35,527 - These are the dangers 1659 01:29:35,533 --> 01:29:38,473 of traveling through alternate dimensions. 1660 01:29:38,467 --> 01:29:41,127 - [William] I'm so sorry. 1661 01:29:42,300 --> 01:29:44,870 - [Sanders] Shut down the machine, Doctor. 1662 01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:49,733 - [Dr. Blue] I'm not giving up. 1663 01:29:49,733 --> 01:29:51,903 She's out there. I will find her. 1664 01:29:51,900 --> 01:29:53,200 (bang) 1665 01:29:53,267 --> 01:29:54,197 - [William] That's strange. 1666 01:29:54,200 --> 01:29:56,230 It's never done that before. 1667 01:29:56,233 --> 01:29:57,973 (bang) 1668 01:29:59,467 --> 01:30:01,167 - [Carla] If I didn't know any better, 1669 01:30:01,167 --> 01:30:03,767 I'd say it sounds like-- (banging) 1670 01:30:03,767 --> 01:30:06,397 - [Sanders] Quick, open that back panel. 1671 01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:09,270 (whoosh) 1672 01:30:10,033 --> 01:30:10,933 - Oh, my God. 1673 01:30:10,933 --> 01:30:15,773 (mysterious orchestra music) 1674 01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:20,400 - [Sanders] Oh, my God. 1675 01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:22,330 She's been in the machine the whole time? 1676 01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:23,573 - I guess so. 1677 01:30:23,567 --> 01:30:26,327 We didn't check inside. 1678 01:30:26,333 --> 01:30:28,403 - Are you okay? 1679 01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:31,030 - I'll be okay. I'm just tired. 1680 01:30:33,733 --> 01:30:35,333 - We've been looking for you for days. 1681 01:30:35,333 --> 01:30:37,033 Did you pass out in there? 1682 01:30:37,033 --> 01:30:38,303 - No. 1683 01:30:38,300 --> 01:30:40,870 I went to a place where fairy tales come true. 1684 01:30:40,867 --> 01:30:43,527 And you were there, and you, 1685 01:30:43,533 --> 01:30:46,173 and you, and I think you were there, and Jack. 1686 01:30:46,167 --> 01:30:48,167 - [Dr. Blue] You need to get some rest. 1687 01:30:48,833 --> 01:30:51,103 - But, it wasn't a dream! 1688 01:30:51,100 --> 01:30:52,970 There were queens, and donkeys, 1689 01:30:52,967 --> 01:30:55,067 and well-hung wolves. 1690 01:30:55,067 --> 01:30:58,567 And, I left right before the celebration at the castle. 1691 01:30:58,567 --> 01:31:00,667 - [Sanders] Yeah, the celebration. 1692 01:31:00,667 --> 01:31:01,967 - Yes! 1693 01:31:01,967 --> 01:31:03,797 All the princesses that only believed in kissing 1694 01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:05,300 were about to get a real surprise 1695 01:31:05,300 --> 01:31:08,170 when they drank the Mad Hatter's spiked tea. 1696 01:31:08,167 --> 01:31:10,797 And the Pied Piper's hypno-sexual tunes. 1697 01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:12,470 (recorder trills) 1698 01:31:14,767 --> 01:31:17,297 - Could there be any truth to her statement? 1699 01:31:17,700 --> 01:31:19,500 - Anything's possible. 1700 01:31:20,933 --> 01:31:23,403 - [Carla] Emmanuelle's Wonderland. 1701 01:31:25,100 --> 01:31:26,730 - Write up a report. 1702 01:31:26,733 --> 01:31:29,073 Could make for an interesting story. 1703 01:31:30,267 --> 01:31:34,397 (magical harp strumming) 1704 01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:37,700 (Evil Queen laughs) 1705 01:31:37,700 --> 01:31:42,270 (upbeat rock music) 1706 01:31:56,867 --> 01:31:58,327 * Hey 1707 01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:03,930 * Well, there's something electric in the atmosphere 1708 01:32:03,933 --> 01:32:07,103 * Thunder and lightning every time you're near 1709 01:32:07,100 --> 01:32:10,470 * Strange and sexual close to you 1710 01:32:10,467 --> 01:32:14,527 * A strong vibration, do you feel it too 1711 01:32:14,533 --> 01:32:17,773 * Don't take a natural 1712 01:32:17,767 --> 01:32:21,467 * One thing I got to know now 1713 01:32:21,467 --> 01:32:24,727 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby 1714 01:32:24,733 --> 01:32:28,073 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby 1715 01:32:28,067 --> 01:32:31,497 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby, tonight 1716 01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:36,200 (upbeat rock music) 1717 01:32:50,067 --> 01:32:53,767 * Well, I'll take you out to dinner to the (mumbles) 1718 01:32:53,767 --> 01:32:56,967 * The movie's rated PG, but I'm NC-17 1719 01:32:56,967 --> 01:33:00,427 * I'll take you out for drinks 'til you're feelin' all right 1720 01:33:00,433 --> 01:33:04,103 * I hope you're feelin' more by the end of the night 1721 01:33:04,100 --> 01:33:07,130 * One thing I got to know 1722 01:33:07,600 --> 01:33:10,930 * One thing I got to know now 1723 01:33:11,133 --> 01:33:13,973 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby 1724 01:33:14,667 --> 01:33:17,597 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby 1725 01:33:17,967 --> 01:33:21,067 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby, tonight 1726 01:33:21,067 --> 01:33:26,067 (upbeat rock music) 1727 01:33:36,933 --> 01:33:38,403 * Hey 1728 01:33:39,933 --> 01:33:43,903 * You know there's something electric in the atmosphere 1729 01:33:43,900 --> 01:33:47,170 * It's thunder and lightning every time you're near 1730 01:33:47,167 --> 01:33:50,597 * It's the strangest sensual close to you 1731 01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:54,330 * A strong vibration, do you feel it, too 1732 01:33:54,333 --> 01:33:57,333 * One thing I got to know 1733 01:33:57,933 --> 01:34:01,073 * One thing I got to know, now 1734 01:34:01,667 --> 01:34:04,227 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby 1735 01:34:05,067 --> 01:34:07,767 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby 1736 01:34:08,300 --> 01:34:11,270 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby, tonight 1737 01:34:11,267 --> 01:34:15,927 (upbeat rock music) 1738 01:34:25,367 --> 01:34:27,667 - [Carmine] Do you want one? 1739 01:34:30,633 --> 01:34:33,533 * Tonight 1740 01:34:37,300 --> 01:34:40,700 * Tonight 1741 01:34:43,833 --> 01:34:47,903 * Tonight 1742 01:34:52,733 --> 01:34:54,073 - You're next. 1743 01:34:54,067 --> 01:34:57,197 (bee buzzes and crashes) 1744 01:34:58,067 --> 01:34:59,397 - [Voiceover] Bitch. 1745 01:35:00,100 --> 01:35:05,070 (Samba music) 1746 01:35:11,667 --> 01:35:13,467 - Okay, stop! You guys can't laugh! 1747 01:35:13,467 --> 01:35:15,567 You're gonna fuck me up! 1748 01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:21,270 - So magical. 1749 01:35:23,933 --> 01:35:25,773 Why? I was magical. 1750 01:35:25,767 --> 01:35:29,397 * Pie and stuffin', and the turkey (mumbles) fine 1751 01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:31,970 * Except for you, everybody (crash) 1752 01:35:35,967 --> 01:35:39,767 * Work, work, money, money (thud) 1753 01:35:40,133 --> 01:35:42,073 * Break your back, baby 1754 01:35:42,067 --> 01:35:44,397 * It ain't funny 1755 01:35:45,167 --> 01:35:47,067 - [Voiceover] Oh, you're not going to try to make 1756 01:35:47,067 --> 01:35:49,327 Emmanuelle eat one of your ... 1757 01:35:51,100 --> 01:35:53,330 - Are there no apples? (laughs) 1758 01:35:53,333 --> 01:35:54,873 - [Carmine] It's an image thing. 1759 01:35:54,867 --> 01:35:57,097 You see, basically everyone looks the same 1760 01:35:57,100 --> 01:36:00,230 when they're naked, except for a few bumps here and there. 1761 01:36:00,233 --> 01:36:03,533 So, if people ran around nude ... 1762 01:36:04,333 --> 01:36:05,803 Fuck me, 1763 01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:07,530 in the frog butt. 1764 01:36:07,533 --> 01:36:08,833 - Say what? 1765 01:36:08,833 --> 01:36:11,073 There's no place like home? 1766 01:36:11,067 --> 01:36:14,967 - No, that's not it. (clears throat) 1767 01:36:15,567 --> 01:36:19,197 Rock-a-bye, baby, on the treetop. 1768 01:36:19,367 --> 01:36:21,927 - When the wind blows, the cradle will rock? 1769 01:36:21,933 --> 01:36:25,473 - Yes, and when the bough breaks, 1770 01:36:25,467 --> 01:36:27,227 the baby will fall. 1771 01:36:27,867 --> 01:36:31,097 And down will come baby, cradle and all. 1772 01:36:31,100 --> 01:36:34,100 - His head just exploded 'cause the cradle falls. 1773 01:36:34,100 --> 01:36:35,930 Let's do it again. 1774 01:36:35,933 --> 01:36:36,903 - I got it wrong. 1775 01:36:36,900 --> 01:36:38,200 - Yes you did. 1776 01:36:38,200 --> 01:36:39,900 - When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. 1777 01:36:39,900 --> 01:36:41,330 - [Voiceover] The cradle will fall. 1778 01:36:41,333 --> 01:36:42,903 - Mother fucker, I don't know these stupid things. 1779 01:36:42,900 --> 01:36:44,930 - [Carmine] Well, guess I'll be moving right along. 1780 01:36:44,933 --> 01:36:46,973 Oh, and if you figure a way outta here, 1781 01:36:46,967 --> 01:36:48,427 I heard a rumor that a new sorcerer may be 1782 01:36:48,433 --> 01:36:50,903 coming down to Rosie's Cantina this afternoon. 1783 01:36:50,900 --> 01:36:51,970 He may be a ... 1784 01:36:51,967 --> 01:36:52,727 He may be ... 1785 01:36:52,733 --> 01:36:53,933 Fuck me. 1786 01:36:53,933 --> 01:36:55,603 - And when the bough breaks, 1787 01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:58,170 the cradle will fall. 1788 01:36:58,167 --> 01:37:00,467 - [Group] And down will come baby, 1789 01:37:00,467 --> 01:37:02,967 cradle and all. 1790 01:37:02,967 --> 01:37:04,727 - Let's do it again. I fucked it up again. 1791 01:37:04,733 --> 01:37:06,073 Down will come baby. 1792 01:37:06,067 --> 01:37:07,627 Down will come baby, cradle and all? 1793 01:37:07,633 --> 01:37:08,573 - Ahh, ahh. 1794 01:37:08,567 --> 01:37:10,227 (Merlin mumbles) 1795 01:37:10,233 --> 01:37:12,073 - Yeah, down will come baby. I got it. 1796 01:37:12,067 --> 01:37:13,497 - [Carmine] I heard a rumor that a new sorcerer may be 1797 01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:16,370 coming down to Rosie's Cantina this afternoon. 1798 01:37:16,367 --> 01:37:19,427 Maybe he may be able to maybe he ... 1799 01:37:19,433 --> 01:37:22,073 He may be able to with the maybe he, 1800 01:37:22,067 --> 01:37:24,267 and the he able to help you 1801 01:37:24,267 --> 01:37:26,827 with the maybe help and the able-ness 1802 01:37:26,833 --> 01:37:31,073 of the help-ness of the full helping gridlock. 1803 01:37:34,367 --> 01:37:36,067 (crashing) 1804 01:37:36,067 --> 01:37:37,367 It's an image thing. 1805 01:37:37,367 --> 01:37:40,197 You see, basically everyone looks the same 1806 01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:41,800 when they're naked, except for ... 1807 01:37:41,800 --> 01:37:43,630 Fuck me in the ass. 1808 01:37:43,633 --> 01:37:45,273 My little frog ass. 1809 01:37:45,267 --> 01:37:47,897 Why can't I get this line out correctly? 1810 01:37:47,900 --> 01:37:49,500 I'm sorry, Rolfe. 1811 01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:51,170 (Merlin clears throat) 1812 01:37:51,533 --> 01:37:54,773 - Rock-a-bye, baby, on the treetop. 1813 01:37:55,133 --> 01:37:58,433 - When the wind blows, the cradle will rock? 1814 01:37:58,433 --> 01:37:59,833 - Yes. 1815 01:37:59,833 --> 01:38:04,103 And when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. 1816 01:38:04,100 --> 01:38:06,770 - [Group] And down will come baby, 1817 01:38:06,767 --> 01:38:09,297 cradle and all. 1818 01:38:09,300 --> 01:38:10,870 - It's reverse. 1819 01:38:10,867 --> 01:38:13,497 - Go fuck yourselves. (laughter) 1820 01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:17,070 - [Carmine] Yay, I'm free! Free! 1821 01:38:17,067 --> 01:38:18,867 Now, just one little kiss. 1822 01:38:18,867 --> 01:38:19,927 That's it. 1823 01:38:19,933 --> 01:38:22,233 Oh, I've waited so long. 1824 01:38:22,233 --> 01:38:24,203 Be gentle. 1825 01:38:27,867 --> 01:38:32,197 (Carmine screams) (crunching) 1826 01:38:36,667 --> 01:38:39,967 (Areola gulps) - [Carmine] Help me. 1827 01:38:39,967 --> 01:38:41,767 I've gotta get out of here. 1828 01:38:41,767 --> 01:38:43,597 Help! 1829 01:38:43,667 --> 01:38:46,297 (trumpet fanfare) 127939