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No, no, you don't understand.
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I have called every drug store
in this city,
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and nobody has what I need.
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No, this-this is
a very serious condition.
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I could die if I don't get this.
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You'll have it here
by tomorrow?
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Great.
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Thank God.
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Chris, I had no idea
you were sick.
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What is it, your heart?
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My hair.
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I ran out of conditioner.
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And hey, don't laugh.
This happens to be very serious.
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Hey, you don't have to tell me.
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You think I just wake up
looking like this?
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Morning, Chris.
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Let me have
a great big breakfast, will you?
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A couple eggs,
couple of sausages.
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I tell you, everything
tastes so much better
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now that I've quit smoking.
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Bob, is there any chance
you use Sculpt 'n' Shine
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Leave-In Conditioner for Curls
by Sundora?
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No, but you can try my
Styling Glaze for Men by J'mon.
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Mmm... tried it.
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It gave my hair a matte finish.
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Oh, I hate when that happens.
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Hey, may-maybe you guys
didn't hear me.
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L-I quit smoking.
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You know, it's really scary
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if I go too long
without conditioner.
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I should have stocked up.
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I was playing with fire.
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I don't know what
you were thinking, sister.
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That's a dangerous game.
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You know what else
is a dangerous game?
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- Smoking.
- You know, I have never
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gone so much as two days
without my conditioner.
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Yeah, speaking of two days,
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it's been two whole days
since I've had a cigarette.
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Hey, Jake. How you doing?
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Uh, I'm not so sure.
Somethings bothering me.
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Yeah, well, if you're afraid
I started smoking again,
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don't worry, I haven't.
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Now, tell me if this
sounds bad, all right?
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Now, last night,
Amanda and I were...
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well, in the middle of things...
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Not bad so far.
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What, am-am I even here?
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Anyway, we were in bed,
and I couldn't tell
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if she was yelling out
"Oh, man" or "Oh, Stan."
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It's Stan.
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Well, how do you know?
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You're wearing a shirt
that has "Stan" written on it.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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It is possible that Amanda
bought him a shirt
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and the designer's name is Stan.
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Yeah, and that's his logo.
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You know, like Ralph Lauren,
Tommy Hilfiger or... Stan.
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What-what are you talking about?
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It's one of those shirts
that delivery guys wear.
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They bring stuff to my office
all the time.
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Yeah, but why would a delivery
guy be leaving his shirt
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in my...
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Oh, damn.
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Amanda's cheating on me
with some guy named Stan.
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Jake, that's terrible.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, buddy.
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Okay, that's cleared up.
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Now can we get back
to me, please?
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You know what? That's it.
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I'm going to go home
and talk to Amanda.
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Then I'm going to go
take care of this guy Stan.
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The guy stole my girlfriend,
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and you know what,
come to think of it,
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my high-tops are missing.
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- Poor QUV-
-Poor guy?
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His girlfriend cheated on him.
It happens.
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I, on the other hand,
have gone without nicotine
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- for two whole days!
- Oh.
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You quit smoking?
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Yeah, why didn't you
say something?
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Margaret, I forgot to ask--
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the fax come in with
Mrs. Gilbert's test results?
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Oh, the results just got here,
but they're not very clear.
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Well, of course not to you.
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You're not a doctor.
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I can't read this.
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That's what I was trying
to tell you.
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The fax machine needs
a new film roll.
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I'll call the repairman.
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What... why'?
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Because I can't do it myself.
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Margaret...
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If I said,
"I can't do it myself,"
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I never would
have quit smoking,
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which I have
for the last two days.
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Now...
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maybe it's time you thought
about doing things yourself,
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instead of relying on
other people to do them for you.
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Think about it. Here, file this
for me, will you?
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You better walk away
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before I take that soapbox
you're on and beat you with it.
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Margaret, what do you think
you're doing?
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I'm trying to fix
the damn fax machine.
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You don't know how to do that.
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Why don't you just call
the repairman?
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John won't let me.
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- Why not?
-Who knows?
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He quit smoking.
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Now he's on his high horse.
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Oh.
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Well, that's good
he took up riding.
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Keep his mind off smoking.
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Margaret told me
you quit smoking.
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Congratulations.
I'm so proud of you.
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I'm glad somebody is.
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And I want you to know that
I'm happy to be your sponsor.
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Sponsor?
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You know, the person
who stands by your side
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and makes sure you never
start smoking again.
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I'm great at it.
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I'm my mom's sponsor.
She's quit 13 times.
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L-I quit smoking all by myself.
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I don't need a sponsor.
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Well, sure, not now,
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but what happens
when you wake up
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in the middle of the night
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with a need so bad
you can hardly stand it?
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Alls you have to do
is pick up the phone, call me,
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and I'll be there for you.
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Yeah, don't be.
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I mean, not there
in bed next to you.
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God, I got enough problems
without sleeping with my boss.
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But don't worry, I'm not
attracted to you at all.
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- Good.
-Seriously.
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- Good. -No way.
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I get it!
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Even
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What...?
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So, when you wake up
in the middle of the night
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screaming because you
want a cigarette,
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just call me,
and I'll be there.
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Usually, when I feel
like screaming,
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you already are.
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Amanda?
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It's me.
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Get out here.
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I want to talk.
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Amanda...
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I'm-I'm not...
I'm not kidding, Amanda.
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I'm serious.
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Look, I know all about
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what's going on with you
and Stan, all right?
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I may be blind, but don't think
I can't see what's going on
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right in front of my face.
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Amanda...
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Look, you can pull this silent
routine as long as you want,
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but we are gonna
talk about this.
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I'll be sitting
right out here on the couch.
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Just waiting for you.
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Why would you do this,
Amanda?
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L-I thought we had
something special.
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All right, well, you can't
hide in there forever, Amanda.
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I'll be out here... waiting.
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Amanda?
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Amanda?
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Stan?
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Chris, get out here already
with my breakfast!
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I'm starving!
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Uh...
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I don't want to break
the news to you, but...
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I think your hair
is unscrewing.
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Oh, my God, it's starting.
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All right, all right,
all right, calm down.
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We can handle this.
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First things first--
give me my breakfast.
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Hey, there's a delivery truck.
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That guy's supposed to bring
my Sculpt 'n' Shine
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Leave-In Conditioner
for Curls by Sundora.
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- Chris?
-What-what...?
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Why-why is he driving away?
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- Well, that's a good question.
-Hey!
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If you'll just give me
my breakfast...
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Hey, hey, hey!
Come back here
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with my Sculpt 'n' Shine
Leave-In Conditioner
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for Curls by Sundora!
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Chris, Chris,
it'll only take a second.
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I'm getting to the bottom
of this.
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- I'm calling Sundora.
-That'd be good,
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but before you do that,
could you give me the breakfast?
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'Cause I'm kind of getting
a little dizzy and...
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Chris?
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Yeah. Hi, hi. Hello? Yeah.
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This is Chris Connor.
I placed an order yesterday.
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- So did I.
-Well, well...
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What do you mean,
it won't be here till tomorrow?
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But... you promised it would
be here overnight.
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What?!
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My breakfast!
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Two-day service
is not overnight!
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It's overnight!
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Chris...
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Yeah, sorry. Here, Bob.
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All right, so... so... so...
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you promise
it'll be here tomorrow?
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All right, thank you.
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Wow, you were hungry.
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Oh, hey, nice hair.
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Couldn't get a cab
with a windshield?
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Shut up.
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- She needs her conditioner.
- Yeah.
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If I don't get it, I'm just...
I'm going to go out of my mind.
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
just like an addict.
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Totally dependent on an external
substance for your happiness.
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I used to be like you.
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Yeah, but ever since
I quit smoking, you know,
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I find my...
my peace from within.
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Wh-What's it been?
Like, three days?
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Almost.
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That's not the point, though.
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The point is that
I did it myself
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and I've never felt better
in my life.
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You don't see me
all upset, do you?
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You don't see me wigging out.
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I think... Hey, what the hell
were you thinking,
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calling me at 2:00
in the morning?!
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Sorry, but as your sponsor,
I wanted to make sure
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you weren't having a craving.
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I was having a craving.
For sleep!
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You know, Linda, I have cravings
in the middle of the night, too.
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I know. Quit calling me.
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Hey, Jake.
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Well, you're not gonna
believe it.
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Amanda moved out.
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- Oh, Jake, I'm sorry.
-Oh, that's too bad, Jake.
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And she took
everything with her.
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And by "everything,"
I mean furniture, appliances,
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my big-screen TV.
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Why do you need
a big-screen...?
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I just like knowing
that I have one.
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- I can't believe she did that.
- Yeah, I can.
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I never liked her.
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Unless you get back together.
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Then I never said that.
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Well, I found this envelope
this morning. I'm...
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I'm guessing
it's a Dear John letter.
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I can't believe she left
her blind boyfriend a letter.
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That's like breaking up
with a deaf guy over the phone.
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All right, Jake, buddy,
I'll, uh,
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read it to you here.
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Uh... actually,
I forgot my glasses.
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Here, why don't you read it.
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Uh, wow, I-l have no idea
what this says.
254
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Her handwriting is atrocious.
255
00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,257
Give it to me. lfl can read
256
00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:27,269
Dr. Becker's writing,
I can read anyone's.
257
00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:28,633
Except hers.
258
00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,604
What, did she have a stroke?
259
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,603
Will somebody just read
the damn letter?
260
00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:38,409
Oh, here, give it to me.
I'll read it.
261
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,609
See what we got here.
262
00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,811
"Dear Jake..."
263
00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:46,719
Okay... it's all pretty standard
break-up stuff.
264
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,087
Nothing I haven't seen before.
265
00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:51,520
Oh, here we go.
266
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,153
"I've been sleeping
with a guy named Stan
267
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,323
"for the last six months
right under your nose.
268
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,526
"We're running off to Vegas
to get married.
269
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,568
All the best, Amanda."
270
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,968
Oh, God.
271
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:05,304
Oh, now I see why
nobody wanted to read this.
272
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,777
I can't believe it. I mean,
she's-she's going to marry Stan?
273
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,150
It really says that?
274
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,621
Yeah, I mean, you want me
to read it again?
275
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,282
'Cause like a whole paragraph
of how good he is in bed.
276
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,984
Bob, Bob, enough, enough.
277
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,754
What-what am I gonna do?
278
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,955
Well, you're just gonna
be a man, buddy,
279
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:28,190
and take the pain.
280
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,824
That's what I did
when I quit smoking.
281
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,459
Oh, please.
282
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,799
How can you possibly
equate quitting smoking
283
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,168
with Jake losing his girlfriend?
284
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,367
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, mine's a lot worse.
285
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,136
I can never have
another cigarette.
286
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,768
He can always get another woman.
287
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:42,971
I need to be alone.
288
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,809
You are alone. She left you.
289
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,885
- Jake, don't.
- No, no, no, no.
290
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,145
Let him go. Let him go.
291
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,583
If he's ever gonna
get through this,
292
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,348
he's gonna have to toughen up...
293
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:55,049
like I did when I quit smoking.
294
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,683
You know, we shouldn't
have let him leave.
295
00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,159
He's got no one to talk to.
296
00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,627
It's not healthy
to keep your feelings
297
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,095
bottled up inside.
298
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,666
I don't keep anything
bottled up inside.
299
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,269
Could you?
300
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,031
Excuse me. I have a package
for a, uh, Chris Connor.
301
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,504
Oh! My Sculpt 'n' Shine
302
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,370
Leave-In Conditioner
for Curls by Sundora!
303
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,773
Finally, it's here!
304
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,878
I don't get it.
What's the big deal?
305
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,983
You don't use hair gel, do you?
306
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,714
What the hell is this?
307
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,845
It's a sex toy.
308
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,723
I ordered something for my hair.
309
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:31,794
Yeah, well, don't use that.
310
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,296
Your hair looks
bad enough already.
311
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:39,298
Look, you, I ordered a case
of Sculpt 'n' Shine
312
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,302
Leave-In Conditioner
for Curls by Sundora.
313
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,997
Now, you go back
to your shipping depot,
314
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:44,870
you find it,
and you bring it back here
315
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,569
before I turn into
the bride of Frankenstein!
316
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,610
Before?
317
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:49,907
Go!
318
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,577
What am I supposed
to do with this?
319
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,018
You really want me to tell you
in front of them?
320
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,664
Damn it!
321
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,031
You're still working
on that fax machine?
322
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,263
Well, maybe I wouldn't be
323
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,340
if someone would give me
a little help.
324
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,463
I'll get Dr. Becker.
325
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:18,632
Nah-uh-uh. Now wait a minute.
326
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,301
You-you...
you just take this roll
327
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,039
while I figure out
what to do with this end.
328
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,239
Okay.
329
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,882
I'll get it.
330
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,050
Doctor's office.
331
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,815
Yeah, this is a bakery.
332
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:36,119
That's why I said
"doctor's office."
333
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,526
ls the world full of stupid
people, or is it just me?
334
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:41,759
It's just you.
335
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,393
You know, there'd be
some mornings I'd wake up
336
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,733
and I'd think, "You know,
why even get out of bed?"
337
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,340
Then I'd look over
at the nightstand
338
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,773
and I'd see my little
tobacco friend
339
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,901
just waiting there to say,
"Good morning."
340
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,173
And then all of a sudden,
everything would be okay.
341
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,646
I'm-I'm-I'm way past that now.
342
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,308
You know, not a day goes by
I don't thank my lucky stars
343
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,352
-that I quit smoking.
-Well, how long's it been?
344
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,787
Uh, let's see, a year from now,
it'll be a year and three days.
345
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:13,824
Ah, for crying out...!
346
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,326
Hey... what happened to my gum?
347
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,233
I had a half a stick of gum
in here this morning.
348
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,863
Dr. Becker, are you sure
you're all right?
349
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,498
You're showing all the classic
signs of relapsing.
350
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:26,666
But don't worry,
351
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,109
'cause I have just
the thing for you.
352
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:32,942
That's what you got for me?
353
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,813
A... a cat hanging
from a branch?
354
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:35,851
Don't you get it?
355
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,079
The cat's up a tree,
356
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,121
but he's still
"hanging in there."
357
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,189
Here.
358
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,156
How's this supposed to help me?
359
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:43,988
This cat never smoked!
360
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,821
I can't make the roll fit.
361
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,025
I called the company
to get the instructions.
362
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,032
What'd they say?
363
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:55,037
They said they would
fax them to me.
364
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:57,607
I just can't do this!
365
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,004
Well, here.
366
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,238
Hang in there, baby.
367
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,319
Hey, Jake, you in there?
It's John.
368
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,123
Yeah, come on in.
369
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,690
Didn't you used to have
a doorbell out here?
370
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,961
Amanda took that, too.
371
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,468
Oh.
372
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,095
Wow, you know,
I-l thought this place
373
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,232
was going to look bad.
It looks fine.
374
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,402
Have a seat here.
You want a beer?
375
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,410
No, thank you.
376
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,311
I just thought I'd, uh, come by.
377
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,576
I know it's kind of hard on you.
378
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:40,843
I wanted to see
how you were doing.
379
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,510
Well, actually,
I'm not doing too good.
380
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,292
Damn. Forgot. No coffee table.
381
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,420
- You-you want some pizza?
-Wha...? Oh.
382
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,865
Did you, uh, pay for this
by credit card?
383
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:00,698
Yeah. Actually, I ordered it
by phone. Why?
384
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:04,934
Well, it looks like you paid
$46 for a small cheese pizza.
385
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,601
Damn, this is just not my day.
386
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,838
I don't know what to do, John.
387
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,915
Do I crawl back to her,
388
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,609
or do I go beat Stan up
'cause he... he drove her off
389
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:18,153
into the sunset in his big,
cool, brown truck?
390
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:20,655
Absolutely not. That'd be weak.
391
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,817
That'd be like me
starting smoking again,
392
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,758
which I'd never do,
because like I said,
393
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:28,263
you know, that would be...
that'd be weak.
394
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,663
I... I miss her so...
395
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,565
I miss her so much, John.
396
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,870
I mean, I think I'm doing okay,
and then...
397
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,703
and then something
will remind me of her.
398
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,367
She... she was the first thing
I'd reach for
399
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,036
when I got up in the morning.
400
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,045
Yeah, I know what you mean.
401
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,810
But you-you just got to put...
got to put that in the past.
402
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,010
Yeah, but I-l don't know
if I can.
403
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,984
I mean, John,
she was my best friend.
404
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,090
I mean, every... every time
I was around her,
405
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:54,418
I'd... I'd just light up.
406
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,323
- Oh, God!
-What?
407
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,986
Look, look, we're just
going to, you know...
408
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:00,461
we're going to get
through this, buddy.
409
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,362
I mean, you-- we're going
to get you through this.
410
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:04,797
Thanks.
That... that means a lot.
411
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:05,994
Yeah.
412
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:11,705
You know, if you need to,
you can cry.
413
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:15,278
No. I think I'm going
to be all right.
414
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,144
- John?
-Yeah.
415
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,277
Are you crying?
416
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,684
No, no, I'm fine.
417
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,984
I... you know, I'm just sad
for you, that's all.
418
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,901
Come on, Chris.
Get out here already.
419
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,473
Yeah, we're hungry!
420
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,542
I can't.
I'm afraid you'll judge me.
421
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:49,511
Oh, just put a hat on.
Don't be such a baby.
422
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:50,909
I already did.
423
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,155
Is it bad?
424
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,759
No, no. Not at all.
425
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,492
No, it's a good look for you.
426
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,739
Yow! What happened to you?
427
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,274
Is that my Sculpt 'n' Shine?
Give it to me.
428
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:21,810
- Yeah, just sign right here.
-Sign it yourself.
429
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,345
Hey, uh, h-hold up a second,
there.
430
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:24,846
- Me?
-Yeah, you.
431
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,473
You're a delivery guy, right?
432
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,880
- Yeah, that's right.
-Yeah?
433
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,042
You work in the neighborhood?
434
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,085
- Yeah, I do.
-Yeah?
435
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,916
Your name's not Stan, is it?
436
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,387
- No, it's Dave.
-Oh.
437
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:34,547
Do you know Stan?
438
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,750
What are you talking about?
439
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:36,916
Hey, hey, don't give me that.
440
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,926
I mean, all you delivery guys
are the same
441
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,327
with your brown shorts
and your muscular calves.
442
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,230
I was with the love of my life
for two and a half years,
443
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,735
and then one of you guys came
and ruined everything.
444
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,770
Oh, damn,
are you Gloria's husband?
445
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,896
- No.
-Julie's?
446
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,668
What-what is it with you guys?
447
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,005
Huh? Do... do you just park
outside someone's house,
448
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,614
wait for the men to leave, and
then go sleep with their wives?
449
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,478
Yeah, that's terrible!
450
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,448
Are you guys hiring?
451
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,282
You people are all crazy.
Geez!
452
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,390
Just let me ride
in the truck with you.
453
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,355
Is it scary driving
without doors?
454
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,796
I don't believe it.
455
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,901
I'm never going
to see Amanda again.
456
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,367
Oh, buck up, will you?
457
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,369
Well, yesterday,
you said I could cry.
458
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,134
You still not over that?
Come on. Let it go.
459
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,368
- John?
-What?
460
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,978
I hope you're happy.
461
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,944
I tried to fix
that fax machine for days.
462
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,016
It broke me.
463
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:37,212
I will pay to have
that machine fixed myself.
464
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,847
Just, please,
don't make me do this anymore.
465
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:47,056
This is Sculpt 'n' Shine
for extra body!
466
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,565
Does this hair look
like it needs extra body?!
467
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,966
Is that...
is that guy still here?
468
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,402
Maybe what I need
is still on the truck.
469
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,701
Maybe... maybe I have
somebody else's
470
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,104
and they have mine.
471
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,938
Oh...
472
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,978
Oh, no.
473
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,880
He's gone.
474
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,988
Oh, God.
475
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,182
You people make me sick!
476
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,054
"My girlfriend cheated on me."
477
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,661
"I can't change a fax."
478
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,160
"My hair's too frizzy."
479
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:20,423
Oh, for God's sake!
480
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,533
I haven't had a cigarette
in over five days.
481
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,191
You don't see my whining,
do you?
482
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,631
That's 'cause I've
got character.
483
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:26,634
I got strength.
484
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,466
-I got...
-shut up!
485
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:31,165
I can't listen
to another minute of this.
486
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,004
I'm just trying
to help you pe0Ple-
487
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,169
You know, you are
so damn self-righteous.
488
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,473
And annoying.
489
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,479
You know, why don't you
just have a smoke already?
490
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,550
- What? What?
-Yeah, great, great. If-if only
491
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,176
just to put something
in his mouth to shut him up!
492
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:44,720
- Here, here, smoke!
-Oh. Oh, yeah.
493
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:48,121
Oh... oh, yeah, I get it.
I get it.
494
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,853
You think, just 'cause I have a
pack of cigarettes in my hands,
495
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,190
that I'm gonna fall off
the wagon. Is that it?
496
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,889
You think I'm going
to blow five days
497
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,522
of not smoking? Yeah?
498
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,135
Well, I bet you think
that if I take one drag
499
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,601
I'm going to get
hooked again, right?
500
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,400
Yeah, well, forget it.
I'm not. Watch this.
501
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:05,600
What are you doing?!
502
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,037
Nothing.
503
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,077
Yes, you were.
504
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,737
You were about to smoke
this cigarette.
505
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,110
No, I wasn't.
I was just gonna,
506
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,182
you know, prove a point.
507
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:14,978
- Give me that!
-Oh!
508
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,381
Face it, John.
You were going to smoke.
509
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,045
You are just as weak
as the rest of us.
510
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,121
No, I'm not! I'm not.
511
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,451
I was just gonna take
one little puff
512
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,616
and then throw it away
to show you how strong I was.
513
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:26,195
But I didn't even do that.
That's how strong I am.
514
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:27,592
Alls I know is
515
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,563
there's a little kitty
back at the office
516
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,100
who's gonna be
very disappointed in you.
517
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,639
I hate that cat!
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