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Thanks.
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Anything else, jake?
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No, thanks.
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Still working on my eggs.
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Right.
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No problem.
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Hi, there.
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Would you mind if I
handed out some flyers?
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Well, as long as they're not for
the diner down the street.
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Although their free breakfast
was really great.
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No, this is for
the fresh earth project.
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We're sponsoring a rally
about global warming.
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Do you think you could help us
get more heat in the men's room?
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I'll bring that up at the rally.
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It's Thursday night.
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Well, out with the old,
in with the new.
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More coffee, reg.
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The "fresh earth project"?
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Aren't those the idiots
trying to save wales?
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What the hell are they
saving wales from? Ireland?
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Well, thanks a lot.
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Hope to see you at the rally.
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Oh... My... God.
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Just came
for a cigarette.
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Pretend I'm not here.
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I can do that.
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Hi, there.
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I'm from
the fresh earth project
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And we're sponsoring a rally...
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Fresh earth?
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What the hell are you
doing in the bronx?
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Well, sir, we feel...
I know. I know.
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You're trying to
save the plant.
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Trust me, there's nothing
left worth saving.
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Maybe you...
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Don't tell me that I'm
polluting the environment.
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This is just tobacco
and chemicals
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Straight from
god's green earth.
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That okay with you,
birkenstock?
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Reggie:
I'm sorry about him.
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He just woke up on the
wrong side of his ashtray.
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About 30 years ago.
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Well, it takes all kinds...
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Unfortunately.
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Hope to see you
at the rally.
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Excuse me.
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Hi.
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I'm bob.
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Nice to meet you.
I'm connie.
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You know, the environment
really is in a lot of trouble.
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We all need
to conserve energy.
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Hey, bob's all about
conserving energy.
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It's true.
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Once he sits down,
he barely moves.
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Well, nice meeting you.
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Wow.
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She takes my breath away.
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If only.
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I'm surprised you're interested
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In a woman like that, bob.
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Why? Because she's
smart, interesting
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And dedicated to a cause?
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No, because she could
pick you up over her head
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And spike you like a football.
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Yeah, she could, couldn't she?
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Margaret, I looked
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And I can't find my
bracelet anywhere.
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Where did you
have it last?
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If I knew where I had it last,
I'd go there and get it.
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That bracelet
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Had a lot of sentimental value.
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Gil stole it for me
on our second anniversary.
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I'm sure it'll turn up
eventually.
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Not if someone took it.
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What kind of person
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Would steal something
from someone
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Who got it from someone
who loved them enough
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To steal it for them
in the first place?
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You know what scares me?
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I understood exactly
what you just said.
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Excuse me. I'm
helen willakie.
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I called earlier about
getting my father in
to see dr. Becker.
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Oh, right. Dr. Lassandro
faxed over his records.
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Hi, I'm linda.
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My father isn't
able to speak.
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He has als.
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You know, lou
gehrig's disease.
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What happened? Did they share
a can of soda or something?
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No, you see...
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Could you just
tell the doctor
we're here?
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Sure. Mr. Willakie,
you can go on back to room one.
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It's down the hall
and to the left.
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If you need anything, holler.
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Oh, right.
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And I'll need you
to fill out his paperwork.
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You know, margaret,
I had a thought.
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Prove it.
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I think that one of the
patients stole my bracelet.
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Oh, linda, I
don't think that...
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Like her.
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Hey, you've been here
all morning.
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My gold bracelet was stolen.
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Now, I'm not accusing you,
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But if it should
happen to appear
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On this desk, I promise
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There'll be
no questions asked.
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You done?
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Yes.
Good.
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Sister teresa,
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If you'd follow me back.
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We can take those
x-rays now.
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Smooth.
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Yeah, like my bracelet
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Wouldn't go great
with that big gold cross.
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I see you were diagnosed
eight months ago.
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The other doctor tell you
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Exactly how serious
this disease is?
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Yeah, the trouble
with als is,
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You never can tell
exactly how fast
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It's going to progress.
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Let me ask
you something.
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How long ago did you start
to lose the ability to speak?
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One...
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One month?
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Lon...
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Uh, one year?
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Two...
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Two years?
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Tw... Uh, I'm sorry.
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I'm not very good
at this. Uh...
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Uh, one... Less
than two years.
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Less than
two years.
But more...
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A little... A little
more than a year?
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A little more
than a year.
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I don't know about you,
but I'm exhausted.
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And you, you got to
go through this what?
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A hundred times a day?
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Now, d-don't start.
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Hey, you...
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Do you know how to type?
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Yeah.
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I had a patient
that had a stroke
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And he had this machine
that talked for him.
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Whatever he typed into it,
it would say.
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No, you're right.
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It's very expensive, but
the insurance should cover that.
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(laughing):
Yeah... Right...
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I know, they are cheap bastards
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But you know what?
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Let me... Let me
handle this for you.
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I have a way with people.
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Linda!
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Uh... I'm much better
on the phone.
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Reg, coffee to go, please.
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Wow, nice big cell phone.
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Having a conversation
with the '80s?
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Yeah, I've been on hold
for the last 45 minutes
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With that damn
insurance company.
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They think I'm going to hang up,
but I will never hang up.
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Are you still trying to get
that guy, that talking
computer thing?
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Oh, yeah, right.
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That is how this started.
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You know what, uh, let me
have your telephone,
will you, please?
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Watch this.
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I'm about
to beat the system.
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Oh, no.
Oh, god.
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Not the system again.
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Yeah, yeah,
yeah, uh...
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Yeah, this is dr. John becker
for mr. Saunders.
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Yes, I know I'm holding
on the other line.
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And I know you think
I'm going to hang up,
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But I will never hang up.
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I will stay on hold until I die!
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What'd they say?
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They said that
that was their plan.
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Well, it's not going to work.
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They don't know
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How little I have to live for.
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Oh, my god.
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Bob put on a tie.
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What's going on, bob?
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Nothing. Can't a guy get
dressed up for no reason?
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Hey, bob, thanks
for offering
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To hand out
these fliers.
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Oh...
Oh...
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Hi, connie.
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You look nice.
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Thanks.
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And you smell great.
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Real natural.
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And by that, I don't mean
french woman armpit natural.
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Thank you.
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That was bob
making his move.
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I sure hope
he's got more than one.
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So, I'll see you
tonight at the rally?
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Hey, anytime bob gets
to learn about the environment
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And charge his electric car,
he's there.
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You don't have
an electric car.
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Well, not a big one
that you drive around.
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(automated voice):
You're tall, smart,
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Good-looking,
yet nobody gets you.
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That's so true.
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That's so sad.
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Linda, this is called
a lightwriter.
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It's a very sophisticated piece
of medical equipment.
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Look what I can make it do.
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(machine whistles)
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Wow, that looks fancy.
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Yeah.
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And expensive.
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Expensive enough that maybe
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You paid for it by,
oh, I don't know,
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Pawning a gold bracelet?
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My fault--
I started the conversation.
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What do you want?
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Oh, right.
Mr. Willakie is
here to see you.
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Oh, hey.
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How are you?
Come on in.
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Have a seat there.
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Yeah, anywhere is good.
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Well, here it is. Huh?
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Yeah.
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Now you can have a conversation.
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You can go to the store
by yourself.
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You even get to talk
on the phone. Look.
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This button right here
is like a doorbell.
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You use it to get
people's attention.
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(rings like a doorbell)
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Go ahead, try it out,
mr. Willakie.
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(automated voice):
Call me joe.
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Great. Joe it is.
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It's all yours.
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Yeah, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
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(automated voice):
You're tall, smart,
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Good-looking,
yet nobody gets you.
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My assistant must have been
playing around with it.
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Oh, john, I have
mr. Willakie's paperwork.
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Oh, great.
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Uh, sign right here,
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And I'll have
you on your way.
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Shoot, I thought I...
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Margaret, is
that my gold pen?
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Oh, right.
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You left it in the exam room.
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I must have
picked it up by accident.
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"by accident."
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Interesting.
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Good luck with it, joe.
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See you.
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I tell you, margaret,
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Sometimes I just love my job.
252
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I mean,
it'd be gratifying enough
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To give a man
his voice back,
254
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But a sweet man like that.
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(automated voice):
Hey, lady, move your big,
fat butt.
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Good afternoon,
everyone.
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Bob, where did you get dressed
this morning? India?
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For your information,
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It's a hemp
and wild cotton weave.
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Completely natural.
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As opposed to the
petroleum-based garments
you usually wear?
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Exactly. Reg...
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Let me get a tofu burger
on whole grain, unbleached bread
264
00:10:51,316 --> 00:10:53,551
With a, uh,
glass of guava nectar.
265
00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:55,453
Yu-hum.
266
00:10:55,487 --> 00:10:57,955
What is with you, bob?
267
00:10:57,989 --> 00:11:00,157
Hey, connie's opened my eyes
to a whole new world.
268
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,260
I no longer eat meat,
wear leather or shave my legs.
269
00:11:05,997 --> 00:11:07,532
What? I swim competitively.
270
00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:12,036
So, have you
asked her out yet?
271
00:11:12,070 --> 00:11:12,837
Hey, I'm gonna ask her out.
272
00:11:12,871 --> 00:11:13,838
I'm just waiting
for the right time.
273
00:11:13,872 --> 00:11:15,439
Come on, bob, be a man.
274
00:11:15,473 --> 00:11:17,174
You know, get yourself
a step stool
275
00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:18,375
And ask the woman out.
276
00:11:18,409 --> 00:11:19,310
(both laughing)
277
00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:22,413
Here you go--
278
00:11:22,447 --> 00:11:23,747
Two rare bacon
cheeseburgers.
279
00:11:23,782 --> 00:11:25,082
Ha, ha...
Ah...
280
00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:26,450
(chuckling)
281
00:11:26,484 --> 00:11:28,452
You going
to eat that?
282
00:11:28,486 --> 00:11:30,254
Connie says there's more
bacteria in a burger
283
00:11:30,288 --> 00:11:31,622
Than there is
in a subway turnstile.
284
00:11:34,659 --> 00:11:37,194
Connie said that sometimes
the beef industry neglect cattle
285
00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:39,830
Till they get terrible weeping
infections of the eye sockets.
286
00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:42,967
Connie said that
the infection
287
00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:44,301
Could eat away at the flesh
288
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:46,370
Until there's nothing left
but a giant crater
289
00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,039
In the side of the cow's head.
290
00:11:48,073 --> 00:11:49,874
That's it. I'm done.
291
00:11:58,883 --> 00:12:00,418
What? I went to med school.
292
00:12:00,452 --> 00:12:01,685
After what I've seen,
293
00:12:01,719 --> 00:12:03,820
I could eat soup
out of that cow's head.
294
00:12:14,332 --> 00:12:17,268
Linda? Linda?
295
00:12:17,302 --> 00:12:18,569
Yes?
296
00:12:18,603 --> 00:12:21,072
I have some good news.
297
00:12:21,106 --> 00:12:23,740
You're finally going
to change your hair?
298
00:12:23,775 --> 00:12:25,876
No.
299
00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:28,779
Good, 'cause it's perfect
the way it is.
300
00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:31,415
Mm-hmm.
301
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:34,352
I found your bracelet.
302
00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:36,554
Wow. Thank you, margaret.
303
00:12:36,588 --> 00:12:41,525
It really means a lot to me
that you... Found it.
304
00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:45,563
Excuse me.
305
00:12:45,597 --> 00:12:46,864
Is dr. Becker in?
Oh, yes.
306
00:12:46,898 --> 00:12:47,731
He's in his office.
307
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:48,732
You could go on back.
308
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:49,800
Thank you.
309
00:12:54,072 --> 00:12:55,373
Dr. Becker?
Yeah?
310
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:57,007
I'm joe willakie's
daughter, helen.
311
00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:58,275
Could I talk to you
312
00:12:58,309 --> 00:13:00,210
About that machine
you got for my father?
313
00:13:00,245 --> 00:13:01,579
Sure, sure. Come on in.
314
00:13:01,613 --> 00:13:03,347
But if you're here
to thank me,
315
00:13:03,381 --> 00:13:04,549
There's no need.
316
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,517
I didn't do anything
that any other
317
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,352
Dedicated medical professional
wouldn't have done.
318
00:13:08,386 --> 00:13:11,055
Well, maybe a little more.
319
00:13:11,089 --> 00:13:11,956
I hate that thing.
320
00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:14,058
My pleasure,
my pleasure.
321
00:13:14,092 --> 00:13:15,359
Wait.
322
00:13:15,393 --> 00:13:18,062
Uh, go back.
323
00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:21,666
I thought it would be so great
if my father could finally talk.
324
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,768
But since he's
had that machine,
325
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,603
He's been rude,
he's insulting,
326
00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:29,206
And he uses it to curse
at everybody, including me.
327
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:30,440
Well, I-I...
And he tortures
328
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,776
Our poor dog
with that damn doorbell button.
329
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:35,980
Every time biscuit hears it,
330
00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:37,547
He goes crazy
and runs for the door,
331
00:13:37,582 --> 00:13:41,318
And my father does it
all... Day... Long.
332
00:13:41,352 --> 00:13:44,722
You know, if you're asking me
to take the, uh, machine away,
333
00:13:44,756 --> 00:13:46,056
I can't do that.
334
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,592
I'm embarrassed to admit this,
335
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:50,528
But I liked him better
when he couldn't talk.
336
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:54,498
Is all this anger
part of the disease?
337
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,534
Wouldn't you be angry?
338
00:13:56,568 --> 00:13:58,402
You're right,
I know.
339
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,137
It's just that
I know we don't have
340
00:14:00,171 --> 00:14:01,605
That much time left together,
341
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,373
And I don't want it
to be like this.
342
00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:07,578
I don't know. Uh...
343
00:14:07,612 --> 00:14:09,947
I suppose I could talk to him.
344
00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,315
That would be great.
345
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,852
But I'm warning you,
he can be very abrasive.
346
00:14:14,886 --> 00:14:15,853
Oh, don't worry.
347
00:14:15,887 --> 00:14:17,888
I deal with people like that
all day long.
348
00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:22,092
Mrs. Sanchez, you
can go on back now.
349
00:14:24,462 --> 00:14:26,296
Oh, don't forget
your purse.
350
00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:28,298
You definitely don't want
to leave anything
351
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,300
Lying around this office.
352
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:35,573
Linda, if you are accusing me
of stealing your bracelet,
353
00:14:35,607 --> 00:14:37,675
Then just come on out
and say it.
354
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,843
Okay. I accuse you...
355
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:42,279
I did not
steal your bracelet!
356
00:14:42,313 --> 00:14:43,414
Mm-hmm!
357
00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:45,315
Don't you do that to me.
358
00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,551
Come on, margaret,
what am I supposed to think?
359
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:50,388
That my bracelet just magically
flew off my wrist like a...
360
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:51,355
Man:
Ow!
361
00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:59,896
I'm willing to forget about this
if you are.
362
00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:06,003
Is connie here yet?
363
00:15:06,037 --> 00:15:07,871
I haven't seen her.
364
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,741
Hey, come on! Don't kid around.
365
00:15:10,842 --> 00:15:12,743
I asked her to meet me here
because today is the day
366
00:15:12,777 --> 00:15:15,145
Bob asks out
his potential soul mate.
367
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,447
Soul mate?
368
00:15:16,481 --> 00:15:19,550
Bob, have you been
smoking your sandals?
369
00:15:21,986 --> 00:15:22,953
Hey, bob.
370
00:15:22,987 --> 00:15:24,121
Hey, connie.
371
00:15:24,155 --> 00:15:25,989
Hey, I had fun
at the rally last night.
372
00:15:26,023 --> 00:15:27,924
Thanks for letting me get up
on your shoulders.
373
00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:30,594
I finally got to see
suzanne vega.
374
00:15:30,628 --> 00:15:31,695
That was great.
375
00:15:31,729 --> 00:15:33,297
So, is that all you
wanted to tell me?
376
00:15:33,331 --> 00:15:35,399
I'm kind of on my
way to a meeting.
No, uh,
377
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:36,867
There's something
I wanted to ask you. Sit down.
378
00:15:41,439 --> 00:15:43,207
Would you like to go to dinner
with me tonight?
379
00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:45,710
I found this great new
health food restaurant.
380
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:47,845
You know, the type of place
frequented by your earthy types.
381
00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:49,346
There were so many
gray ponytails,
382
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:52,516
I thought I was in the holding
pen at the glue factory.
383
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:55,519
Tonight? Uh, gee,
I'm sorry, I can't.
384
00:15:55,553 --> 00:15:56,553
Right. Too last-minute.
385
00:15:56,587 --> 00:15:57,922
How about next weekend?
386
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,057
Sorry, my mom's
coming into town.
387
00:16:00,091 --> 00:16:01,091
Oh, that's sweet.
388
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,126
Because without family,
we have nothing.
389
00:16:03,161 --> 00:16:04,462
How about the week after?
390
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,964
Sorry, bob,
I can't then, either.
391
00:16:06,998 --> 00:16:09,699
Oh... Wait a minute.
392
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:12,535
I see what's going on here.
393
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:13,536
You have a boyfriend,
394
00:16:13,571 --> 00:16:14,938
And you have to break up
with him
395
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:16,306
Before you can go out with me.
396
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:18,442
Okay, bob, I don't
have a boyfriend.
397
00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:20,711
I was trying to
let you down easy.
398
00:16:20,745 --> 00:16:23,147
You're a nice guy,
but the truth is,
399
00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:25,048
I just really don't want
to go out with you.
400
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:25,983
I'm sorry.
401
00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:28,486
Bye, bob.
402
00:16:35,059 --> 00:16:37,962
Well, bob can't spin that.
403
00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:41,499
Gee, bob,
when you went to the rally
404
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,402
And got your new clothes
and stopped eating meat,
405
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,470
Well, I didn't believe you
at first,
406
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,273
But it really sounds like
you liked this girl.
407
00:16:49,307 --> 00:16:53,076
I got to admit... I did.
408
00:16:53,111 --> 00:16:54,612
Is there anything
we can do
409
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:55,980
To make you
feel better?
410
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:58,348
Yeah.
411
00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:01,852
You can give me a big, bloody,
double-bacon cheeseburger.
412
00:17:03,588 --> 00:17:06,457
But, bob, what about the cow's
decaying eye socket?
413
00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:09,259
Sure, fry one up.
I'll have it for dessert.
414
00:17:26,611 --> 00:17:30,114
(automated voice):
I said bourbon, not cat pee.
415
00:17:35,253 --> 00:17:36,654
Hey, joe.
416
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,288
Your daughter told me
I might find you here.
417
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,857
Now, if you have
a problem
418
00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:42,259
With that one,
you can kiss my...
Hey, hey, hey...
419
00:17:42,293 --> 00:17:43,727
Whoa... This is a...
420
00:17:43,761 --> 00:17:47,364
Well, it's a bar,
but still, you know...
421
00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:48,766
You want anything?
422
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,600
Yes, I'd like
a scotch rocks, please.
423
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:55,606
You know, with als,
424
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,140
You're not supposed
to be drinking.
425
00:17:57,174 --> 00:17:58,575
(sighs)
426
00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:05,482
(automated voice):
Because it's bad for my health?
427
00:18:07,618 --> 00:18:11,088
Yeah, look, uh...
428
00:18:11,122 --> 00:18:14,158
Joe, helen wants me
to talk to you.
429
00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:17,227
I-I know...
I know it's bad.
430
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:20,631
I know you-you didn't plan
your life this way.
431
00:18:20,665 --> 00:18:24,434
I mean, you have
a horribly unfair disease.
432
00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:28,939
(automated voice):
Are you trying to cheer me up?
433
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,241
I'm ju... I'm just
saying that, you know,
434
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,678
Maybe you need to be
a little nicer to people than...
435
00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:36,113
Hey, what do I have
to do, you know,
436
00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:37,747
Go back there
and make the drink myself?
437
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,785
Where was I?
438
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:47,524
(automated voice):
Being nice.
439
00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:52,329
Look... You know,
if you keep doing this, joe,
440
00:18:52,363 --> 00:18:53,830
You're going
to push people away,
441
00:18:53,864 --> 00:18:55,699
And you can't afford
to do that.
442
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:57,868
Choke on it.
443
00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:00,203
Thank you.
444
00:19:00,238 --> 00:19:02,139
You know, m-maybe, maybe
you should just be
445
00:19:02,173 --> 00:19:03,206
A little more careful
446
00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:05,042
What you say to people,
you know?
447
00:19:05,076 --> 00:19:07,344
Think about how it's going
to make them feel.
448
00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:10,447
You know, like your daughter,
for instance.
449
00:19:10,481 --> 00:19:12,082
She might be
a little oversensitive.
450
00:19:12,116 --> 00:19:13,583
She might be driving you nuts.
451
00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:14,918
I don't know, but you know...
452
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:21,858
(automated voice):
My daughter is nice to me.
453
00:19:21,892 --> 00:19:25,162
Oh, you... Well, you mean,
like overly nice?
454
00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:26,863
Because th-th-that can
drive you nuts, too.
455
00:19:26,897 --> 00:19:28,798
I mean, I-I have people
like that in my life.
456
00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:33,603
(automated voice):
No, she is just nice.
457
00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:38,475
So...
458
00:19:38,509 --> 00:19:40,410
Why are you so mean to her?
459
00:19:48,686 --> 00:19:50,620
(automated voice):
I don't know.
460
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:56,693
Maybe you're just angry
at everybody,
461
00:19:56,727 --> 00:19:59,396
And she happens to be
in the line of fire?
462
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,401
(automated voice):
I don't know.
463
00:20:05,603 --> 00:20:07,938
Well... What is it?
464
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,907
I mean... You think
if you're not nice to people,
465
00:20:10,942 --> 00:20:12,476
They're not going to miss you
when you're gone?
466
00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:13,777
I mean, come on.
467
00:20:13,811 --> 00:20:16,213
This is your daughter
we're talking about, joe.
468
00:20:19,016 --> 00:20:21,918
(automated voice):
I don't want to leave her.
469
00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:27,491
I love my daughter.
470
00:20:30,528 --> 00:20:33,730
Well, then don't leave her
before you have to.
471
00:20:44,609 --> 00:20:46,843
You're welcome.
472
00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:51,148
Hey, you know, I understand
you being pissed off at people,
473
00:20:51,182 --> 00:20:52,782
But what do you have
against her dog?
474
00:20:52,817 --> 00:20:54,184
I mean, come on,
it's just a dog.
475
00:20:57,021 --> 00:20:58,488
(automated voice):
It's a poodle.
476
00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:00,424
Oh, geez...!
477
00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,496
It wears a sweater.
478
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:07,497
(laughs)
479
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:09,165
Ha! I got it.
480
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,101
(chuckles)
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