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Let me ask you a question!
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What number comes after eight?!
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I don't know. Nine?
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Yeah, there you go.
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See, you're already
more qualified
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To design this station
than the person who did it.
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You know,
if it were me,
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I'd put track nine
right next to track eight
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Instead of around the corner
from track 14
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Like these idiots decided to do.
Yeah, there's been a lot
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Of construction. There used to
be a sign out there, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, yeah, whatever, there's
always a reason, isn't there?
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Let me have, let me have three
scotches there, will you?
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Hmm, I like that.
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Saves me work later.
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Where is everybody?
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It's valentine's day.
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Look around.
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Does this place say
romance to you?
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Oh, boy.
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Hmm.
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So, what is your big holiday
around here?
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Wednesday.
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(chuckles)
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What you reading there, a book?
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It's the new john grisham.
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I'd really like to finish it
before the movie comes out.
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Why don't you want to talk?
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You're a bartender, right?
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You've been seeing
too many movies;
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The kindly bartender
with the sympathetic ear.
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It's just a cliché.
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A rumor spread by alcoholics.
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You know, I just thought that...
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I'm going to fill you
in on my plan, okay?
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I'm going to read my book
for about another hour,
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Then I'm going to turn
on the knicks game.
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Now, if you're still
here at that point
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And you want to say something
to me about the game, like
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"nice shot," "bad call,"
feel free.
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Unless you're not a knicks fan,
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In which case you can
just shut up altogether, okay?
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We should be on the same page.
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Which is where I've been
since you came in.
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I was supposed to watch
that knicks game.
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Oh, sweet death.
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You know, if today had gone
the way it was supposed to,
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I'd be on my way home
right now to watch it,
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But oh, no, no,
that'd be me doing something
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I wanted to.
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You know, I mean,
this morning, you know,
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I, I go to the same diner
I always go to every day.
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Reg, coffee, please.
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Ah, john, hey, are we still on
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To watch
the knicks game tonight?
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Absolutely.
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I figure we'll order
some pizza.
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Oh, by the way, if anyone asks,
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It's your birthday.
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We'll get it for half price
that way.
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What about valentine's day?
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All:
What about it?
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Well, becker, I know
you don't care
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Or have anyone who does care,
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But, jake, what about amanda?
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It's the first valentine's day
since you've been married,
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Divorced,
and back together again.
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You know, they should
make a card for that.
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Jake:
Amanda doesn't care
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About valentine's day.
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That's one of the things
we have in common:
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A shared hatred
for all things fake and tacky.
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Valentine's day is not tacky.
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Aw, come on.
You hate valentine's day.
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Not anymore.
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Look, I got flowers.
Ah,
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Sorry, I just assumed that
you'd sent those to yourself
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Like you did last year.
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I never sent
myself flowers.
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Reg, come on, it's us.
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Well, I didn't send these.
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It's the first
valentine's day
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That I have a date.
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He's really handsome,
his name is scott,
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And he has a job.
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Well, it's a big deal to me.
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What about you, bob,
any big plans tonight?
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So far I got
about 12 hooks in the water.
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I like to cast a wide net
and then see what I catch.
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So you're trolling for dates?
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Actually, it's more like
fishing with dynamite.
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Toss a couple of sticks
in the water, let it blow up,
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And then see what floats
to the top.
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Great story.
Thanks for sharing.
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You know how long
I had to sit there
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And talk about fishing?
Yeah?
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25 minutes.
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I wanted to kill myself.
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I know the feeling.
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Now, if you don't mind,
I'm gonna get back to my book.
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Yeah, you're right,
you're right.
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Boring story, anyway.
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I'm only going
to my ex-wife's wedding--
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A woman who cheated on me
every chance she got.
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I don't even know why
I divorced her.
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I should have just murdered
her and framed my lawyer
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Like the guy in the book
you're reading.
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Okay, this better be good.
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So, why on earth
would you want to go
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To your ex-wife's wedding?
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I didn't want to.
It was my nurse margaret.
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Whenever she wants me to do
something I don't want to do,
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She gives me this look.
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What look?
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What?
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I was looking through your
desk and I found this.
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An invitation to your
ex-wife's wedding.
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Oh. Well, what the hell
are you doing
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Going through my desk?
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It's the only way
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That I find out what's
going on around here.
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Oh...
Sandra lives
in connecticut,
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Which means that you're going
to have to leave early.
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Margaret...
Which means
that I am going
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To have to reschedule
all the patients.
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No, you don't.
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Why don't you
ever tell me anything?
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M-margaret...
The wedding is tonight.
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It doesn't matter.
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How are you going
to pull this off?
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Easy.
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I'm not going.
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Oh, did you send
in the rsvp card?
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Yes, I did send
in the rsvp card.
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Oh, okay, then, so she knows
that you are not coming.
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Uh, no, no,
not exactly.
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I sent the card in
on a day when I thought
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I might have wanted to go.
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Now I don't feel that way,
so I'm not going.
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Oh, you said you're going,
so you have to go.
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You are going.
End of story.
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Wait a minute now,
she works for you?
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Yeah.
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Sounds more like
you work for her.
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Feels that way, too.
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Still, she does have
a point, though.
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You sent in the card.
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It's kind of rude
not to show up.
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Kind of rude of my ex-wife
to cheat on me,
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Take half my money.
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Hmm, I've been there.
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Didn't mind the
cheating so much,
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But the money really
hurts, doesn't it?
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It's a pattern in my life--
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Giving money to people
who don't deserve it.
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It's 10:30.
I'm going to lunch.
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Whoa, whoa.
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You just got here.
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I know, but I have a date.
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You also have a job.
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I have an early lunch date,
a late lunch date,
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One at dinner,
and one around midnight.
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Wow, linda, you really take
valentine's day seriously.
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Oh, it's valentine's day?
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Wait, wait, wait,
hold on.
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I need your help.
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Now that someone
is leaving early
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To go to his ex-wife's wedding,
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We've got a lot of work to do.
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No, you don't.
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There's no way in hell
I'm going to that wedding,
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And that's final.
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So, judging from
your attire,
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You're either 50 years
late for the prom
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Or you lost
the battle.
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I lose a lot of battles.
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Too many women in my life.
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You know,
margaret's right.
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You should have never
sent that card in.
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Now you have to go.
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She already paid
for your dinner.
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Did you see
my divorce settlement?
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I think I paid
for my own dinner.
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Hell, I think I paid
for everyone's dinner.
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Becker, would it help
if you had a date?
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Because, you know,
I'd do that for you.
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You would?
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Absolutely...
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If I didn't already have
a date with scott.
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Did I tell you I have
a date with scott?
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Look at my flowers.
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Look at my chocolates.
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What the hell does that have
to do with anything?
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Nothing. I just want
you to look.
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Okay, yes, I sent her flowers,
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But I did not know
she was your wife.
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Geez, you follow a woman
around the supermarket
for half an hour,
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You think you know her.
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(sighs)
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Well, so far that's three noes,
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Two "get losts,"
and one married guy
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Who suggests I go on a date
with myself.
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I'm paraphrasing.
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Hey, jake, you ready for
some basketball tonight?
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Well, it looks like
I might not make it.
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Turns out amanda
isn't so indifferent
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To valentine's day
after all.
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What happened?
I thought she didn't care.
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So did I,
but I got the impression
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That she changed her mind
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Somewhere between the words
"heartless bastard"
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And "rot in hell."
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Well, amanda sounds
really pissed.
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Maybe you should
bring her something.
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A necklace maybe.
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Sounds like she's already
wearing something of his
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Around her neck.
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What's that supposed
to mean?
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Bob's just jealous
that you have a woman
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To push you around
and he doesn't.
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You know what?
That's it.
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I'm going home,
I'm telling amanda
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That she can't tell me
what to do.
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I don't care if it is
valentine's day.
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There you go.
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Jake, that's a men's room.
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Yeah, I know.
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I need time to think
of what I'm going to say.
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So, becker, if none
of my prospects pan out,
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Can I come over
and watch the game with you?
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You know, bob,
I don't care what you do.
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Hey, that's the closet
I've gotten to a yes all day.
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It's a date.
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Hey, beautiful.
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Hey... You.
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Oh, chocolates.
Can I have one?
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Oh, no.
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These are not to be eaten.
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They are to be saved
and treasured.
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That way, for the rest
of my life,
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I can remember
what a great day today was.
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That's exactly why
I keep the hamster
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That jimmy fisher gave me
in the fifth grade.
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It's still alive?
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Yeah, he calls me
every few months.
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I can't get rid of him.
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So, when are you leaving
for the wedding?
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I'm not going.
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But you have to.
Margaret said so.
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Why is it so hard
for everyone to understand
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I'm not going?
I don't want to go.
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I don't want to go
to connecticut.
253
00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:44,448
I don't want to see sandra.
254
00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:46,617
I don't want to walk
into a room full of people
255
00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:48,686
And have them talk about me
all night.
256
00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,988
Well, they'll talk about you
more if you don't go.
257
00:09:51,022 --> 00:09:52,890
There'll be hundreds
of people.
258
00:09:52,924 --> 00:09:54,592
They won't even notice.
259
00:09:54,626 --> 00:09:55,726
Of course they will.
260
00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:58,429
You know that table by the
door with the place cards?
261
00:09:58,463 --> 00:10:01,498
Yours is going to be the only
one that no one picked up.
262
00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:04,569
Everyone's going to be looking
at that lonely little card.
263
00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:07,705
"dr. John becker,
ex-husband.
264
00:10:07,739 --> 00:10:10,975
Too afraid to
show his face."
265
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,311
I don't care.
266
00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,046
Well, if you don't go,
they're going to think
267
00:10:16,081 --> 00:10:18,048
You gained a
hundred pounds.
268
00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:19,083
I don't care.
269
00:10:19,117 --> 00:10:21,152
Or they'll think
you were arrested.
270
00:10:21,186 --> 00:10:22,352
I don't care.
271
00:10:22,387 --> 00:10:25,055
Or they'll think you
turned out to be gay.
272
00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:30,527
I don't care.
273
00:10:30,561 --> 00:10:32,596
Or they'll think that you're
still in love with her.
274
00:10:32,630 --> 00:10:33,998
I don't care.
275
00:10:36,868 --> 00:10:38,803
What'd you just say?
276
00:10:38,837 --> 00:10:40,638
They'll think that you're
still in love with her.
277
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,942
Oh, all right, I'll go!
278
00:10:49,748 --> 00:10:52,316
So basically you're going
to your ex-wife's wedding
279
00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:55,252
To prove that you're not
still in love with her?
280
00:10:55,286 --> 00:10:57,955
Something like that.
281
00:10:57,989 --> 00:11:02,560
I'd go to my ex's funeral, but
only to make sure she was dead.
282
00:11:02,594 --> 00:11:03,894
Hey, you want to
make that 5:15,
283
00:11:03,962 --> 00:11:04,962
You'd better get
out of here.
284
00:11:04,996 --> 00:11:06,364
That's all right.
285
00:11:06,398 --> 00:11:07,165
I'll catch the next one.
286
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:08,766
That way I'll miss
the uncomfortable
287
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,102
Milling around part
before the wedding.
288
00:11:11,136 --> 00:11:12,703
I hate that part.
289
00:11:12,737 --> 00:11:14,472
It's the worst--
you got to talk to people
290
00:11:14,506 --> 00:11:16,073
And tell them
how good they look,
291
00:11:16,107 --> 00:11:18,909
Which is hard 'cause they
haven't served the drinks yet.
292
00:11:18,943 --> 00:11:20,511
Yeah, they always wait
to serve the liquor
293
00:11:20,545 --> 00:11:22,045
Till after the ceremony.
294
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,815
The church is the part you
need to get loaded for.
295
00:11:24,849 --> 00:11:27,651
I completely forgot
about the ceremony.
296
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:31,622
Ugh, knowing sandra,
she probably wrote her own vows.
297
00:11:31,656 --> 00:11:34,892
There may not be enough alcohol
in the world
298
00:11:34,926 --> 00:11:36,660
To get me through that.
299
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,429
But let's try, shall we?
300
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,200
You're not going to believe
margaret and linda.
301
00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:44,102
I mean, they already got
my train ticket.
302
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,936
They rented my tux.
303
00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:47,671
Now they're out buying a gift.
304
00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:52,143
Women-- they just
hear the word "wedding"...
305
00:11:52,177 --> 00:11:54,912
Becker, we all have to do things
we don't want to do.
306
00:11:54,946 --> 00:11:56,514
I know sandra's wedding
is probably bringing up
307
00:11:56,548 --> 00:11:58,616
A lot of issues for you,
so I just want you to know,
308
00:11:58,650 --> 00:12:00,884
If there's anything
that you want to talk about...
309
00:12:00,919 --> 00:12:04,388
Oh, my god, is that for me?!
310
00:12:04,422 --> 00:12:06,457
Look, becker,
look what I got.
311
00:12:06,491 --> 00:12:08,359
Could you sign here, please?
312
00:12:08,393 --> 00:12:10,561
Isn't it a wonderful day
to be in love?
313
00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:11,963
I wouldn't know.
314
00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:15,366
I've been divorced three times
and I'm drowning in alimony.
315
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,369
That's why I had
to take this crappy job.
316
00:12:18,403 --> 00:12:21,272
So-- and they make me say this--
317
00:12:21,306 --> 00:12:24,008
Have a "bear-y" special day.
318
00:12:24,042 --> 00:12:26,543
Thank you. You, too.
319
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,013
(groans)
320
00:12:29,047 --> 00:12:30,781
"can't wait for tonight."
321
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,883
Isn't he so sweet?
322
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,451
Scott's just the best.
323
00:12:36,688 --> 00:12:38,790
"I wuv you"?
324
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:40,424
Wait a minute. What?
325
00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:41,591
The bear.
326
00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:43,928
It says, "I wuv you."
327
00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:47,532
"I wuv you."
328
00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:48,733
I hate those stupid bears.
329
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,636
Yeah, what kind of guys
send those things?
330
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,437
"woosers."
331
00:12:53,471 --> 00:12:55,439
Well, that's the type
that reggie attracts.
332
00:12:55,473 --> 00:12:56,640
Yeah?
333
00:12:56,674 --> 00:12:58,642
She's pretty, got a good head
on her shoulders,
334
00:12:58,676 --> 00:13:02,046
But when it comes to men,
she's a mess.
335
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,949
Scott, scott, scott.
336
00:13:04,983 --> 00:13:07,952
You were doing so well.
337
00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:10,221
Why did you have to
throw it all away
338
00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:12,556
On an "I wuv you" bear?
339
00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:16,260
He doesn't even know
what wuv is.
340
00:13:16,294 --> 00:13:18,796
So you're dumping the guy?
341
00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:20,097
I have to.
342
00:13:20,131 --> 00:13:23,701
This isn't just a bear, this
is a plush omen of doom.
343
00:13:23,735 --> 00:13:25,569
The kind of guy
who sends this
344
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:27,571
Is the kind of guy
who cries after sex,
345
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:29,440
Who leaves a poem
on your pillow,
346
00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:31,309
Who, every time
you're at a movie
347
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,977
And a baby comes onscreen,
squeezes your hand.
348
00:13:35,547 --> 00:13:38,416
Why do I always attract
guys like that?
349
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:43,287
Well, maybe it's the ads
you're answering.
350
00:13:48,593 --> 00:13:51,295
I don't answer ads.
351
00:13:51,329 --> 00:13:53,864
Reg, come on, it's us.
352
00:13:56,401 --> 00:13:57,134
Hey, guys.
353
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,135
Hey, jake.
354
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,303
Oh, good, you're here.
355
00:13:59,337 --> 00:14:00,638
Listen, things with me
and amanda are cool.
356
00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:01,872
I laid down the law,
I told her
357
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:04,041
She has to accept
that I have friends
358
00:14:04,075 --> 00:14:06,844
And that I'm going to do
what I'm going to do,
valentine's day or not.
359
00:14:06,878 --> 00:14:08,679
Actually, I kind of
got suckered into going
360
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:10,281
To this wedding,
jake, so I can't...
361
00:14:10,315 --> 00:14:12,750
Oh, thank god, all right,
I'd better get home
362
00:14:12,784 --> 00:14:14,251
Before she trashes the place.
363
00:14:15,587 --> 00:14:17,521
That jake guy sounds
totally whipped.
364
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:20,458
Yeah, he's got to learn
how to stand up for himself.
365
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,860
I mean, she treats him
like a little boy.
366
00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:24,128
Hold still!
367
00:14:24,162 --> 00:14:25,763
You got shmutz
on your cheek.
368
00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:28,198
Margaret, come on,
leave me alone, will you?
369
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,467
Don't forget
your gift.
370
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:30,834
Oh. What did I get her?
371
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:34,238
Just what she always wanted:
A gravy boat.
372
00:14:34,272 --> 00:14:37,141
That's the worst gift
I've ever heard.
373
00:14:37,175 --> 00:14:39,944
It was the cheapest thing
on the registry.
374
00:14:39,978 --> 00:14:41,611
Oh, then, good job.
375
00:14:41,646 --> 00:14:44,881
Okay, all right, let's,
let's get a look at you.
376
00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:46,216
Oh.
377
00:14:46,251 --> 00:14:49,053
John, brown shoes?
378
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:50,587
It's bad enough
wearing rented pants;
379
00:14:50,621 --> 00:14:52,223
I'll be damned if
I'll stick my foot
380
00:14:52,257 --> 00:14:53,423
In some other
man's shoe.
381
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:54,624
That's why I don't bowl.
382
00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:56,861
You don't bowl because
383
00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,695
Those little girls
made fun of you.
384
00:15:00,098 --> 00:15:01,565
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
385
00:15:01,599 --> 00:15:04,334
You were bowling, and little
girls made fun of you?
386
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:07,271
First of all,
bowling's stupid.
387
00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:10,207
Second of all,
when I was leaning over
388
00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:11,575
To release the ball,
389
00:15:11,609 --> 00:15:14,378
I heard my pants rip,
so I stood up quickly
390
00:15:14,412 --> 00:15:16,213
And got a little dizzy.
391
00:15:16,247 --> 00:15:18,883
Long story short,
I ended up sitting
392
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:21,719
On some little girl's
birthday cake.
393
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,587
Were the candles lit?
394
00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:28,492
That's why I said,
"long story short."
395
00:15:28,526 --> 00:15:30,461
Look at you.
396
00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:32,429
Who'd have thought
397
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,698
You'd clean up so well?
398
00:15:34,732 --> 00:15:36,400
Linda:
Yeah, it's true
what they say.
399
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:38,835
A tuxedo can make
anyone look good.
400
00:15:40,938 --> 00:15:43,607
And... I'm very proud of you
for going.
401
00:15:43,641 --> 00:15:47,044
I know it's not an easy thing
for you to do.
402
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:50,948
Oh. Oh, thank you, linda.
403
00:15:50,982 --> 00:15:51,816
Hurry up, john.
404
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,317
You're going to miss your train.
405
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,252
Yeah.
406
00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:01,058
Do I really have to go?
407
00:16:01,092 --> 00:16:01,825
Yes.
408
00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:03,894
Because if you don't,
people will think that...
409
00:16:03,928 --> 00:16:06,597
I still love her.
410
00:16:06,631 --> 00:16:08,899
Told you, margaret.
411
00:16:12,537 --> 00:16:14,905
Well, that was a very
interesting story.
412
00:16:14,939 --> 00:16:15,839
Yeah, I'm not finished.
413
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:17,340
I know, but the game's on.
414
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,877
Well, I can take a hint.
415
00:16:19,911 --> 00:16:21,211
Not really.
416
00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:22,713
I get it,
I get it.
417
00:16:22,747 --> 00:16:24,582
You're sick of me.
418
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:25,749
Who wouldn't be?
419
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:30,353
I just wasted an hour of your
time feeling sorry for myself.
420
00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:32,756
If you're going to make that
wedding, you'd better get going.
421
00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:33,657
I'm in no rush.
422
00:16:33,691 --> 00:16:35,126
Just watch your game.
423
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,627
Pretend I'm not here.
424
00:16:36,661 --> 00:16:38,863
Tried that.
425
00:16:44,368 --> 00:16:45,102
You're not going, are you?
426
00:16:45,136 --> 00:16:46,303
I...
427
00:16:46,337 --> 00:16:48,972
Maybe that linda
was right.
428
00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:51,342
Maybe you are still in love
with your ex-wife.
429
00:16:51,376 --> 00:16:53,644
No, no, I'm not.
Then what is it?
430
00:16:53,678 --> 00:16:56,279
I don't want to walk
into a room full of people
431
00:16:56,314 --> 00:16:58,949
All staring at me,
thinking the same thing:
432
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:01,018
That she's moved on
and I haven't.
433
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:02,686
And I know that's
what they're thinking
434
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,222
'cause that's what I'm thinking.
435
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:09,093
I'm still alone
and sandra's getting married.
436
00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:11,295
Sounds to me like
you're married.
437
00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:12,295
What?
438
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:14,130
(muting tv)
439
00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:16,900
Okay, we're in
a commercial.
440
00:17:16,934 --> 00:17:18,702
Let's start with the
girl in the diner.
441
00:17:18,736 --> 00:17:20,704
Reggie?
Right, reggie.
442
00:17:20,738 --> 00:17:22,939
Look, it's easy to find someone
who will listen to you,
443
00:17:22,974 --> 00:17:24,575
But she seems to actually care
about you.
444
00:17:24,609 --> 00:17:26,843
That's hard to find, trust me.
445
00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:27,944
Then there's
that jake guy
446
00:17:27,978 --> 00:17:29,746
You were supposed to
watch the game with.
447
00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,448
Sounds like a
pretty good friend.
448
00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:32,882
Could be your best friend.
449
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,017
And what about linda?
450
00:17:34,051 --> 00:17:35,852
At the office she
drives you crazy,
451
00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:38,255
But obviously admires
the hell out of you.
452
00:17:38,289 --> 00:17:39,423
And that nurse...
453
00:17:39,457 --> 00:17:40,590
Margaret.
454
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:41,592
Right, margaret.
455
00:17:41,626 --> 00:17:42,827
She's really tough on you,
456
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,462
But I think she's
looking out for you.
457
00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:45,729
Now, you put all those
people together,
458
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,965
You got yourself
a great wife.
459
00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:51,802
You know, I never thought
of it that way.
460
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,203
Yeah. In fact, I think
461
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,773
You're more married to your
wife than I am to mine.
462
00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:56,440
Yeah, except for the sex.
463
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:57,942
Like I said...
464
00:18:02,313 --> 00:18:04,681
You know something,
you may be right.
465
00:18:04,715 --> 00:18:06,016
Thank you.
466
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:09,053
Yeah, yeah. You know, you'd
really better get going.
467
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,654
Your train leaves
in ten minutes.
468
00:18:10,688 --> 00:18:11,555
Really?
469
00:18:11,589 --> 00:18:15,125
Okay, 20. I just really
want to watch the game.
470
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:49,927
Where have you been?
471
00:18:49,961 --> 00:18:53,330
What are you doing here?
472
00:18:53,364 --> 00:18:54,832
The game started an hour ago.
473
00:18:54,866 --> 00:18:57,535
We were supposed
to watch it together.
474
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,202
So?
475
00:18:59,237 --> 00:19:01,104
So you didn't even call.
476
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:04,008
Are you out of your mind?
477
00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:08,412
I was really looking forward to
this evening and you ruined it.
478
00:19:08,446 --> 00:19:10,847
I made sandwiches.
479
00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:12,616
Really?
480
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:14,418
What kind?
481
00:19:14,452 --> 00:19:16,686
Turkey, roast beef, and salami.
482
00:19:18,289 --> 00:19:20,190
I didn't know what you wanted.
483
00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:24,261
Oh.
484
00:19:24,295 --> 00:19:28,165
I'm sorry,
I-I-I forgot we had plans.
485
00:19:28,199 --> 00:19:29,833
Yeah, why do I even bother?
486
00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:35,939
Would it help if
I gave you a gift?
487
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,145
I don't know. Maybe.
488
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:58,795
A gravy boat.
489
00:20:00,898 --> 00:20:03,800
Doesn't make it all right,
but it's a start.
490
00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:08,605
Happy valentine's day.
491
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:15,212
Happy valentine's day
to you, too, bob.
492
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:19,650
Here, I fixed you a plate.
493
00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:23,287
Thanks.
494
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,558
(cheering and applause
over television)
495
00:20:32,797 --> 00:20:34,765
And I suppose
if you wanted me to know
496
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:35,899
Why you're wearing
a tuxedo,
497
00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:38,469
You would've told me.
498
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:46,042
I was supposed to go to a...
499
00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:49,012
I don't want to talk about it.
500
00:20:49,046 --> 00:20:51,014
Okay, fine.
501
00:20:51,048 --> 00:20:53,617
We'll talk about it later.
502
00:20:57,254 --> 00:20:59,122
Let's just forget
about all of this
503
00:20:59,156 --> 00:21:00,924
And finish watching
the game.
504
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,431
Get your feet
off the table.
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