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The destination is on your right, 467 Lakeshore Drive, North Bay.

I want you to touch me, tease me, feel me.

I'm gonna kill him.

This place is pretty legit.

My mom's dream home away from civilization.

Well, it's cool.

Not a lot of places like this around here.

I prefer the camper way more than this fishbowl and steroids.

Of course you do.

Come on.

Come on.

Nathan.

You know it's not a crime to go swimming.

I know.

What's that?

Shit.

Okay, so I should get back to work.

Yeah, I'll text you.

Yeah.

Where were you?

Work?

Traffic?

Oh, Boots.

You found that stupid hole next to your stupid house.

Oh, honey.

We're ready for Boots?

Why'd you let me call him Boots?

He has stripes.

Makes no sense.

You should call your dad.

Why?

He loved Boots.

Well, maybe he shouldn't have abandoned him because of his girlfriend's allergies.

Call your dad.

Asked her.

What?

Learn how to communicate like a human being.

This is an emoji intervention.

Fine.

Oh.

Boots is dead.

He plummeted to his death in a lonely, isolated

subdivision away from all of his friends.

Sorry, she's very emotional right now.

What?

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Thanks.

What the hell was that?

That was Rachel.

Does she not have a phone or does dad just like give her everything?

Mom.

Mom, your father had

a heart attack in the bathtub and he drowned.

I didn't even know he took baths.

I've already seen this episode.

My husband did it.

Kami, hi, it's Susan.

Just checking in for an update.

Um, let me know when we can expect a first...

Aster!

Fred?

Why are

you shaving your sweater?

Deep-hilling.

Dessert for breakfast?

You bought them.

What are you gonna wear?

Pick a dress.

A dress?

Yeah, it's a funeral.

Not everything has to be a political statement.

Pants haven't qualified as a political statement for like a hundred years.

Stop being difficult.

Stop being so weird.

You hate him.

We don't have to play all Stepford Wives to impress his stupid friends.

Hate is a strong word.

You hate him, I hate him.

It's kind of our thing.

Lace will be dressed respectably while everyone's talking behind our backs.

It starts at three, so be ready by 1230.

I know how time works.

If it doesn't change who you are, think about why that world exists.

If you made the decision to be with someone their last name and wasn't their

last name, what if they were part of the 같은s you chose?

This won't be good.

I know you should probably be half He pays the bills.

I just wanted to give adrink to our mother.

It doesn't make you feel like you owe them an explanation.

Stand up straight, look them in the eye, or walk away.

Or kick them.

Don't kick anyone.

Can I kick Jane?

Maybe Jane.

Dad hated classical music.

She ruined the place.

Hester!

Gabby!

Gabby, I'm so glad you came.

How are you?

Your mom called my mom.

This whole thing is so sad.

Stupid.

You didn't have to come.

Of course I did.

Have you seen her yet?

I'm gonna look around.

Drink?

Yes.

I was just looking for the restroom.

Well, it hasn't moved since you lived here.

My condolences.

Thank you.

She is going to get so many sympathy likes.

Hashtag funeral.

Hashtag sad.

Hashtag little black dress.

So, how's it going with Nathan?

I don't even know anymore.

You know how men are.

Yeah.

So selfish.

Cammy Hayes?

It's Bowdoin again.

Oh my goodness.

Surprised to see you here.

Well, Craig is Hester's father.

Of course.

Poor baby.

So, did a little bird tell me that you left the city?

I built a house in the country.

Aww.

That's so lovely.

It must be nice to be isolated from all the craziness, right?

So, is there anyone special in your life?

No.

I'm just focusing on work and raising my daughter to be an independent.

No.

There's plenty of time for that.

You're still a total fox.

I'm going to get some air.

Okay.

Call me if you need anything.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Hi.

I'm Tallulah.

What are you doing?

Collecting insects, frogs.

Sometimes you can find really tiny ones.

But you aren't supposed to touch those ones

because if you do, their moms will eat them.

Hmm.

Are you ready?

Mm-hmm.

Take care of yourself, okay?

What did you think?

That Dad has boring friends with bad-tasting music?

How are you feeling?

Fine.

Do you know what fine really means?

Mom, can we not right now?

Feelings inside not expressed.

Sometimes fine actually just means fine.

I want to talk.

Is that for school?

Is that for school?

Nope.

Hey, what do you think the deal is with Dad's will?

There's really no telling how much money there's going to be.

Mom, he's loaded.

I mean, look around at your alimony.

Hey, I earned this.

Do I need to remind you?

I'm reminded.

Thank you.

Anyways, I'm assuming Dad didn't forget that Rainbow wasn't his only daughter.

Tallulah.

Anyway, there's no telling from the outside what's really going on with people.

Okay, well, I'm really not in the mood for your spiritual inquiry, so whatever.

What about a dinner inquiry?

Lasagna?

Yep.

Great talk.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Hey Jenny, I just made dinner and I know it's

last minute, but I know it's been forever.

Of course, 100%.

More notice next time.

He hasn't paid the mortgage in six months.

What does the bank say?

It'll all go up for auction.

For insurance, the house, everything.

We can keep a few clothes and things.

You have family nearby?

I have no family.

Friends?

Not since I became a homewrecker.

Do you need a place to stay?

Until you get back on your feet?

With you?

No.

Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Anyway, Craig had insurance, so we'll be fine.

It was nice of you to come, but we don't need your help.

Put the rest back.

Dad always buys shrimp.

Tallulah, I said no.

Go.

Come on.

So, 84.28.

Thanks.

Uh, you know what?

Can you take those off?

Too many calories anyway.

Ha.

Mom.

Let's go.

Next time, okay?

I promise.

What's eviction mean?

Who texted?

Never mind.

Go to sleep.

Oh, no, don't help.

Just relax.

Well, I can't help you if you don't like what I do.

Your perfectionism is really bad for your mental health.

Don't you dare leave that for me to clean up.

I'm not your slave.

Just, oh, please let me clean up for you.

I wasn't going to.

Good.

What the fuck?

What are they doing here?

This is your house in the country.

Craig had your address in his phone, so I, um...

If the offer still stands, that is?

Of course.

What offer?

Not what I expected.

Cool pool.

Well, book sales were good, so I figured, what the hell?

Your playroom is awesome.

Such a mess.

I'm right in the midst of a crazy deadline on a book.

Oh, yeah.

How's that going on, by the way?

Well, I don't want us to be in positions or if it's too much.

I'm roommates with my dad's mistress.

That's the tour.

What's that?

Oh, that's, uh, the camper I lived in when we were building this place.

Aster was at school, so... Great.

We'll take it.

I'm his wife.

What?

I'm married to your father.

I'm not his mistress.

Yeah.

Well, not anymore.

Go away.

Can we talk?

No.

Aster, be reasonable.

Like you?

Your need to be a saint?

It's pathological.

This is the worst thing you could have actually done.

Aster.

Well, hello.

Are you hungry?

But I need to get into the house.

We need our clothes.

Okay, we can arrange a time for that, Mrs. Hayes, but the foreclosure is final.

I have a kid.

We had to sleep in our car the other night.

Right.

The BMW?

Well, we'll have to repossess that as well.

What are you drawing?

Just random sketches, mostly.

Where are your books?

You know about my books?

My dad wants me to read them at the library.

Wow.

What did he tell you about them?

He told me that she's my sister, but only I know that.

Because you changed her name.

Do I look like my dad?

Yeah, you do.

That's what everybody says.

What's your next book about?

Just Between Us?

I have no idea.

You can't just go over there.

Why not?

She has food.

We have food.

Disgusting shredded wheat.

Not even the frosted kind.

This is our space, and you need to stay here, okay?

So we're in jail?

Yeah, we're in jail.

And you can thank your dad for that.

It's a beautiful day.

I'm in the middle of something more.

Get up.

You're watching TV in the middle of the day,

and that's something depressed people do.

We're going shopping.

Mindless consumption is everything that's wrong with the world right now.

Says the girl glued to YouTube.

Get dressed.

We're leaving in a minute.

I can pick my own clothes, Mom.

DeLua!

So your mom's cool with this?

Can I play a song?

Wow, 5-year warranty, that's good.

Don't you think there's already enough toasters in the world?

I like my toast slightly brown.

Dad likes his brunch on one side with marmalade.

Gross.

So gross, right?

Alarm clock.

Can you help us find an alarm clock?

What the hell is going on with her?

With what?

She talks about him like he's still alive.

You know what that is?

Feelings inside not expressed.

Do you think Gabby's bringing a coffee maker?

Mom, I don't need a coffee maker.

What about the toaster?

I don't need a toaster either.

Don't be silly.

I mean, you can't rely on Gabby to bring everything.

I'm not going back.

I know the first year is hard.

It's a transitional time.

This year's gonna be better.

Mom, I'm being serious.

You can't drop out.

You have no choice.

Actually, a lot of successful people are college dropouts.

Lady Gaga, Oprah, Mark Zuckerberg.

Is this about your father?

No!

I hope it's not about that guy.

What guy?

The guy I saw sneaking out of your camper.

You're spying on me?

Do you know how much of a weirdo you are?

Look at how cool this is!

What is it?

It's a terrarium maker.

I'm gonna put it on my Christmas list.

Someone might as well get something nice while we're here.

There you go.

Lovely daughters.

I mean, you guys could be sisters, but... Ew, she's not her daughter.

No, my dad had two families, actually.

Me and my mom are more like the starter family, so to speak.

But her?

She's the real deal, though.

You know, if you're not gonna go back to

college, you're gonna have to start paying rent.

Why?

So I can be forced to live with you and the woman

who ruined our lives in the middle of nowhere?

You know, believe it or not, everything is not always all about you.

But I still have to put up with them.

And for what?

Like, yeah, Dad was an asshole who screwed them over, but guess what, Mom?

He screwed us over, too.

You don't need to remind me about that.

This isn't my ideal living situation either, but they were living in a car.

So does Rachel have to pay rent?

Rachel is not my daughter.

She's almost young enough to be, though, isn't she?

You know, Rachel dropped out of college, too.

Just like Mike Zuckerberg.

Except she met your father and she married him and

she had a kid and she didn't think about a career.

Do you think that's working out for her now?

Hi.

I was just, uh... doing some laundry.

I didn't mean... Fine.

Nice one, Mom.

I'm not doing your laundry anymore, either.

Tuli, what is that?

It's a terrarium kit.

Kemi got it for me for Christmas.

Let me guess.

You're going hiking.

Nope.

Swimming.

But I'm not supposed to go by myself.

Where's your mom?

She's basically just staring at the wall of our camper.

I guess it's like, actually, the door.

Well, you know, I'm really behind on delivering this next draft of my book.

How long does it take to drown?

I'm not sure.

A few minutes, I guess?

Does it hurt?

I don't know.

Well...

I'm not afraid of swimming.

You're such a good swimmer!

You're good with kids.

Less so with teenagers.

I'm surprised you didn't have more.

I wanted to, but Craig said one was enough.

But the insurance should be settled any day now, so...

we'll be out of your hair.

Tallulah, come on.

The point in knocking is to actually wait for an answer before you come in.

Why don't you at least register for your classes?

I tried doing it, and I can't.

I think you're being impulsive.

I'm not being impulsive if I've thought about it.

Well, what are you going to do if you stay here?

I just don't want you to have regrets.

I thought you'd be happy.

You know, keeping me in your lair, spying on my every move.

Why don't you just register?

So you at least have that option.

Why don't you just stay out of my business?

I don't bug you with your life.

Like how you haven't finished a book in two years, or how you just decide to hide

from society like the Beast, or how you haven't dated anyone since Dad.

You think I'm a Beast?

The Beast.

From, like, Beauty and the Beast.

Well, as the only woman in this family that works, I'm gonna go back to my picture.

Mom, no!

Oh, Mom!

My

little darling You must have come from the sea

With all those little fish shapes Pretty as can be

I know my little darling Mrs.

Hayes, I'm calling about the claim on Craig Hayes' life insurance policy.

Yes.

It's been denied.

And I'm very sorry.

Your husband hasn't paid the premiums in six months, so the policy is void.

And there's virtually no way that we can put your...

Can

I buy you another beer?

You can buy me a martini.

Okay.

And I wear a size seven and a half.

You're on.

And they are saying so far out in truth.

I'm not gonna lie...

Oh my God.

What do you got?

Pressure time.

Mom?

Everything okay?

I had a dream that dad was dead.

Did you tell your mom?

She's not here.

Well, she told me to take care of you while she was gone.

Would you like some warm milk?

Yeah.

These are the best.

Do my teeth look crazy?

You're funny.

I'm married.

I mean, I used to.

Wait, I still am.

No.

I'm a widow.

Bye.

Hey, can I get your number?

$19.

Uh, here.

Hey, lady, read.

It's $19.

Don't call me lady.

I'm 32.

I'm in my fucking prime.

Women hit their sexual peaks in their 30s.

So, yeah.

Peak sexuality.

It's $19, ma'am.

Okay, okay.

Hold on, sir.

Okay.

Do you need anything?

Here.

Thank you, thank you.

This is my friend.

Yeah.

Your mom was right.

I made all the mistakes.

All the wrong choices.

Soon, I'll die an old, broke widow.

Not soon.

Just later.

There you are.

Oh, no.

Your bike.

Good morning.

God, you scared me.

Big night?

No.

I'm sure you needed to blow off steam.

There isn't going to be any insurance money.

Did you double check everything?

Because insurance companies are scam artists.

Wouldn't even know where to start.

You should check The details, the loopholes, what you can keep your not

aware of, what's in your name, what's yours from before the marriage.

Do you have his financial records?

They're at the house.

Want me to take a look?

Mom!

Hi.

Are you sick?

You look sick.

I'm not sick.

But I am a surprisingly good bowler.

I'm hungry.

Here's cereal.

The milk is all chunky.

So am I.

Here you go.

Morning.

Jesus, this is a nightmare.

Mrs. Hayes?

That's me.

Can we just go over a few things quickly?

Did you pay for that?

Don't be a narc.

Hey, can we go?

I really hate this place.

Me too.

Tula.

This is the last time we'll ever be here.

Maybe it doesn't matter.

It's a beautiful table.

It's a shame to let it go.

You're right!

Mom!

I'm going right.

I can hear you.

It's very heavy.

Put it down?

Yeah, drop it.

At least, there's no need to flow.

It's a long, long queue town.

Yeah, this is not gonna work.

It looks amazing.

What is it?

Oh, it's nothing.

It's just another one of Craig's speeding tickets.

We should go through all your statements for the past few years, find out if there

are any debts where you're a cosigner, and

figure what your assets were before the marriage.

Uh, I don't have any assets.

I need a job.

You and Esther both.

That girl needs to learn some self-direction.

It's about time.

Oh my gosh, if she's gonna abandon her education, well, as the poster child for

that life decision, I'm happy to take her job hunting.

You're welcome to try.

My mom thinks that if I don't finish college, my only option will be to sell

used underwear on the internet or something.

Yours or hers?

Oh my god.

Your reaction on her face.

I mean, it would be worth it just for that.

Alright.

Bye.

Okay.

Well, good luck.

You too.

I'm Rachel.

Nice to meet you.

I'm actually looking for a job.

I'm very wine literate.

Sorry, sir.

Do you know where your vegan bacon options are?

I'm sorry, ma'am.

I only work with carcasses.

Interview time?

Yeah.

Just wanted to say hi.

I put in a good word for you.

I'll thank you later.

Uh, you know, most of my experience is in... breads.

Whites and rosés and sparkling.

I'm very wine literate.

Oh!

You know, you could actually work here.

Yeah, what else have I got to do?

I'm a broke widow without a single marketable skill.

I live with my husband's ex-wife.

And, oh, special hobbies.

Drinking with his teenage dropout daughter.

Very nice.

Ooh!

You are hired!

Can I ask you something?

About my dad?

And the affair?

Did you feel like the worst person in the world?

I felt like shit literally all the time.

You and your mom, you were so theoretical to me then.

It's easy for me to feel like I was the victim.

But I sound terrible.

It is what it is.

Happy birthday, Mr. President.

Where did you get that?

Where did you get it is the better question.

Mother, you look ridiculous.

Take it off.

Are you having an affair?

Oh my God, you are.

Who is he?

It's no one.

It doesn't matter anyway.

I'm not giving it back until you tell me who it is.

Give it back!

No, I'm not giving it back!

I know!

Mom!

Give it back!

Ow!

Mom!

What is wrong with you?

Are you insane?

Jesus!

Jesus, learn how to take a joke!

What was your and Craig's child support arrangement?

Um, about $4,000 a month, I think.

You think?

Uh, no.

It was $4,000.

I don't see any payments in his bank statements.

Well, he hasn't paid me in the past year or so.

So you knew he was broke?

Well, I thought you did, too.

I guess... I didn't realize you guys were in touch.

Only when we had to be.

So he must have told you then?

That Esther asked us for money?

Why?

She wants to go traveling in South America.

I don't know.

Has Tallulah spoken to you at all about her birthday?

Only about a hundred times.

And?

She wants to have a dinner party.

A real one.

A grown-up one.

It would just be us, but it sounds fun.

Thanks.

I don't want that thing anywhere near me, Tallulah.

It's just a crab.

You don't have to be scared about it.

I can't wait to show this to Dad.

Tallulah.

Honey, you're Dad?

I know.

I know.

Okay.

I made a mistake.

Stop telling me he's dead.

Should I go get her?

I got it, Kami.

Thank you.

Who wants ice cream?

Let's do it.

Great.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, by the way,

I don't like ice cream.

Skippin' strawberry and mint chocolate chip, please.

Those don't go together at all.

Yes, they do.

Okay.

There you go.

Oh my gosh, Tuli.

Thanks so much.

First paycheck.

Honey, is that Gabby?

Why is she with your boyfriend?

That's none of your business.

You think you can have sex with your best friend's boyfriend

on my property and somehow that's none of my business?

Well, apparently not.

This caginess, hiding things, it's just like your father.

Here goes the father card.

I would think that you of all people would know the pain your selfishness is causing.

You know, you don't actually have to project all

of your own bullshit onto every situation, right?

I don't even know the person I raised.

Is that why you don't want to go back to school?

Because you want to hang out with some loser who cheats on his girlfriend?

You're driving me crazy.

Kimmy, maybe we should all just calm down.

Stay out of this, okay?

She can't say anything because cheaters are losers?

All cheaters are terrible people.

Dad's a bad person, Rachel's a bad person, I'm the worst person.

You're twisting my words.

Oh, and here's a thought.

Maybe it is possible not to be so judgmental and condescending all the time.

Especially since you've been dressing up like

a Victoria's Secret model in your spare time.

Mind your own business, Asterhaze.

I haven't done anything that I'm ashamed of.

Fine!

You're perfect!

What is it?

Another one of Craig's feeding tickets?

I'm sorry.

Tallulah, come on.

You can stay as long as you want.

Really, it's no trouble.

I'm sorry for losing my temper in the car.

Mom, can we please stay?

Get in the car, Tallulah.

I've got my birthday party.

Get in the car!

Where are you going to go?

Oh, it's this place.

You wouldn't know it.

It's called the Glenwood Motel.

It's only five minutes from here.

I hate this place.

I'm sorry.

Who

even leaves voicemails anymore?

Okay.

What you did was fucked up.

Gabby, I'm sorry.

I know you're sorry.

But it's just shitty because I didn't even really like him that much.

But I liked you a lot.

Are you going to forgive me?

I doubt it.

It's after midnight.

It's my birthday.

Tallulah's been through enough and I'm too tired to argue with her about a birthday.

Good morning.

We're ready.

What's the holdup?

You've blown the deadline three times.

Yes, I'm acutely aware of that.

I know.

We need to see a draft of Fiona Takes Flight and that's it.

Look, I am not going to have it ever.

What do you think of that?

The contract...

Hey, you guys don't have to ring.

Just come right in.

Come on.

No, I'm not.

Lovely presentation.

I'm so grown up.

This is the best birthday party ever.

It's all your mom's idea?

Appetite?

Mm-hmm.

Happy birthday, loser.

Awesome.

It's vintage.

Thank you so much.

Did you know my mom's going to get me an iguana after we move out of the motel?

You look pretty, sweetie.

To Tallulah.

To Tallulah.

To Tallulah.

Almost perfect.

Master, you're going to have to move faster than that if you want to get anywhere.

Mm.

That's perfect.

Here's your present, Tallulah.

Thank you.

Whoa, these are legit.

You can come over and swim anytime you want.

Sweetie, come here.

Cake?

You can have as much as you want.

I've spent the whole day cooking, and you want to eat a gross grocery store cake?

It's bad, and it has chemicals.

Well, at least we know it's bad, right?

Mm-hmm.

No surprises.

You know what?

We should go.

Mom, we just got here.

I know, honey, but this was a mistake.

Let's go back to the motel.

Let's have a really fun night.

I've done a lot for you in Tallulah.

And for Craig, right?

I'm sure you were so comforting while you were sneaking around behind my back.

It's more complicated than that, as I'm sure you would know.

You're as fucked up as this is.

I never would have known about you and Craig if you'd just stayed out of my life.

You slept with Dad?

That's who you've been seeing.

He needed me, and I loved him.

You're not the victim here, Mom.

What happened to us was an injustice.

It was ten years ago.

Wait, are you kidding?

You think I wanted to ruin your life?

Is that why you did all this?

Am I supposed to be fine with everything and not have any feelings?

Well, I am not a fucking saint!

Fucking cake!

I can't deal with this.

Aster, do not leave in the middle of the conversation!

Honey, will you go watch some TV for a little bit?

Let the adults talk.

Okay, so now I'm too young to be in the conversation.

You know the worst part about this?

Being here.

It's starting to feel like home.

Tallulah!

Aren't you too young to be sitting in front?

You get killed by the airbag, it's not my fault.

Gone.

What'd you want?

Um, I don't know.

Well, we didn't really have dinner.

Oh my God.

Why are old people obsessed with phone calls?

I'm gonna kill her.

Just give her some space, Cammie.

At least it was memorable.

As far as birthday parties go.

Thanks.

Dad always used to bring me here whenever he'd come and visit.

He thought it was my favorite place.

It was always super awkward.

What's that?

It's Dad.

And you've been carrying this around?

And why?

You know that he's dead, right?

And you know that being dead lasts forever.

I just wanted to... pretend for a while.

Yeah.

We should dump these.

Put your flashlight on.

Come on.

Come on, be careful.

Okay.

I don't know if this is legal.

I didn't want to have her.

Tallulah?

Yeah.

I love her, but... God, it's a slog sometimes.

I almost killed Aster once.

Craig and I were going to this party and I was wearing

these ridiculous high heels and carrying her downstairs.

And I fell.

She was so little.

I don't know how I managed to hold on to her.

I still have a scar.

Yeah, but you didn't let her go.

You probably could now, though, if you wanted to.

Letting go is not my strong suit.

You don't say.

Would it be crazy if we just...

held it even?

Tallulah, wake up.

Maybe we should do it somewhere else.

He drowned, so...

Yeah.

What else did he like?

Spilled chubas?

Come on.

My

little darling You musta come from the trees Falling out of them branches Falling

all over me I know my little darling Toza, eww.

You're filthy.

Mm-hmm.

Want to have a bath?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm glad you're here.

Okay.

I've been a little unhinged lately.

I mean, no offense.

I don't know.

Maybe I am unhinged.

I think I actually like you better that way.