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Used all my options, worked off my dues.

Laid all the cards, now there's nothing to lose.

Don't want tomorrow to be like today.

That's why I'm breaking away.

Not trying to run, not trying to hide.

What can I win if I'm losing my pride?

Won't let tomorrow be like today.

That's why I'm breaking away.

Breaking away.

Got to find a better way.

Until the time you fall down today.

I'll be today.

Well,

you'll play soccer for a while then.

Off you go.

He was a grand player, Barry. Sent her back. Let nothing pass.

Ah, stop her, eh?

I can imagine you've got footballers' calves, eh?

There, you keep your eyes this side. Ah, get off!

Why'd you give it up then?

Well, sooner or later, your footballing aspirations come into conflict with the

pub. Well, especially up our way.

Find yourself getting a beer gut, smoking too many fags, keep yourself

doing what you can't.

Mayday, I'll tell you what it is I'm missing.

Aye, me too.

It was great being part of a team, wasn't it?

I loved the way it games me.

Coming back on the bus, create the booth, three odd brag and a think song.

Magic.

It's a pity we can't get a team here, isn't it? And take on the Ericsson.

Well, I know whoever.

It's not enough of us for a foot of a team, is it?

It don't have to be footy, does it?

In fact, I prefer if it wasn't, cos I can't play to say my bloody life.

I could be swimming.

Great idea, yeah. Let's get a team. Yeah, it could be, except you're the

real talented, Dad.

Well, that's something. There must be something we can channel our energy

What do you reckon, Dad?

Well, you're talking about our hut. You're talking about a bunch of

non -competitors. The only one to channel their energy is a sup and beer.

There must be something.

I could play a table tennis.

It could be a table.

What's in the paper, Dan?

Nothing that's going to change the course of history, son.

It's the music press, isn't it?

Oh.

You're really into that, aren't you?

Music's my life, Moxie.

You should have been a rock star, you.

Dead ringer for Ronnie Wood.

Anybody ever told you that?

Yeah, a couple of times, in fact.

As it happens, I signed Woody's autograph for a couple of frow lines

old town on Tuesday.

Go away, you didn't, did you?

No harm done, no. They was thrilled at having met one of their idols.

And I was gratified at having put a bit of colour into their otherwise drab

existence.

Don't seem right to me, Tom.

I didn't abuse Woody's good name by jumping them, did I?

I could have.

Could you?

Yeah, they were all over me like a cheap coat, they were.

But I've got a code of ethics, Mugsy.

I know where to draw the line.

Very commendable, that, in this day and age. Yeah, ain't it?

Mind you, being ethical don't half put a crimp in your nuts.

Hello, uh, Grimwald.

It's not Monday already, is it?

No, it is not.

It is Sunday.

And on Sundays I expect to be with my family at home.

Turfed you out, have they?

Never mind, son. Pull up a bed. We accept all sorts in here.

Please, I am not in the mood for your insolence.

Where's Patterson?

Dennis?

Down the barbs, I think. What do you want him for?

He is your leader.

I suppose so.

It's not a role he relishes, though.

Why? What's the problem?

England has other problem.

They always are.

Well, I reckon it'd be a dead shot on having some sort of competition.

Pinball's the answer.

Cos I'm nearly a grandmaster on that thing. That's not exercise.

But what about arm wrestling?

I'd take anybody on at that.

Look, that's another pub game, isn't it? We want something that'll take us out

of the pub.

Oh, count me out of that.

Well, Tony Neville, you have beaten your head against a brick wall, son.

Oh, man, he's always trying to organise things, Neville, man. No, I'm not.

Yes, you are, man. You and Barry, you're like a couple of old women, man.

You'd have this place turned into a youth club if you had your way.

Bollocks. Big thing, you know, we'd be coming in here, we'd be wanting to go up

on nature walks and collect butterflies and give us a bottle of beer. I still

fancy table tennis, Dennis.

Oh, you know, you could all chip in by table, right?

Yeah, I used to be at that band at that, I did.

Why?

Well, played in the West Bromwich in District Sunday Methodist League, I did.

Oh, I see.

What's wrong with that?

Oh, no, nothing, nothing. I'm just remembering now where I knew you and him

from, you know.

Take the mick, I don't care.

I'm the one who's got the trophy back home, on the mantelpiece, next to me

brother's signed autograph of Lena Zavarone.

What trophy?

Yes, it's only a bloody pewter tankard, isn't it?

Engraved with my name and Ellen Ferguson.

And who's Ellen Ferguson?

My partner.

Mick Stubbles, you run us up, huh?

Yeah, 1979, West Bromwich and District, Sunday Methodist League.

Oh, for sake's sake.

Why, well, it's like a pinnacle, that, isn't it, of a bloke's career.

Yeah, nobody can ever take that away from me, mate. I shouldn't think

want to.

Not cool as they are.

Well, I did warn you, Neville. Mind you, I reckon we could make the next

Olympics a lethargy, eh? Eh, Ben, Grimwood's looking for you. Be a bear.

Grimwood, what's he want?

Well, you know that Natan McGowan? Oh, he's a bit of a bully head, Casey, isn't

he? Yeah, well, apparently he had a bit of a tiff in a bar last night. A bit of

a tiff?

I suppose frackar's a better word, really. Anyway, he's put Sam Eric in

and he's in a nick.

Doesn't surprise me. He's a nutter.

What's that got to do with me?

Well, he must have given his employer's name, who rang Grunwald, who came down

here to tell us that it's our responsibility to bail him out.

Huh? Well, why not?

Because he's a Brit. Says the behaviour of the Brit's none of his business.

Well, none of my business either, is it, eh? He lives in a hostel, doesn't he,

eh? Not no a hut.

And I'm stopping the Nick. He's a Brit now, isn't he, then?

And Grimwald sees you as top man, doesn't he?

Oh, bloody hell. Look, I'm not accountable for every madman in Germany

because they're British.

Oh, he's a bit of a hooligan, isn't he? Best place for him, isn't he, a bloke

like that, Nick?

Trouble is, Grimwald reckons if we can't take care of our own, we can all ship

out. What, he said that? That's not fair.

It's nothing to do with us.

I'm just telling you what he said.

What, you mean it's him or us?

Yeah, either we look after it or we can get the next boat home.

Bloody hell.

Pardon me, I don't think the going's worth that much.

Is the type that'll skip Bill, you know, then?

I doubt it. He's probably in as much bother back home as he is here.

I can walk out of here on my own without any help from you lot.

Listen, I know exactly what I had.

So if you addicts have divided anything out between you, I'll know. Where's me

Saint Christopher?

Right.

Can we have our own money back?

Ain't no right pulling me in here in the first place. You know that, don't you?

Hello, Geordie.

Hey, man, don't make me upset.

Let's just get out of here.

So your bonnet can hang over.

I was only having a couple of jars, you know, minding my own business, like.

Them naffing addicts started that. I wasn't looking for any trouble.

Well, blokes like you never are, are they? What's that supposed to mean?

Well, every time a bloke like you says he's not looking for trouble, you can

your bottom dollar that's exactly what he's looking for. Hey, is that what

you're after, is it? Oh, am I? Knock it on the head, you know. We're not the

enemy. We've just bailed you out, remember?

You just don't have a go at me, right? No, leave off, will you? You just leave

it out, will you? What's the matter with you? Nobody say nothing.

Oh, you better not either. Just calm down, eh? Right?

I'm just saying, right? Well, I'm just saying, we chipped in to get you out,

know, so come Monday, you're straight in the score, OK?

That's no threat, right? All right, all right, as long as you do, you know,

we've got better things to do with our money, right? I told you, no bother,

right? Right, right, right.

I'll buy myself a jar.

Right, that case, eh?

Oh, yeah, let's get back.

I hope so, I am, working in three inches of water all morning.

It's up.

There's bread, if anybody wants bread.

What a delightful lunch we had before us. Tea and bread.

Hey, there's also filch in the raspberry jam.

Oh, I'm sorry, Moxie.

I didn't realise you put a bit of effort into it. Could I see the weighing list?

Look, it's on my phone.

Well, you're on cook -out this weekend.

Yeah, but there's no housekeeping, is there, since we've been on the going

all... What a way to live.

Yeah.

And our keen nevies to, like, instigate some extramural activities.

This, uh, this magazine's given me an idea, you know.

We could form a group.

Form a group?

Huh? Well, straight up your street.

You look the part, anyway.

Letter for you, buddy.

Ah, Boston.

There's a postcard here from Bummer.

It says, er, the weather's fine, the beer's even better, and I'm glad none of

you's here.

Typical, that. Oh, jump in pilchards and raspberry jam.

That's all we got, son. Hey, this flat, that's got a German postmark. So what?

Well, I don't know anybody in Germany, I mean, who'd be writing to me. It'll be

some lass you'll get quite on the rest of us.

And now, Barry retains his family answer for your desire for extraterrestrial

activities. You what?

Extramural.

He says we should form a group. A group?

What about next?

Oh, why not?

Yeah. I'll be lead singer, obviously, you know, on account of my magnetism and

charismatic charm.

Who else plays any? Well, I had a claret head once, but I could only play half a

blue moon. I will put my gauntlet on drums, see how you sit and things.

That will clear them all, I think.

Oh, hey, this is from Colin.

Who?

Colin, you know, lead them.

The lad we met, the one in the army.

Oh, I can't see what's happened. Has he done a runner again?

No. Says he's settling very well.

Thanks to us, he says.

Oh, hey, listen.

He's coming over on a 36 -hour pass, bringing three of his mates and wants a

match. Army against civilians. Well, that's the answer to your prayers, funny

lad. You're the one who's been wanting to get up a team fight.

That's not the kind of idea. It's just a darts match.

That's all right. Help me.

I'm not good at darts. Yeah, well, I'm in the team.

It's my boat.

Oh,

Mark. Yeah?

Did I bother you the other night?

I wasn't looking for any trouble.

No, no, it's usually the case, isn't it? Do you want a drink?

Yeah, you have a snap there.

It's not, er, two.

Two snaps, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

So, er, when are you up in front of the big thing?

Ah, sometime next week.

Well, it'll probably be a thing, you know, you get boned or something like

You never know where you are with these addicts, you know.

They're going to stuff it to me. You know that, being a prick like, you know.

They'll throw me out the hostel.

Are they?

They're just waiting for their chance to very, very vindictive your average

addict. Well, no, wait a minute. Let's be fair. I mean, you can't really blame

the Germans, can you? I mean, live and let live, that's what I always say.

I mean, are these Germans all right?

I mean, compared to a Turk, huh?

Because the Germans who started that fight the other night, they provoked me.

Well, that's probably disputable, isn't it? Who signed you on then?

Nobody, no.

I'm just saying, I mean, it's not the first time it's happened, is it? The

record out there is not exactly untarnished.

Two more of them here, you.

Cheers.

I mean, I'm no worse than most, you know. I mean, back on my own turf, like,

know, I'm a very popular bloke.

Leastways, no -one's ever said that they didn't like me, you know.

Now and then, you know, I get a bit cantagonous, you know.

Now and then.

Yeah, but, I mean, how often's now and then?

Righty. Well, P &AT.

Right.

It must be the drink, you know, I mean, it's a demon with some blokes, you know.

I got out this fight the other night. I just had about ten pills, you know, a

few schnapps.

So it can't have been the drink.

Right, it's got to be the best four players on merit, regardless of anything

else. Yeah, boy. Including whose ball it is.

All right, agreed.

What about you, Will?

Nah, count me out.

Not into, guys. Bad for the image.

Well,

looky.

I'm just no good at darts, and I have been. Well, Neville, we've got to have

best team. Give these soldier lads a run for their money.

Yes, there will be money on it, Baldi. No doubt.

So we'll have eliminators, right? Take the best four, then we'll practice like

hell. How about that, Moxie? Let's see.

Never mind, Nev.

You want us to have a team, after all.

Not if I'm not in it.

Oh, you can be manager then.

Oh,

look at that.

59.

69.

See, the important thing is what it's doing for the hut, innit? You know, for

morale and such like.

It's unifying us in a common goal, right?

I mean, that's what you wanted after all. That's what's important.

Poor son.

Yeah, Barry's right.

It's reaffirming the harmony of the hut.

45.

Hey, you'll never guess what's happened to Chuck McGowan out of his hostel.

Well, that's not surprising. I bet they're only too glad to get shot of

Yeah, there wouldn't be much harmony in the hostel with him about, would there?

So I told him he could keep down here for a bit.

He's up.

Hey. Pardon?

Where's the bomb?

Here, took this for you, Matt. I'll show you. I'm going on my way. I'm having a

shave.

Hey, Oz, can I have a word? I'm going for a shave. That won't take a minute.

What do you want now? What do I want now?

It's him.

What on earth possessed you to bring him in here?

Well, Dennis had no else to go. Well, that's his hard lines, right?

He brought that on himself.

Well, he can't see a bloke with a beard, might he?

Him you can.

You'd better off finding him a cage, mate. He even snores aggressively.

He's going to make all our lives a misery. Well, he can't make you all eat

more of a one, can he? Well, leave Neve alone. Neve's right, Neve.

He's going to spoil everything he is. He's only one person, man. Look, man,

we've just about got used to living with each other, right? Now, it hasn't been

easy, but we've managed.

Now, you, you've gone and bollocked everything up, asking him in here.

Yeah, we're not a bleeding half -way house, man. No, it's got to go. It's as

simple as that. Oh, yeah. You're going to tell him, are you? Is that it? No,

Oh.

So, Plummerwood.

Oh, terrific.

Plummer's not back till next week.

All right, then, before we get up a delegation ride, we can write a strongly

worded protest and then Dennis can go and... Dennis can what?

All right, Dennis can tell it enough off.

Dennis can get his head thumped. We'll all back you up, though. Dennis has got

point. Well, I do all right. Well, I suppose he's not a bad bloke. No, I

compared with other violent psychopaths, I suppose he isn't.

Well, you've just got to know how to handle him.

Well, no -one else has, have they?

He's done previous, you know.

Has he? Yeah, some of the lads told me.

What for?

Well, I should hardly think it's income tax evasion.

Grievous bodily harm. Look, you asked him in here, right? You can get shot.

right, all right, man. That's nice. Get off me. Will be if you don't ask him,

right? Look, I just don't think it's fair that I'm held responsible for every

British workman on this site.

Well, I am not to be responsible for how you behave.

Look, you people come over here.

We give you work.

But you are not registered. You are self -employed.

So if you cause trouble, then you must go.

Unless you correct it among yourselves.

My lot don't cause any trouble.

They are not saints.

Well, that's still a cunning set of lads.

Just out my going.

He is not German, Worker.

He is Englander.

You could suck him.

Does he know you suggest this?

I think it is better he does not, yeah?

Look, he's ended up in our hut now, man.

Good.

then you can keep a close watch on him.

Right, Martin.

Oi!

What do you want, am I out of the bevy? Look, have you told him we're going yet?

No, well, I haven't had a chance yet, because he's been working on the west

block, but tonight in the hut, we'll out for you. Right, I'll do it.

I'll do it tonight.

Hey,

do you mind hanging on a minute while I get some more postcards?

Love you, man. Oh, all right.

Running out of socks, I am.

Working in all that water, I'm going to get foot rot.

Well, at least you're in, George.

It's freezing out there today.

The tea's hot, is it?

It's a meek one.

Hey.

If you want.

No, I'm not bothered.

You, er, kipping here again tonight, are you?

Where am I supposed to be kipping?

I just wondered, you know.

I didn't sleep too well last night, you know. That bed there's too small.

Oh, dear.

You had a word with you -know -who about you -know -what, eh?

Well, I was just about to. Yeah, go on, then.

Hey, Mac!

What?

Well, it's about your being in here.

What about me being here?

Well, it's not all that much room, really, is it?

I know, I know. I've got a rough it.

No, but the thing is...

Dear me, you can't knock Chuck and Harry, can you?

Never get beat, mate.

Dear me.

Marvellous. Hey, Dennis, come and have a look at this, man. That's just a bloke

in here, isn't he? Yeah.

I've got this dodge match coming up to play in the army, you know.

Well, that's lucky for you lads. I'm staying here.

All right.

Huh?

Prick. Huh?

Mate, the thing is, we don't really want you in this hut.

Who says?

All of us. I'm speaking for all of us.

How come?

Well, nothing personal, like, you know. I mean, we don't mind you keeping here

for a couple of nights, you know.

But you see, us lads, we've got things pretty much together amongst ourselves,

and we don't want anybody keeping here on a permanent basis.

Isn't that right, lads?

Yeah, right. I mean, you know, we're all mates and everything, aren't we?

Yeah, we've all got used to each other, you know. Oh, you know, it's nothing

personal, as Dennis says.

You don't want me staying here, is that what you're saying?

Well, not in so many words, like. No, you know, it's a question of...

Harmony, innit?

It's a question of liking.

It's not easy, is it?

A group of men, grown men, all sleeping under one roof, you know.

Especially one that lets the wet in, innit?

So you lot want me out, do you?

Well, after the darts match.

At least let him stay up the darts match, eh? Oz, man, that's got bugger

do with it.

And say I don't want to go, are you physically going to eject me, is that

Look, none of us is capable of that, you know. You're well known. Just as well

you do know that, isn't it? It would just be best all wrong if you left, you

know. I'm just telling you straight, you know, because that's how we'd prefer

it. When am I supposed to go? Hey, hey, come here.

You've got all the answers.

I don't know.

Hey, man, what do you take me for, you lot, eh? I mean, I don't bother anybody.

Would the hostel take you back?

No chance.

All I'd give was break a chair over the water's head.

That's the sort of person we'd take you for. I mean, you know, that's the point,

like. I don't like gaffers. I don't like being told what to do and where to do

it.

Ah, well, that's why it wouldn't work out here, would it? I mean, we're

sticklers for rules and regulations, we are, son.

Got what bite by the arse rules, see?

Well, get a flat on your own. That's your best bet, surely.

That'll cost me, won't it?

Advance against breakages.

Yeah, which in your case won't be returnable, will it?

No offence, squire. It's just a joke, isn't it?

Don't you clown with me, doggie. A flat's the best bet, mate. You know,

can help you out, eh? If I get a flat, you can say goodbye to that scratch you

put up for me bail. You won't see that again.

Just think about that.

I still cannot believe this.

We all want him out before he stays.

We've got no choice.

Why, aye, we've got a choice. Tell him to shift his arse.

We'll back you up.

Oh, hey, man.

Den's already did that, man. I didn't see you kicking around backing him up

anywhere. What? Aye, you kept your distance.

Well, I didn't know it, did I? I was away down the town. Aye, well, all

then. Don't jump the gun, then.

Look, if he does go, you can kiss one of yours as goodbye, right? We've seen the

last of that.

Aye. All that money.

Well, I don't know what you're worried about. You didn't even chip in.

I was against.

It all happened for that rotten darts match. Aye, well, you can blame us for

that. Arm?

Oh, had a way, man. That's just how a grapes man never is. He's never got on

team. Oh, don't be so stupid, Oz. I couldn't give a rat about your rotten

Yes, you could. It gets up their nose, man. I can tell.

Bollocks.

Well, you're the one who wanted outside interest, aren't you? What, darts is an

outside interest? Well, it's something to do.

Aye, well, I'll find myself something to do, thanks very much. Take care of

myself and that department.

Aye.

Is that why you've been going into town, is it?

Possibly.

Possibly?

It's so mysterious.

What are you up to, like, son? It's my business, isn't it?

Oh, well, I'm sure you are. Shoot yourself.

I couldn't care.

Well, that's all right, then. Well, that's all right with me.

It suits me. It suits me at all.

I'm knocking on the head, man. Will you like a couple of burns? Now, what's the

matter? Has he pinched your crayon? He started it.

I never said no, did you? Look, have you two forgot we're supposed to be mates,

eh? Have you forgot that we came out here together, right, and we vowed to

together and stick it out no matter what?

Look, I'll be the first to admit I didn't think we'd go the distance,

we've managed so far.

I mean, we've had our fair share of trials and tribulations and a fair

shit being hide our way, but we've come out unscathed, none the worse.

Right?

Right. Yeah. Right.

Sorry, I was childish.

No, say it any more. I don't understand.

Look, man, we all know whose fault it is, right?

And he's not even here.

There must be some way we can get a shot of him.

You know, in America, you know, in the underworld, you know,

the mafia, them do away with the bodies of their victims by burying them in

concrete.

So what?

Sure what? You all work on a building day, don't we?

Morning, Pallison.

Morning.

Everything is ship -shaped, as your expression says.

Well, it could be worse. It could be death.

In three days, no problems with Macallan and German workers, no trouble, no

police complaining.

Very good, I think, that he is in your care.

Enjoyed that flick.

Yeah, I always did like a good Chinese film with German voices.

I don't matter much to have these martial arts stories, do you?

That's the mayhem and the gratuitous violence that counts.

Maybe we should all take up karate, eh? Yeah, that might get rid of you -know

-who.

I often have fantasies about being Bruce Lee, don't you?

No, you can't sing.

I'd really like to be able to chop a brick in half, smash it rolling off,

wouldn't you?

Not a lot.

It'd be great, though, wouldn't it? I just want to be confronted by

hooligans and dispose of them with a few timely chops to the neck.

I always want to be able to do that.

Especially after a Wolves game when I found myself hemmed in by hordes of

rampant skinheads.

You constantly surprise me, you do, Barry.

I mean, beneath that passive exterior beats the art of a would -be ninja.

Yeah? Yeah.

What's a ninja?

A ninja?

I thought you'd have known that.

In your martial arts fraternity, none is more deadly than your ninja.

Really? Yeah.

It's the ultimate, son.

Just one look, right, can fill a man with dread.

A bit like McGowan.

No. He's no ninja, son.

Certifiable lunatic he is.

He's certainly kept us out of the hoods, hasn't he?

That's my third film in three days.

And that new?

Yeah. Oh,

isn't he fair?

Where's he off to?

Where's he been more like it, eh?

He's been very cosy these last few days, hasn't he?

I'm sure I'll see him come out of that place across the street now.

What place?

That one, the porn cinema.

No.

That's weird, that is, you know, because the other day I caught Nev copying out

an ad from his shop window.

Yeah? What ad was that?

I don't know, but it's for things like flats and flagellation.

No. Oh?

Straight up?

Well, Nev's obviously found himself an outside interest then, hasn't he, eh?

Trouble of the double 20.

Another 20.

65. I'm getting good at this, isn't I? I can make the team.

Too late. No time for you being decided who's playing.

Me. Dennis. We're going.

Moxie.

Moxie's on the emphasis. He's poor, isn't he?

Hey, I heard that.

So? So it's not true.

Look,

we plead the aggregate to our weak right. I qualify fair and square.

Yeah, he did that. No, only by the skinny of teeth.

I still qualify, though.

Bloody hell, you think it was the Olympics.

74.

All you require, double 16.

Hey, you could be scored, Barry.

Oh, bugger.

It's Ned's privilege, isn't it?

After all, he arranged it.

Is Ned picking up new soldier lads, then?

Oh, station.

Three o 'clock.

Better organise the booth, eh?

Yeah. We can arrange it on the dining table, can't we? What, man? Get some

crisps. Oh, nice and festive, eh? What about some balloons?

13? I thought you said you would have proven that. I already put me off with

bloody sarcasm, didn't I?

Right, double your wanted.

Hi there.

Letter on your bed, mate.

All right.

Probably from Brenda, wondering why her money's short this week.

Why are you putting in so much overtime, then?

It's not for the love of it, is it?

Double your needed.

Ah,

it's out under pressure.

Now, let's see.

You want double eight, and I want... 219.

Oh, hi, it's from Colin.

Oh, I want to strap.

Oh, they've got a dress parade tomorrow morning.

Oh, it's coming over Monday, isn't it?

Oh, that's no good.

It's no fun unless it's the weekend.

Well, it's all right. I'll give you a bit of practice time.

Oh, nice shot, buddy. One to five, one to four, and one to one.

Best get all the booze in the day.

Maybe we'll have any money left come Monday. I don't know.

It's like we haven't paid us anything back yet.

Paid what?

Well, I want what you owe us.

There's no reason why I should have to work that early in the morning and

go short for the likes of him, is there?

There's no reason why I should live so night here, is there?

I suppose you do need a bit of extra crack these days, eh?

That's what it's supposed to mean.

Well, you are going into town a lot, ain't you?

Must be costing you. Whatever it is you're doing. My business, isn't it? Of

course it is. Of course it is.

Isn't that crisps, Dan?

Crisps. We've got to have crisps, mate. Get the crisps on Monday, my buddy. All

right. All right. All right.

Did you get the spirit, mate?

Where are you?

Stop.

In a bottle of vodka. Must be enough, isn't it? You can't get the army drink

much as us, lads, eh?

Right, listen.

This lot's not got to be touched till Monday, you know, right? What?

No, hang on a minute. I mean, hang on. If we're going to carry this all the way

over to the hut, I think we deserve a drink. No, no, no. Look, we've got it in

now, man. It's an insurance against everybody's reckless spending, right?

Not one drop of this will be touched by anybody.

No, but I mean... Including McGowan. Right.

He's no problem, you know.

He pissed off, you know, when he heard the Darcy council said he won't be back

till tomorrow.

Did he? No.

We've got a nice refresh.

Well, it looks like here.

Great. In that case, it's my round. What do you want to drink? Aye.

Aye. Aye.

Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye.

Aye. Aye. Aye.

Aye.

Aye.

Aye.

Aye.

We'll have to restock, man, before the lads are out tomorrow.

Do you fancy a door?

Or, you know, going into town line?

Later.

Oh, uh, late here, is it?

I want to go back to the hut now, see if my going's there. I want what I'm owed.

Well, take it easy, Nev. I mean, let's face it, if you don't want to cough up,

you ain't going to, is it? Huh?

Seems to me everybody's too intimidated by him.

You often find with blokes like that, all you've got to do is face up to him.

You don't have to be his size, just face him out.

Where'd the lads gone?

Down to the pub, I should think.

So, um, nice time?

Aye, it must have been.

Why? Did you have a fight?

What's that supposed to mean?

Wasn't that your usual way of having a good time?

It's just a joke, isn't it?

I must have got paralytic if my head's any clue.

Where did you stay, like?

Over the river there.

I got this bird, see?

Oh, gave it a right seeing to.

You would have been proud of me.

Christ, miracles never cease, eh?

That's quite a moronate for the match. You're not going to miss a couple of

bottles, are you?

No, but were you chipped in for that, did you?

Well, I never invited them.

No, but they're our guests.

Look, I'll win that darts match for you, all right? Put some money on that, you

get it all back.

I want back what you owe me.

What you owe all of it.

I'm all right, like. You know, I've got a bit to put aside, you know.

You want what back, kid?

Just what you owe for the bale lake.

Look, if I'm going to get a flat, I'm going to need that money, aren't I? As a

deposit on the flat. That was all agreed.

I never agreed.

Talk to that wet nurse of yours. You know, Patterson, he'll put you straight.

I don't care what the others agreed.

I want me money back.

Just drop it, will you?

Never. I think you'd better leave him. I think Mac's getting the needle.

I only get the needle when I drink.

Don't you courage him, Ian.

Junior, you want to make something of it, I'll bloody kill you. A ghost for

and all, mate.

Got that? Hey, don't shove me.

No. Hey!

We're leaving below.

I'll be back for the darts match.

And he hit him? Oh, didn't he just?

Right, well, look, that's it, eh?

Be no match for Oliver, will he? We'll go and kick the living shit out of him.

Yeah, and some more, right then? So bloody true.

He's gone. Gone where?

Well, he's got this bird, hasn't he? Well, he'll be back, won't he?

Not today, he was. Well, that's all right. It'll keep on, eh, the bastard?

let's not worry about him. Let's just go and see Neville, eh?

Ned's gone and all.

Why?

Well, you know, Ned, he's taken it all himself, hasn't he?

Did he see where he's gone?

Yeah, he's gone into town.

Look, we're going to have to get a hold of him. You know what he's like? The

bottle is up. He's getting himself into a right depressed state.

He will not, Nick.

How are we going to find him?

Well, um... We might know where he is. Hey, Barry.

Oh. Yeah, it's a long shot, but he might be. Might be where?

Well, if you know it, then tell us, man.

Where, man?

I think it's disgusting on a sundae.

Thank you.

He's not in here, Dennis.

Is he? No, it doesn't look like it, no.

Hang on a minute.

What's up?

Oh, Grunwald.

What's he doing here?

Hello, Minecraft.

It's on.

I thought you said you spent Sundays at home with your family, eh?

Guitar lesson?

Could be a euphemism.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. What are they, acoustic or electric, eh?

A euphemism, Wayne, is a polite way of being rude.

Like saying piss off when you mean go away, or whine instead of pillock. Watch

it, you. So what do you reckon to guitar lessons?

What? It's an advert, isn't it? For sexual services.

Is it? Yeah.

You've seen the signs, haven't you? Up in Soho.

Oh, like, er, French mistress seeks pupil for oral lesson.

I wonder if Dennis has had any luck.

Hold on a minute, where's Moxie?

I reckon he's stayed behind to catch the end of that film.

Larger to catch more than a film and not sleep it.

Of course, the guitar.

Always has been used as a paddock symbol, hasn't it?

Yeah. Well, that's that little mystery sorted out. Yeah? Yeah.

Never left there five minutes ago.

Do you mean never actually been in there, striking his unnatural needs?

No, I don't. Apparently he was a regular customer.

Was he? I think he's kicked the habit by now, Lee.

That's right.

Well, the gentleman said he left his plectrum behind.

Regular as ever, Barry.

No, I haven't been this past week.

I think, er... I think McGowan's upset my sister.

Still not back?

Ah, he will be. He's still so lazy.

And it's high noon, isn't it?

I've been calling to Dennis.

He's not going to bed.

Really? What did he say?

Good job for that.

I've already cut myself twice worrying about it.

Good morning.

Morning, Dagmar.

You missed something?

Yeah, just a word in your ear, sir.

Dagmar, bitte machen Sie mir eine Tastenkasse.

Oh, das dauert noch ein bisschen. Es ist noch nicht ganz durchgelaufen.

Ich glaube, ich habe mein Auto nicht abgeschlossen.

Können Sie mal sehen?

Follow me, please.

Yes, Pedersen, what is it? Not a word, not one word, will be heard by any of my

lads. Not to no one. Not to the Brits.

Not to the Erics. Not to nobody. You have my word.

All your heart knows.

All except McGowan.

But the rest of my lads, I promise you.

However, if McGowan does find out, I mean his silence.

I can't guarantee.

So?

Well, so, eh, maybe best of all, we're going left.

For what excuse can I give? He is a good worker.

Here, think of something.

You're all very chipper today, Dennis.

Aye, not bad.

Sounds like you know something we don't, doesn't it?

Well, hey, we've all got to have our little secrets, Neville. No need to tell

you that.

My secrets out. That's on for you lot. I don't know why you had to make such a

big secret of it in the first place, mate. Well, I just wanted to get half

proficient at it. Find myself a guitar and surprise you.

What, at the Christmas party, like?

I don't know, man.

Hey, uh, hopefully in bricks isn't going to damage your hands, mate.

Aye, you'd better get them insured if you're going to be the next Derek

I'll surprise you, yeah.

Uh -oh.

Okay.

Yeah, you must go.

I got me cards from Grunwald.

What for?

He says he heard through the grapevine the judge is going to do me when I go

off. You know, make an example or something.

Never. Yeah, apparently.

I told you they'd stop it to me, didn't I?

Indictive bastards.

Aye, well, you're best off going home.

Better than being in the clink.

Aye, so -so.

So long, Link.

You'll not be me.

That's your old bear money off the stand, Finn.

No problem, Will.

Yeah.

Nice one.

Hi, Ned. What time are the army arriving, then? Oh, six o 'clock.

I'd better put a move on, eh? No, we'll go down on the bike. They can follow us

back in a taxi, eh? Oh, great.

Aye, it should be a good night.

And you're in the team up at all?

Oh, that's not important.

Oh, Dad.

Right. Aye, Dennis.

Oh, it's great, isn't it, eh?

Old spirit restored.

I had a darts match and a piss -up to follow, eh, Magic?

They'd better get some practice in. Yeah, we've got to make a good show

these army ones.

No, well, there's no panic. I mean, we're going to have a monumental piss

but you can forget all about the darts match.

What? How's that like?

McGowan's pissed off with a dartboard.

Then a pint with the boys in a bottle of noise. That's living all right. That's

living all right.

Working all day for a bit of pay.

Then blow it on Saturday night.

And you kiss the dames, but you don't ask their names. That's living all

Working in the sun, drinking schnapps, having fun. That's living all right.

just to keep you

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