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I am the police.
And I'm here to arrest you.
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You've broken the law.
I did not write the law.
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I may even disagree with the law.
But I will enforce it.
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No matter how you plead,
cajole, beg
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or attempt to
stir my sympathies,
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nothing you do will
stop me from placing you
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in a steel cage
with gray bars.
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If you run away,
I will chase you.
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If you fight me,
I will fight back.
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If you shoot at me,
I will shoot back.
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By law, I am unable
to walk away.
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I'm a consequence.
I am the unpaid bill.
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I am fate with
a badge and a gun.
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Behind my badge is
a heart like yours.
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I bleed. I think. I love.
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And, yes, I can be killed.
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And although I am but one man,
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I have thousands of brothers and
sisters who are the same as me.
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They will lay down their lives for me.
And I them.
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We stand watch together.
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A thin blue line.
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Protecting the prey
from the predators.
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The good from the bad.
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We are the police.
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13 X-ray 9 is in pursuit
of a Code 37 vehicle west on 2-7.
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Go ahead, motherfucker.
Try to run, you son of a bitch.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on!
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Eastbound through the alley
at 20 hundred block from Hooper.
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Now eastbound through the alley
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at 20 hundred block
from Hooper.
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Oh, shit!
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Come around, come around, dude!
Come around!
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Move! Move! Move!
Get the fuck around, dude!
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Pull to the right!
Pull to the right!
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Bro, he's not gonna pull
to the right.
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You stupid motherfucker!
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Man, he almost lost it!
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Pit him, man!
Pit him, pit him!
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Got him!
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Fuck you!
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- You good?
- Good, good, good.
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- This fucker's down.
- I'm going to hook him.
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You're all good.
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13 X-ray 9,
you can show a Code 4.
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13 X 9 requesting
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additional supervisors
to the 4,000 block at Naomi.
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Holy shit.
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All right. This is my day job.
Some of you...
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Sorry, bro, I'm recording.
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This is my day job.
Some of you might know me as Brian.
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Or Taylor.
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But here I am Police Officer
Two Brian Taylor.
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This is where
the forces of good
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prepare to fight
the forces of evil.
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This is my partner,
Officer Zavala.
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I'm in my chones, dude.
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- I know, dude, come on, come on.
- I'm in my chones. No.
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- Come on, man.
- I'm good, bro.
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We work basic patrol
here at Newton.
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One of the toughest
divisions in the LAPD.
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Shootin' Newton, baby, that's right.
Lucky 13.
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This is a department-issue sidearm.
Glock 19.
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Spyderco tactical knife.
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This little thing can
break windows, here.
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Two Smith & Wesson handcuffs.
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Can of OC spray.
Pepper spray.
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Two extra mags.
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What else?
That's my nametag, here.
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You can see my partner's
dirty locker.
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Yours is like a woman.
Look at this.
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What is this, Pottery Barn?
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Are you gonna shut the fuck up
and get ready for roll call?
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Dude, don't swear, man. I have to
edit that out, when you swear.
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Oh, fuck. Oh, shit, dude.
Fuck, man.
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Okay, now in Spanish.
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Hey.
You kids having fun?
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Oh, look,
it's Officer Van Hauser.
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Officer Three.
Van Hauser.
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Considered un-promotable
by the department.
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And the angriest fucking
cop in the world.
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Taylor, I'm gonna tell Sarge
that you're taping in here.
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- What'd you say?
- What?
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I'm gonna tell Sarge
that you're taping in here.
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Yeah, well, it's not
really called taping any more.
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It uses flash cards,
but it's not really a...
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Don't worry about it.
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God damn it!
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Hold up, hold up.
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Like that?
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Turn it on.
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So, am I recording you?
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Yes, dude,
and I'm recording you.
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Oh, that's so cool.
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- See that thing there?
- Yeah.
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That is the lens right there.
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Just like that on that,
this right here.
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Hey, guys, quiet down.
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All right, let's settle down.
Let's settle down.
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Captain's here, he'd like to say
a few words. Let's quiet down.
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Thank you, Sergeant.
Good afternoon.
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Good afternoon.
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I'd like to welcome back
Zavala and Taylor.
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DA cleared these guys
in last month's shooting.
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Turned out to be
a good shooting.
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I know first-hand what
you guys went through.
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It's an unpleasant experience
being under that much scrutiny.
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But you need to
remember something.
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An on-the-job shooting is
still considered a homicide.
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It's never an easy ride.
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If you do the right thing,
I will always have your back.
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Do the wrong thing
and cross me,
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I will personally
throw you under the bus.
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- Am I clear?
- Yes, sir!
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- Taylor, am I clear?
- Yes, sir.
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- Sergeant, am I clear?
- Yes, sir.
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- Have a nice day.
- Thank you, Captain.
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Quiet down! See this?
It's a ticket book.
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Inside are things
called tickets.
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Son of a bitch.
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You can do things like
stop motorists and cut citations
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for speeding or
going through a light.
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You all need to write.
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Sarge, we cut citations
every watch.
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I'm not talking to you,
I'm talking to these two idiots.
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- My partner has a question.
- Yes.
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I don't really know
how to write.
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But I do sign
and draw pictures.
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Seriously,
you don't start writing,
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Captain's gonna shit
on my head
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and in turn,
I'm gonna shit on your head.
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And I promise you, you guys
are gonna be separated.
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Do it, Sarge.
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Orozco and Davis, X 25.
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Peterson and Washington, X 41.
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Zavala and Taylor,
you got X 13.
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Williams and Cho, X 8.
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Alameda and Green, X 21.
Van Hauser and Sook, X 4.
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Yeah, Sarge?
That's not our area.
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- That's not your area?
- No, we work 9.
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Oh, I'm sorry, fellas. Oh, no,
you're right. You're on X 13.
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Sorry, fellas,
this isn't Monopoly.
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You don't get to choose
your real estate.
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Now go. Get out.
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Zavala, try not to kill anybody
before the end of the watch.
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Really, Sarge?
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Sarge, if we kill someone in X 13,
can we go back to X 9?
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Today is a brand new day.
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Get the shop, gas the shop,
wash the shop.
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Make sure day watch didn't leave
behind any surprises for us.
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Look for guns, drugs, puke.
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Pay attention, Boot.
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- Goodbye. Hurry up.
- Yes, sir.
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How you doing, Van Hauser?
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I warned you about that shit.
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Where you running
with that piece, Boot?
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What?
Why you so scared?
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- Go, go! Jesus Christ!
- Go on, shit.
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- Jesus!
- It's like it's day one.
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- Boot, slow down with that piece.
- Slow down!
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Orozco, have
you been working out?
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Yeah, with your mom.
Why are you shooting everything?
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It's for his class.
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I thought you
were studying law.
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Pre-law.
I need an art elective.
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I'm taking filmmaking.
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Well, get my good side, eh?
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You don't have a good side.
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Listen, you know
they can subpoena that shit
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if something goes
sideways, right?
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Think twice.
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Two words. Erase button.
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Two words.
Just 'cause you guys think
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you're these big ghetto
gunfighters now,
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don't mean you can be
dropping your calls.
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That was at least
two dozen words.
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Yeah, well,
I barely got a GED,
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so what do you expect,
white boy?
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Unbelievable.
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Saddle up, ladies, we're
sick of holding up your end.
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Admit it, you'd hit that shit.
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- Orozco?
- Yeah.
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With a cinderblock.
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Check the roof, Boot.
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Where's your shop?
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I got Red Bull, Monster and...
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They all say 13,
check the roof.
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- Thank you, ma'am.
- Faster, Boot, let's go.
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- Get in the car!
- Yes, sir!
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And then I got
you some kombucha
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'cause I know you
like that stuff.
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Fuck that shit!
What is that?
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Dude, it's good
to be back, man.
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Old lady was driving me crazy at
the casa, like making me do shit.
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Oh, no! She dared ask
for your help around the house.
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That's incredible.
Outrageous.
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Just 'cause I look like
the dudes from Home Depot,
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doesn't mean I do the shit
the Home Depot dudes do.
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I would never profile you
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as a man who helps
his wife with chores.
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Shut up.
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Dude, I'm your homie, okay?
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I would never, ever do that.
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Oh, bro!
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Her brother was
always coming over
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during the day to swim,
every day.
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I hate everything about him.
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He smells like weed sometimes.
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Like he's got like
a prescription.
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And Gabby was like,
no, it's all good.
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I was like, whatever,
get him the hell out of here.
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I swear to God, I'm filling
in that pool with cement.
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Not personally,
'cause you'll hire
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a Home Depot dude
for that task.
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Fuck you.
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13 X 13,
4-15 man at 9742 Maple.
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Code 2. Incident 4-5-6-2.
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13 X 13, roger,
show us en route.
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X 13, roger.
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First customer of the day.
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I hope they enjoy
our police service.
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Suck my dick! That motherfucker's
a lying-ass nigga.
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Fuck him and fuck you too!
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Shut your fucking... If you touch
me, I will fucking shoot you.
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Stay where you are.
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I don't give a fuck about
both you motherfuckers.
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I'm ready to die today.
Fuck y'all.
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This can go one of
several ways right now.
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It is all about your attitude.
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Fuck you! I got my mail!
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I helped him!
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I helped him give me my mail!
I'm getting tired of this shit!
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- All right.
- I'm not playing with y'all.
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Sir, if you've been drinking,
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you need to stay
the fuck inside
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and not intimidate
the mailman. That's it.
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Fuck you!
You need to shut the fuck up!
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'Cause without that badge
and gun, you ain't shit.
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- Yeah?
- You're less than motherfucking nothing.
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- You motherfucking, border-hopping...
- Oh, yeah?
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Donkey-riding,
Mexican motherfucker.
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Is that so? You want to
find out what I'm about?
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- Show me! Yeah, I wanna see!
- Fuck.
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Let's settle this right here
like grown men, motherfucker!
244
00:10:19,379 --> 00:10:20,383
Not again, man.
245
00:10:20,459 --> 00:10:22,379
What'd you say? You wanna take a fade?
You want to fight me?
246
00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:24,063
Yeah, I want to fight you.
Let's go, bro.
247
00:10:24,139 --> 00:10:26,267
I whoop your punk ass, you gonna
get the fuck up out of my crib?
248
00:10:26,339 --> 00:10:28,499
Hell, no. But you
called me out, bro!
249
00:10:28,579 --> 00:10:30,107
Now I'm calling you out!
What's up?
250
00:10:30,179 --> 00:10:31,379
You whoop my ass,
251
00:10:31,459 --> 00:10:34,307
I'll put them motherfucking
handcuffs on my motherfucking self.
252
00:10:34,379 --> 00:10:35,623
- And that's on the set.
- Door.
253
00:10:35,699 --> 00:10:36,746
It's gonna be
a pleasure beating
254
00:10:36,819 --> 00:10:38,227
your bitch ass,
my fucking fantasy.
255
00:10:38,298 --> 00:10:39,946
I don't know who the fuck you
think you're fucking with,
256
00:10:40,018 --> 00:10:41,862
but I love this shit, beatin'
a motherfucking punk-ass
257
00:10:41,978 --> 00:10:43,506
- police-ass like yours.
- Keep talking, bro.
258
00:10:43,578 --> 00:10:45,496
Let's get this shit
popping, motherfucker.
259
00:10:56,617 --> 00:10:57,665
Shit.
260
00:11:01,618 --> 00:11:02,698
This shit's crazy!
261
00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:13,017
Fucking kick his ass!
Come on! Come on, Z! Z!
262
00:11:19,457 --> 00:11:20,658
Yo, Z! Z! Z!
263
00:11:21,817 --> 00:11:24,065
Now get the fuck up.
You like that?
264
00:11:24,377 --> 00:11:25,381
This ain't no wrassling match.
265
00:11:25,457 --> 00:11:27,585
You all right? You all right?
You all right?
266
00:11:27,657 --> 00:11:29,184
Come on!
267
00:11:31,417 --> 00:11:32,705
Oh, shit!
268
00:11:34,056 --> 00:11:35,377
Come on, man!
269
00:11:38,016 --> 00:11:40,340
That's what happens when
you fuck with the police.
270
00:11:44,216 --> 00:11:46,496
Yeah, come on. Take him! Take him!
Take him! Take him!
271
00:11:46,576 --> 00:11:49,664
Fuck you,
border-hopping motherfucker!
272
00:11:56,975 --> 00:11:58,895
Fucking did that shit.
273
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,143
You all right?
274
00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:03,660
Give me the hooks.
275
00:12:21,895 --> 00:12:22,943
What's up, putos?
276
00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:26,175
It's big bad Wicked from
Curbside Gang Locos.
277
00:12:26,535 --> 00:12:27,856
You ready for this shit?
278
00:12:27,934 --> 00:12:30,379
Fuck, yeah. I was born
to fucking do this shit.
279
00:12:30,974 --> 00:12:33,102
Show these motherfuckers
whose barrio this is.
280
00:12:33,174 --> 00:12:34,402
You almost ran the light,
stupid.
281
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,622
You're gonna get us
pulled over, La.
282
00:12:35,774 --> 00:12:38,098
Fuck that shit.
I gotta fucking be at work.
283
00:12:38,374 --> 00:12:40,938
You better not bust out wasting
my motherfucking time, homie,
284
00:12:41,014 --> 00:12:42,472
I'm gonna tell you
that shit right now.
285
00:12:42,574 --> 00:12:44,342
Hey, La La, when you
gonna fuck the homeboy?
286
00:12:45,334 --> 00:12:46,698
I'm not fucking
the homeboy, dawg.
287
00:12:46,774 --> 00:12:47,734
Yeah, right.
288
00:12:47,814 --> 00:12:48,938
Shit, what I look like?
289
00:12:49,014 --> 00:12:51,534
The little fucking paisa hoochies
you guys fucking kick it with?
290
00:12:52,054 --> 00:12:53,101
What you packing, baby?
291
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:56,501
I'm packing a motherfucking 30-round
clip for these slob-ass niggas.
292
00:12:56,574 --> 00:12:57,654
This is it right here, man.
293
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:58,857
Slow down,
this is the street, La.
294
00:12:58,973 --> 00:13:00,053
This is it.
This is it. All right.
295
00:13:00,134 --> 00:13:02,142
Wicked, you're gonna jump and
get the party started, got it?
296
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,218
I got you, baby.
297
00:13:03,294 --> 00:13:04,374
Listen to the homie.
298
00:13:04,453 --> 00:13:05,894
All right, put your
fucking face on, let's go!
299
00:13:05,973 --> 00:13:07,053
Get your shit ready.
300
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,377
Put that fucking shit away!
301
00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:09,774
Make sure your fucking
shit is good to go.
302
00:13:09,853 --> 00:13:11,217
What the fuck
do I gotta fucking tell you?
303
00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:13,257
I don't want to fucking
have to baby you, man!
304
00:13:14,453 --> 00:13:15,528
Get ready, homies.
Get ready.
305
00:13:15,573 --> 00:13:17,056
- Get your face on!
- All right. Fuck.
306
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,100
- You guys ready?
- Ready.
307
00:13:19,213 --> 00:13:20,260
All right.
308
00:13:21,653 --> 00:13:24,070
But on some real shit, dawg,
I'm gonna have to holler at you, B.
309
00:13:24,093 --> 00:13:26,057
Niggas keep on talking about
how you got your ass whooped
310
00:13:26,133 --> 00:13:27,616
by a motherfucking
little punk-ass wonton.
311
00:13:27,693 --> 00:13:29,417
Nah, Blood,
these niggas is hating.
312
00:13:29,493 --> 00:13:32,297
Let me tell you something.
Me and the cop got down, right?
313
00:13:32,373 --> 00:13:35,297
Motherfucker took off his
badge, dropped his gun.
314
00:13:35,373 --> 00:13:36,573
I mean, he kept it gangster.
315
00:13:36,652 --> 00:13:38,616
We straight-up squabbled.
Head up.
316
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,133
But they still took you
to the county though, huh?
317
00:13:40,212 --> 00:13:42,099
Yeah, but for
disorderly conduct.
318
00:13:42,172 --> 00:13:43,776
Not for squabbling with
the police, you feel me?
319
00:13:43,852 --> 00:13:45,096
You fought a cop
and they didn't put
320
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,372
no assault on a peace
officer on you?
321
00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:48,293
Listen to me, my nigga.
I'm trying to tell y'all.
322
00:13:48,492 --> 00:13:50,216
They really showed me
love to keep it G.
323
00:13:50,292 --> 00:13:52,256
I'm a two-time felon, right?
Y'all know that, right?
324
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,739
Could have struck me
out and gave me life
325
00:13:53,811 --> 00:13:55,252
for fighting that cop,
you feel me?
326
00:13:55,331 --> 00:13:56,521
I got right out,
it wasn't shit.
327
00:13:56,932 --> 00:13:58,940
All right, but we heard
you got your ass beat, Blood.
328
00:13:59,011 --> 00:14:00,779
You better shut
the fuck up, CK.
329
00:14:00,851 --> 00:14:03,039
I'll run this fucking fork up
in your ass, I swear to God.
330
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,473
Let me tell you something,
331
00:14:04,491 --> 00:14:06,695
win, lose or draw,
332
00:14:06,771 --> 00:14:08,212
as long as you
squabble and get down,
333
00:14:08,531 --> 00:14:10,092
that's gangster, you
understand what I'm saying?
334
00:14:10,171 --> 00:14:11,131
Yup.
335
00:14:11,211 --> 00:14:13,491
I mean, that Mexican cop might
be acting bull with you, Tre.
336
00:14:13,571 --> 00:14:16,211
But he's still out there killing niggas.
Straight out.
337
00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:18,451
No, no, no.
Listen to me, all y'all.
338
00:14:18,531 --> 00:14:21,095
This whole fucking thing is
like changing of the guard.
339
00:14:21,171 --> 00:14:23,735
Back in the day, all these
neighborhoods used to be black,
340
00:14:23,811 --> 00:14:24,891
and what are they now?
341
00:14:24,971 --> 00:14:26,378
- Mexicans.
- Exactly.
342
00:14:26,811 --> 00:14:28,415
There used to be chicken
stands on the corner,
343
00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:30,293
now there's fucking taco
stands on every corner.
344
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:32,130
We're in some real shit and
if we don't come together,
345
00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:33,618
we're gonna be some extinct
niggas pretty soon.
346
00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,148
Watch it, watch it, watch it!
347
00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:49,737
Go, go, go!
348
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,614
Get CK, Blood!
Get CK!
349
00:15:00,049 --> 00:15:01,009
Fuck!
350
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,577
Fuck, yeah! We got those putos!
We got 'em!
351
00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:07,337
Eat shit, motherfuckers!
352
00:15:07,529 --> 00:15:09,493
- Fuck!
- We fucking lit 'em up, dawg!
353
00:15:09,569 --> 00:15:12,657
Show those putos whose
neighborhood this fucker is! Shit.
354
00:15:12,729 --> 00:15:14,257
Fucking proud of you, man.
355
00:15:14,329 --> 00:15:16,337
And that's what I'm fucking
telling you. Good.
356
00:15:16,569 --> 00:15:18,773
That was fucking good, man. That's
what I'm fucking telling you.
357
00:15:18,968 --> 00:15:20,932
I'm proud of you.
Fucking proud.
358
00:15:21,008 --> 00:15:23,233
Fucking did it. That's what
I'm fucking talking about, man.
359
00:15:23,248 --> 00:15:24,689
I'm fucking proud of you, man.
360
00:15:24,769 --> 00:15:26,972
Fucking proud of you, man,
now you're a fucking man.
361
00:15:27,048 --> 00:15:28,576
- Right? Right?
- Right, homie.
362
00:15:28,688 --> 00:15:29,615
Right.
363
00:15:29,688 --> 00:15:30,648
All right then.
364
00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:33,009
No fucking fear, man.
No fucking fear.
365
00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:36,809
That's how we
fucking do it, man.
366
00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:41,209
- Call the motherfucking ambulance!
- They got CK!
367
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,013
Somebody call a fucking ambulance!
368
00:15:43,087 --> 00:15:44,167
Hold on, dawg, hold on.
369
00:15:44,248 --> 00:15:46,648
Bitch-ass sewer rats was
from Curbside. I seen them.
370
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,976
Fucking eses are serving us.
Curbside's serving us.
371
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,608
Curbside's banging
all over us on Bloods.
372
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:51,812
Peanut, you got that chopper?
373
00:15:52,287 --> 00:15:53,695
Let's go hit
these punk-ass fools.
374
00:15:53,768 --> 00:15:54,843
Cut that fucking camera off!
375
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,811
So this is what we believe
to be the Code 37 vehicle
376
00:16:08,887 --> 00:16:10,175
used in the drive-by
last night.
377
00:16:10,247 --> 00:16:11,474
Curbside Gang's
at it again, bro.
378
00:16:11,527 --> 00:16:13,368
It fits the description.
It comes back as stolen.
379
00:16:13,887 --> 00:16:16,451
Curbside likes these vehicles
because they blend in,
380
00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:17,870
you can put a lot
of people in them.
381
00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:21,095
This door slides back, and
the gang members open fire.
382
00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:23,251
The victim was a male black
from a Blood set that
383
00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:24,854
has basically been at war
with this Hispanic gang
384
00:16:24,926 --> 00:16:26,115
over control of narcotic sales.
385
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,366
- Partner.
- Yeah.
386
00:16:27,647 --> 00:16:28,891
- What up?
- Check this out.
387
00:16:29,127 --> 00:16:31,888
- Oh, shit.
- Those are shell casings.
388
00:16:32,006 --> 00:16:34,047
Detectives told us that three
different weapons were used
389
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:36,090
and we're seeing at least
two kinds of shells, so...
390
00:16:36,606 --> 00:16:37,926
Shit.
391
00:16:38,006 --> 00:16:39,173
What's up?
392
00:16:39,326 --> 00:16:41,574
Those are the Homicide
detectives working the case.
393
00:16:42,325 --> 00:16:43,733
- The hell's this?
- What?
394
00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:45,007
Candid Camera?
395
00:16:45,085 --> 00:16:46,569
No, sir, it's just a project
I'm working on.
396
00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:47,693
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
397
00:16:47,766 --> 00:16:48,846
I don't want to see that.
398
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:52,210
There are .45 and .09 millimeter
shell casings inside.
399
00:16:52,286 --> 00:16:53,606
How do you know that?
400
00:16:53,686 --> 00:16:54,930
- Did you touch them?
- No, sir.
401
00:16:55,005 --> 00:16:56,042
Did you fuck up my vehicle?
402
00:16:56,085 --> 00:16:57,045
No, sir.
403
00:16:57,126 --> 00:16:59,134
Sir, we found it,
we called you.
404
00:16:59,205 --> 00:17:00,852
The big dogs are here now,
405
00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:03,229
so set up some yellow tape and
stay on the other side of it.
406
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,449
Dude, it's been two hours, we're
still waiting for the detectives
407
00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:09,369
to release the scene so
we can go back on patrol.
408
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:13,329
Comfortable footwear. Policing is
all about comfortable footwear.
409
00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:23,008
Officer Van Hauser.
Good evening.
410
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,689
Sarge said I should
relieve you guys
411
00:17:24,764 --> 00:17:26,564
so you can go back to being
the street gods that you are.
412
00:17:26,644 --> 00:17:27,648
I'm down with that.
413
00:17:29,205 --> 00:17:32,085
Hey, hey!
On the street.
414
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:36,925
Watch the street. Make sure no
assholes come up here and kill us.
415
00:17:37,004 --> 00:17:38,488
Yes, sir.
416
00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:41,012
Fucking Christ.
417
00:17:41,084 --> 00:17:43,811
Officer Van Hauser, have you
made a difference today?
418
00:17:46,884 --> 00:17:48,151
You know,
I see you guys out here,
419
00:17:48,163 --> 00:17:49,647
you're being good little
company men, aren't you?
420
00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:50,967
You're doing the Lord's work?
421
00:17:51,043 --> 00:17:53,051
And you're making a
difference, as you call it.
422
00:17:53,163 --> 00:17:54,331
It's all fun and games to you,
423
00:17:54,403 --> 00:17:56,804
you get to run and jump
and fight and shoot.
424
00:17:56,883 --> 00:17:58,967
One day, mark my words.
425
00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:01,847
One day the LAPD is gonna bend
you over your black and white,
426
00:18:01,923 --> 00:18:03,647
and they are going to
fuck you up the ass.
427
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:09,484
They are going to fuck you
so long and so hard,
428
00:18:10,403 --> 00:18:12,290
you're gonna want to eat
your gun just to make it stop.
429
00:18:12,363 --> 00:18:14,851
And if you don't eat your gun
430
00:18:14,922 --> 00:18:17,203
and the fucking
somehow magically stops,
431
00:18:18,963 --> 00:18:20,490
they're gonna give
you freeway therapy.
432
00:18:20,562 --> 00:18:23,606
You're gonna end up doing
West End Valley day watch,
433
00:18:23,682 --> 00:18:27,250
spending two hours every day
on the fucking freeway
434
00:18:27,322 --> 00:18:30,203
just thinking about the
fucking that they gave you.
435
00:18:31,162 --> 00:18:33,966
Bad guys attack from up front.
The department comes in from the rear.
436
00:18:35,602 --> 00:18:37,085
Watch your six.
437
00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:42,046
I'm ready. This may say
Purell, but it's really K-Y.
438
00:18:43,561 --> 00:18:44,849
Officer Zavala.
439
00:18:44,961 --> 00:18:47,962
That's funny. You kids
have fun out there.
440
00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:50,202
The LAPD's got
a big fucking cock.
441
00:18:50,281 --> 00:18:51,689
You got a big heart.
442
00:18:52,401 --> 00:18:54,049
Thank you for sharing that.
443
00:18:54,121 --> 00:18:55,529
Can't wait to get it
up the ass.
444
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,449
Dude, are you gonna hook up
with a Mexican girl?
445
00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:05,809
Quit trying to hook me
up with one, dude.
446
00:19:05,881 --> 00:19:07,486
Dude, it'd be great
if you did, but...
447
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,165
I get it, man. Shit.
448
00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:13,608
Sweet brown sugar.
449
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,640
You should marry
one of my cousins.
450
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:16,796
If they're anything like you,
451
00:19:16,801 --> 00:19:18,795
I wouldn't be able to stand
a fucking hour with them.
452
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,201
Waking up in the morning,
they'd be like...
453
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,447
Hey,
can I tell you a story?
454
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,448
I know.
455
00:19:24,521 --> 00:19:26,245
Here's a story about this
and a story about that
456
00:19:26,321 --> 00:19:27,761
and a story about this
and a story about that...
457
00:19:27,841 --> 00:19:29,805
But, dude, all you gotta do is this.
All you gotta do is this.
458
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,404
Yeah. Yeah.
459
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,883
You want to come
to my cousin's quinceañera?
460
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,440
My daughter's quinceañera?
My brother's quinceañera?
461
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,200
- Yeah.
- My sister's quinceañera?
462
00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:40,320
There's always something
happening though, bro.
463
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,404
It's better than, like...
464
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,120
Do you know the new kind
of flavored coffee I have?
465
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,440
- Do you like this kind of coffee?
- Oh, really?
466
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,327
- Shut the fuck up.
- The baristas are excellent.
467
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,560
You like fucking coffee, dude,
don't give me that shit.
468
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,200
I like fucking
good Starbucks coffee.
469
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,161
Whatever. I'll let you lay into me.
Lay into me, dude. Fine.
470
00:19:55,559 --> 00:19:59,367
13 X-ray 13. Missing
juvenile, 2717 Jefferson.
471
00:19:59,439 --> 00:20:02,363
Code 2 incident
5-7-5-5 and RD 13-27.
472
00:20:03,399 --> 00:20:06,607
13 X-ray 13, we're gonna be
Code 6 on the missing juvenile.
473
00:20:08,159 --> 00:20:09,884
I can't see dick.
474
00:20:11,439 --> 00:20:12,967
Hi.
475
00:20:14,319 --> 00:20:16,283
Yeah. We got a call
about some missing children.
476
00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:18,639
Yes. Yes,
my babies are gone.
477
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:19,886
- All right.
- My babies are gone.
478
00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:21,006
You want to let us in?
We can talk.
479
00:20:21,078 --> 00:20:22,245
We can have a conversation
about this, all right?
480
00:20:22,318 --> 00:20:23,606
Oh, okay, okay.
481
00:20:23,718 --> 00:20:25,638
My babies are gone. They've
been missing all night.
482
00:20:25,719 --> 00:20:27,639
- And I've been here.
- Why don't you step over here a second?
483
00:20:27,718 --> 00:20:28,885
Officer, we're wasting time.
484
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,125
Sir, let me see your hands.
485
00:20:30,198 --> 00:20:31,682
How many children are missing?
486
00:20:31,758 --> 00:20:34,322
Two, a boy and a girl.
487
00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:36,438
Ma'am, what are the ages of the
children that are missing?
488
00:20:36,518 --> 00:20:39,399
One is one and the
other will be three soon.
489
00:20:39,478 --> 00:20:41,082
- Sir!
- Somebody took them.
490
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:43,166
Let me see your hands, please.
Let me see your hands.
491
00:20:43,238 --> 00:20:45,398
- Quick, quick. In and out.
- Put your hands behind your head.
492
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:46,885
All right. All right.
493
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,278
Hands behind your head!
494
00:20:48,357 --> 00:20:49,546
I've been here all night.
495
00:20:49,558 --> 00:20:50,846
Officer, we're good here.
496
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,118
Listen, don't say
anything to them, man.
497
00:20:52,197 --> 00:20:53,364
I know, but they're not here.
498
00:20:53,437 --> 00:20:54,517
They're gone.
The babies are gone.
499
00:20:54,597 --> 00:20:55,557
What did you say?
500
00:20:55,637 --> 00:20:56,957
I'm gonna check
the house, okay?
501
00:20:57,037 --> 00:20:59,001
Please listen to me. I'm trying to
tell you. I've looked...
502
00:20:59,077 --> 00:21:00,277
The kids are
with their grandma.
503
00:21:00,357 --> 00:21:02,081
- Is this your husband?
- That's not my husband.
504
00:21:02,157 --> 00:21:04,121
- Sit the fuck down!
- I've been looking.
505
00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:05,485
I'm gonna check the house.
506
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:08,044
Sometimes children can hide under
a bed or in a closet, okay?
507
00:21:08,116 --> 00:21:09,404
You can talk to my partner.
508
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,677
You're wasting time!
509
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:14,125
The kids are not here! If you can
please go outside and get my kids.
510
00:21:14,197 --> 00:21:15,517
Talk to my partner.
511
00:21:15,597 --> 00:21:17,681
Stop, don't push me!
My babies are missing!
512
00:21:17,756 --> 00:21:19,317
Let me see some type of warrant.
You got a warrant?
513
00:21:19,396 --> 00:21:20,563
Officer, let me see
some type of warrant.
514
00:21:20,636 --> 00:21:21,760
We don't need a warrant,
she let us in.
515
00:21:21,836 --> 00:21:23,560
Why the fuck
did you say anything?
516
00:21:23,636 --> 00:21:25,644
Why the fuck
did you say anything?
517
00:21:25,756 --> 00:21:27,556
- Sit down, man.
- Officer, can I get a cigarette?
518
00:21:27,636 --> 00:21:29,240
Not right now.
519
00:21:29,316 --> 00:21:30,604
I'm trying to
tell you, the kids
520
00:21:30,676 --> 00:21:32,444
are with their grandma,
man, okay?
521
00:21:32,515 --> 00:21:33,956
I heard you.
They're with the grandma.
522
00:21:37,076 --> 00:21:38,396
Would you please
listen to me, Officer?
523
00:21:38,476 --> 00:21:39,857
Let me see
some type of warrant.
524
00:21:42,275 --> 00:21:44,403
You shut the fuck up!
Why did you let them in here?
525
00:21:44,475 --> 00:21:45,479
Press charges
on this motherfucker!
526
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:46,635
You fucking bitch,
I'm gonna kill you!
527
00:21:46,716 --> 00:21:48,276
I'm gonna kill you,
motherfucker!
528
00:21:48,355 --> 00:21:49,960
Get the fuck off me!
529
00:21:50,436 --> 00:21:51,515
What the fuck's happening?
530
00:21:51,595 --> 00:21:52,796
Wait a minute!
All right, all right!
531
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:55,199
Did you hear
what I said to you?
532
00:21:55,275 --> 00:21:57,538
You just let me know how clear
I have to make myself to you.
533
00:21:57,595 --> 00:21:58,976
Why don't you open
your fucking mouth
534
00:21:59,035 --> 00:22:00,595
and tell me how clear
I have to make myself to you?
535
00:22:00,675 --> 00:22:02,835
Partner! Partner!
Get off him.
536
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:05,479
Brian, what's up?
537
00:22:05,714 --> 00:22:06,958
You okay, partner?
538
00:22:07,115 --> 00:22:08,282
What's happening, Brian?
539
00:22:08,355 --> 00:22:09,736
Fuck you,
you dumb-ass smoking bitch!
540
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,159
I'm gonna kick you
in the fucking face!
541
00:22:11,234 --> 00:22:12,478
I found the kids.
542
00:22:12,554 --> 00:22:14,114
Go ahead,
you fucking crackhead.
543
00:22:14,435 --> 00:22:15,559
Shit.
544
00:22:20,554 --> 00:22:22,202
It's okay, it's okay.
You're okay now.
545
00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:23,595
You're okay.
546
00:22:24,234 --> 00:22:26,154
I'm just gonna...
Shit.
547
00:22:30,274 --> 00:22:32,914
It's okay. It's okay, sweetie.
All right.
548
00:22:33,234 --> 00:22:35,078
Hey, buddy, stay still.
549
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,514
All right, you're okay now.
You're okay.
550
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,437
Come here, come here.
You okay?
551
00:22:46,674 --> 00:22:48,157
You gonna take care
of your sister?
552
00:23:03,273 --> 00:23:04,997
Fucking kids.
553
00:23:35,671 --> 00:23:36,751
It's so funny.
554
00:23:36,911 --> 00:23:39,639
It's so funny to text.
555
00:23:39,712 --> 00:23:41,093
Who are you texting?
That same bitch?
556
00:23:41,351 --> 00:23:42,595
Dude, yeah.
She's smart, man.
557
00:23:42,752 --> 00:23:44,115
She's like the first girl
I can
558
00:23:44,191 --> 00:23:45,479
actually have
a conversation with.
559
00:23:45,671 --> 00:23:48,159
You know she has a Master of
Sciences in Fluid Hydraulics.
560
00:23:48,991 --> 00:23:50,639
- Fluid Hydraulics?
- Yes.
561
00:23:51,671 --> 00:23:53,232
I wouldn't brag
about that, dude.
562
00:23:53,471 --> 00:23:55,719
That she has a master's
degree in Fluid Hydraulics.
563
00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:58,239
I date all these girls, man.
They're smoking hot.
564
00:23:58,311 --> 00:23:59,808
Yeah, your little
fucking badge bunnies.
565
00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:01,354
I get laid without a badge,
thank you very much.
566
00:24:01,431 --> 00:24:02,675
Because you were
in the Marines.
567
00:24:02,871 --> 00:24:04,758
Don't ask, don't tell.
568
00:24:04,831 --> 00:24:06,478
There's a pattern,
an MO here.
569
00:24:06,991 --> 00:24:08,955
First date is dinner
and a respectful kiss.
570
00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:12,350
Second date is dinner,
full carnal knowledge.
571
00:24:12,791 --> 00:24:15,235
And then third date is dinner
and uncomfortable silences
572
00:24:15,310 --> 00:24:17,590
when I try and discuss
anything of merit.
573
00:24:18,470 --> 00:24:20,914
Then it's two or three booty
calls and it's on to the next.
574
00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:26,399
Okay, I went to prom and
I got married a week later.
575
00:24:26,470 --> 00:24:29,351
And I ain't tapped anybody but Old
Faithful for, like, eight years.
576
00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:32,631
So I don't know what you're
tripping about, dude.
577
00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:34,790
Okay. Wait,
look at me real quick.
578
00:24:34,870 --> 00:24:36,353
- Okay, ready?
- Okay.
579
00:24:36,429 --> 00:24:39,037
I want somebody to talk to.
Not just sleep with.
580
00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,877
Do you fucking understand
what I'm saying?
581
00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:44,234
- Yeah.
- Jesus, dude.
582
00:24:44,869 --> 00:24:47,270
White people get hung up on this
fucking soul mate bullshit.
583
00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:50,837
Just hook up with a chick
that can cook and wants kids.
584
00:24:50,909 --> 00:24:52,197
Some bitch that's down for you,
585
00:24:52,269 --> 00:24:54,517
that won't fuck your friends,
and you're straight.
586
00:24:54,589 --> 00:24:56,913
Dude, you're the smartest
motherfucker I know,
587
00:24:56,988 --> 00:24:59,596
you're not gonna find some
chick that's as smart as you.
588
00:25:02,029 --> 00:25:03,589
- Really, dude?
- Yeah, what?
589
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:06,790
Really? I'm sorry that the perfect
girl wasn't dropped in front of me
590
00:25:06,868 --> 00:25:08,189
when I was 18 years old.
591
00:25:08,428 --> 00:25:09,836
Do you talk to Gabby?
592
00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:11,752
Do you even have
discussions with the girl?
593
00:25:11,868 --> 00:25:14,269
Do you want me to translate that
into fucking His... Spanish?
594
00:25:14,348 --> 00:25:15,353
Into Hispanic?
595
00:25:15,428 --> 00:25:17,348
Whatever the fuck it is.
596
00:25:17,708 --> 00:25:19,868
Yeah, bro, what do
you think, we're mutes?
597
00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:23,069
And we just...
Like, sign to each other?
598
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:24,392
Yeah, we talk, stupid.
599
00:25:24,468 --> 00:25:26,509
Gabby's a trip.
You know she's a trip, bro.
600
00:25:26,588 --> 00:25:28,193
You should hear the shit
that comes out of her mouth.
601
00:25:28,428 --> 00:25:30,155
You know what? She would
be great on Jeopardy!
602
00:25:30,307 --> 00:25:31,671
She's way smarter than I am.
603
00:25:32,028 --> 00:25:34,276
All right, so you see what I'm talking
about. That's all I want, man.
604
00:25:34,348 --> 00:25:35,636
I know you want
a chick like my girl,
605
00:25:35,707 --> 00:25:37,013
but I'll kill you
if you touch her.
606
00:25:37,268 --> 00:25:40,029
Fuck! I'm going to kill you, dude!
Shut up, man!
607
00:25:43,427 --> 00:25:44,911
What's this chick's name, dude?
608
00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:46,719
You don't deserve to
fucking know her name.
609
00:25:47,906 --> 00:25:48,867
Dude, fuck that!
610
00:25:50,827 --> 00:25:52,311
Janet.
Did you run her?
611
00:25:52,547 --> 00:25:54,194
Yes, she's clean.
612
00:25:54,827 --> 00:25:57,108
She's kind of the complete
package, man. It's like...
613
00:25:59,546 --> 00:26:01,074
We're going out again.
614
00:26:01,547 --> 00:26:03,467
Saturday's my little sister's
quinceañera.
615
00:26:03,546 --> 00:26:05,794
You should roll through with
Janet from another planet.
616
00:26:05,866 --> 00:26:08,267
Dude, this shit's gonna be hard-core
Mexican though, bro.
617
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,347
You know how my familia rolls.
618
00:26:42,505 --> 00:26:43,869
Hey, mija.
619
00:26:45,026 --> 00:26:46,913
- What's up?
- Come here, baby girl.
620
00:26:48,105 --> 00:26:49,752
Drink the Jim Jones,
baby, come on.
621
00:26:52,705 --> 00:26:56,786
Hey, baby? Tell me something.
You ever fucked on heroin?
622
00:26:56,864 --> 00:26:57,869
Yeah, right.
623
00:26:57,944 --> 00:26:59,505
I could fuck forever
on that shit.
624
00:27:01,025 --> 00:27:02,945
I'll eat your pussy
for hours, girl.
625
00:27:03,024 --> 00:27:04,552
Get the fuck over here.
626
00:27:05,264 --> 00:27:07,228
Fuck that fool,
he's crazy, he's tripping.
627
00:27:07,984 --> 00:27:11,072
You're my fucking lady.
I'll buy you shit.
628
00:27:11,744 --> 00:27:12,988
You see this shit right here?
629
00:27:14,224 --> 00:27:16,472
It's fucking money.
Real shit.
630
00:27:16,664 --> 00:27:17,908
What you like?
631
00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:20,352
- Come here.
- Okay.
632
00:27:21,984 --> 00:27:25,868
Any Newton unit. 5-0-7 party.
3645 Trinity Street.
633
00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:28,584
Incident 38-90 and RD 13-76.
634
00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:30,544
X 9, send me the call.
635
00:27:30,623 --> 00:27:34,028
X 9, roger.
39-25 shows Code 6 of X 9.
636
00:27:34,104 --> 00:27:35,392
X 25, roger.
637
00:27:35,464 --> 00:27:37,308
X 13, we're gonna be Code 6
on the party call.
638
00:27:37,384 --> 00:27:38,431
X 13, roger.
639
00:27:54,703 --> 00:27:58,544
Keep your eyes wide, this place
is assholed up. Clear the car.
640
00:28:09,942 --> 00:28:11,350
Put that shit away.
641
00:28:13,142 --> 00:28:14,430
Put that down, bro.
642
00:28:20,501 --> 00:28:22,302
What's the occasion?
643
00:28:27,982 --> 00:28:30,110
Can you turn down the music?
644
00:28:36,901 --> 00:28:40,186
Have some respect, La La.
Don't light up in front of us.
645
00:28:40,502 --> 00:28:42,705
Why don't you take a hit, mija?
It will chill you out.
646
00:28:42,781 --> 00:28:45,389
It'll be like back in the days.
Remember?
647
00:28:45,461 --> 00:28:47,664
I don't remember shit. I don't
know what you're talking about.
648
00:28:47,741 --> 00:28:49,346
I said put it out.
649
00:28:50,341 --> 00:28:52,349
You know you want this, pig.
650
00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:55,985
I wouldn't fucking touch that
if you were the last bitch on Earth.
651
00:28:56,381 --> 00:28:57,789
- Fuck you.
- No, fuck you.
652
00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:58,985
Why don't you take a seat?
653
00:28:59,060 --> 00:29:00,501
You look in the mirror...
Lock it up, Orozco.
654
00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:02,185
You're just a common gangster
bitch like all the rest.
655
00:29:02,261 --> 00:29:03,461
Why don't you sit
your ass down?
656
00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:05,190
Why don't you do
what they tell you, puppet?
657
00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:07,100
- Want me to make you?
- Lock it up, partner.
658
00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:09,821
You know what?
659
00:29:10,740 --> 00:29:12,344
I'll fucking sit down now.
660
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:14,025
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
661
00:29:24,299 --> 00:29:26,100
So, Mr. Big Evil,
662
00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:28,819
why do they call you Big Evil?
663
00:29:30,140 --> 00:29:31,504
Because,
664
00:29:32,539 --> 00:29:34,863
my evil is big.
665
00:29:52,339 --> 00:29:55,699
Can you turn down the music? We got
a noise complaint or some shit.
666
00:30:24,578 --> 00:30:26,106
Then you go faster.
667
00:30:30,377 --> 00:30:33,138
I am nailing this.
Oh, my...
668
00:30:43,297 --> 00:30:44,497
Come on, baby.
669
00:30:49,617 --> 00:30:50,937
- Hey, bro.
- Hey.
670
00:30:52,056 --> 00:30:53,584
- Hi, baby.
- Cindy, what's up?
671
00:30:53,657 --> 00:30:54,978
I wanted to
introduce you to Janet.
672
00:30:55,056 --> 00:30:57,217
Hi. It's so nice to meet you.
Happy birthday.
673
00:30:57,296 --> 00:30:58,300
Thank you.
674
00:30:58,376 --> 00:30:59,380
You look beautiful.
675
00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:01,140
Pick up your dress so
you don't step on it.
676
00:31:01,296 --> 00:31:03,096
- You look beautiful.
- I gotta go. Bye!
677
00:31:03,176 --> 00:31:04,976
- All grown up.
- He spoils her.
678
00:31:05,057 --> 00:31:06,377
But I want to give you
the lowdown.
679
00:31:06,456 --> 00:31:07,864
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
680
00:31:07,937 --> 00:31:10,021
So, everybody here is pretty much
family. Like somehow.
681
00:31:10,096 --> 00:31:12,180
They're all Mexican family.
682
00:31:12,256 --> 00:31:13,544
You got cousins and you
got aunts and uncles,
683
00:31:13,616 --> 00:31:15,383
just like everything else, and
then you got cousins' cousins.
684
00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:17,617
And then you have Brian.
685
00:31:17,815 --> 00:31:19,810
You stick around, you're
gonna see somebody throw up.
686
00:31:19,856 --> 00:31:21,897
Couple fights.
It's fun. It's fun.
687
00:31:21,976 --> 00:31:24,016
Enough, enough. I'm sorry.
688
00:31:24,175 --> 00:31:26,020
Well, I'm Irish,
so it's the same thing.
689
00:31:26,095 --> 00:31:28,540
Big families, and nobody
ever gets divorced.
690
00:31:28,655 --> 00:31:30,019
- And they all wear purple.
- Well, less purple,
691
00:31:30,095 --> 00:31:31,656
but just as much beer.
692
00:31:31,735 --> 00:31:32,783
She's funny.
693
00:31:32,855 --> 00:31:34,984
They get way too drunk
and get in fistfights.
694
00:31:35,055 --> 00:31:35,983
Yeah, same here.
695
00:31:36,055 --> 00:31:38,063
But you mess with one person, you
have the whole family after you.
696
00:31:38,135 --> 00:31:39,302
That's the way to do it.
697
00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:41,331
- There you go.
- You just described Mexican people.
698
00:31:41,415 --> 00:31:42,615
Can I feel it?
Is that okay?
699
00:31:42,695 --> 00:31:44,419
Yeah, he's actually kicking
a lot right now. Here.
700
00:31:44,575 --> 00:31:45,956
And I think his feet
are right there.
701
00:31:47,495 --> 00:31:49,382
Do you feel it?
702
00:31:49,695 --> 00:31:51,015
Oh, my God.
703
00:31:51,095 --> 00:31:52,503
I like her, Brian.
704
00:31:52,855 --> 00:31:54,579
- Buddy.
- How long have you known Brian?
705
00:31:54,655 --> 00:31:57,459
Three years. He and Mike
went to the Academy together, so...
706
00:31:57,535 --> 00:31:58,898
Right.
707
00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:48,616
Brian, it's you.
708
00:33:02,052 --> 00:33:03,460
Hi.
709
00:33:06,013 --> 00:33:07,932
I'm gonna try
not to wake you up.
710
00:33:12,852 --> 00:33:15,056
I can't believe
that I stayed over.
711
00:33:17,772 --> 00:33:22,333
This, this is interesting.
I have never shot one before.
712
00:33:24,131 --> 00:33:26,499
Maybe that could be
our next date.
713
00:33:29,611 --> 00:33:32,579
I did go through your wallet.
I'm sorry.
714
00:33:32,651 --> 00:33:34,692
I am naturally curious.
715
00:33:34,771 --> 00:33:36,571
I hope that's okay.
716
00:33:37,651 --> 00:33:42,060
Gotta love a guy who has a picture
of his mom in his wallet.
717
00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:48,099
This? Yeah.
718
00:33:48,171 --> 00:33:51,739
Kristin, Mia, Raquel,
etcetera, etcetera...
719
00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:54,131
You won't be
needing this any more.
720
00:34:02,930 --> 00:34:04,130
You were drooling.
721
00:34:20,089 --> 00:34:21,509
What are we looking for again?
722
00:34:22,009 --> 00:34:24,050
All the food groups,
dope, money and guns.
723
00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:26,094
The ghetto will provide, bro.
724
00:34:33,009 --> 00:34:34,733
Fucking Sarge.
Sarge!
725
00:34:35,129 --> 00:34:37,617
We're staking out Curbside.
They're gonna spot your unit.
726
00:34:37,689 --> 00:34:40,253
What, you think they
don't know you're here?
727
00:34:40,329 --> 00:34:42,285
Van Hauser wants to file
a complaint on you, Taylor.
728
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:44,457
Oh, the USS Van Hauser?
729
00:34:44,529 --> 00:34:45,892
The LAPD's
stealthiest submarine,
730
00:34:45,969 --> 00:34:47,290
only surfaces at
the end of watch?
731
00:34:47,489 --> 00:34:49,213
He said you were
videotaping him.
732
00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:51,329
What did I tell you
about that shit?
733
00:34:51,528 --> 00:34:52,892
Why is he such a bitter dude?
734
00:34:52,969 --> 00:34:54,452
If he hates pushing
the black and white so much,
735
00:34:54,528 --> 00:34:56,689
why doesn't he just leave his badge
on the watch commander's desk
736
00:34:56,768 --> 00:34:58,373
and go home and
eat a bowl of dicks?
737
00:34:58,449 --> 00:35:00,096
Have some empathy for this man.
738
00:35:00,968 --> 00:35:02,256
Taylor, I gotta put in my log
739
00:35:02,328 --> 00:35:04,336
that I verbally counseled you
about this fucking camera.
740
00:35:04,408 --> 00:35:06,536
What? I was documenting
a crime scene.
741
00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:07,812
Have a good day, ladies.
742
00:35:07,888 --> 00:35:09,536
Yeah.
Take it easy.
743
00:35:25,087 --> 00:35:26,890
God, is that Big Evil's
mom right there?
744
00:35:26,968 --> 00:35:28,812
- His mom?
- Yeah, that's Mrs. Evil.
745
00:35:30,087 --> 00:35:31,134
Who's the cowboy?
746
00:35:31,648 --> 00:35:34,648
I don't know. He's got money,
look at his truck.
747
00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:36,327
I'm gonna run him.
748
00:35:36,407 --> 00:35:37,404
You want to jam this fool?
749
00:35:37,447 --> 00:35:38,647
Yes, I do.
750
00:35:41,367 --> 00:35:43,528
Plate's clean. Shit.
751
00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:45,810
What's our PC though?
752
00:35:45,887 --> 00:35:48,091
That stupid CD hanging
from his rearview mirror,
753
00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:50,130
obstructing his vision.
754
00:35:50,206 --> 00:35:51,614
- Let's do this.
- All right.
755
00:36:02,726 --> 00:36:04,090
Come on, fucker.
756
00:36:04,366 --> 00:36:05,730
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
757
00:36:07,725 --> 00:36:09,089
Light them up.
758
00:36:09,166 --> 00:36:10,410
13 X-ray 13,
we're Code 6
759
00:36:11,006 --> 00:36:13,526
on 39 street, east of Wall.
760
00:36:13,966 --> 00:36:16,333
License plate
4-Boy-1-7-3-2.
761
00:36:16,486 --> 00:36:17,730
Gray Dodge pickup.
762
00:36:17,806 --> 00:36:19,366
13 X 13, roger, Code 6...
763
00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:21,170
Let's get this fucker.
764
00:36:36,885 --> 00:36:38,052
Gun!
765
00:36:40,205 --> 00:36:41,548
Get the fuck out of the car.
766
00:36:43,165 --> 00:36:45,052
Get the fuck out the car!
767
00:36:46,724 --> 00:36:48,088
You good, partner?
768
00:36:48,165 --> 00:36:49,366
I'm good.
769
00:36:50,205 --> 00:36:52,649
X 25 shows Code 6 with X 13.
770
00:36:53,164 --> 00:36:54,932
13 x 2-5, roger.
771
00:36:57,164 --> 00:36:58,724
You okay?
772
00:37:01,644 --> 00:37:02,964
13 X-ray 13 show...
773
00:37:03,044 --> 00:37:04,195
Transport this son of a bitch.
774
00:37:04,244 --> 00:37:05,248
Yeah, no problem.
775
00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:13,088
Check out this
motherfucker's burner, bro.
776
00:37:13,163 --> 00:37:14,604
Holy shit.
777
00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:17,308
Dude, he's got more bling than
the old lady's wedding ring.
778
00:37:21,283 --> 00:37:22,287
A cell.
779
00:37:22,883 --> 00:37:24,847
- You don't have any holes in you?
- I'm good, bro.
780
00:37:24,924 --> 00:37:26,724
Let's toss the truck.
781
00:37:27,563 --> 00:37:29,243
Hey, who was he shooting at?
782
00:37:29,323 --> 00:37:30,883
- What?
- Who was he shooting at?
783
00:37:30,963 --> 00:37:31,968
Me.
784
00:37:32,243 --> 00:37:33,443
That's fucked up, man.
785
00:37:37,123 --> 00:37:39,643
Air 11, show us responding.
786
00:37:46,122 --> 00:37:47,366
Fucking...
787
00:37:48,562 --> 00:37:50,210
Soup.
788
00:37:53,443 --> 00:37:54,643
What's up?
789
00:37:58,082 --> 00:38:00,931
Yo, that's big money
right there, bro. Shit.
790
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,769
Oh, shit.
791
00:38:11,321 --> 00:38:12,882
What the fuck is it?
792
00:38:13,322 --> 00:38:14,850
Homeboy's a player, dude.
793
00:38:15,721 --> 00:38:16,769
We got a surprise for you.
794
00:38:18,081 --> 00:38:19,565
Liberace's AK.
795
00:38:20,961 --> 00:38:22,849
What?
796
00:38:27,681 --> 00:38:29,568
Holy shit.
797
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:34,961
Here we have two of the major
food groups, money and guns.
798
00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:38,925
This is the lifeblood of our
organization. Paperwork.
799
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,408
The way red corpuscles carry
oxygen through the body,
800
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,528
paperwork carries information
through the department.
801
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,444
What are corpuscles?
802
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,928
Evening, guys.
803
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,004
- Evening. How you doing, Captain?
- Sir.
804
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,088
So this is it? These are the guns
you took off the cowboy?
805
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,164
- Yup.
- Yes, sir.
806
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:55,920
Mind if I pick them up?
807
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:58,644
Fancy.
808
00:38:58,720 --> 00:38:59,800
That's some nice hardware.
809
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:01,888
Yeah, I heard he took a shot at you.
You okay?
810
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,760
- Yeah, I'm fine. I'm good.
- He's good.
811
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,127
Liberace's AK.
812
00:39:05,199 --> 00:39:06,880
This looks like Liberace's AK.
813
00:39:08,359 --> 00:39:10,967
Keep up the good work, guys.
I really appreciate it. Carry on.
814
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,284
- Thank you.
- Good evening, sir.
815
00:39:12,359 --> 00:39:13,407
Good night, Van Hauser.
816
00:39:13,479 --> 00:39:14,603
Evening, sir.
817
00:39:15,679 --> 00:39:16,880
Why do you get nervous?
818
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,804
Women want him, men want to be
him, man. He's just...
819
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,287
Yeah, I know.
But you want him.
820
00:39:20,359 --> 00:39:22,400
Dude, I'm not gay, but
I'd go down on him if he asked.
821
00:39:24,359 --> 00:39:26,400
Sometimes I don't know
when you're kidding.
822
00:39:26,679 --> 00:39:28,137
And I have to know
when you're kidding.
823
00:39:28,599 --> 00:39:30,247
- I'm not kidding.
- I gotta know when you're kidding.
824
00:39:30,319 --> 00:39:31,879
I'm not kidding.
825
00:39:37,158 --> 00:39:38,402
Dude. I gotta go.
826
00:39:38,798 --> 00:39:40,282
I'm taking Janet
to the Philharmonic.
827
00:39:41,319 --> 00:39:42,639
Enjoy your white people shit.
828
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:44,291
Oh, thanks, I'll bring
you back a burrito.
829
00:39:44,318 --> 00:39:45,606
No problem.
830
00:40:13,838 --> 00:40:15,485
You're the best.
831
00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:21,917
One more time.
832
00:40:25,917 --> 00:40:28,961
Dude! Stop.
Stop, man, fuck.
833
00:40:35,836 --> 00:40:37,320
What are you gonna say
to the taxpayers
834
00:40:37,397 --> 00:40:39,764
when you crash the fucking car?
835
00:40:40,636 --> 00:40:43,996
Drink more coffee.
836
00:40:44,396 --> 00:40:47,157
Dude, I'm on my ninth
fucking Red Bull.
837
00:40:48,116 --> 00:40:49,360
We got a fire.
838
00:40:49,436 --> 00:40:50,440
- Where?
- Over there.
839
00:40:51,396 --> 00:40:53,764
13 X-ray 13, we're Code 6
on a structure fire.
840
00:40:53,836 --> 00:40:55,680
- What's that address?
- 1-0-0-2.
841
00:40:55,876 --> 00:40:59,956
1002 Sixth Street. Go ahead
and send RA and fire.
842
00:41:00,036 --> 00:41:02,523
13 X 13, roger on the RA.
843
00:41:06,796 --> 00:41:09,557
My babies!
My babies are in there!
844
00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:10,640
Where? Where?
845
00:41:10,715 --> 00:41:11,795
They're upstairs
in the bedroom.
846
00:41:11,876 --> 00:41:13,043
All right, ma'am.
847
00:41:13,116 --> 00:41:17,121
Z, no! Yo, yo, yo, Z!
Z, wait for fire, bro! Fuck!
848
00:41:21,275 --> 00:41:23,239
- Over there, kids' room.
- Shit.
849
00:41:25,955 --> 00:41:28,475
Dude, the kids' room, come on!
Come here.
850
00:41:35,155 --> 00:41:36,443
Hey, come here, come here.
851
00:41:37,675 --> 00:41:39,323
- Go with him!
- Come on! Come here!
852
00:41:39,394 --> 00:41:41,195
Come here. Wrap your
arms around me.
853
00:41:41,274 --> 00:41:43,074
There you go. Wrap your legs around me.
You got it.
854
00:41:43,155 --> 00:41:44,802
There you go.
I'm going down, Z!
855
00:41:44,874 --> 00:41:47,755
Come on, come on, come on. Come on.
Wrap your legs, then go. Yup.
856
00:41:48,834 --> 00:41:50,514
- Z, you all right?
- I'm good. I'm good.
857
00:41:51,115 --> 00:41:52,959
Come on.
Go, go, go, man!
858
00:41:53,074 --> 00:41:54,874
I'm going, man.
Fuck!
859
00:41:55,354 --> 00:41:57,198
Come on,
put your head right here.
860
00:41:59,194 --> 00:42:00,438
Come on.
861
00:42:00,794 --> 00:42:02,441
- Let's go! Let's go!
- Come down!
862
00:42:02,874 --> 00:42:04,761
Come on, man!
863
00:42:07,313 --> 00:42:09,517
Where's my baby girl?
Where is she?
864
00:42:09,594 --> 00:42:12,398
Wait, wait, wait, lady,
you got more kids?
865
00:42:12,474 --> 00:42:14,514
My girl. She's two.
866
00:42:14,593 --> 00:42:16,121
Oh, shit.
867
00:42:16,194 --> 00:42:19,237
No, Z, Z, no! Come on!
868
00:42:19,593 --> 00:42:21,034
Go, go, go, get up!
869
00:42:21,113 --> 00:42:22,117
Fuck, it's hot.
870
00:42:22,193 --> 00:42:23,798
God damn it!
871
00:42:35,113 --> 00:42:36,641
Come here, babe.
Come here. Come here.
872
00:42:39,192 --> 00:42:41,112
Cover her face. Put that
blanket around her face.
873
00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:42,393
I got her.
874
00:42:44,632 --> 00:42:46,673
- I got her.
- I can't breathe, bro.
875
00:42:48,592 --> 00:42:49,880
Come on, go, go, go.
876
00:42:49,992 --> 00:42:52,196
- I can't see.
- Where you at?
877
00:42:52,392 --> 00:42:53,800
I'm right here.
Follow the light.
878
00:42:54,751 --> 00:42:55,755
I can't see you.
879
00:42:55,832 --> 00:42:56,836
I'm right here.
880
00:43:00,632 --> 00:43:01,592
Come on.
881
00:43:01,672 --> 00:43:02,719
I got it.
882
00:43:02,792 --> 00:43:04,352
I got her. Shit.
883
00:43:04,872 --> 00:43:05,996
I'm going down.
884
00:43:06,871 --> 00:43:08,519
- Come on.
- All right.
885
00:43:19,071 --> 00:43:20,795
Stay still. Stay still.
886
00:43:21,991 --> 00:43:24,119
Come on, come on, come on.
887
00:43:25,551 --> 00:43:27,395
Fuck, I got it, man.
888
00:43:30,871 --> 00:43:32,911
I fucking can't see
out of my...
889
00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:45,830
Where's Z, dude?
890
00:43:45,910 --> 00:43:46,957
I'm right here, dude!
891
00:43:47,230 --> 00:43:48,791
Z, I'm gonna check you out,
sit down right here.
892
00:43:48,870 --> 00:43:50,998
Check you guys out.
Can you open your eyes?
893
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:53,430
You all right, bro?
Give me a bottle of water.
894
00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:54,950
Z! Z!
895
00:43:57,429 --> 00:43:58,990
Get the fuck away, man!
896
00:43:59,069 --> 00:44:01,993
I'm right here. I'm right here.
Get away, get away, bro.
897
00:44:02,070 --> 00:44:03,750
- I'm right here, dude.
- Fuck, man.
898
00:44:03,830 --> 00:44:05,030
Get away, dude.
899
00:44:05,109 --> 00:44:06,473
I'm right here.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
900
00:44:06,549 --> 00:44:07,870
Don't fucking freak out, dude.
901
00:44:07,989 --> 00:44:09,309
Shut up, shut up!
902
00:44:09,389 --> 00:44:10,753
We're good, we're good.
903
00:44:10,830 --> 00:44:12,390
- Shut up. Shut up.
- All right.
904
00:44:20,149 --> 00:44:22,233
For their selfless actions
905
00:44:22,309 --> 00:44:24,993
and their exemplary service
to the citizens of this city,
906
00:44:25,069 --> 00:44:29,750
the Medal of Valor is presented
to Officer Brian Taylor
907
00:44:31,308 --> 00:44:35,029
and Officer Miguel Zavala.
908
00:44:47,828 --> 00:44:49,236
What's up, Sandra?
909
00:44:49,308 --> 00:44:50,388
Hi, Brian.
910
00:44:55,987 --> 00:44:57,635
You feel like a hero?
911
00:44:57,708 --> 00:44:59,148
What?
912
00:44:59,827 --> 00:45:01,791
You feel like a hero?
913
00:45:03,188 --> 00:45:04,628
No.
914
00:45:05,948 --> 00:45:07,956
Yeah, me neither.
915
00:45:10,307 --> 00:45:12,348
What's a hero feel like?
916
00:45:15,387 --> 00:45:16,991
I don't know, man.
917
00:45:19,867 --> 00:45:22,147
Did I tell you
that me and Gabby
918
00:45:22,227 --> 00:45:24,431
got into a huge fight
over the fire?
919
00:45:24,506 --> 00:45:26,710
Nope, you didn't tell me that.
920
00:45:28,147 --> 00:45:29,587
She was...
921
00:45:30,667 --> 00:45:33,428
She's like, you could have
died for someone else's kid
922
00:45:33,507 --> 00:45:35,951
when ours hasn't
even been born yet.
923
00:45:36,026 --> 00:45:38,306
She's like,
you're not a fireman.
924
00:45:38,386 --> 00:45:39,587
Janet said the same thing.
925
00:45:39,666 --> 00:45:40,867
Yeah?
926
00:45:43,026 --> 00:45:45,066
I don't think I could go in
another burning building.
927
00:45:45,146 --> 00:45:49,707
I only went in because you did.
Just put that shit out there.
928
00:45:59,826 --> 00:46:01,506
All right,
dickhead, what is it?
929
00:46:07,105 --> 00:46:10,313
You remember that cowboy
with the blinged-out AK?
930
00:46:10,385 --> 00:46:11,629
Yeah, he's probably my cousin.
931
00:46:11,705 --> 00:46:13,188
All right, I crisscrossed
some numbers on his cell.
932
00:46:13,265 --> 00:46:15,033
Couple addresses come up
in our basic area.
933
00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:16,065
You're not a detective.
934
00:46:16,145 --> 00:46:17,793
That guy is something.
He's into something.
935
00:46:17,865 --> 00:46:19,425
Oh, really? You think?
936
00:46:19,504 --> 00:46:22,625
Dude, DA didn't buy the ADW,
only filed on the weapons beef.
937
00:46:22,705 --> 00:46:23,829
Gang Unit says
they'll get to him,
938
00:46:23,904 --> 00:46:25,028
but they're too busy
or some shit.
939
00:46:25,105 --> 00:46:27,866
And Narco's not interested
because we didn't find dope.
940
00:46:27,945 --> 00:46:29,308
Yeah, but you're not
a detective.
941
00:46:29,384 --> 00:46:31,064
- You're not a fireman.
- Fuck you.
942
00:46:31,584 --> 00:46:33,264
Follow me into the house, dude.
943
00:46:34,224 --> 00:46:35,375
I said you're not a detective.
944
00:46:35,424 --> 00:46:36,471
I want to be a detective.
945
00:46:36,584 --> 00:46:38,384
- You wanna be?
- Follow me into the house, dude.
946
00:46:38,584 --> 00:46:40,548
Follow me into the house.
947
00:46:41,584 --> 00:46:43,907
Follow me into the house, dude.
948
00:46:53,103 --> 00:46:57,752
13 X-ray 13 with a Code 6
at 9-3-1-8, 5-3 street.
949
00:46:58,623 --> 00:47:00,664
13 X 13, roger.
950
00:47:15,463 --> 00:47:18,103
The fuck?
What the fuck?
951
00:47:20,303 --> 00:47:21,786
This is weird.
952
00:47:31,702 --> 00:47:34,583
13 X-ray 13, you need to
send us additional unit.
953
00:47:34,783 --> 00:47:37,303
13 X 13 is requesting
two additional units
954
00:47:37,383 --> 00:47:39,870
for a building search
at 1-0-0, 2-6 street.
955
00:47:52,142 --> 00:47:53,909
It's okay, it's okay.
956
00:47:54,062 --> 00:47:56,462
It's okay. Goodbye.
957
00:47:57,981 --> 00:47:59,209
Fuck this guy.
958
00:48:01,502 --> 00:48:03,422
Get that shit out of here.
959
00:48:09,101 --> 00:48:10,465
I know what that means.
960
00:48:11,901 --> 00:48:13,265
Shut the fuck up, man.
961
00:48:14,261 --> 00:48:15,341
Spread your legs.
962
00:48:17,221 --> 00:48:18,901
Spread your fucking legs.
963
00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:22,708
Put your fucking head back.
964
00:48:24,541 --> 00:48:26,265
- Gun, partner.
- Oh, yeah?
965
00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:33,948
Get your fucking head back.
966
00:48:38,141 --> 00:48:39,906
- Another gun, partner.
- Two, huh?
967
00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:46,427
Wads of cash.
968
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:48,028
All right, tell him to get
on his knees.
969
00:48:51,339 --> 00:48:52,987
Get the fuck over here.
970
00:48:56,340 --> 00:48:58,107
13 X-ray 13.
We've got one in custody.
971
00:48:58,179 --> 00:48:59,543
13 X 13, roger.
972
00:48:59,699 --> 00:49:02,383
- All right, we're good.
- All right.
973
00:49:11,019 --> 00:49:12,143
What do we got?
974
00:49:13,859 --> 00:49:15,267
Check it out, partner.
975
00:49:15,979 --> 00:49:18,140
I got this motherfucker.
976
00:49:25,579 --> 00:49:27,663
Oh, my God.
977
00:49:51,417 --> 00:49:52,465
Take my buddy.
978
00:49:52,538 --> 00:49:54,142
What the fuck, Zavala?
You catch 'em, I clean 'em?
979
00:49:54,218 --> 00:49:55,658
Take him.
980
00:49:56,737 --> 00:49:58,461
I don't know, we got like...
981
00:49:59,257 --> 00:50:00,677
- I'm gonna go outside.
- Yo, Z, you good?
982
00:50:00,737 --> 00:50:01,817
- I'm good, bro.
- Z?
983
00:50:01,897 --> 00:50:03,338
I'm good!
984
00:50:08,937 --> 00:50:10,090
What the fuck?
985
00:50:11,417 --> 00:50:14,537
Federal agents. Who's in charge here?
Are you in charge?
986
00:50:14,657 --> 00:50:16,575
- What the fuck?
- I need to know who's in charge here.
987
00:50:16,616 --> 00:50:17,860
Is this man under arrest?
988
00:50:17,937 --> 00:50:18,941
Yes, sir.
989
00:50:19,017 --> 00:50:20,097
What are the charges
against this man?
990
00:50:20,417 --> 00:50:22,097
- Turn that fucking camera off.
- It's off. It's off.
991
00:50:22,177 --> 00:50:23,289
The fucking camera's off, man.
992
00:50:23,297 --> 00:50:24,377
You guys fucked up.
993
00:50:24,616 --> 00:50:26,777
Just lost a POI
because of you guys.
994
00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:28,701
- Are we clear in there?
- Clear.
995
00:50:29,816 --> 00:50:30,983
What the fuck, bro?
996
00:50:31,056 --> 00:50:33,020
- What did we fuck up?
- I don't fucking know, dude.
997
00:50:33,096 --> 00:50:34,143
Who the fuck is this guy?
998
00:50:34,216 --> 00:50:35,296
I don't fucking know.
999
00:50:58,575 --> 00:51:00,299
We have one POI.
1000
00:51:00,815 --> 00:51:02,103
Dude, I just want to
fucking talk to this guy.
1001
00:51:02,175 --> 00:51:03,212
Let's just get out of here.
1002
00:51:03,215 --> 00:51:05,539
I just want to fucking talk
to him just for a second.
1003
00:51:05,615 --> 00:51:07,415
- Come on, let's go.
- Go ahead.
1004
00:51:08,735 --> 00:51:10,775
Sir, I don't want to
cause any trouble here,
1005
00:51:10,855 --> 00:51:12,466
but we just fucking...
we rolled up here...
1006
00:51:12,535 --> 00:51:13,648
I don't know what's going on.
1007
00:51:13,695 --> 00:51:15,882
It's the second cowboy like this
we've run into in a week.
1008
00:51:15,935 --> 00:51:19,895
Watch out for these guys. They
operate by a different set of rules.
1009
00:51:19,974 --> 00:51:21,175
I know I'm just
a ghetto street cop,
1010
00:51:21,254 --> 00:51:22,378
but you gotta give me
something here.
1011
00:51:22,454 --> 00:51:25,335
We've got indicators he's a runner
for the Sinaloa cartel.
1012
00:51:25,415 --> 00:51:27,019
Yeah, well, we ran him,
he came up clean, dude.
1013
00:51:27,095 --> 00:51:29,418
You guys don't have the proper
clearance for any of this information,
1014
00:51:29,494 --> 00:51:31,294
but I'm gonna throw you a bone.
1015
00:51:31,374 --> 00:51:34,778
Cartels are operating here.
We're on it. Be careful.
1016
00:51:34,854 --> 00:51:36,021
What does that mean though?
1017
00:51:36,174 --> 00:51:39,142
It means you and your
homeboy need to power down.
1018
00:51:39,214 --> 00:51:41,134
You just tugged on
the tail of the snake
1019
00:51:41,214 --> 00:51:42,819
and it's gonna turn around
and bite you back.
1020
00:51:42,893 --> 00:51:44,094
I'm throwing you a bone here.
1021
00:51:44,174 --> 00:51:46,661
Be grateful for what I'm giving you.
I'm giving you a warning.
1022
00:51:46,733 --> 00:51:47,693
Lay low.
1023
00:51:47,774 --> 00:51:48,734
All right, yeah.
1024
00:51:48,813 --> 00:51:49,861
Can I get your name for my log?
1025
00:51:49,934 --> 00:51:51,254
Negative, move along.
1026
00:51:52,454 --> 00:51:53,458
Yeah, all right.
1027
00:51:55,174 --> 00:51:57,302
Sir, you know that there's
five-year-old kids in there?
1028
00:51:57,413 --> 00:51:58,821
- All right, dude. Z.
- For six months?
1029
00:51:58,933 --> 00:52:01,497
Goodbye. Get off the crime scene.
Go home.
1030
00:52:01,573 --> 00:52:02,500
Bye. Yeah.
1031
00:52:02,573 --> 00:52:03,533
Have a nice night.
1032
00:52:03,653 --> 00:52:05,303
- Fucking feds.
- Z, what the fuck, man?
1033
00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:06,856
Fuck them.
1034
00:52:19,973 --> 00:52:22,296
I didn't think that shit
came over here, bro.
1035
00:52:23,132 --> 00:52:26,253
Kids, women. Did you see that
fucking toilet? Filled up with shit.
1036
00:52:28,412 --> 00:52:30,016
Dude, we had no fucking
business being there.
1037
00:52:30,092 --> 00:52:31,139
We didn't even have
a call there.
1038
00:52:31,212 --> 00:52:33,056
Dude, I didn't know what we
were fucking rolling up on.
1039
00:52:33,132 --> 00:52:34,782
You think I knew what
we were rolling up on?
1040
00:52:42,852 --> 00:52:44,379
Human trafficking.
1041
00:53:12,010 --> 00:53:14,891
He's so cute.
You did so good, baby.
1042
00:53:16,290 --> 00:53:17,731
I love this smell.
1043
00:53:19,170 --> 00:53:20,534
Just hold his head
a little bit.
1044
00:53:20,611 --> 00:53:21,899
I am. He's fine.
1045
00:53:21,970 --> 00:53:26,138
You gotta hold him like this,
like a football.
1046
00:53:26,210 --> 00:53:28,010
I know how to hold a baby.
1047
00:53:32,490 --> 00:53:33,930
- Babe, please.
- Like that.
1048
00:53:34,210 --> 00:53:35,738
- Hey.
- Hi.
1049
00:53:35,810 --> 00:53:37,577
Hey, partner,
what's up?
1050
00:53:38,410 --> 00:53:39,970
Come here, dude.
1051
00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:44,897
Look who's here.
1052
00:53:44,969 --> 00:53:46,290
How's Mama doing?
1053
00:53:46,370 --> 00:53:49,534
Mama's tired and cranky.
Just like baby.
1054
00:53:49,889 --> 00:53:51,253
Mama wants to choke Daddy.
1055
00:53:51,330 --> 00:53:52,454
Oh, come on, babe.
1056
00:53:52,570 --> 00:53:53,912
Did you name him Brian?
1057
00:53:54,209 --> 00:53:55,890
Sorry, bro.
1058
00:53:56,290 --> 00:53:58,613
He's a junior. I named
him after his daddy.
1059
00:53:58,689 --> 00:54:00,533
So what's his name?
1060
00:54:02,449 --> 00:54:04,129
Fuck you, dude.
1061
00:54:04,689 --> 00:54:06,052
Can I hold him?
1062
00:54:06,728 --> 00:54:07,895
Yeah.
1063
00:54:17,488 --> 00:54:19,016
So sweet.
1064
00:54:19,889 --> 00:54:21,897
You're so done, bro.
1065
00:54:34,768 --> 00:54:38,096
Hey, baby.
What are you wearing?
1066
00:54:39,647 --> 00:54:41,208
I can say it.
What are you wearing?
1067
00:54:43,127 --> 00:54:44,655
I don't care.
You still look good.
1068
00:54:45,928 --> 00:54:47,652
Yeah, Brian's right here.
1069
00:54:48,248 --> 00:54:51,969
Okay. All right, sorry.
Okay, I love you. Bye.
1070
00:54:53,007 --> 00:54:54,491
You didn't even say hi, man.
1071
00:54:54,567 --> 00:54:56,487
She was pissed, dude.
1072
00:54:59,167 --> 00:55:00,814
How'd you know you were
gonna marry Gabby?
1073
00:55:00,887 --> 00:55:02,612
She told me.
I was just some stoner
1074
00:55:02,686 --> 00:55:04,094
working at my
uncle's muffler shop,
1075
00:55:04,167 --> 00:55:06,295
and one day she grabbed me
by the shoulders and says,
1076
00:55:06,367 --> 00:55:08,375
we're getting married and
you're joining the department,
1077
00:55:08,446 --> 00:55:10,290
because you can make a lot of
money without a college degree.
1078
00:55:10,366 --> 00:55:11,926
And I was like,
fuck, yeah.
1079
00:55:12,006 --> 00:55:15,487
I mean, you love her.
You guys, like, you never fight.
1080
00:55:15,886 --> 00:55:17,010
You're happy together.
1081
00:55:17,086 --> 00:55:18,690
She's my bitch for sure, dude.
1082
00:55:19,326 --> 00:55:21,246
I'm just telling you
the way it went down.
1083
00:55:21,766 --> 00:55:23,370
I popped her cherry
in high school.
1084
00:55:23,486 --> 00:55:25,134
She's never been
with anybody else.
1085
00:55:25,206 --> 00:55:26,810
I've never wanted to
be with anybody else.
1086
00:55:27,406 --> 00:55:29,326
You know, it's easy.
1087
00:55:29,406 --> 00:55:31,654
Things are getting super
serious with Janet and me.
1088
00:55:31,726 --> 00:55:33,252
What, you just found that out?
1089
00:55:33,253 --> 00:55:35,014
Did you read that in the paper
or something?
1090
00:55:35,126 --> 00:55:36,926
Homegirl owns your ass, dude.
1091
00:55:37,006 --> 00:55:38,129
Dude, she wants to move in.
1092
00:55:39,045 --> 00:55:41,685
She's always over, you know. Why
spend the money on two apartments?
1093
00:55:41,765 --> 00:55:43,413
It's not about the money.
1094
00:55:43,486 --> 00:55:45,886
No, her parents are
so traditional, dude.
1095
00:55:46,205 --> 00:55:48,125
- Oh, yeah?
- They will go ballistic.
1096
00:55:48,645 --> 00:55:50,489
But at least we can tell them
we're engaged, you know.
1097
00:55:50,565 --> 00:55:53,730
Oh, whoa! Hold up, bro.
Don't play with that shit.
1098
00:55:54,085 --> 00:55:55,613
You don't ask
a broad to marry you
1099
00:55:55,685 --> 00:55:57,213
because her folks
are old-school.
1100
00:55:57,285 --> 00:55:58,725
No, dude,
you don't understand, man.
1101
00:55:58,805 --> 00:56:00,168
No, dude,
you don't do that shit.
1102
00:56:00,645 --> 00:56:02,053
Think about it, man.
1103
00:56:02,445 --> 00:56:05,926
Dude, after you think about it,
think about it again. Jesus.
1104
00:56:06,484 --> 00:56:08,732
Marriage is forever.
Just realize that.
1105
00:56:09,685 --> 00:56:11,125
It's a promise before God.
1106
00:56:13,644 --> 00:56:17,365
My grandma
was really deep, dude.
1107
00:56:18,324 --> 00:56:21,085
She's seen it all.
You know what I'm saying?
1108
00:56:21,844 --> 00:56:24,212
When me and Gabby got engaged,
bro, she asked me one thing.
1109
00:56:24,284 --> 00:56:25,408
Do you want to hear it?
1110
00:56:25,484 --> 00:56:26,685
Fine, let's hear it.
1111
00:56:27,484 --> 00:56:30,004
She said,
can you live without her?
1112
00:56:32,284 --> 00:56:35,765
And if the answer is yes,
man up and forget her.
1113
00:56:35,844 --> 00:56:37,284
Don't string her along.
1114
00:56:38,324 --> 00:56:39,328
Think about it, bro.
1115
00:56:40,804 --> 00:56:42,408
I did.
1116
00:56:52,403 --> 00:56:54,531
13 X-ray 43.
Officer needs help.
1117
00:56:54,603 --> 00:56:55,563
Where?
1118
00:56:55,643 --> 00:56:57,831
Newton units, stand by.
X 43 officer needs help.
1119
00:56:57,882 --> 00:56:59,607
13 X 43, what's your location?
1120
00:56:59,683 --> 00:57:01,090
- I don't know.
- What?
1121
00:57:01,163 --> 00:57:03,083
- That's Van Hauser's car.
- Come on, Boot!
1122
00:57:03,163 --> 00:57:04,527
Just book it south.
Go, go, go.
1123
00:57:05,683 --> 00:57:07,243
Find a street sign, put it out.
1124
00:57:07,323 --> 00:57:09,723
I don't see any!
1125
00:57:10,163 --> 00:57:12,247
Is there a number on a house?
A building number?
1126
00:57:12,322 --> 00:57:14,887
The house is 3-1-7-7.
Sir, back up!
1127
00:57:16,282 --> 00:57:18,366
Holy shit.
Bro, hook a left on Maple.
1128
00:57:19,403 --> 00:57:22,043
13 X-ray 13, show us responding
Code 3 from 3-0 and Maple.
1129
00:57:22,122 --> 00:57:25,243
13 X 13, roger.
Responding Code 3 Maple and 3-0.
1130
00:57:26,322 --> 00:57:28,646
Right there! Right there!
Bro, right there! Go.
1131
00:57:28,722 --> 00:57:32,530
13 X-ray 13, show us Code 6
at Compton and 3-1 street.
1132
00:57:32,601 --> 00:57:34,489
- Who is that?
- Taylor and Zavala.
1133
00:57:34,641 --> 00:57:37,042
13 X-ray 13, send me an airship
to set up a perimeter.
1134
00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,125
Oh, shit.
1135
00:57:38,201 --> 00:57:39,402
Taylor, would you call
for a rescue?
1136
00:57:39,481 --> 00:57:41,445
Do not move. What did he look like?
Where'd he go?
1137
00:57:41,561 --> 00:57:42,925
Northbound through the houses.
1138
00:57:44,001 --> 00:57:47,089
Hispanic male,
blue checkered shirt.
1139
00:57:47,281 --> 00:57:49,201
Zero-head, he's a parolee,
he's fucking huge.
1140
00:57:49,281 --> 00:57:51,006
13 X-ray 13,
suspect headed northbound,
1141
00:57:51,082 --> 00:57:52,762
heavyset male Hispanic,
shaved head.
1142
00:57:52,841 --> 00:57:54,522
Weapon used was a knife.
KMA.
1143
00:57:55,521 --> 00:57:56,525
Let's do this shit.
1144
00:57:56,601 --> 00:57:59,165
Careful, men. On your left.
He's fucking huge.
1145
00:58:00,881 --> 00:58:02,646
- It's clear over here.
- Crossing.
1146
00:58:02,921 --> 00:58:04,044
- The windows?
- You got left?
1147
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:05,200
I got right.
1148
00:58:05,481 --> 00:58:07,249
Push, push, push.
1149
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,841
You're on my elbow. You call it out.
You call it out if you see it.
1150
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:15,087
Dude, I see him. On the left. On the left.
Ready, go, go, split.
1151
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:16,601
Take it, you bitch. Fuck you!
1152
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:17,881
On the left.
I've got him, you ready?
1153
00:58:17,961 --> 00:58:20,568
Fucking bitch. Fucking whore.
Try to fuck with me? Fuck you!
1154
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,828
Get the fuck off her or I will
blow your fucking head off!
1155
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,321
I'm done.
I ain't resisting, Officer.
1156
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,480
Don't fucking look at me!
1157
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,240
- I ain't resisting, sir.
- Shut the fuck up!
1158
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:30,168
Get up! Put your hands
over your head! Get up.
1159
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,364
Put your hands over your head.
1160
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,524
Back up towards me
till I tell you to stop.
1161
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,284
Move. Move. Move.
1162
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,727
Move. Stop!
Get on your fucking knees.
1163
00:58:40,799 --> 00:58:42,808
And cross your goddamn feet
together, you hear me?
1164
00:58:42,879 --> 00:58:44,440
Cross your legs.
1165
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,640
If I hear a fucking
word out of you,
1166
00:58:45,719 --> 00:58:47,443
I will blow you out
of your fucking socks.
1167
00:58:47,519 --> 00:58:48,807
Hook him, Z.
1168
00:58:55,119 --> 00:58:58,043
13 X-ray 13, show a Code 4.
Suspect's in custody.
1169
00:58:58,239 --> 00:59:00,039
- You good, Z?
- I'm good. Are you good?
1170
00:59:01,919 --> 00:59:03,163
God damn it.
1171
00:59:03,479 --> 00:59:04,887
All right, you're
gonna be all right.
1172
00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:06,486
You're gonna be all right.
You're gonna be all right.
1173
00:59:06,678 --> 00:59:09,046
Fuck, man, her face is
all fucking broken in.
1174
00:59:09,199 --> 00:59:11,239
13 X-ray 13 requesting
an additional RA.
1175
00:59:11,318 --> 00:59:13,118
- 13 X 13, roger on the RA.
- You're gonna be okay.
1176
00:59:13,199 --> 00:59:14,846
You're gonna be all right.
We're here for you, all right?
1177
00:59:14,918 --> 00:59:16,415
Dude, we got
the cavalry coming.
1178
00:59:16,438 --> 00:59:18,663
That motherfucker's gonna pay
for what he did, you hear me?
1179
00:59:18,798 --> 00:59:20,446
Boot, you hear me?
Boot?
1180
00:59:20,518 --> 00:59:21,522
Don't call her Boot, bro.
1181
00:59:21,598 --> 00:59:23,125
Well, I don't know
what her fucking name is!
1182
00:59:23,198 --> 00:59:24,486
Is there a tag anywhere?
Do you see a tag?
1183
00:59:24,558 --> 00:59:25,605
No.
1184
00:59:26,758 --> 00:59:28,678
You hearing me? She's nodding,
dude, she's nodding, she hears me.
1185
00:59:28,757 --> 00:59:30,841
You're gonna be okay, all right?
Do you hear me?
1186
00:59:31,998 --> 00:59:33,646
It's all good.
It's all good.
1187
00:59:38,957 --> 00:59:40,201
You're gonna be okay, brother.
1188
00:59:40,277 --> 00:59:42,917
Fucking cut my vest off.
God damn it, Taylor.
1189
00:59:42,997 --> 00:59:46,925
I tell you one fucking thing!
Fucking cut my vest off!
1190
00:59:46,997 --> 00:59:48,224
All right, bro,
we got your back.
1191
00:59:48,277 --> 00:59:50,361
Jesus Christ!
God damn it.
1192
00:59:50,437 --> 00:59:53,438
Get back, brother, all right.
You're good, bro. We got your back.
1193
00:59:53,517 --> 00:59:56,201
They cut my fucking vest.
They cut my fucking vest.
1194
00:59:57,597 --> 00:59:58,841
What's up? You okay?
1195
00:59:59,237 --> 01:00:01,245
Taylor, I'm really tired, dude.
1196
01:00:01,637 --> 01:00:05,042
Why didn't you shoot that son of a bitch?
You had him dead to rights.
1197
01:00:05,717 --> 01:00:07,561
I just didn't feel like killing
anyone tonight, Sarge.
1198
01:00:07,637 --> 01:00:09,018
You feel like writing this up?
1199
01:00:09,476 --> 01:00:11,680
Brass is gonna want clean paper,
make sure all the logs match.
1200
01:00:11,757 --> 01:00:13,000
Sarge, did you see that?
1201
01:00:13,076 --> 01:00:15,564
Van H had a fucking Ginsu
sticking out of his eye.
1202
01:00:15,636 --> 01:00:16,999
His eye was cut in half.
1203
01:00:17,076 --> 01:00:18,243
The lens was hanging out.
1204
01:00:18,516 --> 01:00:19,804
He's not coming back.
1205
01:00:20,316 --> 01:00:21,363
Rookie too.
1206
01:00:21,436 --> 01:00:22,799
- She ain't coming back.
- What?
1207
01:00:22,876 --> 01:00:24,524
She gave me this to give
to the watch commander.
1208
01:00:24,596 --> 01:00:25,676
On the spot?
1209
01:00:25,756 --> 01:00:26,836
Yeah.
1210
01:00:26,916 --> 01:00:28,803
Oh, well. She wouldn't have
made probation anyway.
1211
01:00:28,876 --> 01:00:29,836
Hell, no.
1212
01:00:29,915 --> 01:00:30,919
What, because her daddy's
not a captain?
1213
01:00:30,995 --> 01:00:32,675
You know she wasn't
cut out for this shit.
1214
01:00:32,756 --> 01:00:34,403
- Why is that?
- The evidence.
1215
01:00:34,676 --> 01:00:36,084
She almost got
Van Hauser killed.
1216
01:00:36,156 --> 01:00:38,960
You guys are cold, man. You
got cold, dead eyes. You know that?
1217
01:00:39,076 --> 01:00:40,156
Yeah, both of us.
1218
01:00:40,235 --> 01:00:41,436
Yeah, both of you.
You have a soul?
1219
01:00:41,515 --> 01:00:43,163
Yes, we just leave it at home.
1220
01:00:43,235 --> 01:00:45,843
Yo, we gonna sit around yapping
or we gonna get this done?
1221
01:00:45,915 --> 01:00:47,683
Dude, you guys saved
that rookie's life.
1222
01:00:47,755 --> 01:00:49,599
That was one big
fucking fat ese.
1223
01:00:49,675 --> 01:00:51,475
Can we clear the scene?
1224
01:00:51,555 --> 01:00:53,166
Division's fucking
falling apart over here.
1225
01:00:53,195 --> 01:00:55,203
We good? You good?
Good, good, good?
1226
01:00:55,274 --> 01:00:56,202
We're all good.
1227
01:00:56,275 --> 01:00:57,311
Yes?
Go back to work.
1228
01:00:57,315 --> 01:00:58,395
Good night, ladies.
1229
01:01:02,594 --> 01:01:06,076
Ladies and gentlemen,
introducing Officer and Mrs. Taylor.
1230
01:01:16,634 --> 01:01:18,075
Go, Brian!
1231
01:01:18,514 --> 01:01:20,042
What's up, guys?
1232
01:02:13,792 --> 01:02:15,560
How's the cake?
Good?
1233
01:02:27,591 --> 01:02:28,912
Cheers!
1234
01:02:45,031 --> 01:02:46,439
Fuck.
1235
01:02:47,071 --> 01:02:48,434
All right.
1236
01:02:49,391 --> 01:02:53,875
Janet, you got a lot of heart
hooking up with a cop.
1237
01:02:54,791 --> 01:02:56,711
Because it takes
a strong person,
1238
01:02:56,790 --> 01:02:59,038
and I see like a lot
of cops' wives in here,
1239
01:02:59,110 --> 01:03:00,474
they're all
nodding their heads.
1240
01:03:01,870 --> 01:03:03,311
You gotta take
care of her, bro.
1241
01:03:04,151 --> 01:03:05,395
'Cause I'm her big brother now.
1242
01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:07,475
And every cop in here,
1243
01:03:08,870 --> 01:03:10,354
we're all her family now too.
1244
01:03:14,390 --> 01:03:16,234
I'm going to cry,
baby, shut up.
1245
01:03:18,070 --> 01:03:19,358
And Janet,
1246
01:03:19,949 --> 01:03:21,717
we're all hoping that you can
make a man out of Brian,
1247
01:03:21,790 --> 01:03:23,918
because we've all given up.
1248
01:03:23,990 --> 01:03:25,430
So here we go.
1249
01:03:28,030 --> 01:03:29,154
To Brian and Janet.
1250
01:03:30,509 --> 01:03:31,830
Cheers!
1251
01:03:37,789 --> 01:03:39,229
Can I ask you something?
1252
01:03:39,669 --> 01:03:43,117
Why the fuck did you get
married in your dress blues?
1253
01:03:43,189 --> 01:03:44,553
If you worked at Best Buy,
1254
01:03:44,628 --> 01:03:46,356
would you wear that fucking
stupid polo shirt?
1255
01:03:47,229 --> 01:03:48,517
I like that polo shirt.
1256
01:03:48,589 --> 01:03:50,269
I'm representing, man.
1257
01:03:52,748 --> 01:03:53,949
You know I love you, man?
1258
01:03:54,029 --> 01:03:55,033
Oh, Jesus.
1259
01:03:55,228 --> 01:03:56,396
Here they go again.
1260
01:03:56,468 --> 01:03:57,952
I love you too, bro.
1261
01:03:58,829 --> 01:04:00,837
- I would lay down my life for you, dude.
- I love you, man.
1262
01:04:00,909 --> 01:04:02,636
I would take
a fucking bullet for you.
1263
01:04:02,709 --> 01:04:03,713
I love you, man.
1264
01:04:03,789 --> 01:04:06,233
Get married to
each other because...
1265
01:04:06,308 --> 01:04:08,632
All right, shut up.
Everybody take a shot.
1266
01:04:18,148 --> 01:04:19,752
Cheers!
1267
01:04:25,387 --> 01:04:26,588
My boy Garcia?
1268
01:04:27,187 --> 01:04:29,555
He's a fucking beast, man.
Right?
1269
01:04:29,627 --> 01:04:33,228
I've seen this motherfucker knock
an asshole out with one punch.
1270
01:04:33,507 --> 01:04:35,711
Yoked assholes, man.
Yoked assholes
1271
01:04:35,787 --> 01:04:37,227
from the joint when
they had weight piles.
1272
01:04:37,307 --> 01:04:38,311
You know what
I'm talking about?
1273
01:04:38,387 --> 01:04:40,919
You don't know what I'm talking
about, you're fucking 12 years old.
1274
01:04:41,107 --> 01:04:42,515
Cops like him...
1275
01:04:44,387 --> 01:04:45,947
Like soldiers.
1276
01:04:47,627 --> 01:04:49,394
He took a bullet for me.
1277
01:04:50,827 --> 01:04:53,915
My bullet, man.
He took my bullet.
1278
01:04:58,146 --> 01:05:02,555
He took my bullet. That's what he was.
That's what he was to me.
1279
01:05:03,106 --> 01:05:05,790
It should have been me.
'Cause he was a good guy.
1280
01:05:07,186 --> 01:05:08,953
I was shit.
1281
01:05:11,506 --> 01:05:12,870
Fuck it, man.
1282
01:05:22,025 --> 01:05:22,985
Give me a kiss.
1283
01:05:24,146 --> 01:05:25,390
You'll learn this.
You'll learn.
1284
01:05:25,946 --> 01:05:28,870
Marriage is really basic.
1285
01:05:28,946 --> 01:05:31,946
Right? There's just,
like, a couple guidelines.
1286
01:05:32,185 --> 01:05:33,953
One, you gotta give
it up all the time.
1287
01:05:35,665 --> 01:05:37,585
- All the time.
- You love that.
1288
01:05:37,985 --> 01:05:40,026
I don't hate that idea.
1289
01:05:40,145 --> 01:05:41,585
- It's not a bad thing.
- It's not a bad idea.
1290
01:05:41,665 --> 01:05:44,589
No, seriously,
girls throw it at cops.
1291
01:05:44,745 --> 01:05:45,869
Throw what exactly?
1292
01:05:45,945 --> 01:05:48,585
Their pussy.
Girls throw it.
1293
01:05:48,785 --> 01:05:50,509
So you can't give him
an excuse, girlfriend.
1294
01:05:50,585 --> 01:05:51,752
You cannot give him an excuse.
1295
01:05:51,825 --> 01:05:53,625
I've actually seen that before.
1296
01:05:53,704 --> 01:05:55,624
It's called assault
on a peace officer.
1297
01:05:55,744 --> 01:05:57,184
- I'll give you another one. You ready?
- Hell, yeah.
1298
01:05:57,264 --> 01:05:58,431
Be a freak.
Try new things.
1299
01:05:58,504 --> 01:05:59,551
Part two. Baby...
1300
01:05:59,624 --> 01:06:01,424
Like, you know, the gooch.
1301
01:06:01,504 --> 01:06:02,628
- The what?
- No, no, no, no.
1302
01:06:02,705 --> 01:06:03,829
The gooch?
1303
01:06:04,024 --> 01:06:05,584
Texas twister.
1304
01:06:05,664 --> 01:06:08,545
No, that's something that's made up.
The Internet made that up.
1305
01:06:08,744 --> 01:06:09,972
You want to know
what Mike likes?
1306
01:06:09,984 --> 01:06:11,108
No!
1307
01:06:15,264 --> 01:06:17,108
- Babe!
- No! Babe, I love you so much.
1308
01:06:17,384 --> 01:06:19,665
The western, you know?
Open to explore, right?
1309
01:06:19,743 --> 01:06:21,107
Gabby!
It's our wedding!
1310
01:06:21,224 --> 01:06:22,512
- Cup him. Suck him.
- This is way too much.
1311
01:06:22,584 --> 01:06:24,112
- Cup him and suck him.
- You're cut off.
1312
01:06:24,183 --> 01:06:25,427
You just rub it a bit
and then...
1313
01:06:25,503 --> 01:06:26,578
What the fuck?
Gabby!
1314
01:06:26,584 --> 01:06:27,872
Venture off a little bit more.
1315
01:06:27,944 --> 01:06:29,133
- No, no, no!
- Venture off?
1316
01:06:29,143 --> 01:06:30,911
They swear
they don't like it, but...
1317
01:06:30,983 --> 01:06:32,750
Shit. Dude, really?
1318
01:06:36,343 --> 01:06:38,023
I'm happy, man.
1319
01:06:39,143 --> 01:06:41,827
I'm happy, bro.
Janet's dope, dude.
1320
01:06:48,863 --> 01:06:52,431
You're my brother and everything,
dude, but you're a piece of shit.
1321
01:06:53,543 --> 01:06:54,906
Does she know that?
1322
01:06:57,582 --> 01:06:59,349
Yeah, she knows who I am.
1323
01:07:02,622 --> 01:07:05,503
I mean, you can't get into
something with somebody without...
1324
01:07:06,862 --> 01:07:08,226
She knows who I am.
1325
01:07:09,022 --> 01:07:12,743
Yeah. I know who you are.
You're a piece of shit.
1326
01:07:14,982 --> 01:07:17,502
If you break her heart,
I'm gonna fuck you up.
1327
01:07:19,342 --> 01:07:21,066
Good to know.
1328
01:07:30,501 --> 01:07:33,262
If anything happened to you,
I would take care of your kids.
1329
01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:36,506
If you had any. And I
would take care of her.
1330
01:07:39,581 --> 01:07:41,381
I would take care of Janet.
1331
01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:58,225
13-80-41, vicious animal,
Trinity and Jefferson.
1332
01:07:58,300 --> 01:08:00,581
Large pit bull running up
and down on location...
1333
01:08:00,661 --> 01:08:02,188
What's in the stack?
Anything good?
1334
01:08:02,420 --> 01:08:04,308
Let's see here.
1335
01:08:04,780 --> 01:08:06,624
Business dispute.
Request police mediation.
1336
01:08:06,699 --> 01:08:07,779
One neighbor
threw a cup of water
1337
01:08:07,860 --> 01:08:08,907
on the other neighbor's window.
1338
01:08:08,980 --> 01:08:10,660
Yeah, we're not buying that.
1339
01:08:10,819 --> 01:08:12,828
3-90 male. Intoxicated person
outside a liquor store.
1340
01:08:13,220 --> 01:08:14,267
Get the fuck out of here.
1341
01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:16,904
There's a drunk man
outside the liquor store?
1342
01:08:18,499 --> 01:08:21,859
Welfare check. Woman requests
PD contact her elderly mother.
1343
01:08:21,939 --> 01:08:23,544
- Yeah, buy that one.
- You serious?
1344
01:08:23,619 --> 01:08:24,743
Yeah, if we buy
a couple of these,
1345
01:08:24,819 --> 01:08:26,162
maybe they'll send us
a Code 3 call.
1346
01:08:26,499 --> 01:08:27,700
All right. Cool.
1347
01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:29,299
I'll hit her up for
the next hotshots.
1348
01:08:29,379 --> 01:08:31,179
On this episode,
we're rolling to a call.
1349
01:08:31,419 --> 01:08:34,343
A woman called the station
to check on her elderly mother.
1350
01:08:34,499 --> 01:08:36,060
So we're gonna go.
1351
01:08:36,139 --> 01:08:38,402
Yeah, these are the calls most
agencies deal with, you know?
1352
01:08:38,419 --> 01:08:40,427
Not every call's a foot
pursuit or a car chase.
1353
01:08:40,699 --> 01:08:41,943
Some guys at other agencies
1354
01:08:42,019 --> 01:08:43,863
have never even drawn their weapon
or been in a gunfight.
1355
01:08:43,939 --> 01:08:45,466
Yeah, but here, that's
just half your shift.
1356
01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:46,586
In the south end,
1357
01:08:46,658 --> 01:08:48,846
we'll get involved in more
capers in one deployment period
1358
01:08:48,899 --> 01:08:50,819
than most cops see
their entire career.
1359
01:08:51,058 --> 01:08:52,422
Hell, yeah.
1360
01:08:55,219 --> 01:08:56,386
Mrs. Williams!
1361
01:09:01,538 --> 01:09:03,983
Mrs. Williams!
Police officers!
1362
01:09:04,778 --> 01:09:06,022
Go around the back,
check it out.
1363
01:09:06,098 --> 01:09:07,625
All right. Here we go.
1364
01:09:08,938 --> 01:09:11,355
I'm gonna wait for my partner.
He's gonna check the back
1365
01:09:11,457 --> 01:09:13,069
to see if she's around
the back over there.
1366
01:09:13,377 --> 01:09:16,105
Oftentimes, a lot of these
people, they're very old people.
1367
01:09:16,537 --> 01:09:20,182
They can't hear us. You know,
they can't hear the...
1368
01:09:20,257 --> 01:09:21,381
Hearing aids, you know.
So...
1369
01:09:21,457 --> 01:09:22,537
Nothing.
1370
01:09:22,658 --> 01:09:24,786
All right, so the owner
of this house is actually
1371
01:09:24,858 --> 01:09:26,430
the daughter of the
woman who lives in it.
1372
01:09:26,498 --> 01:09:29,738
She gave us permission for the
welfare check, so we're gonna...
1373
01:09:30,497 --> 01:09:32,341
We're gonna boot the door.
1374
01:09:33,417 --> 01:09:35,937
Officer Zavala specializes
in booting doors.
1375
01:09:36,017 --> 01:09:37,184
I kick doors down.
1376
01:09:37,257 --> 01:09:38,424
There you go.
1377
01:09:38,497 --> 01:09:39,905
I kick doors down.
1378
01:09:40,737 --> 01:09:42,057
Say it in English now, bro.
1379
01:09:42,137 --> 01:09:43,217
I kick doors down.
1380
01:09:43,297 --> 01:09:44,754
Wait, did you check
if it was unlocked?
1381
01:09:46,097 --> 01:09:49,381
Ladies and gentlemen, always a good
idea to make sure a door is locked
1382
01:09:49,896 --> 01:09:51,020
before you boot it.
1383
01:09:51,096 --> 01:09:52,656
- Are you gonna cut that out?
- Yeah, sorry.
1384
01:09:52,736 --> 01:09:55,224
It was always locked. Clearly
my partner always knew that.
1385
01:09:55,297 --> 01:09:57,545
Oh, man. You know what's
gonna happen, right?
1386
01:09:57,616 --> 01:09:58,784
What?
1387
01:09:58,856 --> 01:10:02,097
She's gonna roll through, come from
church or the store or whatever.
1388
01:10:02,176 --> 01:10:03,539
And then she's gonna
see property damage...
1389
01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:05,144
And what's gonna happen?
What's gonna happen?
1390
01:10:05,216 --> 01:10:06,416
We're gonna be the bad guys.
1391
01:10:09,696 --> 01:10:13,384
Oh, shit! We got
a dead body, man.
1392
01:10:27,215 --> 01:10:28,416
What have we got?
Squatters?
1393
01:10:28,496 --> 01:10:30,504
Yeah, eses have been kicking
it back here for sure.
1394
01:10:32,095 --> 01:10:33,415
LAPD.
1395
01:10:33,495 --> 01:10:34,532
Let's roll through.
1396
01:10:49,654 --> 01:10:51,618
- You good?
- Clear.
1397
01:10:58,494 --> 01:10:59,815
- That is wrong.
- Dude, I said it was clear.
1398
01:10:59,934 --> 01:11:02,182
All right. I'm just
filming it, man.
1399
01:11:15,534 --> 01:11:17,182
- I found her, dude.
- What's up?
1400
01:11:29,013 --> 01:11:30,093
13 X-ray 13.
1401
01:11:30,173 --> 01:11:32,574
I'm gonna need a supervisor and two
additional units at our location.
1402
01:11:32,653 --> 01:11:36,974
An RA for an elderly female,
approximately 70 years old.
1403
01:11:38,413 --> 01:11:39,525
Not conscious, not breathing.
1404
01:11:40,252 --> 01:11:43,417
13 X 13's requesting two
additional units and a supervisor.
1405
01:11:43,493 --> 01:11:45,097
5-1-7-1 Maple.
1406
01:11:45,172 --> 01:11:47,572
Incident 1-4-6-7,
RA 13-51.
1407
01:11:47,652 --> 01:11:50,533
What is she, grandma praying
to the dope gods or some shit?
1408
01:11:50,692 --> 01:11:52,700
Dude, that's not
fucking grandma.
1409
01:11:58,092 --> 01:11:59,739
- Don't fucking play on them.
- No, look.
1410
01:12:00,772 --> 01:12:03,980
Hollow. Somebody's opened it
before, dude. That's what that means.
1411
01:12:05,611 --> 01:12:06,571
Pick that shit up.
1412
01:12:06,652 --> 01:12:07,803
You can't pull it out yourself?
1413
01:12:07,811 --> 01:12:09,579
Dude, just fucking
pull it out, bro.
1414
01:12:21,411 --> 01:12:22,612
Party time.
1415
01:12:23,931 --> 01:12:25,372
Yo, Z. Z.
1416
01:12:30,010 --> 01:12:31,134
No, wait, wait, wait.
1417
01:12:31,491 --> 01:12:33,215
- What?
- Do you see that pot?
1418
01:12:33,331 --> 01:12:34,498
Yeah.
1419
01:12:35,811 --> 01:12:37,611
- That shit's still steaming.
- Oh, shit.
1420
01:12:37,690 --> 01:12:39,578
- I'm going in. Ready?
- Go ahead.
1421
01:12:46,171 --> 01:12:47,775
Brian, Brian.
1422
01:12:56,570 --> 01:12:58,370
What is that?
Dude, is that a body?
1423
01:12:58,450 --> 01:13:00,370
Yeah, there's
bodies in there, dude.
1424
01:13:00,449 --> 01:13:01,770
Thanks for the fucking update.
1425
01:13:04,530 --> 01:13:05,851
Fuck, man.
1426
01:13:06,330 --> 01:13:07,618
Is it clear, dude?
1427
01:13:08,370 --> 01:13:09,658
Clear.
1428
01:13:10,489 --> 01:13:11,897
What does it say, dude?
1429
01:13:12,050 --> 01:13:13,370
What's that shit say?
1430
01:13:13,450 --> 01:13:14,987
Keep bringing them.
1431
01:13:19,849 --> 01:13:23,210
Fuck! Come on. Get your
shit together, dude.
1432
01:13:23,289 --> 01:13:25,297
Pull your shit together, man.
1433
01:13:32,008 --> 01:13:34,736
Fuck out of here.
Let's get out of here.
1434
01:13:37,409 --> 01:13:41,970
Fuck. Sick motherfuckers, man.
Who would do shit like that?
1435
01:13:55,768 --> 01:13:57,612
What is that shit, dude?
1436
01:13:57,688 --> 01:14:01,256
I don't fucking know, dude. I've
never seen that kind of shit.
1437
01:14:03,768 --> 01:14:05,776
You have those fucking...
Do you have hand sanitizer, bro?
1438
01:14:05,848 --> 01:14:06,852
No, I don't.
1439
01:14:06,928 --> 01:14:09,252
I'm Serene Branson, on the
scene in south Los Angeles
1440
01:14:09,327 --> 01:14:11,935
at one of the largest
narcotics seizures this year.
1441
01:14:12,327 --> 01:14:14,488
In addition to the drugs,
officials are telling us
1442
01:14:14,567 --> 01:14:16,487
there was a very
gruesome discovery.
1443
01:14:16,567 --> 01:14:19,611
An unknown number of bodies
showing evidence of torture.
1444
01:14:19,687 --> 01:14:21,891
A police official familiar
with the investigation
1445
01:14:21,967 --> 01:14:23,854
denied rumors
Mexican drug cartels
1446
01:14:23,927 --> 01:14:25,771
are responsible
for the murders.
1447
01:15:14,805 --> 01:15:17,926
Newton units, information only
on a 3-90 man in a vehicle...
1448
01:15:18,005 --> 01:15:19,249
Gabby wants to know
if you and Janet
1449
01:15:19,325 --> 01:15:21,167
want to roll to the Dodgers
game with us tonight.
1450
01:15:22,005 --> 01:15:23,368
Dude, we're going
to Santa Barbara.
1451
01:15:23,445 --> 01:15:24,646
All right, fuck you then, dude,
1452
01:15:24,724 --> 01:15:26,222
I'll sell that shit
online or something.
1453
01:15:29,045 --> 01:15:30,649
Oh, here's Tre right here.
1454
01:15:30,805 --> 01:15:32,288
What's up, Tre?
1455
01:15:32,365 --> 01:15:33,685
What's up, back?
1456
01:15:35,724 --> 01:15:37,088
What you doing?
1457
01:15:37,364 --> 01:15:38,685
I'm doing what I do,
you know what I'm saying?
1458
01:15:38,764 --> 01:15:40,172
Same shit, different day.
1459
01:15:40,244 --> 01:15:42,372
Ain't shit changed.
What's up with y'all?
1460
01:15:42,964 --> 01:15:44,088
Just slow motion.
1461
01:15:44,404 --> 01:15:45,862
And that little incident
you and I had?
1462
01:15:46,604 --> 01:15:48,012
You kept it G.
1463
01:15:48,324 --> 01:15:50,647
You didn't snitch on me.
And I respect that.
1464
01:15:51,244 --> 01:15:54,452
So check this out, my people
just got out of Folsom Prison.
1465
01:15:54,524 --> 01:15:55,724
- From up north.
- Oh, yeah?
1466
01:15:55,804 --> 01:15:58,292
Word is you got a hit on y'all, man.
Y'all been greenlit.
1467
01:15:58,364 --> 01:16:00,687
Come on, man. We're cops,
everybody wants to kill us, Tre.
1468
01:16:00,764 --> 01:16:03,209
Hey, I'm just telling you
what they're saying, man.
1469
01:16:03,283 --> 01:16:05,367
No, you know what,
we appreciate the info, man,
1470
01:16:05,444 --> 01:16:07,844
but this don't mean you get a
pass if we catch you slipping.
1471
01:16:07,923 --> 01:16:09,124
I ain't looking
for no fucking pass.
1472
01:16:09,203 --> 01:16:10,764
I do what I do,
you know what I'm saying?
1473
01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:13,047
I had to say it,
though, you know how it is.
1474
01:16:13,203 --> 01:16:14,491
All right, what you
doing this weekend, Tre?
1475
01:16:14,643 --> 01:16:15,810
You like the Dodgers?
1476
01:16:15,923 --> 01:16:17,287
You gonna slide a nigga
some tickets or something?
1477
01:16:17,363 --> 01:16:18,727
- Hey, man...
- You like the Dodgers?
1478
01:16:18,803 --> 01:16:19,927
Have a good weekend.
1479
01:16:20,003 --> 01:16:21,153
Slide me some tickets.
1480
01:16:21,203 --> 01:16:22,928
Shut the fuck up!
1481
01:16:27,883 --> 01:16:32,204
Dude, did you fuck with my...
Come on, man, did you fuck with my shit?
1482
01:16:32,762 --> 01:16:34,367
I don't fuck with your shit.
1483
01:16:35,323 --> 01:16:36,490
Damn it, Mike, come on, man.
1484
01:16:36,563 --> 01:16:38,021
Don't be a little bitch
about it, dude.
1485
01:16:38,083 --> 01:16:39,207
I didn't fuck
with your shit, dude.
1486
01:16:39,283 --> 01:16:41,507
You fucked with my shit. It was
in totally different order.
1487
01:16:41,522 --> 01:16:43,682
Why do you have an investigation
report on here, dude?
1488
01:16:43,762 --> 01:16:45,322
I don't have an investigation
report on there.
1489
01:16:45,402 --> 01:16:46,766
It's your handwriting.
Don't be an idiot.
1490
01:16:46,842 --> 01:16:49,210
All this is fucked up.
Did you drop it or something?
1491
01:16:49,282 --> 01:16:51,410
Dude, there's three
types of pages.
1492
01:16:51,482 --> 01:16:54,483
Man! It's all out of order, man.
It's all fucking out of order.
1493
01:16:55,722 --> 01:16:57,730
No, it's a pain in the ass.
I'm sorry, partner.
1494
01:17:01,362 --> 01:17:02,802
Wait until they hit
a small street.
1495
01:17:03,002 --> 01:17:04,442
At a stop sign, you
fucking tap the bumper,
1496
01:17:04,561 --> 01:17:06,000
we're gonna get out and blast.
1497
01:17:06,001 --> 01:17:07,803
- Fuck, no.
- What do you mean, no?
1498
01:17:07,921 --> 01:17:10,442
We should get 'em when they go
to lunch at that Chinese place.
1499
01:17:10,521 --> 01:17:11,885
That Chinese place
is crawling with cops.
1500
01:17:11,961 --> 01:17:13,761
We gotta get these fuckers
when they're alone.
1501
01:17:13,841 --> 01:17:16,002
We can fucking follow their
asses home and hit 'em there.
1502
01:17:16,081 --> 01:17:17,999
Mira, homegirl, white boy's
in fucking Simi Valley,
1503
01:17:18,001 --> 01:17:19,528
the other fucking fool's
in San Gabriel.
1504
01:17:19,601 --> 01:17:21,129
We gotta get these fuckers
at the same time!
1505
01:17:21,201 --> 01:17:23,962
E, this is one time, homie.
Not a bunch of fucking niggas.
1506
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:26,605
Motherfucker! This fucker is
straight from the SHU, homeboy!
1507
01:17:26,681 --> 01:17:27,728
You stop fucking around.
1508
01:17:27,801 --> 01:17:28,848
You got in the car.
1509
01:17:28,921 --> 01:17:30,404
You want to fucking hang
with the fucking carnales,
1510
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:33,120
now you fucking pay the fucking price
of fucking admission, homeboy.
1511
01:17:33,201 --> 01:17:36,366
I'll fucking kill this fucking bitch,
all right? You shut the fuck up.
1512
01:17:36,481 --> 01:17:37,921
- Come on, E.
- You get that shit out of my face.
1513
01:17:38,001 --> 01:17:40,565
I'll fucking kill you, motherfucker.
Don't you fucking disrespect.
1514
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:42,328
- Don't worry. I got this shit.
- Fuck, man.
1515
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:45,008
I don't know where the fucking
rubber band is either, dude.
1516
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:46,401
Don't blame me
for the rubber band.
1517
01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:47,801
You just took
the rubber band off.
1518
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:49,288
If you hadn't fucking put
everything out of order,
1519
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:50,888
then the rubber band
wouldn't be out and the...
1520
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:52,640
Look,
it's the butterfly effect, okay?
1521
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:54,083
Do you know what
the butterfly effect is?
1522
01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:55,120
Nope.
1523
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:57,403
It's the butterfly effect.
Look it up.
1524
01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:58,517
Just 'cause you say it twice
1525
01:17:58,520 --> 01:17:59,883
doesn't mean that
I get it the second time.
1526
01:17:59,959 --> 01:18:01,519
Look it up, dude.
1527
01:18:02,479 --> 01:18:05,480
This is fucking stupid. Those
motherfuckers got bulletproof vests.
1528
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:06,607
We need to hit them
with some AKs and shit.
1529
01:18:06,679 --> 01:18:07,846
Don't fucking rank out.
1530
01:18:07,919 --> 01:18:09,479
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
1531
01:18:09,559 --> 01:18:11,643
When the fuck have I ever
backed out from shit, huh?
1532
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:14,240
Get that fucking camera
out of my face!
1533
01:18:14,319 --> 01:18:17,407
I'm saying, we just
can't fuck this shit up.
1534
01:18:18,439 --> 01:18:20,840
I don't give a fuck, man.
You know me.
1535
01:18:20,999 --> 01:18:22,559
I'll do the motherfucking time.
1536
01:18:22,639 --> 01:18:24,962
I just don't want the big
homies fucking whacking me.
1537
01:18:25,799 --> 01:18:28,079
Fucking whacking me
for fucking up.
1538
01:18:29,519 --> 01:18:31,799
We need a fucking plan.
And you fucking know it, homie.
1539
01:18:32,559 --> 01:18:35,679
Think about it.
That's all I'm saying.
1540
01:18:40,878 --> 01:18:42,602
Okay, head back.
1541
01:18:42,678 --> 01:18:45,046
I'll get some fucking big guns
from the Border Brothers.
1542
01:18:53,398 --> 01:18:55,362
Never fall asleep
in a room full of cops.
1543
01:18:57,557 --> 01:18:58,845
What...
1544
01:19:00,518 --> 01:19:02,646
Zavala, that shit
ain't even fucking funny!
1545
01:19:03,597 --> 01:19:04,978
Just 'cause you won
the fucking award
1546
01:19:04,997 --> 01:19:06,841
doesn't give you license
to be a fucking asshole!
1547
01:19:06,917 --> 01:19:08,375
You got shit on your face, man.
1548
01:19:08,397 --> 01:19:11,681
Hey! Hey! What is this? What are
we, in the third fucking grade?
1549
01:19:11,757 --> 01:19:14,397
Keep it up, it's gonna earn
you a risk management case.
1550
01:19:14,477 --> 01:19:15,644
Give me this fucking camera.
1551
01:19:15,717 --> 01:19:16,764
He had something...
1552
01:19:16,837 --> 01:19:18,485
I'm serious, man. This
department built you up,
1553
01:19:18,557 --> 01:19:20,281
they will
fucking tear you down.
1554
01:19:20,357 --> 01:19:21,284
You know it's fucking funny.
1555
01:19:21,357 --> 01:19:22,677
Laugh, you fucking idiot.
1556
01:19:22,757 --> 01:19:24,961
Who left their shaving
cream on the table?
1557
01:19:31,076 --> 01:19:32,397
How was Santa Barbara?
1558
01:19:35,076 --> 01:19:36,244
Awesome.
1559
01:19:40,716 --> 01:19:41,840
Janet's pregnant.
1560
01:19:41,996 --> 01:19:43,436
What?
1561
01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:46,083
Get out of here, bro.
Are you serious?
1562
01:19:46,476 --> 01:19:48,964
Already?
She's not even Mexican.
1563
01:19:49,675 --> 01:19:51,684
Yeah, she's going
for the ultrasound tomorrow,
1564
01:19:51,755 --> 01:19:52,923
but three of those
piss stick things...
1565
01:19:52,995 --> 01:19:54,075
Yeah, yeah, EPTs, yeah.
1566
01:19:54,156 --> 01:19:55,520
Positive, positive, positive.
1567
01:19:55,595 --> 01:19:56,959
Whoa! Dude.
1568
01:19:57,036 --> 01:19:59,556
Congrats, bro. Congrats.
1569
01:20:01,795 --> 01:20:03,203
That's when we
fucking graduate.
1570
01:20:03,275 --> 01:20:04,803
We fucking get
the upgrade right now.
1571
01:20:04,876 --> 01:20:07,156
Not fucking gonna be little
fucking paisas no fucking more.
1572
01:20:07,235 --> 01:20:09,307
- Right? That's what we're gonna do.
- I'm with you.
1573
01:20:09,315 --> 01:20:10,319
Okay?
1574
01:20:10,475 --> 01:20:12,843
They want to come into our fucking
hood and fucking talk shit to us?
1575
01:20:12,955 --> 01:20:14,680
- You fucking do this shit right?
- It's our fucking hood.
1576
01:20:14,755 --> 01:20:15,715
They don't
fucking disrespect us.
1577
01:20:15,795 --> 01:20:17,115
You guys want to
fucking collect?
1578
01:20:17,195 --> 01:20:18,384
You guys got to fucking put up.
1579
01:20:18,395 --> 01:20:20,162
- This time we're gonna do it right.
- Yeah, we're doing this.
1580
01:20:20,235 --> 01:20:22,155
Fucking guys
have some fucking balls.
1581
01:20:22,235 --> 01:20:25,279
Hey, trip though, E, after
we get these motherfuckers,
1582
01:20:25,995 --> 01:20:28,003
you know,
1583
01:20:28,074 --> 01:20:30,414
it's gonna be a little hot in the
hood though, right, La La?
1584
01:20:30,474 --> 01:20:32,035
We're gonna get the
fuck out of here after that.
1585
01:20:32,114 --> 01:20:34,679
I'm gonna fucking take you
guys to fucking Vegas.
1586
01:20:34,755 --> 01:20:37,199
You guys fucking do this shit
right, I'm gonna treat you right.
1587
01:20:37,354 --> 01:20:38,555
But if we don't
fucking do this,
1588
01:20:38,634 --> 01:20:41,361
we can never fucking come back,
that's the fucking thing.
1589
01:20:44,074 --> 01:20:45,263
Wouldn't it be
crazy if our kids
1590
01:20:45,314 --> 01:20:46,755
were pushing a black and
white together one day?
1591
01:20:47,114 --> 01:20:50,322
Screw that. I want my kid
to have an honest job.
1592
01:20:51,034 --> 01:20:52,158
Like a politician.
1593
01:20:57,394 --> 01:20:58,998
Oh, idiot.
1594
01:20:59,194 --> 01:21:00,318
Light 'em up.
1595
01:21:03,193 --> 01:21:04,481
He's running.
1596
01:21:04,553 --> 01:21:06,970
13 X-ray 13, we're gonna be following
a possible Code 37 vehicle
1597
01:21:06,993 --> 01:21:08,881
northbound Hooper
from 4-2 street.
1598
01:21:09,353 --> 01:21:13,640
Gray Toyota minivan. License
plate number 6-Queen-4-9-9-7-3.
1599
01:21:13,713 --> 01:21:15,513
Requesting backup,
airship and a supervisor.
1600
01:21:16,713 --> 01:21:20,641
Yeah, you're clear right,
go, go, go, go. Fuck, yeah.
1601
01:21:20,713 --> 01:21:23,168
You got this motherfucker. You got
this motherfucker. Come on, Z.
1602
01:21:23,553 --> 01:21:24,513
Come on, Z.
1603
01:21:27,273 --> 01:21:28,636
Jesus fucking Christ.
Fuck.
1604
01:21:28,712 --> 01:21:31,440
Go, get the fuck out of the car.
Go, go, go!
1605
01:21:35,113 --> 01:21:36,553
Mike, come on!
1606
01:21:37,313 --> 01:21:38,480
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
1607
01:21:38,553 --> 01:21:39,993
X 13, what's your location?
1608
01:21:40,072 --> 01:21:43,519
13 X-ray 13, suspect running on foot.
Male, Hispanic, dark clothing.
1609
01:21:43,792 --> 01:21:45,035
Shit!
1610
01:21:47,592 --> 01:21:48,956
Fuck!
1611
01:21:52,591 --> 01:21:53,955
Fucking missed, stupid.
1612
01:21:54,111 --> 01:21:55,279
Fuck. Go.
1613
01:21:59,071 --> 01:22:00,315
Go, go, go!
1614
01:22:01,951 --> 01:22:03,272
- Dude! Dude!
- Fuck!
1615
01:22:04,271 --> 01:22:05,515
Move!
1616
01:22:06,711 --> 01:22:08,075
Tell her to get down, bro!
1617
01:22:11,831 --> 01:22:12,835
Fuck.
1618
01:22:14,031 --> 01:22:16,115
Shit, dude, no dice, man.
We're fucking trapped.
1619
01:22:16,191 --> 01:22:17,238
Dude, call dispatch.
1620
01:22:17,311 --> 01:22:18,315
My fucking hand, man.
1621
01:22:18,871 --> 01:22:19,995
What's up?
What, you got hit?
1622
01:22:20,071 --> 01:22:21,435
- Did you get hit?
- Shit.
1623
01:22:21,951 --> 01:22:23,030
Fucking call dispatch.
1624
01:22:23,710 --> 01:22:25,435
I got no signal! Fuck!
1625
01:22:26,710 --> 01:22:27,954
Fuck, I don't...
1626
01:22:29,590 --> 01:22:30,594
Fuckers.
1627
01:22:30,670 --> 01:22:32,557
Shut up!
1628
01:22:35,191 --> 01:22:36,315
This is 13 X-ray 13...
1629
01:22:36,390 --> 01:22:37,918
Come through the fucking door.
1630
01:22:38,270 --> 01:22:39,710
- Come on.
- Officers need help!
1631
01:22:44,910 --> 01:22:47,114
We're barricaded in
an apartment building.
1632
01:22:50,550 --> 01:22:51,597
Shit!
1633
01:22:51,669 --> 01:22:52,629
What?
1634
01:22:52,710 --> 01:22:54,052
Tell that bitch to
shut the fuck up!
1635
01:23:07,749 --> 01:23:08,950
Tell her to be quiet, Z!
1636
01:23:09,189 --> 01:23:11,797
25022 Hooper Place,
apartment C.
1637
01:23:11,989 --> 01:23:13,669
Those motherfuckers are in there.
1638
01:23:14,269 --> 01:23:15,513
We're all good,
we're all good, bro!
1639
01:23:15,589 --> 01:23:18,198
They're sending the cavalry, they're
sending the whole fucking world.
1640
01:23:26,189 --> 01:23:27,193
Fuck!
1641
01:23:28,428 --> 01:23:29,749
Shit! Fuck!
1642
01:23:31,908 --> 01:23:33,556
Fuck!
1643
01:23:38,348 --> 01:23:39,395
Fuck!
1644
01:23:41,348 --> 01:23:42,352
Fuck!
1645
01:23:43,108 --> 01:23:44,068
Reload.
1646
01:23:46,348 --> 01:23:47,515
Partner?
1647
01:23:47,868 --> 01:23:48,948
- Dude.
- Partner!
1648
01:23:49,188 --> 01:23:50,355
Bro, you all good?
1649
01:23:50,428 --> 01:23:51,475
Yeah.
1650
01:23:51,548 --> 01:23:53,272
- Wasn't Big Evil in the army?
- Yeah.
1651
01:23:53,348 --> 01:23:55,671
We can't hold them off. We gotta
lay down a base of fire and pivot.
1652
01:23:55,747 --> 01:23:57,052
What the fuck
does that mean, dude?
1653
01:23:57,107 --> 01:23:58,231
We're shooting our
way out of here, bro.
1654
01:23:58,307 --> 01:23:59,311
Can these fools get out?
1655
01:23:59,388 --> 01:24:01,711
Yeah, we got these motherfuckers, homie.
Dudes ain't going nowhere.
1656
01:24:01,787 --> 01:24:03,271
Z, look at me.
All right? Look at me.
1657
01:24:03,347 --> 01:24:04,427
Okay, okay.
1658
01:24:04,507 --> 01:24:06,951
On three, dude, you're gonna
empty your mag and run.
1659
01:24:07,027 --> 01:24:08,468
- Okay, okay.
- You ready?
1660
01:24:08,547 --> 01:24:10,828
One. Two. Three!
1661
01:24:18,107 --> 01:24:21,075
Go! Move! Move! Move!
To the door, Z, to the door!
1662
01:24:31,747 --> 01:24:33,547
Move, Z! Go! Go!
1663
01:24:34,626 --> 01:24:36,307
Move, man, move, move, move!
1664
01:24:46,506 --> 01:24:48,634
Over the fence, man.
You see the fence?
1665
01:24:48,706 --> 01:24:50,430
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Go, go, go!
1666
01:25:06,945 --> 01:25:09,345
- Z! Wall. Go. You got me?
- There's a wall.
1667
01:25:09,425 --> 01:25:10,429
I got you.
1668
01:25:11,905 --> 01:25:13,672
Ready? I'll hold it, bud.
Go, go, go!
1669
01:25:27,784 --> 01:25:28,908
They're everywhere.
1670
01:25:29,464 --> 01:25:33,545
- Z! Z! Move, move!
- Take the left.
1671
01:25:38,984 --> 01:25:40,391
I think we killed that guy.
1672
01:25:40,944 --> 01:25:42,352
Good.
1673
01:25:45,143 --> 01:25:46,551
Just the dogs.
1674
01:25:46,624 --> 01:25:48,152
Where's the fucking
cavalry, man?
1675
01:25:48,303 --> 01:25:49,383
I don't know!
1676
01:26:02,583 --> 01:26:03,903
- Partner?
- What?
1677
01:26:05,223 --> 01:26:06,947
This sucks.
1678
01:26:12,982 --> 01:26:15,590
Is that us? Is that PD?
1679
01:26:19,823 --> 01:26:21,547
Slow, slow, slow.
1680
01:26:21,622 --> 01:26:23,750
Z! Gun! Hit them!
1681
01:26:31,582 --> 01:26:33,590
Curbside Gang, putos!
1682
01:26:38,662 --> 01:26:40,626
I lit that asshole up, man!
1683
01:26:42,142 --> 01:26:43,550
Brian!
1684
01:26:45,822 --> 01:26:46,946
Bro.
1685
01:26:47,541 --> 01:26:49,505
Dude. Is it bad? Fuck.
1686
01:26:49,582 --> 01:26:51,590
Wait, wait.
Let me see. Let me see.
1687
01:26:51,661 --> 01:26:52,982
Fuck, dude.
1688
01:26:55,381 --> 01:26:57,422
It's bad. It's bad.
You know what?
1689
01:26:57,501 --> 01:27:00,022
But I've seen guys
way worse make it.
1690
01:27:03,661 --> 01:27:04,982
Dude, what are you
fucking doing?
1691
01:27:05,061 --> 01:27:06,136
Don't fucking do that to me!
1692
01:27:06,141 --> 01:27:07,145
Stay right there!
1693
01:27:07,221 --> 01:27:10,549
Stay the fuck down! Stay down,
I need to put pressure on your wound.
1694
01:27:14,061 --> 01:27:16,069
Where the fuck is everybody?
1695
01:27:17,821 --> 01:27:18,972
I don't want to die here, dude.
1696
01:27:18,980 --> 01:27:20,027
You're not gonna die here.
1697
01:27:20,100 --> 01:27:22,468
You're not gonna die.
God loves cops.
1698
01:27:24,780 --> 01:27:27,028
I fucked up, dude.
I fucked up.
1699
01:27:28,660 --> 01:27:30,789
Don't tell Janet I fucked up.
1700
01:27:42,060 --> 01:27:43,500
I'm gonna stay right here, bro.
1701
01:27:43,580 --> 01:27:46,788
I'm gonna stay right here, okay?
It's okay. It's okay.
1702
01:27:46,860 --> 01:27:48,540
Do it, dude. It's okay.
1703
01:27:49,900 --> 01:27:51,820
It's okay to do it
right now, bro.
1704
01:27:52,859 --> 01:27:54,583
I fucking love you, bro.
1705
01:28:06,979 --> 01:28:09,586
Officer down!
I need some fucking help!
1706
01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:11,623
I need some fucking help!
1707
01:28:16,339 --> 01:28:17,506
Please don't go right now.
1708
01:28:17,658 --> 01:28:20,222
I'm begging you, bro,
don't fucking go right now.
1709
01:28:20,738 --> 01:28:22,419
Don't go right now.
1710
01:28:34,058 --> 01:28:35,663
What the fuck?
1711
01:28:58,497 --> 01:29:00,057
Checkmate, puto.
1712
01:29:19,296 --> 01:29:21,141
Rest in piss, bitch.
1713
01:29:25,376 --> 01:29:26,980
We got you, motherfuckers.
1714
01:29:28,536 --> 01:29:30,303
Happy fucking ending, homies.
1715
01:29:30,376 --> 01:29:31,936
- Hell, yeah.
- Celebration time.
1716
01:29:32,095 --> 01:29:33,743
Look at the streets of LA.
1717
01:29:35,535 --> 01:29:37,019
Oh, shit! Fuck!
1718
01:29:37,096 --> 01:29:38,263
Shit.
1719
01:29:38,896 --> 01:29:39,856
Fuck, man.
1720
01:29:49,496 --> 01:29:53,336
LAPD! Drop the guns!
Drop 'em!
1721
01:29:54,855 --> 01:29:56,416
Curbside Gang, putos!
1722
01:29:56,535 --> 01:29:57,823
Fuck you!
1723
01:30:09,655 --> 01:30:11,499
Cease fire!
Cease fire!
1724
01:30:11,575 --> 01:30:12,863
Shots fired. Shots fired.
1725
01:30:13,095 --> 01:30:14,939
Newton units be advised,
shots fired.
1726
01:30:15,015 --> 01:30:17,338
X 76, shots fired, shots fired.
1727
01:30:17,414 --> 01:30:20,022
Go ahead and show a Code 4,
suspects are in custody.
1728
01:30:20,094 --> 01:30:21,054
Damn.
1729
01:30:21,134 --> 01:30:22,214
I'm gonna need an RA
for two male
1730
01:30:22,294 --> 01:30:23,298
Hispanics, two female Hispanics
1731
01:30:23,374 --> 01:30:24,935
suffering from
multiple gunshot wounds.
1732
01:30:25,014 --> 01:30:27,655
I'm also gonna need additional
supervisors and units to my location.
1733
01:30:27,734 --> 01:30:30,735
X 76 is requesting
additional units and supervisors
1734
01:30:30,813 --> 01:30:32,974
to the north-south alley east
of Broadway, north of 4-1.
1735
01:30:33,054 --> 01:30:34,854
Where the fuck is
Taylor and Zavala?
1736
01:30:34,933 --> 01:30:37,618
Is there a Code 4
at X 13's location?
1737
01:30:38,253 --> 01:30:41,102
13 L 10, the original
help call was for X 13.
1738
01:30:41,174 --> 01:30:43,302
Do we have a Code 4 on X 13?
1739
01:30:44,693 --> 01:30:47,421
13 L 10, do we have all
my people accounted for?
1740
01:30:48,054 --> 01:30:51,261
X 13, come in.
X 13, come in.
1741
01:30:51,973 --> 01:30:55,737
Air 11 over Newton, come in,
we're unable to locate 13 X 13.
1742
01:30:55,813 --> 01:30:56,937
Their last location was...
1743
01:30:57,013 --> 01:30:58,060
Shit. Fuck.
1744
01:30:58,133 --> 01:31:01,614
25022 Hooper Place.
Can you go by that location?
1745
01:31:01,693 --> 01:31:02,936
God damn it! It's them.
1746
01:31:03,413 --> 01:31:07,177
Mike! Mike! Shit. Shit.
1747
01:31:07,572 --> 01:31:08,696
Brian! Brian!
1748
01:31:08,773 --> 01:31:10,453
Request an RA for two males
approximately 28 years old.
1749
01:31:10,533 --> 01:31:11,939
Not conscious, not breathing.
1750
01:31:11,940 --> 01:31:13,858
- Fucking A.
- 13 X 2, we're roger on the RA.
1751
01:32:08,371 --> 01:32:10,815
Uniformed personnel,
atten-hut!
1752
01:32:54,009 --> 01:32:55,613
I'll help you.
1753
01:32:57,289 --> 01:32:58,652
Shit.
1754
01:33:37,008 --> 01:33:38,732
He was my brother.
1755
01:35:01,205 --> 01:35:03,289
Yo, if your kid was a girl,
would you let her be a cop?
1756
01:35:04,205 --> 01:35:06,528
Bro, would I want my daughter
packing a burner
1757
01:35:06,604 --> 01:35:08,612
so she could protect herself
from the assholes of the world?
1758
01:35:08,684 --> 01:35:09,972
Hell, yeah.
1759
01:35:10,044 --> 01:35:12,128
I want to have a daughter, man.
That would be so cool.
1760
01:35:12,204 --> 01:35:13,448
Just don't let her date cops.
1761
01:35:13,565 --> 01:35:15,169
- She's not dating anyone.
- Okay.
1762
01:35:15,244 --> 01:35:17,044
- Ever.
- All right.
1763
01:35:19,324 --> 01:35:21,845
Did I ever tell you about the first
time I spent the night with Gabby?
1764
01:35:21,924 --> 01:35:23,692
I don't want to
hear that, dude.
1765
01:35:24,164 --> 01:35:25,691
Dude, I got a hella
big family, right?
1766
01:35:25,764 --> 01:35:27,412
See? Fuck, dude,
I don't want to hear that.
1767
01:35:27,484 --> 01:35:29,088
I got a hella big family, bro.
1768
01:35:29,164 --> 01:35:30,604
Someone's always
at my house, right?
1769
01:35:30,684 --> 01:35:32,571
But one time, Gabby's
parents bounced to Ensenada
1770
01:35:32,643 --> 01:35:33,767
and her brother
crashed at his girlfriend's.
1771
01:35:33,844 --> 01:35:35,644
So I spent the night
at her house.
1772
01:35:35,843 --> 01:35:37,884
And this was gonna be
the night, dude.
1773
01:35:37,964 --> 01:35:40,364
It was gonna be the night,
do you know what I'm saying?
1774
01:35:40,444 --> 01:35:41,732
No, what are you talking about?
1775
01:35:41,803 --> 01:35:43,091
Well, I'll tell you
what I'm talking about.
1776
01:35:43,163 --> 01:35:44,123
Okay, cool.
1777
01:35:44,203 --> 01:35:45,250
So we're in her
parents' bed, right?
1778
01:35:45,323 --> 01:35:46,250
Yeah.
1779
01:35:46,323 --> 01:35:47,928
And it's on.
It's about to go down.
1780
01:35:48,003 --> 01:35:49,230
I'm taking off her chones,
I'm...
1781
01:35:49,283 --> 01:35:50,450
Chones? What are...
1782
01:35:50,523 --> 01:35:51,750
Her skivvies, dawg,
come on, bro.
1783
01:35:51,803 --> 01:35:52,970
Oh, right.
1784
01:35:53,163 --> 01:35:55,727
And I'm like finally, right?
Fucking finally!
1785
01:35:56,043 --> 01:35:58,531
But then we hear this noise.
Dude, someone's in the pad.
1786
01:35:58,763 --> 01:36:01,927
So I hide underneath the bed.
And then I hear people coming up.
1787
01:36:02,203 --> 01:36:03,660
And it's her parents.
1788
01:36:04,202 --> 01:36:05,403
This is the second floor, bro.
1789
01:36:05,643 --> 01:36:06,647
What?
1790
01:36:06,722 --> 01:36:07,682
I got nowhere to go.
1791
01:36:07,762 --> 01:36:10,042
Homegirl's trying to distract them,
but it ain't happening, right?
1792
01:36:10,122 --> 01:36:11,410
And the footsteps grow louder.
1793
01:36:11,562 --> 01:36:13,810
Louder and louder.
Then the door opens...
1794
01:36:13,882 --> 01:36:16,926
Oh, my God, bro, I'm naked
underneath the bed.
1795
01:36:17,002 --> 01:36:18,846
And then all I can
see is little footsteps.
1796
01:36:18,922 --> 01:36:21,410
I see his hairy feet and
I see her nails all painted,
1797
01:36:21,481 --> 01:36:23,762
and they're right there yapping,
they're doing their thing.
1798
01:36:23,961 --> 01:36:26,930
And they crash. And this is the
part that I never told Gabby.
1799
01:36:27,641 --> 01:36:29,802
I hear a little smoochie smooch,
and I hear some shit,
1800
01:36:29,922 --> 01:36:31,689
and I'm like praying,
please, no.
1801
01:36:32,201 --> 01:36:33,849
- And they did it, bro.
- What?
1802
01:36:34,081 --> 01:36:35,041
They got down, dude!
1803
01:36:35,121 --> 01:36:36,081
What!
1804
01:36:36,481 --> 01:36:39,166
I'm talking Gabby's
parents fucking, dude!
1805
01:36:39,241 --> 01:36:40,922
- All right, I got it.
- No!
1806
01:36:41,321 --> 01:36:43,449
That shit was
so traumatic, man.
1807
01:36:43,601 --> 01:36:45,488
You must have been
a little uncomfortable
1808
01:36:45,561 --> 01:36:47,481
around her folks after that.
1809
01:36:48,161 --> 01:36:50,889
Yeah, bro, 'cause her
father is a freak.
1810
01:36:51,321 --> 01:36:53,088
Dude, I guess when
you've been married that long,
1811
01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:54,388
you gotta mix it
up a little bit.
1812
01:36:54,721 --> 01:36:56,445
I tried rolling like that
with Gabby and she was like...
1813
01:36:56,521 --> 01:36:58,889
Hell, no, you're
not touching me there.
1814
01:37:01,160 --> 01:37:02,841
It makes me fucking
uncomfortable, man.
1815
01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:05,288
I know, I know, you know why?
'Cause you're a freak too.
1816
01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:07,204
Don't go there, bro,
just don't go there.
1817
01:37:08,520 --> 01:37:11,685
I fucking can't breathe.
Holy shit.
1818
01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:14,561
Any Newton unit...
1819
01:37:22,400 --> 01:37:23,479
Let's go fight crime
or something.
1820
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:24,640
Okay.
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