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(Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Okay, so here we are.

Is this the flight stimulator?

Uh, no, it's a sim-ulator, an in

-cabin sim-ulator.

I know, I just like saying stimulator, you

know, like stimulation.

You know what, please don't do that right

now, because what we have to do is

get through the course causing only minor injuries,

so what we're going to do right now

is I'm going to teach you how to

serve first class.

First class stimulation?

Okay, Penny, I know that your father is

a major stockholder for the airlines, but don't

push me.

Okay, so in economy class, people have to

ask for what they want, but in first

class we have to anticipate what they need,

so what we're going to do is I'm

going to pretend to be the passenger, and

you're going to have to try to anticipate

what I need.

Righty-o!

Okay.

Anticipate what she needs.

Okay, okay, okay.

Here, let me do that.

Do your arms hurt?

You okay?

You okay?

No, my arms don't hurt.

I need a blanket.

Oh, oh, I gotcha, I gotcha.

They're right there.

Okay, fail.

You're supposed to go get me a blanket.

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

I can do this.

Thank you.

Here you go.

There you go.

Don't just hand it to me, come on.

Cover me with it.

Oh, oh, I shouldn't have known.

Jesus.

All right, that's not what I meant.

I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.

All right, well, let's try beverage service, please.

Oh.

Now go get the cart.

Oh, okay, okay.

All right.

All right.

Okay.

What can I get for you today, ma

'am?

I would like a gin and tonic, please.

Not a problem.

Ow.

You okay there?

My head hurts.

Let me get you a drink.

Here, hold on, hold on.

Trying to wiggle the ice around a little,

you know.

That motion.

There you go, babe.

Thank you, Penny.

Yeah, sure, hon.

Get this thing out of here.

Ow.

Oh.

Ow.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God, Jessica.

Ow.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry.

All right.

That's enough for today, Penny.

Are you okay?

Is it really bad?

Here, let me see.

Let me see.

No, it hurts.

It hurts.

It hurts.

That's enough for today.

Here, now.

No, don't touch it.

No, trust me.

I studied acupressure.

Here, let me see.

It hurts.

Come here.

Trust me.

No, it hurts.

Here.

Well, actually, it feels kind of good.

I've been studying meditative holistic acupressure for the

past six years now.

Wow.

It doesn't hurt anymore.

Actually, that's amazing.

I know.

It's pretty cool, huh?

It works pretty good.

I mean, it's amazing that you're actually good

at something.

Check this out.

I can stimulate different parts of your body

by pushing pressure points in your foot.

Watch.

What's up?

Oh, it makes my ears tingle.

Crazy, huh?

Uh-huh.

We've got one down here.

Oh!

That makes my nipples hurt.

I got more.

All right.

Oh, yeah.

Let's get the inside one.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ah!

Mm-hmm.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, you're good.

I get that.

I get that.

Oh!

Whew.

And see, if you add the tongue, you

can't even control it.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Let's start with the middle.

Oh!

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

You definitely know what you're doing.

Mm-hmm.

Oh!

Um, can we stop training for today?

I'll think about it.

Oh!

Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

Oh, first class.

Oh, yeah.

All the way.

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Yeah, you do like it fast

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you eat it Mm

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How do you know

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Offer you a hot towel miss, please I

There's any amount of stuff that could do

that So Do I get to be a

stewardess?

Not a chance But I think they should

offer massages in the first class