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So much to do.

So little time to do it.

Sometimes two hands is just darn enough.

I just love to cook.

I do believe it's ready.

Then maybe you can come in the kitchen.

Yes, ma 'am.

Oh, yes.

Is there something I can help you with?

No. Some things are women's work.

I understand, ma 'am. I'll wait right here. What seems to be the trouble?

There's no trouble right now.

If something's too cold, I make it hot. If something's too hot, I make it cold.

Stoves, refrigerators, pussies.

It helps me to get my work done when someone's watching me.

My daddy always used to tell me when I was doing a good job.

Do you think I'm doing a good job?

Yes, ma 'am, I do.

You can repair just about anything.

Is that right?

Some things I fix better than others, ma 'am.

Do you do any plumbing?

What's the matter, ma 'am?

You got some leaky plumbing somewhere?

I've been trying, but the moisture just keeps leaking out.

Do you think you got the right kind of tools?

I think I got one tool that'll fix that leak just fine, ma 'am.

the kitchen and I'll show you what needs fixing.

Here's the tool I use for just about everything.

Do you need a hand?

Yes, ma 'am.

That's exactly what I need.

It's a very handy tool.

When it's extended, it gets into nearly every crack.

Lubricating the tool usually improves its performance.

Well, I was heating some oil for breakfast.

Will that help?

Yes, ma 'am.

There.

Seems well lubricated.

Looks like it'll do the job.

It's time for the breakfast.

Ma 'am, I've never done this before.

You want me to check your plumbing, ma 'am?

You want me to see if I can stop those leaks?

I've never done this before.

I think it's time I lifted your plumbing, ma 'am.

You do seem to have a moisture problem there ma 'am.

I think I better look into this.

Seems to be some sort of leak down here somewhere.

One thing a good repairman can do, ma 'am, is fix leaks.

I'm going to repair yours good.

Oh, you're fixing it good.

Real good.

Oh, yeah.

I never

fixed a leak like this before, ma 'am.

Well, I've never leaked like this before.

Yeah, yeah.

I think it's time I used the right tool for the job.

But if you think of that, I've never done this before.

I think this is the tool that'll do it, ma 'am. Oh, I think so.

best I can.

I can't seem to stop the leak.

Dr. Dickowitz.

Dr. Dickowitz.

Serious moisture problem.

Oh, no.

Well, how's it coming, doctor?

I think it is coming, Mrs.

Mrs. Poussey.

Say, ah.

Ah.

What do you think I have, doctor?

Chronic lust, Mrs. Poussey.

Is it serious?

I'm going to prescribe for you one GB as needed.

What's a GB?

Gangbang.

Who is hungry after school?

What do you want to eat?

I want to eat you, Mom.

I do.

The dildo salesman. By the way, I'm on my way to Mrs. Bustay's house.

Ring, ring.

Who is it?

Don Dill, the dildo salesman.

Hello, Mrs. Poussey.

John Dill, the little salesman.

Yes, yes, how are you doing? I'm doing fine. I haven't heard from you for a

couple of weeks since your last order. Yes, I'm sorry.

And who might this be?

Oh, this is my son. Son, this is Mr. Dill.

Nice to meet you.

I don't want to interrupt anything, but I must show you my new line of items.

Oh, please do.

You see these, Mrs. Poussey?

Ah.

For the woman who likes a little bit of darkness in her life.

Ooh.

Here's one that even your son can play with.

Oh, good.

Ah, one of my favorites.

Pink on pink.

Vibrations to titillate you.

I like that.

And if you're into, let's say, the non -male syndrome, this works very

nicely.

It's the babysitter, dear.

Oh, Daddy, I'm too old for a babysitter.

I know, sweetie.

But Daddy needs a good piece of ass.

Oh. And maybe if you're good enough, Daddy will let the babysitter sit on

face.

Well, you know what? You would have been so proud of me today.

I went to school and I had cheerleader tryouts, right?

And I forgot to wear panties. Well, you know, you always tell me to wear clean

panties, but I didn't have any. So I didn't wear them. But I thought I...

For sure I wasn't going to get to be a cheerleader because I didn't wear them.

But you know what?

Everybody on the team loved me. They all, like, screamed and cheered and

shouted. They liked my tears so much. The football team, everybody was there.

And they really, especially, liked my tears.

They asked me to do more tears. So I did. I cheered and cheered. And they

me. They thought I was great. All the other girls were very jealous, so they

went home.

But I didn't care. I stayed there. They had a big party for me afterwards, too.

That's wonderful, dear. I'm so proud of you. So I laid down, and the boys were

very hungry. But there was no food around.

So you know what I did?

What?

I let them eat me.

Oh, you're so smart, sweetie. I knew I raised a good girl. And, Daddy, I was so

excited. Do you know why?

Why? Because I've never done that before.

You're a total slut.

I knew you'd be proud of me. And I was so very tired when it was over.

So I laid down on this bench like this, on the benches they have at school, and

I pulled my skirt up, and I said, come and get it. And they did, one right

the other.

That's a wonderful story, darling.

And I especially love the fact that you really select your partners carefully,

darling. I like that about you.

And there was a quarterback here, and they pulled up my shirt.

It was great, Daddy.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. And then, you know what?

I got on my hands and knees, and there was a fullback, and he filled my back.

And it felt so good.

Your pizza tastes so good.

Thank you.

And they told me that the most important thing in football is the touchdown.

So they touched me down here.

And they made one touchdown after another.

Oh, it's so

wonderful.

Oh, you like that one, Mom?

Yes.

I told you I had a toy for your son tonight. You sure did.

And how do you like this new product line, Mrs. Poussey?

I love it.

I knew you would.

That's why I had to come here today.

Right there?

Yeah. Do you like that, Mom?

Oh.

Yeah.

Would you just probably like me to light

the hair, Mrs. Petay?

Well, I'll take off. Oh, that's fabulous.

And your cock.

Thank you.

So they opened my legs up and they pretended they were goalposts. They put

belt between my legs, Daddy.

Isn't that...

That makes it so satisfying.

Oh!

I've never done this before.

Bullshit.

I'm gonna go upstairs and practice some more, Daddy.

That's a good girl.

Mom,

can I fuck you now?

Hmm.

Did I do it right, Mom?

You sure did.

Hello?

Oh, hello, Marvin. How are you?

Marvin, you know, I can't take your calls here all the time with your

complaints. You knew well ahead of time that if we did business together, you'd

be ripped off.

Now, please, deal with it yourself.

Oh, thanks.

You too.

I'll see you soon.

Hello, Miss Perseo.

Could you come in here, please?

I'd like you to take a little dick.

Tation.

Daddy, I'm ready to play secretary with you.

You wanted me to take some dictation?

Well, to tell you the truth, my throat's a little dry.

I need something to make it wet.

Oh, well, will this do?

Will this do what?

Well, this will do anything.

Looks good.

Tastes good.

But I've never done this before. I'm going to gobble you up, Miss Poussey.

Um, is that with one B or two?

Yum.

Yum.

Could you give me a spelling on yum yum?

Well, Miss Poussey, how do you like working for me?

Well, The work's kind of easy.

I'd really like it better if maybe the work was a little harder.

So you'd like the work to be a little harder, eh, Miss Poussey?

Yes, Mr. Kunstlicher.

I would.

Well, here's some hard work for you, Miss Poussey.

Think you can handle it?

I certainly do.

I would like to learn more about the business.

What's the most important part of business?

Filling orders, Miss Poussey.

Filling orders.

Oh, so you mean if I have an order, then you'll fill it.

That's exactly right, Miss Poussey.

That's exactly right.

Oh, well, then I have an order for you.

Would you mind filling my orifice at the office?

Is that an order, Miss Poussey?

That's an order, Mr. Kunstlicher.

And I need that order filled.

Right now.

Is it a rush?

You better believe it.

Drop everything and fill this order.

The customer's always right.

Did you say tight, Mr. Kunstlicker? The customer's always tight?

Sometimes, Miss Pussy.

Sometimes.

Do you like my socks, Miss Pussy?

Yes, I do.

But, um, you have to remember, I'm not a sock sucker. I'm a cock sucker, Mr.

Cunslicker.

Oh.

Would you like me to take some more dictation?

I'd love it.

That's excellent.

Do I take good dictation?

Yes.

Such

a

good secretary.

That's a very strange name, Mr. Cunflicker.

Is that your real name?

It's not just my name.

It's also what I do.

Yeah?

Yeah. Do you do it good?

Yeah.

I love the way you look.

What? Is that with one T or two?

One, I believe.

Oh, well, you know, I've never done this before.

Never?

Well, not in this movie.

I'm from the Blue Cross, and I'm here to ask you a few questions.

Darling,

you have absolutely no manners at all.

How many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth full?

Yes, we're doing a survey of family health in this area. Our motto is health

through humping.

Would you care to make a donation to our organization?

You mean with money?

No, sex organs.

You mean you want me to take off my organ and give it to you?

No, I want you to leave it on and give it to me.

Sure. Honey, why don't you see if our guests would like something to eat?

Would you say that you have a well -balanced diet in this house?

Oh, yes.

We eat everyone.

Do you feel you have a close -knit family?

Oh, we don't knit. We just fuck.

Do you consider yours to be a sharing family?

We share everything.

Tits, pussy, ass.

It's refreshing to find a family that really cares for each other.

I assume you play games.

Do you like board games?

Oh, no, we're never bored.

Do you consider yours an average family?

No, no, my cock is way above average, and my daughter has nicer tits and ass

than average.

My wife, she has a mouth that can suck the balls off a bear.

What are your future plans for your family?

Well, right now, sweetheart, my plans are to rip your claws off, suck on your

tits, have my daughter sit on your face while I ram my cock right up your cunt.

Now, there's a T at the end of cunt.

Nurse! Nurse!

There's an emergency!

What is it, doctor? It's this!

Look!

What is it, doctor?

This! Look!

It's all swollen.

I think it might be something serious.

Doctor, didn't they teach you about this in medical school?

Nurse, what's your diagnosis?

It's a hard -on, Doctor.

Has this ever happened to you before?

No, Nurse.

This has never happened to me before.

I know just what you need, Doctor. And there she is.

It's my son.

It's my brother. I'm off to the lifeguard.

Okay, everybody out of the pool.

There's no one in the pool. We don't even have a pool.

Well, how can I be a lifeguard if we don't have a pool?

We don't need a lifeguard.

What can I be then?

How about a nice piece of ass?

Do I need a whistle?

Uh -uh.

Do I need swim trunks?

Uh -uh.

Do I need this?

Uh, yeah, you'll be needing that.

Look, he has the same problem I do.

Not quite.

Coffee, tea, dildos, head.

Coffee, tea, dildos, head.

Coffee, tea, dildos, head.

What's a stewardess doing in my living room?

I don't know, sir, but everybody likes to see stewardesses in porn movies.

I'll take a dildo light, no balls.

I'm trying to read, babe. Could you just look at my boss?

Yeah.

Can you tell me what Silver did yesterday?

Down 32 cents.

Oh, I'm

coming. Oh, yeah, I'm coming.

Oh God.

Oh God.

Yeah.

I love you.

I've never done this before.

Oh, make it hard, babe.

Suck it.

Look at this seed on you, too.

One at a time.

Fuck a pussy. Oh, like a pussy.

Oh, fuck me. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I have done this before.

A lot.

I've never done this before.

Oh, yeah.

That's good.

Both of you working on it at once.

Oh, just use that. That's going to make you big.

I've never done this before.