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You're over here jerking off our swap sign.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

My name's Lexi, and my family decided to try this new family swap thing.

It's basically where you trade places with another family for a day and see

that feels.

My stupid therapist thought maybe this would be a good idea for us.

Candace arrived first.

She seemed nice.

She seemed too young to be a mom.

I really liked her, though, and I think she'd be fun to hang out with.

Charles is my family's flop dad.

I'm not usually into older men, but he's pretty hot.

I keep thinking.

I wonder if he would fuck me.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like.

Are they bigger?

I wonder what my real dad would think if I fucked him.

I'm still not sure about Juan.

He looks at me funny.

I can't tell if he thinks I'm a cunt or he's still trying to look down my shirt.

I bet my new little brother has a hard -on for me.

Oh, hey.

Hey. You must be Juan.

And you're Lexi?

Mm -hmm. Nice to meet you.

Oh, um, do you have a shower by any chance?

Yeah, over to the left by your room.

All right, thank you.

Mm -hmm.

What? You got water all over this one. Oh shit, I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Let me help you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Am I making you feel uncomfortable?

No, not at all.

Your dong is just pointing right at me.

You're gonna have to take care of that.

You can't have a bunch of built -up testosterone around this house right

Then, about halfway through the swap, things got a little bit crazy.

Yes!

High five.

High five.

It's been a great week so far.

I agree.

You are so sweet.

You know, I think I like you guys better than my own family.

Well, I'm gonna get some water.

Would anyone like anything?

Oh, um, actually...

I think we'll go with you. I'm really tired to speak to you.

Okay.

What are you doing?

I just can't take it anymore.

Take what?

I told you.

I'd help you out with this.

What are you talking about?

I haven't seen your boner this whole game.

They're in the next room. What is he doing?

Thank you.

The cups are right over here.

I didn't mean to show you so much of myself.

You know, you're pretty attractive for an older guy.

Thanks, I guess.

You know, one of the reasons my therapist said I should be on this show

work through my daddy issues.

Yeah, you know, I'm not your guy.

Well, why not?

You're big and strong.

You like it.

Yeah, I don't think this is such a good idea.

Well, it looks like you're interested.

We should go check on that man.

What was that?

Juan knocked over the lamp.

How did Juan knock over the lamp?

Are you insinuating something?

What have you been up to? You guys have been in the kitchen for a long time.

I was getting water.

Like gallons of water?

I wasn't up to anything.

What are you doing in here?

You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I'll show you what we were doing in the kitchen.

Show me. Yeah, I'll show you.

Show me.

No!

No!

Thank you.

I love family so much.

um um

um wow

um um

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I kind of want to see you suck her.

Lexi.

Are you getting for me, you fucking dead cock?

Bye. Bye.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Finally get to feel your dick inside of me.

It's like that.

It's so good.

It's all the way in my foot.

Grrrr!

Yeah.

If they ever air this show, my husband's going to kill me.

Yeah.

Well, maybe you guys can be my family every weekend.

I want to know what a dad dick looks

like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

what? I'm really happy we're doing this. Getting to spend some family time

together. I mean, my real family doesn't even get to do things like this.

So much fun.

Well, yeah.

It's probably helpful keeping Chloe from not fucking the rest of the football

team.

Nathan! Why would you say something like that?

Do you talk that way to your actual sister?

Joey's just a boy.

Yeah. He's probably just saying that because he has a little dick.

What the fuck?

Who the fuck said I had a tiny dick? I did.

You've never seen it.

You look like someone that has a tiny dick.

I don't.

Well, then prove it then. Whip it out. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah.

What are you going to do? Whip it out?

Oh, there it is.

Look at all its volvacious glory.

Nathan, just put it away.

Put the thing away. But you told... Put it away.

And what are you laughing at? It's probably bigger than yours.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, real mature.

Seriously? You're only doing this to impress your swap daughter.

You think I'm some kind of pervert that's just doing this to fuck Chloe?

Oh, I saw you giving Chloe those eyeballs earlier.

Oh, please. You're just trying to make me feel bad.

You probably don't even like Huck anyways.

Oh, you two guys can't even compete with women on an intellectual level.

Yeah, you're so stupid that you couldn't even undo a bra.

Nathan. Jesus.

Move.

Who's got small dicks now?

Real cute guys, but get back to me when you can actually fuck a woman.

I'm saying your balls aren't big enough.

I actually didn't think they had the balls to do it.

Show them something?

Show them how to actually fuck?

Yeah. I think we should.

Hold them down and have our way with them.

Let's do it.

Come on, boys.

Are you ready for this, Nathan?

Nice. Hard cock.

Thank you.

Fuck!

Just look at me. Just look at me.

Oh, Jesus.

um um

oh yes it feels really good

I'm in there, I'm so tired

I don't

care

Jerking off our swap, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

So we're all part of this family swap show.

These aren't my real family. They all come from different places.

This is my real house, though. My parents and sister are off doing swaps

other houses.

The idea is that we come together and live as a real family for a week.

It started out great, but it's gotten kind of weird.

So Dee and Brock are playing my parents.

They started off pretty nice, but I don't know about them anymore.

And Vanna plays my sister.

She's been treating me like my real sister.

It's just coming off like she hates me or something. I don't know.

See what I mean about that being weird?

She literally sucked frosting off his finger.

I mean, it's super suggestive. I really don't think I'm imagining this shit.

And then my mom spills frosting on her shirt, and instead of going to change,

she just takes it off in front of all of us.

Everyone acted like that was normal, but, I mean, her apron didn't really

up much.

I don't know what it is between the three of them or any of the two of them,

there's definitely something going on here. I mean, I feel like I'm missing

something really obvious.

I get the feeling that my dad is trying to get rid of me. He asked me to do

these chores, but I think he really just wants alone time with my mom and

sister.

Hey, Cody,

why don't you take out the trash like we talked about earlier?

Yeah, Cody, just do your chores.

Come on, honey.

You're okay.

No, like nap.

Yeah, go.

And you know what?

While you're at it, why don't you clean up your room?

Yeah?

There'll be plenty of cookies left. In fact, we'll finish them for you. Okay?

Okay.

I don't know what they're all doing together.

but it's pretty clear he doesn't want me around.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

I knew I shouldn't watch, but I couldn't help keep looking.

And then my dad walked in, and I thought it was all over.

I mean, I thought he would go nuts.

Then he just kind of jumped in. I don't know. It just got really weird.

Thank you.

It was really weird knowing Ben had been fucking a pretend mom.

I mean, and on top of that, sucking dad's cock.

I really wanted that to happen to me. I wanted her to suck my cock.

But she's acting like my real sister. Like she hates me or something.

Oh my god.

Do you have a boner right now?

What's wrong with you? I'm your sister.

Are you like this all the time?

No, I don't know.

I just really wanted to fuck you.

Are you crazy?

What?

Okay, I know you're fucking mom and dad. If you don't give me some pussy, I'm

gonna tell.

So what?

Who are you gonna tell?

Not mom and dad.

I would never fuck you.

I mean, come on.

You're just this weird brother who hangs around the house all day.

Just look at you. I mean, I'm a princess. I would never fuck somebody

It's not fair, okay?

It's not like I'm actually your brother or anything.

Aw, boo -hoo. Sucks to be you.

I still left out.

Okay, fine.

If I suck your dick, will you shut up about it?

And will you leave me alone?

What do you think you're doing?

We were just... Huh? Yeah.

We were just thinking... Get your hands off your dick.

Okay. Yeah?

If you're going to do this, do it right.

Let your sister fuck you in front of the family.

Wait, what?

Don't go sneaking around.

I mean, it's okay. Come on. You want to fuck me, right?

Well, yeah, I didn't.

Did you?

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

You're fine.

Sit down.

That's quite nice.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, right there.

Oh, my God.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

Six. Man, again?

Got it.

Damn.

How's that?

Here's your key. Here we go.

Oh, my God, guys. This is great.

It's like we're a real family.

Yeah. This is cool. I'm going to have some real fun, right?

That's what I came for.

Yeah.

Are you okay, honey?

Yeah, I'm good.

This is great.

You guys are getting along like real brother and sister.

But don't be crossing any lines.

She's right. It would be inappropriate.

Very inappropriate.

Well, I'm going to go shower.

Excuse me.

Listen, I get it. I see what's going on.

You know, I mean, it's just a thing, right?

Right? And I got no problem with it.

It's just, yeah, I mean, why would I care?

We're all here to just have fun, right?

But here's the thing.

Your weekend mom, she's taking this really seriously, okay?

And I just need you guys to kind of cool it down and just don't let her know.

You know what I mean?

I don't want us to mess up my weekend. I'm still trying to get in good with

I'm hoping I get to have some fun, right? So we understand one another.

We're all good?

All right, cool.

Cool.

Gee,

I guess we should get a room or something, huh?

You two really get along well, don't you?

Listen, this is a little awkward. I probably shouldn't be watching this.

I'm going to go now.

Okay.

Yeah, I bet you do.

She's kicking me out of the bedroom because she's changing.

She doesn't want me to see her naked. Can you believe that?

She's supposed to be my wife.

I'm sure you guys might stop it for a little bit once I bring my book with me.

You're fucking pretty good, aren't you?

You two sit there naked and think about what the hell you've done.

Sorry. Like, what the fuck? This is not how families act, guys.

Like, what do you think you're doing?

Come here.

What?

You're my wife.

You need some love, some physical contact, okay?

That was nice.

I haven't had that in a while.

I'm just treating you the way you should be treated.

And I've liked this for a long time. My last husband didn't even give me this

kind of affection or attention.

Hey, stop that.

Let me come over here and give your mother some attention.

So good.

You know?

Wow.

No.

Oh my god, fucking cretins.

You're my family swap.