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(Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Okay, so here we are.
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Is this the flight stimulator?
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Uh, no, it's a sim-ulator, an in
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-cabin sim-ulator.
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I know, I just like saying stimulator, you
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know, like stimulation.
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You know what, please don't do that right
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now, because what we have to do is
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get through the course causing only minor injuries,
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so what we're going to do right now
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is I'm going to teach you how to
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serve first class.
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First class stimulation?
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Okay, Penny, I know that your father is
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a major stockholder for the airlines, but don't
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push me.
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Okay, so in economy class, people have to
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ask for what they want, but in first
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class we have to anticipate what they need,
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so what we're going to do is I'm
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going to pretend to be the passenger, and
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you're going to have to try to anticipate
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what I need.
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Righty-o!
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Okay.
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Anticipate what she needs.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Here, let me do that.
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Do your arms hurt?
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You okay?
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You okay?
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No, my arms don't hurt.
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I need a blanket.
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Oh, oh, I gotcha, I gotcha.
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They're right there.
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Okay, fail.
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You're supposed to go get me a blanket.
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Oh, okay, okay, okay.
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I can do this.
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Thank you.
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Here you go.
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There you go.
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Don't just hand it to me, come on.
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Cover me with it.
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Oh, oh, I shouldn't have known.
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Jesus.
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All right, that's not what I meant.
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I'm just kidding.
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I'm just kidding.
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All right, well, let's try beverage service, please.
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Oh.
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Now go get the cart.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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All right.
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All right.
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Okay.
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What can I get for you today, ma
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'am?
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I would like a gin and tonic, please.
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Not a problem.
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Ow.
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You okay there?
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My head hurts.
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Let me get you a drink.
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Here, hold on, hold on.
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Trying to wiggle the ice around a little,
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you know.
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That motion.
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There you go, babe.
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Thank you, Penny.
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Yeah, sure, hon.
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Get this thing out of here.
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Ow.
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Oh.
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Ow.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God, Jessica.
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Ow.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm so sorry.
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All right.
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That's enough for today, Penny.
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Are you okay?
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Is it really bad?
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Here, let me see.
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Let me see.
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No, it hurts.
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It hurts.
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It hurts.
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That's enough for today.
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Here, now.
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No, don't touch it.
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No, trust me.
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I studied acupressure.
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Here, let me see.
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It hurts.
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Come here.
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Trust me.
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No, it hurts.
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Here.
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Well, actually, it feels kind of good.
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I've been studying meditative holistic acupressure for the
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past six years now.
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Wow.
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It doesn't hurt anymore.
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Actually, that's amazing.
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I know.
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It's pretty cool, huh?
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It works pretty good.
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I mean, it's amazing that you're actually good
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at something.
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Check this out.
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I can stimulate different parts of your body
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by pushing pressure points in your foot.
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Watch.
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What's up?
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Oh, it makes my ears tingle.
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Crazy, huh?
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Uh-huh.
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We've got one down here.
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Oh!
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That makes my nipples hurt.
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I got more.
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All right.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let's get the inside one.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ah!
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh, you're good.
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I get that.
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I get that.
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Oh!
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Whew.
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And see, if you add the tongue, you
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can't even control it.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh, yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Let's start with the middle.
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Oh!
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh!
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You definitely know what you're doing.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh!
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Um, can we stop training for today?
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I'll think about it.
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Oh!
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Mm-hmm.
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Thank you.
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Oh, first class.
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Oh, yeah.
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All the way.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh
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Oh Oh
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Yeah, you do like it fast
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Oh
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I Watch
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you eat it Mm
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-hmm
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How do you know
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Oh
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Oh Oh
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Now it's your turn do me crooked
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Oh
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Oh
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Yeah
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh I
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Offer you a hot towel miss, please I
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There's any amount of stuff that could do
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that So Do I get to be a
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stewardess?
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Not a chance But I think they should
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offer massages in the first class
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