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Mmm, that's good.
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Oh, you know something,
I can't take this.
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You-you can't eat pizza
with a knife and fork.
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- Yes, I can.
-No, you can't.
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You know, there are places
in this city
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they'd kill you
for eating pizza like that.
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Well, I'm not in
one of those places.
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Don't be so sure.
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What is your problem?
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This is the way I eat pizza.
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I like to be civilized.
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You've got a civilized
piece of cheese
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hanging from your face there.
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- That's nice.
-That's very nice.
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Uh, John, John... wait, wait.
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L-I need to talk to you.
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Well, clearly, you and I
have different needs.
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Look, look, I...
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I don't want to just
jump into sex.
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L-I want the first time
to be romantic.
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I mean, we haven't even had
a proper first date yet.
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We've known each other
for over a year.
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I mean, come on, don't I get
credit for time served?
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Time served?
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And what is this,
a conjugal visit?
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Apparently not, or we'd
be conjugalating by now.
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I want a real date, John.
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- This is a real date.
-No, no, no.
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This is you ordering
a medium pizza,
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getting a large by accident,
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and then climbing up
the fire escape
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and asking me
if I wanted a slice.
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Oh, so now I'm being punished
for kindness?
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You just don't get it.
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I... You are so unromantic.
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No, wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
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Wait a second,
I know what you mean.
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I know what you mean.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I think I got a candle
around here someplace.
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I got some Lionel Richie.
How about that, huh?
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Romantic enough for you?
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John, asking me
to explain romance to you
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is, for the record,
not romantic.
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So thanks for dinner,
but you'll
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have to find something else
to do for dessert.
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Oh, no, hey, hey, come on.
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Where are you go...?
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You know something? Who cares?
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Go home, you know?
Who needs you?
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I'll finish this off myself.
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I'm talking about the pizza.
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Hey, Chris, do me a favor?
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Uh, can you keep an eye
on the counter?
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I got to go visit
my nana at the home.
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I didn't know your grandmother
was in a home.
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Oh, yeah, it was getting
too tough for her to live alone.
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I mean, climbing up
all those stairs,
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and she kept losing stuff,
and, well,
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you know I was no help there,
so...
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I don't think
she's ever been so happy.
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I'll see you.
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See you.
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Anybody want to know
why his nana's so happy?
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It's not because
he brings her candy every week.
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She's having sex.
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Ew.
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How do you know that?
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My brother knows a guy
who works there.
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One night, he hears this noise
coming from her room,
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so he checks it out,
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and he sees Nana and some geezer
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going at it
like a couple of rabbits.
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- Couple of wrinkly, old rabbits.
-Oh...
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Ew!
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Oh, stop. I think it's sweet.
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When I was a kid,
I was at a friend's house,
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and by mistake,
I saw his grandmother
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step out of the shower naked.
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It was not sweet.
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Wouldn't you think
you get to a certain age
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and your sex drive
would shrivel up like...
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you know, everything else?
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Well, let's find out.
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No, no, no...
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Excuse me, sir,
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are you interested in sex?
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I didn't mean with me.
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Come on,
I'd crack you like a crab.
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There's an old man out there
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whacking Hector with a cane
like he's a pifiata.
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I swear, I saw candy
come flying out of him.
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Turkey sandwich to go, please.
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You, uh... you didn't come in
for breakfast this morning.
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I thought maybe you were mad
because of last night.
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- What happened last night?
-No, nothing. I wasn't mad.
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- Doesn't sound like nothing.
-It's none of your business.
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- No, it just felt like, uh...
-It felt like what?
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Hey, what are you,
a three-year-old?
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Come on! Go away.
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You're not the boss of me.
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Yes, I am.
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Oh, right.
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Anyway, I thought
about what you said
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about us having a proper date,
and, well...
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you, me, dinner, Friday.
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Oh, John,
you sweep me off my feet.
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What'd I do wrong now?
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Would it kill you to call me
and ask me out nicely?
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I'm standing right here.
Why should I call you?
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You know something? I-l give up.
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I have no idea what you want
anymore. It's like I...
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Hello. Diner.
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Oh, John, what a surprise.
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Uh, yeah, I'd love
to have dinner Friday.
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Ooh, let-let me just check
my calendar.
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Come on, I don't have
enough anytime minutes.
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Do you want to go or not?
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Okay, fine, I'd love to.
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Thank you.
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God, what a pain in the ass.
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What was that?
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I said, I'll see you Friday!
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What is it with you women?
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You meet a guy, you like him,
but the minute
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you find out he likes you,
you start trying to change him
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from what he is
into what you want him to be,
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which, as near as I can tell,
is another woman.
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You know something, I-l think
down deep, you're all lesbians.
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I assume this is about Chris.
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You know, everything has
to be romantic with her.
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I walk in there
this morning, and I...
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Amazing. All these years,
who knew that would work?
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John, I cannot listen
to any more about you and Chris.
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I am not your mother,
lam not your shrink,
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but most of all,
I'm not interested.
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You have to be. I pay you.
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Not enough for that.
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Well, just out of curiosity,
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how-how much more
would I have to... Oh.
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Uh, Linda,
get in here, will you?
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Okay, I knew this was coming.
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That two-hour phone call
to Brazil,
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it really was a wrong number,
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but Jilberto and I
just happened to hit it off.
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Yeah, it's not about that.
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It will be later,
but right now I-l just want
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your opinion on something.
Sit down.
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It's about...
it's about me and Chris.
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Isn't this the kind of thing you
usually talk to Margaret about?
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Well, she wanted to,
but, you know, uh...
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it's a dating thing,
and between you and me,
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she's a little out of touch.
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I know. It's so sad.
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Anyway, anyway,
wh-wh-what is...
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you know, why is it the second
a woman meets a guy she likes,
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right away
she tries to change him?
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The truth is...
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...men and women are different.
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I hope I've been of some help.
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Sit down, sit down.
Come on, I'm serious.
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Okay. I didn't want to say this,
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because Chris is a friend,
but...
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if she's trying to change you,
she's out of her mind.
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I mean, you're a handsome,
successful,
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intelligent, caring physician.
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Any woman would be lucky
to have you.
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Yeah, you're up
for salary review, aren't you?
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Next week.
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Yeah, get out.
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It was the "handsome,"
wasn't it?
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- I knew that was too much.
-Get out.
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Hector, what's wrong?
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This whole "old people
still doing it" thing
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has me a little bummed out.
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Why would that bother you?
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Well, this may
surprise you, but...
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I don't do as well with women
as you might think.
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No, no, it's true.
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But I figured by the time
I got older, it wouldn't matter,
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'cause, well,
I just wouldn't care.
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Now I find out I got another...
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50, 60 years of rejection
to look forward to.
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Look, Hector, don't worry.
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I mean, one day you'll...
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One day I'll what?
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Give me a second.
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Oh, John! Glad you're here.
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Look, I, uh...
I heard about this
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great seafood place
in the neighborhood.
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I thought maybe we could
go there Friday night.
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Uh, what do you think?
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Whatever.
Uh... where's Jake?
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He's-he's running an errand.
What's the matter?
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Uh, it's his grandmother.
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L-I'm her doctor, so they
called me from the home.
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Evidently, she's passed away.
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Oh, my God.
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What happened?
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Well, said she had
a heart attack.
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But he said
she was feeling great.
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Uh, maybe a little too great.
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Uh, she had
a heart attack while...
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in the act.
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The act?
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Yeah, that one.
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- We're talking about sex, right?
- Yeah...
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Right.
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Does Jake know?
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Good afternoon.
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Ah, could it be
a more beautiful day? Hoo!
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I'm going with "no."
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I can't believe it.
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I just saw her yesterday.
She was fine.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
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I mean, I knew this day
would come,
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but I guess you're never
really ready for it, right?
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Mm.
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I just... I hate to think
of her dying all alone.
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She wasn't exactly alone.
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What, she-she was with someone?
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Yeah, yeah, she was, uh...
she was with a guy.
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Really? A doctor?
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No, no, no. He was, uh...
he was more of a friend.
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Yeah, a naked friend.
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What-what...
what are you talking about?
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What is the matter with you?
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The man has a right to know.
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Know what?
What are you talking about?
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Apparently, this friend
and your nana
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knew each other very, very well.
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Uh, you might say...
intimately.
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What are you trying to say?
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Uh, well, they knew each other
in the... biblical sense.
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What are you trying to say?
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Jake, they were having sex,
and she died.
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What are you trying to say?
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John, we should have left
five minutes ago.
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I don't want to be late.
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For a funeral?
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What difference does it make?
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Nana's dead. Jake's blind.
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No one's going to notice
if we're late.
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Hey, come here,
come here, come here.
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L-I want some help.
Look at this.
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See, I got this, uh, menu
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from a seafood place
where Chris wants to go
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-on our date...
-Don't want to talk about it.
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I'm not talking about Chris.
I'm talking about lobster.
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Look, every time
you see lobster,
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it says "MP"--
that's market price.
251
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:56,158
That means they can charge
anything they want.
252
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,955
It's like a license to steal.
253
00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,461
So don't order the lobster.
254
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:02,066
Please, who do you think
you're talking to?
255
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,724
I'm worried about Chris.
256
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:06,860
If she orders a $50 lobster,
I'm going to be forced to order,
257
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:09,599
like, a four-dollar salad,
and I'm going to be eating it
258
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,436
and resenting her
the whole time.
259
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,976
Anger's going to build, she's
going to ask me what's wrong,
260
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,807
and you know me,
I won't say anything.
261
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,811
I'll try to hold it back
until I can't stand it anymore,
262
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,885
and at the end of dinner
I'll reach across the table
263
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:26,718
and strangle her with her
butter-soaked lobster bib.
264
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,087
How's that gonna look?
265
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,494
- Linda, let's go.
-What...?
266
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:33,927
I don't want to be late.
267
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,862
You know, maybe one of us
should stay here,
268
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,559
just in case
a patient shows up.
269
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,863
No, they won't. I rescheduled
everyone till after 4:00.
270
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:40,971
Now, come on.
271
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,767
But what if there's
an emergency?
272
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,499
Then they'll go
to the emergency room.
273
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:45,871
Now, let's go!
274
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,501
I'm not going. I can't.
275
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,113
I hate funerals.
They freak me out!
276
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,373
Yeah, excuse me.
277
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,676
How long would it take you
to download an article
278
00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,842
on unsafe bacteria level
in lobster?
279
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,153
Linda, stop this.
280
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,350
You have to go. It's for Jake.
281
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,791
I know, but I hate dead people.
282
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,327
It's nothing personal,
283
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,863
but the waxy skin,
the hideous makeup...
284
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,024
I'm not going,
and you can't make me.
285
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:12,158
Linda, you are acting
like a child.
286
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,498
Now, you are going.
287
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,071
I hate you!
288
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:16,298
Linda, stop this.
289
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,705
You are going,
and that is final.
290
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,175
Okay, I'll go.
291
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,281
But the last time
I went to a funeral,
292
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,780
I threw up in the coffin.
293
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,611
- You know what? No...
-Maybe she can stay.
294
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,059
Well, hey, you know,
those appetizers look great.
295
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,065
Want me to get us
a couple of plates here?
296
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,136
Nah, I don't want to ruin
my appetite for dinner.
297
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,602
You know, that restaurant
flies the lobsters
298
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:48,865
in fresh from Maine.
299
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,804
Yeah, you say that
like that's a good thing,
300
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,432
but I don't know, you know?
301
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,943
They put them in crates,
they throw them on planes...
302
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,173
Lobsters aren't stupid.
They know they're going to die.
303
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,782
And I'm thinking
they probably tense up
304
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,441
and the meat gets all tough.
305
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,779
What the hell
are you talking about?
306
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,148
It-it just occurred to me
307
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,278
that if you're after a nice,
tender piece of meat,
308
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,652
you can't go wrong
with a-a piece of chicken.
309
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,316
Oh, there's Jake.
310
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,030
You have beautiful eyes.
311
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,192
They're up here.
312
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,302
I got a room down the hall.
313
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,464
I've got a husband at home.
314
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,405
So what's your point?
315
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,477
Hey, Jake, how you holding up?
316
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,944
I guess I'm okay.
317
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:31,446
I just can't stop thinking
about the...
318
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,982
the guy she was with.
319
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,642
Yeah, well, try not
to make yourself crazy
320
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,014
thinking about it.
Sit down.
321
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,644
Yeah, what's important
is that she had somebody.
322
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,085
Hey, I'm well aware
that she had someone.
323
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,158
Ain't no need to make a brother
dwell on it. Come on!
324
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,851
What she meant was, you know,
you should try to get
325
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:46,327
the picture of the two
of them out of your head.
326
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:47,556
Oh. You're right, I'm sorry.
327
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,758
I guess I should focus
on what's important
328
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,632
and not... that... picture.
329
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,501
Excuse me, young man.
330
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,665
I'm Charles Evans.
331
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,368
I was with your grandmother
when she passed.
332
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,377
And the picture's back in.
333
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,116
Ruth was very special to me.
334
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:11,416
What we had was beautiful
and life-affirming.
335
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,989
Well, now,
did you hear that, Jake?
336
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,114
Beautiful.
337
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,130
It's important to me
you understand
338
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,789
it wasn't just physical.
339
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,991
Oh, come on.
340
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:27,502
Oh, we... we took walks,
we saw movies,
341
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:32,076
then once in a while
we'd light a candle,
342
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,509
play a little Coltrane... mmm!
343
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,479
I'm really going to miss her.
344
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:48,048
Sounds like he cared
about her very much.
345
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,888
What do you say, Jake?
346
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:56,022
I guess I am glad that...
that she had someone.
347
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:58,294
Excuse me, young man.
348
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:03,464
I just want you to know that
Ruth was very special to me.
349
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:09,244
What we had was beautiful!
350
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:11,541
Oh, yeah.
351
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,047
Poor guy,
his mind must be going.
352
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,485
He doesn't remember
just talking to me.
353
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:23,692
Uh, different guy, Jake.
354
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,422
What, she was sleeping
with two men?
355
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:28,998
Excuse me.
356
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:33,092
Your grandmother
was the most special woman.
357
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,207
She awakened things
in me that...
358
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,401
I thought died long ago.
359
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,273
Different guy?
360
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:44,710
I'm afraid so.
361
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,545
Oh, man, my nana was a ho!
362
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,818
You know, if we've
learned anything today,
363
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,719
it's that life is fleeting.
364
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,520
- We could go just like that.
365
00:16:56,649 --> 00:17:00,927
So, you've got to make
the moments count.
366
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,468
You know,
with only one arm,
367
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:12,906
that wheelchair would just
go round and round and round.
368
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,616
Yeah, yeah, she made you happy.
Beat it.
369
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,450
Jake, Jake, it doesn't matter
370
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,353
that your nana
had sex with a lot of...
371
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,187
La, la, la, la,
la, la. la, la, la...
372
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,420
Listen. Listen to me.
373
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,293
What's important is that
she had romance in her life
374
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,626
right up until the end.
375
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,291
Some women wait
their whole lives for that
376
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:38,458
and they never get it.
377
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,626
She was lucky.
378
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:40,829
We're going out to dinner.
379
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,633
- What more do you want?
380
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,738
I guess you're right. I...
381
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:50,177
I just loved her,
and I wanted her to be happy,
382
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,941
and I-l guess she was.
383
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:57,378
I think I'm just upset
because she's gone.
384
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,717
You're Ruth's grandson,
aren't you?
385
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:00,949
Yes, yes.
386
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,082
I just want to say that...
387
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:07,220
your nana was
the most special woman.
388
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:09,727
She taught me...
389
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:13,393
La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la...
390
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,309
Hey, Chris, it's John.
391
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,971
Uh, midnight.
392
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,480
So what are you doing?
393
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,606
Sleeping?
394
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,582
Oh, not anymore you're not.
395
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,710
Hey, come on down, will you?
396
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,379
No, no, this is important.
397
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:34,491
Meet-meet me on the fire escape.
398
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:58,678
Oh, my God.
399
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,750
Yeah, really.
400
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,517
Oh... l...
401
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,854
Flowers and wine?
402
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,927
It's so romantic.
403
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,462
John, I'm touched. I...
404
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,930
I'm sorry about our date.
405
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,693
You know, I-l got back
to the office,
406
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,268
it was wall-to-wall patients.
407
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,530
I was just about to leave,
408
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,435
some guy walked in
with food poisoning.
409
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,939
Lobster, by the way.
410
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,771
Anyway, you know, I just...
I just wanted to,
411
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:30,278
you know, do something special
to say I'm sorry.
412
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:34,746
Aw, hey, what...?
You said you liked it.
413
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:38,253
("Vinéfli
It's so beautiful.
414
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,983
But I'm not!
415
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,353
Oh, no, no...
416
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,119
("Vinéfli
Yes.
417
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,628
I'm hideous!
418
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,255
Hey, you know, not-not my...
my choice of words.
419
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:52,733
I mean, I see where
you're coming from, but...
420
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:59,338
I mean, you finally did
everything right, but...
421
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,637
But... but what?
422
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,973
But I'm in this bath robe
423
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,581
and these dopey slippers,
424
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,048
and-and-and...
and I've got bed head.
425
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,210
I mean, you're not supposed
to have bed head
426
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:12,481
before you sleep with somebody.
I mean, I just...
427
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:14,488
I wanted our first time
to be perfect.
428
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,615
No, hey, you know,
life's not perfect.
429
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,592
You got to take moments
when they...
430
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,358
- Hold on a second, you got
a little crusty goober. -Oh.
431
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,023
Hang on.
432
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:29,005
Uh, John, I...
l-l really want to,
433
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,300
but I just...
I-I-I don't know...
434
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,170
Hey, I'll tell you what,
I'll tell you what.
435
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:33,333
Go to bed.
436
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,638
Really, get some sleep.
437
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,837
You sure?
438
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,175
Whoa... yeah, yeah.
439
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,280
We are going to do this.
440
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,114
I know.
441
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,518
- Good night.
-Good night.
442
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,054
And don't worry about me.
443
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,493
I'll just finish
this off myself.
444
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:56,065
I'm talking about the wine.
445
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,292
I know.
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